03-11-2020, 01:02 PM
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Raat ko man k antardwand k baad kab mujhe neend aa gayi pata nahi chala…subah kareeb 6 baje..koi hamara gate knock karta hai…mein to itni thaki hui thi k mein to besudh soo rahi thi…kaushal k neend darwaze k sor se khul jaati hai..aur wo mujhe jaga deta hai..
Kaushal :- Neha utho…dekho darwaze par koi hai..
Mein :- itni subah kon hoga..
Kaushal :- 6 baj gaye hai..maa hogi dekho..
Mein :- yaar abhi 6 hi to baje hai…itni jaldi kya hai…sone do pls..
Kaushal :- Paagal mat bano neha…maa jaldi uthti hai..isliye tumhe utha rahi hai…jao..
Meri itni subah uthne k aadat nahi thi..isliye mujhe gussa aa raha tha…
Kaushal :- Jao neha gate kholo…
Mein gusse mein…uth jaati ho…
Mein :- aise h khol do..
Mein poori nangi thi…raat k maine kapde nahi pehne the aur nangi hi soo gayi thi..
Mein :- Jao tum gate kholo mein washroom jaati ho…mummy ji se bol do mein aadhe ghanta mein aati ho naha k change karke…
Itna keh k mein washroom mein chali jaati ho…
Kaushal jaake gate kholta hai aur jaise ki usko maloom tha..uski maa gate par thi..
Mummy Ji:- Itna time kyu laga diya..
Kaushal :- Maa wo neend nahi khuli..
Mummy ji:- bahu bhi soo rahi hai…
Kaushal :- Nahi maa wo to nahane gayi hui hai..
Mummy :- Beta usse bolo k 6 baje tak naha dho kar neeche aa jaana chahiye…ab wo bahu hai usko ye sab samajhna chahiye….
Kaushal :- Jee maa mein bol donga..maa mein bhi aa jaata ho tyaar hokar aa jata ho..
Mummy :- Tu dekh le beta teri marzi waran thoda aaram kar le thaka hoga raat ka…shaadi mein thak gaya hai mera beta..tu to bas bahu k bhej de..
Mummy ji itna keh k waha se chali jaati hai…mummy k awaaz tej thi yaa mere kaan mujhe unki kahi hui saari baat sunai de jaati hai…mujhe unki baatein acchi nahi lagi thi..bahu matlab kya naukar ghar ka..
Mujhe gussa tha par kehne k kuch fyaada nahi tha…mein jaldi se naha k tyaar hokar mummy ji k pass pahuch jaati ho…
Mummy ji kitchen mein thi…mein bhi unke paas chali jaati ho…aur jaakar unke pair choo leti ho..
Mummy :- khush raho…late ho gayi beta..
Late itni jaldi to mein aaj tak nahi uthi thi..
Mein :- Mummy wo tyaar hone mein time lag gaya..
Mummy:- Tyaar hone mein..itna samay…samay bhi lagaya aur aisi tyaar hokar aayi ho..beta koi accha design k blouse pehan leti..ye aisa blouse hamare yaha nahi chalta..
Us blouse mein kuch burai nahi thi...bas peeche se thoda deep tha...par aaj kal ye fashion mein tha..
Tabhi peeche se Radha ki awaaz aati hai…
Radha Kaushal k yaha naukar thi..aur who bachpan se unkey yaha kaam karti aayi thi..beech mein kuch samay k liye kaam chooda tha….par jab uska pati nahi raha to bapas se kaam pakad liya..ghar walo k bharose mand thi…dekhne mein kuch khaas nahi…mujhe to lag raha tha k sayad uske pati ne usko raat mein without makeup dekh liya hoga aur heartattack se mar gaya....
Radha :- are mummy aaj kal to ye fashion hai…haina Bhabhi..
Mein kuch bolti usse pehle..
Mummy :- Tu chup kar fashion hai…ye thakuro k bahu hai..yaha sanskar chalte hai fashon nahi..
Mummy ki aisi baat par hum dono chup ho jaate hai…
Mummy :- Radha jaa inko chai de aa…
Inko matlab papa ji the..
Radha:- lao..
Tabhi mein
Mein :- Mummy ji dejiye mein de aati ho…
Mummy :- Theek hai tum le jao….mere kamre mein hoge ye..
Mujhe waha se bhagna hai…mummy ji k saamne mujhe negative feelings aati thi..isliye jhat se mein chai lekar waha se nikal gayi…
Papa ji apne kamre mein newspaper padh rahe the…
Mein :- papa chai..
Papa:- are tum…tum kyu laayi radha se keh deti..
Mein (muskurate hue) :- kyu mein lekar aayi to aapko accha nahi laga…theek hai mein radha se keh deti ho..
Papa :- aisa nahi hai…mujhe itna haseen chehra subah subah dekhne k aadat nahi hai isliye bola..
Iss baat par hum dono has padte hai..
Papa :- To madhu ne tumhe bhi jaldi uthwa diya..
Mein papa k iss baat par koi jawab nahi deti ho..
Papa (muskurate hue) :- tumhara jawab naa dena hi mera jawab hai..
Mein:- aapko sab pata hai to poocchte kyu hai…
Papa:- poochte isliye hai k tum to apne iss dost ko batogi nahi…isliye hum khud hi poochte hai..
Mein :- aapko batane se bhi fayada..aap thodi naa mummy ji se kuch bolenge..
Papa :- sahi kaha mein usse kuch nahi bologna..mujhe maar thodi khaani hai..par mein tumko jaroor ek idea de sakta ho..jo sayad tumhari problem solve karde..
Mein :- kaisa idea..bataye naa…
Papa :- Madhu ko yoga karne wale log bahot pasand hai…to tum usko bahane se boldena ki mummy mein subah uthkar yoga karti ho….fir kya aaram se 7 baje utho….jab pooche keh do yoga kar rahi thi..bas tumhara pati naa usko bata de..
Mein :- woh kuch nahi batayenge…mein sambhal longi unko..
Papa :- are wah ek raat mein bas mein kar liya Kaushal ko..
Mein :- ek raat mein nahi pichle 5 saal se hai woh mere bas mein..heheheh
Meri baat par papa bhi muskura deta hai..
Papa :- aaj tumlog ko nikalna hai honeymoon k liye..uss langor se keh dena woh le aaye…waha kaha dhoondte firoge..
Mein:- kya..
Papa:- are wahi jo kal raat maine tumko diya tha..khatam ho gaye honge…chota pack hi to tha…3 hote hai usme…
Papa condoms k baat kar rahe the…papa kuch baat iss tarah se karte the..k aadmi comfortable ho jaate tha unke saamne…woh comfortness hi bold bana deti thi..
Mein :- abhi khatam nahi hue…2 bache hai..
Mein paagal papa k baat k jawab diye jaa rahi thi bina soche samjhe..
Papa:- 2 bache hai matlab raat mein bas ek baar hua…..had hai iss ladke thakuro k naak katwa di…isne..waise bol dena usko nalayak hai wo…waran mujhe bata dena…mein leta aaonga..
Mein ispar papa se kya bolti bas muskura di..aur waha se jaane lagi..
Papa :- Neha tumhe khatta aam pasand hai…
Mein :- Haa papa bahot…par aaj kal Mausam kaha hai aam ka..
Papa:- are uske liye nahi…woh aaj kal flavoured aate hai naa woh..le k wo aao jiska tumhe taste pasand ho to tum bhi enjoy karo…
Papa k aisi baat sunke to mein paani paani ho gayi....
Mein (Sharmate hue):- Papa aap bhi....
Itna keh k mein kamre k bahar aane lagti ho...tabhi...
Papa:- suno abse subah k chai tumhi laaya karna mere liye....
Mein peeche mud k unhe smile deta hua haa mein sar hila deti ho...aur waha se chali jaati ho...
Baaki k saara din…mehmaano k aane jaane mein hi nikal gaya…hum sab busy ho gaye…subah se kab shaam ho gayi pata hi naa chala…hamari raat ki flight thi Thailand ki..mujhe beech mein jo bhi time mil raha tha mein usme apne aur Kaushal k bag lagane lagti thi..
Papa kitne supportive hai...mera dil issi baat par khush ho raha tha...naye ghar mein agar aapka itni jaldi koi dost ban jaaye to rehna aashaan ho jaata hai...mummy papa k nature mein kitna antar hai...mummy jaha ek number k khadosh hai...wahi papa dost jaise..cheezo ko samajhne wale...mein bhagwan k laakh laakh sukuriya kar rahi thi..
Iss aapi dhaapi mein flight k time ho gaya tha…kaushal aur mein flight ko pakadne k liye ghar se nikalne ko tyaar the….
Mummy :- Beta tum log acche se jao…aur waha khoob enjoy karna..
Kaushal :- Jee maa..
Mummy :- Neha yaad hai tumse maina kuch maanga hai…jao aur khuskhabri le kar aao…
Mummy ki iss baat par mein apna sar haa mein hila deti ho..
Mummy :- Beta bhagwan k prasad kha liya tha..jo maine diya tha..
Kaushal :- maa bhool gaya..
Mummy:- aise kaise bhool gaye…jaldi aao aise bhagwan k prasad chodke nahi jaate..
Mummy Kaushal k haath pakad kar usko bhagwan k prasad khane k andar le jaati hai…
Papa :- Matlab had hai…andvishwas ki..
Mein papa k baat par muskura deti ho..
Papa :- muskura kya rahi ho..bola tha kaushal ko uske liye..
Mein apna naa mein sar hila deti ho..
Papa :- mujhe pata tha..isliye mein hi le aaya..ye lo jaldi bag mein rakh lo..
Mein bina kuch soche samjhe jhat se condoms apne bag mein rakh leti ho…
Papa :- kya karogi tum aisa rahogi agar…
Mein (aakh maarte hue) :- aap hai naa mera khayal rakhne k liye…
Mera aisa aakh maarna papa k rom rom khila deta hai..
Papa aage kuch bolte isse pehle hi Kaushal aur mummy waha aa jaati hai…uske baad hum turant waha se apni flight pakadne ko nikal jaate hai..
Mein pehli baar kisi foreign country jaa rahi thi…meri Khushi k aap andaza hi nahi laga sakte…meri man to pehle hi se Thailand pahuch chuka tha…mein aur Kaushal bahot khush the..
Bangkok ki flight 6 ghante k thi…flight mein hamare jaise kaafi new married couple the…sab apne honeymoon par jaa rahe the…par hamara couple kuch alag hi tha…un saari new married ladkyo mein mein sabse sundar aur hot thi..kaushal ye samajh raha tha..isliye bahot possessive ho raha tha…mujhe uska aisa karna pasand aa raha tha…lekin ye baat pakki thi k inn new couples mein kai aise mard honge jo honeymoon to apni biwi k saath manayenga par unke dimag mein tasveer meri hogi…wo flight wali ladki..
Kaushal :- Neha utho…dekho darwaze par koi hai..
Mein :- itni subah kon hoga..
Kaushal :- 6 baj gaye hai..maa hogi dekho..
Mein :- yaar abhi 6 hi to baje hai…itni jaldi kya hai…sone do pls..
Kaushal :- Paagal mat bano neha…maa jaldi uthti hai..isliye tumhe utha rahi hai…jao..
Meri itni subah uthne k aadat nahi thi..isliye mujhe gussa aa raha tha…
Kaushal :- Jao neha gate kholo…
Mein gusse mein…uth jaati ho…
Mein :- aise h khol do..
Mein poori nangi thi…raat k maine kapde nahi pehne the aur nangi hi soo gayi thi..
Mein :- Jao tum gate kholo mein washroom jaati ho…mummy ji se bol do mein aadhe ghanta mein aati ho naha k change karke…
Itna keh k mein washroom mein chali jaati ho…
Kaushal jaake gate kholta hai aur jaise ki usko maloom tha..uski maa gate par thi..
Mummy Ji:- Itna time kyu laga diya..
Kaushal :- Maa wo neend nahi khuli..
Mummy ji:- bahu bhi soo rahi hai…
Kaushal :- Nahi maa wo to nahane gayi hui hai..
Mummy :- Beta usse bolo k 6 baje tak naha dho kar neeche aa jaana chahiye…ab wo bahu hai usko ye sab samajhna chahiye….
Kaushal :- Jee maa mein bol donga..maa mein bhi aa jaata ho tyaar hokar aa jata ho..
Mummy :- Tu dekh le beta teri marzi waran thoda aaram kar le thaka hoga raat ka…shaadi mein thak gaya hai mera beta..tu to bas bahu k bhej de..
Mummy ji itna keh k waha se chali jaati hai…mummy k awaaz tej thi yaa mere kaan mujhe unki kahi hui saari baat sunai de jaati hai…mujhe unki baatein acchi nahi lagi thi..bahu matlab kya naukar ghar ka..
Mujhe gussa tha par kehne k kuch fyaada nahi tha…mein jaldi se naha k tyaar hokar mummy ji k pass pahuch jaati ho…
Mummy ji kitchen mein thi…mein bhi unke paas chali jaati ho…aur jaakar unke pair choo leti ho..
Mummy :- khush raho…late ho gayi beta..
Late itni jaldi to mein aaj tak nahi uthi thi..
Mein :- Mummy wo tyaar hone mein time lag gaya..
Mummy:- Tyaar hone mein..itna samay…samay bhi lagaya aur aisi tyaar hokar aayi ho..beta koi accha design k blouse pehan leti..ye aisa blouse hamare yaha nahi chalta..
Us blouse mein kuch burai nahi thi...bas peeche se thoda deep tha...par aaj kal ye fashion mein tha..
Tabhi peeche se Radha ki awaaz aati hai…
Radha Kaushal k yaha naukar thi..aur who bachpan se unkey yaha kaam karti aayi thi..beech mein kuch samay k liye kaam chooda tha….par jab uska pati nahi raha to bapas se kaam pakad liya..ghar walo k bharose mand thi…dekhne mein kuch khaas nahi…mujhe to lag raha tha k sayad uske pati ne usko raat mein without makeup dekh liya hoga aur heartattack se mar gaya....
Radha :- are mummy aaj kal to ye fashion hai…haina Bhabhi..
Mein kuch bolti usse pehle..
Mummy :- Tu chup kar fashion hai…ye thakuro k bahu hai..yaha sanskar chalte hai fashon nahi..
Mummy ki aisi baat par hum dono chup ho jaate hai…
Mummy :- Radha jaa inko chai de aa…
Inko matlab papa ji the..
Radha:- lao..
Tabhi mein
Mein :- Mummy ji dejiye mein de aati ho…
Mummy :- Theek hai tum le jao….mere kamre mein hoge ye..
Mujhe waha se bhagna hai…mummy ji k saamne mujhe negative feelings aati thi..isliye jhat se mein chai lekar waha se nikal gayi…
Papa ji apne kamre mein newspaper padh rahe the…
Mein :- papa chai..
Papa:- are tum…tum kyu laayi radha se keh deti..
Mein (muskurate hue) :- kyu mein lekar aayi to aapko accha nahi laga…theek hai mein radha se keh deti ho..
Papa :- aisa nahi hai…mujhe itna haseen chehra subah subah dekhne k aadat nahi hai isliye bola..
Iss baat par hum dono has padte hai..
Papa :- To madhu ne tumhe bhi jaldi uthwa diya..
Mein papa k iss baat par koi jawab nahi deti ho..
Papa (muskurate hue) :- tumhara jawab naa dena hi mera jawab hai..
Mein:- aapko sab pata hai to poocchte kyu hai…
Papa:- poochte isliye hai k tum to apne iss dost ko batogi nahi…isliye hum khud hi poochte hai..
Mein :- aapko batane se bhi fayada..aap thodi naa mummy ji se kuch bolenge..
Papa :- sahi kaha mein usse kuch nahi bologna..mujhe maar thodi khaani hai..par mein tumko jaroor ek idea de sakta ho..jo sayad tumhari problem solve karde..
Mein :- kaisa idea..bataye naa…
Papa :- Madhu ko yoga karne wale log bahot pasand hai…to tum usko bahane se boldena ki mummy mein subah uthkar yoga karti ho….fir kya aaram se 7 baje utho….jab pooche keh do yoga kar rahi thi..bas tumhara pati naa usko bata de..
Mein :- woh kuch nahi batayenge…mein sambhal longi unko..
Papa :- are wah ek raat mein bas mein kar liya Kaushal ko..
Mein :- ek raat mein nahi pichle 5 saal se hai woh mere bas mein..heheheh
Meri baat par papa bhi muskura deta hai..
Papa :- aaj tumlog ko nikalna hai honeymoon k liye..uss langor se keh dena woh le aaye…waha kaha dhoondte firoge..
Mein:- kya..
Papa:- are wahi jo kal raat maine tumko diya tha..khatam ho gaye honge…chota pack hi to tha…3 hote hai usme…
Papa condoms k baat kar rahe the…papa kuch baat iss tarah se karte the..k aadmi comfortable ho jaate tha unke saamne…woh comfortness hi bold bana deti thi..
Mein :- abhi khatam nahi hue…2 bache hai..
Mein paagal papa k baat k jawab diye jaa rahi thi bina soche samjhe..
Papa:- 2 bache hai matlab raat mein bas ek baar hua…..had hai iss ladke thakuro k naak katwa di…isne..waise bol dena usko nalayak hai wo…waran mujhe bata dena…mein leta aaonga..
Mein ispar papa se kya bolti bas muskura di..aur waha se jaane lagi..
Papa :- Neha tumhe khatta aam pasand hai…
Mein :- Haa papa bahot…par aaj kal Mausam kaha hai aam ka..
Papa:- are uske liye nahi…woh aaj kal flavoured aate hai naa woh..le k wo aao jiska tumhe taste pasand ho to tum bhi enjoy karo…
Papa k aisi baat sunke to mein paani paani ho gayi....
Mein (Sharmate hue):- Papa aap bhi....
Itna keh k mein kamre k bahar aane lagti ho...tabhi...
Papa:- suno abse subah k chai tumhi laaya karna mere liye....
Mein peeche mud k unhe smile deta hua haa mein sar hila deti ho...aur waha se chali jaati ho...
Baaki k saara din…mehmaano k aane jaane mein hi nikal gaya…hum sab busy ho gaye…subah se kab shaam ho gayi pata hi naa chala…hamari raat ki flight thi Thailand ki..mujhe beech mein jo bhi time mil raha tha mein usme apne aur Kaushal k bag lagane lagti thi..
Papa kitne supportive hai...mera dil issi baat par khush ho raha tha...naye ghar mein agar aapka itni jaldi koi dost ban jaaye to rehna aashaan ho jaata hai...mummy papa k nature mein kitna antar hai...mummy jaha ek number k khadosh hai...wahi papa dost jaise..cheezo ko samajhne wale...mein bhagwan k laakh laakh sukuriya kar rahi thi..
Iss aapi dhaapi mein flight k time ho gaya tha…kaushal aur mein flight ko pakadne k liye ghar se nikalne ko tyaar the….
Mummy :- Beta tum log acche se jao…aur waha khoob enjoy karna..
Kaushal :- Jee maa..
Mummy :- Neha yaad hai tumse maina kuch maanga hai…jao aur khuskhabri le kar aao…
Mummy ki iss baat par mein apna sar haa mein hila deti ho..
Mummy :- Beta bhagwan k prasad kha liya tha..jo maine diya tha..
Kaushal :- maa bhool gaya..
Mummy:- aise kaise bhool gaye…jaldi aao aise bhagwan k prasad chodke nahi jaate..
Mummy Kaushal k haath pakad kar usko bhagwan k prasad khane k andar le jaati hai…
Papa :- Matlab had hai…andvishwas ki..
Mein papa k baat par muskura deti ho..
Papa :- muskura kya rahi ho..bola tha kaushal ko uske liye..
Mein apna naa mein sar hila deti ho..
Papa :- mujhe pata tha..isliye mein hi le aaya..ye lo jaldi bag mein rakh lo..
Mein bina kuch soche samjhe jhat se condoms apne bag mein rakh leti ho…
Papa :- kya karogi tum aisa rahogi agar…
Mein (aakh maarte hue) :- aap hai naa mera khayal rakhne k liye…
Mera aisa aakh maarna papa k rom rom khila deta hai..
Papa aage kuch bolte isse pehle hi Kaushal aur mummy waha aa jaati hai…uske baad hum turant waha se apni flight pakadne ko nikal jaate hai..
Mein pehli baar kisi foreign country jaa rahi thi…meri Khushi k aap andaza hi nahi laga sakte…meri man to pehle hi se Thailand pahuch chuka tha…mein aur Kaushal bahot khush the..
Bangkok ki flight 6 ghante k thi…flight mein hamare jaise kaafi new married couple the…sab apne honeymoon par jaa rahe the…par hamara couple kuch alag hi tha…un saari new married ladkyo mein mein sabse sundar aur hot thi..kaushal ye samajh raha tha..isliye bahot possessive ho raha tha…mujhe uska aisa karna pasand aa raha tha…lekin ye baat pakki thi k inn new couples mein kai aise mard honge jo honeymoon to apni biwi k saath manayenga par unke dimag mein tasveer meri hogi…wo flight wali ladki..