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Update 1
Mera naam montu hai aaj meri age 30 ki hai aur abhi tak me unmarried hu.jaisa ki apko bata du ki isse pehle me "Maa ki barbadi apne samne" likh chuka hu aur bhi kahani post ki hui hai par aaj is kahani se me aaj apko apne Paida hone ke bad se le ke aajtak hi kahani batane ja rha hu me aap logo ko ye bhi bata dena chahta hu ki ye puri kahani ek sach kahani hai asha karta hu aap logo ko ye series pasand ayegi.is kahani ko kafi research( jisme kai logi ka yogdan hai pariwar ke bhi aur rishtedar bhi)karne ke baad hi likha raha hu kyuki mujhe nhi pata ki jab me paida hua to kya kya hua is ghar me isliye kai logo se puch tach karne ke bad hi me ye kahani likh rha hu.
Is kahani me apko gande se gandi baate janne ko milegi agar kisi ko bhi koi problem hai to wo ye story na padhe ho sakta hai apka mann kharab ho jaye.
Mera janam 1989 UP me ek bade sehar me hua aur bade pariwar me bhi.
Pariwar me sabse bade hamare baba matlab dada ji jo ek sarkari govt se retire hue the aur unki umar tab 70 sal hogi koi kaam nhi tha isliye ghar me hi rehte the,amma ji matlab dadi jo ki 65 sal ki thi aur hamesha bed par rehti thi,ghar me sabse bade tauji(47) the wo bhi ek badi post par the par bahar hi rehte the  aur badi taiji(42)aur unka bada beta beti bhi unke sath bahar hi rehte the bada unki beti bachpan se paralysed thi,
Uske bad bich wale tauji(43) aur taiji(40) doni hi naukri wale the aur unki ek beti aur ek beta tha,fir aate hai mere pitaji(30) jinki abhi abhi shadi hui thi sach batau to mujhe ye sunne me aya tha ki log kehte hai ki gadhe ko pari kaise mil gayi matlab meri maa (22) sal kyuki mere parivar me jab meri maa shadi ho ke ati to usse sundar koi aur nhi tha pariwar me aur meri maa ek housewife thi,khair uske bad  meri 4 bua bhi hai jisme se 2 ki shadi ho chuki hai aur bahar rehti thi baki 2 bua jo papa se choti thi 3 rd wali bua bhi job me thi aur live marriage ki thi kyuki unki beti mere se 6 mahine hi choti thi aur 4th sabse choti wali bua bhi govt job me thi par abhi shadi nhi hui thi.
Us time hamare yaha 5 kamre aur ek bada sa varanda tha aur wk bada sa agan tha biche me aur ek naukar(20)sal hamesha ghar me rehta tha aur ek naukrani (50)sal bhi ati thi.mummy papa ka kamra ikdam Last me 1 bathroom ke pass tha aur 2 leterine bhi thi.
Din bhar ghar me bas dada dadi aur meri maa aur 2nd wale tauji ke bache hote the,mere jaman ke kuch mahine bad hi mummy ne ghar ka kaam sambhal lia tha ab wo hi dadi ko nehlaya karti thi agan me,dadi ko chair pe baitha ke pura nanga kar ke nehlati thi...dadi ko nehlate time mummy saree pehni hoti thi apne saree ke pallu ko apni saree me hi kosh kar band leti thi fir dadi ke upar pani daal ke nehlaya karti thi,tab meri maa bhi pani se bheeg jaya karti thi ye sab nazara mere dada aur naukar dekha karte the,
Hamara ghar bas ek floor ka bana hua tha matlab sirf ground floor hi tha.
Sham ko jab sab ghar ate to kapde badal ke aram se baithte aur ghar ka jiska jo kaam hota wo karne lagte.
Mummy roj ki tarah saree aur blouse me rehti mummy 2 by 2 ka blouse pehenti aur ha andar bra nhi pehna karti thi jiski wajah se maa ke dudh hamesha blouse se bahar ane ko tadapte rehte,maa raat me sone ke time hi maxi pehen ke soti,
Taiji bhi office se aa ke sidhe kapde change karti aur salwar suit pehen leti taiji meri mummy se thodi lambi thi wo bhi jab salwar suit pehenti to unke bhi dudh bada sa lagta akhir kar unke bache bade the aur khub chuswaye bhi honge,
Bua bhi sham ko aate hi suite daal leti thi bua ka rang maa se daba hua tha matlab bua meri thodi sawali thi.
Taiji ki beti matlab meri cousin didi jo tab 6th class me thi wo bhi sawli thi par height thik thi uski wo hamesha ghar me frok pehene rehti thi,