14-03-2019, 02:01 AM
Chapter-30:Substratum of a new Combat-II
Update-101
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Vibha ki call maine recieve to ki lekin agle hee pal phhir se call cut kar di....Vibha ki call disconnect karne ke baad Vibha ke baare me hee sochate hue ek cigarette nikali aur hostel ki chhat par aa gaya...
Pichhale kuchh dino ki bhayankar ghatnao,jaise Canteen me meri aur Gautam ki bahas aur phhir aaj security officer station me hue drame se main ye bhool chuka tha ki kuchh hafte pahle maine second semester ka exam diya tha...jiska result kuchh dino me aane wala tha, lekin jaise main us waqt ye bhool chuka tha...lekin mere college me padhne wale 2318 students nahi bhoole the aur na hee humari university aur na hee mere hostel me rahne wale lafange students.....isliye result apne sahi time par aaya aur main upar hostel ki chhat par khada cigarette pee raha tha.....
"kaha hai..."Saurabh ne call kiya.. "hostel ki chhat par..."
"abey result aa gaya hai..."
"ek minute....aage kuchh mat bolna,warna murder kar dunga..."
Result aa gaya ye sunte hee mere dil ki dhadkane ekdum se tez ho gayi , main wahi hostel ke chhat ke upar khada soch-vichar karne laga ki is baar fail hounga ya pass...mere aankho ke samne wo waqt chhane laga jab main examhall me baithkar exam de raha tha....
"4 subject me to nikal hee jaunga..."maine khud se kaha aur aadhi jali cigarette ko wahi phhek diya.... "4 me nahi 5 me pakka AC hai..."khud ko dilasa dete hue maine ek baar phhir se kaha....
"Arman,be a real mard...."teesari baar khud ko dilasa dete hue main neeche aaya aur hostel warden ke room me gaya ,jaha PC tha aur result printout karwane ki suvidha bhi thi...
"Roll Number batao..."mujhe dekhte hee warden ne kaha aur maine dheere-dheere karke apne roll number ka ek-ek digit bataya aur control warden ke hath se apne hath me le liya....
Result mere samne computer screen par tha aur maine direct us jagah nazar ghumayi,jaha Pass ya fail likha rahta hai.....
"Pass..."khushi se main uchhal pada aur waha khade baki ladko se gale mila...mera CPI is baar 7.7 ke karib tha, iske baad maine Arun aur Saurabh ka result dekha..pichhali baar ki tarah Arun ka is baar bhi back laga tha aur back lagane ka karnama Saurabh ne bhi kiya tha....lekin unke SPI last sem. Ki tarah is baar bhi mere se jyada tha....
"sale padhenge nahi to back hee lagegi na "maine aisa kaha jaise pure semester mere hath se ek pal ke liye bhi book na chhuti ho....
"tera kya hua be..."printout nikalwane ke baad maine wahi khade ek ladke se puchha... "3 subject me ludhak gaya..."
"aur tera..."maine dusare se puchha.. "do me back..."
"dekho beta, pass hone ke liye padhna padta hai...din bhar facebook me online rahne se kuchh nahi hota...agli baar se mehnat karna tabhi pass ho paoge warna sab subject me fail....sale ullu..."
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Jin-jin ladko ki back lagi thi unhe sunakar main apne room aaya...waha Saurabh aur Arun baar-baar apne
result is ummid me dekh rahe the ki shayad unse dekhne me galti ho gayi ho....
"tum dono phhir se fail ho gaye "unke jale par namak chhidakte hue maine kaha... "bose dk tu khush ho raha hai..."
"nahi yar, main to bahut dukhi hoon...chehre par mat ja, main andar se bahut jyada dukhi hoon..."
"ye sale,MC mujhe hee har baar kyun ludhka dete hai...inki *** ko chodu sale harami,BC..."Arun chillate hue bola...
"isi baat par bathroom ko sperm donate karke aa..."udas hone ka natak karte hue main bola.... "Arun ruk, main bhi chalta hoon..."apna mobile ek taraf gusse se phhek kar Saurabh bola...
"tu kidhar chala be..."
"sale meri bhi back lagi hai...main bhi sperm donate kaene ja raha hoon..."
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Jis din result aaya,us din hostel kuchh shant tha, jiske bhi room me jao sab apne result ka printout hath me liye dekh rahe the ki unhe kis subject me kitna number mila hai....kuchh apne ghar phone lagakar khushi se apna result bata rahe the to kuchh phone par hee galiya kha rahe the....mere room me khud is waqt mayusi ka mahol tha,isliye khushi ke mahol ki taalash me main pure hostel me ghoomta raha aur raat ke 1 baje pure hostel ka chakkar maar kar apne room lauta to dekha ki Arun ,Saurabh gahari neend me hai.....raat ke 1 baje Vibha ki call phhir aayi...
"haan bolo..."call recieve karke main bola...
"result aa gaya tum logo ka, maloom chala ya nahi..."
"raat ke 1 bajkar 3 minute par tumne ye batane ke liye call kiya hai..." "nahi...kuchh aur bhi baat karni hai..."
"to direct point par aane ka, "
"dekho Arman..."bolkar wo chup ho gayi... "haan dikhao..."
"dekho Arman, tum mujhe blackmail nahi kar sakte..." "ye paap maine kab kiya...Mam"
"FM ki lab me tum apne dosto se kya bol rahe the ki unhe tum A walk to the jungle ,ki kahani bataoge..." "haan,to usme bura kya hai..."
"Aaj ke baad wo sab bhool jao aur kisi se us baare me kuchh mat kahna..."
"wo kya hai ki main nihayat hee sarif aur sach bolne wala insan hoon....mujhe jhooth bardasht nahi hota,isliye yadi koyi mujhse puchhega to sach batana hee padega na...Vibha mam"
"respect your teachers..."
"dil pe mat le, muh me le...aasani hogi"
"tum shayad bhool rahe ho ki ,tumhara FM subject ka number mere hath me hai..."
"aur tu shayad bhool rahi hai ki teri ijjat mere L par hai...jise main jab chahu tab utar sakta hoon...isliye apna raub uspar jhadna ,jo us kabil lage...mere samne yadi dobara kabhi aisi harkat ki to main direct facebook par status daal dunga aur us din ground par jo hua uski pics bhi...jisme maine Varun aur uske dosto ki pelayi ki aur tu bhi waha mauzood thi..."
"main call rakh rahi hoon..."
"to rakh de, main kaun sa interested hoon teri jaisi laundiya se baat karne me....teri jaisi ko to main chusata bhi nahi..."aur uske baad adatan anusar mere muh se Vibha ke liye BC nikal gaya
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Mere aise jawab se Vibha samajh gayi thi ki uske kapde mere hath me hai,jise main jab chahu utar sakta
hoon....lekin filhal main ye sab karne ke mood me nahi tha,kyunki aksar maine news paper aur logo ke muh se suna tha ki,ladkiyo ki ijjat karni chahiye....aur waise bhi main Vibha ke sath kuchh dusara hee kaam karne ka mood bana raha tha aur yadi main aisi harkat karta to mera wo kaam shuru hone se pahle hee khatm ho jata... deepika mam ke mere life se chale jane ke baad mujhe uske barabar hee hot ladki chahiye thi aur mere fantasy ye bhi thi ki wo ek teacher ho..aisa nahi tha ki Vibha,deepika baad eklauti sexy madam thi...college me aur bhi hot teachers thi,lekin unko patane me time lagta jo ki apne paas nahi tha...isliye maine Vibha ko chuna...,Vibha ke case me mere do fayde bhi the ,pahla ye ki uski chut ,deepika se thodi tight hogi ,aisa maine andaza lagaya aur dusara ye ki wo mere control me rahegi....lekin aisa sochate waqt mujhe ye nahi maloom tha ki meri ye soch,meri ye harkat...ek nayi ladayi ki buniyaad rakh rahi hai aur is buniyaad ka nateeja ab tak ke nateejo me sabse bura aur bhayankar hoga....yaha tak ki jaanlewa bhi ,lekin main nahi ruka...kyunki mujhe jald se jald Vibha ko chodna tha...mujhe ye kaam first year me hee kar dena chahiye tha lekin first year me deepika mam jaisi hot item ke samne Vibha ko maine ignore mara par ab Vibha mujhe maal lagne lagi thi...jise main jald se jald chodna chahta tha...
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Vibha ko jaal me fasane ke liye sabse pahla kaam ye karna tha ki mere is Arman ki bhanak kisi ko na lage...matlab ki jaise maine deepika mam ko raat-o-raat choda aur subah hote hee baat aayaram- gayaram ho gayi...waisi hee situation main Vibha ke case me bhi apply karna chahta tha....isliye maine apne is arman ki bhanak Arun aur Saurabh tak ko nahi lagne di...dusara kaam mujhe jo karna tha wo ye ki Vibha par kabu pana...taki wo meri baat taal na sake aur teesara kaam use thokna....taki mujhe har din sperm bathroom ko donate na karna pade....pahla kaam to under processing tha aur iski bhanak mere dosto ko to door ,khud Vibha ko ye nahi maloom tha ki usko lekar mere Arman kya hai...dusara kaam tha use control karna, jo main kal se shuru karne wala tha aur Vibha ko control karne ka mera rambad ye tha ki jitna ho sake Vibha ko ignore kiya jaye...taki wo mujhse baat karne ke liye taras jaye...
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"abey oye ruk"Varun ne ek jordar punch mere hath me marte hue bola"kyun be sale...is beech me Esha kaha kho gayi...use patane ke liye to tune koyi plan nahi banaya aur Vibha ki chut ke liye bahut bade- bade karname kiye tune...."
"aur to aur sale ne deepika ko bhi akele khaya aur Vibha ko bhi...hum sab to lund pakad kar rah gaye..."dusare hath me dusara punch jadte hue Arun bola....
"achchha hua,Saurabh aur Sulabh nahi hai...warna ek-ek punch wo bhi marte..."apne dono hath ko apne opposite hath ki hatheli se sahlate hue main bola"abey salo dard hota hai..."
"mujhe to shaq hai ki tu Esha se pyar bhi karta tha ya nahi..."ek aur baar jordar mukka marte hue Varun bola...
"dekh munda kharab mat kar...tum logo ko kya laga ki maine kabhi Esha ke liye plan nahi banaya...abey gadho Esha ka mamla alag tha, uska ek boyfriend tha jiska baap ek gunda tha...to socho ki yadi main sabke samne uspar line marta to kya main aaj tak zinda bachta..."
"lekin phhir bhi apun ko tere love me fault nazar aa raha hai..."
"Esha ke liye maine jo plan banaya tha uspar main khud sure nahi tha ki mera wo plan kamyab hoga ya nahi...kyunki na to main dhang se Esha ko janta tha aur na hee uski pasand...main ye tak nahi janta tha ki uska ghar kaha hai, wo college se jane ke baad kya karti hai,kinse milti hai....bole to main ek aisi ladki se pyar karta tha jo mere liye bilkul nayi thi...."
"phhir tune uske liye jaal kaise buna,jo tere liye kisi alien ke mafik thi"
"dil se kiya pagle...maine use dil se samjha...dil se hee uske baare me socha aur dil se hee plan banaya..."
"ghanta banaya,chodu mat bana mujhe..."ek aur mukka mujhe jadte hue Arun bola"le bata to apne dil ka plan..."
"abey tum dono ne mujhe dholak samajh liya hai kya,jo bajate hee chale ja rahe ho..."taav me aakar main utha aur Arun ko teen-char non-stop punch jadkar bola"ek baat bata, tum me se kis-kis ne Esha ko facebook par request bheji thi..."
"sabne...matlab ki maine,tune,Sulabh,Saurabh,bhu,Naveen...lagbhag sabhi ne use Friend request bheji thi..."
"aur accept kitno ki hui "
"sirf teri..."Dimag ko uthal puthal karte hue Arun ne kaha...
"to beta yahi to tha mera plan jo slow poison ki tarah Esha ke dil me utar raha tha...chal bol papa "
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"to beta yahi to tha mera plan jo slow poison ki tarah Esha ke dil me utar raha tha...chal bol papa "
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Next day first period Vibha ka hee tha aur wo apni adatan saj-sawar kar class me aayi aur ek-ek students ko khada karke unke second semester ka result puchhane lagi....
"7.7 ,AC"khade hokar maine jawab diya...
mere muh se AC word sunkar sab hasne lage,sale ye soch rahe the ki main fake raha hoon.... "keep silence..."Vibha ne sabko shant karate hue kaha"Arman ,kya sach me tum pass ho gaye..." "nahi ,sab me back hai "
"okay...okay,don't get angry..."
"teri *** ki chut..."Vibha ko gali dete hue Arun utha"ek me back hai mam..." "last sem me bhi tumhara back tha na..."
"wo nikal gaya..."
"good..."
uske baad bari aayi Saurabh ki...
"same here mam..."
"matlab.."
"matlab ki Arun ki tarah main bhi ek me latak gaya hoon..." "ok,sit down..."
"8.2,...clinic all clear..."Sulabh ek jhatke me khada hua aur dusare jhatke me baith gaya...bole to very fast process....
sabka result puchhane ke baad Vibha ne apna pakau lecture chalu kiya, Arun ki aaj tabiyat kuchh dheele- dheele si thi, subah usne college aate waqt bataya bhi tha ki use bukhar type se lag raha hai...second semester me back lagne se wo bahut jyada hee upset tha,jabki Saurabh pahle ki tarah mast tha.... "duniya ne chod ke rakh diya hai yar, "peechhe wali bench par apne dono hath tikate hue Arun bola... "abey back to lagti rahti hai...isme udas hone ki kya jaroorat hai..."
"lekin har baar main hee kyun,why me...is sale Arman ki to back nahi lagti...zindagi jhand ho chuki hai meri,lagta hai ki chhat se kudkar suicide kar loon...lekin darta hoon ki yadi chhat se kud kar bhi nahi mara to phhir mere pappa ji hee mujhe maar denge...."
"abey chodu,tune wo kahawat to suni hee hogi ki... Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”....."
"ek line me iska matlab samjha na "
"matlab ki bina back lage aap ek solid engineer nahi ban sakte bole to back lagni chahiye..."maine kaha...
"to phhir tu har baar AC kyun ho jata hai..."Sulabh ne tana mara...
"mera to har baar kharab paper jata hai...lekin ye university wale pass kar dete hai to isme meri kya galti..."
"Sulabh,Saurabh..Arun-Arman,kya baat-chit chal rahi hai tum logo ke beech...."Vibha ne chalk ka ek chhota sa tukda humari taraf phhek kar hume khade hone ke liye kaha"Arman kya baate chal rahi hai udhar..."
Vibha ke puchhane ke sath hee maine apna chehra dusari taraf ghuma liya...main to ye apne plan ke liye kar raha tha,lekin mere teeno khas dost bhi meri copy karenge ,ye mujhe nahi maloom tha...Saurabh aur Arun beech me baithe the aur chehra ghumate waqt(--> <--)dono ka sar ek dusare se takraya bhi tha.... "maine tum charo se kuchh puchha hai,uska jawab do..."Kuchh der tak Vibha is intezaar me rahi ki hum me se koyi kuchh bolega ,lekin jab hum charo chup rahe to usne samne wale bench par baithe ek ladke se ek page manga aur uspar hum charo ka name likhkar boli"jao is par Principal se sign kara kar lao..." "maine suna nahi thik se..aapne kya bola.."Vibha ko aankho se blackmail karte hue main muskuraya jiske baad Vibha hadbada gayi aur punishment ke taur par ek-ek assignment ka hathoda humare sar par de mara.....
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"mam yaha paas zero kaise aaya..."humare class ke topper ne khade hokar Vibha par apna sawal daga aur sawal sunte hee Vibha dher ho gayi..
Wo 10 minutes tak pahle book par jhakti rahi aur phhir apne notes par...lekin situation pahle ke mafik guru-ghantal hee rahi....Us question ke answer ke liye Vibha ne apni chut aur gand ek kar dali ,lekin chut aur gand ko ek karne ke baad bhi use jab Answer nahi maloom chala to usne class ke brilliant students ki taraf ye sawal phhek diya...aur class ke un brilliant students me se sirf ek ka hath upar utha,jo sahi mayne me brilliant tha.....
"Yes Sulabh...yaha aakar samjhao..."Vibha ne request ki...
Vibha ki us gand-chut ko ek kar dene wali request par humare Sulabh babu ka behaviour kuchh rukha- rukha sa tha...wo bole"mam ,mujhe iska answer to pata hai ,lekin mujhe interest nahi hai..."
"kya matlab interest nahi hai..."
"matlab ki iska koyi matlab nahi hai...bas main answer dene me interested nahi hoon..."
"are mujhe bhi iska answer maloom karna hai, inko nahi batana chahte to mat batao...par mujhe to batao..."aur uske baad Vibha ne bada sa PLEASE ! kaha....
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Sulabh bhi kya karta, Aakhirkar wo bhi to ek aam ladka tha,jiska lund khada hota tha, aur Vibha mam ki is sexy request ko reject kaise karta,isliye Sulabh apni bench se utha aur chalk uthakar us question se related ek lamba-chauda formula likha ,us formule me cos@ bhi tha, uske baad humare Sulabh mahashaya sulabh pradarshan karte hue @ ke place par 90 degree rakha aur bole" sabhi jante hai ki cos90 ki value zero hoti hai...Problem solved "
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"very good ,Sulabh...tumhara assignment cancel aur tum teeno ka bhi" "thank you mam "hum charo ek sath cheekhe.....
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Recess me class ke bahar khade hokar hum sab bakchodi kar rahe the ki hostel me rahne wale first year ke launde udhar se guzare...
"abey sun..."ek ko pakadkar Arun bola"ja canteen me dekh kar aa ki Divya hai ya nahi..." "lekin main to hostel ja raha hoon aur canteen uske wrong direction me hai..."
"jake canteen me dekhkar aa, warna chodunga...samjha,ab ja..."
Us ladke ko canteen ki taraf bhejkar Arun phhir se humare sath bakchodi karne laga... "Divya canteen me hai..."hafte hue first year ke ladke ne kaha...
"dhanyavaad ,chal Arman..." "ghanta jayega mera...."
"abey chal na,teri bhabhi baithi hai canteen me..." "bola na ek baar na..."
"waise Divya ke sath Esha bhi hai Arman bhaiya...."muskurate hue first year ke us ladke ne kaha.... "sach aur kaun-kaun hai waha..."
"dono akeli baithi hai...Jab main waha gaya to Divya kisi ladke se bahas kar rahi thi...pata nahi kya lafda
hai..."
"aisa kya, achchha ye bata Gautam bhi hai kya udhar..." "noyi..."
"Arun chal,aaj teri maal par hath saaf karke aate hai..." "kya bola be "
"bole to uspar hath saaf karke aate hai,jo teri maal se ulajh raha hai..."
Hum dono canteen ki taraf badhe hee the ki Saurabh aur Sulabh ne hume pakad kar peechhe kheecha aur bola"do se bhale char..."
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Hum dono canteen ki taraf badhe hee the ki Saurabh aur Sulabh ne hume pakad kar peechhe kheecha aur bola"do se bhale char..."
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"char se bhale do..."un dono ko rok kar Arun bola"waha maal hum dono ki fasi hai aur bachane tum dono jaoge aur waise bhi jhund me kutte aate hai aur hum Sher hai ,chalo abhich fut lo idhar se ,dikhna mat idhar ab..."
Saurabh aur Sulabh ko wapas bhejne ke baad hum dono canteen ki taraf tezi se bhage,
na jaane main kya-kya soch kar aaya tha...maine socha tha ki mere ullu dost Arun ki tarah kisi dusare ullu ka dil Divya par aa gaya hoga aur wahi lafda chal raha hoga ya phhir kisi ne ganda comment un dono ko dekhkar maar diya hoga,ya phhir kisi ne unka sabke samne mazak udaya hoga...ya phhir aisa hee kuchh dusara kand hua hoga,lekin jab hum waha pahuche to dusara hee nazara dekhne ko mila....Esha aaram se apni jagah par baithkar cold drink ki chuskiya le rahi thi aur Divya usase door counter par khadi hokar canteen me kaam karne wale ladke se ladayi kar rahi thi....
"ye chips bahar 15 me milta hai to phhir yaha 20 me kyun..."Divya jordar aawaz me boli..
"wo sab mere ko nahi maloom,Apne ko to 20 me dene ko kaha gaya hai,isliye apun to 20 hee lega..." "aise kaise lega..."Us ladke ko ghoorte hue Divya cheekhi...
"wo to apun lekar hee rahega..."Wo ladka bhi Divya ko ghoorte hue cheekha...
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"Arun,ja 5 tu apni taraf se de de aur mamla khatm kar " "lekin mere paas khulle nahi hai yar..."
"abey to 10 ka note de dena bakchod..."
"thik hai..."bolkar Arun Divya ki taraf badha aur main apni gori billi ki taraf ja pahucha....
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"hi..."jaha Esha baithi thi ,wahi uske paas baithkar maine kaha..
"hi.."kuchh der ke liye usne apne muh se straw nikala aur mujhe HI bolkar wapas cold drink peene lagi... "sun to.."uski taraf thoda jhuk kar main bola...
"kya hai..."wo bhi meri taraf jhuki...
"tum dono ke rahis baap 20 bhi nahi dete kya,jo teri wo chuhiya friend 5 ke liye us canteen wale se lad rahi hai...aur tu use samjhane ki vajah botal me straw daalkar daru ke shot mare ja rahi hai...isliye main tujhe billi bolta hu..."
"aankh phhut gayi hai kya,ye daru nahi pepsi hai...aur tumhe kya matlab ki hume ghar se kitne milte hai..."
"kanjoos honge tum dono ke pappa..kyun "uske shoulder par apne shoulder se halka sa dhakka dekar maine kaha,jisase wo khasne lagi aur dil kiya ki uski peeth sahlakar mast filmi scene banau...lekin mere sixth sense aur waha mauzood bahut se students ke karan maine aisa bilkul bhi nahi kiya...
"tumne mujhe dhakka kyun diya..."wo boli aur phhir khasne lagi... "kitni nazjook hai tu dar hai ki kahi koyi tujhe phhol se na maar de... kitni pyari hai teri aankhe,dar hai ki inhe koyi pyar se na maar de..." "matlab..."
"kuchh nahi main to bas mathematics ka formula yaad kar raha tha...."bolte hue maine Arun ki taraf nazar ghumayi ,
Divya ab bhi us canteen wale ladke se bhidi hui thi aur Arun,Divya ko baar-baar shant karane ka asafal prayas kar raha tha....
"tu ja ke us chuhiya ko samjhati kyun nahi,faltu me locha kar reli hai..."
"abhi to ye shuruat hai,tum dekhna abhi wo is chhoti si baat ko consumer forum tak le jane ki baat karegi..."ek pyari si muskan ke sath Esha boli...
Aur hua bhi waisa hee...Divya ne us ladke ko dhamki di"yadi tune is chips packet ke 5 adhik liye to main consumer forum me case kar dungi..."
"gazab,meri tarah tera bhi sixth sense kaam karta hai..."ek baar phhir se uske shoulder par dhakka dekar maine kaha...
"ye tum mujhe baar-baar dhakka kyun de rahe ho..."khisiyate hue usne apni puri taqat ke sath mere shoulder par prahar kiya aur jawab me main muskura diya...
"ye kaun sa security officer station hai..."us ladke ne Divya se puchha...
"upbhokta manch..."Arun ne us ladke ko consumer forum ka hindi me matlab bataya... "thik hai ,15 hee do...tum bhi kya yaad rakhogi.."Divya se pareshan hokar wo ladka bola....
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Divya ne chips ka bill pay kiya aur phhir aakar Esha ke samne wali table par baith gayi....wo ab bhi gusse
me thi..
"bloody corruption, you Know Esha...aise hee corrupted logo ke karan humara desh barbad hai..." "hundred percent correct..."main beech me hee bol pada...
"oh ! Arman...hi..."mujhe dekhkar Divya boli"tumhara wo dost hai na Arun ,wo bhi corruption me involve hai...wo to mujhe bol raha tha ki main us canteen wale ko de du..."
"aur use ye idea in mahashay ne hee diya tha..."Esha boli...jiske baad Divya ka chehra ek baar phhir se laal hua aur maine waha se chup-chap khisakne me hee apni bhalayi samjhi....sach me ladkiyo ke paas dimag nahi hota...sali hardam mast tarike se bore karti rahti hai...
Main aur Arun canteen me mamla suljhane gaye the lekin Divya ke sachche deshbhakt hone ke chalte hum dono hee sulajh gaye aur khali hath canteen se wapas aaye.....
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"meri wali ekdum sarif hai be,.."
"aur bewkoof bhi ab tu hee dekh 5 ke chalte usne kitna bada tamasha khada kar diya..."
"baklol hai kya...Divya sach to bol rahi thi ki wo adhik kyun de aur wo apne mazboot irade par kayam rahi,jiska nateeja tune bhi dekha."apna seena chauda karte hue Arun bola..."isme tujhe wo bewkoof kaha se dikh gayi..."
"tune abhi ka nateeja dekha,lekin maine uske is karname se aane wale kal ka nateeja dekha...ab janta hai jab wo kal canteen me apna pet bharne jayegi to kya hoga..."
"kya hoga..."
"hoga ye mere lallu lal ki canteen wala use ek glass pani tak nahi dega aur phhir wo yaha se kayi kilometer door sirf ek cold drink peene jayegi..."
"satya ke raste me chalne par aisi mushkilo ka samna karna padta hai ..isme wo tujhe bewkoof kaha se dikh gayi"
"use bewkoof maine isliye kaha kyunki wo us ladke se ladayi kar rahi thi,jiski aukat canteen me sirf table saaf karne ki hai,yadi use sach me corruption mitana hai to direct canteen ke malik se baat karna tha,jo ki usne nahi kiya,chal ye sab chhod aur ye bata ki aaj lab kis subject ki hai..."
"mere khayal se C Programing ki..." "mujhe bhi kuchh aisa hee lag raha hai..."
Waha se thodi door aage jane ke baad hum dono ek dusare par chillaye"lawde,humari class to peechhe chhut gayi..."
Update-104
Waha se thodi door aage jane ke baad hum dono ek dusare par chillaye"lawde,humari class to peechhe chhut gayi..."
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C programing ki lab me ek 5 ft ki patli-dubali lady teacher computer ko command pe command diye ja rahi thi aur idhar main confuse pe confuse hue ja raha tha ki ye lodi kar kya rahi hai...class ke kuchh hoshiyar students ,jo ki yaha ke local the aur ghar me din bhar computer se chipke rahte the ,unhe hee sab samajh aa raha tha, main to is subject me virgin tha isliye filhal to main chup hokar un sabko dekh raha tha.....
"Arman Lund, tujhe kuchh samajh aaya kya.."Arun bechain hote hue mujhse puchha... "pura samajh gaya, bata tujhe kya batau "
"teri bhi halat meri tarah hai..."
Arun ne is baar Saurabh ko pakda aur usase puchhane laga ki computer ke andar ye kaisa jadu chal raha hai....
"main virgin hoon is mamle me..."Saurabh bola..
"aur tu Sulabh,kya tu bata sakta hai ki ye jadu jo computer ke andar chal raha hai ,uska raaz kya hai..." "me too virgin in this mind fucking ,lawda taking and gand me bawasir hoying ,Subject..."
"sale sab dehati ho,kisi ko kuchh nahi aata..."
"tension kaiku le raha hai bawa, dusare ke copy se copy karne ka..."Samne computer ke andar ho raye jadu ko dekhkar Saurabh ne kaha...
"tab tak kya lund hilau, 2 hours ke lab me kuchh to karne mangta,jisase apna time makkhan ke mafik kat jaye..."
"ab to sala humare sath jungle ka raja bhu bhi nahi hai,jo lab ke khali time me pure college ki news sunaye..."mam ne jab ek aur jadu kiya to use dekhte hue main khisiya gaya aur bhu ko yaad karne laga... "ek idea hai..."mobile nikal kar Saurabh bola"wifi se net chalakar kuchh download karte hai..."
"solid idea hai...2 ghante me to gand faad bf download kar lenge..."
"mere khayal se hume c programing ka video download karke ,dekhna chahiye...kya pata is jadu ki koyi trick samajh me aa jaye.."Sulabh ne kaha aur hum teeno shant hokar use dekhne lage...
Sulabh sach kah raha tha, yadi hum us waqt c programing ka video download karte to kuchh na kuchh to bheje me ghusta hee...lekin humne aisa nahi kiya,hum charo ne aisa nahi kiya....
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"ab kya lawda din bhar padhayi hee karenge,thoda time to hume khud ke liye nikalna chahiye..."Sulabh ko ek mukka jadkar Arun bola..
"bose dk ,bol to aise raha hai...jaise sham ko 5 baje hostel jane ke baad se lekar subah ke 9 baje tak book kholkar baitha rahta hai..."Sulabh bola aur apna hath sahlane laga...
"jo-jo c programing ka video download karna chahta hai ,wo apna lund khada kare...matlab ki hath"maine kaha aur Sulabh ke siwa kisi aur ne apna hath khada nahi kiya...
"ab wo log apna lund khada kare jo dusari gyan dene wali chize download karna chahte hai..."
aur is baar hum charo me se maine,Saurabh aur Arun ne apna-apna hath khada kiya aur tay ye hua ki hum c programing ka bwasir vedio download na karke kuchh gyan dene wali other files download karenge....
"main sari upcoming movie ke trailor download karta hoon..."Saurabh ne kaha aur kaam me lag gaya.. "main kuchh movies download karta hoon..."kisi hare hue shaks ki tarah Sulabh bola aur wo bhi kaam me lag gaya...
"main HD me porn video download karta hoon aur phhir bathroom ko sperm donate karenge..."bolte
hue main bhi kaam me lag gaya... "main kya karu..."
"tu.....hmmm..."Kuchh sochkar Sulabh bola"tu c programing ka video download kar le..."
Sulabh ke muh se ek baar aur c programing word sunkar hum teeno ne use kha jane wali nazar se dekha aur ishara kiya ki yadi usne ek baar phhir yadi is jaduyi word ka name liya to use bahut pelenge..... "abey main kya karu..."Arun ne ek baar phhir puchha...
"tu....facebook se ladkiyo ki photo download kar..."
"ghanta..."phhir jaise hee Arun ko kuchh yaad aaya wo bola"main Haweli download karta hoon..."
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Hum log idhar dabi me college ki wifi ka full use karke apna kaam nikal rahe the aur udhar wo 5 ft ki dubali-patli mam ab bhi command par command diye ja rahi thi aur laundo ke dimag me bawasir faila rahi thi......
jab lab khatm hua to hum charo hostel pahuche,jaha se apne mobile ka sara material Amar sir ke laptop me dala aur phhir apne-apne mobile me liya....
"Arman ek mast news hai..."apna bag taang kar Sulabh bola "chal suna.."
"ek shart par...pahle bol ki kal canteen me mera sara kharcha kal tu uthayega..." "rahne de phhir..."
"Esha ke baare me hai...soch le" "chal thik hai...news bata"
"Gautam basketball tournament me ja raha hai,isliye 3-4 din tak Esha tujhe college me Divya ke sath hee dikhegi..."
"parso main tere canteen ka bill dunga..."Arun bolte hue bistar se neeche gir gaya... "chal pahle mere auto ka kiraya de,taki main apne room tak pahuch jaun..."
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Sulabh ke jane ke baad sara din college ke wifi se download kiye gaye video ko dekhne me beeta aur raat ke 12 baje Arun ke dimag me na jaane first year ke hostel jane ka vichar kaha se aa gaya...hum dono first year ke hostel gaye aur waha Arun ne apne dosto ko HD quality me download ki gayi video di, waha se hume ek bahut hee rochak information mili aur wo information ye thi ki deepika mam aaj kal first year ke ek ladke par kuchh jyada meharbaan hai...wo aksar recess ke waqt us ladke ko computer lab me bulati hai...ye sab jaankar mujhe samajhne me koyi pareshani nahi hui ki recess me deepika mam aur us ladke ke beech me kya hota hai....hostel ke jis ladke par deepika mam aajkal meharbaan thi mujhe usase thodi jalan bhi hui ki wo ladka ab meri jagah le raha hai...khair koyi baat nahi ,kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki deepika mam mere karname ko kabhi nahi bhoolegi aur na nee mujhe...kyunki wo ladka bhale hee mujhse jyada handsome aur well mature ho,wo bhale hee sex art me mujhse mahir ho,lekin wo aisa ladka nahi tha,jaisa ki main....matlab ki wo mujhse jyada popular nahi tha aur na hee usne apne first year ke dauran 7 saal se engineering kar rahe apne super senior ko mara tha aur jaha tak mera andaza hai us ladke me itni himmat nahi thi ki wo ek don ke bete se baar-baar panga le aur uski girlfriend ko apne left side me basa le..isliye meri jalan dusare pal hee cooling reaction ke karan bujh gayi...jiski(cooling reaction) ek vajah ye bhi thi ki mujhe first year se hee maloom tha ki deepika mam aur mera sath mahaj kuchh dino ka hai....
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Main apne ateet ke panne kholne me tula hua tha ki humare flat par kisi ne dastak di...jise dekhkar
Varun turant gate ki taraf bhaga....
"are Sonam ,tum yaha...aise achanak..."Varun hadbada kar bola...Varun ki halat dekhkar koyi bhi kah sakta hai ki jo ladki is waqt humare room ke darwaje par khadi hai,use yaha dekhne ki kalpana Varun ne kabhi nahi ki hogi....
"Varun, how are you..." "fine...lekin tum yaha kaise..."
"pahle darwaje se to door hato..."Varun ko dhakka dekar red skirt aur blue jeans me chamchamati hui ek ladki ne andar kadam rakha,jise dekhkar Arun ka muh 2 inch fat gaya aur main room me idhar-udhar padi daru ki botal ko chhipane me lag gaya....
"are batao to ki tumne achanak apne darshan kaise de diye..."
"pahle ye batao ki ye do namune kaun hai.."aur phhir Arun ki taraf ishara karte hue Sonam boli"ise bolo ki mujhe line marna band kare..."
"isne hum dono ko namuna bola..."gusse me maine Arun se kaha...lekin meri aawaz itni dheemi thi ki sirf Arun hee sun paye...
"randi hai sali,chudne aayi hogi..."Arun bhi dheere se cheekha...
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"Sonam,balcony me chalte hai..."hum dono ke samne Varun ne us red skirt wali ladki ka hath pakda lekin us red skirt wali ladki ne turant Varun ka hath jhadkar door kar di....
"Varun , tum nahi jante ki is colony me meri ek friend bhi rahti hai aur meri usi friend ne mujhe aaj subah call kiya aur boli ki main ek ladke se milkar apni us friend ka messege uske premi ko de du..." "to isme main kya kar sakta hoon..."
"asal me hum dono ki baat puri nahi ho payi aur jab meri wo dost mujhe us ladke ka address de rahi thi to call disconnect ho gayi..."
"kya name hai un dono premi jode ka..."
"meri friend ka name hai ,Nisha...aur us ladke ka name..." "Arman..."maine beech me bola...
"yaa,right...lekin tumhe kaise pata, kahi tum koyi tantrik to nahi..." "wo ladka main hee hoon...jise tum dhoondh rahi hai..."
"oh ! That's great,to tum hee ho Nisha ke wo champu boyfriend..."
"haan ,main hee hoon Nisha ka wo champu boyfriend..to chal bata chhachhundar ki Nisha ne kya messege diya "
Sonam ke dwara mujhe champu kahne par main bhadak utha ,jiska andaza Sonam ko bhi tab ho gaya,jab maine use chhachhundar kaha...sali khud ko badi hoshiyar samajh reli thi, lekin use maloom nahi tha ki
main kaun hoon....bole to use iska jara sa bhi andaza nahi tha ki Arman kya chiz hai
Update-101
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Vibha ki call maine recieve to ki lekin agle hee pal phhir se call cut kar di....Vibha ki call disconnect karne ke baad Vibha ke baare me hee sochate hue ek cigarette nikali aur hostel ki chhat par aa gaya...
Pichhale kuchh dino ki bhayankar ghatnao,jaise Canteen me meri aur Gautam ki bahas aur phhir aaj security officer station me hue drame se main ye bhool chuka tha ki kuchh hafte pahle maine second semester ka exam diya tha...jiska result kuchh dino me aane wala tha, lekin jaise main us waqt ye bhool chuka tha...lekin mere college me padhne wale 2318 students nahi bhoole the aur na hee humari university aur na hee mere hostel me rahne wale lafange students.....isliye result apne sahi time par aaya aur main upar hostel ki chhat par khada cigarette pee raha tha.....
"kaha hai..."Saurabh ne call kiya.. "hostel ki chhat par..."
"abey result aa gaya hai..."
"ek minute....aage kuchh mat bolna,warna murder kar dunga..."
Result aa gaya ye sunte hee mere dil ki dhadkane ekdum se tez ho gayi , main wahi hostel ke chhat ke upar khada soch-vichar karne laga ki is baar fail hounga ya pass...mere aankho ke samne wo waqt chhane laga jab main examhall me baithkar exam de raha tha....
"4 subject me to nikal hee jaunga..."maine khud se kaha aur aadhi jali cigarette ko wahi phhek diya.... "4 me nahi 5 me pakka AC hai..."khud ko dilasa dete hue maine ek baar phhir se kaha....
"Arman,be a real mard...."teesari baar khud ko dilasa dete hue main neeche aaya aur hostel warden ke room me gaya ,jaha PC tha aur result printout karwane ki suvidha bhi thi...
"Roll Number batao..."mujhe dekhte hee warden ne kaha aur maine dheere-dheere karke apne roll number ka ek-ek digit bataya aur control warden ke hath se apne hath me le liya....
Result mere samne computer screen par tha aur maine direct us jagah nazar ghumayi,jaha Pass ya fail likha rahta hai.....
"Pass..."khushi se main uchhal pada aur waha khade baki ladko se gale mila...mera CPI is baar 7.7 ke karib tha, iske baad maine Arun aur Saurabh ka result dekha..pichhali baar ki tarah Arun ka is baar bhi back laga tha aur back lagane ka karnama Saurabh ne bhi kiya tha....lekin unke SPI last sem. Ki tarah is baar bhi mere se jyada tha....
"sale padhenge nahi to back hee lagegi na "maine aisa kaha jaise pure semester mere hath se ek pal ke liye bhi book na chhuti ho....
"tera kya hua be..."printout nikalwane ke baad maine wahi khade ek ladke se puchha... "3 subject me ludhak gaya..."
"aur tera..."maine dusare se puchha.. "do me back..."
"dekho beta, pass hone ke liye padhna padta hai...din bhar facebook me online rahne se kuchh nahi hota...agli baar se mehnat karna tabhi pass ho paoge warna sab subject me fail....sale ullu..."
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Jin-jin ladko ki back lagi thi unhe sunakar main apne room aaya...waha Saurabh aur Arun baar-baar apne
result is ummid me dekh rahe the ki shayad unse dekhne me galti ho gayi ho....
"tum dono phhir se fail ho gaye "unke jale par namak chhidakte hue maine kaha... "bose dk tu khush ho raha hai..."
"nahi yar, main to bahut dukhi hoon...chehre par mat ja, main andar se bahut jyada dukhi hoon..."
"ye sale,MC mujhe hee har baar kyun ludhka dete hai...inki *** ko chodu sale harami,BC..."Arun chillate hue bola...
"isi baat par bathroom ko sperm donate karke aa..."udas hone ka natak karte hue main bola.... "Arun ruk, main bhi chalta hoon..."apna mobile ek taraf gusse se phhek kar Saurabh bola...
"tu kidhar chala be..."
"sale meri bhi back lagi hai...main bhi sperm donate kaene ja raha hoon..."
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Jis din result aaya,us din hostel kuchh shant tha, jiske bhi room me jao sab apne result ka printout hath me liye dekh rahe the ki unhe kis subject me kitna number mila hai....kuchh apne ghar phone lagakar khushi se apna result bata rahe the to kuchh phone par hee galiya kha rahe the....mere room me khud is waqt mayusi ka mahol tha,isliye khushi ke mahol ki taalash me main pure hostel me ghoomta raha aur raat ke 1 baje pure hostel ka chakkar maar kar apne room lauta to dekha ki Arun ,Saurabh gahari neend me hai.....raat ke 1 baje Vibha ki call phhir aayi...
"haan bolo..."call recieve karke main bola...
"result aa gaya tum logo ka, maloom chala ya nahi..."
"raat ke 1 bajkar 3 minute par tumne ye batane ke liye call kiya hai..." "nahi...kuchh aur bhi baat karni hai..."
"to direct point par aane ka, "
"dekho Arman..."bolkar wo chup ho gayi... "haan dikhao..."
"dekho Arman, tum mujhe blackmail nahi kar sakte..." "ye paap maine kab kiya...Mam"
"FM ki lab me tum apne dosto se kya bol rahe the ki unhe tum A walk to the jungle ,ki kahani bataoge..." "haan,to usme bura kya hai..."
"Aaj ke baad wo sab bhool jao aur kisi se us baare me kuchh mat kahna..."
"wo kya hai ki main nihayat hee sarif aur sach bolne wala insan hoon....mujhe jhooth bardasht nahi hota,isliye yadi koyi mujhse puchhega to sach batana hee padega na...Vibha mam"
"respect your teachers..."
"dil pe mat le, muh me le...aasani hogi"
"tum shayad bhool rahe ho ki ,tumhara FM subject ka number mere hath me hai..."
"aur tu shayad bhool rahi hai ki teri ijjat mere L par hai...jise main jab chahu tab utar sakta hoon...isliye apna raub uspar jhadna ,jo us kabil lage...mere samne yadi dobara kabhi aisi harkat ki to main direct facebook par status daal dunga aur us din ground par jo hua uski pics bhi...jisme maine Varun aur uske dosto ki pelayi ki aur tu bhi waha mauzood thi..."
"main call rakh rahi hoon..."
"to rakh de, main kaun sa interested hoon teri jaisi laundiya se baat karne me....teri jaisi ko to main chusata bhi nahi..."aur uske baad adatan anusar mere muh se Vibha ke liye BC nikal gaya
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Mere aise jawab se Vibha samajh gayi thi ki uske kapde mere hath me hai,jise main jab chahu utar sakta
hoon....lekin filhal main ye sab karne ke mood me nahi tha,kyunki aksar maine news paper aur logo ke muh se suna tha ki,ladkiyo ki ijjat karni chahiye....aur waise bhi main Vibha ke sath kuchh dusara hee kaam karne ka mood bana raha tha aur yadi main aisi harkat karta to mera wo kaam shuru hone se pahle hee khatm ho jata... deepika mam ke mere life se chale jane ke baad mujhe uske barabar hee hot ladki chahiye thi aur mere fantasy ye bhi thi ki wo ek teacher ho..aisa nahi tha ki Vibha,deepika baad eklauti sexy madam thi...college me aur bhi hot teachers thi,lekin unko patane me time lagta jo ki apne paas nahi tha...isliye maine Vibha ko chuna...,Vibha ke case me mere do fayde bhi the ,pahla ye ki uski chut ,deepika se thodi tight hogi ,aisa maine andaza lagaya aur dusara ye ki wo mere control me rahegi....lekin aisa sochate waqt mujhe ye nahi maloom tha ki meri ye soch,meri ye harkat...ek nayi ladayi ki buniyaad rakh rahi hai aur is buniyaad ka nateeja ab tak ke nateejo me sabse bura aur bhayankar hoga....yaha tak ki jaanlewa bhi ,lekin main nahi ruka...kyunki mujhe jald se jald Vibha ko chodna tha...mujhe ye kaam first year me hee kar dena chahiye tha lekin first year me deepika mam jaisi hot item ke samne Vibha ko maine ignore mara par ab Vibha mujhe maal lagne lagi thi...jise main jald se jald chodna chahta tha...
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Vibha ko jaal me fasane ke liye sabse pahla kaam ye karna tha ki mere is Arman ki bhanak kisi ko na lage...matlab ki jaise maine deepika mam ko raat-o-raat choda aur subah hote hee baat aayaram- gayaram ho gayi...waisi hee situation main Vibha ke case me bhi apply karna chahta tha....isliye maine apne is arman ki bhanak Arun aur Saurabh tak ko nahi lagne di...dusara kaam mujhe jo karna tha wo ye ki Vibha par kabu pana...taki wo meri baat taal na sake aur teesara kaam use thokna....taki mujhe har din sperm bathroom ko donate na karna pade....pahla kaam to under processing tha aur iski bhanak mere dosto ko to door ,khud Vibha ko ye nahi maloom tha ki usko lekar mere Arman kya hai...dusara kaam tha use control karna, jo main kal se shuru karne wala tha aur Vibha ko control karne ka mera rambad ye tha ki jitna ho sake Vibha ko ignore kiya jaye...taki wo mujhse baat karne ke liye taras jaye...
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"abey oye ruk"Varun ne ek jordar punch mere hath me marte hue bola"kyun be sale...is beech me Esha kaha kho gayi...use patane ke liye to tune koyi plan nahi banaya aur Vibha ki chut ke liye bahut bade- bade karname kiye tune...."
"aur to aur sale ne deepika ko bhi akele khaya aur Vibha ko bhi...hum sab to lund pakad kar rah gaye..."dusare hath me dusara punch jadte hue Arun bola....
"achchha hua,Saurabh aur Sulabh nahi hai...warna ek-ek punch wo bhi marte..."apne dono hath ko apne opposite hath ki hatheli se sahlate hue main bola"abey salo dard hota hai..."
"mujhe to shaq hai ki tu Esha se pyar bhi karta tha ya nahi..."ek aur baar jordar mukka marte hue Varun bola...
"dekh munda kharab mat kar...tum logo ko kya laga ki maine kabhi Esha ke liye plan nahi banaya...abey gadho Esha ka mamla alag tha, uska ek boyfriend tha jiska baap ek gunda tha...to socho ki yadi main sabke samne uspar line marta to kya main aaj tak zinda bachta..."
"lekin phhir bhi apun ko tere love me fault nazar aa raha hai..."
"Esha ke liye maine jo plan banaya tha uspar main khud sure nahi tha ki mera wo plan kamyab hoga ya nahi...kyunki na to main dhang se Esha ko janta tha aur na hee uski pasand...main ye tak nahi janta tha ki uska ghar kaha hai, wo college se jane ke baad kya karti hai,kinse milti hai....bole to main ek aisi ladki se pyar karta tha jo mere liye bilkul nayi thi...."
"phhir tune uske liye jaal kaise buna,jo tere liye kisi alien ke mafik thi"
"dil se kiya pagle...maine use dil se samjha...dil se hee uske baare me socha aur dil se hee plan banaya..."
"ghanta banaya,chodu mat bana mujhe..."ek aur mukka mujhe jadte hue Arun bola"le bata to apne dil ka plan..."
"abey tum dono ne mujhe dholak samajh liya hai kya,jo bajate hee chale ja rahe ho..."taav me aakar main utha aur Arun ko teen-char non-stop punch jadkar bola"ek baat bata, tum me se kis-kis ne Esha ko facebook par request bheji thi..."
"sabne...matlab ki maine,tune,Sulabh,Saurabh,bhu,Naveen...lagbhag sabhi ne use Friend request bheji thi..."
"aur accept kitno ki hui "
"sirf teri..."Dimag ko uthal puthal karte hue Arun ne kaha...
"to beta yahi to tha mera plan jo slow poison ki tarah Esha ke dil me utar raha tha...chal bol papa "
Update-102
"to beta yahi to tha mera plan jo slow poison ki tarah Esha ke dil me utar raha tha...chal bol papa "
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Next day first period Vibha ka hee tha aur wo apni adatan saj-sawar kar class me aayi aur ek-ek students ko khada karke unke second semester ka result puchhane lagi....
"7.7 ,AC"khade hokar maine jawab diya...
mere muh se AC word sunkar sab hasne lage,sale ye soch rahe the ki main fake raha hoon.... "keep silence..."Vibha ne sabko shant karate hue kaha"Arman ,kya sach me tum pass ho gaye..." "nahi ,sab me back hai "
"okay...okay,don't get angry..."
"teri *** ki chut..."Vibha ko gali dete hue Arun utha"ek me back hai mam..." "last sem me bhi tumhara back tha na..."
"wo nikal gaya..."
"good..."
uske baad bari aayi Saurabh ki...
"same here mam..."
"matlab.."
"matlab ki Arun ki tarah main bhi ek me latak gaya hoon..." "ok,sit down..."
"8.2,...clinic all clear..."Sulabh ek jhatke me khada hua aur dusare jhatke me baith gaya...bole to very fast process....
sabka result puchhane ke baad Vibha ne apna pakau lecture chalu kiya, Arun ki aaj tabiyat kuchh dheele- dheele si thi, subah usne college aate waqt bataya bhi tha ki use bukhar type se lag raha hai...second semester me back lagne se wo bahut jyada hee upset tha,jabki Saurabh pahle ki tarah mast tha.... "duniya ne chod ke rakh diya hai yar, "peechhe wali bench par apne dono hath tikate hue Arun bola... "abey back to lagti rahti hai...isme udas hone ki kya jaroorat hai..."
"lekin har baar main hee kyun,why me...is sale Arman ki to back nahi lagti...zindagi jhand ho chuki hai meri,lagta hai ki chhat se kudkar suicide kar loon...lekin darta hoon ki yadi chhat se kud kar bhi nahi mara to phhir mere pappa ji hee mujhe maar denge...."
"abey chodu,tune wo kahawat to suni hee hogi ki... Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”....."
"ek line me iska matlab samjha na "
"matlab ki bina back lage aap ek solid engineer nahi ban sakte bole to back lagni chahiye..."maine kaha...
"to phhir tu har baar AC kyun ho jata hai..."Sulabh ne tana mara...
"mera to har baar kharab paper jata hai...lekin ye university wale pass kar dete hai to isme meri kya galti..."
"Sulabh,Saurabh..Arun-Arman,kya baat-chit chal rahi hai tum logo ke beech...."Vibha ne chalk ka ek chhota sa tukda humari taraf phhek kar hume khade hone ke liye kaha"Arman kya baate chal rahi hai udhar..."
Vibha ke puchhane ke sath hee maine apna chehra dusari taraf ghuma liya...main to ye apne plan ke liye kar raha tha,lekin mere teeno khas dost bhi meri copy karenge ,ye mujhe nahi maloom tha...Saurabh aur Arun beech me baithe the aur chehra ghumate waqt(--> <--)dono ka sar ek dusare se takraya bhi tha.... "maine tum charo se kuchh puchha hai,uska jawab do..."Kuchh der tak Vibha is intezaar me rahi ki hum me se koyi kuchh bolega ,lekin jab hum charo chup rahe to usne samne wale bench par baithe ek ladke se ek page manga aur uspar hum charo ka name likhkar boli"jao is par Principal se sign kara kar lao..." "maine suna nahi thik se..aapne kya bola.."Vibha ko aankho se blackmail karte hue main muskuraya jiske baad Vibha hadbada gayi aur punishment ke taur par ek-ek assignment ka hathoda humare sar par de mara.....
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"mam yaha paas zero kaise aaya..."humare class ke topper ne khade hokar Vibha par apna sawal daga aur sawal sunte hee Vibha dher ho gayi..
Wo 10 minutes tak pahle book par jhakti rahi aur phhir apne notes par...lekin situation pahle ke mafik guru-ghantal hee rahi....Us question ke answer ke liye Vibha ne apni chut aur gand ek kar dali ,lekin chut aur gand ko ek karne ke baad bhi use jab Answer nahi maloom chala to usne class ke brilliant students ki taraf ye sawal phhek diya...aur class ke un brilliant students me se sirf ek ka hath upar utha,jo sahi mayne me brilliant tha.....
"Yes Sulabh...yaha aakar samjhao..."Vibha ne request ki...
Vibha ki us gand-chut ko ek kar dene wali request par humare Sulabh babu ka behaviour kuchh rukha- rukha sa tha...wo bole"mam ,mujhe iska answer to pata hai ,lekin mujhe interest nahi hai..."
"kya matlab interest nahi hai..."
"matlab ki iska koyi matlab nahi hai...bas main answer dene me interested nahi hoon..."
"are mujhe bhi iska answer maloom karna hai, inko nahi batana chahte to mat batao...par mujhe to batao..."aur uske baad Vibha ne bada sa PLEASE ! kaha....
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Sulabh bhi kya karta, Aakhirkar wo bhi to ek aam ladka tha,jiska lund khada hota tha, aur Vibha mam ki is sexy request ko reject kaise karta,isliye Sulabh apni bench se utha aur chalk uthakar us question se related ek lamba-chauda formula likha ,us formule me cos@ bhi tha, uske baad humare Sulabh mahashaya sulabh pradarshan karte hue @ ke place par 90 degree rakha aur bole" sabhi jante hai ki cos90 ki value zero hoti hai...Problem solved "
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"very good ,Sulabh...tumhara assignment cancel aur tum teeno ka bhi" "thank you mam "hum charo ek sath cheekhe.....
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Recess me class ke bahar khade hokar hum sab bakchodi kar rahe the ki hostel me rahne wale first year ke launde udhar se guzare...
"abey sun..."ek ko pakadkar Arun bola"ja canteen me dekh kar aa ki Divya hai ya nahi..." "lekin main to hostel ja raha hoon aur canteen uske wrong direction me hai..."
"jake canteen me dekhkar aa, warna chodunga...samjha,ab ja..."
Us ladke ko canteen ki taraf bhejkar Arun phhir se humare sath bakchodi karne laga... "Divya canteen me hai..."hafte hue first year ke ladke ne kaha...
"dhanyavaad ,chal Arman..." "ghanta jayega mera...."
"abey chal na,teri bhabhi baithi hai canteen me..." "bola na ek baar na..."
"waise Divya ke sath Esha bhi hai Arman bhaiya...."muskurate hue first year ke us ladke ne kaha.... "sach aur kaun-kaun hai waha..."
"dono akeli baithi hai...Jab main waha gaya to Divya kisi ladke se bahas kar rahi thi...pata nahi kya lafda
hai..."
"aisa kya, achchha ye bata Gautam bhi hai kya udhar..." "noyi..."
"Arun chal,aaj teri maal par hath saaf karke aate hai..." "kya bola be "
"bole to uspar hath saaf karke aate hai,jo teri maal se ulajh raha hai..."
Hum dono canteen ki taraf badhe hee the ki Saurabh aur Sulabh ne hume pakad kar peechhe kheecha aur bola"do se bhale char..."
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Hum dono canteen ki taraf badhe hee the ki Saurabh aur Sulabh ne hume pakad kar peechhe kheecha aur bola"do se bhale char..."
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"char se bhale do..."un dono ko rok kar Arun bola"waha maal hum dono ki fasi hai aur bachane tum dono jaoge aur waise bhi jhund me kutte aate hai aur hum Sher hai ,chalo abhich fut lo idhar se ,dikhna mat idhar ab..."
Saurabh aur Sulabh ko wapas bhejne ke baad hum dono canteen ki taraf tezi se bhage,
na jaane main kya-kya soch kar aaya tha...maine socha tha ki mere ullu dost Arun ki tarah kisi dusare ullu ka dil Divya par aa gaya hoga aur wahi lafda chal raha hoga ya phhir kisi ne ganda comment un dono ko dekhkar maar diya hoga,ya phhir kisi ne unka sabke samne mazak udaya hoga...ya phhir aisa hee kuchh dusara kand hua hoga,lekin jab hum waha pahuche to dusara hee nazara dekhne ko mila....Esha aaram se apni jagah par baithkar cold drink ki chuskiya le rahi thi aur Divya usase door counter par khadi hokar canteen me kaam karne wale ladke se ladayi kar rahi thi....
"ye chips bahar 15 me milta hai to phhir yaha 20 me kyun..."Divya jordar aawaz me boli..
"wo sab mere ko nahi maloom,Apne ko to 20 me dene ko kaha gaya hai,isliye apun to 20 hee lega..." "aise kaise lega..."Us ladke ko ghoorte hue Divya cheekhi...
"wo to apun lekar hee rahega..."Wo ladka bhi Divya ko ghoorte hue cheekha...
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"Arun,ja 5 tu apni taraf se de de aur mamla khatm kar " "lekin mere paas khulle nahi hai yar..."
"abey to 10 ka note de dena bakchod..."
"thik hai..."bolkar Arun Divya ki taraf badha aur main apni gori billi ki taraf ja pahucha....
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"hi..."jaha Esha baithi thi ,wahi uske paas baithkar maine kaha..
"hi.."kuchh der ke liye usne apne muh se straw nikala aur mujhe HI bolkar wapas cold drink peene lagi... "sun to.."uski taraf thoda jhuk kar main bola...
"kya hai..."wo bhi meri taraf jhuki...
"tum dono ke rahis baap 20 bhi nahi dete kya,jo teri wo chuhiya friend 5 ke liye us canteen wale se lad rahi hai...aur tu use samjhane ki vajah botal me straw daalkar daru ke shot mare ja rahi hai...isliye main tujhe billi bolta hu..."
"aankh phhut gayi hai kya,ye daru nahi pepsi hai...aur tumhe kya matlab ki hume ghar se kitne milte hai..."
"kanjoos honge tum dono ke pappa..kyun "uske shoulder par apne shoulder se halka sa dhakka dekar maine kaha,jisase wo khasne lagi aur dil kiya ki uski peeth sahlakar mast filmi scene banau...lekin mere sixth sense aur waha mauzood bahut se students ke karan maine aisa bilkul bhi nahi kiya...
"tumne mujhe dhakka kyun diya..."wo boli aur phhir khasne lagi... "kitni nazjook hai tu dar hai ki kahi koyi tujhe phhol se na maar de... kitni pyari hai teri aankhe,dar hai ki inhe koyi pyar se na maar de..." "matlab..."
"kuchh nahi main to bas mathematics ka formula yaad kar raha tha...."bolte hue maine Arun ki taraf nazar ghumayi ,
Divya ab bhi us canteen wale ladke se bhidi hui thi aur Arun,Divya ko baar-baar shant karane ka asafal prayas kar raha tha....
"tu ja ke us chuhiya ko samjhati kyun nahi,faltu me locha kar reli hai..."
"abhi to ye shuruat hai,tum dekhna abhi wo is chhoti si baat ko consumer forum tak le jane ki baat karegi..."ek pyari si muskan ke sath Esha boli...
Aur hua bhi waisa hee...Divya ne us ladke ko dhamki di"yadi tune is chips packet ke 5 adhik liye to main consumer forum me case kar dungi..."
"gazab,meri tarah tera bhi sixth sense kaam karta hai..."ek baar phhir se uske shoulder par dhakka dekar maine kaha...
"ye tum mujhe baar-baar dhakka kyun de rahe ho..."khisiyate hue usne apni puri taqat ke sath mere shoulder par prahar kiya aur jawab me main muskura diya...
"ye kaun sa security officer station hai..."us ladke ne Divya se puchha...
"upbhokta manch..."Arun ne us ladke ko consumer forum ka hindi me matlab bataya... "thik hai ,15 hee do...tum bhi kya yaad rakhogi.."Divya se pareshan hokar wo ladka bola....
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Divya ne chips ka bill pay kiya aur phhir aakar Esha ke samne wali table par baith gayi....wo ab bhi gusse
me thi..
"bloody corruption, you Know Esha...aise hee corrupted logo ke karan humara desh barbad hai..." "hundred percent correct..."main beech me hee bol pada...
"oh ! Arman...hi..."mujhe dekhkar Divya boli"tumhara wo dost hai na Arun ,wo bhi corruption me involve hai...wo to mujhe bol raha tha ki main us canteen wale ko de du..."
"aur use ye idea in mahashay ne hee diya tha..."Esha boli...jiske baad Divya ka chehra ek baar phhir se laal hua aur maine waha se chup-chap khisakne me hee apni bhalayi samjhi....sach me ladkiyo ke paas dimag nahi hota...sali hardam mast tarike se bore karti rahti hai...
Main aur Arun canteen me mamla suljhane gaye the lekin Divya ke sachche deshbhakt hone ke chalte hum dono hee sulajh gaye aur khali hath canteen se wapas aaye.....
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"meri wali ekdum sarif hai be,.."
"aur bewkoof bhi ab tu hee dekh 5 ke chalte usne kitna bada tamasha khada kar diya..."
"baklol hai kya...Divya sach to bol rahi thi ki wo adhik kyun de aur wo apne mazboot irade par kayam rahi,jiska nateeja tune bhi dekha."apna seena chauda karte hue Arun bola..."isme tujhe wo bewkoof kaha se dikh gayi..."
"tune abhi ka nateeja dekha,lekin maine uske is karname se aane wale kal ka nateeja dekha...ab janta hai jab wo kal canteen me apna pet bharne jayegi to kya hoga..."
"kya hoga..."
"hoga ye mere lallu lal ki canteen wala use ek glass pani tak nahi dega aur phhir wo yaha se kayi kilometer door sirf ek cold drink peene jayegi..."
"satya ke raste me chalne par aisi mushkilo ka samna karna padta hai ..isme wo tujhe bewkoof kaha se dikh gayi"
"use bewkoof maine isliye kaha kyunki wo us ladke se ladayi kar rahi thi,jiski aukat canteen me sirf table saaf karne ki hai,yadi use sach me corruption mitana hai to direct canteen ke malik se baat karna tha,jo ki usne nahi kiya,chal ye sab chhod aur ye bata ki aaj lab kis subject ki hai..."
"mere khayal se C Programing ki..." "mujhe bhi kuchh aisa hee lag raha hai..."
Waha se thodi door aage jane ke baad hum dono ek dusare par chillaye"lawde,humari class to peechhe chhut gayi..."
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Waha se thodi door aage jane ke baad hum dono ek dusare par chillaye"lawde,humari class to peechhe chhut gayi..."
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C programing ki lab me ek 5 ft ki patli-dubali lady teacher computer ko command pe command diye ja rahi thi aur idhar main confuse pe confuse hue ja raha tha ki ye lodi kar kya rahi hai...class ke kuchh hoshiyar students ,jo ki yaha ke local the aur ghar me din bhar computer se chipke rahte the ,unhe hee sab samajh aa raha tha, main to is subject me virgin tha isliye filhal to main chup hokar un sabko dekh raha tha.....
"Arman Lund, tujhe kuchh samajh aaya kya.."Arun bechain hote hue mujhse puchha... "pura samajh gaya, bata tujhe kya batau "
"teri bhi halat meri tarah hai..."
Arun ne is baar Saurabh ko pakda aur usase puchhane laga ki computer ke andar ye kaisa jadu chal raha hai....
"main virgin hoon is mamle me..."Saurabh bola..
"aur tu Sulabh,kya tu bata sakta hai ki ye jadu jo computer ke andar chal raha hai ,uska raaz kya hai..." "me too virgin in this mind fucking ,lawda taking and gand me bawasir hoying ,Subject..."
"sale sab dehati ho,kisi ko kuchh nahi aata..."
"tension kaiku le raha hai bawa, dusare ke copy se copy karne ka..."Samne computer ke andar ho raye jadu ko dekhkar Saurabh ne kaha...
"tab tak kya lund hilau, 2 hours ke lab me kuchh to karne mangta,jisase apna time makkhan ke mafik kat jaye..."
"ab to sala humare sath jungle ka raja bhu bhi nahi hai,jo lab ke khali time me pure college ki news sunaye..."mam ne jab ek aur jadu kiya to use dekhte hue main khisiya gaya aur bhu ko yaad karne laga... "ek idea hai..."mobile nikal kar Saurabh bola"wifi se net chalakar kuchh download karte hai..."
"solid idea hai...2 ghante me to gand faad bf download kar lenge..."
"mere khayal se hume c programing ka video download karke ,dekhna chahiye...kya pata is jadu ki koyi trick samajh me aa jaye.."Sulabh ne kaha aur hum teeno shant hokar use dekhne lage...
Sulabh sach kah raha tha, yadi hum us waqt c programing ka video download karte to kuchh na kuchh to bheje me ghusta hee...lekin humne aisa nahi kiya,hum charo ne aisa nahi kiya....
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"ab kya lawda din bhar padhayi hee karenge,thoda time to hume khud ke liye nikalna chahiye..."Sulabh ko ek mukka jadkar Arun bola..
"bose dk ,bol to aise raha hai...jaise sham ko 5 baje hostel jane ke baad se lekar subah ke 9 baje tak book kholkar baitha rahta hai..."Sulabh bola aur apna hath sahlane laga...
"jo-jo c programing ka video download karna chahta hai ,wo apna lund khada kare...matlab ki hath"maine kaha aur Sulabh ke siwa kisi aur ne apna hath khada nahi kiya...
"ab wo log apna lund khada kare jo dusari gyan dene wali chize download karna chahte hai..."
aur is baar hum charo me se maine,Saurabh aur Arun ne apna-apna hath khada kiya aur tay ye hua ki hum c programing ka bwasir vedio download na karke kuchh gyan dene wali other files download karenge....
"main sari upcoming movie ke trailor download karta hoon..."Saurabh ne kaha aur kaam me lag gaya.. "main kuchh movies download karta hoon..."kisi hare hue shaks ki tarah Sulabh bola aur wo bhi kaam me lag gaya...
"main HD me porn video download karta hoon aur phhir bathroom ko sperm donate karenge..."bolte
hue main bhi kaam me lag gaya... "main kya karu..."
"tu.....hmmm..."Kuchh sochkar Sulabh bola"tu c programing ka video download kar le..."
Sulabh ke muh se ek baar aur c programing word sunkar hum teeno ne use kha jane wali nazar se dekha aur ishara kiya ki yadi usne ek baar phhir yadi is jaduyi word ka name liya to use bahut pelenge..... "abey main kya karu..."Arun ne ek baar phhir puchha...
"tu....facebook se ladkiyo ki photo download kar..."
"ghanta..."phhir jaise hee Arun ko kuchh yaad aaya wo bola"main Haweli download karta hoon..."
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Hum log idhar dabi me college ki wifi ka full use karke apna kaam nikal rahe the aur udhar wo 5 ft ki dubali-patli mam ab bhi command par command diye ja rahi thi aur laundo ke dimag me bawasir faila rahi thi......
jab lab khatm hua to hum charo hostel pahuche,jaha se apne mobile ka sara material Amar sir ke laptop me dala aur phhir apne-apne mobile me liya....
"Arman ek mast news hai..."apna bag taang kar Sulabh bola "chal suna.."
"ek shart par...pahle bol ki kal canteen me mera sara kharcha kal tu uthayega..." "rahne de phhir..."
"Esha ke baare me hai...soch le" "chal thik hai...news bata"
"Gautam basketball tournament me ja raha hai,isliye 3-4 din tak Esha tujhe college me Divya ke sath hee dikhegi..."
"parso main tere canteen ka bill dunga..."Arun bolte hue bistar se neeche gir gaya... "chal pahle mere auto ka kiraya de,taki main apne room tak pahuch jaun..."
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Sulabh ke jane ke baad sara din college ke wifi se download kiye gaye video ko dekhne me beeta aur raat ke 12 baje Arun ke dimag me na jaane first year ke hostel jane ka vichar kaha se aa gaya...hum dono first year ke hostel gaye aur waha Arun ne apne dosto ko HD quality me download ki gayi video di, waha se hume ek bahut hee rochak information mili aur wo information ye thi ki deepika mam aaj kal first year ke ek ladke par kuchh jyada meharbaan hai...wo aksar recess ke waqt us ladke ko computer lab me bulati hai...ye sab jaankar mujhe samajhne me koyi pareshani nahi hui ki recess me deepika mam aur us ladke ke beech me kya hota hai....hostel ke jis ladke par deepika mam aajkal meharbaan thi mujhe usase thodi jalan bhi hui ki wo ladka ab meri jagah le raha hai...khair koyi baat nahi ,kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki deepika mam mere karname ko kabhi nahi bhoolegi aur na nee mujhe...kyunki wo ladka bhale hee mujhse jyada handsome aur well mature ho,wo bhale hee sex art me mujhse mahir ho,lekin wo aisa ladka nahi tha,jaisa ki main....matlab ki wo mujhse jyada popular nahi tha aur na hee usne apne first year ke dauran 7 saal se engineering kar rahe apne super senior ko mara tha aur jaha tak mera andaza hai us ladke me itni himmat nahi thi ki wo ek don ke bete se baar-baar panga le aur uski girlfriend ko apne left side me basa le..isliye meri jalan dusare pal hee cooling reaction ke karan bujh gayi...jiski(cooling reaction) ek vajah ye bhi thi ki mujhe first year se hee maloom tha ki deepika mam aur mera sath mahaj kuchh dino ka hai....
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Main apne ateet ke panne kholne me tula hua tha ki humare flat par kisi ne dastak di...jise dekhkar
Varun turant gate ki taraf bhaga....
"are Sonam ,tum yaha...aise achanak..."Varun hadbada kar bola...Varun ki halat dekhkar koyi bhi kah sakta hai ki jo ladki is waqt humare room ke darwaje par khadi hai,use yaha dekhne ki kalpana Varun ne kabhi nahi ki hogi....
"Varun, how are you..." "fine...lekin tum yaha kaise..."
"pahle darwaje se to door hato..."Varun ko dhakka dekar red skirt aur blue jeans me chamchamati hui ek ladki ne andar kadam rakha,jise dekhkar Arun ka muh 2 inch fat gaya aur main room me idhar-udhar padi daru ki botal ko chhipane me lag gaya....
"are batao to ki tumne achanak apne darshan kaise de diye..."
"pahle ye batao ki ye do namune kaun hai.."aur phhir Arun ki taraf ishara karte hue Sonam boli"ise bolo ki mujhe line marna band kare..."
"isne hum dono ko namuna bola..."gusse me maine Arun se kaha...lekin meri aawaz itni dheemi thi ki sirf Arun hee sun paye...
"randi hai sali,chudne aayi hogi..."Arun bhi dheere se cheekha...
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"Sonam,balcony me chalte hai..."hum dono ke samne Varun ne us red skirt wali ladki ka hath pakda lekin us red skirt wali ladki ne turant Varun ka hath jhadkar door kar di....
"Varun , tum nahi jante ki is colony me meri ek friend bhi rahti hai aur meri usi friend ne mujhe aaj subah call kiya aur boli ki main ek ladke se milkar apni us friend ka messege uske premi ko de du..." "to isme main kya kar sakta hoon..."
"asal me hum dono ki baat puri nahi ho payi aur jab meri wo dost mujhe us ladke ka address de rahi thi to call disconnect ho gayi..."
"kya name hai un dono premi jode ka..."
"meri friend ka name hai ,Nisha...aur us ladke ka name..." "Arman..."maine beech me bola...
"yaa,right...lekin tumhe kaise pata, kahi tum koyi tantrik to nahi..." "wo ladka main hee hoon...jise tum dhoondh rahi hai..."
"oh ! That's great,to tum hee ho Nisha ke wo champu boyfriend..."
"haan ,main hee hoon Nisha ka wo champu boyfriend..to chal bata chhachhundar ki Nisha ne kya messege diya "
Sonam ke dwara mujhe champu kahne par main bhadak utha ,jiska andaza Sonam ko bhi tab ho gaya,jab maine use chhachhundar kaha...sali khud ko badi hoshiyar samajh reli thi, lekin use maloom nahi tha ki
main kaun hoon....bole to use iska jara sa bhi andaza nahi tha ki Arman kya chiz hai
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