14-03-2019, 01:53 AM
Chapter-27:Substratum of a new Combat
Update-94
"raat ke 11 baje facebook par kya kar rahi hai billi..."fb par Esha ko online dekhkar maine ek messege tapkaya...
Maine Esha ko messege to kar diya tha lekin main janta tha ki wo reply nahi karne wali...aur sath me
main ye bhi janta tha ki wo reply kaise karegi.... "pyar me meri deewanagi dekhna tum...
yadi khud ko na mita diya to kahna..."
"iska matlab kya hua Arman "usne turant reply kiya...
"kuchh nahi..wo to main kisi dusari ladki ko bhej raha tha ,galti se tumhe pahuch gaya...." "it's ok..."
Maine socha tha ki Esha ab mujhse us ladki ka naam puchhegi ,lekin usne aisa nahi kiya...sach me ladkiyo ke bare me sari theory galat ho jati hai
"kya kar reli hai is waqt..."
"wo main tumhe kyun batau..." "kyunki....Iiiiii"
"hmmm"
"kuchh " "Lol ! "
"double Lol " "triple Lol..."
"ye Lol-Lol khelne ke mood me hai..."maine socha aur phhir "Lol ka square "likhkar send kiya aur jawab
me usne"square of Lol ka sqare"bheja... "Lol infinite...ab aage badha " "Lol infinite+ 1 Lol...."
"ab band kar ye sab "
"pahle bolo ki tum haar gaye..."
"ok meri maa..is Lol-khol ke game me tu jeeti main hara...ab khush" "yaaa...i won..."
"worldcup bhi doo kya..." "Lol..."
"waise tumne bataya nahi ki tu is waqt kisase bhidi thi facebook par..." "college ki ek friend thi meri..."
"ladki hai "
"haan...lekin ye tum kyun puchh rahe ho..." "setting karwa na..."
"shut up...."
"main to aise hee bol raha tha...dil par mat le...muh me le..." "Arman, i don't like this kinda mazak...kkk"
"not kkk..."
"kk ,GN..."
"kitna jaldi ispar bhoot sawar ho jata hai..."Esha ke offline hone ke baad main badbadaya aur usi waqt Arun ,Saurabh ke sath room me dakhil hua...
"kaha ghoom raha hai be..."maine Arun se puchha...
"pani peene gaya tha...raste me Saurabh mil gaya...to socha aaj raat time pass ho jayega..." "lawda mera time pass..."Saurabh taav me aakar bola"main workshop ki copy lene aaya hoon..."
Arun se workshop ki copy lene ke baad Saurabh waha se jane laga lekin phhir peechhe palat kar bola ki bollywood ke jis-jis gane me Judai word hai ,uske jagah par Chudai word lagakar hum dono time pass kar sakte hai....
"example de do ek..."
"example...hmmm,...jaise ki...char dino ka pyar-o-rabba...lambhi chudai..lambi chudai..."
Saurabh ke jane ke baad Arun kuchh der tak bollywood ke gano ki gand marta raha aur main so gaya....
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dusare din subah mujhe kuchh jyada hee need aa rahi thi isliye maine Arun ko kah diya ki wo akele college chala jaye,main direct dusare period me aaunga....aur jab main dusara period attend karne college gaya to gate ke pass hee mujhe Vibha dikh gayi....
"kuchh kaam-vaam se aayi hogi,sali...ya phhir Varun se chut marwane aayi hogi..."maine aisa socha aur Vibha ko fully ignore marte hue aage badha....
"Arman...tum aaj first period me nahi the...right ! "
"haan...to usme kaun si badi baat hai...wo to aksar hota rahta hai..."peechhe palatkar maine Vibha ko jawab diya...
"ab tum apne baat karne ka lahja sudhar lo aur aaj se har din first period me dikhna...kyunki first period fluid mechanics ki hai..."
"hello...har ladki Pratibha Patil nahi hoti,jo main uski baat manta phhiru..." "i am your new teacher of fluid mechanics..."
"o teri ye kab hua...kaise hua...kyun hua..."
"ye kal hua aur meri brilliance ke karan hua....kyunki tumhare FM ke purane teacher ka transfer dusare college me ho gaya hai..."
Vibha pahle jo bhi rahi ho lekin ab wo meri teacher thi...yani ke bahut sara number uske hath me tha...isliye maine Vibha ko usi waqt good morning kaha aur class ke andar ghusa....
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"ye BC ,kaiso-kaiso ko teacher rakh lete hai,humare college me...salo ne humare college ko aaganbadi ka college bana diya hai...ab Vibha hume FM padhayegi..."apni mandali me shamil hote hee main cheeka...chillaya...
"uski *** chod dunga...BC jyada uchak rahi thi class me, khud to har 5 minute me book dekhti thi aur maine jab uske ek question par kitab palat li to sali ki jhaate sulag gayi..."mere waha baithte hee Arun bhi cheekha...chillaya aur uski aawaz se janwaro ki tarah chilla rahi sari class ekdum se shant hokar Arun ke taraf dekhne lagi....
"muh me ghusa dunga,yadi kisi ne meri taraf dekha to..."Arun ek baar phhir jor se cheekha...
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jab class ka mahol normal hua aur sare students phhir se janwaro ki tarah halla machane lage to maine Arun se kaha ki thoda dhyan se be,ladkiya bhi hai yaha...
"sab...sab sali randi hai...ladki ke naam par kalank hai,inko dekhkar sari aurat jaat se nafrat hone lagti hai aur Vibha to Maha MC hai...sali kutiya,chhinar,lawda ka baal, kukur ki jhaat, gende ka spurm,ghode ki gand...hai wo..."
"agree...ja hila ke aa,relax ho jayega..."
"ye idea mujhe kyun nahi aaya...main abhi aata hoon hila ke...chal tu bhi chal.." "main ek ghante pahle hee ye kar chuka hoon,tu ja..."
"bose dk,mutth marne ke liye class bunk karta "mujhe gariyate hue Arun class se nikal gaya.... "kisi ne meri proxy mari kya be ya phhir apsent chadh gaya..."
"maine koshish ki thi,lekin pakda gaya..."Sulabh ne apna hath khada karke kaha..."tere sath-sath mera bhi attendence cut..."
"koyi baat nahi, Nayi-nayi teacher bani hai to kuchh josh jyada hai..."
"Sidar ke baare me maloom chala..."Sulabh jo ki mere bagal me baitha tha usne mujhse puchha... "nahi.."
"Sidar isi shahar me rahega.. NTPC me uski job lag gayi hai..."
"kya baat kar raha tab to MTL bhai se party leni padegi..." "ya..true.."Sulabh ne kaha...
Sulabh hight aur health-wealth me mujhse kam tha lekin dimag ke mamle me wo mujhse kahi aage tha...yadi koyi teacher apna lecture khatm karne ke baad apna ghisa-pita dialogue marte hue bole ki"ise kohi samjha payega puri class ko..."to sabse pahla hath Sulabh ka uthta tha...aur wo teachers ke lectures ko modify karke bahut hee shaleenta se samjhata....ya phhir ye kahe ki Sulabh ki catching power bahut jabardast thi...
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Mujhe ye jaankar thodi khushi hui ki Sidar isi shahar me hai aur usase bhi badi khushi tab hui,jab unhone party ke liye haan kar diya...
"yaar bhookh lagi hai...aana kuchh kha-pee kar aate hai..."apne pet par hath firate hue Arun bola... "chalo..."main,Sulabh aur Saurabh...waha se uthe aur canteen ki taraf chal diye....
first year me hostel ke jis senior ne meri ragging li thi wo ab ek saal ke baad mujhe dikhne laga tha...wo mujhse ek shabd bhi nahi bolta lekin uski aankhe bahut kuchh kah jati thi...wo kuchh soch raha tha,shayad mere bare me ya phhir apne badle ke baare me....aur is waqt wo Canteen me mere samne wali chair par Varun ke sath baitha hua tha....
"Arman ye sala tujhe ghoor raha hai...tu bol to abhi sale ko chowmein fek ke marta hoon..." Arun ne hostel ke us senior ko ghoorate hue kaha...
"kahe ko faltu me ladayi kar raha hai...tu apna tanki jaisa pet bhar..." "jaisi teri marzi..."
Dil to mera bhi kar raha tha ki hostel ke us asteen ke saanp ka main muh kuchal du...lekin maine aisa kuchh nahi kiya,kyunki mere sixth sense ne mujhe bahut bade lafde ki chetawani de dali thi...jisme meri haar hui thi..jo filhal main nahi chahta tha....
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"ek-ek plate samosa mast bana ke dena be...."Arun ne canteen me saaf-safayi karne wale ek chhote ladke se kaha....
"wo dekh samne...tere fav. Couple.."Saurabh Canteen ke gate ki taraf ishara karte hue bola... "ye to Esha aur Gautam hai..."
"dekh...kaise chipki rahti hai Esha ,Gautam se...meri baat maan abhi waqt hai, usko chhod aur dusari dhoondh...first year me is baar dhansu maal aayi hai..."
"chup kar be...yahi to pyar hai pagle.."
"kya ghanta ka pyar hai...Esha ne tujhe ek nazar utha kar nahi dekha..."
"haan yar, usne to totally ignore mar diya..."kahte hue maine apne chehre par hath se tek lagayi aur Esha ko dekhne laga....jo ki Gautam ko pasand nahi aaya, wo apni jagah se utha aur seedhe meri taraf badhne laga....
Update-95
"haan yar, usne to totally ignore mar diya..."kahte hue maine apne chehre par hath setek lagayi aur Esha ko dekhne laga....jo ki Gautam ko pasand nahi aaya, wo apni jagah se utha aur seedhe meri taraf badhne laga....
Gautam ko apni taraf aata dekh mere andar ek hal chal si mach gayi aur apne dosto ke samne is halchal ko chhupane ke liye maine cigarette ka order de diya.....
"ye college Canteen hai ,tera ghar nahi...jo tu yaha beedi-cigarette ki farmaish karega to tujhe mil jayegi..."
"kuchh der baad main to daru ka order dene wala tha..."
"bakwas band kar aur ye bol ki basketball practice karne ka kya lega...."humare samne ek khali chair par baithkar Gautam bola"ye mat samajh lena ki ye sab main kah raha hoon ya phhir main chahta hoon ki tu humari team me aaye...aisa to coach ne kaha hai....pata nahi unhe kya dikh gaya tujhme...jabki humare pancho main players achchha khelte hai..."
"achchha khelna alag baat hai aur match jeetna alag baat hai...tum sab beshak court me damdar khel khelkar apni team ko aage rakh sakte ho ,lekin tum isase match jeet nahi paoge..."
"to tere kahne ka matlab tu wo player hai..." "99 % ,sure hoon.."
"to phhir aaj sabke samne ek-ek match ho jaye...jisme sirf main aur tu rahenge...."
"sorry...not interested..."bolte hue maine canteen me order serve karne wale us chhote se ladke ko ishare se apne pass bulaya...
"bol na dar gaya..."
"Arman kyun isko jhel raha hai...tu bol to abhi isko pel du..."apne daant chabate hue Arun ne kaha.... "chal shuru ho ja..."Varun, jo ki samne wali ek table par baitha tha ,waha se uthkar seedhe humari taraf aaya aur sath me hostel ka wo senior bhi....
"haan bol ,kya bol raha tha..."Arun ki taraf nazar gadakar Varun ne puchha aur Sulabh ko waha se jane ke liye kaha...kyunki Sulabh city me rahta tha aur Varun ke kuchh dosto se uski dosti bhi thi....
"ab bol,challenge accept karega ya nahi.."Gautam ab bhi apni baat par atka hua tha....
"main tujhe apna final result batau ,usase pahle ek kahani sun....jab main 7th class me tha tab mere college ka principal mujhe bahut pareshan kiya karta tha...sala class me har uch-neech ka jimmedar mujhe thahrata tha aur phhir marta bhi bahut tha...us waqt na to mujhe wo Principal pasand tha aur na hee wo college...main chahta tha ki wo mujhe khud college se nikal de...isliye maine ek do baar bahut bade-bade kand bhi kiye...lekin mujhe college se nikalne ki bajay usne mujhe sirf mara-peeta aur phhir ghar par shikayat bheji...usase pareshan hokar maine ek din apne college ke principal ki beti ko jakar seedhe yahi kaha ki ""kya wo mujhe apni chut degi..."" aur uske baad Principal ne turant mujhe college se nikal diya...."
"is kahani ki batti banakar pichhwade me bhar le.."
"ye kahani sunakar main tum sabko ye samjhana chahta tha ki yadi mujhe jo chiz pasand ho to use hasil karne se tum sabka baap bhi nahi rok sakta...aur jo chiz main pasand nahi karta ,uske liye mera baap bhi kuchh nahi kar sakta...."
"kya tune aaj college aane se pahle ye socha tha ki aaj teri thik waisi hee pelayi hogi...jaise ki first year me hui thi..."
"Arun , Dangi uncle Ko phone laga kar bol ki kuchh ladke mujhe dhamka rahe hai..." "Dangi kaun...S.P. "
"haan..."
"tu use janta hai..."
"aksar sham ki chay unhi ke bunglow par peeta hoon...yakin na ho to jakar kisi se bhi puchh lena...ya phhir last year Sidar ke hath se thukayi hone wale is gandul se puchh le..."
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Us din Canteen me pakka koyi lafda ho jata yadi maine ain waqt par S.P. Ka naam na liya hota to...S.P. Ka naam sunkar wo teeno peechhe laut gaye aur hum teeno bade aaram se nikle....Arun mujhse hamesha puchhta rahta tha ki main ye sab kaise soch leta hoon...ekdum achanak se aise dhansu ideas mere bheje me kaise aa jate hai....jiska jawab maine use bas ek smile dekar diya lekin sach ye tha ki ye sab situations mere dimag me bahut pahle se chhap chuki thi...main apne man se hee khud ko kisi pareshani me daal
kar usase bahar aane ka tareeka dhoonda karta tha....aur aaj jo kuchh hua ye to bahut normal si baat thi...yadi aaj canteen me 20 log bhi mujhe marne ke liye aaye hote to main un sabse nipat leta....aap chahe to mujhe Aeroplane se neeche fek de ya phhir beech Samundar me ship se neeche utar de...main waha bhi aapko zinda rahne ke kayi tareeke bata sakta hoon...kyunki maine aisi problems me khud ko kayi baar khwab me fasaya aur nikala hai...jisme Google maharaj ki bhi bahut badi kripa rahi hai....lekin mere dwara use kiye gaye techniques ki koyi guarantee nahi hoti ki wo hamesha fit hee baithegi...kya pata meri hee technique kabhi meri jaan bachane ke bajay mujhe aur kamjor bana de.....
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"Arman aaj daru peete hai..."
"wo workshop ka fauji,humare upar machine chadha dega...yadi aaj copy check nahi karwayi to..." "*** ki chut uski....sale ka lund todkar lathe machine se kaat dunga"
"chup kar be...ek to ye damyanti bore kar rahi hai,upar se tu tu jakar kahi aur baith na..." "bhad me jaye tu aur tera wo fauji aur teri maal damyanti....apun to daru aur Divya se hee khush hoon..."
"damyanti meri maal "
Update-96
"bhad me jaye tu aur tera wo fauji aur teri maal damyanti....apun to daru aur Divya se hee khush hoon..."
"damyanti meri maal "
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"aur jor laga...abey bakchod ulta kyun dhakel raha hai...peechhe se dhakka de...."Arun room ke bahar kisi ko gariyate hue kuchh samjha raha tha....
"thaka diya be tune..."Saurabh andar aate hue bola....
Aur meri nazar room ke andar abhi-abhi ghaseet kar laye hue almirah par padi... "abey ye kiski almirah chura ke laye ho..."
"Saurabh ki hai..."kamar par hath rakhkar hafte hue Arun ne jawab diya.... "to ise yaha kyun laya hai..."
"ab main bhi isi room me rahunga..."bolkar Saurabh ne Arun ko uthaya aur apna bistar utha kar lane ke liye Arun ko pakad ke le gaya.....
"sale dono gay hai...mujhe to dono ko pahli baar dekhte hee shaq ho gaya "
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"tune apna room change kyun kiya...matlab ki yaha already do the aur ab teesara....tu.."Saurabh ka bed jab mere bed ke bagal me shift ho gaya to maine puchha...
"wo mera room partner lafda karta hai sala...raat ko 10 baje light band karne ko kahta hai aur bolta hai ki wo subah uthega....isliye meri padhayi jo thodi-bahut raat ko hoti hai...wo nahi ho pati....dusara sala roj subah-subah uthkar light jala deta hai aur jor-jor se ratta marta hai,is vajah se meri neend puri nahi ho pati..."
"Arman...tere mobile me net chal raha hai na..."Arun apne mobile me kuchh dekhte hue bola.. "haan..."
"la de...Divya online hai, abhi uska messege aaya hai..." "lekin main bf download kar raha hoon..."
"abey pause maar usko..."
Downloading rok kar maine mobile Arun ko diya aur phhir aaj college me jo padhaya tha uspar ek nazar mari...is beech Saurabh apna saman shift karne me aur Arun divya se chat karne me bhida raha...
"abey yar, aadha ghanta to ho gaya hai, ab to mobile " "ruk ja do minute...goodbye bol deta hoon....."
Divya ko good bye bolne ke baad Arun ne mobile mujhe diya aur Saurabh ke sath net pack dalane chala gaya....
"main bhi thodi der facebook chalata hoon kya pata Esha online mil jaye..."
maine fb khola to usme Arun ki id log in thi, wo log out karna bhool gaya tha...Divya aur Arun kya baat karte hai ye janne ke liye maine unke messeges padhna shuru kar diya..
Divya-hiii..
Arun-hello dear... Divya-how are you ? Arun-maze me...
Divya-tumne mera new status like nahi kiya ? Arun-abhi dekha nahi...
Divya-comment bhi kar dena... Arun-thik hai
Divya-aaj jo dress pahan kar main aayi thi wo kaisi thi... Arun-ekdum jhakkas....aur sunao kya chal raha hai...
Divya-kuchh nahi..
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"sale dono kitna boring baate karte hai "maine Arun ki id logout ki lekin jaise mujhe kuchh yaad aaya aur maine turant login karke Divya ki id open ki.....
"Divya Srivastava....iska surname Srivastava hai...ye to phhir bhi thik hai...lekin jo main soch raha hoon,wo na ho " lekin meri sari tab bekar ho gayi jab Divya ki id me maine family option me Gautam(brother) ki id dekhi....
"gaye beta kaam se...Divya to Gautam ki bahan hai ,ye Arun bhi ek number ka chutiya hai,jo Gautam ki bahan ko set kar raha hai....pitega sala..."
uske baad maine Divya ki sari photos dekh mari, kayi photo me wo Gautam ke sath thi...
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"abey chodu, Janta hai Divya kaun hai..."Arun aur Saurabh ke aate hee main Arun par chillaya... "kaun hai..."
"Gautam ki bahan hai Divya..."
"to kya hua..."
"jab uska baap tere gand me danda dalega ,tab bolna kya hua..main bolta hoon abhi sali ko unfriend kar de..."
"Sher log kabhi nahi darte aur waise bhi jab tu Gautam ki maal par nazar daal sakta hai to main Divya ko line kyun na maru...."
Arun ki is baat ka mere pass koyi jawab nahi tha aur maine Saurabh ki taraf dekhkar Arun ko samjhane ke liye kaha....
"abhi apun bahut mehnat karke aa rela hai...apun ko sone ka hai...bhad me jao tum dono aur tum dono ki item aur Gautam...."
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"sahi hai..."
"kya sahi hai be...jab laat khayega tab mat bolna ki maine tujhe nahi samjhaya tha..."maine aakhiri koshish ki...
"dekh be Arman, maine bhi koyi kachchi goliya nahi kheli hai...jab tu Esha ke peechhe pagal ho sakta hai to main Divya ke peechhe kyun nahi..."
"pahli baat ye ki Esha mere left side me hai aur dusari baat ye ki main...main hoon....matlab ki main situations ko sambhalna janta hoon..."
"to tere kahne ka matlab ye hai ki tu mujhse jyada hoshiyar hai..." "officially yes..."
"to tere kahne ka matlab ye hai ki main situation nahi sambhal sakta..." "bilkul..."
"to tere kahne ka matlab ye hai ki tu mujhse jyada smart hai..." "haan "
"to tu ye kahna chahta hai ki tu mujhse jyada handsome hai..."
"teri to..chup kar sale..jaise teri wo maal Divya bore karti hai waise hee tu bhi bheja khata hai....ab gand mara, mujhe koyi matlab nahi tujhse aur teri us maha pakau, bewkoof Divya se...."
"Esha se to hoshiyar hee hai..." "agree uncle, ab chup ho jao..."
Mere aur Gautam ya phhir kahe ki Mere aur Varun ke beech situation aur bhi jyada hyper hone wali thi...kyunki ek taraf jaha Arun,Gautam ki bahan ko patane me tula hua tha ,wahi main Gautam se uski maal chheen raha tha...bole to double attack....iska nateeza kafi bhayanak hone wala tha ,jiski khabar mere sixth sense ne mujhe usi din de diya tha,jab mujhe maloom chala tha ki Divya, Gautam ki bahan hai....lekin maze ki baat ye thi ki mujhe ek saal baad maloom chala ki Gautam ki bahan bhi is college me padhti hai aur wo Esha ki khas dosto me se hai...yun to Esha ko ghoorte waqt,college me uska peechha karte waqt Divya ko maine kayi baar dekha tha lekin kabhi uspar dhyan nahi diya aur na hee class ke laundo ne mujhe kabhi bataya,jabki class ke har ladke ko pata tha,ab mujhe first year ke kuchh flash back bhi yaad aane lage ,jab recess ke waqt Gautam ,jaha first year ki class lagti hai, waha aaya karta tha....ab mujhe recess me Gautam ke aane ka karan samajh me aa raha tha...ek to wo Esha se milne aata tha aur dusara wo Divya ki nigrani karta tha ki uske peechhe koyi ladka to nahi pada hai...main ye sachchayi jaankar behad hee shocked hua tha, kyunki bhu ne bhi mere samne kabhi Divya ke baare me jikra nahi kiya....
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"may i come in mam..."maine class me enter hone ke liye Vibha se permission mangi.... "class start hue already twenty minutes ho chuke hai...kaha the tum teeno..."
"wo mam hostel ka pani khatm ho gaya tha..."main kuchh bolta uske pahle hee Saurabh bol pada"to pani khatm hone ke karan late ho gaye..."
"yaha hostel ka aur kaun-kaun hai..."Vibha ne class me baithe students se puchha to aadha darjan ladko aur ladkiyo ne apne hath garv se khade kar diye....
"mam ,ye log naha kar nahi aaye honge , "aur phhir Saurabh ne ek ladke ko jisne abhi tak hath khada kiya hua tha uski taraf ungali dikhakar bola"mam,ye to kabhi nahata hee nahi aur na hee kabhi kapde saaf karta hai..."
"ok...ok, andar aa jao...sabki pol kholne ki koyi jaroorat nahi hai..."
"thank you "hum teeno ne kaha aur andar aakar sabse peechhe wali bench me ladkiyo ke peechhe jakar baith gaye....
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Arun ne jo address mere mobile par messege kiya tha ,waha pahuchkar maine ek room ka darwaza khatkhataya aur jab ek ladka bahar nikla to maine usase Vishwakarma ke baare me puchha....
"aap kaun ho..."
"main Vishwakarma ka dost hoon...Vishwakarma kaha hai..."
"maloom nahi hai kya, Vishwakarma sir yaha do mahine pahle rahte the...ab unki padhayi complete ho gayi hai to ye room chhodkar ja chuke hai..."
"unka koyi number wagerah hai kya..."uske room par nazar dalte hue maine kaha....
jis room me Vishwakarma rahta tha ,wo ek chhota sa room tha,jaisa ki aksar bahar padhne wale ladke ko hota hai...deewaro par ek taraf kayi bikni pahne hue ladkiyo ki photos lagi hui thi to dusari taraf ek bade se dil me Vishwakarma aur Nisha ka naam likha hua tha....
"ek number hai...du kya"
Maine haan me sar hilaya to usne Vishwakarma ka number mujhe de diya aur jab main waha se wapas jane laga to wo ladka bola...
"lekin ye number to ek saal se band hai..."
"phhir main is number ka kya achar dalunga...koyi dusara number de ,jo chalu ho..."
"wo mere room partner ke pass hoga,lekin wo abhi hai nahi....ek kaam karo aap kal aakar milo..." "ye sahi rahega..."maine kuchh socha aur phhir apna number us ladke ko dekar kaha "sun na yar,ye
mera number hai...yadi tera wo dost aa jaye ,jiske pass Vishwakarma ka number hai to...please use bol dena ki wo Vishwakarma ka number mujhe send kar de..."
"thik hai bol dunga...aur kuchh..."
Meri nazar ek baar phhir deewar par thik usi jagah padi,jaha par bade se dil ke andar Vishwakarma aur Nisha ka naam likha hua tha....
"ye Vishwakarma ke sath kis ladki ka naam likha hua hai..." "isko baare me mat puchho bhaya...josh aa jata hai..."
"thik hai,main chalta hoon...aur dhyan se apne dost ko bol dena..."
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"iske baare me mat puchho bhaya...josh aa jata hai..."
"thik hai,main chalta hoon...aur dhyan se apne dost ko bol dena..."
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Us ladke se milne ke baad main pure din beech-beech me apna mobile check karta raha ki kahi koyi messege to nahi aaya hai...lekin meri is mehnat ka result zero nikla...na hee kisi ka call aaya aur na hee koyi messege....
"pakka bhool gaya hoga ullu..."
frustation me maine kaha aur balcony ke pass akar ek cigarette jalayi....cigarette ke kash marte hue maine ek nazar Nisha ke ghar ke taraf dali....pure colony me Nisha ka ghar alag se hee dikh raha tha, uske ghar ka structure hee colony ke dusare flat se alag aur bada tha...jis vajah se yadi koyi us taraf se guzare to uski nazar Nisha ke alishan ghar par pad hee jati thi.khandani rahis hona bhi bahut sukun deta hai...na to koyi tension aur na hee koyi depression ki mera future kya hoga...maine apni zindagi ke char saal isi depression me guzare the ki engineering complete hone ke baad main kya karunga....lekin Nisha ke sath aisa nahi tha wo to apne maa-baap ki puri jaydad ki akeli varis thi....
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"abey tu kab aaya..."Varun ne room ke andar aate hee puchha...
"bas abhi 2-3 ghante hue honge aaye hue "uske hath me pack kiye hue khane ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha....
"kaam hua..."
"1 % hua ,99 % baki hai..." "matlab..."
"matlab ki ye wahi Vishwakarma hai,jiski taalash mujhe thi...lekin wo ab ye shahar chhod kar ja chuka hai..."
"to ab aage kya..."
"ek ladke ke pass number hai Vishwakarma ka...usi ke messege ka intezaar kar raha hoon..." "main kya bolta hoon..."khane ki packets ko kholte hue Arun ne kaha"pahle khana kha lete hai..."
"aur khana khane ke baad so jate hai aur sone ke baad sab kuchh bhool jate hai...hai ,sale bhukkad "
"abey meri puri baat to sun...pahle khana khaying then going to us chutiya ke room then manging usase Vishwakarma ka mobile number then calling Vishwakarma ko aur at the end calling Vishwakarma and asking about Nisha...kya bolta hai Arman ,solid plan hai na..."
"khane me kya hai..."ek chair kheechkar Arun ke bagal me baithte hue maine puchha....
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Khana khane ke baad hum teeno Varun ki car me sawar hokar ,Vishwakarma ke address ki taraf badhe , uske room ka darwaza band tha aur jab maine darwaza khatkhataya to ek dusare ladke ne darwaza khola.....
"yes..."
"Vishwakarma ka number hai na aapke pass..." "haan..lekin aap kaun..."
"main uske college ka dost hoon...mujhe uska number dena to..."
Us ladke se Vishwakarma ka number lene ke baad maine use thanks kaha aur Wapas Varun ki car me baithkar apne flat ki taraf chal pade....Mujhse ab ek pal ka bhi intezaar nahi ho raha tha isliye maine car me baithe-baithe hee Vishwakarma ko call kiya...
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"hello..."
"hello..Vishwakarma ji bol rahe hai kya..." "yes...aap kaun..."dusari taraf se aawaz aayi... "aapse kuchh puchhana tha..."
"kya..."
"Nisha ke baare me..."
Nisha ke baare me sunkar dusari taraf kuchh der tak khamoshi chhayi rahi... "who are you..."
"actually main aapse aage baat karu uske pahle main kuchh point clear kar dena chahta hoon...jaise ki meri Nisha se shadi hone wali hai lekin mujhe wo pasand nahi aur main kuchh aisa karna chahta hoon,jisase ki Nisha se meri shadi toot jaye....ab aap samajh hee gaye honge ki main kis baare me baat kar raha hoon..."
kuchh der tak Vishwakarma phhir shant ho gaya aur main idhar hello...hello ki dhun chillata raha.... "haan main sun raha hoon..."
"to batao phhir..." "kya batau..."
"apne aur Nisha ke baare me..."
"hmm...ek number ki rapchik item hai wo beedu...shadi kar le usase mast chodne me maza aayega..." "mera sawal kuchh dusara "thoda vajan dekar maine kaha...
"ab kya batau yar tere ko,tu uska hone wala husband hai...tu mat hee puchh to better rahega..." "main chahta hoon ki usase meri shadi na ho...to please koyi aisi baat batao,jisko sunne ke baad mera kaam ho jaye..."
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Vishwakarma phhir kuchh der tak chup raha aur main ek baar phhir kuchh der tak hello...hello ka rag gata raha....
"sab bata du..."
"haan ..."
"to suno mere laal...jisase teri shadi hone wali hai na Nisha...usko apun ne set kiya tha aur uski seal college ke bathroom me todi thi...sali bahut nakhre karti thi..mujhpar hukum chalati thi....kuchh mahino tak mujhe jab bhi mauka milta to main use ragadta...lekin phhir baad me wo natak karne lagi...akele me main jab bhi uske doodh aur chut sahlata to gussa ho jati...aur ek ladke ka naam liya karti ki wo use bahut achchha lagta hai..."
"kis ladke ka..."
"maloom nahi..kuchh Arkhan..Arjan karke naam tha us launde ka..." "Arman...."maine uski yaddasht ko sahi karne ke liye apna naam bataya...
"haan...haan yahi naam tha us ladke ka jiska jikra Nisha hamesha karti thi...lekin tere ko Uske baare me kaise maloom..."
"thik waise hee jaise tere baare me maloom...aage bata..."
"to aage ye hua ki,sali wo kuchh-kuchh pagal hone lagi...bistar par achanak hee wo Arman naam lekar mujhe pukarti aur phhir ek din usase mera break up ho gaya..."
"uske baad..."
"uske baad kya...maine use pure college me badnaam kar diya ki wo sabse chudwati rahti hai...maine ye tak college me bola ki usko to uska baap bhi chodta hai....bole to ekdum us sali ki G fad di..."
"uske baad..."maine kaha...
ye sab sunte hue mere body ka temperature badhne laga tha aur yadi Vishwakarma is waqt mere samne hota to Varun ki puri car uske pichhwade me ghusa deta.....
"uske baad kya...sali pagal ho gayi aur jab tak main college me raha uski barabar leta raha...alam to ye tha mere laal ki pura college use randi tak kahne laga tha...."
"aur tune kuchh nahi kiya..."
"na...main kyun kuchh karunga...mujhe to ye sab dekhkar bahut maza aata tha....mera man karta tha ki sali ko sabke samne nanga karke belt se khoob maru aur phhir uske muh me mutth maar du....waise tera naam kya hai..."
"Arman...aur sun be BC yadi dobara ye sab kisi aur se kaha to tere body me jaha-jaha chhed dikhega wahi chodunga...phone rakh MC ,"
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call disconnect karne ke baad main thoda udas ho gaya tha kyunki ek taraf Nisha jhoothi sabit ho gayi thi to wahi dusari taraf usne itna kuchh jhela...mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha....ek taraf main uspar bahut gussa tha to dusari taraf uske ateet ke baare me jaankar dil challi hua ja raha tha....ek taraf dil Nisha se ye puchhane ke liye bechain tha ki usne mujhse jhooth kyun bola to dusari taraf uske zakhmo ko phhir se hara karne ka darr mujhe aisa karne se rok raha tha....
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"chalta hai yar,relax...be a man"Arun ne kaha.... "relax aur itna sab kuchh janne ke baad..." "mere pass ek idea hai...ja mutth maar ke aa..."
"ab yadi tune kuchh aur kaha to main tujhe maar dunga..." "maine kya kiya "
Kuchh der tak hum teeno me se koyi kuchh nahi bola...Arun aur Varun andar baithkar Ek-dusare ke baare me ek-dusare se puchhate rahe aur main cigarette ka packet uthakar balcony par khada ho gaya aur Nisha ke ghar ki taraf dekhne laga....is waqt dil aur cigarette dono sath-sath jal rahe the....
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"mere pass ek idea hai,Arman.... ateet ke samundar me chalkar maze karte hai...bole to, kahani aage badha ...is tarah tera mind bhi relax ho jayega "
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"mere pass ek idea hai,Arman.... ateet ke samundar me chalkar maze karte hai...bole to, kahani aagebadha...is tarah tera mind bhi relax ho jayega "
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"Sir job completed..."turning shop ke fauji ki taraf dekhkar maine kaha... "kya..."
"Sir job completed..."main ek baar aur cheekha... "network kharab hai, pass aakar bolo...Over..."
"ye sala khud ko army ka sipahi samajhta hai..."turning shop wale budhe ko gali bakte hue maine Arun ko uske pass jane ke liye kaha....
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"Sir humara experiment complete ho gaya..."uske pass jakar Arun bola aur job uske samne wali table par rakh diya....
turning shop wale fauji ki umra aur uske aankh me number wala chashma dekhkar maine socha tha ki thodi-bahut minor mistake wo nahi dekh payega...lekin jab Arun ne job usko dikhaya to wo ekdum taav se utha...
"yaha ka morcha sambhale rakhna main gun lekar aata hoon..."
"teri *** ki chut, teri *** ka bhosda"silent mode me Arun ne apna muh chalaya....
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kuchh der tak wo fauji na jane andar kya dhoondata raha aur phhir jab wapas aaya to uske hath me ek scale thi...jisme centimeter ke kayi unit ghis chuke the...uske scale ki jarjar halat dekhkar mere khas dost Arun ne apni nayi-naveli scale uski taraf badhayi...jisase wo fauji bhadak gaya...
"dushmano aur unke hathiyaro par kabhi yakin nahi karna chahiye...do kadam peechhe hat..." "teri *** ki chut, teri *** ka bhosda..."Arun ek baar phhir silent mode me aa gaya....
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mera anuman tha ki fauji hume good work kahkar yaha se jaane dega,lekin humare job ki diameter ko apni jarjar scale se napte hue wo na jaane kaha kho gaya..wo kabhi bahar jakar diameter check karta to kabhi waha lage bulb ki roshani me check karta....aur 15-20 minutes ki kashmkash ke baad usne Arun ko ghoora...
"diameter 1 Millimeter jyada hai.." "itna to chalta hai sir..."
"jung ke maidan me 1 millimeter se nishane ka chuk jana matlab jung haar jana..." "samajh gaya Sir "bolte hue Arun ne uske hath se job liya aur meri taraf aaya,...
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Jaise-jaise din beet rahe the first year ke students ki ragging bhi parwan chadh rahi thi...kuchh senior garden me to kuchh recess ke waqt class me....kuchh canteen me to kuchh city bus me....mujhe in sab chutiya kamo me koyi interest nahi tha,isliye filhal to main is chutiyape se door tha...lekin mere khas dost Arun ki ray is mamle me kuchh alag hee thi aur khatarnak bhi...alag isliye kyunki wo hostel ke ladko se na bhidkar city ke students ki ragging leta tha aur khatarnak isliye kyunki ye ek naye combat ki neev rakh raha tha...Arun janta tha ki yadi mujhe uski is harkat ke baare me maloom chalega to main use bahut pelunga isiliye kayi din tak to Arun ki is harkat ka mujhe koyi khabar nahi thi aur phhir ek din.... "Arman...locha ho gaya hai,chal jaldi canteen me..."
"abhi nahi..."bf ko exit marte hue maine kaha,taki jab wo mere pass aaye to ye na jaan paye ki main bathroom ko sperm donate karne ki taiyari me laga tha
"abey mazak ka time nahi hai...ladayi ho gayi first year ke ek ladke se..."
"to jana pel de use..."
"wo city ka hai aur kahta hai ki Gautam ko wo janta hai..." "chal..."
hostel se bahar canteen ki taraf aate hue maine Arun ko galiya di ki usne in sabki shuruat hee kyun ki... "maine sirf canteen me use dekhkar uska naam puchha to sale ne akad kar mujhe aankh dikhayi..." "phhir..."
"phhir maine sale ko ek jhapad pel diya...to reply me usne mujhe jor se dhakka diya..."
"aur dhakka khane ke baad tu yaha mere pass aa gaya, kya soch kar aaya tha ki Sardar bahut khush hoga "
"abey 7-8 launde khade ho gaye us waqt uske sath..."
"aur ye tu mujhe abhi bata raha hai bakchod...pahle bataya hota to aur laundo ko sath me le aata..."bolte hue maine Arun ke sath canteen me entry mari....
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waha baithe students ko dekhkar main turant samajh gaya ki wo 7-8 ladke kaun hai...wo sab ek hee table par baithe the aur Arun ki taraf dekhkar has rahe the....
"abey ye tujhe dekh kar has rahe hai kya..."maine Arun se puchha... "haan..."
Iske baad jab un ladko ne Arun ko hath se ganda ishara kiya...to Arun unki taraf jane laga.... "Arun tu kuchh mat karna..."
"*** chod dunga salo ki..."
"phhir main aakhiri baar bol raha hoon ,shant hee rahna..."
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Wo ladke mujhe dekhkar bhi bindas baithe has rahe the,..maine bagal wali table se ek chair khiskayi aur unhi ke pass baith gaya....
"bahut uchak rahe ho be..."
"ab tu humari ragging lene aaya hai..."
"ragging nahi main to tum logo se rishta banane aaya hoon...aao Kaun banega crorepati khelte hai..to pahla sawal ye raha aapke thobde ke samne...
tum sab Gautam ke dam par uchak rahe ho ya phhir Varun ke..." "khud ke dam par..."unme se ek ne jawab diya...
"ye samajh lo ki abhi jo maine question puchha wo 1 crore ka hai..to please apne us answer ko explain karoge..."
"actually baat ye hai bete ki thik ek saal pahle ek Arman naam ke ladke ne fourth year ke kayi seniors ko
thoka tha ,to hum log usi se inspired hokar ye sab kar rahe hai..hum 7-8 ladko ka group ne decide kiya hai ki yadi koyi bhi senior humari ragging lene aayega to hum uski hee ragging lenge....sath me Gautam ka thoda support bhi hai ,isliye city ke seniors hume kuchh nahi bolte..lekin hostel ke seniors ke gand me keeda machal raha hai,jise hum maar kar rahenge..."
"sahi jawab...agla sawal aapke thobde ke samne ye raha....kya tum log Arman ko jante ho ya phhir use kahi dekha hai..."
"nahi.."iska bhi jawab usi ladke ne diya jisne mere pahle sawal ka jawab diya tha"hum logo ko aaye hue do-teen din hee hue hai...isliye hum use nahi jante..."
"Arun....idhar aakar bata to tujhe dhakka kisne diya tha..."
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Jis table par main un 7-8 ladko ke sath baitha tha ,waha aakar Arun ne ek ladke ki taraf ishara kiya aur maine Arun ko kaha ki wo jordar mukka uske chehre me mare....
"abey oye,baap ka raaj hai kya...nikal le warna tujhe bhi dhakke maar ke nikal dunga..."unme se ek khada hote hue bola...
"pahli baat to ye beta ki ,dobara mujhe kabhi beta mat bolna."tad se ek jhapad marte hue maine uski collar pakad li"dusari baat ye ki jisase tum inspire hokar wo sab kar rahe ho...wo main hee hoon...." Main Arman hoon ye jaankar un ladko ka sara josh thanda pad gaya aur phhir Arun ko sorry bolkar wo waha se khisak liye....
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Canteen me ye sab karte waqt mujhe ye andaza nahi tha ki meri ye harkat itna bada roop lene wali hai...lekin uske dusare din jab dammo rani class me khud ki tareef kar rahi thi to college ke peon ne aakar mera aur Arun ka naam liya aur kaha ki hum dono ko principal ne bulaya hai....Principal ka bulawa milne ke turant baad hee main samajh gaya ki ho na ho ye kal canteen wali harkat ka nateeja hai....aur yadi hum dono ragging me fase to phhir Pricipal humara semester back laga sakta tha,jaisa ki usne pichhale kayi sale se kayi ladko ke sath kiya tha.....
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SEMESTER BACK...ye ek aisa shabd tha jisne us waqt hum dono ko apne dar ke saye me jakad rakha tha, dil puri tarah dahal raha tha ki yadi Semester back laga to main kya karunga....gharwale to jaan hee le lenge, aur Arun ka inspector baap to hum dono ko goli hee maar dega....yaha exam me ek subject pass karne me paseene chhut rahe hai aur ye Principal direct semester back laga raha hai.... ghar par kitni badnami hogi, mere first semester ke result ke baad jin logo ke muh khul chuke the wo aur bhi khul jayenge...
Dil aur dimag ki is adhedbun me fase hue main aur Arun Principal office ke andar dakhil hue...aur jaisa ki maine class se nikalte waqt socha tha,thik waisa hee hua....do-teen ladke Principal Sir ke samne baithe hue the.....
"Jail jane ki taiyari kar lo tum dono...kyunki inhone tum dono ke khilaf F.I.R. Kar di hai..."
"what the hell..."main andar hee andar cheekha ,chillaya....kyunki waha baithe dono ladko me se ek ke sar me to ek ke hath me patti bandhi hui thi....
"dono ne bahut lambe se fasaya hai...ab to pakka gharwalo ko khabar hogi..."
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Abhi Principal ke cabin me khade hee the ki do security officerwale andar aaye aur hum sabko security officer station chalne ke liye kaha.....
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"raat ke 11 baje facebook par kya kar rahi hai billi..."fb par Esha ko online dekhkar maine ek messege tapkaya...
Maine Esha ko messege to kar diya tha lekin main janta tha ki wo reply nahi karne wali...aur sath me
main ye bhi janta tha ki wo reply kaise karegi.... "pyar me meri deewanagi dekhna tum...
yadi khud ko na mita diya to kahna..."
"iska matlab kya hua Arman "usne turant reply kiya...
"kuchh nahi..wo to main kisi dusari ladki ko bhej raha tha ,galti se tumhe pahuch gaya...." "it's ok..."
Maine socha tha ki Esha ab mujhse us ladki ka naam puchhegi ,lekin usne aisa nahi kiya...sach me ladkiyo ke bare me sari theory galat ho jati hai
"kya kar reli hai is waqt..."
"wo main tumhe kyun batau..." "kyunki....Iiiiii"
"hmmm"
"kuchh " "Lol ! "
"double Lol " "triple Lol..."
"ye Lol-Lol khelne ke mood me hai..."maine socha aur phhir "Lol ka square "likhkar send kiya aur jawab
me usne"square of Lol ka sqare"bheja... "Lol infinite...ab aage badha " "Lol infinite+ 1 Lol...."
"ab band kar ye sab "
"pahle bolo ki tum haar gaye..."
"ok meri maa..is Lol-khol ke game me tu jeeti main hara...ab khush" "yaaa...i won..."
"worldcup bhi doo kya..." "Lol..."
"waise tumne bataya nahi ki tu is waqt kisase bhidi thi facebook par..." "college ki ek friend thi meri..."
"ladki hai "
"haan...lekin ye tum kyun puchh rahe ho..." "setting karwa na..."
"shut up...."
"main to aise hee bol raha tha...dil par mat le...muh me le..." "Arman, i don't like this kinda mazak...kkk"
"not kkk..."
"kk ,GN..."
"kitna jaldi ispar bhoot sawar ho jata hai..."Esha ke offline hone ke baad main badbadaya aur usi waqt Arun ,Saurabh ke sath room me dakhil hua...
"kaha ghoom raha hai be..."maine Arun se puchha...
"pani peene gaya tha...raste me Saurabh mil gaya...to socha aaj raat time pass ho jayega..." "lawda mera time pass..."Saurabh taav me aakar bola"main workshop ki copy lene aaya hoon..."
Arun se workshop ki copy lene ke baad Saurabh waha se jane laga lekin phhir peechhe palat kar bola ki bollywood ke jis-jis gane me Judai word hai ,uske jagah par Chudai word lagakar hum dono time pass kar sakte hai....
"example de do ek..."
"example...hmmm,...jaise ki...char dino ka pyar-o-rabba...lambhi chudai..lambi chudai..."
Saurabh ke jane ke baad Arun kuchh der tak bollywood ke gano ki gand marta raha aur main so gaya....
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dusare din subah mujhe kuchh jyada hee need aa rahi thi isliye maine Arun ko kah diya ki wo akele college chala jaye,main direct dusare period me aaunga....aur jab main dusara period attend karne college gaya to gate ke pass hee mujhe Vibha dikh gayi....
"kuchh kaam-vaam se aayi hogi,sali...ya phhir Varun se chut marwane aayi hogi..."maine aisa socha aur Vibha ko fully ignore marte hue aage badha....
"Arman...tum aaj first period me nahi the...right ! "
"haan...to usme kaun si badi baat hai...wo to aksar hota rahta hai..."peechhe palatkar maine Vibha ko jawab diya...
"ab tum apne baat karne ka lahja sudhar lo aur aaj se har din first period me dikhna...kyunki first period fluid mechanics ki hai..."
"hello...har ladki Pratibha Patil nahi hoti,jo main uski baat manta phhiru..." "i am your new teacher of fluid mechanics..."
"o teri ye kab hua...kaise hua...kyun hua..."
"ye kal hua aur meri brilliance ke karan hua....kyunki tumhare FM ke purane teacher ka transfer dusare college me ho gaya hai..."
Vibha pahle jo bhi rahi ho lekin ab wo meri teacher thi...yani ke bahut sara number uske hath me tha...isliye maine Vibha ko usi waqt good morning kaha aur class ke andar ghusa....
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"ye BC ,kaiso-kaiso ko teacher rakh lete hai,humare college me...salo ne humare college ko aaganbadi ka college bana diya hai...ab Vibha hume FM padhayegi..."apni mandali me shamil hote hee main cheeka...chillaya...
"uski *** chod dunga...BC jyada uchak rahi thi class me, khud to har 5 minute me book dekhti thi aur maine jab uske ek question par kitab palat li to sali ki jhaate sulag gayi..."mere waha baithte hee Arun bhi cheekha...chillaya aur uski aawaz se janwaro ki tarah chilla rahi sari class ekdum se shant hokar Arun ke taraf dekhne lagi....
"muh me ghusa dunga,yadi kisi ne meri taraf dekha to..."Arun ek baar phhir jor se cheekha...
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jab class ka mahol normal hua aur sare students phhir se janwaro ki tarah halla machane lage to maine Arun se kaha ki thoda dhyan se be,ladkiya bhi hai yaha...
"sab...sab sali randi hai...ladki ke naam par kalank hai,inko dekhkar sari aurat jaat se nafrat hone lagti hai aur Vibha to Maha MC hai...sali kutiya,chhinar,lawda ka baal, kukur ki jhaat, gende ka spurm,ghode ki gand...hai wo..."
"agree...ja hila ke aa,relax ho jayega..."
"ye idea mujhe kyun nahi aaya...main abhi aata hoon hila ke...chal tu bhi chal.." "main ek ghante pahle hee ye kar chuka hoon,tu ja..."
"bose dk,mutth marne ke liye class bunk karta "mujhe gariyate hue Arun class se nikal gaya.... "kisi ne meri proxy mari kya be ya phhir apsent chadh gaya..."
"maine koshish ki thi,lekin pakda gaya..."Sulabh ne apna hath khada karke kaha..."tere sath-sath mera bhi attendence cut..."
"koyi baat nahi, Nayi-nayi teacher bani hai to kuchh josh jyada hai..."
"Sidar ke baare me maloom chala..."Sulabh jo ki mere bagal me baitha tha usne mujhse puchha... "nahi.."
"Sidar isi shahar me rahega.. NTPC me uski job lag gayi hai..."
"kya baat kar raha tab to MTL bhai se party leni padegi..." "ya..true.."Sulabh ne kaha...
Sulabh hight aur health-wealth me mujhse kam tha lekin dimag ke mamle me wo mujhse kahi aage tha...yadi koyi teacher apna lecture khatm karne ke baad apna ghisa-pita dialogue marte hue bole ki"ise kohi samjha payega puri class ko..."to sabse pahla hath Sulabh ka uthta tha...aur wo teachers ke lectures ko modify karke bahut hee shaleenta se samjhata....ya phhir ye kahe ki Sulabh ki catching power bahut jabardast thi...
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Mujhe ye jaankar thodi khushi hui ki Sidar isi shahar me hai aur usase bhi badi khushi tab hui,jab unhone party ke liye haan kar diya...
"yaar bhookh lagi hai...aana kuchh kha-pee kar aate hai..."apne pet par hath firate hue Arun bola... "chalo..."main,Sulabh aur Saurabh...waha se uthe aur canteen ki taraf chal diye....
first year me hostel ke jis senior ne meri ragging li thi wo ab ek saal ke baad mujhe dikhne laga tha...wo mujhse ek shabd bhi nahi bolta lekin uski aankhe bahut kuchh kah jati thi...wo kuchh soch raha tha,shayad mere bare me ya phhir apne badle ke baare me....aur is waqt wo Canteen me mere samne wali chair par Varun ke sath baitha hua tha....
"Arman ye sala tujhe ghoor raha hai...tu bol to abhi sale ko chowmein fek ke marta hoon..." Arun ne hostel ke us senior ko ghoorate hue kaha...
"kahe ko faltu me ladayi kar raha hai...tu apna tanki jaisa pet bhar..." "jaisi teri marzi..."
Dil to mera bhi kar raha tha ki hostel ke us asteen ke saanp ka main muh kuchal du...lekin maine aisa kuchh nahi kiya,kyunki mere sixth sense ne mujhe bahut bade lafde ki chetawani de dali thi...jisme meri haar hui thi..jo filhal main nahi chahta tha....
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"ek-ek plate samosa mast bana ke dena be...."Arun ne canteen me saaf-safayi karne wale ek chhote ladke se kaha....
"wo dekh samne...tere fav. Couple.."Saurabh Canteen ke gate ki taraf ishara karte hue bola... "ye to Esha aur Gautam hai..."
"dekh...kaise chipki rahti hai Esha ,Gautam se...meri baat maan abhi waqt hai, usko chhod aur dusari dhoondh...first year me is baar dhansu maal aayi hai..."
"chup kar be...yahi to pyar hai pagle.."
"kya ghanta ka pyar hai...Esha ne tujhe ek nazar utha kar nahi dekha..."
"haan yar, usne to totally ignore mar diya..."kahte hue maine apne chehre par hath se tek lagayi aur Esha ko dekhne laga....jo ki Gautam ko pasand nahi aaya, wo apni jagah se utha aur seedhe meri taraf badhne laga....
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"haan yar, usne to totally ignore mar diya..."kahte hue maine apne chehre par hath setek lagayi aur Esha ko dekhne laga....jo ki Gautam ko pasand nahi aaya, wo apni jagah se utha aur seedhe meri taraf badhne laga....
Gautam ko apni taraf aata dekh mere andar ek hal chal si mach gayi aur apne dosto ke samne is halchal ko chhupane ke liye maine cigarette ka order de diya.....
"ye college Canteen hai ,tera ghar nahi...jo tu yaha beedi-cigarette ki farmaish karega to tujhe mil jayegi..."
"kuchh der baad main to daru ka order dene wala tha..."
"bakwas band kar aur ye bol ki basketball practice karne ka kya lega...."humare samne ek khali chair par baithkar Gautam bola"ye mat samajh lena ki ye sab main kah raha hoon ya phhir main chahta hoon ki tu humari team me aaye...aisa to coach ne kaha hai....pata nahi unhe kya dikh gaya tujhme...jabki humare pancho main players achchha khelte hai..."
"achchha khelna alag baat hai aur match jeetna alag baat hai...tum sab beshak court me damdar khel khelkar apni team ko aage rakh sakte ho ,lekin tum isase match jeet nahi paoge..."
"to tere kahne ka matlab tu wo player hai..." "99 % ,sure hoon.."
"to phhir aaj sabke samne ek-ek match ho jaye...jisme sirf main aur tu rahenge...."
"sorry...not interested..."bolte hue maine canteen me order serve karne wale us chhote se ladke ko ishare se apne pass bulaya...
"bol na dar gaya..."
"Arman kyun isko jhel raha hai...tu bol to abhi isko pel du..."apne daant chabate hue Arun ne kaha.... "chal shuru ho ja..."Varun, jo ki samne wali ek table par baitha tha ,waha se uthkar seedhe humari taraf aaya aur sath me hostel ka wo senior bhi....
"haan bol ,kya bol raha tha..."Arun ki taraf nazar gadakar Varun ne puchha aur Sulabh ko waha se jane ke liye kaha...kyunki Sulabh city me rahta tha aur Varun ke kuchh dosto se uski dosti bhi thi....
"ab bol,challenge accept karega ya nahi.."Gautam ab bhi apni baat par atka hua tha....
"main tujhe apna final result batau ,usase pahle ek kahani sun....jab main 7th class me tha tab mere college ka principal mujhe bahut pareshan kiya karta tha...sala class me har uch-neech ka jimmedar mujhe thahrata tha aur phhir marta bhi bahut tha...us waqt na to mujhe wo Principal pasand tha aur na hee wo college...main chahta tha ki wo mujhe khud college se nikal de...isliye maine ek do baar bahut bade-bade kand bhi kiye...lekin mujhe college se nikalne ki bajay usne mujhe sirf mara-peeta aur phhir ghar par shikayat bheji...usase pareshan hokar maine ek din apne college ke principal ki beti ko jakar seedhe yahi kaha ki ""kya wo mujhe apni chut degi..."" aur uske baad Principal ne turant mujhe college se nikal diya...."
"is kahani ki batti banakar pichhwade me bhar le.."
"ye kahani sunakar main tum sabko ye samjhana chahta tha ki yadi mujhe jo chiz pasand ho to use hasil karne se tum sabka baap bhi nahi rok sakta...aur jo chiz main pasand nahi karta ,uske liye mera baap bhi kuchh nahi kar sakta...."
"kya tune aaj college aane se pahle ye socha tha ki aaj teri thik waisi hee pelayi hogi...jaise ki first year me hui thi..."
"Arun , Dangi uncle Ko phone laga kar bol ki kuchh ladke mujhe dhamka rahe hai..." "Dangi kaun...S.P. "
"haan..."
"tu use janta hai..."
"aksar sham ki chay unhi ke bunglow par peeta hoon...yakin na ho to jakar kisi se bhi puchh lena...ya phhir last year Sidar ke hath se thukayi hone wale is gandul se puchh le..."
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Us din Canteen me pakka koyi lafda ho jata yadi maine ain waqt par S.P. Ka naam na liya hota to...S.P. Ka naam sunkar wo teeno peechhe laut gaye aur hum teeno bade aaram se nikle....Arun mujhse hamesha puchhta rahta tha ki main ye sab kaise soch leta hoon...ekdum achanak se aise dhansu ideas mere bheje me kaise aa jate hai....jiska jawab maine use bas ek smile dekar diya lekin sach ye tha ki ye sab situations mere dimag me bahut pahle se chhap chuki thi...main apne man se hee khud ko kisi pareshani me daal
kar usase bahar aane ka tareeka dhoonda karta tha....aur aaj jo kuchh hua ye to bahut normal si baat thi...yadi aaj canteen me 20 log bhi mujhe marne ke liye aaye hote to main un sabse nipat leta....aap chahe to mujhe Aeroplane se neeche fek de ya phhir beech Samundar me ship se neeche utar de...main waha bhi aapko zinda rahne ke kayi tareeke bata sakta hoon...kyunki maine aisi problems me khud ko kayi baar khwab me fasaya aur nikala hai...jisme Google maharaj ki bhi bahut badi kripa rahi hai....lekin mere dwara use kiye gaye techniques ki koyi guarantee nahi hoti ki wo hamesha fit hee baithegi...kya pata meri hee technique kabhi meri jaan bachane ke bajay mujhe aur kamjor bana de.....
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"Arman aaj daru peete hai..."
"wo workshop ka fauji,humare upar machine chadha dega...yadi aaj copy check nahi karwayi to..." "*** ki chut uski....sale ka lund todkar lathe machine se kaat dunga"
"chup kar be...ek to ye damyanti bore kar rahi hai,upar se tu tu jakar kahi aur baith na..." "bhad me jaye tu aur tera wo fauji aur teri maal damyanti....apun to daru aur Divya se hee khush hoon..."
"damyanti meri maal "
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"bhad me jaye tu aur tera wo fauji aur teri maal damyanti....apun to daru aur Divya se hee khush hoon..."
"damyanti meri maal "
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"aur jor laga...abey bakchod ulta kyun dhakel raha hai...peechhe se dhakka de...."Arun room ke bahar kisi ko gariyate hue kuchh samjha raha tha....
"thaka diya be tune..."Saurabh andar aate hue bola....
Aur meri nazar room ke andar abhi-abhi ghaseet kar laye hue almirah par padi... "abey ye kiski almirah chura ke laye ho..."
"Saurabh ki hai..."kamar par hath rakhkar hafte hue Arun ne jawab diya.... "to ise yaha kyun laya hai..."
"ab main bhi isi room me rahunga..."bolkar Saurabh ne Arun ko uthaya aur apna bistar utha kar lane ke liye Arun ko pakad ke le gaya.....
"sale dono gay hai...mujhe to dono ko pahli baar dekhte hee shaq ho gaya "
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"tune apna room change kyun kiya...matlab ki yaha already do the aur ab teesara....tu.."Saurabh ka bed jab mere bed ke bagal me shift ho gaya to maine puchha...
"wo mera room partner lafda karta hai sala...raat ko 10 baje light band karne ko kahta hai aur bolta hai ki wo subah uthega....isliye meri padhayi jo thodi-bahut raat ko hoti hai...wo nahi ho pati....dusara sala roj subah-subah uthkar light jala deta hai aur jor-jor se ratta marta hai,is vajah se meri neend puri nahi ho pati..."
"Arman...tere mobile me net chal raha hai na..."Arun apne mobile me kuchh dekhte hue bola.. "haan..."
"la de...Divya online hai, abhi uska messege aaya hai..." "lekin main bf download kar raha hoon..."
"abey pause maar usko..."
Downloading rok kar maine mobile Arun ko diya aur phhir aaj college me jo padhaya tha uspar ek nazar mari...is beech Saurabh apna saman shift karne me aur Arun divya se chat karne me bhida raha...
"abey yar, aadha ghanta to ho gaya hai, ab to mobile " "ruk ja do minute...goodbye bol deta hoon....."
Divya ko good bye bolne ke baad Arun ne mobile mujhe diya aur Saurabh ke sath net pack dalane chala gaya....
"main bhi thodi der facebook chalata hoon kya pata Esha online mil jaye..."
maine fb khola to usme Arun ki id log in thi, wo log out karna bhool gaya tha...Divya aur Arun kya baat karte hai ye janne ke liye maine unke messeges padhna shuru kar diya..
Divya-hiii..
Arun-hello dear... Divya-how are you ? Arun-maze me...
Divya-tumne mera new status like nahi kiya ? Arun-abhi dekha nahi...
Divya-comment bhi kar dena... Arun-thik hai
Divya-aaj jo dress pahan kar main aayi thi wo kaisi thi... Arun-ekdum jhakkas....aur sunao kya chal raha hai...
Divya-kuchh nahi..
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"sale dono kitna boring baate karte hai "maine Arun ki id logout ki lekin jaise mujhe kuchh yaad aaya aur maine turant login karke Divya ki id open ki.....
"Divya Srivastava....iska surname Srivastava hai...ye to phhir bhi thik hai...lekin jo main soch raha hoon,wo na ho " lekin meri sari tab bekar ho gayi jab Divya ki id me maine family option me Gautam(brother) ki id dekhi....
"gaye beta kaam se...Divya to Gautam ki bahan hai ,ye Arun bhi ek number ka chutiya hai,jo Gautam ki bahan ko set kar raha hai....pitega sala..."
uske baad maine Divya ki sari photos dekh mari, kayi photo me wo Gautam ke sath thi...
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"abey chodu, Janta hai Divya kaun hai..."Arun aur Saurabh ke aate hee main Arun par chillaya... "kaun hai..."
"Gautam ki bahan hai Divya..."
"to kya hua..."
"jab uska baap tere gand me danda dalega ,tab bolna kya hua..main bolta hoon abhi sali ko unfriend kar de..."
"Sher log kabhi nahi darte aur waise bhi jab tu Gautam ki maal par nazar daal sakta hai to main Divya ko line kyun na maru...."
Arun ki is baat ka mere pass koyi jawab nahi tha aur maine Saurabh ki taraf dekhkar Arun ko samjhane ke liye kaha....
"abhi apun bahut mehnat karke aa rela hai...apun ko sone ka hai...bhad me jao tum dono aur tum dono ki item aur Gautam...."
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"sahi hai..."
"kya sahi hai be...jab laat khayega tab mat bolna ki maine tujhe nahi samjhaya tha..."maine aakhiri koshish ki...
"dekh be Arman, maine bhi koyi kachchi goliya nahi kheli hai...jab tu Esha ke peechhe pagal ho sakta hai to main Divya ke peechhe kyun nahi..."
"pahli baat ye ki Esha mere left side me hai aur dusari baat ye ki main...main hoon....matlab ki main situations ko sambhalna janta hoon..."
"to tere kahne ka matlab ye hai ki tu mujhse jyada hoshiyar hai..." "officially yes..."
"to tere kahne ka matlab ye hai ki main situation nahi sambhal sakta..." "bilkul..."
"to tere kahne ka matlab ye hai ki tu mujhse jyada smart hai..." "haan "
"to tu ye kahna chahta hai ki tu mujhse jyada handsome hai..."
"teri to..chup kar sale..jaise teri wo maal Divya bore karti hai waise hee tu bhi bheja khata hai....ab gand mara, mujhe koyi matlab nahi tujhse aur teri us maha pakau, bewkoof Divya se...."
"Esha se to hoshiyar hee hai..." "agree uncle, ab chup ho jao..."
Mere aur Gautam ya phhir kahe ki Mere aur Varun ke beech situation aur bhi jyada hyper hone wali thi...kyunki ek taraf jaha Arun,Gautam ki bahan ko patane me tula hua tha ,wahi main Gautam se uski maal chheen raha tha...bole to double attack....iska nateeza kafi bhayanak hone wala tha ,jiski khabar mere sixth sense ne mujhe usi din de diya tha,jab mujhe maloom chala tha ki Divya, Gautam ki bahan hai....lekin maze ki baat ye thi ki mujhe ek saal baad maloom chala ki Gautam ki bahan bhi is college me padhti hai aur wo Esha ki khas dosto me se hai...yun to Esha ko ghoorte waqt,college me uska peechha karte waqt Divya ko maine kayi baar dekha tha lekin kabhi uspar dhyan nahi diya aur na hee class ke laundo ne mujhe kabhi bataya,jabki class ke har ladke ko pata tha,ab mujhe first year ke kuchh flash back bhi yaad aane lage ,jab recess ke waqt Gautam ,jaha first year ki class lagti hai, waha aaya karta tha....ab mujhe recess me Gautam ke aane ka karan samajh me aa raha tha...ek to wo Esha se milne aata tha aur dusara wo Divya ki nigrani karta tha ki uske peechhe koyi ladka to nahi pada hai...main ye sachchayi jaankar behad hee shocked hua tha, kyunki bhu ne bhi mere samne kabhi Divya ke baare me jikra nahi kiya....
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"may i come in mam..."maine class me enter hone ke liye Vibha se permission mangi.... "class start hue already twenty minutes ho chuke hai...kaha the tum teeno..."
"wo mam hostel ka pani khatm ho gaya tha..."main kuchh bolta uske pahle hee Saurabh bol pada"to pani khatm hone ke karan late ho gaye..."
"yaha hostel ka aur kaun-kaun hai..."Vibha ne class me baithe students se puchha to aadha darjan ladko aur ladkiyo ne apne hath garv se khade kar diye....
"mam ,ye log naha kar nahi aaye honge , "aur phhir Saurabh ne ek ladke ko jisne abhi tak hath khada kiya hua tha uski taraf ungali dikhakar bola"mam,ye to kabhi nahata hee nahi aur na hee kabhi kapde saaf karta hai..."
"ok...ok, andar aa jao...sabki pol kholne ki koyi jaroorat nahi hai..."
"thank you "hum teeno ne kaha aur andar aakar sabse peechhe wali bench me ladkiyo ke peechhe jakar baith gaye....
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Arun ne jo address mere mobile par messege kiya tha ,waha pahuchkar maine ek room ka darwaza khatkhataya aur jab ek ladka bahar nikla to maine usase Vishwakarma ke baare me puchha....
"aap kaun ho..."
"main Vishwakarma ka dost hoon...Vishwakarma kaha hai..."
"maloom nahi hai kya, Vishwakarma sir yaha do mahine pahle rahte the...ab unki padhayi complete ho gayi hai to ye room chhodkar ja chuke hai..."
"unka koyi number wagerah hai kya..."uske room par nazar dalte hue maine kaha....
jis room me Vishwakarma rahta tha ,wo ek chhota sa room tha,jaisa ki aksar bahar padhne wale ladke ko hota hai...deewaro par ek taraf kayi bikni pahne hue ladkiyo ki photos lagi hui thi to dusari taraf ek bade se dil me Vishwakarma aur Nisha ka naam likha hua tha....
"ek number hai...du kya"
Maine haan me sar hilaya to usne Vishwakarma ka number mujhe de diya aur jab main waha se wapas jane laga to wo ladka bola...
"lekin ye number to ek saal se band hai..."
"phhir main is number ka kya achar dalunga...koyi dusara number de ,jo chalu ho..."
"wo mere room partner ke pass hoga,lekin wo abhi hai nahi....ek kaam karo aap kal aakar milo..." "ye sahi rahega..."maine kuchh socha aur phhir apna number us ladke ko dekar kaha "sun na yar,ye
mera number hai...yadi tera wo dost aa jaye ,jiske pass Vishwakarma ka number hai to...please use bol dena ki wo Vishwakarma ka number mujhe send kar de..."
"thik hai bol dunga...aur kuchh..."
Meri nazar ek baar phhir deewar par thik usi jagah padi,jaha par bade se dil ke andar Vishwakarma aur Nisha ka naam likha hua tha....
"ye Vishwakarma ke sath kis ladki ka naam likha hua hai..." "isko baare me mat puchho bhaya...josh aa jata hai..."
"thik hai,main chalta hoon...aur dhyan se apne dost ko bol dena..."
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"iske baare me mat puchho bhaya...josh aa jata hai..."
"thik hai,main chalta hoon...aur dhyan se apne dost ko bol dena..."
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Us ladke se milne ke baad main pure din beech-beech me apna mobile check karta raha ki kahi koyi messege to nahi aaya hai...lekin meri is mehnat ka result zero nikla...na hee kisi ka call aaya aur na hee koyi messege....
"pakka bhool gaya hoga ullu..."
frustation me maine kaha aur balcony ke pass akar ek cigarette jalayi....cigarette ke kash marte hue maine ek nazar Nisha ke ghar ke taraf dali....pure colony me Nisha ka ghar alag se hee dikh raha tha, uske ghar ka structure hee colony ke dusare flat se alag aur bada tha...jis vajah se yadi koyi us taraf se guzare to uski nazar Nisha ke alishan ghar par pad hee jati thi.khandani rahis hona bhi bahut sukun deta hai...na to koyi tension aur na hee koyi depression ki mera future kya hoga...maine apni zindagi ke char saal isi depression me guzare the ki engineering complete hone ke baad main kya karunga....lekin Nisha ke sath aisa nahi tha wo to apne maa-baap ki puri jaydad ki akeli varis thi....
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"abey tu kab aaya..."Varun ne room ke andar aate hee puchha...
"bas abhi 2-3 ghante hue honge aaye hue "uske hath me pack kiye hue khane ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha....
"kaam hua..."
"1 % hua ,99 % baki hai..." "matlab..."
"matlab ki ye wahi Vishwakarma hai,jiski taalash mujhe thi...lekin wo ab ye shahar chhod kar ja chuka hai..."
"to ab aage kya..."
"ek ladke ke pass number hai Vishwakarma ka...usi ke messege ka intezaar kar raha hoon..." "main kya bolta hoon..."khane ki packets ko kholte hue Arun ne kaha"pahle khana kha lete hai..."
"aur khana khane ke baad so jate hai aur sone ke baad sab kuchh bhool jate hai...hai ,sale bhukkad "
"abey meri puri baat to sun...pahle khana khaying then going to us chutiya ke room then manging usase Vishwakarma ka mobile number then calling Vishwakarma ko aur at the end calling Vishwakarma and asking about Nisha...kya bolta hai Arman ,solid plan hai na..."
"khane me kya hai..."ek chair kheechkar Arun ke bagal me baithte hue maine puchha....
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Khana khane ke baad hum teeno Varun ki car me sawar hokar ,Vishwakarma ke address ki taraf badhe , uske room ka darwaza band tha aur jab maine darwaza khatkhataya to ek dusare ladke ne darwaza khola.....
"yes..."
"Vishwakarma ka number hai na aapke pass..." "haan..lekin aap kaun..."
"main uske college ka dost hoon...mujhe uska number dena to..."
Us ladke se Vishwakarma ka number lene ke baad maine use thanks kaha aur Wapas Varun ki car me baithkar apne flat ki taraf chal pade....Mujhse ab ek pal ka bhi intezaar nahi ho raha tha isliye maine car me baithe-baithe hee Vishwakarma ko call kiya...
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"hello..."
"hello..Vishwakarma ji bol rahe hai kya..." "yes...aap kaun..."dusari taraf se aawaz aayi... "aapse kuchh puchhana tha..."
"kya..."
"Nisha ke baare me..."
Nisha ke baare me sunkar dusari taraf kuchh der tak khamoshi chhayi rahi... "who are you..."
"actually main aapse aage baat karu uske pahle main kuchh point clear kar dena chahta hoon...jaise ki meri Nisha se shadi hone wali hai lekin mujhe wo pasand nahi aur main kuchh aisa karna chahta hoon,jisase ki Nisha se meri shadi toot jaye....ab aap samajh hee gaye honge ki main kis baare me baat kar raha hoon..."
kuchh der tak Vishwakarma phhir shant ho gaya aur main idhar hello...hello ki dhun chillata raha.... "haan main sun raha hoon..."
"to batao phhir..." "kya batau..."
"apne aur Nisha ke baare me..."
"hmm...ek number ki rapchik item hai wo beedu...shadi kar le usase mast chodne me maza aayega..." "mera sawal kuchh dusara "thoda vajan dekar maine kaha...
"ab kya batau yar tere ko,tu uska hone wala husband hai...tu mat hee puchh to better rahega..." "main chahta hoon ki usase meri shadi na ho...to please koyi aisi baat batao,jisko sunne ke baad mera kaam ho jaye..."
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Vishwakarma phhir kuchh der tak chup raha aur main ek baar phhir kuchh der tak hello...hello ka rag gata raha....
"sab bata du..."
"haan ..."
"to suno mere laal...jisase teri shadi hone wali hai na Nisha...usko apun ne set kiya tha aur uski seal college ke bathroom me todi thi...sali bahut nakhre karti thi..mujhpar hukum chalati thi....kuchh mahino tak mujhe jab bhi mauka milta to main use ragadta...lekin phhir baad me wo natak karne lagi...akele me main jab bhi uske doodh aur chut sahlata to gussa ho jati...aur ek ladke ka naam liya karti ki wo use bahut achchha lagta hai..."
"kis ladke ka..."
"maloom nahi..kuchh Arkhan..Arjan karke naam tha us launde ka..." "Arman...."maine uski yaddasht ko sahi karne ke liye apna naam bataya...
"haan...haan yahi naam tha us ladke ka jiska jikra Nisha hamesha karti thi...lekin tere ko Uske baare me kaise maloom..."
"thik waise hee jaise tere baare me maloom...aage bata..."
"to aage ye hua ki,sali wo kuchh-kuchh pagal hone lagi...bistar par achanak hee wo Arman naam lekar mujhe pukarti aur phhir ek din usase mera break up ho gaya..."
"uske baad..."
"uske baad kya...maine use pure college me badnaam kar diya ki wo sabse chudwati rahti hai...maine ye tak college me bola ki usko to uska baap bhi chodta hai....bole to ekdum us sali ki G fad di..."
"uske baad..."maine kaha...
ye sab sunte hue mere body ka temperature badhne laga tha aur yadi Vishwakarma is waqt mere samne hota to Varun ki puri car uske pichhwade me ghusa deta.....
"uske baad kya...sali pagal ho gayi aur jab tak main college me raha uski barabar leta raha...alam to ye tha mere laal ki pura college use randi tak kahne laga tha...."
"aur tune kuchh nahi kiya..."
"na...main kyun kuchh karunga...mujhe to ye sab dekhkar bahut maza aata tha....mera man karta tha ki sali ko sabke samne nanga karke belt se khoob maru aur phhir uske muh me mutth maar du....waise tera naam kya hai..."
"Arman...aur sun be BC yadi dobara ye sab kisi aur se kaha to tere body me jaha-jaha chhed dikhega wahi chodunga...phone rakh MC ,"
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call disconnect karne ke baad main thoda udas ho gaya tha kyunki ek taraf Nisha jhoothi sabit ho gayi thi to wahi dusari taraf usne itna kuchh jhela...mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha....ek taraf main uspar bahut gussa tha to dusari taraf uske ateet ke baare me jaankar dil challi hua ja raha tha....ek taraf dil Nisha se ye puchhane ke liye bechain tha ki usne mujhse jhooth kyun bola to dusari taraf uske zakhmo ko phhir se hara karne ka darr mujhe aisa karne se rok raha tha....
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"chalta hai yar,relax...be a man"Arun ne kaha.... "relax aur itna sab kuchh janne ke baad..." "mere pass ek idea hai...ja mutth maar ke aa..."
"ab yadi tune kuchh aur kaha to main tujhe maar dunga..." "maine kya kiya "
Kuchh der tak hum teeno me se koyi kuchh nahi bola...Arun aur Varun andar baithkar Ek-dusare ke baare me ek-dusare se puchhate rahe aur main cigarette ka packet uthakar balcony par khada ho gaya aur Nisha ke ghar ki taraf dekhne laga....is waqt dil aur cigarette dono sath-sath jal rahe the....
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"mere pass ek idea hai,Arman.... ateet ke samundar me chalkar maze karte hai...bole to, kahani aage badha ...is tarah tera mind bhi relax ho jayega "
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"mere pass ek idea hai,Arman.... ateet ke samundar me chalkar maze karte hai...bole to, kahani aagebadha...is tarah tera mind bhi relax ho jayega "
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"Sir job completed..."turning shop ke fauji ki taraf dekhkar maine kaha... "kya..."
"Sir job completed..."main ek baar aur cheekha... "network kharab hai, pass aakar bolo...Over..."
"ye sala khud ko army ka sipahi samajhta hai..."turning shop wale budhe ko gali bakte hue maine Arun ko uske pass jane ke liye kaha....
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"Sir humara experiment complete ho gaya..."uske pass jakar Arun bola aur job uske samne wali table par rakh diya....
turning shop wale fauji ki umra aur uske aankh me number wala chashma dekhkar maine socha tha ki thodi-bahut minor mistake wo nahi dekh payega...lekin jab Arun ne job usko dikhaya to wo ekdum taav se utha...
"yaha ka morcha sambhale rakhna main gun lekar aata hoon..."
"teri *** ki chut, teri *** ka bhosda"silent mode me Arun ne apna muh chalaya....
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kuchh der tak wo fauji na jane andar kya dhoondata raha aur phhir jab wapas aaya to uske hath me ek scale thi...jisme centimeter ke kayi unit ghis chuke the...uske scale ki jarjar halat dekhkar mere khas dost Arun ne apni nayi-naveli scale uski taraf badhayi...jisase wo fauji bhadak gaya...
"dushmano aur unke hathiyaro par kabhi yakin nahi karna chahiye...do kadam peechhe hat..." "teri *** ki chut, teri *** ka bhosda..."Arun ek baar phhir silent mode me aa gaya....
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mera anuman tha ki fauji hume good work kahkar yaha se jaane dega,lekin humare job ki diameter ko apni jarjar scale se napte hue wo na jaane kaha kho gaya..wo kabhi bahar jakar diameter check karta to kabhi waha lage bulb ki roshani me check karta....aur 15-20 minutes ki kashmkash ke baad usne Arun ko ghoora...
"diameter 1 Millimeter jyada hai.." "itna to chalta hai sir..."
"jung ke maidan me 1 millimeter se nishane ka chuk jana matlab jung haar jana..." "samajh gaya Sir "bolte hue Arun ne uske hath se job liya aur meri taraf aaya,...
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Jaise-jaise din beet rahe the first year ke students ki ragging bhi parwan chadh rahi thi...kuchh senior garden me to kuchh recess ke waqt class me....kuchh canteen me to kuchh city bus me....mujhe in sab chutiya kamo me koyi interest nahi tha,isliye filhal to main is chutiyape se door tha...lekin mere khas dost Arun ki ray is mamle me kuchh alag hee thi aur khatarnak bhi...alag isliye kyunki wo hostel ke ladko se na bhidkar city ke students ki ragging leta tha aur khatarnak isliye kyunki ye ek naye combat ki neev rakh raha tha...Arun janta tha ki yadi mujhe uski is harkat ke baare me maloom chalega to main use bahut pelunga isiliye kayi din tak to Arun ki is harkat ka mujhe koyi khabar nahi thi aur phhir ek din.... "Arman...locha ho gaya hai,chal jaldi canteen me..."
"abhi nahi..."bf ko exit marte hue maine kaha,taki jab wo mere pass aaye to ye na jaan paye ki main bathroom ko sperm donate karne ki taiyari me laga tha
"abey mazak ka time nahi hai...ladayi ho gayi first year ke ek ladke se..."
"to jana pel de use..."
"wo city ka hai aur kahta hai ki Gautam ko wo janta hai..." "chal..."
hostel se bahar canteen ki taraf aate hue maine Arun ko galiya di ki usne in sabki shuruat hee kyun ki... "maine sirf canteen me use dekhkar uska naam puchha to sale ne akad kar mujhe aankh dikhayi..." "phhir..."
"phhir maine sale ko ek jhapad pel diya...to reply me usne mujhe jor se dhakka diya..."
"aur dhakka khane ke baad tu yaha mere pass aa gaya, kya soch kar aaya tha ki Sardar bahut khush hoga "
"abey 7-8 launde khade ho gaye us waqt uske sath..."
"aur ye tu mujhe abhi bata raha hai bakchod...pahle bataya hota to aur laundo ko sath me le aata..."bolte hue maine Arun ke sath canteen me entry mari....
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waha baithe students ko dekhkar main turant samajh gaya ki wo 7-8 ladke kaun hai...wo sab ek hee table par baithe the aur Arun ki taraf dekhkar has rahe the....
"abey ye tujhe dekh kar has rahe hai kya..."maine Arun se puchha... "haan..."
Iske baad jab un ladko ne Arun ko hath se ganda ishara kiya...to Arun unki taraf jane laga.... "Arun tu kuchh mat karna..."
"*** chod dunga salo ki..."
"phhir main aakhiri baar bol raha hoon ,shant hee rahna..."
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Wo ladke mujhe dekhkar bhi bindas baithe has rahe the,..maine bagal wali table se ek chair khiskayi aur unhi ke pass baith gaya....
"bahut uchak rahe ho be..."
"ab tu humari ragging lene aaya hai..."
"ragging nahi main to tum logo se rishta banane aaya hoon...aao Kaun banega crorepati khelte hai..to pahla sawal ye raha aapke thobde ke samne...
tum sab Gautam ke dam par uchak rahe ho ya phhir Varun ke..." "khud ke dam par..."unme se ek ne jawab diya...
"ye samajh lo ki abhi jo maine question puchha wo 1 crore ka hai..to please apne us answer ko explain karoge..."
"actually baat ye hai bete ki thik ek saal pahle ek Arman naam ke ladke ne fourth year ke kayi seniors ko
thoka tha ,to hum log usi se inspired hokar ye sab kar rahe hai..hum 7-8 ladko ka group ne decide kiya hai ki yadi koyi bhi senior humari ragging lene aayega to hum uski hee ragging lenge....sath me Gautam ka thoda support bhi hai ,isliye city ke seniors hume kuchh nahi bolte..lekin hostel ke seniors ke gand me keeda machal raha hai,jise hum maar kar rahenge..."
"sahi jawab...agla sawal aapke thobde ke samne ye raha....kya tum log Arman ko jante ho ya phhir use kahi dekha hai..."
"nahi.."iska bhi jawab usi ladke ne diya jisne mere pahle sawal ka jawab diya tha"hum logo ko aaye hue do-teen din hee hue hai...isliye hum use nahi jante..."
"Arun....idhar aakar bata to tujhe dhakka kisne diya tha..."
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Jis table par main un 7-8 ladko ke sath baitha tha ,waha aakar Arun ne ek ladke ki taraf ishara kiya aur maine Arun ko kaha ki wo jordar mukka uske chehre me mare....
"abey oye,baap ka raaj hai kya...nikal le warna tujhe bhi dhakke maar ke nikal dunga..."unme se ek khada hote hue bola...
"pahli baat to ye beta ki ,dobara mujhe kabhi beta mat bolna."tad se ek jhapad marte hue maine uski collar pakad li"dusari baat ye ki jisase tum inspire hokar wo sab kar rahe ho...wo main hee hoon...." Main Arman hoon ye jaankar un ladko ka sara josh thanda pad gaya aur phhir Arun ko sorry bolkar wo waha se khisak liye....
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Canteen me ye sab karte waqt mujhe ye andaza nahi tha ki meri ye harkat itna bada roop lene wali hai...lekin uske dusare din jab dammo rani class me khud ki tareef kar rahi thi to college ke peon ne aakar mera aur Arun ka naam liya aur kaha ki hum dono ko principal ne bulaya hai....Principal ka bulawa milne ke turant baad hee main samajh gaya ki ho na ho ye kal canteen wali harkat ka nateeja hai....aur yadi hum dono ragging me fase to phhir Pricipal humara semester back laga sakta tha,jaisa ki usne pichhale kayi sale se kayi ladko ke sath kiya tha.....
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SEMESTER BACK...ye ek aisa shabd tha jisne us waqt hum dono ko apne dar ke saye me jakad rakha tha, dil puri tarah dahal raha tha ki yadi Semester back laga to main kya karunga....gharwale to jaan hee le lenge, aur Arun ka inspector baap to hum dono ko goli hee maar dega....yaha exam me ek subject pass karne me paseene chhut rahe hai aur ye Principal direct semester back laga raha hai.... ghar par kitni badnami hogi, mere first semester ke result ke baad jin logo ke muh khul chuke the wo aur bhi khul jayenge...
Dil aur dimag ki is adhedbun me fase hue main aur Arun Principal office ke andar dakhil hue...aur jaisa ki maine class se nikalte waqt socha tha,thik waisa hee hua....do-teen ladke Principal Sir ke samne baithe hue the.....
"Jail jane ki taiyari kar lo tum dono...kyunki inhone tum dono ke khilaf F.I.R. Kar di hai..."
"what the hell..."main andar hee andar cheekha ,chillaya....kyunki waha baithe dono ladko me se ek ke sar me to ek ke hath me patti bandhi hui thi....
"dono ne bahut lambe se fasaya hai...ab to pakka gharwalo ko khabar hogi..."
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Abhi Principal ke cabin me khade hee the ki do security officerwale andar aaye aur hum sabko security officer station chalne ke liye kaha.....
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