14-03-2019, 01:44 AM
Chapter-17:Three bottle of M.D.
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Meri tarah wo khud bhi janti thi ki mujhe jana to hai hee, isliye usne mujhe rukne ke liye na kahkar sirf itna hee puchha....
"jana to padega ,Nisha...par wada karta hoon,wapas jarooraaunga..."
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Mere is jawab par wo sirf mujhe dekhti rahi, is waqt wo kya soch rahi thi shayad main janta tha...lekin wo waqt hee aisa tha ki main chahkar bhi waha nahi rook paya,wo apni aankho me udasi ka gahra sabab liye uljhan me fansi mere samne khadi thi.....use us halat me dekhkar jee kiya ki use khud se lipta loon aur kabhi na chhodu...wo shayad andar hee andar ye bol bhi rahi thi ki main na jaaun....
uski is halat ko main bakhoobi samajh raha tha,kyunki ek din main bhi aise hee kisi ke samne khada tha aur yahi dua maang raha tha ki wo na jaaye ! Us waqt mere muh se ek shabd tak nahi nikla, main uska naam lekar na to use pukar paya aur na hee use rok paya aur wo hamesha ke liye mujhse door chali gayi, sala kabhi -kabhi ek naam itna zakhm de jata hai ki uske baad us zakhm par duniya bhar ki saari dua
,duniya bhari ki saari dawa beasar ho jaati hai,is waqt bhi kuch kuch Aisa hee ho raha tha...main ab bhi Nisha ke samne khada tha aur wo ab bhi mujhe dekh rahi thi......
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ishQ ki raaho me tootkar bikhre kuch Arman is tarah ki maut ne marne se pahale saari daastan puchhi aur jab saari daastan, sare dard maut ko sunaya to wo sar se kafan hatakar ye bolkar chala gaya ki "ab yadi tere karib aur raha to,maut ko bhi maut aa jayegi....."
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"chalta hoon, mere pass itna bada ghar nahi hai...jaha aaram se baithkar khana khaya jaye, abhi jakar loha pighlana hai...."
Wo phhir chup rahi, wo mujhe aise dekh rahi thi,jaise ki aakhiri baar dekh rahi ho aur iske baad wo mujhe kabhi dekh hee nahi payegi.....main uske karib gaya aur uski kamar me hath daalkar apni taraf kheench kar bola...
"tere ghar me naukar bhoot hai kya,jo kabhi dikhte nahi..ya phhir ghar ka sara kaam tujhe karna padta hai...."jate-jate uske chehre par muskan lane ki koshish karte hue maine kaha...."chal aaja, kal raat wala game khelte hai..."
Mera aisa kahna tha ki usne turant inkar karte hue apni gardan right to left kar di.... "mazak kar raha hoon, baad me milta hoon...bye"
bolte hue main Nisha ke ghar se bahar aaya aur jab gate ke pass pahucha to waha hamesha apne chhote
se room me rahne wale chaukidaar ne mujhe ghoora, jawab me maine bhi use aankhe dikhayi..... "chal bhag yaha se..."
"beta achchhe se pahara de,warna is mahine ki pagar kaat lunga...."bolkar main waha se haste hue dauda aur apne flat par pahucha.....
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"kya beta, bahut rapchik maal set karke rakkhi hai...mera bhi jugad hai kya..."
"murder kar degi tera wo, "sofe par baithkar maine Arun se kaha"waise time kya hua hai..." "11 baj chuke hai...."
"aaj bhi late "
"jaldi se inform kar de,warna wo tujhe laat maar ke nikal denge...."
"ek kaam karta hoon...."Varun ki taraf dekhkar maine kaha"jaise Varun ne chhutti le rakkhi hai,main bhi kuch dino ke liye chhutti le leta hoon....kya bolta hai..."
"superb idea....isi khushi me papa bol..." " "
lagatar do din se daaru pee-pee kar hum teeno bore ho gaye the ,aur aaj daru peene ka man waise bhi
nahi tha....jaha ek taraf Nisha se jhooth bolkar main yaha gappe lada raha tha, wahi wo shayad shaam hone ka intezaar kar rahi thi....
"tere first Semester ke exam tak ka sara kand Arun ne kal raat me bata diya..."cigarette jalane ke liye usne mujhse machis maangi , lekin jab machis nahi mili to maine uske muh se cigarette nikal kar apne muh me daali aur bola "ab dekh main cigarette jalata hoon...."
uske baad maine gas ka lighter uthaya aur gas jalakar cigarette sulgayi...... "tu deepika ko pel paya ki nahi...aur Vibha ka kya hua tha..."
"direct result batau ya phhir class chalakar lecture sunau...." "maza to direct result me hai ,lekin phhir bhi lecture hee suna...." "Arun, tu break fast taiyar kar...."
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Exam BC itne bure gaye the ki main kisi ek paper tak me sure nahi tha ki clear ho jayega...kabhi-kabhi raat ko sapne me main dekhta ki meri 6 me 6 back lag chuki hai.... Finally exam khatm hua aur last paper jis din tha us din main subah se hee khush tha...kyunki aaj ke baad mere gardan par itne dino se latka hua exam ka ghanta utarne wala tha aur main result aane tak to aish kar hee sakta tha.....aakhiri paper dene ke baad main aise khush tha jaise ki main pura universe apne kabje me kar liya ho...na hee dopahar me neend lagi aur na hee bhookh...socha ki mutth hee maar liya jaye lekin wo karne ka bhi man nahi kiya, bahut der tak pakad kar hilate rahne ke bawzood bhi jab nahi gira to mera hath dard dene laga
aur maine mutth marna chhod diya
us din mujhe ahsaas hua ki wakayi me meri efficiency solid hai,...us din ki dopahar badi mushkil se guzari
,sham hote tak humne kahi ghumne ghamne ka plan banaya...aur ye fix hua ki shahar ke sabse bade mall me jayenge...lekin tabhi Arun bola...
"bar chalte hai,..."
Bar ka naam sunkar main aur bhu ek dusare ka muh taakne lage, kyunki humne abhi tak socha bhi nahi tha ki hume bar bhi jana chahiye,Bar aaj tak maine sirf filmo me hee dekhe the ya phhir kisi dusare ke
muh se suna rakh tha aur mujhe itna maloom chal chuka tha ki andar daru bahut mehangi milti hai....maine purse me nazar dali , paisa bharpur tha ,aur waise bhi jab tak jeb me dus hazar ka mobile ho to ghabrane ki kya , maine apni gardan haan me hilayi...phhir kya tha, kahi se bike jugad ki aur raat ko 9 bajte hee bar ke liye nikal gaye......
"yaar Arun, ye bar wale BC paisa bahut lete hai daru-waru ke...." "ab kya karega dena to padega hee..."
"gadi side me rok ek dhansu idea aayela hai bheje me...."
Mere kahne par jab Arun ne bike sadak ke kinare rok di tab main bola"apan teeno bahar se hee daru peekar chalte hai, mast nashe me tun hokar jayenge...."
"soch le, kahi welcome party ki tarah kuch ulta seedha hua to..."
"kuch nahi hoga,yadi kuch hua to main sab sambhal lunga..."bhu beech me seena chauda karte hue bola aur josh josh me turant apne jeb se 200 nikal kar mujhe pakdaya aur ek botal M.D. Lane ke liye kaha.......
"abey kisi dhabe me chalkar peete hai,us din ki tarah nahi...sala hangover maar deta hai...shukra manao ki wo neem ke ped ke neeche wali ladki dikhi nahi ,warna pakad ke bharti wo...."
"ab chale...."
"chalo, daudo,bhago...."
phhir ek dhabe par rook kar humne khana khaya aur sharab ki teen botal khali ki aur waha paise dekar bike ki taraf badhe....
"Arun...bike main chalaunga..."main bola. Is waqt main un dono se thoda peechhe tha... "beta aankh khul nahi rahi, gadi kya chalayega..."
"teri to..."maine Arun ke hath se bike ki chabhi li aur bike par samne baithkar un dono ko peechhe baithne ke liye kaha,
"yar Arman, bike girls hostel ki taraf le ,us tadkasur ki gand marni hai...us din girls hostel me usi ne mujhe ek jhapad mara tha...."
"abey chup bhu, abhi bar jaana hai..."Arun bhu ke sar par ek hath pelte hue bola....aur is waqt main mast aaram se raat ke 10 baje bike chala raha tha, aur jab city se kat kar apne college wale jungali raste par aaye to ,udhar samne se jo bhi aata ,ya samne jo bhi dikhta use bharpoor gali dete aur bolte ki"dam hai to ukhad ke dikha..."
Ek ne puchha bhi kya ukhadu to maine kaha"apna lawda ukhad ke "
Jaise jaise college ki taraf main bike dauda raha tha, speed badhti ja rahi thi aur meri aankh band ho rahi thi...mujhe aise lagne laga jaise ki main ek super hero hoon aur duniya ko bachane ke liye jaldi se jaldi college pahuchna hai...maine apni ek aankh band karke Accelerater aur pel diya...aur bike seedhe girls hostel ke bahar roki.....
"abey tadkasur ,nikal bahar....."bolkar main cigarette jalane laga...
lekin bhu ko kuch jyada hee gussa aa gaya aur usne do char patthar uthakar hostel ki taraf phhenke...aur har baar kaanch tootane ki aawaz hui , aur uske turant baad kutto ke bhokne ki aawaz aayi aur waha ka chaukidaar humari taraf badha ,jise humne door se dekh liya....
"bhag BC, warna tujhe bhi marunga..."bolte hue bhu ne chaukidaar par bhi patthar barsana shuru kar diya ,lekin jab wo apne dande ko bat banakar cricket khelne laga to hume waha se bhagna pada...gadi ab bhi main hee chala raha tha...main waha se bhagne ke pahle jor jor se chillaya...
"oye moti bhains ,mera naam Gautam hai, mechanical second year...gand me dam ho to ukhad lena...."
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"abey ab to wo Gautam gaya, BC..."
"chal bol papa.....aur ye BC bike kyun ro rahi hai...." "petrol khatm ho gaya hoga..."
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"chal bol papa.....aur ye BC bike kyun ro rahi hai...."
"petrol khatm ho gaya hoga..."
"kya...aise me to thukayi ho jayegi..."main bike ko hilate hue petrol check karne laga....lekin bike nahi hili, Arun aur bhu jo sawar the
"abey utar..."
Jab wo dono bike se utar gaye to maine bike puri taqat se hilayi ,itni taqat se hilayi ki main khud hil gaya aur bike ke sath neeche zameen par aa gira......
"ye BC, bike ki maa ki...kaun laya ye khatari bike..." "jyada lagi to nahi..."
"mard hoon, aisi chhote mote zakhmo ka asar nahi hota...."jhooth bolte hue maine kaha,...itni der me ek shaks Girls hostel ke taraf wali road se humpar tourch marne laga...
"ye BC, tourch kaun maar raha hai, hum teeno par..."
Hum teeno us tourch dikhane wale ko galiya dene lage aur tabhi bhu ne apne 1200 ka tourch chalu karke hum par roshani marne wale ke upar focus kiya.....
"abey bhag ye to chaukidaar hai girls hostel ka...."bhu waha se bhagte hue bola.... "nikal bandook aur maar goli iske gand me..."Arun bola....
"bandook nahi missile chhodte hai, sale ke upar...yahi chithade-chithade ho jayenge iske sharir ke...."maine bhi garra kar kaha....
Girls hostel ka chaukidaar jo kuch der pahle humari taraf aa raha tha,wo jaha tha wahi rook gaya ,aur ek baar phhir hum par light mari....
"GAUTAM...."maine jaanbuchkar Arun ko Gautam kahkar pukara"Gautam, bomb fod de sale ke upar...." "abhi fodta hai..."
wo chaukidaar ab bhi waha khada hume dekh raha tha, uske aage aane ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi, tabhi maine neeche jhukkar ek patthar uthaya aur uski taraf phhenka....
"aaaaaaaa....."chillate hua chaukidar waha se bhag gaya....
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"bhu land....kaha ghusa hai bhu land..." "sshhhh...idhar hoon "
"BC, apne 1200 ka light jala...."
Uske baad ab hum teeno ke samne pareshani ye thi ki petrol lene kaun jaye....petrol pump waha se 2 se 3 K.M. door tha aur is waqt hum teeno ek sunsan sadak par khade the...jaha hume kisi ka dar nahi tha
Pahle to petrol lane ka kaam hum teeno ne ekdusare par thopa...lekin single jane ke liye jab hum teeno me se koyi bhi razi nahi hua to plan ye bana ki hum teeno bike ko ludhkate hue petrol pump tak le jayenge, waha petrol bharwa kar ,bar jayenge aur bar me disco diwani par dance karenge.......
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College ke hostel highway se thoda andar tha ,abhi hum teeno usi road par the,isliye pahla kaam ye tha ki kaise bhi karke highway par aana...jaha hum khade the ,waha se highway ko jodne wale sirf do raste the, ek rasta Girls hostel ke just samne se hokar nikalta tha to dusara jungle ke andar ki bhool bhuliyaa se hokar jata tha....Girls hostel ke samne is waqt bahut log jama ho gaye honge aur unme se kahi koyi hume pahchan na le, iska dar tha....waise bhi Election aur welcome party ke baad main kafi famous ho gaya tha, isliye us raste se highway tak jana khud ko goli marne ke barabar tha.....isliye hum teeno waha se turant jungle ke andar kat liye, taki Girls hostel se koyi jhaanke to hume dekh na paye....Arun is waqt bike ludhka raha tha aur main cigarette ke kash marte hue Arun se aage ka rasta puchh raha tha..... "chal lawda ,girls hostel ki ladkiyo ko chod ke aate hai..."bhu ekdum achanak se bhadak kar bola,...
"kya hua be..."
"chodne ka man kar raha hai,kisi ko.."
"ek kaam kar paint ki zib khol ,lawda nikal...aur hilana shuru kar de...andhera hai,koyi nahi dekh payega...."
"abey Arun, ye tu us bhootni wale raste se kyun le ja raha hai..."meri baat ko ignore karte hue bhu chillaya...
"yahi ek rasta hai..."
"BC, wo atma hum teeno ko dikh gayi to....gala kaat kar ped par latka degi..."
"aisa kya..."main bola"maine ye bhi suna hai,ki jiski height kam hoti hai...uska kaleja kaatkar wo kha jati hai "
"kam height matlab......main...abey hat"
bike ludhka-ludhka kar hum teeno us neem ke ped ke pass pahuche ,jaha par ek ladki logo ko kitaab liye hue dikhayi deti thi...."
"Arun,rook...moot ke aata hoon..."bolkar main usi neem ke ped ke thik neeche gaya aur mootkar aaya, mujhe aisa karte dekh Arun aur bhu bhi waha pahuche aur moot kar hum teeno jungle wali road ke andar ghuse.....
"yar Arman...ab wo laundiya,neem ke ped ke neeche padh nahi payegi..."
"wo kyun..."
"hum teeno ne jo kar diya hai waha...uski badboo se wo kuch study nahi kar payegi ,so sad "
"sab sala chutiyapa hai, koyi bhoot chut nahi hai udhar...warna do baar hum waha gaye,wo hume dikhi kyun nahi..."
"kisi ne ek baar bhi neem ke ped ke upar nazar mari thi kya..."itni der me bhu bola...jise sunkar hum teeno ke kadam wahi ke wahi rook gaye,...
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bhu sahi kah raha tha, hum teeno ne ped ke upar ek baar bhi nahi dekha tha,..aur is waqt anjaane me hee mujhe aisa lagne laga ki wo laundiya,us neem ke ped ke upar baithi thi....
"ek baar dekh ke aaye kya,..."bhu ne ek baar phhir apna muh fada...
Sala abhi tak main aur Arun kitna daring ban rahe the,lekin ab hum dono ki halat khasta ho gayi thi, Arun ka to pata nahi,lekin meri situation aisi thi ki mudkar peechhe dekhne tak ki himmat nahi thi,aur rahi sahi kasar waha bahne wali hawao ne puri kar di....jaise hee humare peechhe kuch halchal hui ,hum teeno waha se teji se khisak liye...Arun bike ka handle sambhale bike dauda raha tha aur main,bhu bike ko peechhe se dhakka de rahe the......
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highway ki direction hume maloom thi,isliye hum teeno usi taraf badhe, aur thodi hee der me teachers ke sarkari ghar nazar aane lage to hum teeno ne chain ki saans li....
"wakayi me fat gayi thi be..."highway par aakar main hanfte hue bola..."bhu fale, tu apna muh band karke rakkha kar...kha mkha gand faad diya..."
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Waha se Petrol pump tak pahuchane me hume mushkil se 15 min. Lage, bike ki tank petrol se full karwayi aur bike par baithe....shuru-shuru me to humne socha tha ki shanti se sarifo ki tarah petrol bharwa kar paise denge aur waha se chalte banenge...lekin achanak hee Arun ko na jaane kya soojha wo mere kaan me fusfusaya...
"abey chal bhag chalte hai...bina paise diye..." "sach me..."
"haan..."
"ek min. bhaiya, bike aage badhakar paise deta hoon..."bolkar maine bike kam speed me thoda aage badhayi aur phhir jor se accelerator dekar waha se rafu chakkar ho gaye....apni is harkat par hum teeno hee pet pakad kar hans
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"ek min. bhaiya, bike aage badhakar paise deta hoon..."bolkar maine bike kamspeed me thoda aage badhayi aur phhir jor se accelerator dekar waha se rafu chakkar hogaye....apni is harkat par hum teeno hee pet pakad kar hans pade
haste-khelte, sadak par chal rahe logo ko gariyate hue hum teeno bar pahuche...bar ka name tha" imperial blue...."
"aye, sala ye to daru ke naam par bar ka naam hai..."Arun bike se utarkar bola,
bhu ab bhi bike par sawar tha aur jaise hee wo bike par se utra,dhadam se zameen par gir gaya.... "abey sale, bhopu...aisi gandul harkate karega to bar wale andar nahi ghusne denge..."
"*** chod dunga sabki... "apna ek hath bar ki taraf karke bhu bola"mazal kiski jo mujhko andar aane se roke..."
"oye Arun, ye khud ko jungle ka raja to samajh raha hai" "mere ko bhi yahi laging...chal aaja andar chalte hai...."
bhu ke baye side main aur daye side Arun khada hua, hum dono ne use pakad rakkha tha,taki wo bar ke pahalwano ke samne aandu pandu harkate na kare.....humara plan kamyab raha, hum teeno bina kisi rok tok ke andar ghuse....main pahli baar kisi disco bar ke andar aaya tha,isliye main had se jyada excited tha...main bar ke andar pauva peekar jhoomane wali ladkiyo ko dekhna chahta tha aur phhir ekdum filmi style me jo bhi hot item nashe me dikhe,uske sath dance karna chahta tha....main abhi ye sab soch hee raha tha ki humare jungle ke raja bhu mahashay ne jordar seeti bajayi aur jaha khade the wahi apna langar dance shuru kar diya kuch log jo dance karne me busy the, unhone to koyi gaur nahi kiya...lekin waha bahut se log matlab ki couples aise the jo table par baithkar aaram se baate kar rahe the...wo bhu ki is harkat par hans pade.....ek aur chiz jo maine notice ki wo ye ki waha sabse kharab kapde humi teeno ki thi...bar me kaam karne wale waiters tak ne bhi chamchamat suit pahan rakkha tha......daru peekar to full talli the,isliye jaha chhote-chhote glass me daru mil raha tha ,humne us taraf dekha tak nahi aur seedhe aakar ek table par baith gaye.....
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"Excuse me sir , would you like something to eat or drink...." safed suit mare hue ek shaks humare pass aaya,
"mera naam hai Arun..."Arun ne usko dekhkar kaha"ye hai Arman, aur ye hai bhu...iska waise pura naam bhupesh hai, lekin short me humlog ise bhu kahte hai..."
"ok..."
"ye hai Arman ,ise pyar se log Arman hee kahte hai..." "ok "
"and main hoon Arun ,mujhe bhi log pyar se Arun hee kahte hai..."
"ok , would you like something to eat or drink " "haan chahiye na..."
"kya..."
"teeno ke liye bharpet pani la..."isi ke saath hum teeno jor se hans pade,... "nice joke..."
"ye burmari ke, tumhari himmat kaise hui,humare samne zubaan kholne ki, bhag jao yaha se warna hum tumhe maut ki saza denge..."bhu ekdum Raja wali style me bola....
"guards...."usne bahar khade pahalwano ko aawaz di aur uske turant baad hum teeno bahar nikal diye gaye....
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Hum teeno ko apni ye bejjati bardasht nahi ho rahi thi ki ,kisi ne hume dhakke maarkar....ek ne to laat bhi mari bahar nikal diya,..mood teeno ka kharab tha,lekin kya kare,hum me itni taqat bhi to nahi thi ki bahar khade un pahalwano ko pel sake...lekin unhe maare bina dil bhi bechain hua ja raha tha,... "abey main bike chalata hoon,tum dono ek-ek patthar utha lo..."ekdum dheere se Arun bola"aur jab bike me baith jaye, to puri taqat se un guards par patthar fek dena, BC unka sar phhat jana chahiye,,,." Arun ne bike ki handle sambhali aur main, bhu patthar dhoondhane lage...lekin sali kismat hee kharab thi,aas-pass koyi bhi dhang ka patthar nahi mila.....
"ek kaam karte hai,thodi door chalkar patthar uthate hai aur phhir in salo ko thokte hai...." "mast plan "
Uske baad humne bilkul waisa hee kiya, hum teeno thoda aage gaye aur ek-ek patthar uthakar kar wapas bar ke samne khade hue....bar ke bahar khade pahalwano ne hume aankh dikhayi aur tabhi humne apna kaam kar diya, bhu ne seedhe pet me daga aur maine ek aankh band ki ,mujhe is waqt sirf aur sirf us pahalwan ka takla dikhayi de raha tha...isliye mera nishana thik uske sar par ja laga....bike to chalu hee thi, isliye is karname ke baad hum teeno waha se turant furr ho gaye....aur ek baar phhir hum teeno pet pakad kar hans rahe the......
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Ab humara kahi aur jaane ka plan nahi tha,isliye Arun ne bike seedhe hostel wale road me mod di thi... "yar Arman, deepika mam ko call lagakar bula,sali ko chodte hai aaj...BC ne bada hard viva liya tha..."bike chalate hue Arun ne kaha...
"number nahi hai sali ka..."
"mere pass hai...."bhu ne jeb se mobile nikal kar mujhe diya.....us waqt main 80-90 ki speed me sharab peekar bike par sawar tha, na to mujhe waqt ka andaza tha aur na hee kisi aur chiz ka...us waqt jo man me aaye,mere liye wahi sahi tha...jo bhi Arun aur bhu bole, main us waqt wahi karta......deepika mam
,ne call nahi uthaya to maine bhu ko uska mobile de diya....jab deepika mam ko call nahi laga tab main wapas shant hokar aankho me pad rahi mast hawao ka anand lene laga...lekin bhu lagatar deepika mam ko call kiye ja raha tha.....
"le,le...dhar "
"kya hua..."
"deepika chut ne call utha li, bula sali ko..."ye kahkar bhu ne mobile mere hath me thama diya.... "hello..."
"hello..."
"hello..."maine ek baar phhir hello kaha...
"kaun hai..."usne apni aawaz tez karke kaha...
"chut marwa rahi thi kya janeman..."maine bhi aawaz tez karke , us waqt mujhe zara bhi andaza nahi tha ki main kisse aur kis tarah se baat kar raha hoon....
"kaun..."
"Main hoon,jisne tujhe lab me lund chusaya tha...bhool gayi itni jaldi..." "Arman..."usne thoda ruk kar jawab diya...
"yes, aaja hostel ,chodne ka man hai kisi ko...."
Uske baad pata nahi kya hua, main use bolta hee raha aane ko lekin is beech wo kuch nahi boli, thodi der baad mujhe maloom chala ki usne call bahut der pahle hee kaat di thi, bhu ne ek baar phhir uska number lagaya,lekin ab uska number switch off tha....
"kya be ,kahi wo naraz to nahi ho gayi..."
" yahi to pyar hai pagle....right side wala....na to main use chhod sakta hoon, because of her chut and na hee wo mujhe chhod sakti hai because of my lund "
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Meri tarah wo khud bhi janti thi ki mujhe jana to hai hee, isliye usne mujhe rukne ke liye na kahkar sirf itna hee puchha....
"jana to padega ,Nisha...par wada karta hoon,wapas jarooraaunga..."
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Mere is jawab par wo sirf mujhe dekhti rahi, is waqt wo kya soch rahi thi shayad main janta tha...lekin wo waqt hee aisa tha ki main chahkar bhi waha nahi rook paya,wo apni aankho me udasi ka gahra sabab liye uljhan me fansi mere samne khadi thi.....use us halat me dekhkar jee kiya ki use khud se lipta loon aur kabhi na chhodu...wo shayad andar hee andar ye bol bhi rahi thi ki main na jaaun....
uski is halat ko main bakhoobi samajh raha tha,kyunki ek din main bhi aise hee kisi ke samne khada tha aur yahi dua maang raha tha ki wo na jaaye ! Us waqt mere muh se ek shabd tak nahi nikla, main uska naam lekar na to use pukar paya aur na hee use rok paya aur wo hamesha ke liye mujhse door chali gayi, sala kabhi -kabhi ek naam itna zakhm de jata hai ki uske baad us zakhm par duniya bhar ki saari dua
,duniya bhari ki saari dawa beasar ho jaati hai,is waqt bhi kuch kuch Aisa hee ho raha tha...main ab bhi Nisha ke samne khada tha aur wo ab bhi mujhe dekh rahi thi......
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ishQ ki raaho me tootkar bikhre kuch Arman is tarah ki maut ne marne se pahale saari daastan puchhi aur jab saari daastan, sare dard maut ko sunaya to wo sar se kafan hatakar ye bolkar chala gaya ki "ab yadi tere karib aur raha to,maut ko bhi maut aa jayegi....."
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"chalta hoon, mere pass itna bada ghar nahi hai...jaha aaram se baithkar khana khaya jaye, abhi jakar loha pighlana hai...."
Wo phhir chup rahi, wo mujhe aise dekh rahi thi,jaise ki aakhiri baar dekh rahi ho aur iske baad wo mujhe kabhi dekh hee nahi payegi.....main uske karib gaya aur uski kamar me hath daalkar apni taraf kheench kar bola...
"tere ghar me naukar bhoot hai kya,jo kabhi dikhte nahi..ya phhir ghar ka sara kaam tujhe karna padta hai...."jate-jate uske chehre par muskan lane ki koshish karte hue maine kaha...."chal aaja, kal raat wala game khelte hai..."
Mera aisa kahna tha ki usne turant inkar karte hue apni gardan right to left kar di.... "mazak kar raha hoon, baad me milta hoon...bye"
bolte hue main Nisha ke ghar se bahar aaya aur jab gate ke pass pahucha to waha hamesha apne chhote
se room me rahne wale chaukidaar ne mujhe ghoora, jawab me maine bhi use aankhe dikhayi..... "chal bhag yaha se..."
"beta achchhe se pahara de,warna is mahine ki pagar kaat lunga...."bolkar main waha se haste hue dauda aur apne flat par pahucha.....
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"kya beta, bahut rapchik maal set karke rakkhi hai...mera bhi jugad hai kya..."
"murder kar degi tera wo, "sofe par baithkar maine Arun se kaha"waise time kya hua hai..." "11 baj chuke hai...."
"aaj bhi late "
"jaldi se inform kar de,warna wo tujhe laat maar ke nikal denge...."
"ek kaam karta hoon...."Varun ki taraf dekhkar maine kaha"jaise Varun ne chhutti le rakkhi hai,main bhi kuch dino ke liye chhutti le leta hoon....kya bolta hai..."
"superb idea....isi khushi me papa bol..." " "
lagatar do din se daaru pee-pee kar hum teeno bore ho gaye the ,aur aaj daru peene ka man waise bhi
nahi tha....jaha ek taraf Nisha se jhooth bolkar main yaha gappe lada raha tha, wahi wo shayad shaam hone ka intezaar kar rahi thi....
"tere first Semester ke exam tak ka sara kand Arun ne kal raat me bata diya..."cigarette jalane ke liye usne mujhse machis maangi , lekin jab machis nahi mili to maine uske muh se cigarette nikal kar apne muh me daali aur bola "ab dekh main cigarette jalata hoon...."
uske baad maine gas ka lighter uthaya aur gas jalakar cigarette sulgayi...... "tu deepika ko pel paya ki nahi...aur Vibha ka kya hua tha..."
"direct result batau ya phhir class chalakar lecture sunau...." "maza to direct result me hai ,lekin phhir bhi lecture hee suna...." "Arun, tu break fast taiyar kar...."
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Exam BC itne bure gaye the ki main kisi ek paper tak me sure nahi tha ki clear ho jayega...kabhi-kabhi raat ko sapne me main dekhta ki meri 6 me 6 back lag chuki hai.... Finally exam khatm hua aur last paper jis din tha us din main subah se hee khush tha...kyunki aaj ke baad mere gardan par itne dino se latka hua exam ka ghanta utarne wala tha aur main result aane tak to aish kar hee sakta tha.....aakhiri paper dene ke baad main aise khush tha jaise ki main pura universe apne kabje me kar liya ho...na hee dopahar me neend lagi aur na hee bhookh...socha ki mutth hee maar liya jaye lekin wo karne ka bhi man nahi kiya, bahut der tak pakad kar hilate rahne ke bawzood bhi jab nahi gira to mera hath dard dene laga
aur maine mutth marna chhod diya
us din mujhe ahsaas hua ki wakayi me meri efficiency solid hai,...us din ki dopahar badi mushkil se guzari
,sham hote tak humne kahi ghumne ghamne ka plan banaya...aur ye fix hua ki shahar ke sabse bade mall me jayenge...lekin tabhi Arun bola...
"bar chalte hai,..."
Bar ka naam sunkar main aur bhu ek dusare ka muh taakne lage, kyunki humne abhi tak socha bhi nahi tha ki hume bar bhi jana chahiye,Bar aaj tak maine sirf filmo me hee dekhe the ya phhir kisi dusare ke
muh se suna rakh tha aur mujhe itna maloom chal chuka tha ki andar daru bahut mehangi milti hai....maine purse me nazar dali , paisa bharpur tha ,aur waise bhi jab tak jeb me dus hazar ka mobile ho to ghabrane ki kya , maine apni gardan haan me hilayi...phhir kya tha, kahi se bike jugad ki aur raat ko 9 bajte hee bar ke liye nikal gaye......
"yaar Arun, ye bar wale BC paisa bahut lete hai daru-waru ke...." "ab kya karega dena to padega hee..."
"gadi side me rok ek dhansu idea aayela hai bheje me...."
Mere kahne par jab Arun ne bike sadak ke kinare rok di tab main bola"apan teeno bahar se hee daru peekar chalte hai, mast nashe me tun hokar jayenge...."
"soch le, kahi welcome party ki tarah kuch ulta seedha hua to..."
"kuch nahi hoga,yadi kuch hua to main sab sambhal lunga..."bhu beech me seena chauda karte hue bola aur josh josh me turant apne jeb se 200 nikal kar mujhe pakdaya aur ek botal M.D. Lane ke liye kaha.......
"abey kisi dhabe me chalkar peete hai,us din ki tarah nahi...sala hangover maar deta hai...shukra manao ki wo neem ke ped ke neeche wali ladki dikhi nahi ,warna pakad ke bharti wo...."
"ab chale...."
"chalo, daudo,bhago...."
phhir ek dhabe par rook kar humne khana khaya aur sharab ki teen botal khali ki aur waha paise dekar bike ki taraf badhe....
"Arun...bike main chalaunga..."main bola. Is waqt main un dono se thoda peechhe tha... "beta aankh khul nahi rahi, gadi kya chalayega..."
"teri to..."maine Arun ke hath se bike ki chabhi li aur bike par samne baithkar un dono ko peechhe baithne ke liye kaha,
"yar Arman, bike girls hostel ki taraf le ,us tadkasur ki gand marni hai...us din girls hostel me usi ne mujhe ek jhapad mara tha...."
"abey chup bhu, abhi bar jaana hai..."Arun bhu ke sar par ek hath pelte hue bola....aur is waqt main mast aaram se raat ke 10 baje bike chala raha tha, aur jab city se kat kar apne college wale jungali raste par aaye to ,udhar samne se jo bhi aata ,ya samne jo bhi dikhta use bharpoor gali dete aur bolte ki"dam hai to ukhad ke dikha..."
Ek ne puchha bhi kya ukhadu to maine kaha"apna lawda ukhad ke "
Jaise jaise college ki taraf main bike dauda raha tha, speed badhti ja rahi thi aur meri aankh band ho rahi thi...mujhe aise lagne laga jaise ki main ek super hero hoon aur duniya ko bachane ke liye jaldi se jaldi college pahuchna hai...maine apni ek aankh band karke Accelerater aur pel diya...aur bike seedhe girls hostel ke bahar roki.....
"abey tadkasur ,nikal bahar....."bolkar main cigarette jalane laga...
lekin bhu ko kuch jyada hee gussa aa gaya aur usne do char patthar uthakar hostel ki taraf phhenke...aur har baar kaanch tootane ki aawaz hui , aur uske turant baad kutto ke bhokne ki aawaz aayi aur waha ka chaukidaar humari taraf badha ,jise humne door se dekh liya....
"bhag BC, warna tujhe bhi marunga..."bolte hue bhu ne chaukidaar par bhi patthar barsana shuru kar diya ,lekin jab wo apne dande ko bat banakar cricket khelne laga to hume waha se bhagna pada...gadi ab bhi main hee chala raha tha...main waha se bhagne ke pahle jor jor se chillaya...
"oye moti bhains ,mera naam Gautam hai, mechanical second year...gand me dam ho to ukhad lena...."
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"abey ab to wo Gautam gaya, BC..."
"chal bol papa.....aur ye BC bike kyun ro rahi hai...." "petrol khatm ho gaya hoga..."
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"chal bol papa.....aur ye BC bike kyun ro rahi hai...."
"petrol khatm ho gaya hoga..."
"kya...aise me to thukayi ho jayegi..."main bike ko hilate hue petrol check karne laga....lekin bike nahi hili, Arun aur bhu jo sawar the
"abey utar..."
Jab wo dono bike se utar gaye to maine bike puri taqat se hilayi ,itni taqat se hilayi ki main khud hil gaya aur bike ke sath neeche zameen par aa gira......
"ye BC, bike ki maa ki...kaun laya ye khatari bike..." "jyada lagi to nahi..."
"mard hoon, aisi chhote mote zakhmo ka asar nahi hota...."jhooth bolte hue maine kaha,...itni der me ek shaks Girls hostel ke taraf wali road se humpar tourch marne laga...
"ye BC, tourch kaun maar raha hai, hum teeno par..."
Hum teeno us tourch dikhane wale ko galiya dene lage aur tabhi bhu ne apne 1200 ka tourch chalu karke hum par roshani marne wale ke upar focus kiya.....
"abey bhag ye to chaukidaar hai girls hostel ka...."bhu waha se bhagte hue bola.... "nikal bandook aur maar goli iske gand me..."Arun bola....
"bandook nahi missile chhodte hai, sale ke upar...yahi chithade-chithade ho jayenge iske sharir ke...."maine bhi garra kar kaha....
Girls hostel ka chaukidaar jo kuch der pahle humari taraf aa raha tha,wo jaha tha wahi rook gaya ,aur ek baar phhir hum par light mari....
"GAUTAM...."maine jaanbuchkar Arun ko Gautam kahkar pukara"Gautam, bomb fod de sale ke upar...." "abhi fodta hai..."
wo chaukidaar ab bhi waha khada hume dekh raha tha, uske aage aane ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi, tabhi maine neeche jhukkar ek patthar uthaya aur uski taraf phhenka....
"aaaaaaaa....."chillate hua chaukidar waha se bhag gaya....
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"bhu land....kaha ghusa hai bhu land..." "sshhhh...idhar hoon "
"BC, apne 1200 ka light jala...."
Uske baad ab hum teeno ke samne pareshani ye thi ki petrol lene kaun jaye....petrol pump waha se 2 se 3 K.M. door tha aur is waqt hum teeno ek sunsan sadak par khade the...jaha hume kisi ka dar nahi tha
Pahle to petrol lane ka kaam hum teeno ne ekdusare par thopa...lekin single jane ke liye jab hum teeno me se koyi bhi razi nahi hua to plan ye bana ki hum teeno bike ko ludhkate hue petrol pump tak le jayenge, waha petrol bharwa kar ,bar jayenge aur bar me disco diwani par dance karenge.......
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College ke hostel highway se thoda andar tha ,abhi hum teeno usi road par the,isliye pahla kaam ye tha ki kaise bhi karke highway par aana...jaha hum khade the ,waha se highway ko jodne wale sirf do raste the, ek rasta Girls hostel ke just samne se hokar nikalta tha to dusara jungle ke andar ki bhool bhuliyaa se hokar jata tha....Girls hostel ke samne is waqt bahut log jama ho gaye honge aur unme se kahi koyi hume pahchan na le, iska dar tha....waise bhi Election aur welcome party ke baad main kafi famous ho gaya tha, isliye us raste se highway tak jana khud ko goli marne ke barabar tha.....isliye hum teeno waha se turant jungle ke andar kat liye, taki Girls hostel se koyi jhaanke to hume dekh na paye....Arun is waqt bike ludhka raha tha aur main cigarette ke kash marte hue Arun se aage ka rasta puchh raha tha..... "chal lawda ,girls hostel ki ladkiyo ko chod ke aate hai..."bhu ekdum achanak se bhadak kar bola,...
"kya hua be..."
"chodne ka man kar raha hai,kisi ko.."
"ek kaam kar paint ki zib khol ,lawda nikal...aur hilana shuru kar de...andhera hai,koyi nahi dekh payega...."
"abey Arun, ye tu us bhootni wale raste se kyun le ja raha hai..."meri baat ko ignore karte hue bhu chillaya...
"yahi ek rasta hai..."
"BC, wo atma hum teeno ko dikh gayi to....gala kaat kar ped par latka degi..."
"aisa kya..."main bola"maine ye bhi suna hai,ki jiski height kam hoti hai...uska kaleja kaatkar wo kha jati hai "
"kam height matlab......main...abey hat"
bike ludhka-ludhka kar hum teeno us neem ke ped ke pass pahuche ,jaha par ek ladki logo ko kitaab liye hue dikhayi deti thi...."
"Arun,rook...moot ke aata hoon..."bolkar main usi neem ke ped ke thik neeche gaya aur mootkar aaya, mujhe aisa karte dekh Arun aur bhu bhi waha pahuche aur moot kar hum teeno jungle wali road ke andar ghuse.....
"yar Arman...ab wo laundiya,neem ke ped ke neeche padh nahi payegi..."
"wo kyun..."
"hum teeno ne jo kar diya hai waha...uski badboo se wo kuch study nahi kar payegi ,so sad "
"sab sala chutiyapa hai, koyi bhoot chut nahi hai udhar...warna do baar hum waha gaye,wo hume dikhi kyun nahi..."
"kisi ne ek baar bhi neem ke ped ke upar nazar mari thi kya..."itni der me bhu bola...jise sunkar hum teeno ke kadam wahi ke wahi rook gaye,...
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bhu sahi kah raha tha, hum teeno ne ped ke upar ek baar bhi nahi dekha tha,..aur is waqt anjaane me hee mujhe aisa lagne laga ki wo laundiya,us neem ke ped ke upar baithi thi....
"ek baar dekh ke aaye kya,..."bhu ne ek baar phhir apna muh fada...
Sala abhi tak main aur Arun kitna daring ban rahe the,lekin ab hum dono ki halat khasta ho gayi thi, Arun ka to pata nahi,lekin meri situation aisi thi ki mudkar peechhe dekhne tak ki himmat nahi thi,aur rahi sahi kasar waha bahne wali hawao ne puri kar di....jaise hee humare peechhe kuch halchal hui ,hum teeno waha se teji se khisak liye...Arun bike ka handle sambhale bike dauda raha tha aur main,bhu bike ko peechhe se dhakka de rahe the......
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highway ki direction hume maloom thi,isliye hum teeno usi taraf badhe, aur thodi hee der me teachers ke sarkari ghar nazar aane lage to hum teeno ne chain ki saans li....
"wakayi me fat gayi thi be..."highway par aakar main hanfte hue bola..."bhu fale, tu apna muh band karke rakkha kar...kha mkha gand faad diya..."
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Waha se Petrol pump tak pahuchane me hume mushkil se 15 min. Lage, bike ki tank petrol se full karwayi aur bike par baithe....shuru-shuru me to humne socha tha ki shanti se sarifo ki tarah petrol bharwa kar paise denge aur waha se chalte banenge...lekin achanak hee Arun ko na jaane kya soojha wo mere kaan me fusfusaya...
"abey chal bhag chalte hai...bina paise diye..." "sach me..."
"haan..."
"ek min. bhaiya, bike aage badhakar paise deta hoon..."bolkar maine bike kam speed me thoda aage badhayi aur phhir jor se accelerator dekar waha se rafu chakkar ho gaye....apni is harkat par hum teeno hee pet pakad kar hans
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"ek min. bhaiya, bike aage badhakar paise deta hoon..."bolkar maine bike kamspeed me thoda aage badhayi aur phhir jor se accelerator dekar waha se rafu chakkar hogaye....apni is harkat par hum teeno hee pet pakad kar hans pade
haste-khelte, sadak par chal rahe logo ko gariyate hue hum teeno bar pahuche...bar ka name tha" imperial blue...."
"aye, sala ye to daru ke naam par bar ka naam hai..."Arun bike se utarkar bola,
bhu ab bhi bike par sawar tha aur jaise hee wo bike par se utra,dhadam se zameen par gir gaya.... "abey sale, bhopu...aisi gandul harkate karega to bar wale andar nahi ghusne denge..."
"*** chod dunga sabki... "apna ek hath bar ki taraf karke bhu bola"mazal kiski jo mujhko andar aane se roke..."
"oye Arun, ye khud ko jungle ka raja to samajh raha hai" "mere ko bhi yahi laging...chal aaja andar chalte hai...."
bhu ke baye side main aur daye side Arun khada hua, hum dono ne use pakad rakkha tha,taki wo bar ke pahalwano ke samne aandu pandu harkate na kare.....humara plan kamyab raha, hum teeno bina kisi rok tok ke andar ghuse....main pahli baar kisi disco bar ke andar aaya tha,isliye main had se jyada excited tha...main bar ke andar pauva peekar jhoomane wali ladkiyo ko dekhna chahta tha aur phhir ekdum filmi style me jo bhi hot item nashe me dikhe,uske sath dance karna chahta tha....main abhi ye sab soch hee raha tha ki humare jungle ke raja bhu mahashay ne jordar seeti bajayi aur jaha khade the wahi apna langar dance shuru kar diya kuch log jo dance karne me busy the, unhone to koyi gaur nahi kiya...lekin waha bahut se log matlab ki couples aise the jo table par baithkar aaram se baate kar rahe the...wo bhu ki is harkat par hans pade.....ek aur chiz jo maine notice ki wo ye ki waha sabse kharab kapde humi teeno ki thi...bar me kaam karne wale waiters tak ne bhi chamchamat suit pahan rakkha tha......daru peekar to full talli the,isliye jaha chhote-chhote glass me daru mil raha tha ,humne us taraf dekha tak nahi aur seedhe aakar ek table par baith gaye.....
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"Excuse me sir , would you like something to eat or drink...." safed suit mare hue ek shaks humare pass aaya,
"mera naam hai Arun..."Arun ne usko dekhkar kaha"ye hai Arman, aur ye hai bhu...iska waise pura naam bhupesh hai, lekin short me humlog ise bhu kahte hai..."
"ok..."
"ye hai Arman ,ise pyar se log Arman hee kahte hai..." "ok "
"and main hoon Arun ,mujhe bhi log pyar se Arun hee kahte hai..."
"ok , would you like something to eat or drink " "haan chahiye na..."
"kya..."
"teeno ke liye bharpet pani la..."isi ke saath hum teeno jor se hans pade,... "nice joke..."
"ye burmari ke, tumhari himmat kaise hui,humare samne zubaan kholne ki, bhag jao yaha se warna hum tumhe maut ki saza denge..."bhu ekdum Raja wali style me bola....
"guards...."usne bahar khade pahalwano ko aawaz di aur uske turant baad hum teeno bahar nikal diye gaye....
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Hum teeno ko apni ye bejjati bardasht nahi ho rahi thi ki ,kisi ne hume dhakke maarkar....ek ne to laat bhi mari bahar nikal diya,..mood teeno ka kharab tha,lekin kya kare,hum me itni taqat bhi to nahi thi ki bahar khade un pahalwano ko pel sake...lekin unhe maare bina dil bhi bechain hua ja raha tha,... "abey main bike chalata hoon,tum dono ek-ek patthar utha lo..."ekdum dheere se Arun bola"aur jab bike me baith jaye, to puri taqat se un guards par patthar fek dena, BC unka sar phhat jana chahiye,,,." Arun ne bike ki handle sambhali aur main, bhu patthar dhoondhane lage...lekin sali kismat hee kharab thi,aas-pass koyi bhi dhang ka patthar nahi mila.....
"ek kaam karte hai,thodi door chalkar patthar uthate hai aur phhir in salo ko thokte hai...." "mast plan "
Uske baad humne bilkul waisa hee kiya, hum teeno thoda aage gaye aur ek-ek patthar uthakar kar wapas bar ke samne khade hue....bar ke bahar khade pahalwano ne hume aankh dikhayi aur tabhi humne apna kaam kar diya, bhu ne seedhe pet me daga aur maine ek aankh band ki ,mujhe is waqt sirf aur sirf us pahalwan ka takla dikhayi de raha tha...isliye mera nishana thik uske sar par ja laga....bike to chalu hee thi, isliye is karname ke baad hum teeno waha se turant furr ho gaye....aur ek baar phhir hum teeno pet pakad kar hans rahe the......
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Ab humara kahi aur jaane ka plan nahi tha,isliye Arun ne bike seedhe hostel wale road me mod di thi... "yar Arman, deepika mam ko call lagakar bula,sali ko chodte hai aaj...BC ne bada hard viva liya tha..."bike chalate hue Arun ne kaha...
"number nahi hai sali ka..."
"mere pass hai...."bhu ne jeb se mobile nikal kar mujhe diya.....us waqt main 80-90 ki speed me sharab peekar bike par sawar tha, na to mujhe waqt ka andaza tha aur na hee kisi aur chiz ka...us waqt jo man me aaye,mere liye wahi sahi tha...jo bhi Arun aur bhu bole, main us waqt wahi karta......deepika mam
,ne call nahi uthaya to maine bhu ko uska mobile de diya....jab deepika mam ko call nahi laga tab main wapas shant hokar aankho me pad rahi mast hawao ka anand lene laga...lekin bhu lagatar deepika mam ko call kiye ja raha tha.....
"le,le...dhar "
"kya hua..."
"deepika chut ne call utha li, bula sali ko..."ye kahkar bhu ne mobile mere hath me thama diya.... "hello..."
"hello..."
"hello..."maine ek baar phhir hello kaha...
"kaun hai..."usne apni aawaz tez karke kaha...
"chut marwa rahi thi kya janeman..."maine bhi aawaz tez karke , us waqt mujhe zara bhi andaza nahi tha ki main kisse aur kis tarah se baat kar raha hoon....
"kaun..."
"Main hoon,jisne tujhe lab me lund chusaya tha...bhool gayi itni jaldi..." "Arman..."usne thoda ruk kar jawab diya...
"yes, aaja hostel ,chodne ka man hai kisi ko...."
Uske baad pata nahi kya hua, main use bolta hee raha aane ko lekin is beech wo kuch nahi boli, thodi der baad mujhe maloom chala ki usne call bahut der pahle hee kaat di thi, bhu ne ek baar phhir uska number lagaya,lekin ab uska number switch off tha....
"kya be ,kahi wo naraz to nahi ho gayi..."
" yahi to pyar hai pagle....right side wala....na to main use chhod sakta hoon, because of her chut and na hee wo mujhe chhod sakti hai because of my lund "