14-03-2019, 01:42 AM
Part-III:A Call Update-64
us waqt sab kuch ulta ho gaya tha,jaha kuch der pahle tak Nisha ko meri jaroorat thi ,ab wahi mujhe uski jaroorat thi....
Kabhi-kabhi ek bura khwab ek buri haqiqat bankar samne aata hai, wo itna bura aur bhayanak hota hai ki humare zindagi ko sahara dene wale tamam pahaluo ko ek pal me todkar bikher deta hai.....us din bhi kuch aisa hee hua tha, mere us bure khwab ne subah hote hee sach ki safed chadar pahankar meri zindagi me kuch pal ke liye andhera kar diya tha....wo dead dream mere liye khas bhi tha aur sath me
darawana bhi....
wo khas isliye tha kyunki wahi mera ek aisa khwab tha ,jo sach hua tha aur darawana isliye kyunki main usme shamil tha ! Aaj ye pahli baar nahi tha,jab mujhe wo din yaad aaya tha, aksar jaane-anjaane me wo yaad mujhe aa hee jati thi aur beete kuch salo me maine isse nipatne ka tarika bhi dhoondh liya tha, aur usi tareeke ko main abhi Nisha ke bagal me letkar apnane ja raha tha...maine wo kahani wahi se sochana shuru kar diya, jaha tak maine Varun ko sunayi thi....kitna ajeeb ittefak hai ki maine ab bhi aankhe band kar rakkhi hai aur us din jab Arun girl's hostel se aaya tab bhi main apni aankhe band karke bistar par leta hua tha.....
"kaun hai be lawda...BC , bhag ja warna bamboo ghusa dunga pichhwade me..."jab kisi ne darwaza behad hee jor se khatkhataya tab maine gali baki....sala achchha khasa deepika mam ke sath lab wale scene ko yaad kar raha tha.....
"Arman, main hoon Arun..."
"to..."maine bed par lete hue hee kaha"tu kahi ka topchand hai kya,chal bhag yaha se,sham ko aana..." "BC, bhu ko us moti bhains ne pakad liya hai...."
"rook ,kholta hoon darwaza..."
uthkar maine room ka darwaza khola aur Arun ki taraf nazar ghumayi , sale ki puri phhati padi thi,... "kya hua be, ladkiyo ne nakli lund lagakar chod diya kya..."
"hat samne se..."mujhe jor se dhakka dete hue Arun room ke andar aaya aur bistar par apna sar pakad kar baith gaya
"chud gaye yar,Arman...bhu to gaya kaam se, kal principal use laat maar ke nikal dega...."
Maa kasam mujhe us waqt zara sa bhi dukh nahi hua ,jab Arun ne kaha ki bhu ko Principal college se laat maarkar nikal dega, jabki wo mere khas dost ka khas dost tha...main uske bagal me baitha aur jhootha dukh dikhate hue bola"kya hua..."
"Tu sale gay wali harkate mat kar abhi khisak le idhar se,mera munda garam hai..."
"gand mara,..."waha se uthkar main apne bed par wapas pasar gaya aur aankhe band karke wapas deepika mam ke baare me sochane laga....
Waise to 3 hafte baad humara exam tha ,isliye mujhe padhayi ke baare me sochana chahiye tha,lekin us waqt main deepika ke baare me soch raha tha, aur jab deepika se bore ho gaya to,Vibha aur Esha ka number aaya.......
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Uske karib ek ghante baad bhu gand jaisi shakal banakar humare room me ghusa aur ghuste hee ,usne apna naya chashma, ,Arun ke pair me fekate hue bola"tujhe bola tha ,maine ki chal,wapas chal...wo moti saand aa rahi hai,lekin tu...wahi ruka raha aur main phhans gaya..."
"sorry,yar...mujhe maloom nahi tha..."
"kya sorry,usne kal principal ke samne bulaya hai...wo to mujhe ladkiyo se pitwane bhi wali thi...lekin ain mauke par Sidar aur apna chutiya warden pahuch gaye...warna ladkiyo se maar khane ke baad main khud hee college chhod deta...."
"ye bhopu..."maine uske maze lete hue kaha"tujhe maloom hai ki tune abhi -abhi apne 500 ke chashme ko zameen me patak kar chhalli-chhalli kar diya hai...."
"yaaaaaaaa......"bhu apne dono hath failakar aise chillaya jaise jung ke maidan me koyi yoddha dahad
maar raha ho....wo aage bola"BC,500 ka nuksan.... " "kuch soch be Arman..."
"badle me kya milega..."maine puchha...
"le meri gand maar lena,..."bhu gusse se bola.. "denied...kuch aur "
"kya"
"tere item ki gand..."bolte hue main hans pada,lekin Arun aur bhu ko gusse se ubalta dekh main shant hua aur bola"sorry,mazak kar raha tha..."
"plan kya hai..."
Maine ek cigarette jalayi aur dhua bhu ke face par daalkar bola"yaad hai ,ek din hum teeno aise hee baat kar rahe the,to tune kaha tha ki tune form me galat no. Dala hai..."
"haan to,isse bhu ka kya lena dena..."Arun ne puchha... "to phhir bhu ne taav me aakar kya kaha tha,yaad hai "
"yahi ki, bhu ne form me switch off wala mobile no. dala hai..."
"to yadi jaisa maine socha hai uske anusar, humara guru ghantal principal,bhu ke ghar me call karega...aur pahle wo form me se number nikal kar call karega ,aur jab wo number switch off batayega to wo phhir bhu se uske baap ka number mangega..."
"ek min. tujhe kaise maloom ki wo principal iske baap ka number mangega..."
"abey ullu, Principal iske baap ka koyi rishtedar to hai nahi ,jo number mobile me save karke rakhega..wo isi se iske baap ka number puchhega aur is waqt ye Principal ko mera mobile number dega aur khel khatm..."
"aur yadi aisa nahi hua to..."bhu bola...
"90 % aisa hone ki probability hai...aur yadi aisa nahi hua to phhir bhu gaya kaam se..."
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"90 % aisa hone ki probability hai...aur yadi aisa nahi hua to phhir bhu gaya kaam se..."
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Agali subah bhu, Girls hostel ki warden ke sath Principal ke office me kisi muzrim ki tarah khada tha, bhu jab se gaya tha, tab se main pure hostel me ghumte hue apni aawaz ko bhari karne ki practice kar raha tha...tabhi jeb me rakkha mobile bajne laga ,aur jo socha tha wahi hua, call humare Principal R.S. Tiwari ki thi....
"hello, kaun..."aawaz badal kar maine call receive ki...
"R.S. Tiwari Speaking...aap Bhupesh ke father bol rahe hai..." "yes, aap kaun..."
"R.S. Tiwari....shayad aapne mere name par gaur nahi kiya..." "R.S. Tiwari...hmmm"kuch der main kuch nahi bola...
"hello..."mera guru ghantal Principal ne dusari taraf se bola"hello...hello...aapka suputra kal sham ke waqt girls hostel me pakda gaya, ye waha kya kar raha tha,ye aap isi se puchh lijiye"kahte hue Principal
ne mobile bhu ko thama diya...
"hello, papa..."
"haan bolo beta...BC, tu college laundiyo ke hostel me jaane ke liye gaya hai, tu ruk abhi aakar teri gand todta hai...."bhu ko gali bakte hue maine kaha"abey chutiye, shakal aisi bana jaise ki tujhe phone me sach much ki gali mil rahi hai...."
uske baad main kuch der tak aur bhu ko daanta aur phhir bola"ab mobile dusare chutiye ke hath me de..."
"kaun dusara.."
"R.S. Tiwari ko mobile pakda..."
bhu ne waisa hee kiya, uske baad jaise hee Principal Sir ne ek baar hello kiya, to main non-stop Sorry...sorry bolne laga...
"Sorry, Sir maine aapko pahchana nahi, uske liye sorry sir...usse galti ho gayi...next time se wo aisa nahi karega...."
"aap do teen din ke andar yaha aa sakte hai kya, "
"kya "jab Principal ne ye kaha to meri phhat ke hath me aa gayi ,maine to aisa socha tak nahi tha ki wo bhu ke baap ko college me bula bhi sakta hai....
"abhi to main kaam ke bahut fansa hua hoon,...please sir, aap use maaf kar dijiye..." "yadi aap yahi line ,yaha mere samne aakar bologe to baat ban sakti hai..."
"gaye beta kaam se..." "aapne kuch kaha..." "nahi...nahi,..."
main kaan me mobile lagakar sochane laga ki ab kya karu , jis deewar ke pass khada tha ,uspar apna sar bhi de mara,lekin phhir bhi koyi idea bheje me nahi ghusa, ulta sar aur dard karne laga ,aur main dard se karah utha...
"are you ok..."
"yes, i'm ok..."
"and How is everybody at home? " "everybody is fine and eating Samosa..."
Main mobile rakhne hee wala tha ki ,achanak mujhe R.S. Tiwari ki wo line yaad aa gayi, jo usne abhi se kuch der pahle kaha tha"How is everybody at home? "
Main turant chillaya "Ek min. Sir..." "yes, kahiye..."
"bhu ke dadi ki tabiyat achanak kharab ho gaya hai, use hospiyal le jana padega....aap please ,aap please use kuch mat batana, warna wo tension me aakar padhayi nahi karega,bahut senti ladka hai....aur please is baar uski galti ko ignore kar dijiye.."
iske baad maine call disconnect kar di, jo mujhe karna tha,wo maine kar diya tha...ab sab kismat ke hath me tha ki aage kya hota hai, shayad wo emotional hokar bhu ko is baar avoid kar de....aur ye bhi ho sakta tha ki us moti bhains ke kahne par Principal Sir bhu ko lambi chhutti par bhej de....jo kuch bhi hona tha, wo ab aakar bhu hee batata ,isliye main bindas hokar apne room me ghusa....
"baat hui..." "yes "
"kya bola, Principal ne..." "khud jake puchh le..."
"mera naam to nahi liya bhu ne..." "wahi aake batayega..."
abhi kuch hee der hue the ki bhu ne ek laat jor se darwaze par mara ,jiska asar uske pair par bhi hua, wo apne pair sahlata hua khushi se andar aaya aur mujhe uthane ki koshish ki......lekin utha nahi paya "abey tune Tiwari se aisa kya kah mara ki, ekdum pyar se usne mujhe bheja, aur sath me ye hidayat bhi di ki main next time se aisi waisi faltu ki harkat na karu..."
"maine usse bola ki,yadi wo is topic par aur bolega to main uska bang kar dunga...."shaan se waha baith kar main aage bola...
"chal jo kuch bhi bola ho,usse mujhe kya....main bach gaya, wahi bahut hai, aur isi khushi me Esha darling ki ek news sun....wo apne family ke sath kuch din ke liye out of city ja rahi hai...." "ghanta...chodu mat bana..."
"parso maine ladki ki ek fake id se usse chat ki thi...tabhi mujhe maloom chala"
"sale ,kutte...yahi khabar mili thi sunane ko...bhag yaha se warna ,neeche main point par aisa laat marunga ki ande ka aamlet ban jayega...chal fut"
"ek aur news hai..."wo Arun ko sunate hue bola"kal se first year ki college band...aaj Principal phone me kisi se kah raha tha,tabhi maine suna...."
"ye sala....yani ki ab teen hafto tak deepika mam bhi nahi dikhegi "
"bhad me jaye deepika, sali randi hai ek number ki...use chodne se achchha mutth mar le...." "tu BC bhag ja,yaha se...warna lawda phhek kar marunga to sara......."bolte hue main rook gaya "nahi jaunga, bol kya ukhad lega..."apna andar dhansa hua seena chauda karte hue bhu bola....
"abey jhandulal, jitna tera biceps hai na...usse jyada mota mera lund hai...bhag ja yaha se warna muh me ghusa dunga...."
"chup hoja,warna yahi patak kar kapde ki tarah dhounga..."
"tu sale aise nahi manega..."bolte hue maine uthaya aur use uske room me patak kar bahar se room lock kar diya....
"ab yahi sadta rah,jab tak tera chutiya room partner nahi aa jata, huh sale kal ke launde mujhse panga lete hai...."
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"ab yahi sadta rah,jab tak tera chutiya room partner nahi aa jata, huh sale kal ke launde mujhse panga lete hai...."
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Jaise-jaise exam ke din pass aa rahe the,waise-waise thand bhi badhne lagi thi...kayi saal pahle sardi ke mausam ki ek badi asardar kahawat suni thi maine aur wo ye thi ki....sardi ke mausam me neend bahut jhakkash aati hai, ek baar jo soye to uthane ka man hee nahi karta...lekin ye jhakkas neend use hee aati hai,jiske pass rahne ke liye ghar ho aur thand se bachne ke liye Rajayi ya kambal....jiske pass ye hota hai,wo mast aaram ki neend leta hai aur jiske pass ye dono chiz nahi hoti wo aisa so jata hai ki phhir kabhi uthta nahi....mere pass rahne ke liye ghar aur oodhane ke liye kambal ,dono the...isliye mujhe to
neend jhakkas wali hee aani thi.....
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us din ke baad maine ek din bhi college ke darshan nahi kiye, din bhar ya to room me pada rahta ya phhir Sidar ke sath baithkar gappe marta, is waqt na to mere Pass Esha thi, na hee deepika mam aur na hee Vibha....in teeno ka exam se kuch din pahle mere aas-pas na hona mere liye bahut fayademand sabit ho sakta tha, kyunki is situation me main sirf sota,khata ,peeta aur mutth marta...in sab kaamo ke bawzood itna samay tha ki main jabardast tareeke se har ek subject ki taiyari kar leta, lekin maine bilkul bhi aisa nahi kiya....main har din subah se sham hostel ke bahar ki hariyali me tahalta rahta aur padhne ki bajay , main kyun nahi padhta iski vajah dhoondhta raha.....
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aur jab second class test shuru hue to maine bahut jor se kulhadi apne pair par mari, maine ek bhi test nahi diya....main janta tha ki ye sab galat hai,mujhe aisa nahi karna chahiye...aisa karke main khud ko khayi ki taraf dhakel raha hoon....main sab kuch janta tha aur har tareeke se janta tha ,lekin maine phhir bhi wahi kiya jo mujhe nahi karna chahiye tha.....maine pura ka pura second internals attend nahi kiya, Arun har din exam dekar aata aur mujhe galiya bakta , lekin maine use jhooth kah diya tha ki meri tabiyat bahut kharab hai,baithane tak ki himmat nahi hai....Arun koyi dhoodh peeta bachcha nahi tha, wo janta tha ki main sirf bahana maar raha hoon,lekin wo mujhe bolta bhi to kitna,...usne mujhe dhamki bhi di ki yadi main agle paper se college nahi gaya to mere ghar call karke sab bata dega....
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jab kulhadi maar hee li thi to farsa marne me kya jata hai, abki baar maine farsa marte hue usse kaha ki
,yadi usne mere ghar call kiya to main uske ghar call karke bata dunga ki wo rojana girls hostel me chhup chhup kar jata hai.....bas phhir kya tha,baat ban gayi, humare beech ye deal fix hui ki na to main uske ghar call karunga aur na hee wo mere ghar call karega...mera exam form bhi usi ne bhara, aur exam ke do din pahle wo admit card mujhe dete hue bola...
"exam kab se hai, maloom hai na..." "do din baad..."
"first paper Civil ka hai..."
"chal bye, thanks...aata hoon cigarette phhok ke..."
uske hath se Admit card lekar maine aise hee table par phhek diya aur room se nikal kar Senior hostel ki taraf badha....kuch din se main apne seniors ke sath raat raat bhar rahta aur bakarchodi karta...sone aur jagne ka koyi time nahi tha...jab neend lage to wo humare liye raat ho jati thi ,aur jab aankh khule to wo humari subah....us waqt maine duniya ke hisab se na chalkar ,ek khud ki personal duniya bana li thi,jisme sirf aur sirf main tha, mere man me jo bhi aata, wo main karta....mere aisa karne par dusaro par kya effect karta hai, usse mujhe koyi lena -dena nahi tha,....
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Aisa karte -karte ek din aur beet gaye aur exam shuru hone me sirf ek din bacha tha, raat ko socha ki apun to brilliant hai,ek din me khatm kar dunga....us raat main pure 12 ghante tak soya, aur subah jab neend khuli to ek ghabrahat ne mujhe gher rakkha tha...maine uthte hee Arun se, jo ki is waqt book kholkar baitha hua tha, usse maine time puchha..
"abhi subah ke 4 baje hai, aur soja...jab 12 baj jayenge tab main utha dunga...." "abey time bata na..."
"10 baje hai..."
"MC, kal paper hai, aur abhi tak kuch padha nahi....tu ek kaam kar, main jab tak bathroom se aata hoon,tu meri book pakad aur important questions mark kar de..."
"hello...."main bistar se neeche utar hee raha tha ki Arun bola"mere pass itna time nahi hai...abhi pura ka pura 3 unit baki hai..."
"ek unit me mark kar de, 1 min. Lagega..."bolte hue main room se bahar aaya...
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Us din ek nayi chiz mujhe pata chali...aur wo ye ki main ratti bhar bhi hoshiyaar nahi hoon, ek question ek ghante me yaad ho raha tha aur uske baad yadi aage ke do char padh lo, to sala peechhe kya padha hai,ye nahi maloom tha....beech beech me main book ke writer ki,class ki teacher ki maa-bahan karta aur jab man phhir bhi nahi bharta to Arun ko gali deta....iska nateeza ye hua ki Arun ne kaan me headphone lagaya aur phhir padhne laga....meri halat bahut hee bekar thi,shaam ke 7 baj gaye the,lekin abhi sirf ek hee chapter yaad hua tha, aur usme bhi koyi gurantee nahi thi ki us chapter ke question yadi exam me aaye to ban hee jayenge......wakayi me us waqt mujhe wo din yaad aane lage ,jise maine yun hee barbaad kar diya tha,ab mujhe ahsaas hone laga tha ki kal ke paper me main Zindagi me pahali baar fail hone wala hoon.....
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"Fail..."ye aisa ek shabd tha, jisse mujhe nafrat to nahi thi,lekin phhir bhi ye mujhse aaj tak door hee raha,...maine kayi ke marksheet me laal syahi se ye word chhapa hua dekha,lekin apne karib kabhi nahi paya,...us waqt mujhe sirf aur sirf exam nazar aa raha tha, deepika mam, Vibha aur Esha ka yadi khayal bhool ke bhi aa jata to main chilla -chilla kar in teeno ko gali deta aur kahta ki saliyo ne mera pura samay barbaad kar diya...na ye teeno mujhe dikhti aur na hee main aise lafde me phhansta....BC teeno ka murder kar dena chahiye....
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us ek waqt main sach me thoda pagal ho gaya tha, jaha mujhe Mediation ki jaroorat thi maine waha galiyo aur cigarette se kaam liya,..kayi baar to ye khayal aaya ki kahi bhag jata hoon aur seedhe exam ke baad aaunga, lekin iska koyi fayda nahi tha...kyunki next semester me mujhe 12 papers dene padte,us waqt maine padhne ke siwa sab kuch kiya, padhayi me dhyan lage isliye aankhe band karke teen-teen baar Gayatri mantra, Saraswati Mantra bhi padha...lekin sab bekar....jaise jaise raat ho rahi thi, main us raat ki gahrayi me paglo ki tarah chilla raha tha, us waqt main aisa ban chuka tha ki yadi koyi mujhe mera naam lekar bhi pukare to main us sale ki wahi on the spot ,hatya kar doon.....lekin uske pahle meri hatya karne ke liye ek call aaya....
"kal se exam shuru hai..." "haan..."
"sab kuch padh liya..."
"nahi last ka kuch portion bacha hai...."
Ye meri mom ki call thi, jinhone exam ke thik 43 hazar 200 seconds pahle mujhe call kiya tha, yani ki raat ke 10 baje...us waqt le deke kaise bhi karke maine 2 chapter complete kiya tha...lekin halat aayaram aur gayaram wali thi...yani ki us waqt ek question koyi puchh de to uska jawab dene ke liye mujhe book dekhna pade....
"maa kasam kya halat ban gayi hai meri...."main us waqt bhool gaya tha ki line par dusari taraf bhi koyi hai...
"kya hua Arman..?"
"kuch..kuch nahi..."ghabrate hue maih bola"sab thik hai, "
"thik hai phhir,achchhe se paper dena aur haan ,wo Pandey ji ki beti se jyada number lana.." "ok.....aur kuch.."
"aur sun, "iske baad unki us line ne mera kaleza faad ke rakh diya ,"badnaam mat karna, kal hee tere
papa apne dost ke samne teri badayi kar rahe the ki tu abhi tak apne college me top marte aaya hai..." "haaaa....."
"chal thik hai...khana khaya..."
"na...haan..na...dhat teri, haan kha liya...ab rakhta hoon, "
Uske baad jaise jism me bahta khoon sookh gaya ho, meri halat aur kharab ho gayi aur main apne baal nochkar jor se chillaya....maine room ke saare cigarette ke packet ko ek jagah rakkha aur uspar machis maar di , us waqt main un sabko factors ko dosi karar de raha tha,jinhone mujhe abhi tak padhne nahi diya tha....siway khud ke, jabki is machine ko kharab karne wala main factor main khud tha
us waqt sab kuch ulta ho gaya tha,jaha kuch der pahle tak Nisha ko meri jaroorat thi ,ab wahi mujhe uski jaroorat thi....
Kabhi-kabhi ek bura khwab ek buri haqiqat bankar samne aata hai, wo itna bura aur bhayanak hota hai ki humare zindagi ko sahara dene wale tamam pahaluo ko ek pal me todkar bikher deta hai.....us din bhi kuch aisa hee hua tha, mere us bure khwab ne subah hote hee sach ki safed chadar pahankar meri zindagi me kuch pal ke liye andhera kar diya tha....wo dead dream mere liye khas bhi tha aur sath me
darawana bhi....
wo khas isliye tha kyunki wahi mera ek aisa khwab tha ,jo sach hua tha aur darawana isliye kyunki main usme shamil tha ! Aaj ye pahli baar nahi tha,jab mujhe wo din yaad aaya tha, aksar jaane-anjaane me wo yaad mujhe aa hee jati thi aur beete kuch salo me maine isse nipatne ka tarika bhi dhoondh liya tha, aur usi tareeke ko main abhi Nisha ke bagal me letkar apnane ja raha tha...maine wo kahani wahi se sochana shuru kar diya, jaha tak maine Varun ko sunayi thi....kitna ajeeb ittefak hai ki maine ab bhi aankhe band kar rakkhi hai aur us din jab Arun girl's hostel se aaya tab bhi main apni aankhe band karke bistar par leta hua tha.....
"kaun hai be lawda...BC , bhag ja warna bamboo ghusa dunga pichhwade me..."jab kisi ne darwaza behad hee jor se khatkhataya tab maine gali baki....sala achchha khasa deepika mam ke sath lab wale scene ko yaad kar raha tha.....
"Arman, main hoon Arun..."
"to..."maine bed par lete hue hee kaha"tu kahi ka topchand hai kya,chal bhag yaha se,sham ko aana..." "BC, bhu ko us moti bhains ne pakad liya hai...."
"rook ,kholta hoon darwaza..."
uthkar maine room ka darwaza khola aur Arun ki taraf nazar ghumayi , sale ki puri phhati padi thi,... "kya hua be, ladkiyo ne nakli lund lagakar chod diya kya..."
"hat samne se..."mujhe jor se dhakka dete hue Arun room ke andar aaya aur bistar par apna sar pakad kar baith gaya
"chud gaye yar,Arman...bhu to gaya kaam se, kal principal use laat maar ke nikal dega...."
Maa kasam mujhe us waqt zara sa bhi dukh nahi hua ,jab Arun ne kaha ki bhu ko Principal college se laat maarkar nikal dega, jabki wo mere khas dost ka khas dost tha...main uske bagal me baitha aur jhootha dukh dikhate hue bola"kya hua..."
"Tu sale gay wali harkate mat kar abhi khisak le idhar se,mera munda garam hai..."
"gand mara,..."waha se uthkar main apne bed par wapas pasar gaya aur aankhe band karke wapas deepika mam ke baare me sochane laga....
Waise to 3 hafte baad humara exam tha ,isliye mujhe padhayi ke baare me sochana chahiye tha,lekin us waqt main deepika ke baare me soch raha tha, aur jab deepika se bore ho gaya to,Vibha aur Esha ka number aaya.......
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Uske karib ek ghante baad bhu gand jaisi shakal banakar humare room me ghusa aur ghuste hee ,usne apna naya chashma, ,Arun ke pair me fekate hue bola"tujhe bola tha ,maine ki chal,wapas chal...wo moti saand aa rahi hai,lekin tu...wahi ruka raha aur main phhans gaya..."
"sorry,yar...mujhe maloom nahi tha..."
"kya sorry,usne kal principal ke samne bulaya hai...wo to mujhe ladkiyo se pitwane bhi wali thi...lekin ain mauke par Sidar aur apna chutiya warden pahuch gaye...warna ladkiyo se maar khane ke baad main khud hee college chhod deta...."
"ye bhopu..."maine uske maze lete hue kaha"tujhe maloom hai ki tune abhi -abhi apne 500 ke chashme ko zameen me patak kar chhalli-chhalli kar diya hai...."
"yaaaaaaaa......"bhu apne dono hath failakar aise chillaya jaise jung ke maidan me koyi yoddha dahad
maar raha ho....wo aage bola"BC,500 ka nuksan.... " "kuch soch be Arman..."
"badle me kya milega..."maine puchha...
"le meri gand maar lena,..."bhu gusse se bola.. "denied...kuch aur "
"kya"
"tere item ki gand..."bolte hue main hans pada,lekin Arun aur bhu ko gusse se ubalta dekh main shant hua aur bola"sorry,mazak kar raha tha..."
"plan kya hai..."
Maine ek cigarette jalayi aur dhua bhu ke face par daalkar bola"yaad hai ,ek din hum teeno aise hee baat kar rahe the,to tune kaha tha ki tune form me galat no. Dala hai..."
"haan to,isse bhu ka kya lena dena..."Arun ne puchha... "to phhir bhu ne taav me aakar kya kaha tha,yaad hai "
"yahi ki, bhu ne form me switch off wala mobile no. dala hai..."
"to yadi jaisa maine socha hai uske anusar, humara guru ghantal principal,bhu ke ghar me call karega...aur pahle wo form me se number nikal kar call karega ,aur jab wo number switch off batayega to wo phhir bhu se uske baap ka number mangega..."
"ek min. tujhe kaise maloom ki wo principal iske baap ka number mangega..."
"abey ullu, Principal iske baap ka koyi rishtedar to hai nahi ,jo number mobile me save karke rakhega..wo isi se iske baap ka number puchhega aur is waqt ye Principal ko mera mobile number dega aur khel khatm..."
"aur yadi aisa nahi hua to..."bhu bola...
"90 % aisa hone ki probability hai...aur yadi aisa nahi hua to phhir bhu gaya kaam se..."
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"90 % aisa hone ki probability hai...aur yadi aisa nahi hua to phhir bhu gaya kaam se..."
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Agali subah bhu, Girls hostel ki warden ke sath Principal ke office me kisi muzrim ki tarah khada tha, bhu jab se gaya tha, tab se main pure hostel me ghumte hue apni aawaz ko bhari karne ki practice kar raha tha...tabhi jeb me rakkha mobile bajne laga ,aur jo socha tha wahi hua, call humare Principal R.S. Tiwari ki thi....
"hello, kaun..."aawaz badal kar maine call receive ki...
"R.S. Tiwari Speaking...aap Bhupesh ke father bol rahe hai..." "yes, aap kaun..."
"R.S. Tiwari....shayad aapne mere name par gaur nahi kiya..." "R.S. Tiwari...hmmm"kuch der main kuch nahi bola...
"hello..."mera guru ghantal Principal ne dusari taraf se bola"hello...hello...aapka suputra kal sham ke waqt girls hostel me pakda gaya, ye waha kya kar raha tha,ye aap isi se puchh lijiye"kahte hue Principal
ne mobile bhu ko thama diya...
"hello, papa..."
"haan bolo beta...BC, tu college laundiyo ke hostel me jaane ke liye gaya hai, tu ruk abhi aakar teri gand todta hai...."bhu ko gali bakte hue maine kaha"abey chutiye, shakal aisi bana jaise ki tujhe phone me sach much ki gali mil rahi hai...."
uske baad main kuch der tak aur bhu ko daanta aur phhir bola"ab mobile dusare chutiye ke hath me de..."
"kaun dusara.."
"R.S. Tiwari ko mobile pakda..."
bhu ne waisa hee kiya, uske baad jaise hee Principal Sir ne ek baar hello kiya, to main non-stop Sorry...sorry bolne laga...
"Sorry, Sir maine aapko pahchana nahi, uske liye sorry sir...usse galti ho gayi...next time se wo aisa nahi karega...."
"aap do teen din ke andar yaha aa sakte hai kya, "
"kya "jab Principal ne ye kaha to meri phhat ke hath me aa gayi ,maine to aisa socha tak nahi tha ki wo bhu ke baap ko college me bula bhi sakta hai....
"abhi to main kaam ke bahut fansa hua hoon,...please sir, aap use maaf kar dijiye..." "yadi aap yahi line ,yaha mere samne aakar bologe to baat ban sakti hai..."
"gaye beta kaam se..." "aapne kuch kaha..." "nahi...nahi,..."
main kaan me mobile lagakar sochane laga ki ab kya karu , jis deewar ke pass khada tha ,uspar apna sar bhi de mara,lekin phhir bhi koyi idea bheje me nahi ghusa, ulta sar aur dard karne laga ,aur main dard se karah utha...
"are you ok..."
"yes, i'm ok..."
"and How is everybody at home? " "everybody is fine and eating Samosa..."
Main mobile rakhne hee wala tha ki ,achanak mujhe R.S. Tiwari ki wo line yaad aa gayi, jo usne abhi se kuch der pahle kaha tha"How is everybody at home? "
Main turant chillaya "Ek min. Sir..." "yes, kahiye..."
"bhu ke dadi ki tabiyat achanak kharab ho gaya hai, use hospiyal le jana padega....aap please ,aap please use kuch mat batana, warna wo tension me aakar padhayi nahi karega,bahut senti ladka hai....aur please is baar uski galti ko ignore kar dijiye.."
iske baad maine call disconnect kar di, jo mujhe karna tha,wo maine kar diya tha...ab sab kismat ke hath me tha ki aage kya hota hai, shayad wo emotional hokar bhu ko is baar avoid kar de....aur ye bhi ho sakta tha ki us moti bhains ke kahne par Principal Sir bhu ko lambi chhutti par bhej de....jo kuch bhi hona tha, wo ab aakar bhu hee batata ,isliye main bindas hokar apne room me ghusa....
"baat hui..." "yes "
"kya bola, Principal ne..." "khud jake puchh le..."
"mera naam to nahi liya bhu ne..." "wahi aake batayega..."
abhi kuch hee der hue the ki bhu ne ek laat jor se darwaze par mara ,jiska asar uske pair par bhi hua, wo apne pair sahlata hua khushi se andar aaya aur mujhe uthane ki koshish ki......lekin utha nahi paya "abey tune Tiwari se aisa kya kah mara ki, ekdum pyar se usne mujhe bheja, aur sath me ye hidayat bhi di ki main next time se aisi waisi faltu ki harkat na karu..."
"maine usse bola ki,yadi wo is topic par aur bolega to main uska bang kar dunga...."shaan se waha baith kar main aage bola...
"chal jo kuch bhi bola ho,usse mujhe kya....main bach gaya, wahi bahut hai, aur isi khushi me Esha darling ki ek news sun....wo apne family ke sath kuch din ke liye out of city ja rahi hai...." "ghanta...chodu mat bana..."
"parso maine ladki ki ek fake id se usse chat ki thi...tabhi mujhe maloom chala"
"sale ,kutte...yahi khabar mili thi sunane ko...bhag yaha se warna ,neeche main point par aisa laat marunga ki ande ka aamlet ban jayega...chal fut"
"ek aur news hai..."wo Arun ko sunate hue bola"kal se first year ki college band...aaj Principal phone me kisi se kah raha tha,tabhi maine suna...."
"ye sala....yani ki ab teen hafto tak deepika mam bhi nahi dikhegi "
"bhad me jaye deepika, sali randi hai ek number ki...use chodne se achchha mutth mar le...." "tu BC bhag ja,yaha se...warna lawda phhek kar marunga to sara......."bolte hue main rook gaya "nahi jaunga, bol kya ukhad lega..."apna andar dhansa hua seena chauda karte hue bhu bola....
"abey jhandulal, jitna tera biceps hai na...usse jyada mota mera lund hai...bhag ja yaha se warna muh me ghusa dunga...."
"chup hoja,warna yahi patak kar kapde ki tarah dhounga..."
"tu sale aise nahi manega..."bolte hue maine uthaya aur use uske room me patak kar bahar se room lock kar diya....
"ab yahi sadta rah,jab tak tera chutiya room partner nahi aa jata, huh sale kal ke launde mujhse panga lete hai...."
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"ab yahi sadta rah,jab tak tera chutiya room partner nahi aa jata, huh sale kal ke launde mujhse panga lete hai...."
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Jaise-jaise exam ke din pass aa rahe the,waise-waise thand bhi badhne lagi thi...kayi saal pahle sardi ke mausam ki ek badi asardar kahawat suni thi maine aur wo ye thi ki....sardi ke mausam me neend bahut jhakkash aati hai, ek baar jo soye to uthane ka man hee nahi karta...lekin ye jhakkas neend use hee aati hai,jiske pass rahne ke liye ghar ho aur thand se bachne ke liye Rajayi ya kambal....jiske pass ye hota hai,wo mast aaram ki neend leta hai aur jiske pass ye dono chiz nahi hoti wo aisa so jata hai ki phhir kabhi uthta nahi....mere pass rahne ke liye ghar aur oodhane ke liye kambal ,dono the...isliye mujhe to
neend jhakkas wali hee aani thi.....
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us din ke baad maine ek din bhi college ke darshan nahi kiye, din bhar ya to room me pada rahta ya phhir Sidar ke sath baithkar gappe marta, is waqt na to mere Pass Esha thi, na hee deepika mam aur na hee Vibha....in teeno ka exam se kuch din pahle mere aas-pas na hona mere liye bahut fayademand sabit ho sakta tha, kyunki is situation me main sirf sota,khata ,peeta aur mutth marta...in sab kaamo ke bawzood itna samay tha ki main jabardast tareeke se har ek subject ki taiyari kar leta, lekin maine bilkul bhi aisa nahi kiya....main har din subah se sham hostel ke bahar ki hariyali me tahalta rahta aur padhne ki bajay , main kyun nahi padhta iski vajah dhoondhta raha.....
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aur jab second class test shuru hue to maine bahut jor se kulhadi apne pair par mari, maine ek bhi test nahi diya....main janta tha ki ye sab galat hai,mujhe aisa nahi karna chahiye...aisa karke main khud ko khayi ki taraf dhakel raha hoon....main sab kuch janta tha aur har tareeke se janta tha ,lekin maine phhir bhi wahi kiya jo mujhe nahi karna chahiye tha.....maine pura ka pura second internals attend nahi kiya, Arun har din exam dekar aata aur mujhe galiya bakta , lekin maine use jhooth kah diya tha ki meri tabiyat bahut kharab hai,baithane tak ki himmat nahi hai....Arun koyi dhoodh peeta bachcha nahi tha, wo janta tha ki main sirf bahana maar raha hoon,lekin wo mujhe bolta bhi to kitna,...usne mujhe dhamki bhi di ki yadi main agle paper se college nahi gaya to mere ghar call karke sab bata dega....
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jab kulhadi maar hee li thi to farsa marne me kya jata hai, abki baar maine farsa marte hue usse kaha ki
,yadi usne mere ghar call kiya to main uske ghar call karke bata dunga ki wo rojana girls hostel me chhup chhup kar jata hai.....bas phhir kya tha,baat ban gayi, humare beech ye deal fix hui ki na to main uske ghar call karunga aur na hee wo mere ghar call karega...mera exam form bhi usi ne bhara, aur exam ke do din pahle wo admit card mujhe dete hue bola...
"exam kab se hai, maloom hai na..." "do din baad..."
"first paper Civil ka hai..."
"chal bye, thanks...aata hoon cigarette phhok ke..."
uske hath se Admit card lekar maine aise hee table par phhek diya aur room se nikal kar Senior hostel ki taraf badha....kuch din se main apne seniors ke sath raat raat bhar rahta aur bakarchodi karta...sone aur jagne ka koyi time nahi tha...jab neend lage to wo humare liye raat ho jati thi ,aur jab aankh khule to wo humari subah....us waqt maine duniya ke hisab se na chalkar ,ek khud ki personal duniya bana li thi,jisme sirf aur sirf main tha, mere man me jo bhi aata, wo main karta....mere aisa karne par dusaro par kya effect karta hai, usse mujhe koyi lena -dena nahi tha,....
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Aisa karte -karte ek din aur beet gaye aur exam shuru hone me sirf ek din bacha tha, raat ko socha ki apun to brilliant hai,ek din me khatm kar dunga....us raat main pure 12 ghante tak soya, aur subah jab neend khuli to ek ghabrahat ne mujhe gher rakkha tha...maine uthte hee Arun se, jo ki is waqt book kholkar baitha hua tha, usse maine time puchha..
"abhi subah ke 4 baje hai, aur soja...jab 12 baj jayenge tab main utha dunga...." "abey time bata na..."
"10 baje hai..."
"MC, kal paper hai, aur abhi tak kuch padha nahi....tu ek kaam kar, main jab tak bathroom se aata hoon,tu meri book pakad aur important questions mark kar de..."
"hello...."main bistar se neeche utar hee raha tha ki Arun bola"mere pass itna time nahi hai...abhi pura ka pura 3 unit baki hai..."
"ek unit me mark kar de, 1 min. Lagega..."bolte hue main room se bahar aaya...
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Us din ek nayi chiz mujhe pata chali...aur wo ye ki main ratti bhar bhi hoshiyaar nahi hoon, ek question ek ghante me yaad ho raha tha aur uske baad yadi aage ke do char padh lo, to sala peechhe kya padha hai,ye nahi maloom tha....beech beech me main book ke writer ki,class ki teacher ki maa-bahan karta aur jab man phhir bhi nahi bharta to Arun ko gali deta....iska nateeza ye hua ki Arun ne kaan me headphone lagaya aur phhir padhne laga....meri halat bahut hee bekar thi,shaam ke 7 baj gaye the,lekin abhi sirf ek hee chapter yaad hua tha, aur usme bhi koyi gurantee nahi thi ki us chapter ke question yadi exam me aaye to ban hee jayenge......wakayi me us waqt mujhe wo din yaad aane lage ,jise maine yun hee barbaad kar diya tha,ab mujhe ahsaas hone laga tha ki kal ke paper me main Zindagi me pahali baar fail hone wala hoon.....
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"Fail..."ye aisa ek shabd tha, jisse mujhe nafrat to nahi thi,lekin phhir bhi ye mujhse aaj tak door hee raha,...maine kayi ke marksheet me laal syahi se ye word chhapa hua dekha,lekin apne karib kabhi nahi paya,...us waqt mujhe sirf aur sirf exam nazar aa raha tha, deepika mam, Vibha aur Esha ka yadi khayal bhool ke bhi aa jata to main chilla -chilla kar in teeno ko gali deta aur kahta ki saliyo ne mera pura samay barbaad kar diya...na ye teeno mujhe dikhti aur na hee main aise lafde me phhansta....BC teeno ka murder kar dena chahiye....
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us ek waqt main sach me thoda pagal ho gaya tha, jaha mujhe Mediation ki jaroorat thi maine waha galiyo aur cigarette se kaam liya,..kayi baar to ye khayal aaya ki kahi bhag jata hoon aur seedhe exam ke baad aaunga, lekin iska koyi fayda nahi tha...kyunki next semester me mujhe 12 papers dene padte,us waqt maine padhne ke siwa sab kuch kiya, padhayi me dhyan lage isliye aankhe band karke teen-teen baar Gayatri mantra, Saraswati Mantra bhi padha...lekin sab bekar....jaise jaise raat ho rahi thi, main us raat ki gahrayi me paglo ki tarah chilla raha tha, us waqt main aisa ban chuka tha ki yadi koyi mujhe mera naam lekar bhi pukare to main us sale ki wahi on the spot ,hatya kar doon.....lekin uske pahle meri hatya karne ke liye ek call aaya....
"kal se exam shuru hai..." "haan..."
"sab kuch padh liya..."
"nahi last ka kuch portion bacha hai...."
Ye meri mom ki call thi, jinhone exam ke thik 43 hazar 200 seconds pahle mujhe call kiya tha, yani ki raat ke 10 baje...us waqt le deke kaise bhi karke maine 2 chapter complete kiya tha...lekin halat aayaram aur gayaram wali thi...yani ki us waqt ek question koyi puchh de to uska jawab dene ke liye mujhe book dekhna pade....
"maa kasam kya halat ban gayi hai meri...."main us waqt bhool gaya tha ki line par dusari taraf bhi koyi hai...
"kya hua Arman..?"
"kuch..kuch nahi..."ghabrate hue maih bola"sab thik hai, "
"thik hai phhir,achchhe se paper dena aur haan ,wo Pandey ji ki beti se jyada number lana.." "ok.....aur kuch.."
"aur sun, "iske baad unki us line ne mera kaleza faad ke rakh diya ,"badnaam mat karna, kal hee tere
papa apne dost ke samne teri badayi kar rahe the ki tu abhi tak apne college me top marte aaya hai..." "haaaa....."
"chal thik hai...khana khaya..."
"na...haan..na...dhat teri, haan kha liya...ab rakhta hoon, "
Uske baad jaise jism me bahta khoon sookh gaya ho, meri halat aur kharab ho gayi aur main apne baal nochkar jor se chillaya....maine room ke saare cigarette ke packet ko ek jagah rakkha aur uspar machis maar di , us waqt main un sabko factors ko dosi karar de raha tha,jinhone mujhe abhi tak padhne nahi diya tha....siway khud ke, jabki is machine ko kharab karne wala main factor main khud tha
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