14-03-2019, 01:31 AM
Chapter-14:Next day Morning
Update-58
"tera kisi ne bang kar diya..."aankhe malte hue usne kaha....
"tu pahle mera paint de, jisko sar par mukut ki tarah laga rakkha hai..."maine bhu se kaha...mera hath ab bhi mere sharir ke private part ko dhake hue tha...bhu ne apne sar se meri paint nikali aur meri taraf feka...
"underwear kaha hai..."paint uthakar gusse se maine puchha...
"tum dono ko yaad nahi,lekin kal bahut kuch hua...."Apni ek aankh band karke Arun khada hota hua bola"kal, tune apni chaddi utar kar principal ke ghar ke boundary me phhenka aur bhu ne apna chashma tod diya...."
"kya "bhu beech me ro pada...
"aur maine sab kuch jo kal raat humne kiya wo ek copy me likha hai...."
paint pahan kar maine sabse pahle apna mobile check kiya,wo meri hee paint ke jeb me tha...bhu ke chashme ke dono kaanch toot chuke the, aur Arun waha ek ped par chadh kar kuch dhoondh raha tha.... "kal raat tune apne ande nikalkar ped par rakh diye the kya,jo aaj subah uthte hee waha chadh gaya...." "maine apna mobile aur wo copy yahi kahi rakkha tha...taki tum dono se bacha rahe...wo raha,mil gaya..."
ek copy aur apna mobile lekar Arun neeche aaya, hum teeno ki halat ekdum bad se badtar thi,kapde behad hee gande the,kuch jagah se kapde phhat bhi gaye the....aankhe band kiye hue hum teeno dheemi-dheemi chal me waha se hostel ke liye nikle tabhi Arun copy kholkar humare kal ke karname sunane laga.....
"deepika mam ne kal raat ko jab hostel ke pass scooty roki to main aur Arman usme se utre...meeche utarne ke baad Arman wapas scooty par baith gaya, aur peechhe se deepika mam ko pakadkar unki chuchiya dabane laga ,aur bola ki ice cream khilao...deepika mam ne gusse me Arman ko ek jhapad mara aur mujhe kaha ki main Arman ko waha se le jau...tab humare Arman babu ne josh me aakar ek baar kaskar deepika mam ke seene ko dabaya aur waha se nikal gaye....deepika mam ke jane ke baad hum dono ko galiya bakta hua bhu waha aaya...."
"ek min. ruk..."Arun ko beech me rok kar maine kaha"kya sach me maine aisa kiya,ya phhir tu mujhe yeda bana raha hai"
"aage padhta hoon....."Arun aage padhta hua bola"bhu humse naraz tha kyunki hum dono use akele country club me chhodkar chale aaye the, uske baad hum hostel ki taraf badhe,lekin gate se hee wapas road ki taraf laut aaye,kyunki Arman ko aur daru peeni thi..uske baad hum teeno daru bhatti gaye aur waha se teen bumffer uthaya aur phhir us sharab dukan wale ki copy aur pen lekar waha se bhag diye......"
"kya sach me humne teen botal kharidi thi...."
"aage padhta hoon aur beech beech me roka mat karo be,flow bigad jata hai..."bhu par chillate hue Arun ne wapas copy par nigah dali"uske baad hum teeno us neem ke ped ke neeche pahuche,jaha kayi saal pahle hostel ki ek ladki ne apni jaan de di thi...waha baithkar abhi tak jo kuch hua tha,wo maine sharab dukan wale ki copy me likha aur intezaar karne lage us ladki ka jo aksar raat ko book lekar padhte hue dikhayi deti hai....yaha ye bhi likha hai ki ye plan Arman ka tha,usi ne kaha tha ki chalo us laundiya ke bhoot ko chod ke aate hai,....uske baad humne ek botal wahi khali ki aur jab wo ladki nahi aayi to Arman ne khali botal ki jagah bhari botal ko foda aur uske kaanch ko pakad kar hindi aur english dono me likh diya""bhootani yadi teri gand me dam ho to mere samne aana, main kal phhir aaunga...""uske baad waha jo kuch hua use maine copy me likha..."bolte bolte Arun chup ho gaya....
"aage bolna maza aa raha hai sunne me..."
"abey saans to len de..."lambi-lambi saans bharkar Arun ne pravachan phhir shuru kiya"then, hum sab confuse the ki ab kaha jaye, tabhi bhu ne Arman ke samne shart lagayi ki yadi wo apni chaddi utar kar principal ke ghar me fekega to wo apna chashma wahi fod dega...aur uske baad waisa hee hua..Arman principal ke ghar ke samne nanga hua aur apni chaddi gol gol ghumate hue principal ke ghar ke andar goal kar di, phhir kya tha bhu ne bhi josh me apna chashma utara aur wahich sadak par de mara....uske
baad hum wapas neem ke ped ke neeche aaye aur main waha baithkar abhi jo kuch bhi hua use phhir se likha.....uske baad kaha jaye hume nahi soojha to Arman ne sharab ki botal ghumayi aur jis taraf bhi us botal ka muhana ruka,hum udhar hee badh gayi...yaha aakar Arman ne apni paint bhu ke sar me belt se baandh di aur bhu ko mukut pahna kar is jungle ka Raja bana diya...uske baad hum teeno ne waha aag jalayi aur us aag ke charo taraf jungli dance kiya...aur phhir maine wo sab kuch likha jo yaha hua aur ped me chadh kar mobile aur copy chhupa diya....."
hum teeno apni aankh malte hue jungle se nikal kar hostel ki taraf jane wali sadak par pahuch gaye the...tabhi mera mobile bajna shuru ho gaya....
"hello,..."jamhayi lete hue maine kaha...
"Armaaaaannnn"kisi ki dusari taraf se jordar cheekhane ki aawaz aayi, maine speaker on karke rakkha tha,is liye is aawaz ne mere kano ko bhi cheer dala....
"kaun hai be...."
"aaj college aao, batati hoon tumko..."
"k..k..kaun, deepika mam..."andaza lagate hue main bola... "aaj aao tum college..."bolkar usne call disconnect kar di....
"ab isko kya hua..."jeb me mobile thus kar main khud par jhallaya aur hostel ki taraf badha... ye to sirf shuruat thi,us din hume zara bhi andaza nahi tha ki humare sath kya kya hone wala
hai....sharab dukan wale ko maloom nahi kaha se khabar lag gayi thi ki uske dukan se uske hisab kitab wala copy lekar bhagne wale is college ke the, usne jab college staff ko ye bataya ki kal raat ko teen ladko ne ye harkat ki hai to kuch ka dhyan seedhe hum teeno par gaya, aur unhone face test karane ke liye us sharab dukan wale ko college bulaya....aur hum teeno, is waqt wahi principal ke office me kisi muzrim ki tarah apna face test kara rahe the....
"yehi teeno hai sirji..jinhone humara lekha jokha wala copy maar ke le gaye rahin kal raat ke..." "iska saman ise wapas karo..."kadakti hui aawaz me principal bola....
"yes sir , hostel me rakkhi hai..."Arun ne jawab diya,..
"tum inke sath hostel jao aur apna saman lekar chalte bano idhar se..."sharab dukan wale ko bhi hadkate hue pricipal bola...
hum teeno waha se nikal hee rahe the ki us maha bakchod daru dukan wale ne apna sada sa muh fad kar principal se bola"teen botal RS ka dhan nahi mila hai, sirji "
"get looooooost...."
"kyun be chutiye, bose dk ,tere gand me itni akal nahi hai...jo tu waha daru ke paise mangne laga..BC"akad dikhate hue maine kaha...
"sun be, dobara us area me tu dikh bhi mat jana,warna wahi par Qutl kar deb..."wo bhi akad kar bola... "ja beta, ab na to tujhe teri wo copy milegi aur na hee tere teen botal ka dhan..."
"wapas jaun sir ke pass..."
"main to mazak kar raha tha..."turant apne tevar badal kar maine kaha"tu to bura maan gaya yaar....bhai hai tu apna "
Uske baad humne us daru wale ko paise aur uski copy di aur bag uthakar college pahuche, class me ghuse to ladko ne bola ki Principal sir ne hum teeno ko bulaya hai, ye sunkar rom rom kanp gaya ,aur ye dar satane laga ki principal ye khabar ghar me na de de, warna achchhi khasi pitayi hoti.....
"hey bhagwan,abki baar bacha le...kasam se aaj ke baad daru shabd bhi muh se nahi nikalunga...shaniwar aur mangalwar ko shudh shakahari khana khaunga...bas is baar bacha le..."main us waqt Principal ke samne khada hokar yahi soch raha tha aur yadi main sahi hu to yahi halat Arun aur bhu ki bhi thi.....
"tum teeno me se Arman kaun hai..."kuch likhte hue Principal ne puchha... "sir main..."
"ghar ka number batao..." "ji..."
"agle 10 second ke andar 10 digit ka apne ghar ka mobile number batao..." "xxxxxxxxxx....lekin kyun sir..."
"ab ye bhi batau...."apna sar upar karke Principal Sir mujhpar chillaye aur bole"kal raat ko bhi tum teeno ne bahut hungama kiya...aur sala tum logo ne is college ko bana ke kya rakkha hai...jaha ek daru wala apne paise mangane aata hai...."
"sorry sir...."
"roll no. Kya hai..."ek glass pani apne gale se neeche utarne ke baad unhone puchha aur jab maine unhe apna roll no. bataya to bole"padhne me achchhe ho..."
"thank you sir aur kasam se sir aage se aisa kuch bhi nahi karunga...aap bologe to main us raste bhi nahi jaunga, main khud puja path wala aadmi hoon,maloom nahi kal madira ko hath kaise laga liya,warna main to cold drink tak nahi peeta sir....aaj ke baad bilkul aisa nahi karunga...ghar me call mat karo...."aur uske baad hum teeno ne ek bada sa "pleeeeease" bola
"ek-ek application taiyar karo aur usme ye likho ki aaj ke baad yadi maine aisi galti ki to mujhe aap college se seedhe nikal sakte hai..."
"thank you Sir..."
jaise taise jaan chhuti to hum teeno class ki taraf bhage...lekin mujhe ye nahi pata tha ki waha deepika mam apne seene ka dard liye meri raah taak rahi thi....
"May i come...."deepika mam ko class ke andar dekhkar meri juban ladkhada gayi... "IN..."
aaj deepika mam kuch ukhadi-ukhadi si thi,jaha pahle wo aksar chalti class ke beech me muskura ke dekhti thi aaj wahi wo mujhe dekh tak nahi rahi thi, usne sabse ,class me baithe 60 me se 59 students se welcome party ke baare me puchha ,siway mujhe chhodkar.....jab itni hot item jo pahle aap par fida ho aur phhir is tarah se palti maar jaye to dard to hota hee hai...lekin ye dard left side wala na hokar right side wala ya phhir kamar ke neeche wala dard tha.....
"have a nice day..."bolte hue deepika mam class se nikal gayi ,aur isi ke sath recess ka time bhi ho gaya....
Deepika mam ke waha se jane ke baad main bahut der tak sochata raha ki kya karu, use manau ya phhir usi halat me chhod du ,jaisi halat me wo hai....lekin phhir practical ke 40 number ka khayal aaya aur main waha se uthkar seedhe computer lab ki taraf badha....
"good afternoon mam..."lab ke andar ghuste hee main bola... "what is conservation of energy..."
" energy can never be created or destroyed..It transform only one form to another form...." "but i can create a program and delete a program...Sit down..."
"thank you mam, maine socha ki kal raat wali vajah se aap naraz hongi..." "stand up..."
"kyun..."
"jake darwaza band karo,"
"lekin is beech yadi koyi aa gaya to..."us waqt main deepika mam ki aankho me ye jhakne ki koshish kar raha tha ki wo karna kya chahti hai...
"sab teachers meeting ke liye new building me gaye hai siway do teen ko chhodkar...aur yadi is beech
koyi aa gaya to nuksan tumhara hoga..."usne apna purse khola aur lipstick nikalte hue boli"main sabko yahi bolungi ki ,tum jabarjasti yaha ghus aaye the..."
"kya mam, ek to waise bhi kal wala kand yamraj ke mafik mere idhar udhar ghoom raha hai,upar se aap aur dara rahi ho..."
"khud ko bachane ke liye to jhooth to bolna padega na...muaahhh.."mujhe ek flying kiss dete hue wo boli"darwaza band kar do, "
"yes mam ,"darwaze ki taraf badhte hue maine socha"ruk sali aisa chodunga ki tera sara anjar panjan dheela pad jayega "
Update-58
"tera kisi ne bang kar diya..."aankhe malte hue usne kaha....
"tu pahle mera paint de, jisko sar par mukut ki tarah laga rakkha hai..."maine bhu se kaha...mera hath ab bhi mere sharir ke private part ko dhake hue tha...bhu ne apne sar se meri paint nikali aur meri taraf feka...
"underwear kaha hai..."paint uthakar gusse se maine puchha...
"tum dono ko yaad nahi,lekin kal bahut kuch hua...."Apni ek aankh band karke Arun khada hota hua bola"kal, tune apni chaddi utar kar principal ke ghar ke boundary me phhenka aur bhu ne apna chashma tod diya...."
"kya "bhu beech me ro pada...
"aur maine sab kuch jo kal raat humne kiya wo ek copy me likha hai...."
paint pahan kar maine sabse pahle apna mobile check kiya,wo meri hee paint ke jeb me tha...bhu ke chashme ke dono kaanch toot chuke the, aur Arun waha ek ped par chadh kar kuch dhoondh raha tha.... "kal raat tune apne ande nikalkar ped par rakh diye the kya,jo aaj subah uthte hee waha chadh gaya...." "maine apna mobile aur wo copy yahi kahi rakkha tha...taki tum dono se bacha rahe...wo raha,mil gaya..."
ek copy aur apna mobile lekar Arun neeche aaya, hum teeno ki halat ekdum bad se badtar thi,kapde behad hee gande the,kuch jagah se kapde phhat bhi gaye the....aankhe band kiye hue hum teeno dheemi-dheemi chal me waha se hostel ke liye nikle tabhi Arun copy kholkar humare kal ke karname sunane laga.....
"deepika mam ne kal raat ko jab hostel ke pass scooty roki to main aur Arman usme se utre...meeche utarne ke baad Arman wapas scooty par baith gaya, aur peechhe se deepika mam ko pakadkar unki chuchiya dabane laga ,aur bola ki ice cream khilao...deepika mam ne gusse me Arman ko ek jhapad mara aur mujhe kaha ki main Arman ko waha se le jau...tab humare Arman babu ne josh me aakar ek baar kaskar deepika mam ke seene ko dabaya aur waha se nikal gaye....deepika mam ke jane ke baad hum dono ko galiya bakta hua bhu waha aaya...."
"ek min. ruk..."Arun ko beech me rok kar maine kaha"kya sach me maine aisa kiya,ya phhir tu mujhe yeda bana raha hai"
"aage padhta hoon....."Arun aage padhta hua bola"bhu humse naraz tha kyunki hum dono use akele country club me chhodkar chale aaye the, uske baad hum hostel ki taraf badhe,lekin gate se hee wapas road ki taraf laut aaye,kyunki Arman ko aur daru peeni thi..uske baad hum teeno daru bhatti gaye aur waha se teen bumffer uthaya aur phhir us sharab dukan wale ki copy aur pen lekar waha se bhag diye......"
"kya sach me humne teen botal kharidi thi...."
"aage padhta hoon aur beech beech me roka mat karo be,flow bigad jata hai..."bhu par chillate hue Arun ne wapas copy par nigah dali"uske baad hum teeno us neem ke ped ke neeche pahuche,jaha kayi saal pahle hostel ki ek ladki ne apni jaan de di thi...waha baithkar abhi tak jo kuch hua tha,wo maine sharab dukan wale ki copy me likha aur intezaar karne lage us ladki ka jo aksar raat ko book lekar padhte hue dikhayi deti hai....yaha ye bhi likha hai ki ye plan Arman ka tha,usi ne kaha tha ki chalo us laundiya ke bhoot ko chod ke aate hai,....uske baad humne ek botal wahi khali ki aur jab wo ladki nahi aayi to Arman ne khali botal ki jagah bhari botal ko foda aur uske kaanch ko pakad kar hindi aur english dono me likh diya""bhootani yadi teri gand me dam ho to mere samne aana, main kal phhir aaunga...""uske baad waha jo kuch hua use maine copy me likha..."bolte bolte Arun chup ho gaya....
"aage bolna maza aa raha hai sunne me..."
"abey saans to len de..."lambi-lambi saans bharkar Arun ne pravachan phhir shuru kiya"then, hum sab confuse the ki ab kaha jaye, tabhi bhu ne Arman ke samne shart lagayi ki yadi wo apni chaddi utar kar principal ke ghar me fekega to wo apna chashma wahi fod dega...aur uske baad waisa hee hua..Arman principal ke ghar ke samne nanga hua aur apni chaddi gol gol ghumate hue principal ke ghar ke andar goal kar di, phhir kya tha bhu ne bhi josh me apna chashma utara aur wahich sadak par de mara....uske
baad hum wapas neem ke ped ke neeche aaye aur main waha baithkar abhi jo kuch bhi hua use phhir se likha.....uske baad kaha jaye hume nahi soojha to Arman ne sharab ki botal ghumayi aur jis taraf bhi us botal ka muhana ruka,hum udhar hee badh gayi...yaha aakar Arman ne apni paint bhu ke sar me belt se baandh di aur bhu ko mukut pahna kar is jungle ka Raja bana diya...uske baad hum teeno ne waha aag jalayi aur us aag ke charo taraf jungli dance kiya...aur phhir maine wo sab kuch likha jo yaha hua aur ped me chadh kar mobile aur copy chhupa diya....."
hum teeno apni aankh malte hue jungle se nikal kar hostel ki taraf jane wali sadak par pahuch gaye the...tabhi mera mobile bajna shuru ho gaya....
"hello,..."jamhayi lete hue maine kaha...
"Armaaaaannnn"kisi ki dusari taraf se jordar cheekhane ki aawaz aayi, maine speaker on karke rakkha tha,is liye is aawaz ne mere kano ko bhi cheer dala....
"kaun hai be...."
"aaj college aao, batati hoon tumko..."
"k..k..kaun, deepika mam..."andaza lagate hue main bola... "aaj aao tum college..."bolkar usne call disconnect kar di....
"ab isko kya hua..."jeb me mobile thus kar main khud par jhallaya aur hostel ki taraf badha... ye to sirf shuruat thi,us din hume zara bhi andaza nahi tha ki humare sath kya kya hone wala
hai....sharab dukan wale ko maloom nahi kaha se khabar lag gayi thi ki uske dukan se uske hisab kitab wala copy lekar bhagne wale is college ke the, usne jab college staff ko ye bataya ki kal raat ko teen ladko ne ye harkat ki hai to kuch ka dhyan seedhe hum teeno par gaya, aur unhone face test karane ke liye us sharab dukan wale ko college bulaya....aur hum teeno, is waqt wahi principal ke office me kisi muzrim ki tarah apna face test kara rahe the....
"yehi teeno hai sirji..jinhone humara lekha jokha wala copy maar ke le gaye rahin kal raat ke..." "iska saman ise wapas karo..."kadakti hui aawaz me principal bola....
"yes sir , hostel me rakkhi hai..."Arun ne jawab diya,..
"tum inke sath hostel jao aur apna saman lekar chalte bano idhar se..."sharab dukan wale ko bhi hadkate hue pricipal bola...
hum teeno waha se nikal hee rahe the ki us maha bakchod daru dukan wale ne apna sada sa muh fad kar principal se bola"teen botal RS ka dhan nahi mila hai, sirji "
"get looooooost...."
"kyun be chutiye, bose dk ,tere gand me itni akal nahi hai...jo tu waha daru ke paise mangne laga..BC"akad dikhate hue maine kaha...
"sun be, dobara us area me tu dikh bhi mat jana,warna wahi par Qutl kar deb..."wo bhi akad kar bola... "ja beta, ab na to tujhe teri wo copy milegi aur na hee tere teen botal ka dhan..."
"wapas jaun sir ke pass..."
"main to mazak kar raha tha..."turant apne tevar badal kar maine kaha"tu to bura maan gaya yaar....bhai hai tu apna "
Uske baad humne us daru wale ko paise aur uski copy di aur bag uthakar college pahuche, class me ghuse to ladko ne bola ki Principal sir ne hum teeno ko bulaya hai, ye sunkar rom rom kanp gaya ,aur ye dar satane laga ki principal ye khabar ghar me na de de, warna achchhi khasi pitayi hoti.....
"hey bhagwan,abki baar bacha le...kasam se aaj ke baad daru shabd bhi muh se nahi nikalunga...shaniwar aur mangalwar ko shudh shakahari khana khaunga...bas is baar bacha le..."main us waqt Principal ke samne khada hokar yahi soch raha tha aur yadi main sahi hu to yahi halat Arun aur bhu ki bhi thi.....
"tum teeno me se Arman kaun hai..."kuch likhte hue Principal ne puchha... "sir main..."
"ghar ka number batao..." "ji..."
"agle 10 second ke andar 10 digit ka apne ghar ka mobile number batao..." "xxxxxxxxxx....lekin kyun sir..."
"ab ye bhi batau...."apna sar upar karke Principal Sir mujhpar chillaye aur bole"kal raat ko bhi tum teeno ne bahut hungama kiya...aur sala tum logo ne is college ko bana ke kya rakkha hai...jaha ek daru wala apne paise mangane aata hai...."
"sorry sir...."
"roll no. Kya hai..."ek glass pani apne gale se neeche utarne ke baad unhone puchha aur jab maine unhe apna roll no. bataya to bole"padhne me achchhe ho..."
"thank you sir aur kasam se sir aage se aisa kuch bhi nahi karunga...aap bologe to main us raste bhi nahi jaunga, main khud puja path wala aadmi hoon,maloom nahi kal madira ko hath kaise laga liya,warna main to cold drink tak nahi peeta sir....aaj ke baad bilkul aisa nahi karunga...ghar me call mat karo...."aur uske baad hum teeno ne ek bada sa "pleeeeease" bola
"ek-ek application taiyar karo aur usme ye likho ki aaj ke baad yadi maine aisi galti ki to mujhe aap college se seedhe nikal sakte hai..."
"thank you Sir..."
jaise taise jaan chhuti to hum teeno class ki taraf bhage...lekin mujhe ye nahi pata tha ki waha deepika mam apne seene ka dard liye meri raah taak rahi thi....
"May i come...."deepika mam ko class ke andar dekhkar meri juban ladkhada gayi... "IN..."
aaj deepika mam kuch ukhadi-ukhadi si thi,jaha pahle wo aksar chalti class ke beech me muskura ke dekhti thi aaj wahi wo mujhe dekh tak nahi rahi thi, usne sabse ,class me baithe 60 me se 59 students se welcome party ke baare me puchha ,siway mujhe chhodkar.....jab itni hot item jo pahle aap par fida ho aur phhir is tarah se palti maar jaye to dard to hota hee hai...lekin ye dard left side wala na hokar right side wala ya phhir kamar ke neeche wala dard tha.....
"have a nice day..."bolte hue deepika mam class se nikal gayi ,aur isi ke sath recess ka time bhi ho gaya....
Deepika mam ke waha se jane ke baad main bahut der tak sochata raha ki kya karu, use manau ya phhir usi halat me chhod du ,jaisi halat me wo hai....lekin phhir practical ke 40 number ka khayal aaya aur main waha se uthkar seedhe computer lab ki taraf badha....
"good afternoon mam..."lab ke andar ghuste hee main bola... "what is conservation of energy..."
" energy can never be created or destroyed..It transform only one form to another form...." "but i can create a program and delete a program...Sit down..."
"thank you mam, maine socha ki kal raat wali vajah se aap naraz hongi..." "stand up..."
"kyun..."
"jake darwaza band karo,"
"lekin is beech yadi koyi aa gaya to..."us waqt main deepika mam ki aankho me ye jhakne ki koshish kar raha tha ki wo karna kya chahti hai...
"sab teachers meeting ke liye new building me gaye hai siway do teen ko chhodkar...aur yadi is beech
koyi aa gaya to nuksan tumhara hoga..."usne apna purse khola aur lipstick nikalte hue boli"main sabko yahi bolungi ki ,tum jabarjasti yaha ghus aaye the..."
"kya mam, ek to waise bhi kal wala kand yamraj ke mafik mere idhar udhar ghoom raha hai,upar se aap aur dara rahi ho..."
"khud ko bachane ke liye to jhooth to bolna padega na...muaahhh.."mujhe ek flying kiss dete hue wo boli"darwaza band kar do, "
"yes mam ,"darwaze ki taraf badhte hue maine socha"ruk sali aisa chodunga ki tera sara anjar panjan dheela pad jayega "
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