Romance sardani aunty ko apni banaya

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Main : mere khayaal teh karengi..

Beejee : teh tu dus..kedi rang di chunni paavaan is suit naal ?

Main : par twaanu chunni pehene ki lod (zaroorat) ki eh..

Beejee : teh ki main ghar de bahar bagger chunni de jaavan..

Main : aa ho..teh kya hua
Beejee : tu pagal eh..shareef gharaan di auratein ghar to  bahar chunni kar ke hi nikaldi enh
Main: par kis waastey..



Beejee : kis waastey!…. taki log unhaanoo buri nazraan naal naa dekhein



Main : ki gal kar de ho beejee…..chunni de bagger log buri nazar naal kyon dekhaange ?



Beejee ke chehre pe halki see muskaan thee jo vo chupaane ki koshish kar rahee thee


Beejee : ramu..tu 18 saal da ho gayaa eh tenu eh vi nahin pata.
Main : main-nu kaun dussegaa beejee..
Beejee : tenu dis nahin raha ki agar main ne chunni nahin pehenee teh….kis tarah dussaan tenu..
Main : achchaa beejee, chunni da kaam ki hai..
Beejee : chunni dhakkhan waastey ki jaandi eh..
Main : dhakkhan waatse..ki dhakkhan waastey..choti see chunni aakhir ki dhak sak di eh..?..beejee tussi vi teh eh safed chunni paa rakhee eh..ki dhak di payee eh yeh?..main-nu teh lagdaa nahin kuch vi dhak di payee oh..(maan vich beejee  tusi jina marzi is chunni naal apne mamme dhal lo loka ne ta dhek hi lene  ne.)
Beejee : teh le hun main chunni utaar di aan..


Beejee ne chunni utaar di
Beejee : le..hun dus..eh chunni pehle kuch dhak di nahin payee see



Main : oh..beejee.. main samajh gayaa..eh aurataan de unhaan noo dhak di eh..



Beejee : ah ho..eh aurataan de unhaan noo dhak di eh


Main : main taa kadi aurataan de dhakkhan wali cheez teh gaur hi nahin kitaa…hun main market jaate hue iss cheez teh gaur karaangaan..
Beejee : cheez..kis cheez teh gaur karegaa ?
Main : eh hi ki kis aurat ne dhaki hui eh aur kisne nahin…
Beejee : tu zaroor maar khaaeygaa..
Main : par beejee..aurataan noo oh dhakkahn di lod ki eh..marad teh nahin dhak de
Beejee : jo auraton da honda eh o maradon da naihin honda..



Main : oh teh theek eh..par marad aurtaan de un pe buri nazar kyun dalenge ?



Beejee thoda sa muskurate hue bolin



Beejee : shayad maradaan noo o cheez achchee lagdee eh..


Main : eh lo..es ich achcha lagne wala ki eh..
Beejee : eh main-nu ki pataa…..tu eh dus ki kaunsi rang di chunni is suit naal match karegee..



Main : beejee mere khayaal naal teh kaali rang di chunni hi is naalon match karegee..


Beejee : hmm..shayad tu theek kendaa eh..kaali chunni  teh mere paas hai vi..