26-09-2020, 11:13 PM
Jaanki Lal: (Kaanta Ke Jaangho Ko Sahlaate Huye) Are Bahu ………. To main Bhi Kewal Sparsh Hi Kar Rahaa Hooooo……. Aur Kya Kar Rahaa Hoo?
Kaanta: Wo To Theek Hai Babu Ji Lekin Aap To Meri Nighty Ke Andar Haath Daal Kar Sahlaa Rahe Hai………..
Jaanki Lal: To Beti Main Kab Kahaaaaaaaaa tha Ki Main Tumhe Night Ke oopar se hi sparsh Karungaa……… Neeche se Nahi……
Jaanki lal Ke Is Jawaab Ko Kaanta Ke Paas Koi Jawaab Nahi Thaa ……… Kyoki Baat Chhune Ki Huyee Tha……… Na Ki Upar Yaa Neeche Ki Baat Thi……… Kaanta Ko Chup Dekhkar Jaanki Lal Samajh Gaye Ke Kaanta Ne Moun Swikirti De Dee Thi. Ab Jaanki Lal Anpee Ungliyo Ko Aur Jor Lagaa Kar Kaanta Ke Jaanngho Ke Agle Bhaag ko Sahlaane Ki Koshish Karne Lage……… Lekin Wo Safal Nahi Ho Paa Rahe The……. Ye Dekh Kaanta ne Dheere se Apne Dono Ghutno Ko Halke se Uppar Kar Diyaa…………. Jaanki Lal Kaanta Ka Ishaara Samajh Gaye aur unhone Kaanta Ki Nighty Ko Kaanta Ke Jaangho Tak Upar Kar Diyaa…….. Ab Kaanta Ki Gori Maansal Jaanghe Jaanki lal Ke Aankho Ke Saamne Nangee Thi……. Jaanki lal Ne Pehle To Kaanta Ki Jaangho Ko Gaur se dekhaa aur phir apne dono Hathelio Ko Kaanta Ke Kele Ke Tane Jaise Chikne Jaangho Par Rakh Diyaaaaaaa………. Ufff……… Itnee Chiknee Jaange Aaj Tak Jaanki lal Ne Kabhi Nahi Dekhee Thi………. Uskee Jaangho Par Ek garmee se mehsoos Ho rahee Tha Jaanli Lal Ki Hathelio Ko…….. Jaanki Lal Ne Man Hi Man Sochaa……… JAB DARWAJE KE BAAHAR ITNEE GARMEE HAI TO ANDAR TO BHATTI JAL RAHEE HOGEE…………… Aur Kaanta Ke Jaangho Par Bhar Apnaa Haath Pherne Lage……. Kaanta Ko Bhi Apne Jaangho par Jaanki lal ke Haatho ka Sparsh Badaa Hi Aanadnmayee Lag Rahaa Tha. Jaanki lak Kaanta Ki Jaangho Ko Sahlaate Huye Bole.
Jaanki Lal: Ek Baat Kahu Bahuuuuuuuuuuuuuu………….
Kaanta: (Madbhari AAwaj Me) Haa …………. Babuuuuuuuuuuuu…….. Jiiiiiiiiiiiiii Boliye…
Jaanki lal: Maine Apnee Jeevan Me bahut se Aurto Ke Jaangho Par Haath Pheraa hai………… Magar Itnee Chiknee, Intee Sunder aur Sudaol Jaangh Maine Aaj Tak Nahi Dekhi………..
Sach Keh Rahaa Hoo Kaanataa……. Kasam Se …………….. Tum Bahut Hi Sunder Ho Aur Badi Mast Bhi Hoooo………….. Tumhare Jaisee Aurat ke Saath Sambhog Karnaa Bade Bhagya Ki Baat Hotee hai…………
Jaanki lal Ne Baato Hi baato me Kaanta ko Yeh Bataa diyaa ki Unknee Manshaa Kya Hai……. Kaanta Bhi Jaanki lal Ke Kaamjwalaa Me Ghee Daalte Huye Bolee…………
Kaanta: Aaiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssseeeeeeeeee bhi kya baat hai mujhe Baaaaaabbbbbbbbuuuuuuujiiiiiiii ………………
Jaanki lal: (Ab Jaanki Lal ka Haath Jaangho se Oppar Kaanta Ki Gaand Ke Neeche Wale Bhag Tak Pahuch Rahe The) Tum to Kaam Ki Devi Lagtee hai………. Bilkul RATEE Lagtee Ho…….
Kaanta: Baaaaabbbuuuuuuuji Main Aapko Kahaa se RATI Dikhtee Hooo?
Jaanki Lal: Tumharaa Har Ang Rati Ka Hai……….. Agar Khul Ke Bolungaa To Buraa Maan Jaaogeee
Kaanta: Aap mujhe KHOL Ke Masal Sakte Hai, Lekin Khul Ke Bol nahi Sakte?
Jaanki lal Is Prashn se Samajh Gaye ki Kaanta Kya Keh Rahee Thi……. Jaanke Lal Bole
Jaanki lal: Kaanta Tumhraaee Ye Badi Badi Aanhke…….. Kitnee Gehraaee hai Inme……. Har Aadmee Doobna Chaahta Hai In aankho me……… Aur Ye Tumhare Kaamuk Hot……… Aise Ras Bhare Hotho Ko To Har Insaan Choomna Aur Choosna Chaahegaa………… Aur Tumhare VISHAAL Aur KATHOR Stan……. Mat Poocho kaanta Kitne Kayaamat Dhaate Hai Ye…… Agar Kisi Mahaatma Ke Pass Akelee Chalee Jaaogee To Wo Bhi Inko Dabaaye Aur Binaa Choose Nahi Choodegaaa……
Ye Baat sahi Thi Tabhi To Swami Ji Ne HAWAN Ke Dauraan KAANTA Ke SANTRE Ka Juice Piyaa tha………… Jaanki lal Aage Bole…….
Jaanki lal: Aur tumhare Ye Choude Chude Aur Bhaaree Kulhe…….. Jab Tum Chaltee Ho To Ye Bade Hi Sexy Andaaz me Hilte Hai…………. Aur Inhe Hiltaa dekhkar BUDDHO Ka Bhi KHADAA Ho Jaataa Hai…………. Aur sach Kahu bahu………….. Jab Kabhi main Tumhe Jhuke Huye Peeche se Dekhtaa hoo To Mann Kartaa Hai Ki Abhi Tumhare PEECHWAADE Ka Kaam Tamaaam kar Doo……………….
Jaanki Lal Ki Baat Sunker Kaanta Man Hi Man Aur Romanchit Ho Gayee……. Jaanki Lal Bhi Bade Hi Aaaram Se Kaanta Ke Maansal Jaangho Par Haath Pher Rahe The. Jaanki Lal Ab Dheere Dheere Kaanta Ke Nighty se Uske Kulho Ko Sahlaane Ka Prayaas Kar Rahe The, Lekin Chukee Nighty Neeche se Kuch Jyadaaa Hi Dabee Huyee Thi Isliye Jaanki Lal Apne Prayaas Me Safal Nahi Ho Paa Rahe The. Ye Baat Kaanta Bhi Badee Achchee Tarah se samajh Rahee Thi, Kaanta Ne Thodaa Maje Lene Ke Mood se Jaanki Lal Se Kahaa……..
Kaanta: Are Babu Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Ab ye aap kis Area Me Entry Karne Ki Soch Rahe Hai……….
Jaanki Lal: Are beti main tumhare (Kulho Ko Dabaate Huye) Is Area Par Bhi Achchee Tarah Nazar Daalnaa Chaahtaaa Hoo.
Kaanta: Are babu Ji Ye Area Chess Board Jaisaa Chhotaa Nahi Hai………….. Ye to Cricket Ka Maidaan Hai………… Jahaaaa Kewal Bade MATCH Hi Khele Jaante Hai…………..
Kaanta Bhi Ab Poori Tarah Khul Ke Doublme Meaning Baate kar rahee thi……….
Jaanki Lal: (Kaanta Ke dono Kulho Ko Apne dono haatho se Masalate huye)………. Are beti to Kya Huaaa Main to CRICKET Ka Bhi Achchaa KHILAADEE Hoo…….
Kaanta: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee Bauuuuuuuuuuuuujjjjjjjjiiiiiiiiiii ………… Aap To Jaante Hai Hai Ki Cricket Me Kaafi Daud Bhaag Karnee Padtee hai……………………… Is Umar Me MERI PITCH Par Daudenge to THAK Jaayenge Aap…….
Jaanki Lal: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee Beti Umar Ko Mat Dekho………. UMAR Ke Saaath Khelne Ka Experience Bhi To Badhtaa Hai…….. Agar Koi Apne Aapko Maintain Kar ke Rakhe to Meri Umar Me Bhi Khel Saktaa Hai…………. Ab tum Tendulkar Ko Sabse Sr. Hai Magar Ab Ab bhi Usme Runo Ko Bhookh Baakee Hai……….
Kaanta: To Aap Apne Ko Sachin Tendulkar Samajh Rahe Hai Kya????????????
Jaanki Lal: Us Pitch Ka to Nahi Magar (Kaanta ke Bade Bade Kulho Par Haath Pherte Huye) Tumhaaree Is Pitch Ka to Main Tendulkar Hoo………………..
Kaanta: Lagtaa Hai Ki Aaj Aap Meri PITCH Dekh kar Hi Dum Lenge……….
Jaanki lal: Are Bahu KHELNE se Pehle PITCH Ka Jaayjaa To Lenaa Hi Padtaa Hai naa………….. Kaanta To Aaj Khud Hi NIGHT Match Khelne Ke Liye Bekraar Ho Rahee Thi…. Bhalaa Usko Apne Pitch Dikhaane Me Kyaa Aitraaj Ho Saktaa Thaa. Isliye Kaanta Ne Jaanki lal se kahaa:
Kaanta: Chaliye Jab Aap Intee Zid Kar Rahe Hai to Mere Dhake Huye Maidaan Se Cover Hataa Lijiye …………….Aur ye kehkar kaanta ne Apnee Neeche Ko Or Dabi Huyee Nighty Ko Aage se Dheela Kar diyaa jisse ki Jaanki Lal ne Kaanta Ki Night Uske Kulho Par se hataa di…….. Ab Jaanki lal Ke Saamne Kaanta Ke Vishaal Kulhe ek Chotee Si Penty Jo Ki Bas Naam Matra Ki Thi Me Bagaawat Karke Baahar Nikal Rahe The…………… Kaanta Ki Penty Peeche Se Uskee Gaand Ki Daraar Me Is Kadar Fansee Huyee Thi Ki Uskaa Astiva Ka Hi Pataa Nahi Chal Rahaa The. Bas Kamar par Ek Patle Kaped Hi Patlee Si Pattee Jarur Dikhaayee De Rahee Thi……….. Jaanki Lal Ke Aankhe Pathraaa Gayee Kaanta Ke Nivasra Kulho Ki Size Dekh Kar……..
Kaanta: Wo To Theek Hai Babu Ji Lekin Aap To Meri Nighty Ke Andar Haath Daal Kar Sahlaa Rahe Hai………..
Jaanki Lal: To Beti Main Kab Kahaaaaaaaaa tha Ki Main Tumhe Night Ke oopar se hi sparsh Karungaa……… Neeche se Nahi……
Jaanki lal Ke Is Jawaab Ko Kaanta Ke Paas Koi Jawaab Nahi Thaa ……… Kyoki Baat Chhune Ki Huyee Tha……… Na Ki Upar Yaa Neeche Ki Baat Thi……… Kaanta Ko Chup Dekhkar Jaanki Lal Samajh Gaye Ke Kaanta Ne Moun Swikirti De Dee Thi. Ab Jaanki Lal Anpee Ungliyo Ko Aur Jor Lagaa Kar Kaanta Ke Jaanngho Ke Agle Bhaag ko Sahlaane Ki Koshish Karne Lage……… Lekin Wo Safal Nahi Ho Paa Rahe The……. Ye Dekh Kaanta ne Dheere se Apne Dono Ghutno Ko Halke se Uppar Kar Diyaa…………. Jaanki Lal Kaanta Ka Ishaara Samajh Gaye aur unhone Kaanta Ki Nighty Ko Kaanta Ke Jaangho Tak Upar Kar Diyaa…….. Ab Kaanta Ki Gori Maansal Jaanghe Jaanki lal Ke Aankho Ke Saamne Nangee Thi……. Jaanki lal Ne Pehle To Kaanta Ki Jaangho Ko Gaur se dekhaa aur phir apne dono Hathelio Ko Kaanta Ke Kele Ke Tane Jaise Chikne Jaangho Par Rakh Diyaaaaaaa………. Ufff……… Itnee Chiknee Jaange Aaj Tak Jaanki lal Ne Kabhi Nahi Dekhee Thi………. Uskee Jaangho Par Ek garmee se mehsoos Ho rahee Tha Jaanli Lal Ki Hathelio Ko…….. Jaanki Lal Ne Man Hi Man Sochaa……… JAB DARWAJE KE BAAHAR ITNEE GARMEE HAI TO ANDAR TO BHATTI JAL RAHEE HOGEE…………… Aur Kaanta Ke Jaangho Par Bhar Apnaa Haath Pherne Lage……. Kaanta Ko Bhi Apne Jaangho par Jaanki lal ke Haatho ka Sparsh Badaa Hi Aanadnmayee Lag Rahaa Tha. Jaanki lak Kaanta Ki Jaangho Ko Sahlaate Huye Bole.
Jaanki Lal: Ek Baat Kahu Bahuuuuuuuuuuuuuu………….
Kaanta: (Madbhari AAwaj Me) Haa …………. Babuuuuuuuuuuuu…….. Jiiiiiiiiiiiiii Boliye…
Jaanki lal: Maine Apnee Jeevan Me bahut se Aurto Ke Jaangho Par Haath Pheraa hai………… Magar Itnee Chiknee, Intee Sunder aur Sudaol Jaangh Maine Aaj Tak Nahi Dekhi………..
Sach Keh Rahaa Hoo Kaanataa……. Kasam Se …………….. Tum Bahut Hi Sunder Ho Aur Badi Mast Bhi Hoooo………….. Tumhare Jaisee Aurat ke Saath Sambhog Karnaa Bade Bhagya Ki Baat Hotee hai…………
Jaanki lal Ne Baato Hi baato me Kaanta ko Yeh Bataa diyaa ki Unknee Manshaa Kya Hai……. Kaanta Bhi Jaanki lal Ke Kaamjwalaa Me Ghee Daalte Huye Bolee…………
Kaanta: Aaiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssseeeeeeeeee bhi kya baat hai mujhe Baaaaaabbbbbbbbuuuuuuujiiiiiiii ………………
Jaanki lal: (Ab Jaanki Lal ka Haath Jaangho se Oppar Kaanta Ki Gaand Ke Neeche Wale Bhag Tak Pahuch Rahe The) Tum to Kaam Ki Devi Lagtee hai………. Bilkul RATEE Lagtee Ho…….
Kaanta: Baaaaabbbuuuuuuuji Main Aapko Kahaa se RATI Dikhtee Hooo?
Jaanki Lal: Tumharaa Har Ang Rati Ka Hai……….. Agar Khul Ke Bolungaa To Buraa Maan Jaaogeee
Kaanta: Aap mujhe KHOL Ke Masal Sakte Hai, Lekin Khul Ke Bol nahi Sakte?
Jaanki lal Is Prashn se Samajh Gaye ki Kaanta Kya Keh Rahee Thi……. Jaanke Lal Bole
Jaanki lal: Kaanta Tumhraaee Ye Badi Badi Aanhke…….. Kitnee Gehraaee hai Inme……. Har Aadmee Doobna Chaahta Hai In aankho me……… Aur Ye Tumhare Kaamuk Hot……… Aise Ras Bhare Hotho Ko To Har Insaan Choomna Aur Choosna Chaahegaa………… Aur Tumhare VISHAAL Aur KATHOR Stan……. Mat Poocho kaanta Kitne Kayaamat Dhaate Hai Ye…… Agar Kisi Mahaatma Ke Pass Akelee Chalee Jaaogee To Wo Bhi Inko Dabaaye Aur Binaa Choose Nahi Choodegaaa……
Ye Baat sahi Thi Tabhi To Swami Ji Ne HAWAN Ke Dauraan KAANTA Ke SANTRE Ka Juice Piyaa tha………… Jaanki lal Aage Bole…….
Jaanki lal: Aur tumhare Ye Choude Chude Aur Bhaaree Kulhe…….. Jab Tum Chaltee Ho To Ye Bade Hi Sexy Andaaz me Hilte Hai…………. Aur Inhe Hiltaa dekhkar BUDDHO Ka Bhi KHADAA Ho Jaataa Hai…………. Aur sach Kahu bahu………….. Jab Kabhi main Tumhe Jhuke Huye Peeche se Dekhtaa hoo To Mann Kartaa Hai Ki Abhi Tumhare PEECHWAADE Ka Kaam Tamaaam kar Doo……………….
Jaanki Lal Ki Baat Sunker Kaanta Man Hi Man Aur Romanchit Ho Gayee……. Jaanki Lal Bhi Bade Hi Aaaram Se Kaanta Ke Maansal Jaangho Par Haath Pher Rahe The. Jaanki Lal Ab Dheere Dheere Kaanta Ke Nighty se Uske Kulho Ko Sahlaane Ka Prayaas Kar Rahe The, Lekin Chukee Nighty Neeche se Kuch Jyadaaa Hi Dabee Huyee Thi Isliye Jaanki Lal Apne Prayaas Me Safal Nahi Ho Paa Rahe The. Ye Baat Kaanta Bhi Badee Achchee Tarah se samajh Rahee Thi, Kaanta Ne Thodaa Maje Lene Ke Mood se Jaanki Lal Se Kahaa……..
Kaanta: Are Babu Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Ab ye aap kis Area Me Entry Karne Ki Soch Rahe Hai……….
Jaanki Lal: Are beti main tumhare (Kulho Ko Dabaate Huye) Is Area Par Bhi Achchee Tarah Nazar Daalnaa Chaahtaaa Hoo.
Kaanta: Are babu Ji Ye Area Chess Board Jaisaa Chhotaa Nahi Hai………….. Ye to Cricket Ka Maidaan Hai………… Jahaaaa Kewal Bade MATCH Hi Khele Jaante Hai…………..
Kaanta Bhi Ab Poori Tarah Khul Ke Doublme Meaning Baate kar rahee thi……….
Jaanki Lal: (Kaanta Ke dono Kulho Ko Apne dono haatho se Masalate huye)………. Are beti to Kya Huaaa Main to CRICKET Ka Bhi Achchaa KHILAADEE Hoo…….
Kaanta: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee Bauuuuuuuuuuuuujjjjjjjjiiiiiiiiiii ………… Aap To Jaante Hai Hai Ki Cricket Me Kaafi Daud Bhaag Karnee Padtee hai……………………… Is Umar Me MERI PITCH Par Daudenge to THAK Jaayenge Aap…….
Jaanki Lal: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee Beti Umar Ko Mat Dekho………. UMAR Ke Saaath Khelne Ka Experience Bhi To Badhtaa Hai…….. Agar Koi Apne Aapko Maintain Kar ke Rakhe to Meri Umar Me Bhi Khel Saktaa Hai…………. Ab tum Tendulkar Ko Sabse Sr. Hai Magar Ab Ab bhi Usme Runo Ko Bhookh Baakee Hai……….
Kaanta: To Aap Apne Ko Sachin Tendulkar Samajh Rahe Hai Kya????????????
Jaanki Lal: Us Pitch Ka to Nahi Magar (Kaanta ke Bade Bade Kulho Par Haath Pherte Huye) Tumhaaree Is Pitch Ka to Main Tendulkar Hoo………………..
Kaanta: Lagtaa Hai Ki Aaj Aap Meri PITCH Dekh kar Hi Dum Lenge……….
Jaanki lal: Are Bahu KHELNE se Pehle PITCH Ka Jaayjaa To Lenaa Hi Padtaa Hai naa………….. Kaanta To Aaj Khud Hi NIGHT Match Khelne Ke Liye Bekraar Ho Rahee Thi…. Bhalaa Usko Apne Pitch Dikhaane Me Kyaa Aitraaj Ho Saktaa Thaa. Isliye Kaanta Ne Jaanki lal se kahaa:
Kaanta: Chaliye Jab Aap Intee Zid Kar Rahe Hai to Mere Dhake Huye Maidaan Se Cover Hataa Lijiye …………….Aur ye kehkar kaanta ne Apnee Neeche Ko Or Dabi Huyee Nighty Ko Aage se Dheela Kar diyaa jisse ki Jaanki Lal ne Kaanta Ki Night Uske Kulho Par se hataa di…….. Ab Jaanki lal Ke Saamne Kaanta Ke Vishaal Kulhe ek Chotee Si Penty Jo Ki Bas Naam Matra Ki Thi Me Bagaawat Karke Baahar Nikal Rahe The…………… Kaanta Ki Penty Peeche Se Uskee Gaand Ki Daraar Me Is Kadar Fansee Huyee Thi Ki Uskaa Astiva Ka Hi Pataa Nahi Chal Rahaa The. Bas Kamar par Ek Patle Kaped Hi Patlee Si Pattee Jarur Dikhaayee De Rahee Thi……….. Jaanki Lal Ke Aankhe Pathraaa Gayee Kaanta Ke Nivasra Kulho Ki Size Dekh Kar……..