Adultery Intezaar ka ....Fal(.)(.)...meetha aur bada hota hai

[Binujan]

Classes over hone ke baad..main socha Soni sayad mere liye..door pe ya bahar wait karegi....bye bolegi ...

per ye kya... wo toh apne naye saheliyon se baat karte karte... college bus ki taraf chali gayi....

main bichara munh sukhaye hue...bike parking main gaya..apni bike nikalii aur sidha...ek chai ki dukan pe..

sara din ke classes ke baad..ek cigrette...aur chai toh banata hi tha...per dimag mera Soni ke khjayalon main tha..

aise kaise koi...atleast ek bye toh banta hai na...sayad main kuch jyada hi soch raha hun...mile hue ek hi din hua bhi nai...aur

girl friend thodi hi na hai meri ....jo bye bolke jayegi....main bhi chutiya hun

Mera mobile baja..aur main apne khayalon se wapas reality main...

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Me: Hello ..

reply: Hello beta main Bua...tera college over ho gaya kya...

(Main man main..ahhh shit main to bhul hi gaya ...Soni ke chakkar main)

Me:haan bua...main bus raste main hi hu..aa raha hu..bus 5 min..

Bua: haan beta ...main yahi school ke gate ke bahar khadi hu

maine phone rakha...aur Bua ki school ki aur chal diya...


Bua school ke gate ke pass khadi thi
Aaj bua kuch alag hi lag rahi thi....halka sa makeup...achi si saree..aur honthon pe halka lipstick...

Me: wahhh...bua..aaj to aap bahut sundar lag rahi ho..ye saari aap pe achi jach rahi hai..koi spcl occasion hai kya..aaj

Bua: Mere bike pe baithte hue..."nahi re...saree rakhi hui thi toh...socha pehn lu..."

Me: Bike age lete hue........"sachi aap toh gajab dha rahi ho.....aaj."

Bua: hat pagle aisa kuch nai....

aur phir break laga....unka haat mere kamar pe...aur unki badi badi chuchiyan..mere peeth pe...

meri aankho main jaise nasa cha gaya ...

Me: sachi bua....aaj toh school main...baki master log....aapke ke age piche hi ghumen honge.....

bua: jyada mat bol....mere school ke staf kaafi sarif hain..

Me: acha....kisiki tareef karne ...wale bure log hote hai....kya

bua: arey mera matlab wo nahi tha...matlab...tumhare jaise young ladke jaise line maarte hain na...aise nahi hai...koi

Me: ohh boring school hai phir aapka....waise main agar aapke school main teacher hota toh...main jaroor...line maarta...

Bua: mere helmet pa maarte hue..badmash ho gaya hai tu...in teen saalon main....

...main..bike..ko ek do break maara...jhat se.. aur unki chuchiyan...mere peethemain aur jyada sa sat gaye...

Me: haan badmash toh main ho gaya hu....bua....aap teacher ho punish kardena....

Bua ne mirror se mere ankho main dekha...aur sharmate hue...kaha...

Bua: Teri koi gf nai hai ....

Me: arey ..gf ki kya..jaroorat.....wo sab bekar time waste hai....

waise aap bhi to...ho meri girl friend.......
aap batayiye gf kaa kaam kiya...bike pe piche baithnaa......wo aap baithi ho....
sath main..ice cream khana....hum sath main chay pakode kha lete... hain...
aur...movie...wagera dekhna...hum cricket match dekh lete hai......
aur kuch hota hai toh boliye ..wo bhi kar lete hai...

ho gaya...aur kyu banau main gf...

bua....aap ho na meri girl friend....

Bua: haste hue...mere...aur paas aa kar boli....haan baba...main teri gf...

Me: toh ache se pakad ke baithiye na....feel toh ho gf wala...

Bua:..phir se mere helmet pe maarte hue...hat badmash...

phir hum idhaar udhar ki baatein karne lage...aur main unki chuchi ragdai ke maja lene laga...mera baboo rao ..pura tannn...

Bua ko unke gali ke pass drop kiya....raste se thoda chicken cig liya....aur ghar...


aaj bholi bhabi....thik 6.30 ko aa gayi....

wo subah ke time se jyada fresh aur....hasmukh lag rahi thi....sayad....subah ke jan pehchan ke baad wo anajn feel nhi kar rahi thi

wo room ke ander ayi...chair pe apna...purse rakhi  aur poochne lagi..

Bholi: chai banau ky bhaiya...

Me: arey nahi bhabi...chay maine pee li thi....aur haan main thoda chicken le aya tha...aapko time hoga naa..banane ke liye...

Bholi: Arey bhaiya...ye toh mera kaam hai....waise bhi shaam ke time jyada kaam nahi hota...ek jagah bas bartan dhona rehta hai
aur main wo khatam karke ayi hu...ab yahan se sidha ghar hi jana hai..
Mujhe bata dijiyega aapko kaise banane se acha lagta hai...

Me: Acha chaliye....main aapki thodi help bhi kar lunga...aur bata bhi dunga...

humne decide kiya ki bholi bhabi subah ke bartan dhoke....ata gundegi...tab tak main ..pyaj wagera kaat lunga..

Kitchen main hum apna apna kaam suru kiye....

Me: bhabi...main aapko apne style ka chicke banana sikhaunga..lekin ek shart hai..

bholi: kya bhaiya....

Me: aap apne liye bhi do roti bana lijiyega....khana khaake jayiega....

bholi : arey nahin bhaiya...meri sasu maa mera wait karegi ...khana banake......shaam ko wo hi khaana bana leti hai agar mujhe....kaam ho toh...
unke bete ko shaam ko jaldi nikalna hota hai...toh wo khaake nikal jaate hai..

Me: Kya karte hai  aapke pati...

Bholi: ek factory main watchman hain bhaiya...shaam ko jaate hai....subah laut te hai...

(Main man main..toh pura din sota hi hoga...sahi hai)

Me: koi bacha wacha  ..

Bholi: thodi si udas ho kar....." nahi bhaiya...abhi hua nahi hai...."

main unka chehra dekhke samajh gaya ...isliye maine jyada us bare mian poocha nai.. aur baat palt di...

Me: Mera wala chiken aapko acha lagega....ek kaam kijiyega....aap tiffin main pack karke le jaiyega....mausi aur aap dono ke liye...

Bholi: Thik hai bhaiya....agli baar se hum waise hi banayenge 

phir ...bholi bhabi..atta gundne niche baithi...

Me: bhabi...aap..Sovan bhai ke yahan kabse kaam karti ho...

Bholi: haste hue....ek saal ho gaye bhaiya ji...

Me: aap hasi kyu...

Bholi: wo thoda sharma ke munh niche karke....boli kuch nahi bhaiya...bus aise hi

Me: nahi nahi...kuch toh baat hai... batayiye na....
Sovan bhai ke bare main poocha toh aap has padi...

Bholi bhabi...hontho ke niche apni musukurahat dabake..waise hi munh niche karke aata gundne lagi...

Me: Batayi ye na bhabi....kya hua..

wo halka sa sharmate...aur hast hue..munh upar karke...boli

Bholi: mujhe pata tha aap mujhse kabhi na kabhi  Sovan bhai ke bare mein poochenge..

Me: kyun...

main khada hokar pyaz kat raha tha....upar se unke chehre ko dekh raha tha..
aur aata gundte hue... jab bhi wo pressure dene ke liye jhukti unki neck ke pass saree ka kinara fold ho jaata...

ahhh ...aur chuchi ka wo man mahok darar thoda sa dikh jaata..


Bholi...waise hi munh neeche karke boli...

Bholi: kyunki  aap subah jab Pramila bhabi ko Sovan bhai ko aankh maarte hue dekh rahe the...tab main bhi aapke piche hi khadi thi...aur maine bhi dekha tha..

Me: ohhh....

main thoda sa ruka....aur unki seene pe jhaankta hua bola...

Me: mujhe ajeeb sa laga dekh ke...kuch samajh main nai aya...

Bholi: ab biwi...bimar rahe toh marad kya kare....aur ye chinal ko to bus..property chahiye...

Me: Matlab

Bholi: isss....bhayia jee....mujhe dusron ki ghar ki baatein aapse bolni nahi chaiye thi....aap chodiye na ye sab...

Me: Koi nahi bhaabi aap ki marji ....main nahi poochunga..aap ko jab biswas ho tabhi boliyega..

Bholi bhabi ko thoda hich kichata dekh maine...bat palat diya..

Me: aap gas main ek side roti banaiye...main chiken shuru karta hu...

aap ko gaana sunna kaisa lagta hai....gana sunengi..?

phir maine mobile pe ek acha sa gana lagaya...

hum aise hi mere ghar ki ..family ki batein..unke ...mohale ki najane kya kya batein karne laage aur khana banate rahe...

Wo roti bana rahi thi...main unke side main kitchen slab pe baith kar ..unki taraf munh karke batein kar raha tha..aur chiken bana raha tha..

side view se unka...sareer ka bhugol sahi pata chal raha...

bholi bhabi..aage se aur piche se...don taraf...se dhani thi...

chati pe chuchiya uthi hui..tight blouse main kaid...

aur piche....tanpure jaise gaand bahar ki taraf nikli hui...

man toh kar raha tha...yahi kitchen...main..piche se saree uthauu...aur khade khade....hi...

baboo rao main hulchul hui.....maine apne aapko samhala....


waise bhi ..Reema bua ki chuchi ghisayi ke baad baboo rao....ko thoda sa pyar ki jarurat tha...

Pummy di ko najane phir kab chodne ko milega.....halaki bas ek hi din hua tha....

yahi sochte sochte....najane kab meri najar unke...gaand per atak gayi thi...maine dhyan hi nahi diya....

Bholi bhabi...sayad..meri taraf dekhi...aur mujhe apna tanpura tad te hue dekhli..aur...phir boli

Bholi: bhaiya...aapka masala jal jayega...thoda aanch kam ..kijiye...jyada garam ho raha hai lagta hai...

Main apni khayalon ki duniya se bahar aaya...apni najar unke pichwade se hatake unki taraf dekha toh...wo apan najar jhukaye...halka has rahi thi
aur roti bel rahi thi...

Main man main sochne laga...chi ...bholi bhabi..kya sochengi mere bare main...

Me:haan...arey nahi...abhi jala kahan hai...thoda pani daal denge sab thik ho jayega...

aur maine thoda aanch kam kiya aur....thoda..pani dalke .....bhabi ko bola...
Me: aap thoda dekhiye...main ek cig marke aya.....haan....aapko koi problem toh nahi....waise main balcony main hi piunga...

Bholi : nahi bhaiya...mujhe koi dikkat nahi...mera marad bhi din raat bidi peeta rehta hai...

main....kitchen se nikal ke ....bahar aya..ek cig jalayi.....aur balcony main gaya...

bahar kafi andhera tha....street light ....aaj bhi band hi thi...

humare balcony ke ek kinre se kitche ki kheedki dikhayi deti hai...

Main wahan...khada hoke....cig phoonkne laga...aur...Bholi bhabi ko dekhne laga...

Main andhere mian...khada tha....unko pata hi nahi chala ki main dekh raha hu..

tabhi unhone...roti belna band kiya..piche mudke check kiya main hun ki nai...phir...apne pichwade ko side se dekh ke hasi....

phir apna ek hath uthake...apne sare ke pallu ka pin kholne lagi...aur...thoda sa dheela karke pin kardiya...

Ab mujhe pata chal gaya tha ki...unhone mujhe apni gaand dekhte hue dekh li thi....aur unko ye acha laga..

per unhone pallu dheeli kyun ki...kya wo muhjhe.....

nahi nahi....sayad garmi lag rahi hogi unko...

main cig peeke wapas aya....apna chiken check kiya..aur phir khada hoke idhar udahr ki baat karne laga...

Unka roti banana khatam ho gaya...tha...ab wo niche pade aate ko saaf karne ke liye jaise jhuki...mera...gala sukh gaya....

ittne paas se...unka cleavage..uff kya laga rah tha...kya ghati thi....unke badan se unki chuchiya gori thi...
unka pallu khisak gaya tha ek side ki chuchi par se..

kya size tha...baapre...wo bina pallu ke blouse main kaid...chuchi ...

pura tight aur gol...jaise bada sa....bel ho...ahh...mera to hat kas masane laga....

unki najar uthne se pehle hi main..chiken main jhankne lag gaya...

chicken banne ke baad ...maine khud ek tiffin main unki saas aur unke liye chiken...daalne laga..

wo mana kar rahi thi.....aur main jyada sa....daal ne laga....toh unhone mera hat pakad liya...

bolne lagi...bas kijiye....bhaiya....aap kya khaoge..saara toh de diye...

Me: arey bahut hai..itta nai kha paunga...main..

unke iss rokne aur mere jabardasti chiken tiffin main daalne ke chakkar main. ...mera ek kohni...unki...ek chuchi pe dab gaya...

ufff....maa kasam...kya..naram...tha....

Bholi bhabi ne mera hat choda....aur side main khadi hoke sharmate hue ....bus bus karne lagi..

maine tiffin pack kiya....aur unke hat main thama diya...

Bholi bhabi: bhaiya aapne ye acha nahi kiya...jabardasti ittaa sara...chicken de diye..

Me: koi nai bhabi....aaj aap mere hat ka ache se khayiee...

phir baad main....main bhi ache se aapko khaunga....

matlab aapka khana khaunga...

Bholi bhabi sharmate hue....kitchen se nikal gayi....aur phir bye bolke ..apne ghar chali gayi...

Miane phir...ek do ghanta...classes ke note check kiye....kuch sums banaye...aur khana khaya...

Jiase hi bed pe aya.....kal raat ki Pummy di ki thukai....Pramila...bhabi ki chudai....Reema bua ki chuchi ghisayi...aur bholi bhabi ki clevage dikhayi...yaad karke...
jabadast munth maari...aur.....thak ke so gaya.....