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Kareena Kapoor. Jiska naam hum saab jaante hai. Bollywood ki top actress jiska janm hua tha bade khandan mein. Bachpan se lekar aab tak kisi bhi chiz ki kami nahi hui use. Ab woh ek bade khandan ki bahu hai. Pati ek bada film star aur 2 bachche. Aaj bhi figure qatil. 40 ki hokar bhi madmast hai yeh. Kareena Kapoor jisne amir aur aisho aram ki zindagi hi dekhi hai. Lekin yeh waqt bahut ajeeb si chiz hoti hai. Zaroori nahi ki Kareena ki zindagi mein sirf ek tarfa amiri zindagi hi hogi. Aanewale waqt mein aisa situation bhi aayega jo uski zindagi ko hila ke rakh bhi sakti hai.





Waqt tha 300 saal pehle. Madhya Pradesh mein ek jungle tha jaha ek amir parivaar tha. Us parivaar ka ek mukhya tha jiska naam Sajjan Singh tha. Bade ghar ka aadmi. Gaon ka zamindaar. Dhaana gaon mein uskk hukumat chalti thi. Apne larivaar ke saath alishan makan mein rehta tha. Parivaar bada tha. Sajjan Singh ki riyasat taqate badhti jaa rahi thi. Woh waqt Mughal ka tha. Mughal ki taqate uspe aankh uthakar dekh nahi paa rahi thi. Sajjan Singh kuch jyada hi satta aur paiso ke nashe mein choor tha. Mughal ke badshah use apne saath judne ko kehte the lekin woh saaf saaf mana kar deta tha. Waqt gujarta gaya aur Mughal ka waqt khatam ho chuka tha. Ab woh ek kamjor shashan bana tha.




Aab aate hai Sajjan Singh pe. Waqt ke saath saath Sajjan Singh ki krurta badhti gayi. Jab maan chaha kisi ki bhi zameen hadap leta tha. Uske 3 bete aaye deen kisi bhi ladki ko uthake kuch bhi kar dete the. Sajjan Singh ki haveli mein Madari naam ka ek naukar rehta tha. Jo bahut hi buddha tha. Umar 70 saal. Madari ke 2 aur junior naukar the jo thik usi ke umar ke the. Sajjan Singh ka badhta atank logo mein darr ka mahol paida kiye jaa raha tha. Madari waise us haveli ka imandaar naukar jaroor tha lekin uski i.andaari aalhir mein dagmaga gayi. Uski wajah thi Sajjan Singh ki jawan beti jiska naak Abha Singh tha.Woh behad dilkash aur behad khubsoorat thi. Hazaro gaon mein uske khubsoorati ki charcha hoti thi. Mughal ka raja usse shaadi karna chahata tha. Apne aadmi ko Sajjan Singh ke haveli bheja. Woh 50 aadmi gaye to Sajjan Singh ke ghar Abha ko lene lekin lautke wapis na aaye. Sajjan Singh ne unko tezab ke talaab mein dubake maara. Itni kroor tarah se maara ki Mughal ka darbar dehel gaya. Darr ke maare kisi ki himmat nahi hui Sajjan Singh pe hamla karne ki.






Abha Singh ka pehredaar tha Madari. Isi wajah se woh dono saath mein chalte phirte.












Madari ke kaamo se Abha khush rehti. Madari koi mauka nahi chodta tha Abha ke saath nazdiki badhane ka. Dono ke bich bahut hi jyada umar ka farq tha. Sajjan Singh Abha ki shaadi to kya kisi bhi mard ke samne Abha ko bhatakne tak nahi deta tha. Abha bhi kisi mard ke pyaar se vanchit rehti thi. Isi baat ka fayeda Madari ne utha li. Madari aab laagatar Abha ko yeh mehsoos kara raha tha ki woh Sajjan Singh ke atyachar ko jhel rahi hai. Poore deen dukhi rehti Abha aur Madari nazdik aane laage. Abha ko kisi bhi mard ka sharirik pyaar nahi mil raha tha aur isiliye use Madari jaise kaale buddhe ko apna saathi bana liya. Madari aur Abha duniya se chupkar gaon ke ek andheri gufa mein apne jism ki pyaas ko bujhate the. Woh buddha kaala naukar Abha ko roj gufa ke andar chodta tha. Gufa mein aab Madari ne apna ghar bana liya tha jaha woh roz Abha ko bulata aur ghanto tak uske jism ko khud se lapetkar chodta tha. Abha ke andar sex ki pyaas is kadar badhne laagi ki woh ab Madari ko apne kamre mein bulakar ghanto tak sex karti thi. Abha ko ab Madari ke bina rehna jeena mushkil laag raha tha. Madari ke do buddhe saath Juggu aur Bali bhi is najayaz sambandh ke baare mein jaante the.




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Ek deen Madari ne Abha ko ek baat bataya. Usne Abha ko uske saath shaadi karne ko kaha. Abha ne apna darr jataya. Usne kaha ki agar haveli mein koso ko bhi pata chal gaya to jaan se haath dhona padega. Madari ne apne dono dosto ke saath use ashwasan diya ko shaadi karte hi woh char log kahi door bhaag jayenge. Abha ko yeh baat sahi laagi. Madari ne kaha shaadi ke liye apne haveli se kimti jevar aur sona chura laaye taaki bhagne ke baad aram ki zindagi charo log gujar sake. Abha ne yeh baat maan li. Agle hafte teeno buddho ne gufa ko saja diya. Shaadi usi deen honewali thi. Abha ne toorant subah subah saara saman le liya aur apne maa ki tijori se apne hisse ke saare gehne aur jevarat lekar bhaag gayi. Abha aur Madari ki yojna sahi jaa rahi thi lekin Abha ne ek galti kar di. Usne bhale hi apne maa ke chabi ka nakli chabi banaya lekin chori karte waqt locker ko thik se baand nahi kiya jisse Abha ke maa ki nazar us locker pe pad gayi. Locker ko thik se kholke dekha to sabhi ke jevar waha pade to the lekin Abha ka jevar gayab tha. Abha ki maa ko uska ravaiya kuch deeno se sahi nahi laag raha tha aur aaj uske hisse ke gehne na hone par aisa shaq hua ki woh kisi aadmi oe saath bhaag gayi muh kaal karwane. Abha ki maa ne toorant daudte hue Sajjan singh ko yeh saari baat bata di.




Ghusse se bokhlaya Sajjan Singh Abha ko dhubdhane ke liye 30 logo ke saath nikal pada. Sajjan Singh ne socha ki Madari ke paas jaaya jaaye. Shayad uska angrakshak hone ki wajah se woh kaha gayu yeh pata hoga. Lekin Sajjan Singh ko kya pata tha ki woh buddha is waqt mandap mein uski jawan beti ke saath shaadi kar raha hai. Sajjan Singh gufa ki taraf chal diya. Sajjan Singh ke aadmi bahar khade the. Sajjan Singh apne 2 beto ke saath andar ghusa. Andar la drashya jaise hi Sajjan ne dekha to pairo se zamin khisak gayi. Samne dekha to mandap mein uski beti ke gale mein Madari ne mangalsutra daal diya. Aab to sindhoor bhi maang mein laag gaye the. Ghusse se tilmilaya Sajjan ka beta dodte hue Madari ko pakada aur jor ka thappad maara. Dono bhai Madari aur uske saathi ko jor jor se marne laage. Sajjan daudta hua bahar gaya aur sabhi aadmiyon ko wapis chale jaane ko kaha. Agar sabhi aadmiyon ko pata chal gaya to poore gaon mein badnami ho jayegi. Madari aur uske do saathi maar kha rahe the.




Sajjan Singh ne Abha ko pakada aur khada kar diya baakiyon ke samne. Toorant Abha ne pandit ko bulaya aur shaadi tudwane ki rasam shooru ki. Sajjan Singh ke ghar ka pandit bahut wafadaar tha. Usne kaam shuru kiya. Shaasi todne ki prakriya shuru hui. Abha ne bahut koshish ki lekin kuch nahi ho paa raha tha. Ghusse mein Abha ne Sajjan Singh ke haath se bandook chin li aur khud ko goli maar diya. Marte waqt woh boli main sirf Madari ki hoon aur uske beena main nahi jeene wali. Abha ki laash ko dekhkar Sajjan Singh hakka bakka reh gaya. Jawan beti ki laash ko dekhkar rone laaga. Madari bhi rote hue Abha ki laash ko uthaya aur jor jor se roone laaga. Pandit ka vardan shrap logo ko laag jaata tha. Sajjan Singh uska khas mitra tha. Apne dost ka dard use dekha nahi gaya aur ghusse mein aake Madari ki taraf dekha. Madari us waqt bahut dukhi tha. Madari bahut jor jor se rone laaga. Woh pandit ghusse se madari ke paas aaya aur paani ko muthi me rakhte hue Madari pe chidak diya aur kaha ki yeh aadmi saalo saalo isi gufa mein bhatkega aur iske do chele dost bhi saalo se yaha hi batkenge. Yeh chahkar bhi nahi mrityu ko paa nahi sakenge. Madari ko ek aur shrap dete hue kaha ki woh itna badsurat lagega ki shaitaan bhi use swikar nahi karega. Madari bahut roya aur maafi manga.





Madari bahut jor jor se rota hua pandit se maafi maanga. Pandit bhi khud ke maan ko kabu na kar saka. Usne is shrap ne mukti paane ka raasta bataya. Kisi bhi kanya ke saath sharirik sambandh banaya to woh is gufa se nikal sakega. Madari ke do dost Gufa se bahar nikal sakte hai lekin unko bhi mrityu na milnr ka shrap mila. Unko is shrap se tabhi mukti milegi jab woh Madari ke saath sharirik sambandh wali ladki ke saath sharirik sambandh rakhenge. Matlaab teeno ko ek hi aurat ke saath sexual relation rakhna hoga. Agar yeh karne mein safal hue to Madari bahar nikal salega Gufa se. Lekin kaam se kaam teeno ko teen aurat ke baad 4th aurat ka Madari je saath shaadi karwani hogi. Tab woh is shrap se mukt hokar mrutyu praprt kar sakenge. Yeh kaam asan nahi tha kyonki koi bhi aurat Madari ke kurup chehre ko dekhkar sex to kya nazdik bhi nahi jaayegi. Isi wajah se aaj bhi 300 salo se woh Gufa mein bhatak rahe hai. Jaggu aur Bali raat ko hi bahar nikalte. Deen dahade nahi. Aaj woh Gufa itna poora aur bhutiya hai ki aas paas ke sabhi gaon wale gaon chodke chale gaye aur 2 kilometer door aake bas gaye.







Aab aate hai aaj ke waqt mein. Mumbai ke Bollywood mein caroro rupaye kamake raani ki tarah jeene wali kareena do bachcho ki maa banane ke baad apne career mein aage badhna chahati thi lekin kuch kamyaabi hasil nahi ho rahi thi. Use aab supporting actress ke roles offer hone laage. Kareena jo ek zamane mein itni badi superstar thi bhala use yeh supporting role kaise pasand aayeya. Apne kaam se tang aakar Kareena ne ghusse mein apne manager ko dhamki di ki agar use lead role ka offer nahi mila to woh use nikal degi. Pressure mein aakar manager ne kaam shuru kar diya. Aakhirkar kaafi deeno baad manager ne rahat ki saas li jab uske contact mein samne ek producer mila jiska naam tha Ali Abbasi. Ali Abbasi ek bahut jaana pehchana producer hai. Woh Kareena Kapoor ko lekar ek horror movie banana chahata tha. Waise Kareena Kapoor ka waqt thoda kharab chal raha tha isiliye yeh movie sign kar di. Use waise bhi horror movies nahi pasand. Waide bhi Dharma production ne uske saath doori bana li. Dharma pe waise bhi uska ghussa tha. Kareena Kapoor ne film sign to kar di lekin fees ki baari aayi to fee amount bahut kaam tha. Film ka budget bahut down hai. Waise bhi Ali Abbasi ki movie kai dafa b grade movie the. Budget kaam hone ki wajah se Kareena Kapoor ka signing amount 1 crore hi tha. Waise 1 crore Kareena Kapoor ke liye bahut kaam hai. Phir bhi chota role ya phir supporting role se aacha hai lead role mein kaam karna bhale hi story kitni bekaar ho.





Ali Abbasi film banane ke liye raazi to hua lekin film ki shooting Mumbai mein nahi ho sakti thi. Film ka co producer Naseer Hasan chahata tha ki shooting Madhya Pradesh ke Dhanna gaon ke paas ho. Naseer Hasan jiski umar 60 saal ki hai. Mota aur bahut hi kamina insaan. Production ke alwa cocin ka bada smuggle karta hai. Waise Kareena Kapoor ko itna door shooting karwana to bahana tha asal mein woh kuch aur karne ke firak .mein hai. Kareena Kapoor pe bahut saalo se nazar gadaya hua tha. Madhya Pradesh ka naam sunkar Kareena Kapoor ko bahut ajeeb laaga. Film producers ka clear instruction tha ki shooting poore 1 mahine tak chalegi. Kisi ko bhi wapis ghar jaane ko nahi milega. Aab rahi baat gaon dihadi to phir yeh saab Kareena Kapoor ke bas ki baat nahi hai. Naseer Hasan ne saaf saaf keh diya ki Kareena Kapoor apne assistant aur manager ko waha na le jaaye. Naseer Hasan ne Kareena ko guarantee bhi di ki waha local security officer ka security 24 hours rahega. Isiliye apne guards ko waha le jaane ki taqleef na kare. Laag to aise raha tha ki Kareena Kapoor ko waha bandeee banane ka plan chal raha ho. Aab yeh baat to producer Naseer Hasan aur director Ali Abbasi hi jaane. Ali Abbasi ka waqt bahut boora tha waise apni life mein sirf b grade movie hi ki hai. Waise uska bhi tharak dimaag Kareena Kapoor pe chaya tha. Pichle 20 saalo se koshish ki apne picture .mein lene ka. Waha ek aur bada instruction tha ki kisi ko bhi pata na chale ki Kareena Kapoor waha hai. Gaon ke kuch logo ko hi bataya gaya tha.





Agle hafte Kareena Kapoor shooting location pe pahunchi. Waha unko ek guest house mein rehna tha. Us guest house ko unhi ke needs ke mutabik banaya gaya tha. High facility bed room, Kareena ke kiye poora floor booked tha. Us floor mein sirf Kareena Kapoor hi rahegi aur koi nahi rahega. Baaki ke 3 floors pe sabhi cast and crew rehne wale the. Shooting to abhi 4 deen ke baad honewali thi. Kareena Kapoor us waqt sheher se bahar ek isolated area mein reh rahi thi. Waha jyadatar phones chalte nahi the. Kareena ko samajh mein nahi aa raha tha ki aakhir kis tarah ki film hai yeh. Kareena ko itna pata tha ki film mein uske saath Anil Joshi naam ka actor kaam kar raha hai. Kareena apne luxurious car mein pahunchi. Waha local security officer to nahi lekin Naseer Hasan ke bahut saare guards the.







Welcome Kareena Kapoor. Welcome. How are you ?" Ali Abbasi ne Kareena Kapoor ko poocha.



"I am fine. Lekin Ali yeh jagah bahut ajeeb laag rahi hai. I hope mere kehne ke mutabik mere liye sahi facalities ka arrangement ho gaya hoga." Kareena Kapoor ne thoda attitude dikhate hue kaha.




"Yes yes all done."




Ali Kareena ko lekar uske room ki taraf gaya. Us waqt sabhi logo ki nazar Kareena Kapoor pe tiki hui thi. Baat darasal yeh hai ki sabhi kog b grade movies pe set ka kaam karte the. Pehli baar Bollywood ke sabse badi superstar Kareena Kapoor ko dekha. Jyadatar sabhi log mard hi waha pe the. Ladies ka department bhi tha. Kareena Kapoor observe kar rahi thi ki saab use ghoor rahe hai. Woh bhi khud pe ghamand kar rahi thi ki aakhir 40 ki hokar bhi aaj bhi logo ko garam kar de waise laag rahi thi. Lekin Kareena ko us waqt ajeeb laag raha tha. Sabhi logo se introduction jab karwaya gaya to sabhi log jyada se jyada Mus*** laag rahe the. Itne ajeeb laag rahe the ki Kareena ko nervousness feel ho raha tha.




"Waise Kareena humare film ki shooting 4 deen baad hogi." Ali Abbasi ne kaha.


"Itna time kyon laag raha hai shooting start karne mein ?" Kareena ne frustration mein kaha.



"Thoda technique issue hai."



"Oh god. Tum saab bhi na mera ti.e waste kar rahe ho." Kareena Kapoor ka attitude jyada dikhane laaga.




Kareena Kapoor ke is attitude pe Ali Abbasi ko itna ghussa aaya ki gaand maar le uski. Waise bhi Ali Abbai ko bade stars ke nakhre ki aadat nahi hai. 35 saalo se b grade fil mein kaam kiya hai. Kabhi bade star ke saath kaam nahi kiya isse pehle aur kiya to kiya Bollywood ki sabse badi superstar Kareena Kapoor ke saath.




"Don't worry ma'am. Saab jaldi ho jaayega."




Kareena Kapoor aage badhi aur apne room ko dekha. Saab thik tha lekin ek chiz kareena Kapoor ko pasand nahi aayi. Actually sabhi chize branded thi lekin hair dryer koi local company ka laag raha tha. Kareena ne hair dryer ko uthate hue kaha "yeh to bahut local brand hai. Go get me a branded one."






Ghusse ko rokta hua Ali bola "Yes ma'am."




"Ek baat yaad rakho. Mera cooker alaag se mangaya jaaye. Woh sirf mere liye hi khana banayega."




"Ho jaayega ma'am."




"Abbi tum jao. I need some rest."




Ali Abbasi ka ghussa satve aasman mein pahuncha. Itni behayad aurat usne kabhi nahi dekha. Ali Abbasi apne room chala gaya aur whiskey ka peg lagake apne ghusse ki aag ko badhane laaga. Woh soch raha tha ki yaha se jaane se pehle Kareena Kapoor ko nanga karke use mardo se kis tarah se baat karni chahaiye iska lesson padhayega. Kareena Kapoor ne shower liya. Woh aab relax hui. Aab in 4 deeno mein woh karegi kya is baat ka samajh use nahi aa raha tha. Kareena apne bed le lete hue magazine padh rahi thi. Tabhi kareena ke intercom se phone aaya. Kareena ne call receive kiya.




"Hello. Who is this ?"



"Kareenaji main Anil Joshi. Is picture mein aapke saath kaam kar raha hoon."



"To kya ?" Lareena ne attitude dikhate hue poocha.



"Kareenaji yeh meri pehli picture hai kisi bade star ke saath. Aapse milna chahata hoon."



"Mera mood nahi hai. Not interested."




"Kareenaji aapke bade fan hai hum. Bahut ixcha hai milne ki. Please mana maat kariye."




Anil ne bahut request ki. Jisse Kareena bhi mana nahi kar saki. Kareena ne bhi socha ki woh bhi kya yaad rakhega ki kos superstar se woh mila hai. Waise Anil Joshi ke baare mein aapko bata doon. Anil Joshi waise bollywood movies mein side kick role karta hai. B grade movies .mein lead role. Waise aone career mein 250 se jyada films mein kaam kiya hai. Jisme 70% b ya phir c grade movies hi hai. Pichle 40 saal se bhi jyada in saab mein kaam kiya hai. Use to yakeen nahi ho raha tha ki itne bade Bollywood superstar ke saath lead role mein kaam karne wala hai. Kareena Kapoor jab paida bhi nahi hui thi tab se lekar aaj tak ghose pite role kar raha hai. Aaj kismat ka sikka uchla aur laaga diya ek superstar ke saath movie mein. Anil Joshi jo dikhane mejn mota aur rang mein average. Ek average Indian jaisa color na gora na kaal. Anil joshi Kareena ke room ke paas pahuncha aur door knock kiya. Kareena ne darwaja khola to Anil ko samne dekha. Anil ko dekhkar woh khud ko kosne laagi. Itne badsoorat log aur to aur usse bhi bahut jyada umar ka hero. Pata nahi yeh waqt usse kya se kya karwa raha hai. Kareena Kapoor ki khubsoorati ko dekh Anil jaise patthar sa khada ho gaya. Use yakeen nahi ho raha tha ki Bollywood ki superstar uske samne khadi hai aur to aur kafu deen tak saath rahegu saath hi saath aaj woh uski film ka hero bhi hai. Kareena ne thoda ego dikhate hue Anil ko andar aane ko kaha. Kareena piche mudi aurmuh bigadne laagi. Kareena ke peexhe khada Anil to jaise satve aasman mein ho aisa laag raha tha. Dono andar aake sofa pe beithe.





"Mujhe to yakeen nahi ho raha ki itne bade Bollywood superstar ke saath movie karoonga. Woh bhi phir se." Anil ne apne dil ki baat kahi.




Anil ki baat sunkar Kareena ko ajeeb laaga aur boli "Aapke sasth phir se ? Mujhe yaad nahi ki humne saath mein konsi movie ki."



"Mujhe yaad hai. Abbas Mustan ke saath apne jo movie ki usme aap lawyer ke role mein thi aur main judge ke role mein tha. Role mera waise chota tha."





Kareena ne apna dimag ladaya aur phir haste hue kaha "Yaad aaya yaad aaya. Aapko mein bhool gayi thi woh kya hai na chota role aapka tha to waise bhi mujhe kya yaad hoga. Waise kitne aaye gaaye log mere movies mein junior artist ka kaam karte hai. Sabko yaad karne ka waqt nahi hota humare paas. You know lekin ye sach hai ki hum apna waqt baaki alaag jagah use karte hai. Boora laaga ho to sorry but this is truth."




Kareena Kapoor ki baat sunkar Anil ko boora laaga. Kareena ka itna ghamand kisi ko bhi pasand na aaye. Anil waha se uth gaya aur darwaje ki taraf chal diya. Kareena rahat ki saas lete hue sochi chalo aacha hai itna kehne par yeh buddha nikal to gaya. Anil peeche mudke kaha "Bare star hai na aao bhala aapko kya chizo ki kami. Humse poocho jo roj struggle karte hai. Main bhi galat socha. Socha ki ek bade star ke saath kaam karoonga. Lekin saab gaalat nikala. Aap hum jaise gira sadakchap actors ko kya yaad karoge ? Main hi gaalat nikala ki aap jaise star ka fan ban gaya. Pata hota ki aap aisi hai to is movie ko sign hi nahi karta kam se kam apka asli roop dekhne ko to nahi milta. Main buddha hoon gawar hoon side actor hoon lekin is kadar apni beijaati bhi seh leta lekin is baat ka dukh na hota ki main apka saccha fan hoon."




Itna saab kehkar Anil waha se chala gaya. Kareena ko Anil ki baat ka bahut boora laaga. Usne yeh socha ki yeh kya keh diya usne ? Usne kuch jyada hi bol diya. Bechara buddha hai aur side actor hai to kya hua ? Mera fan hai. Mujhe bahut chahata hai. Mujhe aisa nahi karna chahiye uske saath. Mujhe maafi maang leni chahiye. Kareena Kapoor ko apne kiye pe pachtava hone laaga.



Udhar Gufa mein Juggu aur Bali kaam kar rahe the. Dono kitchen mein ek murgi ko pakadke katne laage. Murgi ko katke wo chicken bana rahe the. Jaggu aur Bali ek doosre se baat kar rahe the.



"Jaggu maine suna hai ek heroine aayi hai yaha pe shooting karne ?"




"Sahi suna hai tune." Jaggu masala milate hue kaha.




"Kaun si heroine hai jo yaha pe aayi hai ?"



"Kareena Kapoor."


Bali daant masalte hue bola "Maa ki aankh. Abey yeh Kareen Kapoor aayi hai ? Tujhe pata hai humare maalik Madari ko kitni pasand hai. Tujhe lagta nahi ki hume ise laana chahiye yaha pe."



"Sapne maat dekh. Waise bhi kisi raand ko yaha laate bhi hai to maalik ki parchai dekhke darr jaati hai. Mallik ne 300 saal kisi bhi aurat ke saath chudai nahi ki. Uspe se jab se pata chala ki yeh Kareena raand aayi hai, tab se baas jor jor gurra rahe hai."



"Waise maalik be ek aur baat kahi thi. Unko kai deen ho gaye i saani maas khaye."



"Kaise insaani maas milega. Koi harami aadmi yaha pe aata hi nahi hai. Jo bhi aata hai shareef log hi aate hai. Maalik aache aadmi ko nahi maarte."



"Hmmm. Waise bhi lekin kai dafa raandi aurtein apne premi ke saath yaha pe aayi hai. Yaad hai na kaise agwa humne kiya tha phir pichli baar 3 ladkiya uthake laaya tha jo raand thi. Halaki usko paisa dekar chudai bhi ki lekin koi khas maja mahi aaya kyonki maalik ko dekhlar hi gaand phat jaati hai in raand logo ki."



"Chaal aab kaam chalu rakh warna maalik ka ghussa badh jaayega agar time se khana nahi mila to."



"Ha khana bana hi raha hoon lekin tu jaa jaake mallik ke kamre mein jaake dekh ki woh kar kya rahe hai ?"




Jaggu glass mein sharab bharke room ke andar gaya. Room ke darwaje ko knock kiya. Andar se aane ki awaz aayi.




"Maalik apne T.V nahi chalu ki ?"



Andhere mein beitha hua aadmi bola "Tumko kaha tha maine magazine laane ko. Lekar aaye ?" Aadmi ki awaz bahut darawani thi.



"Ha maalik."



"Mujhe do."




Jaggu kamre mein pahuncha aur fan chalu kiya. Us aadmi ke table par se kaal raat ke sharab ki bottle hatake nayi sharab ki glass aur bottle rakha. Table ko saaf karke maalikke liye porn magazine rakha.





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"Waise maalik poore deen sharab maat piya karo."



"Kyon ? Sehat ke liye kharab hoti hai."




"Nahi aisi baat nahi hai."




"Jaggu main insaan nahi hoon. Main to ek bhatakta rooh hoon. Maut maang raha hoon lekin mil nahi rahi hai."




"Sab thik ho jaayega maalik."




"Kya thik hoga ? Jhooti dilasa maat do Jaggu."




Jaggu apne aansu pochta hua bola "Saab thik ho jaayega."




"Acha yeh batao ki mujhe woh Saba Khan naam ki raand wapus kab milegi ?"




"Main kaal apke paas lekar aaun ?"




"Haa lekin aankho mein patti daal dena warna use jagah aur meri darawani shakal dikh jaayegi." Andhere se woh aadmi khada hua. Woh koi aur nahi Madari tha. Bhediya jaisi awaz aur kadroopi shakal se woh ek darinda lagta hai aab.





"Kaal usko yaha lekar aaunga. Phir jo karna ho maje se karna."




"Hmmmmm."




Jaggu waha se chala gaya. Aaj bhi yeh khandar gufa apne mein kai saare badlaav laa chuki thi. Adhunik jamana hai to is hisaab se teeno bhi thoda bahut badal gaye. Lekin un teeno mein se kadari aaj bhi Abha ko yaad karta hai. Usko phir se jee bharke chodna chahata hai.




Wahi guest house mein KareenaKapoor apne makeup artist ke saath busy thi. Aaj movie ka poster photoshoot hai. Thoda sexy outfit poster cut mein hona jaroori hai. Aakhur story hi kuch aatpati si hai. Kareena Kapoor apne sexy dress pehenke photoshoot karne laagi. Waise yeh kehne ki jaroorat nahi ki kitni kayamat laag rahi thi kareena Kapoor.









Kafi der tak photoshoot chala. Kafi takes and retakes hue. Kareena Kapoor ka busy photoshoot complete hua. Kareena apna drink lekar bahar nikali. Bahar jab Kareena pahunchi to samne Anil Joshi ko dekha. Anil jaise hi apni aankhe upar ki to sne kareena ko dekha. Anil toorant wapis peeche mud gaya aur doosri jagah ki taraf chal diya. Kareena ko abhi bhi apne kiye hue bartav pe boora laaga aur woh naukar ko glass dete hue bhaagi. Kareena ne Anil ko awaz di to Anil khada ho gaya.













Kareena Anil ke paas aate hue "Dekho sabse pehle Maine ko tumhare saath bartaav kiya uske liye i am really very very sorry."



"Koi baat nahi. Maine maaf kiya lekin waise bhi main kaun hota tum jaise bade star ke samne baat karne wala ?"



Kareena Anil ke shoulder pe haath rakhte hue boli "Bhul jao us baat ko. Ab tum mere movie ke hero ho."



"Main side actor hu bahut buddha hoon aur to aur jaanti ho mujhe mushkil se 1 lakh rupees hi mila jo tumhare liye ek mamuli rakam hai."




"Please Anil aisa maat kaho. Main bahut boora mehsoos kar rahi hoon."




"Arey isme boora maat mano. Yeh to humare liye roj ka hai."





"Aab se nahi. Now onwards you are equal to mee. Aab jab ki tum mere lead hero ho to kyon na saath mein ek jaisa status rakhe."




"Matlaab."




"Hum dost jaroor ban sakte hai." Kareena kapoor e haath aage badhaya.



"Aap waise itni bhi boori nahi hai." Anil ne haste hue haath milaya.




Waise kamal ki baat hai. Anil ki tamanna poori hui. Ek sexy heroine ke saath handshake karne ka. Aab woh ek bahut badi sex bomb aur Bollywood ki superstar Kareena kapoor ka hero hai.



Do dosto yeh mera bahut important attempt hai. Please jaroor batana kkiKareena Kapoor pe based yeh story kaise laagi aapko kyonki aage jaake bahut kuch honewala hai.