06-09-2020, 09:32 PM
Kehate hai na " Dar badar sir patak ne se ky hoga .....wahi hoga jo likha hoga". Isi ke sath hum anty ke ghar pohach gaye .....waha pe bhot sare log jama the ....tab mujhe pata chala unke chacha ke beti ki shadi hai yane behan ki shadi hai .....anty ke maa ne humara swagat achhe se kia .....yaha bata du un ka ghar bi aam gaon ke ghar saman hai jaise ek kamara cement ka aur baki mati ka
Kahi se ek ladka(Rahul) jo lag bhag mere umra ka tha daudta hua anty ke pass aya aur un se lipat gaya ........ye un ke bhai ka beta hai ....gaon me koi dost mil jaye to gaon ka apana hi maja hai.....jab sone ka time aya to mujhe aur rahul ko bahar sona pada
O din to aise hi bit gaya
Dusre din rahul mujhe apane dosto se milane le gaya ....jab hum waha gaye tab o sare ladke ....phuddi land chut gand yehi bate kr rahe the ....oooski aisi hai ....osski waisi hai wagera wagera ......
Jab rahun ne mujhe dekha aur kaha kya hua ye sab to normal hai
Main ....hai ...ky bat kr ra ...ye to gandi chije hai
Rahul nahi yar isi me to zindagi hai mere bhai is ke bina kuchh nhi......
Tune kabi chudaai nhi ki kya ...
Mai....bhai ye kaise krte hai
(Mujhe thoda thoda pata tha pr mai un ke aage batana nhi chahata tha )
Rahul ke dost mese somu bola
Sonu : bhai jis se tu mut ta hai na use land kehate hai aur jis se ladkia mut ti hai us ke bad jo dusra chhed hota hai ...gand wala chhod ke use choota ...boor ...phuddi bolre hai ....jab land us me jata hai use chudaai kehate hai mere bhai........pr tu phikar mat kr apan dikhayega tujhe sab kuchh ....tu rahul ka dost to apan ka dost
Chandru :2 dost bola teri chachi ko hi chodane deta ise mast mall hai ......
3 dost chetan : nahi nahi chanderu ki bua ko chudwa denge ....
Ye sab bate sun ke mai her an tha ....koi aisa kaise bol sakta hai ....par maja bi aa raha tha ....
Tab rahul bola bhai maje isi me hai aur aisi bolne se ladki jaldi niche aati hai ...chal chhod chal pahadi ke aur chalte hai ....
Hum pahadi ke udhar chale gaye ...tab waha pe ek ladki ko dekha .....o waha bakariya chara rahi thi ....mai ne dekha somu us ke pass gaya aur us ka hath pakahda aur kuchh bate kr ne laga ...hum thodi duri pe the to sunai nhi aa raha tha ....fir use leke pass me bane ek dhabe type ghar me chale gaye .....
Chandru us ki bakariya dekh ne laga aur rahul mujhe dhabe ke pass le gaya ...jab hum waha pahuche to rahul ne ek khidki khol ke mujh se bola dekh ise bolte hai chudaai....jab mai ne undar dekha waha somu us ke chuphi daba raha tha kiss kr raha tha aur ek hath us kha us ke chaddi ke undar tha ....ye sab dekh ke mujhe bhot garam garam feel ho raha tha ...aur pehali bar mujhe aisa laga ki kash ye sab mai karta .......upper se chhota vickram jag raha tha tambu ban ra tha pant me ....
Under ab tak dono ne kapade nikal liye the somu ne use litaya aur apana land us choota me dal ke upper niche hil ne laga ...jab mai ne us ka land dekha to us ka lund mujh se 1 inch chhota hi tha ....fir ky us ladki ke aahe .......
....aaaaahhhh oooohhhhh fuuuchhh suuccc cccccccc ........aaaoooohhhhh ....chod chod bhot din se tadap rahi hu tu ata nhi.......tujhe yad nhi aatti aaaaajjjjj puri kasar nikaaaaaallll deeeee deree.......fir dono chikh ne lage lleeeeee aaaaaahhhhh aaaaaahhhhhh aaaaahhhhh aaaahhhhhh ....isi ke sath dono khali ho gaya ....ab waha sannnata tha ....jab ye sab hua Rahul mujhe chupake se le gaya .......
Hum chandru ke pass aaa gaye ....
Mai :rahul ye kon thi ...
Rahul ye hansika hai ek number mall hai somu ke ghar ke baju ne rehati hai ........
Mai gai ne kitne ghar hai ....
Rahul honge 150-200
.....
Ohh
....phir somu aur chandrika humare pass aaye ....jaise hi mai ne chandrika ko dekha ....mujhe o dhabe wala khayal aayaa ...mai us ke chichi ko ghoor ne laga ....
Chandrika bas has di aur boli Q re chhori chhori nahi dekhi kya ....
Mai sharma gaya aur niche dekh ne laga ....
Chandrika ....haaayyyy kya bat hai ...in haraamiyo ke sath ye sidha sadha kon hai ....
Rahul bola us ke bua ka relative hai ......
Chandrika ....kahi ye tere bua ka yaar to nhi hai ....
Us ki bat sun ke mujhe to dhakka laga ye ky bol rahi ......
Rahul ...tu aise mat bol
Chandrika ....sale tu apane bua ko chodane ke sapane dekh sakata hai mai bol nhi sakati.......
.fir aur kuchh bate hui aur hum ghar ke taraf nikal gaye ....
Raste me rahul bola tune jibi suna sab sach hai pr kisi ko bolna mat bhai warna mujhe ghar wale ghar se lat mar ke nikal denge...mai ne use bola mai kisi ko nahi bataunga par o teri bua hai
Rahul bhai duniya mai sirf ek hi rishta hai ....lund ko choota chahiye aur choota ko land ....aur waise bi mere fufaji me dam nhi hai ...ye bat mai bua se suni jab o maa ko bata rahi thi....phir hum ghar aa gaye ....sara din idhar jaa udhar jaa hi hota raha ......
Kahi se ek ladka(Rahul) jo lag bhag mere umra ka tha daudta hua anty ke pass aya aur un se lipat gaya ........ye un ke bhai ka beta hai ....gaon me koi dost mil jaye to gaon ka apana hi maja hai.....jab sone ka time aya to mujhe aur rahul ko bahar sona pada
O din to aise hi bit gaya
Dusre din rahul mujhe apane dosto se milane le gaya ....jab hum waha gaye tab o sare ladke ....phuddi land chut gand yehi bate kr rahe the ....oooski aisi hai ....osski waisi hai wagera wagera ......
Jab rahun ne mujhe dekha aur kaha kya hua ye sab to normal hai
Main ....hai ...ky bat kr ra ...ye to gandi chije hai
Rahul nahi yar isi me to zindagi hai mere bhai is ke bina kuchh nhi......
Tune kabi chudaai nhi ki kya ...
Mai....bhai ye kaise krte hai
(Mujhe thoda thoda pata tha pr mai un ke aage batana nhi chahata tha )
Rahul ke dost mese somu bola
Sonu : bhai jis se tu mut ta hai na use land kehate hai aur jis se ladkia mut ti hai us ke bad jo dusra chhed hota hai ...gand wala chhod ke use choota ...boor ...phuddi bolre hai ....jab land us me jata hai use chudaai kehate hai mere bhai........pr tu phikar mat kr apan dikhayega tujhe sab kuchh ....tu rahul ka dost to apan ka dost
Chandru :2 dost bola teri chachi ko hi chodane deta ise mast mall hai ......
3 dost chetan : nahi nahi chanderu ki bua ko chudwa denge ....
Ye sab bate sun ke mai her an tha ....koi aisa kaise bol sakta hai ....par maja bi aa raha tha ....
Tab rahul bola bhai maje isi me hai aur aisi bolne se ladki jaldi niche aati hai ...chal chhod chal pahadi ke aur chalte hai ....
Hum pahadi ke udhar chale gaye ...tab waha pe ek ladki ko dekha .....o waha bakariya chara rahi thi ....mai ne dekha somu us ke pass gaya aur us ka hath pakahda aur kuchh bate kr ne laga ...hum thodi duri pe the to sunai nhi aa raha tha ....fir use leke pass me bane ek dhabe type ghar me chale gaye .....
Chandru us ki bakariya dekh ne laga aur rahul mujhe dhabe ke pass le gaya ...jab hum waha pahuche to rahul ne ek khidki khol ke mujh se bola dekh ise bolte hai chudaai....jab mai ne undar dekha waha somu us ke chuphi daba raha tha kiss kr raha tha aur ek hath us kha us ke chaddi ke undar tha ....ye sab dekh ke mujhe bhot garam garam feel ho raha tha ...aur pehali bar mujhe aisa laga ki kash ye sab mai karta .......upper se chhota vickram jag raha tha tambu ban ra tha pant me ....
Under ab tak dono ne kapade nikal liye the somu ne use litaya aur apana land us choota me dal ke upper niche hil ne laga ...jab mai ne us ka land dekha to us ka lund mujh se 1 inch chhota hi tha ....fir ky us ladki ke aahe .......
....aaaaahhhh oooohhhhh fuuuchhh suuccc cccccccc ........aaaoooohhhhh ....chod chod bhot din se tadap rahi hu tu ata nhi.......tujhe yad nhi aatti aaaaajjjjj puri kasar nikaaaaaallll deeeee deree.......fir dono chikh ne lage lleeeeee aaaaaahhhhh aaaaaahhhhhh aaaaahhhhh aaaahhhhhh ....isi ke sath dono khali ho gaya ....ab waha sannnata tha ....jab ye sab hua Rahul mujhe chupake se le gaya .......
Hum chandru ke pass aaa gaye ....
Mai :rahul ye kon thi ...
Rahul ye hansika hai ek number mall hai somu ke ghar ke baju ne rehati hai ........
Mai gai ne kitne ghar hai ....
Rahul honge 150-200
.....
Ohh
....phir somu aur chandrika humare pass aaye ....jaise hi mai ne chandrika ko dekha ....mujhe o dhabe wala khayal aayaa ...mai us ke chichi ko ghoor ne laga ....
Chandrika bas has di aur boli Q re chhori chhori nahi dekhi kya ....
Mai sharma gaya aur niche dekh ne laga ....
Chandrika ....haaayyyy kya bat hai ...in haraamiyo ke sath ye sidha sadha kon hai ....
Rahul bola us ke bua ka relative hai ......
Chandrika ....kahi ye tere bua ka yaar to nhi hai ....
Us ki bat sun ke mujhe to dhakka laga ye ky bol rahi ......
Rahul ...tu aise mat bol
Chandrika ....sale tu apane bua ko chodane ke sapane dekh sakata hai mai bol nhi sakati.......
.fir aur kuchh bate hui aur hum ghar ke taraf nikal gaye ....
Raste me rahul bola tune jibi suna sab sach hai pr kisi ko bolna mat bhai warna mujhe ghar wale ghar se lat mar ke nikal denge...mai ne use bola mai kisi ko nahi bataunga par o teri bua hai
Rahul bhai duniya mai sirf ek hi rishta hai ....lund ko choota chahiye aur choota ko land ....aur waise bi mere fufaji me dam nhi hai ...ye bat mai bua se suni jab o maa ko bata rahi thi....phir hum ghar aa gaye ....sara din idhar jaa udhar jaa hi hota raha ......