Befikra...

[Rajakiller123456]

Update-103
Neha : are yaar itna bhao kyu kha rhe ho .fatafat bata do yaar.
Me : accha baba suno....!!
Mene ek scholarship ke liye apply kiya tha .uske liye me select ho chuka hu. Aur ab agle round
Ke liye Bangalore Jana h .agar waha me select ho gya toh mujhe 20lkh ki scholarship milegi.
Chachi : aree waah mere sher....!!!
Hume puri umeed h ki tum pakka select hoge...
Neha : haa mummy mujhe bhi yakin h .sanju pakka select hoga.
Rahul mujhse galle lagte huye.
Rahul : haa bhai aap hi select hoge....
Me : wo toh aap sab ki duao me depend krta h. Jyada se jyada pooja paath kro kya pta bhagwaan aap
logo ki baate sun le. Baaki apni mehnat toh puri hogi.
Accha CHLO ab toh mithai khalo.
Chachi : aree mandir me bhagwaan ko toh chada du. Phiir khaate h.
Rahul aaja mithaiya leke mandir me.
Fir rahul chachi ke saath mandir chla gya. Aur me aur neha wahi hall me bache.
Neha : ohho sanju ji....!!!
Ab toh lakhpati ho jaoge aap. Mujh jesi garib ko bhi yaad rkhna janab...!!
Me neha ko apni baaho me lete huye : mujhe toh sirf tumhara pati banna h janeman...
aur wese bhi ye scholarship agar jeetgya toh humdono ke
Ke hi kaam aayega na...
Neha mere baalo me haath firate huye : accha ji wo kese....??
Me : aree pagal honeymoon ke liye...!!
Neha sarmaate huye : hatt pagal....!!
Me neha ke gaalo ko kaat te huye : kyu yahi banaogi kya honeymoon....
Neha : choro abhi mummy aajayegi...!!
Me neha ko godh me utha liya aur room me le jaane lga .
Neha : sanju abhi nhi plz...