08-03-2019, 09:11 PM
Update-99
Ye kehte huye mene chachi ke gaalo me ek kiss kr maari.
Chachi mujhe hatate huye : itni baar kaha h teri chachi hu gf nhi. Fir bhi nhi sudharta . badmash kahi
ka. Chal jaake dinning table me beth. Nashta krne ke liye.
Me dinning room me chla gya .thodi der me Chacha rahul aur neha bhi waha aagye. Thodi der me
chachi bhi nashta wagerah lekar aagyi. Chachi ne pehle sabko parshad diya.
Chacha : kya baat aaj parshad kis khushi me...??
Chachi : sanju se pucho...!!
Yahi gya tha aaj subah subah mandir.
Chacha : kya baat h sanju aaj mandir aur ye parshad ...
Chakkar kya h...??
Me : kuch nhi Chacha. Wo bas aaj yuhi subah tehalne gya tha toh mandir bhi chla .bas wahi se ye
parshad le aaya.
Neha : humse bhi kehte toh hum bhi chal dete na...
Me : ESE hi chla gya tha .yaar.
Beherhaal humsabne nashta kiya aur fir apne apne kaam me nikal gye. Me aur rahul college ke liye
nikal gye aur Chacha apne office. Neha bhi apne college ke liye nikal gyi.
College pahucha toh pta chla ki result ki announcement after lunch hogi. Me aur rahul apni class me
pahuche . thodi der me professor bhi aaye aur lectures chalo krdi. Rahul aur me aage wali seat me
saath hi Bethe the. Mera dhyaan toh lecture sunne me hi LGA tha. But rahul sala padai me cum aur
idhar udhat jyada dhyaan lga RHA tha.
Rahul : bhai ye professor kitna pakata h....!!
Ek hi chiz ko ghuma ghuma kr batata h. Mera toh dimaag hi hil jaata h iski baate samajhte
Samajhte...
Me : saale padai me dhyaan de. Warna issi ke subject me latak jayega.
Rahul : bhai wo sab choro....!!
Anjum ko dekha aapne...??
Baar baar aapko hi dekh rhi h. Lagta h pasand krti h aapko. Batao toh baat kro aapki.
Me : saale kyu pitwane ki soch RHA h. Pata h na kiski behen h.
Rahul : toh kya hua. Ho kisi ki bhi behen....
Ye kehte huye mene chachi ke gaalo me ek kiss kr maari.
Chachi mujhe hatate huye : itni baar kaha h teri chachi hu gf nhi. Fir bhi nhi sudharta . badmash kahi
ka. Chal jaake dinning table me beth. Nashta krne ke liye.
Me dinning room me chla gya .thodi der me Chacha rahul aur neha bhi waha aagye. Thodi der me
chachi bhi nashta wagerah lekar aagyi. Chachi ne pehle sabko parshad diya.
Chacha : kya baat aaj parshad kis khushi me...??
Chachi : sanju se pucho...!!
Yahi gya tha aaj subah subah mandir.
Chacha : kya baat h sanju aaj mandir aur ye parshad ...
Chakkar kya h...??
Me : kuch nhi Chacha. Wo bas aaj yuhi subah tehalne gya tha toh mandir bhi chla .bas wahi se ye
parshad le aaya.
Neha : humse bhi kehte toh hum bhi chal dete na...
Me : ESE hi chla gya tha .yaar.
Beherhaal humsabne nashta kiya aur fir apne apne kaam me nikal gye. Me aur rahul college ke liye
nikal gye aur Chacha apne office. Neha bhi apne college ke liye nikal gyi.
College pahucha toh pta chla ki result ki announcement after lunch hogi. Me aur rahul apni class me
pahuche . thodi der me professor bhi aaye aur lectures chalo krdi. Rahul aur me aage wali seat me
saath hi Bethe the. Mera dhyaan toh lecture sunne me hi LGA tha. But rahul sala padai me cum aur
idhar udhat jyada dhyaan lga RHA tha.
Rahul : bhai ye professor kitna pakata h....!!
Ek hi chiz ko ghuma ghuma kr batata h. Mera toh dimaag hi hil jaata h iski baate samajhte
Samajhte...
Me : saale padai me dhyaan de. Warna issi ke subject me latak jayega.
Rahul : bhai wo sab choro....!!
Anjum ko dekha aapne...??
Baar baar aapko hi dekh rhi h. Lagta h pasand krti h aapko. Batao toh baat kro aapki.
Me : saale kyu pitwane ki soch RHA h. Pata h na kiski behen h.
Rahul : toh kya hua. Ho kisi ki bhi behen....