Romance sardani aunty ko apni banaya

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Beejee : hhaaaa..haaaa. ..mat kar..haaaa.. Main-nu gud-gudee honddddeeeeee. Aaa..eh.. Ab main unke pet pe gulaal malneh lagaa..main- ne doosre haath mein bhi gulaal le liya aur peeche se hi dono haathon se unke pet pe kas kas  ke gulaal malneh lagaa....
Beejee : ohhh..haaa.. Tu teh meri kameez vee kharab kharega.. Main : teh holi ich kapde kahan bachteh hai beejee..... Ab beejee ne jhuk kar thoga gulaal uthaayaa aur mud kar mere moonh par malneh lagee..
Beejee : tu mere hi lagaandaa rahega.kya.. Main tere vee teh lagaavaangi. ... Beejee mere moonh pe gulaal lagaa rahi thee..mere haath unke pet pe theh..main-ne bhi thoda gulaal aur liya..aur haath unki peeth (back) ke peeche le jaake unki peeth pe gulaaal ragadneh lagaaa...unki kameez unki skin se chipki hui thee isliye mere haath unki skin ke bilkul paas theh.. Beejee ne rang ka dibbaa uthaa ke mere sir pe daal diyaa...mere haath unki peeth pe theh..main-ne ek haath unke pet pe rakhaa aur phir dabbaaneh lagaa....... ...beejee phir hassneh lagee
Beejee : haaaaaaaa..haaaaaaa aaaa...eeeeeee. ... Beejee thoda choodaaneh ki koshish karneh lagee toh main phir unke peeche aa gayaa...beejee hass rahee thee....main- ne ek haath mein gubbaaraa liya aur haath mein rakhteh hue hi beejee ki dhunnee (navel) pe de maaraa..



Beejee : ah.... Main beejee ke gudgudee ab-bhi kar raha tha aur beejee hass rahee thee.. Main-ne ek gubbaara aur liya haath mein aur beejee ke right maamme pe de phoda..


Beejee : ah..ramu.. Kitheh (where) maardaa payaa eh.. Main-ne gubbaara maarteh hi maamme se haath hattaa liya main : beejee tussi vee teh dekho iss jagah gubbaara lagdaa eh teh kaisa lagdaa eh.. Main-ne ek gubbaara aur liya aur haath mein hi rakhteh hue beejee ke left maamme pe de phodaa..
Beejee : ah..holi eh.. Iss baar main-ne gubbaara phatneh ke baad beejee ke maamme ko halllllllllllkaa sa dabaa diya..


Beejee : ah.. Beejee ki kameez unke maammo se chipki hui thee.. Main-ne rangon ke paas ki chupaa kar bhaang rakhi thee..lekin main-ne us mein thoda sa roohafzaa (squash) mix kar diyaa thaa......main- ne bhaang ka ek gilaas uthaaya aur beejee ko diya..main beejee ke peeche tha aur beejee ke pet aur peeth pe gulaal lagaa raha tha....main- ne peeche se hi gilaas aageh kiyaa.. Main : eh lo beejee....thoda naashta vee karlo.
.Beejee : eh kee eh.. Main : kuch nahin beejee..rooohafzaa eh..main pehle hi banaa ke leh aayaa see.. Kisi ne bahut tez volume pe gaane chalaa diye...."ang se ang lagaanaa, sajan humein aise rang lagaanaa".. Beejee bhaang da saara gilaas ik jhatke ich pee gayee.. Main : achchaa lagaa beejee..
Beejee : ah ho..tu pehlee vaar itnaa achchaa roohafzaa banayaa eh.. Main : beejee..tussi bhaang piti eh....



Beejee : ki!...bhaang. . Main : ah ho beejee..holi teh bhaang piti jaandee eh...twaanu taste teh achchaa lagaa..



Beejee : taste teh theek eh..par eh peena theek nahin.. Main : beejee saal ich ik baar peeneh naal kuch nahin hondah....aur loge..



Beejee : chal..thodi de de.. Main : pehle thoda aur gilaa ho lo.. Main-ne rang ka dibba utha ke unke sir pe daal diyaa....vo mujhse dibba cheeneh lagee..cheenah jhaptee mein hum dono ka balance bigad gaya aur hum dono neeche gir gaye..khade khade thoda thak bhi gaye theh isliye phirse khadaa hone ki koshish hi nahin ki....beejee let gayee..unhone ne mujhse dibbaa le liya aur lete lete hi mujh par rang gera..main-ne ab ki baar pakka wala rang nikaalaa..aur beejee ke lagaane laga..



Beejee : eh nahin ramu..eh pakaa rang lagdaa eh..eh nahin main : beejee agar pakka rang nahin lagayaa teh yaad kaise rahegaa ki hum holi khele theh..lagvaalo beejee varna twaanu pata eh main teh lagaa hi doongaa...



Beejee : yeh rang asaani se nahin saaf hoga..aur agar iss beech tere sardar aa gaye toh unhen pata chal jaayegaa ki main holi kheli eh...phir o menu puchaangeh ki kideh naal holi kheli eh..teh main ki kavaangee... .nahin main nahin.. Yeh keh ke beejee khadi ho kar mujhse bhaagne lagee.. Main-ne socha pehle thodi bhaang peelee jaaye....... .main-ne bhaang ki bahri hui bottle uthaayi aur gata-gat peene lagaa..


Beejee : o dharma...inhi bhaang na pee..tenu nasha chad jaayegaa.. Main peetaa rahaa..
Beejee : o ramu ...inhi bhaang na pee..tenu nasha chad jaayegaa.. Main peetaa rahaa..
Beejee : bus kar...bus kar.... Main-ne pooree bottle ek ghnoot mein hi khatam kar di...mujhe pata tha ki ek do bottles ne nasha nahin chata tha..aur viase bhi jo bhaang main laya tha vo zyaadaa strong nahin thee....mujhe toh bus thode nashe ka bahaanaa chaahiye tha.. Main : aaa..mazaa aa gaya..jaan aa gayee.. Main khadaa hua..haath mein pakka waalaa rang liya aur beejee ki taraf bhaag pada...beejee bhi bhaag padi..



Beejee : haaa..haa..( beejee hass rahi thee)...hun na pakad paayegaa tu main-nu..eeee main : rehne do beejee....(main beejee ke peeche bhaag raha tha)..ik minute di gal eh..tussi mere paas hoeyge.. Beejee ke peeche bhaag ke main-ne beejee ko peeche se pakad liya..main-ne unke peeche khadeh hokar unhen pet se jakad liya....



Beejee : chohr main-nu..badmaash. . Main : pakad liya naa beejee....hun chuhdaa ke dekho..



Beejee : mere moonh te mat lagaaiyo eh pakka rang...eh rang utarega nahin teh tere sahab samajh jaayenge ki main holi kheli eh... Main-ne beejee ko aur jakad liya.. Main : moonh te nahin teh aur kitheh lagaavaan beejee....tussi te poore kapde pen rakhe ehn..



Beejee : ki....tenu bhaang da nasha chahd gayaa eh...chohr main-nu.. Main : beejee..rang te main lagaavaanga hi..tussi bach nahin sakde


Beejee : mnooh par te main lagaavaangi nahin....mere kapdeyaan (clothes) te lagaa leh.. Main : theek eh beejee..par eh galat gal eh..kher..teh main twaade kapdeyaan te hi lagaavaangaa. . Main-ne unhen peeche se pet se pakad rahka tha... Main-ne halke halke unke pet haath ghumaane shuru kiye.. Phir main-ne haath thode oopar kar diye aur kus ke dabbaane laga..mere haath unke maammo se thode se door theh.. Main-ne ek haath mein gubbaaraa liya aur unke dono maammo ke beech mein phoda..
Beejee : ah.. Yaad rahe ki main-ne beejee ko peeche se pakad rakha tha...main-ne ek haath mein pakka waala rang malaa aur usee haath mein gubbaaraa leke beejee ke left maamme pe phoda....



Beejee : ah.. Gubbaaraa phodne ke baad bhi main-ne unke maamme se haath nahin uthaayaa... Ab..main dheeree dheeree unke maamme pe pakka waalaa rang malne laaga...unka maamma mere haath mein poora fit nahin aa raha thaa..kya karoon..kamina itna badaa thaa.. Main unke maamme pe haath ghumaa raha tha..



Beejee : sshh..ramu . .bus kar.. Main : nahin beejee..tussi te kaha eh ki kapdo pe lagaa le..beejee.. ...tussi bade soft soft ho.. Yeh keh kar main ab beejee ke saamne aa gayaa..aur haath unki peeth pe le jaa-ke unki peeth pe rang malneh laga..main aur beejee chipke hue theh.. Main-ne gubbaaraa uthaayaa aur unke right chootad pe de phoda...main unke right chootad ko haath se dabbaane laga..main apnaa doosra haath unke left chootad pe le aayaa aur us chootad ko bhi dabbaane laga.. Main-ne haathon mein aur rang malaa...ab tak unke chootadon ke oopar unki kameez aa rahi thee...main- ne haathon mein rang malaa aur neeche se haath oopar layaa..unki kameez ke andar se......ab main unki chootaden zyaadaa achchi tarah feel kar sakta tha kyunki ab unke chootadon aur mere haathon ke beech unki salwaar aur underwear tha....main unke chootadon ko kus ke ke dabaa rahaa tha..


Beejee : ah..ramu  ki karda payaa hai eh.. Main : beejee rang maldaa payaa aan...
Beejee : kaisee kaisee jagah te rang maldaa payaa eh.. Main-ne ek haath beehee ke chootadon ke beech mein laayaa...aur ek ungli unke chootadon ke beech mein oopar neeche karne lagaa.. Main : beejee...tussi kinhe soft ho....jee chaandaa eh main twaadi puppee (kiss/chumban) le leyaan.. Ek ungli se unke chootadon ke beech mein oopar neeche kar rahaa tha jaise ki rang mal raha hoon.. Beejee: ah..hh....main- nu lagdaa eh tera bhaang da nasha bad-daa jaa reyaa eh.. Main : beejee...... ....ik puppee lene do beejee: eh tu jo bhi kar reyaa eh bahang de nashe ich kar rayaa eh...tenu nahin pata tu ki karda payaa eh teh ki boldaa payaa eh.. Main : beejee..ik puppee dene ich twaadaa ki chalaa jaayegaa.... Len do.. Beejee: hun main ki kavaan...ik le leh..bus ik mere hnoth (lips) beejee ke  chikne gaalon (cheeks) se chipak gaye........ ..main-ne apnee ungli unke chootadon ke bilkul beech mein ghusaadee..lekin unki salwaar geelee hone ke kaaran chootadon se itni tight ho gayee thee ki meri ungle zyaadaa andar na ghuss paayee.... Main-ne phir beejee ke chootadon ke beech ungli oopar neeche karni shuru kar di..... Mere honth beejee ke galon par theh.. Beejee dheeeeere se boli.. Beejee: bus kar... Main-ne honth unke galon se hataaye..lekin mere haath unke chootadon ko dabbaa rahe theh..salwaar ke oopar se hi...main bola.. Main : beejee..tussi bade meethe ho......sachi  tuhade gaal bilkul kashmiri seb (apple) warge hun ek dum laal laal te kinne mulayam, beejee ik puppee aur len do.. Mere haath beejee ke chootadon ko dabba rahe theh.. Beejee: ah..nahin..eh tu nahin..bhaang bol rahi hai......bus aur nahin.. Beejee ne khud ko mujhse alag kiya aur boli..bada badmash  hi tu je kr menu pata hunda ki tu mere  naal is tarah holi khedni hi  ta mi nahi khedni si  agar  khed di  vi ta pichkari naal hi khedni si. main; acha beejee tusi pichkari naal holi khedni si ta pehle kehnde  mere kol  pichkara hega hi  lo tusi  chaho ta mere pichkare naal holi khed lawo or phir  apni sardarni ke samne hi khade khade apne laude  ko  sahlane laga 

 to  neejee buri tarah se sharma gayi  or apna muh ghuma liya  lekin beejee ne menu kuch kiya nahi bus muh ghumake ina boli khasama eh ki karda hi tu. beejee ne menu khasama kiha ta mi bola sach beejee  bana lo na menu apna khasam.