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Beejee : leh aaya chaa.. Main : beejee main keyaa happy holi.
Beejee : o..tenu vee phir beejee bathroom se fresh ho kar aayeen main : beejee naashta rakhaa eh...teh tussi hune nahana nahin..holi khelne de baad hi nahaana beejee ne muskurateh hue kahaa.
Beejee : achcha..main- nu naa pataa see.. Naashta karne ke kuch der baad


Beejee : par   putar..assi holi khelaange kitheh.? Main :beejee  holi ta tuhade naal bister te hi khedan da maza aana hi ) per mi kiha chath (roof) teh khelaangen.. .saadee chath sabse unchee eh..koi saanu dekhege nahin..aur teen taraf unchi deewaaran vee teh ehn..
Beejee : theek eh.. Main : tussi chath teh chalo..main saare darwaazeh check karke oopar aandaa aan.. Main-ne saaraa rang raat ko hi bana liya thaa, aur gubbaare bhi raat ko hi tayyar kar liye theh..main-ne bhaang kitchen mein chupaa rakhee thee.. Jab main oopar gayaa toh beejee sadak par dekh rahee thee...sirf saamne ki taraf se hi chath ki deewaar choti thee..baaki teeno taraf se deewaaren kaafi oonchee thee..main-ne socha pehle gali mein jaateh hue logo ko gubbare maare jaaye main : chalo beejee.. Eh rahee gubbaron dee baaltee..eh main kal raat hi tayyar kar liti see.
Beejee : par in gubbaraan da kee karaange.. Main : kee karaange..!! ..gali ich jaande hue logaan teh maarenge..
Beejee : koi dekh legaa teh samajh legaa ki tu teh main holi khel rahe ehn.. Main : ados pados de log teh tolee ich gaye ehn..main dekhaa see..tolee wapas 2 ghanteh se pehle nahin aayegee...zyaadaa gal hai teh tussi gubbaaraa maar ke chup jaana beejee maan gayeen...beejee ne haath mein gubbaare liye aur maarne lageen..


Beejee : ramu..jo aadmi cycle teh aa raha eh..main eh gubbara usteh sir teh maaraageen.. Main : rehen do beejee..twaade nishaane inhen achche nahin eh.. Beejee ne maaraa aur o gubbaara us aadmi teh sir teh hi pada...assi dono chup gaye..beejee zor ne hassneh lagee..
Beejee : dekh ramu ..mere nishaane teh tenu hune vee shak eh ?... Main : arre beejee..aap noo teh kaaafi practice lagdee eh....hun main us aati hui aurat de sir teh maaraangan main-ne maaraa aur gubbaara uske sir pe laga....hum phir se chup gaye aur hassneh lage..
Beejee : dharam lagdaa eh tu vee kaafi practice kiti eh.. Main : o dekho ik aurat aur jaa rahee hai..eh le mera gubbaara.. Main-ne gubbaara us aurat ke mammon pe mara tha aur vo vahin laga....hum dono chup gaye..beejee thoda thoda hassneh lagee phir muskuraaneh lagee..
Beejee : putar..tu galat jagah maar dita hai.. Main : nahin beejee..usko teh pataa vee nahin chala hoga....kitne bade theh usde.. Phir ek aadmi aa raha tha..thoda boodah tha..
Beejee : hun meri vaari.. Beejee ne uss budheh ko maraa toh uske pet pe laga.......hum phir chup gaye....beejee ki hassee nahin ruk rahee thee.... Main : oh beejee...thoda oopar reh gayaa....is vaar nishaana chook gayaa twaada...tussi maarnaa teh pet se thoda nichche see.
Beejee : dhat..mera iraada utheh maarnaa nahin see....main teri tarah nahin jo galat jagah maaroo.. Ab galee mein do auratein jaa rahee thee.. Main : hun dusso..kis aurat de maaraan..left de ki right de
Beejee : left de.. Main : us de kis teh maaraan...left teh ki right teh..
Beejee : left teh..nahin nahin....ki matlab.... Main-ne left waali aurat de left maamme teh maaraa...... ..uss teh hi lagaa...hum phir chup gaye.....beejee sharaarti muskuraahat se hassneh lagee.....
Beejee : tenu teh maarneh waastey ik hi jagah pasand aayee hai.... Hun beejee sadak teh dekh rahee see ki aglaa vaar kaun hoga...mein thoda peeche gayaa aur bola main : beejee..auraan noo teh bahut maar litaa, hun asse vi teh thoda rang laga le...itheh aa jaao beejee thoda paas aayeen aur boli
Beejee : nahin nahin..main- nu darr lagdaa eh..main zyaada rang nahin lagaandi.. Main : beejee..hun bahaaneh naa banaao..itheh aao..