07-03-2019, 02:12 AM
Update 50
Jis din deepika mam ne mujhe extra marks diye the, uske dusare din bhi maine college ke starting
periods attend nahi kiye, reason election hee tha, jab main college nahi gaya to phhir mera khas dost
Arun kaise college jata, wo bhi mere sath idhar-udhar ghumta aur mujhe galiya bakta ki main ye kis
jhamele me pad gaya hoon aue jab wo jyada hee bhadak jata to ek cigarette nikalkar uske muh me thus
deta...kal ki tarah maine aaj bhi recess ke baad college jana ka socha , lekin Arun kuch kaam bolkar waha
se hostel ki taraf nikal gaya aur mujhe bola ki wo mujhe canteen me milega, Arun ke jane ke baad maine
mobile me time dekha ,abhi lunch khatam hone me 40 min. baki thi , iska matlab main Canteen me jakar
40 min. tak Esha par line maar sakta tha, maine apna mobile nikala aur Sidar ko messege kar diya ki main
Canteen me hoon, nazar marte rahna......
Zindagi kabhi us hisab se nahi chalti jaisa hum chahte hai, use koyi farak nahi padta ki hum apni zindagi
ko kis tarah aur kaise jeena chahte hai, life to bas uniform velocity se apne manchahe direction me aage
badhti rahti hai, aur ye hamesha hota hai, usi tarah main shayad us college ka akela Arman nahi tha,
jiske Arman itne jyada the...us college me aur bhi kayi honge jo kuch sochkar ya phhir apna ek lakshya
bana kar waha aaye the, main aue Gautam us college me akele nahi thi, jise Esha pasand thi aur bhi kayi
ladke the jo Esha ko apni baanho me dekhna chahte the, lekin waha us canteen me aadhe ghante se
Esha ka intezaar karne walo me se main akela tha, mere siwa waha koyi aisa nahi tha jo aadhe ghante se
baithkar Esha ka intezaar kar raha ho, lekin koyi fayda nahi hua, Esha aaj canteen nahi aayi aur main
apne chehre ko kabhi ek hath me tikata to kabhi dusare hath me...ek alag hee udasi mere andar bharti ja
rahi thi, jise sirf aur sirf do log nikal sakte the...ek to thi Esha aur dusara mujhe cigarette kaise peena
chahiye ,ye batane wala mera khas ,ekdum khas dost Arun.....Esha to nahi aayi aur Arun ko aane me waha abhi waqt tha....
"kyun be ujade chaman, aise kyun baitha hai...kisi ne gand maar li kya..."
Main is aawaz ko pahchan gaya aur bina uske taraf dekhe hee bola"baith be Arun, aaj teri bhabhi nahi
aayi..."
"kaun deepika..."
"abey teri to....main Esha ki baat karing..."
"wo to teri sabse pyare dost tere jigari yar Gautam ki setting hai..."
"uda le beta mazak..."
"chal chhod, class chalte hai..."
"chal..."uthate hue maine kaha"lekin pahle yaha ka bill bhar..."
"kitna hua.."apna jeb check karte hue Arun ne puchha
"2500 paise..."
"lawda, purse hostel me hee chhut gaya , tu hee de de..."
"yadi main purse laya hota to kya tujhe bolta, baklol kahi ke..."Canteen wale ladke ke pass jakar maine
bola ki wo bill mere account me add kar de, lekin na to mera waha koyi account tha aur na hee usne
udhari karne ki baat mani,...
"apun ko to cash hee mangta, yadi rokda hai to rokda do..warna apna kuch saman rakh ke jao..."
"abey ullu, main tere 25 ke liye apna 10000 ka mobile giravi rakkhu kya..."
"wo apna matter nahi hai..."
Sala canteen wala maan nahi raha tha aur next class bhi start hone wali thi, tabhi Sidar ka call aaya, Sidar
ne ye puchhane ke liye call kiya tha ki waha koyi lafda to nahi hai,aur tabhi mere khurafati dimag me ek
solid idea aaya aur maine canteen wale se bola...
"Sidar ke khate me daal..."
"wo tumko janta hai..."
"ye dekh ,usi ki call aayi thi abhi..."mobile me call history dikhate hue maine kaha aur wo maan gaya....
.
"oye Arman, sun..."chalti class ke beech me Naveen ,jo ki aaj aage wali bench me baitha tha wo mujhe
bola"Varun aaj college aaya hai, sale ke sar me patti bandhi hai..."
"aaj bhi, rola jhad raha tha kya ..."
"na, aaj to sala bheegi billi ki tarah bus me baitha tha, uske dost bhi uske sath the...lekin koyi kuch nahi
bol raha tha..."
"aur uski item Vibha ,aayi hai kya..."
"aayi to hai,lekin wo aaj Varun se door baithi thi...lagta hai dono ka break-up ho gaya..."
Main aur Naveen dheere dheere baat kar rahe the ki tabhi Arun sher ki tarah dahad maarkar bola"ab
use main set karunga... :"
"kaun hai badtameez..." hod sir ne jaha hum baithe the, us taraf dekhkar kaha"jisne bhi ye harkat ki hai
,wo seedhe se nikal jaye,warna puri class ka sectional zero kar dunga..."
aawaz Arun ne kiya tha ,isliye hod sir humari bench aur usi ke aas-pass dekhkar bol rahe the, aur jaise
hee unhone Arun ki taraf dekha to mera gandu dost Arun hoshiyari marte hue bola..
"Sir , mujhe nahi maloom ki aawaz kisne nikali, shayad peechhe se koyi bola..."
"chal khade ho aur bahar nikal..."
"lekin sir, maine kuch nahi kiya "
"kuch der pahle jo aawaz hui thi, usse teri aawaz match ho gayi hai...chal bahar ja..."
"sorry sir "
"bahar ja..."
Arun bahar gaya aur hod sir phhir se board par drawing banane lage,
"tujhe kaise maloom ki, Vibha aur Varun ka break-up ho gaya..."hod sir ke samne mudte hee maine
ekdum dheemi aawaz me Naveen se bola"tu to bike se aata hai na..."
"aaj bus se aaya, tabhi dekha...Varun ,Vibha se baat karne ki koshish me laga hua tha lekin Vibha har
baar yahich dialogue marti ki...leave me alone..."
"aur phhir..."
"aur phhir kya hona tha, Apna thobda lekar Varun chup chap city bus me peechhe ki taraf baith gaya aur
uske baad maine ek mast chiz notice ki..."sharmate hue Naveen ne kaha"Vibha mujhe line de rahi thi
"
"hey, tum bhi khade ho...."hod sir ne abki baar Naveen ko khada kiya"yaha tum gupshup adda khol ke
baithe ho..."
"nahi sir...wo"
"kya nahi sir..."hod sir ki laal hoti aankho se jwalamukhi bas fatne hee wala tha...
"sir main, pen mang raha tha..."
"achchha..."hod sir ne book table par rakkhi aur jaha hum baithe the waha aakar Naveen ke hath me se
pen liya aur chala ke dekha....
"tumhara pen to thik chal raha hai, phhir kya dono hath se likhne ke liye pen mang rahe the "
Naveen apna sar neeche karke ekdum chup hokar aise baitha ,jaise usne kuch kiya hee na ho,...
"bahar jao..."
Naveen jab bahar jane laga to hod sir ne use roka aur puchha ki wo pen kisse mang raha tha....
"sir, Arman se..."
"kaun hai ,Arman..."
"sir main..."apna hath uthate hue maine kaha...
Hod sir mere pass aaye aur bole ki main unhe apna pen dikhau, lekin sala mere pass to ek bhi pen nahi
tha , main to itani der se sirf copy khol kar baitha tha
"wah , Pen bhi us bande se mang rahe the,jiske pass pen hee na ho "aur phhir mujhe dekhkar hod sir
ne bada sa "Get ouuuuuut" bola....
.
"chal bathroom me muth maar ke aate hai..."jab hum teeno class se bahar nikal aaye tab Naveen ne
kaha....
"main nahi marunga aaj subah hee Haweli padhkar hilaya hai..."Arun bola....
"tum dono yahi khade raho ,main abhi aaya, kuch election related kaam aa gaya hai..."
"main bhi chalta hu..."
Lekin main nahi mana, aur Arun ko Naveen ke sath rukne ke liye bolkar waha se nikal gaya aur meri gadi
jakar seedhe computer lab me ruki, jaha deepika mam apni taange chaudi kiye hue PC par shayad bf
dekh rahi thi...........
Jis din deepika mam ne mujhe extra marks diye the, uske dusare din bhi maine college ke starting
periods attend nahi kiye, reason election hee tha, jab main college nahi gaya to phhir mera khas dost
Arun kaise college jata, wo bhi mere sath idhar-udhar ghumta aur mujhe galiya bakta ki main ye kis
jhamele me pad gaya hoon aue jab wo jyada hee bhadak jata to ek cigarette nikalkar uske muh me thus
deta...kal ki tarah maine aaj bhi recess ke baad college jana ka socha , lekin Arun kuch kaam bolkar waha
se hostel ki taraf nikal gaya aur mujhe bola ki wo mujhe canteen me milega, Arun ke jane ke baad maine
mobile me time dekha ,abhi lunch khatam hone me 40 min. baki thi , iska matlab main Canteen me jakar
40 min. tak Esha par line maar sakta tha, maine apna mobile nikala aur Sidar ko messege kar diya ki main
Canteen me hoon, nazar marte rahna......
Zindagi kabhi us hisab se nahi chalti jaisa hum chahte hai, use koyi farak nahi padta ki hum apni zindagi
ko kis tarah aur kaise jeena chahte hai, life to bas uniform velocity se apne manchahe direction me aage
badhti rahti hai, aur ye hamesha hota hai, usi tarah main shayad us college ka akela Arman nahi tha,
jiske Arman itne jyada the...us college me aur bhi kayi honge jo kuch sochkar ya phhir apna ek lakshya
bana kar waha aaye the, main aue Gautam us college me akele nahi thi, jise Esha pasand thi aur bhi kayi
ladke the jo Esha ko apni baanho me dekhna chahte the, lekin waha us canteen me aadhe ghante se
Esha ka intezaar karne walo me se main akela tha, mere siwa waha koyi aisa nahi tha jo aadhe ghante se
baithkar Esha ka intezaar kar raha ho, lekin koyi fayda nahi hua, Esha aaj canteen nahi aayi aur main
apne chehre ko kabhi ek hath me tikata to kabhi dusare hath me...ek alag hee udasi mere andar bharti ja
rahi thi, jise sirf aur sirf do log nikal sakte the...ek to thi Esha aur dusara mujhe cigarette kaise peena
chahiye ,ye batane wala mera khas ,ekdum khas dost Arun.....Esha to nahi aayi aur Arun ko aane me waha abhi waqt tha....
"kyun be ujade chaman, aise kyun baitha hai...kisi ne gand maar li kya..."
Main is aawaz ko pahchan gaya aur bina uske taraf dekhe hee bola"baith be Arun, aaj teri bhabhi nahi
aayi..."
"kaun deepika..."
"abey teri to....main Esha ki baat karing..."
"wo to teri sabse pyare dost tere jigari yar Gautam ki setting hai..."
"uda le beta mazak..."
"chal chhod, class chalte hai..."
"chal..."uthate hue maine kaha"lekin pahle yaha ka bill bhar..."
"kitna hua.."apna jeb check karte hue Arun ne puchha
"2500 paise..."
"lawda, purse hostel me hee chhut gaya , tu hee de de..."
"yadi main purse laya hota to kya tujhe bolta, baklol kahi ke..."Canteen wale ladke ke pass jakar maine
bola ki wo bill mere account me add kar de, lekin na to mera waha koyi account tha aur na hee usne
udhari karne ki baat mani,...
"apun ko to cash hee mangta, yadi rokda hai to rokda do..warna apna kuch saman rakh ke jao..."
"abey ullu, main tere 25 ke liye apna 10000 ka mobile giravi rakkhu kya..."
"wo apna matter nahi hai..."
Sala canteen wala maan nahi raha tha aur next class bhi start hone wali thi, tabhi Sidar ka call aaya, Sidar
ne ye puchhane ke liye call kiya tha ki waha koyi lafda to nahi hai,aur tabhi mere khurafati dimag me ek
solid idea aaya aur maine canteen wale se bola...
"Sidar ke khate me daal..."
"wo tumko janta hai..."
"ye dekh ,usi ki call aayi thi abhi..."mobile me call history dikhate hue maine kaha aur wo maan gaya....
.
"oye Arman, sun..."chalti class ke beech me Naveen ,jo ki aaj aage wali bench me baitha tha wo mujhe
bola"Varun aaj college aaya hai, sale ke sar me patti bandhi hai..."
"aaj bhi, rola jhad raha tha kya ..."
"na, aaj to sala bheegi billi ki tarah bus me baitha tha, uske dost bhi uske sath the...lekin koyi kuch nahi
bol raha tha..."
"aur uski item Vibha ,aayi hai kya..."
"aayi to hai,lekin wo aaj Varun se door baithi thi...lagta hai dono ka break-up ho gaya..."
Main aur Naveen dheere dheere baat kar rahe the ki tabhi Arun sher ki tarah dahad maarkar bola"ab
use main set karunga... :"
"kaun hai badtameez..." hod sir ne jaha hum baithe the, us taraf dekhkar kaha"jisne bhi ye harkat ki hai
,wo seedhe se nikal jaye,warna puri class ka sectional zero kar dunga..."
aawaz Arun ne kiya tha ,isliye hod sir humari bench aur usi ke aas-pass dekhkar bol rahe the, aur jaise
hee unhone Arun ki taraf dekha to mera gandu dost Arun hoshiyari marte hue bola..
"Sir , mujhe nahi maloom ki aawaz kisne nikali, shayad peechhe se koyi bola..."
"chal khade ho aur bahar nikal..."
"lekin sir, maine kuch nahi kiya "
"kuch der pahle jo aawaz hui thi, usse teri aawaz match ho gayi hai...chal bahar ja..."
"sorry sir "
"bahar ja..."
Arun bahar gaya aur hod sir phhir se board par drawing banane lage,
"tujhe kaise maloom ki, Vibha aur Varun ka break-up ho gaya..."hod sir ke samne mudte hee maine
ekdum dheemi aawaz me Naveen se bola"tu to bike se aata hai na..."
"aaj bus se aaya, tabhi dekha...Varun ,Vibha se baat karne ki koshish me laga hua tha lekin Vibha har
baar yahich dialogue marti ki...leave me alone..."
"aur phhir..."
"aur phhir kya hona tha, Apna thobda lekar Varun chup chap city bus me peechhe ki taraf baith gaya aur
uske baad maine ek mast chiz notice ki..."sharmate hue Naveen ne kaha"Vibha mujhe line de rahi thi
"
"hey, tum bhi khade ho...."hod sir ne abki baar Naveen ko khada kiya"yaha tum gupshup adda khol ke
baithe ho..."
"nahi sir...wo"
"kya nahi sir..."hod sir ki laal hoti aankho se jwalamukhi bas fatne hee wala tha...
"sir main, pen mang raha tha..."
"achchha..."hod sir ne book table par rakkhi aur jaha hum baithe the waha aakar Naveen ke hath me se
pen liya aur chala ke dekha....
"tumhara pen to thik chal raha hai, phhir kya dono hath se likhne ke liye pen mang rahe the "
Naveen apna sar neeche karke ekdum chup hokar aise baitha ,jaise usne kuch kiya hee na ho,...
"bahar jao..."
Naveen jab bahar jane laga to hod sir ne use roka aur puchha ki wo pen kisse mang raha tha....
"sir, Arman se..."
"kaun hai ,Arman..."
"sir main..."apna hath uthate hue maine kaha...
Hod sir mere pass aaye aur bole ki main unhe apna pen dikhau, lekin sala mere pass to ek bhi pen nahi
tha , main to itani der se sirf copy khol kar baitha tha
"wah , Pen bhi us bande se mang rahe the,jiske pass pen hee na ho "aur phhir mujhe dekhkar hod sir
ne bada sa "Get ouuuuuut" bola....
.
"chal bathroom me muth maar ke aate hai..."jab hum teeno class se bahar nikal aaye tab Naveen ne
kaha....
"main nahi marunga aaj subah hee Haweli padhkar hilaya hai..."Arun bola....
"tum dono yahi khade raho ,main abhi aaya, kuch election related kaam aa gaya hai..."
"main bhi chalta hu..."
Lekin main nahi mana, aur Arun ko Naveen ke sath rukne ke liye bolkar waha se nikal gaya aur meri gadi
jakar seedhe computer lab me ruki, jaha deepika mam apni taange chaudi kiye hue PC par shayad bf
dekh rahi thi...........