23-07-2020, 10:01 AM
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Maine Jaggu se iss bare baat karne ka faisla kiya...main Satuday sham ko Virar station pe Jake usey dhoondne laga...jab main logo seuske bare main pooch raha tha tabhi mere kandhe pe ek haath aaya...mene peeche mud ke dekha to mere peeche Jaggu khada tha...wo bola " Kya be chookre...to mujhe KYUN dhoond raha hai be...."
Main : Jaggu hi AAP se kuch baat KARNI hai....
Jaggu : haan ...bol be...
Main : Woooo....thoda akele.main...
Hamare was paas bheed jama ho gai thi ...jayadatar wahan pe sab autowaley hi the....
Jaggu : chal udhar kone me....
Jaggu ne ishara kiya ...jahan usne ishara kiya tha wo ek patli andheri gali thi...aur shaam ke 7 baje waisey bhi wo ekdum andheri ho chuki thi....pehle main ghabraya phir himmat kar ke uske sath uss gali me aa gaya...
Jaggu : bol.be kya baat KARNI hai...
Main : wo Jaggu ji...aap his ladki ko roz pareshan karte ho...usey pareshan MAT karo...
Jaggu : kyun be....to uss item ke sath ke ghum sakta hai....aur main baat bhi nahi kar sakta ....tu kya kahin ka thanedaar hai jo main TERI baat manu....
Main : dekhye....aap jo kar rahe hain...wo sahi nahi hai....aapko pata hai AAPKE aisa karne se wo KITNI pareshan hai...
Jaggu : dekh be chookre JAYADA to udd MAT...abhi main sharafat se baat kar raha HOIN...agar main apni pe aaya na to TUJHE bahoot bhari padega...mere uper waisey hi 4 murder case chal rahe hai ...ab paanchwa bhi shuru ho jayega...chal nikal yaha se....
Main : dekhiye Jaggu ji kal aapne jo kiya na unn ke sath wo accha nahi tha....main bhi abhi sirf AAPKO samjhane aaya tha...agar aap nahi mane to main security officer complaint KARUNGA...
" CCCCHHHHAAAATTTAAAKKKKKK"
Us gali me ek jordar chante ki awaj gunj hai...wo chanta Jaggu ne mujhe mara tha...mere muah se KYUN nikal aaya...sahi me uska haath bahoot bhari tha...
Usne mera coller pakda aur bola : dekh be launde...mujhe security officer ki DHAMKI to dena mat...unke sath to mera roz ka uthna baithna hai....ab kaan khol ke sunle...tujh se jo ho SAKE TU wo karle....abhi to sirf us item ki gaand pe haath phera hai...kal sali ke chuchiyon ko dabaonga....aur parso apni janghon pe baitha ki uski chut marunga TERI aankhon ke samne...ja ab yaha se....bacha le usey...
Main : dekhye ...wo meri behan hai...aur agar mujhe uski IZZAT bachana ke liye kuch bhi KARNA pade to wo main KARUNGA...apni JAAN tak de DUNGA...
Ye sunke usne mera coller chood diya...aur bola " wo TERI behan hai....par mere ko to lagta tha ki TUM dono ke beech lafda chal raha hai...dekh be...teri behan hai to 1 no. ki item....chal ab main usko TERE samne nahi chodunga...akele mai leja ke CHODUNGA bas...."
Ye bolke wo rakshas ki tarah hasne laga " HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA"...
Aur hasta hua wahan se nikal gaya...main bhi wahan se nikla aur sidhe ek Activa ke shop pe gaya...aur ek Activa select kiya...mene owner ko bola ki mujhe Sunday sham tak KAISEY bhi Activa ka delivery chahyie aur main pura payment ek sath kar DUNGA...aur Maine apna credit card swipe MAAR diya...
Phir main ghar aa gaya ....didi ne dekha ki mere muah ke paas ek chota sa jhakam hai...wo boli " arey Bachu...tujhe ye chot KAISEY lagi...kahin se maarpeet karke aa raha hai kya.."...aur mere chehre ko apne komal haaton me leke chot ko choo ke dekhne lagi...aur uspe apne muah se phoonk marne lagi...pata nahi didi ke itne nazdik aane se mere ander kuch hulchal hone lagi...main un se door hata aur bola .." didi mene ek Activa book kara di hai ...kal delivery mil jayegi...ab hum uspe hi JAYA karenge...aur shaam ko wo leke AAP ghar aa jana aur main paidal ya bus pakad ke aa jaoinga.."
Didi ye sun ke hairan hoti huyi boli " par Bachu...tune Activa kyun kharidi...uski kya jarurat...wo to 60-70 hazar ki aati hai...itna kharcha KYUN kiya..."
Main : didi ab aap kuch nahi bataoge to kya mujhe kuch pata nahi chalega...wo autowala aadmi AAPKO roz pareshan karta hai mujhe pata hai...main aaj ussey baat karne gaya tha...par wo samajhne ke bajaye mujh se ulhajne laga...usme hi ye chot lag gai...aur usne AAPKE SAATH bura karne ki dhamki di ...isliye ab AAP auto me nahi Activa pe jao gi...aur bas thoda extra careful REHNA jab AKELI aao"...
Didi mere paas aai aur pyar se mere sar pe haath fera...aur boli " Tu meri KITNI FIKAR karta hai...pehle bhi mujhe bachana ke liye TUNE apne doston ko mara tha...aur aab bhi uss gunde se bhid ke aaya hai....I LOVE YOU Bachu...."
Aur ye keh ke didi mere sine se lipat gai....meri to jasey saans hi ruk gai...meri dhadkane bhad gai...phir unhone mere gaal pe ek kiss kiya...aur muskurati huyi kitchen me chali gai...
Main bas unhe jate huye dekhta raha aur mere dil me jo HALCHAL machi thi usko samajhne ki kosish karne laga...
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Maine Jaggu se iss bare baat karne ka faisla kiya...main Satuday sham ko Virar station pe Jake usey dhoondne laga...jab main logo seuske bare main pooch raha tha tabhi mere kandhe pe ek haath aaya...mene peeche mud ke dekha to mere peeche Jaggu khada tha...wo bola " Kya be chookre...to mujhe KYUN dhoond raha hai be...."
Main : Jaggu hi AAP se kuch baat KARNI hai....
Jaggu : haan ...bol be...
Main : Woooo....thoda akele.main...
Hamare was paas bheed jama ho gai thi ...jayadatar wahan pe sab autowaley hi the....
Jaggu : chal udhar kone me....
Jaggu ne ishara kiya ...jahan usne ishara kiya tha wo ek patli andheri gali thi...aur shaam ke 7 baje waisey bhi wo ekdum andheri ho chuki thi....pehle main ghabraya phir himmat kar ke uske sath uss gali me aa gaya...
Jaggu : bol.be kya baat KARNI hai...
Main : wo Jaggu ji...aap his ladki ko roz pareshan karte ho...usey pareshan MAT karo...
Jaggu : kyun be....to uss item ke sath ke ghum sakta hai....aur main baat bhi nahi kar sakta ....tu kya kahin ka thanedaar hai jo main TERI baat manu....
Main : dekhye....aap jo kar rahe hain...wo sahi nahi hai....aapko pata hai AAPKE aisa karne se wo KITNI pareshan hai...
Jaggu : dekh be chookre JAYADA to udd MAT...abhi main sharafat se baat kar raha HOIN...agar main apni pe aaya na to TUJHE bahoot bhari padega...mere uper waisey hi 4 murder case chal rahe hai ...ab paanchwa bhi shuru ho jayega...chal nikal yaha se....
Main : dekhiye Jaggu ji kal aapne jo kiya na unn ke sath wo accha nahi tha....main bhi abhi sirf AAPKO samjhane aaya tha...agar aap nahi mane to main security officer complaint KARUNGA...
" CCCCHHHHAAAATTTAAAKKKKKK"
Us gali me ek jordar chante ki awaj gunj hai...wo chanta Jaggu ne mujhe mara tha...mere muah se KYUN nikal aaya...sahi me uska haath bahoot bhari tha...
Usne mera coller pakda aur bola : dekh be launde...mujhe security officer ki DHAMKI to dena mat...unke sath to mera roz ka uthna baithna hai....ab kaan khol ke sunle...tujh se jo ho SAKE TU wo karle....abhi to sirf us item ki gaand pe haath phera hai...kal sali ke chuchiyon ko dabaonga....aur parso apni janghon pe baitha ki uski chut marunga TERI aankhon ke samne...ja ab yaha se....bacha le usey...
Main : dekhye ...wo meri behan hai...aur agar mujhe uski IZZAT bachana ke liye kuch bhi KARNA pade to wo main KARUNGA...apni JAAN tak de DUNGA...
Ye sunke usne mera coller chood diya...aur bola " wo TERI behan hai....par mere ko to lagta tha ki TUM dono ke beech lafda chal raha hai...dekh be...teri behan hai to 1 no. ki item....chal ab main usko TERE samne nahi chodunga...akele mai leja ke CHODUNGA bas...."
Ye bolke wo rakshas ki tarah hasne laga " HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA"...
Aur hasta hua wahan se nikal gaya...main bhi wahan se nikla aur sidhe ek Activa ke shop pe gaya...aur ek Activa select kiya...mene owner ko bola ki mujhe Sunday sham tak KAISEY bhi Activa ka delivery chahyie aur main pura payment ek sath kar DUNGA...aur Maine apna credit card swipe MAAR diya...
Phir main ghar aa gaya ....didi ne dekha ki mere muah ke paas ek chota sa jhakam hai...wo boli " arey Bachu...tujhe ye chot KAISEY lagi...kahin se maarpeet karke aa raha hai kya.."...aur mere chehre ko apne komal haaton me leke chot ko choo ke dekhne lagi...aur uspe apne muah se phoonk marne lagi...pata nahi didi ke itne nazdik aane se mere ander kuch hulchal hone lagi...main un se door hata aur bola .." didi mene ek Activa book kara di hai ...kal delivery mil jayegi...ab hum uspe hi JAYA karenge...aur shaam ko wo leke AAP ghar aa jana aur main paidal ya bus pakad ke aa jaoinga.."
Didi ye sun ke hairan hoti huyi boli " par Bachu...tune Activa kyun kharidi...uski kya jarurat...wo to 60-70 hazar ki aati hai...itna kharcha KYUN kiya..."
Main : didi ab aap kuch nahi bataoge to kya mujhe kuch pata nahi chalega...wo autowala aadmi AAPKO roz pareshan karta hai mujhe pata hai...main aaj ussey baat karne gaya tha...par wo samajhne ke bajaye mujh se ulhajne laga...usme hi ye chot lag gai...aur usne AAPKE SAATH bura karne ki dhamki di ...isliye ab AAP auto me nahi Activa pe jao gi...aur bas thoda extra careful REHNA jab AKELI aao"...
Didi mere paas aai aur pyar se mere sar pe haath fera...aur boli " Tu meri KITNI FIKAR karta hai...pehle bhi mujhe bachana ke liye TUNE apne doston ko mara tha...aur aab bhi uss gunde se bhid ke aaya hai....I LOVE YOU Bachu...."
Aur ye keh ke didi mere sine se lipat gai....meri to jasey saans hi ruk gai...meri dhadkane bhad gai...phir unhone mere gaal pe ek kiss kiya...aur muskurati huyi kitchen me chali gai...
Main bas unhe jate huye dekhta raha aur mere dil me jo HALCHAL machi thi usko samajhne ki kosish karne laga...
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