Fantasy News Channels ki Kahaniyan

[Chrollo Lucilfer]

UPDATE - 6 :-

Ab apna maal uske muh par giraane ke baad hum dono thodi der el saath hi lete hote aur Guruji toh Apne kapde pehenne lagte hai. Fir Guruji bolte hai 

Guruji :- Jao chotu isko van tak chod do jaake.
Me :- Okk

Aur aisa kah ke hum dono bhi apne kapde pehen lete hai. Fir main toh turant khada ho jaata hu par Shagun nahi ho paati hai kyoki usne pehli baar itni bhagankar chudai joh ki thi. Uski halat dekh kar mujhe pata tha kya karna hai. Main usse apni godi me uthaa leta hu aur uski van ki taraf badhne lagta hu. Woh sayad uske liye bahut romantic pal hoga ki ek ladka usse godi me uthaa ke le jaa rha tha par mere liye isme kuch khaas nhi tha. Waha par koi bhi ladki hoti toh bhi main yahi karta par Shagun ke liye shayad yeh kuch aur hi tha. Main usse uski van me bitha ke jaa hi rha hota hu toh woh kahti hai

Shagun :- I LOVE YOU.




Mere liye yeh sabd naye the. Maine kabhi nhi socha tha ki Shagun kuch aisa bolegi. Par mere Shagun ek ladki nhi rah chuki thi. Woh kuch samay pehle hi Randiyon ki tarah 2 lund se Khel rahi thi. Ek lund chut me toh ek lund gaand me le chuki thi. Main usse kisi aam ladki ki Nazar se toh dekh bhi nhi sakta tha. Mera jawab wahi tha joh meri jagah koi bhi ladka hota uska hota

Me :- Kabhi nhi. 


Shagun Apne haath ko mere gaalo par firaate huye boli


Shagun :- Par kyo nhi??
Me :- Meri jindagi me koi hai joh tumse bahut jyada acchi hai.

Shagun :- Tumhara aaj pehla din hai toh tum bahut acche sapne dekh rhe ho. Apni gf ki baat kar rhe ho.
Me :- Haa

Shagun :- Tumhe kya lagta hai ki woh bahut sharif hogi. Aaj tak me kaam karti hai naa?
Me :- Haa toh. Usme waise bhi 2 contract system chalta hai naa. Ek me kam paise milte hai par koi force relation nhi bana sakta. Wahi meri gf ka contract hoga.

Shagun :- Tumhe pakka yakeen hai. 
Me :- Haa.
Shagun :- Mujhe bahut aacha lagega jab tumhara yeh Vishwas tootega.

Main ab uski koi bhi baat nhi sunna chahta tha toh main uski van ka darwaja band kar deta hu. Aur kone me khade driver Ko kuch rupaye deta hu ki woh kuch tode toh uske liye rakh le. Aur woh chali jaati hai aur main bhi fir se Guruji ke cabin me aa jata hu. Par Shagun ki baate mere man me ghoome jaa rhi thi.

Main cabin ka darwaja kholta hu aur seedhe ek chair par jaa ke baith jaata hu. Guruji mere paas aake bolte hai 

Guruji :- Tumne aaj apni virginity todi aur tabhi Aisa ganda muh banaye kyo baithe ho?
Me :- Are kuch nhi guruji aise hi aap bataiye aap ko kaja aaya ki nhi aaj double penetration me.

Guruji :- Haa tumhare liye yeh sab kuch naya hoga par maine yeh bahut kara hai. Waise tumhara stamina bahut accha hai. Mujhse bhi jyada hai par apne lund ka size badhao.

Me :- Aap hi kuch bataiye iss baare me.
Guruji :- Yeh lo.

Unhone mujhe ek tablet di aur kaha 

Guruji :- Yeh dawa mere Guru ne mujhe di thi jab maine apni virginity todi thi. Yeh dawa sirf tabhi kaam karti hai jab virginity tooti ho. Yeh tumhare lund ko 2 inch lamba aur 1 inch mota jyada kar sakti hai. Par yeh sirf ek hi cheez se kaam kregi. 

Me :- Woh kya cheez hai.
Guruji :- Chut ka paani.

Ab main garam hone lagta hu. Main bolta hu

Me :- Matlab ab mujhe Chut chodni hai jiski bhi mile. 
Guruji :- Haa ek mahine tak tumhe sirf chut hi chut chodni hai aur tumhara lund fir mujhse bhi bada ho jaayega.

Mere man me Guruji ke liye izzat aur bhi badh gayi thi. Woh mujhe apne se bhi aage jaane de rhe the.

Me :- Aap meri itni madad kyo kar rhe hai ?? Kya aap Anurag ki bhi itni madad karte the??
Guruji :- Anurag thoda chutiya type ka tha.  Uska waise bhi lund naa kuch khaas tha naa stamina tha. Woh meri Randiyon Ko waisa satisfy nhi kar Sakta tha jitna tum. Aur jaha tak tumhari madad ki baat hai toh woh kuch khaas nhi waise iski wajah yeh hai ki tum mujhe meri yaad dilaate ho jab main yaha aaya tha.

Me :- Aap bhi virgin the kya jab yaha aaye the?
Guruji :- Haa. Mere liye bhi yeh sab naya tha par fir maine yaha apni jagah banayi kyoki mera saath mere Guru ne diya tha. Toh main wahi kar rha hu joh mere saath hua tha par ek baat yaad rakhna.

Me :- Kya baat??
Guruji :- ***** Dharam ko maante ho??
Me :- Haa
Guruji :- Toh sahi waqt aane par mujhe Guru dakshina deni hogi.

Main waise jyada kuch sochta nhi hu ki Guruji kya hi maangenge unke paas khudi hi sab hai toh main kuch jyada sochta nhi hu aur seedhe bol deta hu

Me :- Theek hai Guruji main apko samay aane par guru guru dakshina dunga.
Guruji :- Theek hai. Chalo ghar chale

Me :- Guruji ek sawaal tha?
Guruji :- Haa toh poocho.

Me :- Maine abhi ek file dekhi thi toh usme aap Rubika aur Shagun ke pages par calendar bana tha aur kuch dates par mark bhi bana tha.

Guruji :- Accha woh. Woh hamari appointment ki dates hai ABP news ke financers aur kuch industrialists se. 

Me :- Toh usme isme kya kya decide hota hai??

Guruji :- Wahi sab ki kounsi khabar dikhaani hai yaa kounsi dabaani hai. Par yeh toh doosra kaam hai.

Me :- Toh pehla kaam kya hai?
Guruji :- Chudai.

Ab main bilkul soch me pad jaata hu aur poochta hu

Me :- Guruji waise in logo ke paas toh itne paise hote hai ki woh toh seedhe kisi actress Ko hi chod de fir inn anchors ki kya jarurat.

Guruji :- Sab taste ke upar hota hai. Ab jitne bhi female industrialists hai unhe mera lund pasand hai toh hai. Waise bhi kabhi kabhi toh woh Rubika ko apne employees ko de dete hai. Rubika yaa Shagun yaa koi bhi news anchor le lo Anjana Sweta yaa koi bhi sab bas kuch industrialists ke liye apna time kaatne ka gharelu tareeka hai kyoki inn sabke contract me hi yeh sab dates shamil hoti hai.

Me :- Aacha.
Guruji :- Ab toh chale ki aur kuch poochna hai. 
Me  :- Nhi nhi ab kuch nhi.

Guruji :- Waise kal jaldi aa jana aaj tak wala shams aayega kal yaha.
Me :- Ok.

Aur hum dono ghar ki taraf chal dete hai. Fir main Apne apartment me pahuch kar khaana khaane ke baad sone lagta hu par abhi bhi mere man me Shagun ki baate khoom rhi thi maine apni gf ko phone kra par usne uthaaya nhi toh main bhi thoda soch me pad gya par aaj joh kuch bhi hua tha woh soch kar main iss baare me sochna chhod deta hu aur aaj joh sukh mujhe mila tha woh soch kar hi khush ho jaata hu aur so jaata hu.