banarsi panwala by Pinkbabu

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Nishit phir sy phone main lag gya .....
Neha bhi Chotu ki baat py hans pari ...... magar ab Chotu usy gussay sy dekh raha tha .......... or Neha usy mazy sy dekh rahi thi ...... gussa krty hoy
Nishit Cheddi laal sy phone py baat krty hoy
Nishit ....... ary cheddi laal kaha gyab ho gy ho
Cheddi laal .... sb woh bus maan ki tabiat theek nahi thi to yaha aaya hoa tha gaon main
Nishit ..... acha theek hai to wapsi kab tak hai .... hum to tumhary bina udaas hi ho gy hain ........... or tumhary paan ko taras rahy hain ............ or yeh tumhari Neha bhabhi ka bhi yahi haal hai
neha ny gussay sy usy dekha .......
Cheddi laal bola ...... bus babu ji .... aik do din main aarahy hain hum ........... or phir achy sy paan khilain gy apni Neha bhabhi ko ....... unko bolo bus thora sabar kr lain
Nishit ..... phir bhi kab tak aa rahy ho ..... 2 din ky baad to Holi hai to phir holi ky baad hi aao gy lagta hai .....
Cheddi laal ... sahb ho sakta hai holi aap logo ky saath hi manain hum aaky ............ agar maim sb ijazat dain to aajain gy holi manany apky ghar py hi halla gulla bhi rahy ga ..........

Nishit Neha ki taraf dekhty hoy bola ..... haan haan kyon nahi aajana yar ....... bhala Neha ko kyon aitraaz ho ga .......... tumahra apna ghar hai jub marzi aao ............ or holi manaao .......
Cheddi laal ...... theek hai sb ..... poori koshish kron ga aany ki ..
phir call band ho gai ........... or dono ghar ko chal pary
Neha ..... yeh aap ny Cheddi laal ko phir sy apny ghar bulaa lya hai or woh bhi holi ky lye ........ ab kia hum in gandy logo ky saath holi manain gy ...........
Nishit ..... ary kyon gussa krti ho acha aadmi hai ....... or phir uska hai bhi koun yaha py ........ hamary saath thori dair beth ky enjoy kr ly ga to kya ho jay ga yaar .......
Neha dil hi dil main ........ tum nahi samjho gy Nishit ky kya ho jaay ga ............ aik ghatya or neech ghair mard tumhari biwi ko chod chuka hai ...... or doosra chodny ky chakkar main hai ...or usi ko tum apny ghar bulaa rahy ho ...... or tum kahty ho ky kya ho jaay ga ........... theek hai phir jo bhi ho bus mujhy dosh nahi dena tum .................
Agli subah Sunday tha .......... Nishith ghar py hi tha .... or soya hoa tha .......... Savi aai or apny kaam main lag gai ....... Neha bhi idhar udhar phir rahi thi kaam krwaati or kuch khud krti hoi ky uska phone bajny laga .......... us ny phone uthaya to koi unknown number tha ......... kuch dair soch ky Neha ny call attend kr li ....
Neha ..... Hello ..... koun

Dosri trah sy Chotu tha ........ Neha maim sb yeh main Chotu ...
Neha gussay sy ...... tumhary paas mera number kaha sy aaya ....
Chotu .... ary maim sb choro is baat ko ........ apni fikar kro ...
Neha .... kya matlab hai tumhara ......
Chotu ..... ary maim sb .... yeh apka Jagya kaka ... yaha daroo pee ky betha hoa ajeeb ajeeb batain kr raha hai aap ky bary main ......
Neha ghabra gai ....... kya matlab ...... kya kahna chahty ho ... kya bol raha hai .......
Chotu .......... ab main apny monh sy kya btaoun aap ko ..... kah raha hai ky main ny Neha maim sb ko choda hai ...... woh bary shouq sy mujh sy choot marwati hai .............
Neha ghabraa gai ....... yeh kya bakwas hai .........
Chotu ...... main ab kya kah sakta hon ...... woh to shukar kro ky yaha koi or gahak nahi tha jo kisi ny nahi suna ........ main ny sy oper dukaan ky chobary py band kr dya hai ...... aap aajao or usy shant kro ........ kuch samjhao ..... shayd apki baat samjh jaay .......

Neha naram par gai ....... main kya kahon usko jo woh jhoot bol raha hai to .......
Chotu .... maim sb main ny to usy samjhany ki koshish ki hai ky ary kaka agar tum ny maim sb ko chod hi lya hai to yon unki ijjat bhary bajaar main neelaam to nahi kro na ........... kyon maim sb theek bola na main ny .....
Neha chup rahi ..........
Chotu ...... bus maim sb woh mujh sy nahi sanmbhal raha hai .... aap hi aaky us sy kuch baat kro .......... warna kuch dair ky baad mujhy usy chorna pary ga pata nahi phir kis kis ko jaa ky kya kya boly ga ...........
yeh kah ky CHotu ny phone band kr dya ......
Neha pareshan ho gai thi ..... uski samjh main nahi aa raha tha ky woh kya kry ....... itny main Savi udhar aai .......
Savi ....... Maim sb kya baat hai .... kya hoa ......
Neha ... han ... kuch nahi ........ acha woh tumhary pati ka kya haal hai ab ...........
Savi .... kaafi behtar hai maim sb ........ aaj bhi bahir nikla hoa tha ..........
Neha ka dil dharak utha ....... kyon kaha gya hai ...

Savi ..... ary maim sb jana kaha hai ....... gya ho ga daru peeny
Savi ki baat sun ky Neha ka dil bethny laga ........... usy samjh lag gai ky Chotu such bol rha hai ....... us kameeny ghatya Jagya ny zarur bakwas shuru ki ho gi mery baary main ........
kuch dair bad Neha ny apna dress change kia ..... or halka sa make up kr ky Nishith ko sota hoa chor ky ghar sy bahir nikli .... Savi ko bol kr ky main abhi thori dair main aati hon ....... aik dost ki taraf jaa rahi hon .................... yeh kah ky Neha ghar sy nikal aai.