Befikra...

[Rajakiller123456]

Update-61
Me : hahaha....
Chacha ko sikha diya hoga tumne pehle hi. Kii sanju aaye toh esa hi kehna.
Chachi : accha ruk tujhe batati hu. Apni chachi ki khichai kr RHA h.
Chachi ne ghuma ke mukka meri pith me jardiya. Sala mukka bhi wahi lga waha jockey padi thi.
Me : ahhhhhhhhh maar diya chachi tune..
Chachi : kya hua nakhrebaaz...!!
Itni joor se toh Mara bhi nhi jitna chilla RHA h...
Ye kehte huye chachi ne ek joor jardiya. Sala meri haalat toh kharaab ho gyi.
Pehle hi thoda tuta futa pada tha upper se chachi ke mukke .
Me : chachi ka haath pakad kr : chachi jis din me maarunga na puri raat
Uuuuhhhhhhhh
Aaaahhhhhhh
Marrrrrrrr gyiiiiii
Krke chillaogi.
Chachi muskuraate huye : chal hatt kamine....!!
Jaake ke kapde change krle. Bahut gande ho gye h.
Chachi apne room me chli gyi aur me bhi apne room me aagya. Sala shirt utaari aur mirror me dekha
toh sala aadhi se jyada body laal ho rkhi thi. Sala ustime time josh josh me dard ka koi ehsaas nhi
huya tha lekin sala ab body dard kr rhi thi. Mene fatafat hot shower liya. Aur ek painkiller kha kar bed
me fel gya. Sala thoda araam mila hi tha ki thodi der me rahul bhi room me aagya aur sale ne aate
mere pith me halka sa haath Mara.
Me : aaahhhhh sale kyu maar RHA h...!!
Rahul : kya bhai kaha Mara abhi. Mene toh bas halka haath hi rkha tha. Wese itna chilla kyu rhe ho.
Chot whot lgi h kya kahi
Me : nhi yaar bas thoda body dard kr rhi h.
Rahul : bhai lunch time me college se kaha gayab ho gye the. Datesheet aagyi h aur agle week se
exams h.
Me : thik h yaar. Kal se preparation chalo krdenge.