11-07-2020, 02:52 PM
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Agli subah main jab COLLEGE gaya tab Riya ko hi dhoond raha tha....mujhe ussey kal wali baat KARNI thi....par pata nahi KAHAN thi wo...
Main usey dhoondta hua COLLEGE ke peeche ki taraf gaya wahan pe kuch jhadiya uggie huyi thi...udher kuch ladke chup chup ke cigarette pite the aur kuch lake ladkiyan chuma chaati karte the....
Main wahan aaya to koi nahi dikha par tabhi kuch ladkon ki aapas me baat karte awaj aai...jab mene awaj pehchane ki kosish ki to mujhe laga ke log mere senior class wale ladke hai....wo aapas me bate kar rahe the...
Ek bola: abe la na sutta idhar...
Dusra: deta HOIN bhai...waisey accha maal hai...nasha Chad gaya ek hi Sutte main....
Pehla: abe ye Baba ki chillam hai....nasha to KAREGI hi...ek dum pure maal hai...
Tesra ladka: SAHI kaha bhai....aur bata Raju bhai wo first year wale launde ko shishe me tuatara kya...
Pehla ladka (Uska naam Raju tha) : are wo bhi utar jayega...thoda Sidha LAUNDA hai...
Dusra ladka: par kuch bhi khao bhai uski BEHAN bahoot mast maal hai....kya husn hai....sach me SWARG se utri apasara lagti hai...
Raju: sahi kaha tune Chandu....uske dekhte hi Lauda khada hi jata hai....sali ek baar apni chut de di to sala iss duniya me AANA safal ho jayega....
Tesra ladka: par bhai wo KAHAN apne haath aane wali hai....na Jane kitne MAJNU honge uske...
Raju: sale Bunty tu jhantu hi rahega....main uske bhai ko kya apni gand marane me liye pata raha hoon...sala ek baar sheesha me utra na wo to uske wo pari JAISI BEHAN apne bistar me HOGI aur raat din chudegi humse..
Chandu: bhai main uski gand marunga....hayeekya gand hai uski...soch me hi paani nikal jata hai....
Bunty: sahi kaha bhai...jab se wo Miss Meerut bani hai tab se uski picture akhbaro se nikal nikal ke jama kar raha ho....roz muth MARTA HOIN unhe dekh ke....
Aur teeno zor zor se hasne lage...main inge janta tha ...ye teeno mere senior the aur Raju aajkal meri bahoot MADAD karta tha COLLEGE me ....wo COLLEGE ka.president bhi tha....main uska kuch nahi bigad sakta tha....
Mera.ye Sab sunke khoon khol raha tha par main chupchap wahan se nikal gaya....unlogo ko to pata bhi nahi chala ki me unke peeche jhadiyon ke dusri taraf khada ye sun raha tha....
Main jab canteen ki taraf ja raha tha tab mujhe Riya nazar aayi.....maine Riya ko HI kaha...wo ruki to main bola " Riya tu kuch KEHNA CHAHATI thi kal...BOLNA kya hua"
Riya: wo actually baat ye hai kiiiii.....
Wo kuch bol pati ki tabhi Ravi wahan aa gaya aur Riya ki baat beech me reh gai....wo HUMDONO ko bye bol ke nikal gayi....Ravi mujhe leke canteen me aa gaya aur Thanks bola...
Main: thanks kis baat ka bhai...
Ravi: are yaar kal ka din bahoot mazedar tha isliye....aur ITNA accha khana khilone ke liye aur wo bhi itne khubsurat hathoon se bane huye...
Main: ok...usme kya hai...
Tabhi Javeed bhi wahan aa gaya aur usne bhi mujhe thanks kaha....aur meri didi ke khane ki TARIF ki....Ravi bola " aur SACH me TERI didi bahoot khubsurat hai bhai.....usne mil ke kal.aisa laga JAISEY hum Bollywood ki herione se mil rahe hoon....kal safeed suite mai bahoot SUNDER dikh rahi thi TERI didi"
Javeed : Sahi kha Ravi bhai....sach me Arun bhai didi bahoot khubsurat hai utni hi acchi nature ki bhi hain.....jissey bhi unki SHADI HOGI wo bahoot lucky hoga....
Aaj pata nahi KYUN mijhe ye baatain aachi nahi lag rahi thi....pehle wo log didi ke liye kitna Ganda bol rahe the aur ab mere dost didi ke taarfion ke pul bandh rahe the....ab unke kya intentions the iske peeche wo to unhe hi pata the.....
Aur Riya kya bolan CHAHTI thi wo bhi mere dimag me ghoom raha tha....
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Agli subah main jab COLLEGE gaya tab Riya ko hi dhoond raha tha....mujhe ussey kal wali baat KARNI thi....par pata nahi KAHAN thi wo...
Main usey dhoondta hua COLLEGE ke peeche ki taraf gaya wahan pe kuch jhadiya uggie huyi thi...udher kuch ladke chup chup ke cigarette pite the aur kuch lake ladkiyan chuma chaati karte the....
Main wahan aaya to koi nahi dikha par tabhi kuch ladkon ki aapas me baat karte awaj aai...jab mene awaj pehchane ki kosish ki to mujhe laga ke log mere senior class wale ladke hai....wo aapas me bate kar rahe the...
Ek bola: abe la na sutta idhar...
Dusra: deta HOIN bhai...waisey accha maal hai...nasha Chad gaya ek hi Sutte main....
Pehla: abe ye Baba ki chillam hai....nasha to KAREGI hi...ek dum pure maal hai...
Tesra ladka: SAHI kaha bhai....aur bata Raju bhai wo first year wale launde ko shishe me tuatara kya...
Pehla ladka (Uska naam Raju tha) : are wo bhi utar jayega...thoda Sidha LAUNDA hai...
Dusra ladka: par kuch bhi khao bhai uski BEHAN bahoot mast maal hai....kya husn hai....sach me SWARG se utri apasara lagti hai...
Raju: sahi kaha tune Chandu....uske dekhte hi Lauda khada hi jata hai....sali ek baar apni chut de di to sala iss duniya me AANA safal ho jayega....
Tesra ladka: par bhai wo KAHAN apne haath aane wali hai....na Jane kitne MAJNU honge uske...
Raju: sale Bunty tu jhantu hi rahega....main uske bhai ko kya apni gand marane me liye pata raha hoon...sala ek baar sheesha me utra na wo to uske wo pari JAISI BEHAN apne bistar me HOGI aur raat din chudegi humse..
Chandu: bhai main uski gand marunga....hayeekya gand hai uski...soch me hi paani nikal jata hai....
Bunty: sahi kaha bhai...jab se wo Miss Meerut bani hai tab se uski picture akhbaro se nikal nikal ke jama kar raha ho....roz muth MARTA HOIN unhe dekh ke....
Aur teeno zor zor se hasne lage...main inge janta tha ...ye teeno mere senior the aur Raju aajkal meri bahoot MADAD karta tha COLLEGE me ....wo COLLEGE ka.president bhi tha....main uska kuch nahi bigad sakta tha....
Mera.ye Sab sunke khoon khol raha tha par main chupchap wahan se nikal gaya....unlogo ko to pata bhi nahi chala ki me unke peeche jhadiyon ke dusri taraf khada ye sun raha tha....
Main jab canteen ki taraf ja raha tha tab mujhe Riya nazar aayi.....maine Riya ko HI kaha...wo ruki to main bola " Riya tu kuch KEHNA CHAHATI thi kal...BOLNA kya hua"
Riya: wo actually baat ye hai kiiiii.....
Wo kuch bol pati ki tabhi Ravi wahan aa gaya aur Riya ki baat beech me reh gai....wo HUMDONO ko bye bol ke nikal gayi....Ravi mujhe leke canteen me aa gaya aur Thanks bola...
Main: thanks kis baat ka bhai...
Ravi: are yaar kal ka din bahoot mazedar tha isliye....aur ITNA accha khana khilone ke liye aur wo bhi itne khubsurat hathoon se bane huye...
Main: ok...usme kya hai...
Tabhi Javeed bhi wahan aa gaya aur usne bhi mujhe thanks kaha....aur meri didi ke khane ki TARIF ki....Ravi bola " aur SACH me TERI didi bahoot khubsurat hai bhai.....usne mil ke kal.aisa laga JAISEY hum Bollywood ki herione se mil rahe hoon....kal safeed suite mai bahoot SUNDER dikh rahi thi TERI didi"
Javeed : Sahi kha Ravi bhai....sach me Arun bhai didi bahoot khubsurat hai utni hi acchi nature ki bhi hain.....jissey bhi unki SHADI HOGI wo bahoot lucky hoga....
Aaj pata nahi KYUN mijhe ye baatain aachi nahi lag rahi thi....pehle wo log didi ke liye kitna Ganda bol rahe the aur ab mere dost didi ke taarfion ke pul bandh rahe the....ab unke kya intentions the iske peeche wo to unhe hi pata the.....
Aur Riya kya bolan CHAHTI thi wo bhi mere dimag me ghoom raha tha....
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