10-07-2020, 12:02 PM
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Agle din jab me COLLEGE gaya to Ravi mere paas aaya aur mujhe class bunk kara ke canteen le gaya aur gappe marne laga....aaj Javed nahi aaya tha COLLEGE isliye Ravi ne mujhe pakad liya tha time paas ke liye nahi to ye dono roz awaragardi karte rehte the....
Ravi ne samosa aur coffee order kiye aur hum dono khane lage....baton baton me Ravi bola " Yar tu to KABHI HUME apne ghar nahi bulata....dekh bhai ghar ka khana khaye kitne din ho gaye...dekh KAISEY sukh ke kaanta ho gaya HOIN...kabhi ghat pe bula ke aunty ke hath ka khana to khila.."
Uske baat sunke mujhe hasi aa gai....usne iss andaz me ye baat boli thi ki main hase bina nahi reh paya....usne bura sa muah bana liya....
Main bola: are bhai naraz KYUN hota HAI....MAIN maa ko bolunga there liye AACHA sa khana banaye....aur TU ghar aa jana...tujhe khane me kya pasand hai....
Wo bola: are bhai ghar ka bana kuch bhi ho sab CHALEGA...waisey mujhe chole bhature...aur rajma chawal bahoot pasand hai....
Main: chal THEEK hai phir main maa aur didi se baat karta HOIN aur iss sunday program banaye hai ghar pe khane ka....meri didi rajma chawal bahoot accha banati hain....
Ravi bola: chal phir THEEK hai ...ye sunday done....main Javeed ko bhi bol DUNGA...waisey ekl baat yaad aayi.....tune KABHI ye nahi bataya ki TERI didi hi Miss Meerut HAI....MUJHE dusre logon se pata chala....aisa KYUN kiya be....
Main: are bhai aisey hi....jabardasti la attention nahi lena chahta tha....
Ravi: koi baat nahi yaar....chal Sunday ka plan cancel MAT kar dena....aur haan....RAJMA CHAWAL jaror banwana.....apni DIDI KE HAANTHON KA.....
Ye baat usne thoda zor deke boli thi....
Main bola: theek hai bhai...chinta mat kar...
Wo bola : dekhte hai tu jab itni TARIF kar raha hai apni didi ke haath se bane rajma chawal ki to I am also sure ki didi ke khubsurat haatho se bana khana bhi utna hi tasty hoga jitni WOO...
Maine uski baat bhi JAYADA dhyan nahi diya aur bola: ok bhai sunday me khud kha ke dekh lena....
Ravi: jarur chakunga....maza aayega....
Phir meri dusri class ka waqt ho gaya tha isliye mene ussey class me chalne ko bola par wo bola ki usey kuch JARURI kaam hai aur main uth ke class me chala gaya....aur Ravi wahin baitha mujhe jate dekhta raha.....
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Phir shami ghar aake mene mummy aur didi ko Sunday ka plan bataya aur dono ne KHUSHI KHUSHI ok bola....aaj Thursday tha aur 3 din baad sunday......
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Bane raheyega sath me...
Agle din jab me COLLEGE gaya to Ravi mere paas aaya aur mujhe class bunk kara ke canteen le gaya aur gappe marne laga....aaj Javed nahi aaya tha COLLEGE isliye Ravi ne mujhe pakad liya tha time paas ke liye nahi to ye dono roz awaragardi karte rehte the....
Ravi ne samosa aur coffee order kiye aur hum dono khane lage....baton baton me Ravi bola " Yar tu to KABHI HUME apne ghar nahi bulata....dekh bhai ghar ka khana khaye kitne din ho gaye...dekh KAISEY sukh ke kaanta ho gaya HOIN...kabhi ghat pe bula ke aunty ke hath ka khana to khila.."
Uske baat sunke mujhe hasi aa gai....usne iss andaz me ye baat boli thi ki main hase bina nahi reh paya....usne bura sa muah bana liya....
Main bola: are bhai naraz KYUN hota HAI....MAIN maa ko bolunga there liye AACHA sa khana banaye....aur TU ghar aa jana...tujhe khane me kya pasand hai....
Wo bola: are bhai ghar ka bana kuch bhi ho sab CHALEGA...waisey mujhe chole bhature...aur rajma chawal bahoot pasand hai....
Main: chal THEEK hai phir main maa aur didi se baat karta HOIN aur iss sunday program banaye hai ghar pe khane ka....meri didi rajma chawal bahoot accha banati hain....
Ravi bola: chal phir THEEK hai ...ye sunday done....main Javeed ko bhi bol DUNGA...waisey ekl baat yaad aayi.....tune KABHI ye nahi bataya ki TERI didi hi Miss Meerut HAI....MUJHE dusre logon se pata chala....aisa KYUN kiya be....
Main: are bhai aisey hi....jabardasti la attention nahi lena chahta tha....
Ravi: koi baat nahi yaar....chal Sunday ka plan cancel MAT kar dena....aur haan....RAJMA CHAWAL jaror banwana.....apni DIDI KE HAANTHON KA.....
Ye baat usne thoda zor deke boli thi....
Main bola: theek hai bhai...chinta mat kar...
Wo bola : dekhte hai tu jab itni TARIF kar raha hai apni didi ke haath se bane rajma chawal ki to I am also sure ki didi ke khubsurat haatho se bana khana bhi utna hi tasty hoga jitni WOO...
Maine uski baat bhi JAYADA dhyan nahi diya aur bola: ok bhai sunday me khud kha ke dekh lena....
Ravi: jarur chakunga....maza aayega....
Phir meri dusri class ka waqt ho gaya tha isliye mene ussey class me chalne ko bola par wo bola ki usey kuch JARURI kaam hai aur main uth ke class me chala gaya....aur Ravi wahin baitha mujhe jate dekhta raha.....
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Phir shami ghar aake mene mummy aur didi ko Sunday ka plan bataya aur dono ne KHUSHI KHUSHI ok bola....aaj Thursday tha aur 3 din baad sunday......
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Bane raheyega sath me...