ab tak 42 - Autobiography of the Promiscuous Male

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Nubile Cousin:Keeping the Heat on via Facebook

I had fond memories of fucking Pooja but then as we were not close relatives and she lived in a small town in Haryana, we never been in touch thereafter. And it was a long long long time when her name cropped up in my Facebook as 'People you may know' and I sent a friend request and immediately messaged her
(I am making this chat up from my memories as I had deleted that account for some reasons)

Me; Gande Bhaiya Yaad hai?

Next morning I saw that she had accepted by friend request but no message from her.

I repeated my message: Gande Bhaiya Yaad hai?

After few hours, I saw her response: Hehe. Bahut achchi tarah se.

I then asked: Kya Yaad hai Gande Bhaiya ke baare mein

She replied after few hours: Sab kuch and added a wink smiley.

It was still many weeks if not months that we were online at the same time and I messaged her

Me: Hi

She: Hi

Me: Kaisi ho?

She: Achchi hoon, aap kaise ho

Me; Vaise hi; Mota, Lamba aur Sakht

She: Hehe

Me; Ab to aur bhi sexy ho gayee hogi

She: Pata nahi

Me; Kyun abhi bhi 30B hi ho?

She: Hehe, nahi nahi
Me: To kitni

She: guess

Me: 32B

She: No

Me: 34B

She: No

Me: 36B

She No

Me: Don't tell me 38 ho gaye

She: B nahi C ho gaye

Me; 32C or 34C?

She: 32C

Me; Phir to koi un par mehnat kar raha hai

She: Means

Me: Koi roz daba raha hai unhe

She: Hehe

I enquired about her affairs and sex related things and she evaded reply for many times.

Then one day she pinged me

She: Hi U there

Me: Yes

She; Ek baat poochu

Me: Haan Poocho

She: Aapka wo itna bada hai ya mujhe galat yaad hai

Me; wo kya

She: aapka P

Me: P kya?

She: oh ho samajh jao na

Me: Nahi samjha

She P*&^S

Me; Abhi bhi nahi samjha

She: Penis

Me: Penis ko Hindi mein kya kahte hai, you see, meri english kamjor hai

She: Bhaiyaa...... aap bahut gande ho

Me: Wo to tumhe kaafi saalo pahle hi pata chal gaya tha, kya kahte hai Hindi mein

She: aapko pata hai

Me: Nahi pata, batao

She: L

Me; L kya

She: L&^%

Me: L&^% kya

She: Lund

Me; Kyun kya hua

She: Kuch nahi

Me: Kisi aur ka liya hai kya; jo chotta hai

She: Hehe, aisa hi kuch samjh lo

Me: Kiska

She: Pahle aap batao

Me: Kya

She: Ki aapka wo bada hai ya mujhe galat yaad hai

Me: Shayad mera Indian standard se bada hai, Indian males ka normally 5-6 inch hota hai, fully erect, mera lagbhag 8 inch hai, aur ladkiya kahti hai mota bhi hai

She: Hmmm

Me: Ab batao

She: Kya

Me; Kiska le rahi ho

She: BF hai

Me: Kaisa hai uska

She: Theek hai, par mujhe lagta tha chotta hai

Me: Kahan kahan liya

She: Hehe; chup

Me: Moonh mein

She: Hehe, chup na ...

Me. Main kaun hoon

She: Gande Bhaiya

Me; To mujhe nahi bataogi

She: Kya batau

Me: Moonh mein liya

She: Haan

Me: Chut mein

She: Haan

Me: Kitni der karta hai

She: Kya

Me: Chudhai

She: Chup

Me: Bata na

She: 10 minute

Me; 10 minute chut mein lund daal ke chodhta hai? Good timing yaar

She: nahi total

Me: Chut mein kitni der daal ke chodhta hai

She: 2-3 minute
Me: Bas

She: Yes

Me; Chut chatata hai tumhari

She: nahi

Me: You need a better BF

She: Hmmm

At another day and time

She: u there

Me: Yes

She: Ek baat batao, uska time kaise badaaye

Me: Kiska

She: Gande gande sab se gande

Me: Mujhe jo baat samajh aayegi usi ka to jawaab doonga

She: F*&%ing ka

Me: Hindi

She: Chudhai ka time kaise badaaye

Me: hehe, kaafi tareeke hai, aao sikha doonga

She: batao na

Me: don't overexcite while sucking, let him wear a condom, ask him to slow down the strokes, rest he is young so time will increase when he gets into regular fucking.

So these kind of chats we kept on having on facebook alongwith some cyber sex sessions, till we met again 6 years later.