04-07-2020, 03:27 AM
Chatt par bana ye store room thasa thas bhara huva tha. ghar ka saara bekaar samaan yahi rakha huva tha. tuti huyi kursiyan, purani almira, purana bade wala sandook sab isi kamre mein pade the. mujhe theek to nahi lag raha tha ye sab karna magar main kya karti mera pet phata ja raha tha. main dabe paanv kamre mein ghuss gayi. magar jab darvaaja band karne lagi to mujhe jor ka jhatka laga. Darvaja bhi store mein rakhe samaan ki tarah purana ho chuka tha aur uski kundi tuti huyi thi. matlab ki main darvaja jhuka to sakti thi magar ander se use lock nahi kar sakti thi. ab main karun bhi to kya karun. maine kamre mein charo taraf nazar daudayi. Kamre mein purani almira thi. uske saath sandook bhi rakha tha. mujhe khyaal aaya ki inke peeche baith kar araam se shushu kiya ja sakta hai. ye khyaal aate hi raahat ki ek lahar mere tan badan mein daud gayi. maine chupke se baahar jhaank kar dekha. Baahar koyi nahi tha. maine darvaaja pura jhuka diya aur ek purana sa dabba utha liya jismein baith kar main araam se pee kar sakti thi. dibbe ko lekar main almira ke peeche chali gayi. maine apni saree upar uthayi, peticot ko bhi upar sarkaya aur apni panti neeche sarka kar theek dabbe ke upar apne nitambo ko jhuka diya.
Pesab karne mein main itna kho gayi ki mujhe dhyaan hi nahi raha ki koyi kamre mein aa gaya hai. darasal mujhe mere pesab ki awaaj mein kuch sunayi hi nahi diya aur aane wala vaise bhi dabe paanv aaya tha.
“haaye re kya mast gaand hai teri. Kon sa saabun lagaadi ho is par jo ye aise dudh ki tarah chamak rahi hai.” mere to pairo ke neeche se jamin nikal gayi ye sun kar.
“t..t…tum, tum yaha kya kar rahe ho.” main turant khadi ho gayi. kambakhat ne mujhe puri tarah karne bhi nahi diya tha.
“main to husn ka deedar kar raha hun meri rani, par ye bataao ki tum yaha kya kar rahi ho. tumhara moot store mein hi nikalta hai kya.” Madhav besharmi se bola.
mujhse se ye bardast nahi huva aur maine aage badh kar ek tamacha jad diya madhav ke muh par. “tum samajhte kya ho khud ko. Dafa ho jaao yaha se.”
Ek pal ko to madhav ki aankho ke aage seetare ghum gaye. phir kuch sambhal kar vo bola, “jitni jor se tune ye tamacha maara hai na, utni hi jor se teri gaand na maari to mera naam madhav nahi.”
main use kuch bolne hi wali thi ki mujhe store ke baahar kuch logo ki awaaj sunayi di. meri to saans hi atak gayi. hey bhagvaan ab kya hoga. Logo ne mujhe is suvar ke saath dekh liya to meri jeendagi barbaad ho jaayegi. na jaane log kya kya samjhenge.
“lagta hai kuch log tahalne ke liye upar aa gaye hain.” Madhav ne kaha.
“shhh chup raho tum koyi sun lega.” maine dheere se kaha.
“kitna achcha moka diya hai bhagvaan ne hamein. Hamein is moke ko ganvana nahi chaahiye.” Madhav ne dheere se kaha.
“kya matlab hai tumhara.”
“dekho na store room mein hum akele hain. Darvaja band hai. kuch bhi ho sakta hai.” madhav ne nashili awaaj mein kaha. Uski baaton mein hawas saaf deekhayi de rahi thi.
“tumhe bilkul sharam nahi aati mere saath aisi behuda baate karte huve. Kya tumhe nahi pata ki main sharif ghar ki bahu hun. aisi baate shobha nahi deti tumhe.”
“naatak mat kar mujhe sab pata hai tere baare mein.” madhav ne kaha.
“tumhe kuch nahi pata. Chupchap khade raho nahi to log sun laenge.” Maine aankhe deekhate huve kaha.
“to sun lene do mera kya jaata hai. jo bigdega tera hi bigdega.”
Uski baat mein dam tha. mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kya karun. Upar se main abhi thoda hi pesab kar paayi thi aur pressure phir se badhne laga tha. ab to aur bhi musibat ho gayi thi. na main baahar ja sakti thi na hi ander rah sakti thi. magar mera pressure badhta hi ja raha tha. aakhir mujhe bolna hi pada, “tum thoda ghumoge.”
“kyon ghumu main.”
“ghum jao please mera pet phata ja raha hai.”
“pet phata ja raha hai par kyon, jyada kha liya tha kya.”
“baate mat banao, ek to ain vakt par aa kar mujhe tok diya ab baate bana rahe ho, thoda ghum jaaoge to kya bigad jaayega tumhara.”
“mere saamne kar legi moot to tera kya bigad jaayega. Vaise bhi teri gaand main dekh hi chuka hun. kar le jyada sharma mat.”
Main sharam se paani paani ho gayi. “narak mein jaaoge tum, tumhe sharam nahi aati.” Maine nazre jhuka kar kaha.
“mujhe to nahi aati par tum bahut sharma rahi ho.”
“Ghum jaao na please” maine makhan lagaate huve kaha kyonki mera pet phata ja raha tha.
“achacha theek hai main ghum jaata hun. kar le araam se.” vo ghum kar khada ho gaya.
“peeche mat mudna.” Maine dabbe ko sarkaate huve kaha. Maine araam se tassali se kiya pesab magar meri nazre usi par tiki thi. jab mere pesaab ki aahat band ho gayi to vo turant ghum gaya. maine badi jaldi ki saree neeche karne ki magar phir bhi usne meri gulabi yoni dekh hi li.”
“hi raam kya phaanke hain teri choot ki, khane ka man kar raha hai.” usne besharmi se aankh maarte huve kaha.
Main to sharam se paani paani ho gayi. mujhse kuch bhi bole nahi ban raha tha. meri laakh koshiso ke baavjud usne meri yoni dekh hi li thi aur ab aisi baate kar raha tha. saath hi saath vo besharmi se apni pant mein tane huve tambu ko sahla raha tha. mera to sharam se chehra laal ho gaya tha. agar baahar log na hote to turant vaha se chali jaati main.
“ek baar ek angrejan ki li thi maine. Uski choot ki phaanke bhi bilkul teri choot jaisi thi. bilkul gori chitti. Ek bhi baal nahi tha uski choot par.”
Main to aur bhi sharam se laal ho gayi. anjane mein mere muh se nikal gaya, “angrej kaha mili tumhe.”
“gaanv mein aayi thi vo apne pati ke saath. Uska pati koyi kya kahte hain recharach kar raha tha.”
“recharch nahi research.”
“haan haan kuch aisa hi. Main anpadh ganvar kya jaanu ye sab. Jo bhi ho bahut maja diya tha uski gulabi choot ne. teri choot ne uski yaad dila di aaj.”
Mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki koyi angrez ladki is suvar ke chakkar mein aa sakti hai. khair mujhe koyi matlab nahi tha in baaton se.
“yaar mujhe bhi pesaab aaya huva hai. main kya karun ab.”
“thodi der ruk jaao. log jaate hi honge.”
“mujhe nahi lagta ki koyi hilega yaha se abhi. Mera bhi pet phata ja raha hai. main karne ja raha hun is dabbe mein.” kahte huve usne apni zip khol li. Kahi mujhe uska aujar na dikh jaaye isliye main turant ghum gayi. usne araam se baith kar dabbe mein pesaab kiya.
“ab hamare pesaab mil gaye aapas mein. kaash ke teri choot se mera lund bhi mil jaaye aise hi hihihihi.”
Pesab karne mein main itna kho gayi ki mujhe dhyaan hi nahi raha ki koyi kamre mein aa gaya hai. darasal mujhe mere pesab ki awaaj mein kuch sunayi hi nahi diya aur aane wala vaise bhi dabe paanv aaya tha.
“haaye re kya mast gaand hai teri. Kon sa saabun lagaadi ho is par jo ye aise dudh ki tarah chamak rahi hai.” mere to pairo ke neeche se jamin nikal gayi ye sun kar.
“t..t…tum, tum yaha kya kar rahe ho.” main turant khadi ho gayi. kambakhat ne mujhe puri tarah karne bhi nahi diya tha.
“main to husn ka deedar kar raha hun meri rani, par ye bataao ki tum yaha kya kar rahi ho. tumhara moot store mein hi nikalta hai kya.” Madhav besharmi se bola.
mujhse se ye bardast nahi huva aur maine aage badh kar ek tamacha jad diya madhav ke muh par. “tum samajhte kya ho khud ko. Dafa ho jaao yaha se.”
Ek pal ko to madhav ki aankho ke aage seetare ghum gaye. phir kuch sambhal kar vo bola, “jitni jor se tune ye tamacha maara hai na, utni hi jor se teri gaand na maari to mera naam madhav nahi.”
main use kuch bolne hi wali thi ki mujhe store ke baahar kuch logo ki awaaj sunayi di. meri to saans hi atak gayi. hey bhagvaan ab kya hoga. Logo ne mujhe is suvar ke saath dekh liya to meri jeendagi barbaad ho jaayegi. na jaane log kya kya samjhenge.
“lagta hai kuch log tahalne ke liye upar aa gaye hain.” Madhav ne kaha.
“shhh chup raho tum koyi sun lega.” maine dheere se kaha.
“kitna achcha moka diya hai bhagvaan ne hamein. Hamein is moke ko ganvana nahi chaahiye.” Madhav ne dheere se kaha.
“kya matlab hai tumhara.”
“dekho na store room mein hum akele hain. Darvaja band hai. kuch bhi ho sakta hai.” madhav ne nashili awaaj mein kaha. Uski baaton mein hawas saaf deekhayi de rahi thi.
“tumhe bilkul sharam nahi aati mere saath aisi behuda baate karte huve. Kya tumhe nahi pata ki main sharif ghar ki bahu hun. aisi baate shobha nahi deti tumhe.”
“naatak mat kar mujhe sab pata hai tere baare mein.” madhav ne kaha.
“tumhe kuch nahi pata. Chupchap khade raho nahi to log sun laenge.” Maine aankhe deekhate huve kaha.
“to sun lene do mera kya jaata hai. jo bigdega tera hi bigdega.”
Uski baat mein dam tha. mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kya karun. Upar se main abhi thoda hi pesab kar paayi thi aur pressure phir se badhne laga tha. ab to aur bhi musibat ho gayi thi. na main baahar ja sakti thi na hi ander rah sakti thi. magar mera pressure badhta hi ja raha tha. aakhir mujhe bolna hi pada, “tum thoda ghumoge.”
“kyon ghumu main.”
“ghum jao please mera pet phata ja raha hai.”
“pet phata ja raha hai par kyon, jyada kha liya tha kya.”
“baate mat banao, ek to ain vakt par aa kar mujhe tok diya ab baate bana rahe ho, thoda ghum jaaoge to kya bigad jaayega tumhara.”
“mere saamne kar legi moot to tera kya bigad jaayega. Vaise bhi teri gaand main dekh hi chuka hun. kar le jyada sharma mat.”
Main sharam se paani paani ho gayi. “narak mein jaaoge tum, tumhe sharam nahi aati.” Maine nazre jhuka kar kaha.
“mujhe to nahi aati par tum bahut sharma rahi ho.”
“Ghum jaao na please” maine makhan lagaate huve kaha kyonki mera pet phata ja raha tha.
“achacha theek hai main ghum jaata hun. kar le araam se.” vo ghum kar khada ho gaya.
“peeche mat mudna.” Maine dabbe ko sarkaate huve kaha. Maine araam se tassali se kiya pesab magar meri nazre usi par tiki thi. jab mere pesaab ki aahat band ho gayi to vo turant ghum gaya. maine badi jaldi ki saree neeche karne ki magar phir bhi usne meri gulabi yoni dekh hi li.”
“hi raam kya phaanke hain teri choot ki, khane ka man kar raha hai.” usne besharmi se aankh maarte huve kaha.
Main to sharam se paani paani ho gayi. mujhse kuch bhi bole nahi ban raha tha. meri laakh koshiso ke baavjud usne meri yoni dekh hi li thi aur ab aisi baate kar raha tha. saath hi saath vo besharmi se apni pant mein tane huve tambu ko sahla raha tha. mera to sharam se chehra laal ho gaya tha. agar baahar log na hote to turant vaha se chali jaati main.
“ek baar ek angrejan ki li thi maine. Uski choot ki phaanke bhi bilkul teri choot jaisi thi. bilkul gori chitti. Ek bhi baal nahi tha uski choot par.”
Main to aur bhi sharam se laal ho gayi. anjane mein mere muh se nikal gaya, “angrej kaha mili tumhe.”
“gaanv mein aayi thi vo apne pati ke saath. Uska pati koyi kya kahte hain recharach kar raha tha.”
“recharch nahi research.”
“haan haan kuch aisa hi. Main anpadh ganvar kya jaanu ye sab. Jo bhi ho bahut maja diya tha uski gulabi choot ne. teri choot ne uski yaad dila di aaj.”
Mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki koyi angrez ladki is suvar ke chakkar mein aa sakti hai. khair mujhe koyi matlab nahi tha in baaton se.
“yaar mujhe bhi pesaab aaya huva hai. main kya karun ab.”
“thodi der ruk jaao. log jaate hi honge.”
“mujhe nahi lagta ki koyi hilega yaha se abhi. Mera bhi pet phata ja raha hai. main karne ja raha hun is dabbe mein.” kahte huve usne apni zip khol li. Kahi mujhe uska aujar na dikh jaaye isliye main turant ghum gayi. usne araam se baith kar dabbe mein pesaab kiya.
“ab hamare pesaab mil gaye aapas mein. kaash ke teri choot se mera lund bhi mil jaaye aise hi hihihihi.”
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