02-07-2020, 11:24 AM
Shaadi ki raunak lagi huyi thi. nidhi khub enjoy kar rahi thi. enjoy kare bhi kyon na aakhir uske devar raman ki shaadi jo thi. har taraf jashan ka maahol tha. gagan nidhi ke saath photos kheenchva raha tha. nidhi bhi khub hans hans kar pose de rahi thi.
“bahut achhe lag rahe ho tum dono.”unhe peeche se awaaj aayi.
“arey chacha ji aap. Mujhe laga aap nahi aayenge.” Gagan ne kaha.
Nidhi aur chacha ki nazre takrayi aur nidhi ne aankho hi aankho mein apni nafrat ka ijhaar kar diya.
“aata kyon ne beta. Tumhari shaadi mein to nahi aa paaya tha. raman ki shaadi mein to aana hi tha.”
“achha kiya jo aap aa gaye. Pita ji aapko dekh kar bahut khus honge.”gagan nidhi ko vahi chhod kar apne pita jagmohan ko bulane chala gaya.
“kaisi hai tu.” Chacha ne nidhi ke kaan mein kaha.
“tum yaha kya kar rahe ho dehati. Dur ki ristedari hai na tumhari....oh haan free ki rotiya todne ki aadat hai na tumhe isliye chale aaye yaha. Huh.” Nidhi ne tyoriya chaddha kar kaha.
“tu bilkul nahi badli meri rani. Ye sab chhod ye bata dubara kab degi mujhe. Yaha sirf tere liye hi aaya hun main. Nahi to mujhe shaadi vaadi mein jaane ka shonk nahi hai. Apni shaadi to huyi nahi...isliye dusro ki shaadi mein jaana achha nahi lagta mujhe.”
“agar tumne dubara koyi bhi aisi vaisi harkat ki mere saath to dekhna tumhara vo hasr karungi main ki jeendagi bhar yaad rakhoge.”
“hasr to maine kiya tha tumhari bechari choot ka. Khub jor jor se maari thi tere hi ghar mein. Aur tu apni marji se mere neeche padi thi.”
“apni marji se nahi padi thi. tumne mujhe daboch rakha tha.”
“hahaha....daboch nahi rakha tha meri rani maine bas tumhari bheedi choot mein apna mota lund phansa rakha tha. ab ye mat kahna ki tumhe maja nahi aaya tha. bade pyar se di thi tumne. Itne pyar se kisi ne nahi di mujhe hihihihihi.”
Nidhi use gaaliya bakne wali thi ki jagmohan uske sasur vaha aa gaye.
“arey raghav...kaise ho bhai. Beti raghav bachpan ka dost hai mera. Apne sage bhai se bhi jyada pyar karta hun main ise.” Jagmohan ne nidhi se kaha.
“jagmohan bahut achha intezaam kar rakha hai tumne bhai. Kya baat hai.”raghav ne kaha.
“haan aao...tumhe dusre mehmanon se milvata hun.” Raghav nidhi ki taraf dekhta huva jagmohan ke saath chala gaya.
Nidhi gagan ki talaash mein nikal padi, “kaha chale gaye ye mujhe akela chhod kar. Sahi maayno mein to inhone hi fansaya hai mujhe musibat mein.”
Raat ghir aayi thi. ghar mein har taraf chahal pahal thi. nidhi ko gagan kahi bhi deekhayi nahi de raha tha.
“inhe chatt par ghumna pasand hai. Chatt par jaakar dekhti hun.” Nidhi chatt ki taraf chal padi. Magar gagan chatt par bhi nazar nahi aaya. Shaadi ki bheed bhaad se chatt ka shaant mahaul nidhi ko achacha laga isliye usne kuch der vahi rukne ka faisla kiya. abhi koyi paanch minute hi huve the ki use seedhiyon se kisi ke upar aane ki awaaj sunayi di. Usne gaur kiya to vo saham gayi. “arey ye to kambakhat dehaati hai.” magar jab use kisi aur ki bhi awaaj sunayi di to use tassalli huyi ki sukar hai chacha akela upar nahi aa raha. koyi saath hoga to vo aisi aisi vaisi harkast nahi karega.
Chacha ne nidhi ko dekha aur bola, “arey nidhi beti tum akeli yaha kya kar rahi ho.” “kuch nahi chacha ji main bas yu hi tahalne ayi thi” nidhi ne tahjeeb se jawaab diya, varna to use gaaliya deti. Chacha ke saath koyi tha isliye use tahjeeb mein hi rahna tha.
“inse milo beti, ye mera bahut achacha dost hai, madhav. Mera langotiya yaar hai. aur madhav ye hai nidhi, mere bhatije gagan ki bahu.” raghav ne parichaya diya.
Nidhi ne madhav ko haath jod kar namaste kiya. madhav hatta katta aadmi tha. uske chehre ki moochein kisi chambal ke daaku ki yaad deelati thi. naak to aisi thi ki maano kisi ne suvar ki naak kaat kar uske chehre par chipka di ho. bilkul suvar jaisi hi shakal thi uski. Ranga kaala hone ke kaaran vo aur bhi bhayanak lag raha tha. kuch ajeeb si nazro se dekh raha tha vo nidhi ko. Itna azeeb ki nidhi bhi asahaz mahsus karne lagi aur usne fauran vaha se chalne ka faisla kar liya. “achcha chacha ji main chalti hun. mujhe kuch kaam hai.” nidhi bol kar chal padi.
“arey ruko to beti…kuch baat karni thi tumse.” Chacha ne peeche se awaaj di.
“kya baat karni hai mujhse. Mujhe koyi baat nahi karni. Is dehati ka dost to is se bhi do kadam aage lagta hai. kaise dekh raha tha mujhe, jaise ki mujhe kha jaayega. Suvar kahi ka. Aise logo ko bhagvaan insaan ka sharir kyon deta hai. suvar hi bana dete bhagvaan to achacha tha.” nidhi seedhiyon se utarte vakt soch rahi thi.
Nidhi seedhiyon se utar kar neeche aayi to use dhyaan aaya, “arey aaj to india-pakistan ka match hai. gagan jaroor raman ke kamre mein match dekh raha hoga.” Nidhi ne socha aur vo raman ke kamre ki taraf chal di. Use khud bhi match dekhne ka bahut shonk tha. vo aksar gagan ke saath ghar par hi match dekhti thi. dono saath baith kar soft drink aur popcorn ka aanand lete the. Nidhi raman ke kamre mein pahunchi to dang rah gayi. kamra khacha khach bhara tha. gagan khud khada ho kar match dekh raha tha. shaadi ka maahol tha. sabhi mehmaan aa chuke the. Aise mein india-pakistan ke match mein bheed kaise nahi hogi. Nidhi bhi gagan ke saath khadi ho gayi.
“wow….chhakka…” sahwaag ke chhkke pe nidhi taaliya peetne lagi. Uski taali seetiyon mein kahi kho si gayi. achanak nidhi ko apne nitambon par kisi ka haath mahsus huva. Nidhi ne gagan ko kahni maari jaise ki aankho hi aankho mein kah rahi ho ki mere nitamb mat chhedo. Magar thodi der baad nidhi ki saans gale mein atak gayi. ek haath nidhi ke nitambon par tha magar vo gagan ka haath nahi ho sakta tha, kyonki gagan ke dono haath uske sar par the, india ka wicket gir gaya tha. “hey bhagvaan ye gagan nahi koyi aur hai.” nidhi ne dheere se gardan peeche ghumayi to dang rah gayi. madhav uske peeche khada muskura raha tha. aur to aur usne nidhi ki taraf aankh bhi maar di. Nidhi to hairaan rah gayi. uski itni himmat kaise ho gayi ki itne logo ke saamne vo uske nitambon ko chhede. Bilkul raghav jaisa hi hai ye kamina. nidhi ka pati vahi uske saath hi khada hai magar use koyi farak nahi padta use to bas nidhi ki gaand hi deekhayi de rahi hai. kamre mein jaise aur koyi hai hi nahi. Ab itne logo ke saamne nidhi bole bhi to kya bole.
“lagta hai aaj bhi india haarega.” Madhav ne hanste huve kaha.
“aisa kaise kah sakte ho tum. Dafa ho jaao yaha se.” nidhi cheella kar boli.
Kamre mein upasthit sabhi log nidhi ki awaaj sun kar tv chhod kar uski taraf dekhne lage. Gagan bhi hairaan tha ki aakhir nidhi ne aise react kyon kiya.
“calm down nidhi, ye chacha ji ke dost hain. Aur ye sirf match hi to hai. aisa nahi bolte. Sorry bolo inhe.” Gagan ne kaha.
Ye khub hai. madhav nidhi ki gaand se khele sareaam aur sorry bole nidhi. Kya nidhi ko koyi bhi kabhi bhi chhed sakta hai. aisa nahi hoga. Nidhi kisi ko sorry nahi bolegi. Magar gagan ki baat taalne ka matlab tha ghar mein kalesh karna. Isliye nidhi ne kuch der ki chuppi ke baad madhav ko sorry bol diya.
“maaf kijiye…mujhse galti ho gayi.” nidhi ne bina peeche mude kaha.
“koyi baat nahi beta. Bado ka farz hai ki chhoto ki baat ki dil se na lagaaye.” Madhav ne kaha. Magar kisi ne bhi ye dhyaan nahi diya ki madhav ka daayan haath kahaan hai. madhav ka daayan haath nidhi ke nitamb ke daayein bhaag ko daboch raha tha. lekin sabko uska haath nahi deekhayi de raha tha. sirf uska muh deekh raha tha jis se vo badi badi baate kar raha tha.
Nidhi bebas si vahi khadi rahi. Agar us vakt vaha se chal deti to gagan ko lagta ki vo us se naraaj ho kar chali gayi. vo na jaane kya sochta ki kyon chali gayi nidhi. Vo vahi khadi rahi. Madhav baari baai se nidhi ke nitambon ki dono golaeeyon ko naapta raha. kabhi sahlata aur kabhi masalta aur kabhi chutki bhi maarta. Nidhi ke liye cricket match khatam ho chuka tha. uska dhyaan puri tarah uske peeche khade suvar par tha jo badi besharmi se bheed bhare kamre mein uske nitambon ka maja le raha tha.
nidhi ab gusse se tilmila rahi thi. “kaise koi mere sath aisa kar sakta hai.” Usne phir zor se nidhi ki gaand ko dabaya..magar is baar nidhi ne uska hath pakad liya. Nidhi ke mulayam haath ko apne mardana haath par mahsus karke woh shayad aur uttejit ho gaya aur usne nidhi ke kaan mein kaha laga, “kya baat hai meri rani. Sach mein bahut mulayam gaand hai tumhari. Zee karta hai ki bas is gaand se khelta rahun.” Ye sunte hi nidhi bokhla gayi aur usne zorse uske hatho ko noch diya..aur peeche mud ke kaha, “khun pee jaaungi tera agar dubara kuch bole to.” wo phir shant ho gaya aur uska chehra utar gaya. khushi hui nidhi ko apni bahaduri pe ki usne use khudki manmani nahi karne di.
Magar na jaane kaha se nidhi ko achanak vo din yaad aa gaya jab uske paanv mein moch aa gayi thi aur chacha uski moch utaar raha tha. Shayad madhav ki harkaton ke kaaran use chacha ki kartootein yaad aa rahi thi. Khaaskar nidhi ke man mein vo scene ek picture ki bhaanti daud gaya jab nidhi ke nitamb chacha ki nazro ke saamne nange the aur chacha uski moch utaarne ke bahaane na jaane uske bekasoor nitambon ke saath kya kya kar raha tha.
ye picture us din ke vaakye ko bahut achache se bayaan kar rahi hai. Yahi picture nidhi ki aankhon mein ghum rahi thi. Chacha ka mota tagda lund, nidhi ki maasum gaand ke dwar par dastak de raha tha jabki nidhi pair ki moch se pareshaan chacha ke neeche padi karaah rahi thi. Badi muskil se taala tha us din nidhi ne raghav ko nahi to vo kambakhat uski gaand maar hi leta. Kahi ye madhav nidhi ki gaand ke peeche to nahi hai. Ye khyaal aate hi nidhi vartmaan mein aa gayi. “Nahi nahi main aisa hargiz nahi hone dungi. Main dubara kisi dehaati ke changul mein nahi phasungi. Is suvar ke to bilkul bhi nahi.”
achanak logon ka jamawara aur hone laga. bheed ki wajah se nidhi ko aur peeche khisakna pada magar tabhi use jor ka jhatka laga. Ek bahut hi kathor si cheez nidhi ke nitambon ki daraar mein phans gayi. Jaise hi nidhi ko khyaal aaya ki ye is suvar ka lund hai vo fauran kuch is tarah se hili ki madhav ka lund uske nitambon ki daraar se hat jaaye. Magar is sab ke dauraan madhav shayad phir se mood mein aa gaya aur usne ek baar phir nidhi ke nitambon ki golayi ko apne majboot haathon mein thaam liya aur nidhi ke kaano mein bola, “agar ye saree na pahni hoti tumne to mera lund teri gaand mein ghus jaata. Sach mein bada maja aata mujhe. Degi na tu mujhe gaand. Raghav ko to tune sirf chut hi di hai, mujhe gaand bhi deni padegi.”
Ye sab sunte hi nidhi saham gayi... use ye sab kaise pata chal gaya. man hi man mein nidhi chacha ko kosne lagi. ab vo thodi ghabra bhi gayi. Agar chacha wali baat kisi aur ko pata chal gayi to vo barbaad ho jaayegi.
Nidhi ko khoya dekh, mauke ka fayda uthaate huve madhav ne nidhi ki saree thodi upar utha di…aur uske kano mein bola, “chal kahi tanhaayi mein chalte hain. Puri tassalli karunga teri. Raghav se bhi jyada maja dunga tujhe.” Nidhi gusse mein peeche mudi aur dheere se boli, “tum jaise suvar se main baat tak karna pasand nahi karti.”
“baat mat karna meri jaan, bas soori ki tarah is suvar ko apne upar chaddhne dena. Baaki main dekh lunga.” Nidhi se use phir se ghoor kar dekha. Uske chehre par ghinoni muskaan thi.
who ab had paar kar raha tha…who nidhi ke kaano mein lagatar ashleel baatein kar raha th achanak vo bola ki tum nahi janana chahti ki chacha ne tumhare bare mein kya kya bola hai. Ye shun kar nidhi ab utsuk ho gayi jaanane ko. Madhav ne dheere se kaha, “usne kaha ki tumne bahut achche se di thi use, kya ye sach hai.” Ye sunte hi nidhi ka khoon khaul gaya. “ bakwaas hai yeh” nidhi ne dheere se gusse mein kaha. “theek hai gussa kyun hoti ho..main bas wahi kah raha hun jo usne kaha…aur nahi janana chahti ki kya kaha usne tumhare baare mein.”
“Mujhe kuch nahi sunana. Apni bakwaas band karo” nidhi ne kaha. Magar madhav chup nahi huva.
“raghav kah raha tha ki une tumhari chuchiyon ko choosa tha aur tumhe bada maja aaya tha. Kah raha tha ki tumhare angoor sakht ho gaye the uske muh mein. Aur to aur vo kah raha tha ki usne tumhari gaand mein bhi apna paani chhoda tha. Samajh mein nahi aata ki bina gaand maare usne tumhaari gaand mein paani kaise chhod diya. Bataao na ye kaise kiya usne.” “usne moch utaarte vakt chalaaki ki thi mere saath.” Fauran nidhi ke muh se nikla. Magar phir vo pachtayi ki vo is suvar ke sawal ka jawab kyon de baithi. Sach to ye tha ki madhav ki baatein kuch ajeeb sa asar kar rahi thi nidhi par.
“jo bhi ho tumhari gaand ne raghav ke lund ka paani to piya tha na. Haye kaash koyi hamein bhi apni gaand mein yu paani chhodne de to maja aa jaaye.” Madhav ne nidhi ke nitambo ki daraar par haath pheerate huve kaha.
ye sab sun kar nidhi ki to saans atak gayi. na chahte hue bhi uske sharir mein kapkapi mach gayi.
kisi ko aas paas bhanak bhi nahi ho rahi thi ki kya chal raha tha nidhi aur madhav ke beech. log match dekhne mein magan the. Nidhi ka sharir to madhav ke haathon ka khilona banta ja raha tha, magar usne ab tak apna deemagi santoolan nahi khoya tha. “bahut ho gaya mujhe yaha se chalna chaahiye ab. Is suvar ko aur moka nahi dena chaahiye mujhe.” nidhi ne man hi man faisla kiya aur vaha se chal di. Madhav ka chahra latak gaya. “ arey beti kaha ja rahi ho. ab to india ke jeetne ke chance lag rahe hain. Ruko na.”
gagan ne bhi nidhi ko rukne ko kaha. “ nahi chacha ji mujhe kuch kaam hai. aap dekhiye match main chalti hun.” kyonki gagan dekh raha tha nidhi ki taraf isliye use tahjib se baat karni padi.
Nidhi ko kamre se nikalte hi bathroom jaane ka pressure feel huva. Magar ye kya sabhi bathroom vyast the. Itni bheed thi mehmano ki aise mein bathroom ka khaali milna muskil tha. magar nidhi ka pet phata ja raha tha. sirf dau hi toilet the ghar mein. use samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kya kare aur kya na kare. Vo pet pakde bechain si ghum rahi thi. achanak use khyaal aaya ki ghar ke chatt par jo store room hai usme ja kar kisi dabbe vagaira mein shushu kar legi aur baad mein use fenk degi. Par ye sab karna use kuch ajeeb sa lag raha tha, isliye uske kadam chatt ki taraf nahi badh paaye. Magar toilet mein jo koyi bhi tha vo nikalne ka naam hi nahi le raha tha. majboor ho kar nidhi ko chatt ki taraf kadam badhane hi pade.
“bahut achhe lag rahe ho tum dono.”unhe peeche se awaaj aayi.
“arey chacha ji aap. Mujhe laga aap nahi aayenge.” Gagan ne kaha.
Nidhi aur chacha ki nazre takrayi aur nidhi ne aankho hi aankho mein apni nafrat ka ijhaar kar diya.
“aata kyon ne beta. Tumhari shaadi mein to nahi aa paaya tha. raman ki shaadi mein to aana hi tha.”
“achha kiya jo aap aa gaye. Pita ji aapko dekh kar bahut khus honge.”gagan nidhi ko vahi chhod kar apne pita jagmohan ko bulane chala gaya.
“kaisi hai tu.” Chacha ne nidhi ke kaan mein kaha.
“tum yaha kya kar rahe ho dehati. Dur ki ristedari hai na tumhari....oh haan free ki rotiya todne ki aadat hai na tumhe isliye chale aaye yaha. Huh.” Nidhi ne tyoriya chaddha kar kaha.
“tu bilkul nahi badli meri rani. Ye sab chhod ye bata dubara kab degi mujhe. Yaha sirf tere liye hi aaya hun main. Nahi to mujhe shaadi vaadi mein jaane ka shonk nahi hai. Apni shaadi to huyi nahi...isliye dusro ki shaadi mein jaana achha nahi lagta mujhe.”
“agar tumne dubara koyi bhi aisi vaisi harkat ki mere saath to dekhna tumhara vo hasr karungi main ki jeendagi bhar yaad rakhoge.”
“hasr to maine kiya tha tumhari bechari choot ka. Khub jor jor se maari thi tere hi ghar mein. Aur tu apni marji se mere neeche padi thi.”
“apni marji se nahi padi thi. tumne mujhe daboch rakha tha.”
“hahaha....daboch nahi rakha tha meri rani maine bas tumhari bheedi choot mein apna mota lund phansa rakha tha. ab ye mat kahna ki tumhe maja nahi aaya tha. bade pyar se di thi tumne. Itne pyar se kisi ne nahi di mujhe hihihihihi.”
Nidhi use gaaliya bakne wali thi ki jagmohan uske sasur vaha aa gaye.
“arey raghav...kaise ho bhai. Beti raghav bachpan ka dost hai mera. Apne sage bhai se bhi jyada pyar karta hun main ise.” Jagmohan ne nidhi se kaha.
“jagmohan bahut achha intezaam kar rakha hai tumne bhai. Kya baat hai.”raghav ne kaha.
“haan aao...tumhe dusre mehmanon se milvata hun.” Raghav nidhi ki taraf dekhta huva jagmohan ke saath chala gaya.
Nidhi gagan ki talaash mein nikal padi, “kaha chale gaye ye mujhe akela chhod kar. Sahi maayno mein to inhone hi fansaya hai mujhe musibat mein.”
Raat ghir aayi thi. ghar mein har taraf chahal pahal thi. nidhi ko gagan kahi bhi deekhayi nahi de raha tha.
“inhe chatt par ghumna pasand hai. Chatt par jaakar dekhti hun.” Nidhi chatt ki taraf chal padi. Magar gagan chatt par bhi nazar nahi aaya. Shaadi ki bheed bhaad se chatt ka shaant mahaul nidhi ko achacha laga isliye usne kuch der vahi rukne ka faisla kiya. abhi koyi paanch minute hi huve the ki use seedhiyon se kisi ke upar aane ki awaaj sunayi di. Usne gaur kiya to vo saham gayi. “arey ye to kambakhat dehaati hai.” magar jab use kisi aur ki bhi awaaj sunayi di to use tassalli huyi ki sukar hai chacha akela upar nahi aa raha. koyi saath hoga to vo aisi aisi vaisi harkast nahi karega.
Chacha ne nidhi ko dekha aur bola, “arey nidhi beti tum akeli yaha kya kar rahi ho.” “kuch nahi chacha ji main bas yu hi tahalne ayi thi” nidhi ne tahjeeb se jawaab diya, varna to use gaaliya deti. Chacha ke saath koyi tha isliye use tahjeeb mein hi rahna tha.
“inse milo beti, ye mera bahut achacha dost hai, madhav. Mera langotiya yaar hai. aur madhav ye hai nidhi, mere bhatije gagan ki bahu.” raghav ne parichaya diya.
Nidhi ne madhav ko haath jod kar namaste kiya. madhav hatta katta aadmi tha. uske chehre ki moochein kisi chambal ke daaku ki yaad deelati thi. naak to aisi thi ki maano kisi ne suvar ki naak kaat kar uske chehre par chipka di ho. bilkul suvar jaisi hi shakal thi uski. Ranga kaala hone ke kaaran vo aur bhi bhayanak lag raha tha. kuch ajeeb si nazro se dekh raha tha vo nidhi ko. Itna azeeb ki nidhi bhi asahaz mahsus karne lagi aur usne fauran vaha se chalne ka faisla kar liya. “achcha chacha ji main chalti hun. mujhe kuch kaam hai.” nidhi bol kar chal padi.
“arey ruko to beti…kuch baat karni thi tumse.” Chacha ne peeche se awaaj di.
“kya baat karni hai mujhse. Mujhe koyi baat nahi karni. Is dehati ka dost to is se bhi do kadam aage lagta hai. kaise dekh raha tha mujhe, jaise ki mujhe kha jaayega. Suvar kahi ka. Aise logo ko bhagvaan insaan ka sharir kyon deta hai. suvar hi bana dete bhagvaan to achacha tha.” nidhi seedhiyon se utarte vakt soch rahi thi.
Nidhi seedhiyon se utar kar neeche aayi to use dhyaan aaya, “arey aaj to india-pakistan ka match hai. gagan jaroor raman ke kamre mein match dekh raha hoga.” Nidhi ne socha aur vo raman ke kamre ki taraf chal di. Use khud bhi match dekhne ka bahut shonk tha. vo aksar gagan ke saath ghar par hi match dekhti thi. dono saath baith kar soft drink aur popcorn ka aanand lete the. Nidhi raman ke kamre mein pahunchi to dang rah gayi. kamra khacha khach bhara tha. gagan khud khada ho kar match dekh raha tha. shaadi ka maahol tha. sabhi mehmaan aa chuke the. Aise mein india-pakistan ke match mein bheed kaise nahi hogi. Nidhi bhi gagan ke saath khadi ho gayi.
“wow….chhakka…” sahwaag ke chhkke pe nidhi taaliya peetne lagi. Uski taali seetiyon mein kahi kho si gayi. achanak nidhi ko apne nitambon par kisi ka haath mahsus huva. Nidhi ne gagan ko kahni maari jaise ki aankho hi aankho mein kah rahi ho ki mere nitamb mat chhedo. Magar thodi der baad nidhi ki saans gale mein atak gayi. ek haath nidhi ke nitambon par tha magar vo gagan ka haath nahi ho sakta tha, kyonki gagan ke dono haath uske sar par the, india ka wicket gir gaya tha. “hey bhagvaan ye gagan nahi koyi aur hai.” nidhi ne dheere se gardan peeche ghumayi to dang rah gayi. madhav uske peeche khada muskura raha tha. aur to aur usne nidhi ki taraf aankh bhi maar di. Nidhi to hairaan rah gayi. uski itni himmat kaise ho gayi ki itne logo ke saamne vo uske nitambon ko chhede. Bilkul raghav jaisa hi hai ye kamina. nidhi ka pati vahi uske saath hi khada hai magar use koyi farak nahi padta use to bas nidhi ki gaand hi deekhayi de rahi hai. kamre mein jaise aur koyi hai hi nahi. Ab itne logo ke saamne nidhi bole bhi to kya bole.
“lagta hai aaj bhi india haarega.” Madhav ne hanste huve kaha.
“aisa kaise kah sakte ho tum. Dafa ho jaao yaha se.” nidhi cheella kar boli.
Kamre mein upasthit sabhi log nidhi ki awaaj sun kar tv chhod kar uski taraf dekhne lage. Gagan bhi hairaan tha ki aakhir nidhi ne aise react kyon kiya.
“calm down nidhi, ye chacha ji ke dost hain. Aur ye sirf match hi to hai. aisa nahi bolte. Sorry bolo inhe.” Gagan ne kaha.
Ye khub hai. madhav nidhi ki gaand se khele sareaam aur sorry bole nidhi. Kya nidhi ko koyi bhi kabhi bhi chhed sakta hai. aisa nahi hoga. Nidhi kisi ko sorry nahi bolegi. Magar gagan ki baat taalne ka matlab tha ghar mein kalesh karna. Isliye nidhi ne kuch der ki chuppi ke baad madhav ko sorry bol diya.
“maaf kijiye…mujhse galti ho gayi.” nidhi ne bina peeche mude kaha.
“koyi baat nahi beta. Bado ka farz hai ki chhoto ki baat ki dil se na lagaaye.” Madhav ne kaha. Magar kisi ne bhi ye dhyaan nahi diya ki madhav ka daayan haath kahaan hai. madhav ka daayan haath nidhi ke nitamb ke daayein bhaag ko daboch raha tha. lekin sabko uska haath nahi deekhayi de raha tha. sirf uska muh deekh raha tha jis se vo badi badi baate kar raha tha.
Nidhi bebas si vahi khadi rahi. Agar us vakt vaha se chal deti to gagan ko lagta ki vo us se naraaj ho kar chali gayi. vo na jaane kya sochta ki kyon chali gayi nidhi. Vo vahi khadi rahi. Madhav baari baai se nidhi ke nitambon ki dono golaeeyon ko naapta raha. kabhi sahlata aur kabhi masalta aur kabhi chutki bhi maarta. Nidhi ke liye cricket match khatam ho chuka tha. uska dhyaan puri tarah uske peeche khade suvar par tha jo badi besharmi se bheed bhare kamre mein uske nitambon ka maja le raha tha.
nidhi ab gusse se tilmila rahi thi. “kaise koi mere sath aisa kar sakta hai.” Usne phir zor se nidhi ki gaand ko dabaya..magar is baar nidhi ne uska hath pakad liya. Nidhi ke mulayam haath ko apne mardana haath par mahsus karke woh shayad aur uttejit ho gaya aur usne nidhi ke kaan mein kaha laga, “kya baat hai meri rani. Sach mein bahut mulayam gaand hai tumhari. Zee karta hai ki bas is gaand se khelta rahun.” Ye sunte hi nidhi bokhla gayi aur usne zorse uske hatho ko noch diya..aur peeche mud ke kaha, “khun pee jaaungi tera agar dubara kuch bole to.” wo phir shant ho gaya aur uska chehra utar gaya. khushi hui nidhi ko apni bahaduri pe ki usne use khudki manmani nahi karne di.
Magar na jaane kaha se nidhi ko achanak vo din yaad aa gaya jab uske paanv mein moch aa gayi thi aur chacha uski moch utaar raha tha. Shayad madhav ki harkaton ke kaaran use chacha ki kartootein yaad aa rahi thi. Khaaskar nidhi ke man mein vo scene ek picture ki bhaanti daud gaya jab nidhi ke nitamb chacha ki nazro ke saamne nange the aur chacha uski moch utaarne ke bahaane na jaane uske bekasoor nitambon ke saath kya kya kar raha tha.
ye picture us din ke vaakye ko bahut achache se bayaan kar rahi hai. Yahi picture nidhi ki aankhon mein ghum rahi thi. Chacha ka mota tagda lund, nidhi ki maasum gaand ke dwar par dastak de raha tha jabki nidhi pair ki moch se pareshaan chacha ke neeche padi karaah rahi thi. Badi muskil se taala tha us din nidhi ne raghav ko nahi to vo kambakhat uski gaand maar hi leta. Kahi ye madhav nidhi ki gaand ke peeche to nahi hai. Ye khyaal aate hi nidhi vartmaan mein aa gayi. “Nahi nahi main aisa hargiz nahi hone dungi. Main dubara kisi dehaati ke changul mein nahi phasungi. Is suvar ke to bilkul bhi nahi.”
achanak logon ka jamawara aur hone laga. bheed ki wajah se nidhi ko aur peeche khisakna pada magar tabhi use jor ka jhatka laga. Ek bahut hi kathor si cheez nidhi ke nitambon ki daraar mein phans gayi. Jaise hi nidhi ko khyaal aaya ki ye is suvar ka lund hai vo fauran kuch is tarah se hili ki madhav ka lund uske nitambon ki daraar se hat jaaye. Magar is sab ke dauraan madhav shayad phir se mood mein aa gaya aur usne ek baar phir nidhi ke nitambon ki golayi ko apne majboot haathon mein thaam liya aur nidhi ke kaano mein bola, “agar ye saree na pahni hoti tumne to mera lund teri gaand mein ghus jaata. Sach mein bada maja aata mujhe. Degi na tu mujhe gaand. Raghav ko to tune sirf chut hi di hai, mujhe gaand bhi deni padegi.”
Ye sab sunte hi nidhi saham gayi... use ye sab kaise pata chal gaya. man hi man mein nidhi chacha ko kosne lagi. ab vo thodi ghabra bhi gayi. Agar chacha wali baat kisi aur ko pata chal gayi to vo barbaad ho jaayegi.
Nidhi ko khoya dekh, mauke ka fayda uthaate huve madhav ne nidhi ki saree thodi upar utha di…aur uske kano mein bola, “chal kahi tanhaayi mein chalte hain. Puri tassalli karunga teri. Raghav se bhi jyada maja dunga tujhe.” Nidhi gusse mein peeche mudi aur dheere se boli, “tum jaise suvar se main baat tak karna pasand nahi karti.”
“baat mat karna meri jaan, bas soori ki tarah is suvar ko apne upar chaddhne dena. Baaki main dekh lunga.” Nidhi se use phir se ghoor kar dekha. Uske chehre par ghinoni muskaan thi.
who ab had paar kar raha tha…who nidhi ke kaano mein lagatar ashleel baatein kar raha th achanak vo bola ki tum nahi janana chahti ki chacha ne tumhare bare mein kya kya bola hai. Ye shun kar nidhi ab utsuk ho gayi jaanane ko. Madhav ne dheere se kaha, “usne kaha ki tumne bahut achche se di thi use, kya ye sach hai.” Ye sunte hi nidhi ka khoon khaul gaya. “ bakwaas hai yeh” nidhi ne dheere se gusse mein kaha. “theek hai gussa kyun hoti ho..main bas wahi kah raha hun jo usne kaha…aur nahi janana chahti ki kya kaha usne tumhare baare mein.”
“Mujhe kuch nahi sunana. Apni bakwaas band karo” nidhi ne kaha. Magar madhav chup nahi huva.
“raghav kah raha tha ki une tumhari chuchiyon ko choosa tha aur tumhe bada maja aaya tha. Kah raha tha ki tumhare angoor sakht ho gaye the uske muh mein. Aur to aur vo kah raha tha ki usne tumhari gaand mein bhi apna paani chhoda tha. Samajh mein nahi aata ki bina gaand maare usne tumhaari gaand mein paani kaise chhod diya. Bataao na ye kaise kiya usne.” “usne moch utaarte vakt chalaaki ki thi mere saath.” Fauran nidhi ke muh se nikla. Magar phir vo pachtayi ki vo is suvar ke sawal ka jawab kyon de baithi. Sach to ye tha ki madhav ki baatein kuch ajeeb sa asar kar rahi thi nidhi par.
“jo bhi ho tumhari gaand ne raghav ke lund ka paani to piya tha na. Haye kaash koyi hamein bhi apni gaand mein yu paani chhodne de to maja aa jaaye.” Madhav ne nidhi ke nitambo ki daraar par haath pheerate huve kaha.
ye sab sun kar nidhi ki to saans atak gayi. na chahte hue bhi uske sharir mein kapkapi mach gayi.
kisi ko aas paas bhanak bhi nahi ho rahi thi ki kya chal raha tha nidhi aur madhav ke beech. log match dekhne mein magan the. Nidhi ka sharir to madhav ke haathon ka khilona banta ja raha tha, magar usne ab tak apna deemagi santoolan nahi khoya tha. “bahut ho gaya mujhe yaha se chalna chaahiye ab. Is suvar ko aur moka nahi dena chaahiye mujhe.” nidhi ne man hi man faisla kiya aur vaha se chal di. Madhav ka chahra latak gaya. “ arey beti kaha ja rahi ho. ab to india ke jeetne ke chance lag rahe hain. Ruko na.”
gagan ne bhi nidhi ko rukne ko kaha. “ nahi chacha ji mujhe kuch kaam hai. aap dekhiye match main chalti hun.” kyonki gagan dekh raha tha nidhi ki taraf isliye use tahjib se baat karni padi.
Nidhi ko kamre se nikalte hi bathroom jaane ka pressure feel huva. Magar ye kya sabhi bathroom vyast the. Itni bheed thi mehmano ki aise mein bathroom ka khaali milna muskil tha. magar nidhi ka pet phata ja raha tha. sirf dau hi toilet the ghar mein. use samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kya kare aur kya na kare. Vo pet pakde bechain si ghum rahi thi. achanak use khyaal aaya ki ghar ke chatt par jo store room hai usme ja kar kisi dabbe vagaira mein shushu kar legi aur baad mein use fenk degi. Par ye sab karna use kuch ajeeb sa lag raha tha, isliye uske kadam chatt ki taraf nahi badh paaye. Magar toilet mein jo koyi bhi tha vo nikalne ka naam hi nahi le raha tha. majboor ho kar nidhi ko chatt ki taraf kadam badhane hi pade.
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