27-02-2019, 08:19 PM
Shradha Ek innocent teacher bhag-34
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Shyamke 7.30 minute….
Shradha aaramse leaving room may red colorke patle gown may three sitter sofe parr baithi TV dekh rahi thi…kalayi par bandhi ghadi may time dekha to 7 bajkar 27 minute huwe the….ramesh ke aane kaa time 7 kaa hota thaa.aur abbhitakk apne pyare patiko gharr naa aata dekh usse andaja huwa ke uska pati niche party may hi ruk gaya hogaa…Ramesh ko alcohal jara bhi pasand nahi tha to iss karan shradha jyada tentionme nahi thi…firbhi shradhane apne patiko SMS karke bola..”gharr jaldi aajaye gaa.,,jyada party may rukiyega matt…”….aur iska reply bhi kuch minitonbaad shradha ko milaa thaa…wo reply tha..”haa jaan may time parr gharr aaungaa,,tum dinner karlena,,aaj yahi khalungaa..”
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Ratke 10:35 minute….
shradha plastic wale moje pahenkarr kitchenme dishes dho rahi thi…uska dinner kuch samay pahale hi ho chukaa thaa..kyoke usse pata tha ke uska pati kantilalke birthday may hi khakar aayega….lekin apne pati ko abhitak gharr aata naa dekh shradha ko rameshki fikarr satane lagi…kitchenki bassing may dishes dhone ke turantabad hath-muh dhokarr wo leaving room may aayi,.,,,..,jaha usne apna mobile sofe parr rakhaa thaa..usne zatse phone uthaya aur apne pyare patidevko call kiyaa….Tring!! tring!! Tring!! tring!!...
.lekin rameshne phone uthaya hi nahi..ayse hi karte huwe shradhane 4-5 baar rameshko phone kiya, lekin Ramesh ne phone uthaya hi nahi..abb shradha ko apne pati ki chinta satane lagi,,…mobile wahi sofe parr fenkarr shradha waysehi red colorke patle gown may leaving room kaa darwaja kholl flatse bahar jakar darwajeko baharse lock kiya,,..aur sandle pahenli..firr sidhiyonse nicheki oor apne payalki madhur cham cham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ki aawajke sath aage badhi……
(andheri raat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Raatka waqt hay,,,….rraatki kidonki kirr!! Kirrr!! Kirrr!! Ki awajj,,ratke sannate may gunj rahi hay…naa gadiyonki aawaj naa logonki,,,. iss ratke saanate may kuttonki rone ki aawaje aarahi thi jo behadhi darawni thi ..Bhauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
..apartmentke parking ka bulb kharabthaa jiss karan wo off aur kabhi ONN hojata..iss vajahse parking lot may ek horror type sine creat huwa thaa…wo kharab bulb wahi apartment se bahar jate waqt gate ke pass apartmentki slap parr laga huwa thaa..jabb wo off hota to gate ke ass-pass puraa andhera chaa jata..aur kuch 5 secondme firse on hojata thaa……bada hi horror type najara thaa apartment ke exit gate parr……….
To dusritaraf Ratke sannate may kutonki bhonkane ki aur ratke kidonki KIRR!!! kIrr!!!!! Ki aawajonke bich ek madhur payalki cham cham cham cham!!!!!! Ki aawajke sath shradha parking lot may sidhiyonse apne madak badanko matkate huwe pahonch chukithi……..
Shradha bachpanse darpokto nahi thi…lekinn usse abhi itni raatme ayse akele bahar jarasa darto lag raha thaa..uparse kutonki rone ki aawaje bhi shradhako dara rahi thi..lekin shradha aage badhi…..
Shradha patle gown may thi,, iss wajahse ..ratki thandi hawaonme shradhake madak jism ko jarasi thand lag rahi thi……..firbhi shradha apne pyare patidevkeliye apne najuk kadam aage badhate gayi,,…cham cham cham cham cham!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
..uski najar apartment ki exit gate parrbhi gayi ,,jahanki light on-off horahi thi,,uss najare ko dekh shradha ko jarasa darr lagne lagaa…firbhi apne pyarke liye..iss sunsaan ratke sannate may ek madak khubsuratt afsara aage badh rahi thi……cham cham cham !!!
Lekin jabb shradha apartment ke gate ke pass pahonchi tabb ek najar usne uparr bulb ki oor dekhaa jo abhi ON thaa…..lekin tabhi!!!!!!!!!! kuch secondme hi bulb off hogaya..aur chagaya apartmentke exit door ke ird-gird andhera…aur shradha to apne hathko bhi iss andhere may dekh nahi parahi thi…itne andhere may khudko akela pakar shradhake hath paav fulgaye..usne aaw- dekha na –taav lagbhagh bhagte huwe wo uss gate se bahar jaa pahunchi,..jaha road side may lage light ke polse aati roshnise andhera jarasa kamthaa…
….gate se bahar darte huwe bhagkarr aate hi shradha hafte huwe mann hi man boli..”uffff!!!!!...kitni darpokk hu may…….andhera hi to thaa….”…ye sochte huwe uski najar saloon ki dukanparr gayi..jiska shutter aadha khula huwa thaa..aur wahanse light ki roshni bahar arahi thi...
…dukanke bahar shradha ko kuch sandeles ke sath boot bhi dikhe jo Ramesh ke the….ye dekh wo aage saloonki dukanki taraf badhi….kuch minitonme shradha adhe khule shutter waale saloonke najdik jaa pahunchi….aur turant usne aadhe khule shutterse zukarr dukanme yaha waha dekhne lagi..to usse 3 mard dono charpayinparr sote dikhe..lekin chautha mard khatparr baitha huwa koyi magzine dekh raha thaa…aur uss magazine ko dekhte dekhte apni half pant ke uparse apne lundko masall raha thaa… shutter sirf aadha khulaa hone ke karan shradha to sirf uss aadmika kamartak kaa hissa dekh pati hay…..yaane uss mardko lund masalte huwe dekhti hay…..
Dukanme yaha-waha kachra fayla huwa thaa….pasine ki ,,shrabki badbu shradhake nakme jarahi thi…pata nahi kyu lekin shradha aysi ghinoni jagah dekh aur badbu sunghkarr ek alagsi kamukta mahesuss karr rahi thiii……gandagi aur kachra dekh ye to saaf hogaya tha ke yaha kuch derr pahale tagdi party huwi thi……
Iss gandagi may Shradhaki najar dusre charpayi parr gayi ,,to usparr formall dressing may ek aadmi soya huwa tha..uska muh dusri taraf thaa..usse dekh shradha ko samazne may derr nahi lagi ke ,wo uskaa pati hi hay……..firkyatha,,shradhane koyi derr naa karte huwe dukanke bahar aadhe khule shutter se zukarr andarr apne pati ko aawaj lagate huwe shradha boli,.,..”oooji …..uthiye,,oooji”…ke tabhi jo magazine padh raha mard thaa wo uth khada huwa…wo shutter ke pass aaya…shradha ko samaz aaya ke wo abb shutter upparr uthane wala hay to wo sidhi khadi huwi…..jayse hi shutter uparr uthaa,,to shradhake saamne thaa dhondu dudhwala apni pili batisi dikhate huwe….
Shradha ki sans ek palke liye dhondu ko samne khada dekh ataksi gayi thi….dhondu sirf half pantme thaa,,kamarke uparr pura nangaa thaa dhondu..sabb sinepe baal the,,,..pet baharki oor nikla huwa thaa..pura kala damber hi lag raha thaa dhondu….
apnaa pet khujate huwe shradhake madak jism ko uparse niche dekhte huwe dhondu bola…”memsahib hamne bahut rokaa ,,,mana bhi kiya thaa..lekin sahib mane hi nahi…”
Dhondu ki batsunn shradha ke mathe parr chinta ki lakire agayi..aur wo saloonki dukanme enter hote huwe boli..”kyaa?..matlabb”
Dhondu shradhaki batka jawab dete huwe hathse pine kaa ishara krte huwe bola..”..sahabne bahot pili hay..memsahib”..
Shradha dhondu ki batsunn shock hogayi..aur boli..”oh my god…lekin wo alcoholic nahi hay..fir aaj kyu” ke tabhi dhondu bichme shradhaki baat katate huwe bola….,,,,,,....”memsahib unke dost ka birthday thaa..sahab ne jarasa enjoy kiyaa isme koyi buri baat nahi hay..”
Shradha dhonduki baatko ignore karte huwe aage apne patiki taraf gayi jaha wo khatparr kantilalke saath soya thaa…. shradhane rameshka kandha hilake uthane ki koshish ki..lekin wo nahi uthaa..ayse hi wo 2-3 baar try karti rahi parr asafal rahi….aur tabhi shradha ke piche khada dhondu apni pili batisi dikhate huwe bola..”memsahib…sahib abb kall subah hi uthenge…aapki ye uthane ki koshishe bekarr jayengi”…
Shradha dhondu ki batsunn uski taraf ghurte huwe dekh boli..”to kya inhe ayse yaha gandagi may sonedu?..”….ye kahate huwe shradha ,,Ramesh jo sine ke ball soya thaa ,,usse pithke ball karti hay..firr apne patika ek hath pakadkarr apne kandhe parr dalti hay..aur support dekarr uthane ki koshish karti hay,, lekin wo madak najuk hirni apne pati ko utha nahi paati…ye najara dhondu shradha ke piche khade rahekarr dekh raha thaa…sala sirf shradha ke aanese lekarr abtakk uskaa patle gownse ubharkarr dikhta pichwada hi dekh raha thaa………
.apne pati ko support dekarr bhi uthane may asamarth pakar shradha piche dhondu ki taraf dekhti hay aur irrited hokarr bolti hay….”kya abb bass dekhte hi rahoge kya chacha?,,..”
Shradha ki batsunn dhondu zatse rameshko uthanekeliye agge badha…shradhane rameshka ek hath apne kandheparr to dusra hath dhondune apne kandhe parr leliyaa …aur abb jabb donone uthane ki koshish ki to isme we safal rahe…ayse hi supportse we rameshko dukanse bahar le aaye..aur apartmentki gate ki oor aage badhe…ayse hi aage badhte huwe shradha boli..”apne inhe roka kyu nahi pinese..?”
Dhondune yaha apni gentlemen giri dikhayi,, usne Rameshka jyada tarr load apne uparr hee leliyaa…uss karan shradha ko jyada Ramesh ko lejate waqt kathinayi nahi horahi thi……..
Shradhaki batsunn dhondu bola..”..mayne to sahibko rokne ki koshish ki lekin wo mane hi nahi..kahane lage ke,,’aaj mere dost ka birthday hay,,ajj muze enjoy karna hay..’..”
Shradha dhondu ki batsunn rameshko support dekarr aage badhte huwe boli “kyaa apne nahi piii?...”
dhondu shradha ki batsunn bola..”nahi memsahib ..may nahi pitaa,…aaj dost ke khatir ek peg hi piya hay…”
Tabhi shradha ki manki gaherahiyonse ek aawaj gunji..”shradha yahi sahi waqt hay…nohhh……ha shradha yahi sahi waqt hay,,,…..nahi ye waqt thik nahi………shradha ye matt bhulo ke tumhare sarparr kitni badi musibatt hay..matt bhulo shradha….shuruwaat to karo..”
ye sunte hi shradha tont karte huwe boli…”aapto ayse batt karr rahe hay ke .,,jayse aap dudhke dhule hi ho.”….
shradha ka tana sunn dudhwala taavme aagaya..aur usne janbuzkarr support dekarr pakde rameshko halkasa Dhaka diya,, uss karan shradha jo rameshka hath apne kandhe parr liye support diye huwe thi..wo jarasi aage badhte huwe ladkhada gayi,…..aur fir apne aapko sambhalte huwe wo shockme boli,,,”chacha…kya karr rahe ho…abhi may girne hi waali thi…bahot bure ho aap…”………..
dhondu haste huwe bola “muze aapko dhake marne may bahut maja aata hay memsahib..hehe”…
dhondu ki double meaning waali batt ko ignore karr shradha aage boli…”wo rahane do..aap ye bataye ke aapke biwi bache hay ke nahi..?”…ayse hi karte huwe shradha apne patiko support dekarr aage badhte huwe dhondu ki puri family ke baare may sabb pata karleti hay….dhondu bhi sab khule dilse shradhako bata raha tha…usse khushi iss baatki horahi thi ke shradha jaysi afsara uske saath abb freely baate karr rahi thi….
Baatonka silsilaa bahot lamba chala…..aur abb bate karte karte rameshko support dete huwe shradha aur dhondu jayse tayse flat se sirf 4 sidhiya durthe.,,
…sabb aramse chall-hi raha thaa kee shradha ki chal ladkhada gayi..aur wo picheki oor girti uske pahale zatse dhondune mauke kaa fayda uthakar shradha ke najuk gadedaar pichwadeke ek hisse ko patle gown ke uparse dabochkarr shradha ko girnese bachaya..aur apna hath wahanse hathakarr firse rameshki kamar pakadte huwe support dediyaa…dhonduki iss achanak huwi kamuk harqatparr shradhaki siskariya nikli,,”ahhhh…”
dhondu "jara sambhalkarr memsahib.."
Shradha dhondu ki iss kamuk harqatparr shock to huwi lekin usse laga ke dhondu ne ye janbuzkarr nahi kiyaa..to dhonduko ‘thank u’ bolne ke alawa kuch boll naa payi…..
Wo dono aage badhe aur flatke samne rameshko pakadkarr khade huwe…
shradha gharki chabhi apni gownke pocketse nikalkar darwaja ek hathse kholchuki thi…uske turantbaad rameshko support dekarr akhirkarr badroomtakk wo dono usse laaye aur bedparr usse leta diyaa……..firr shradha ke muhse sirf ek hi aawaj nikli “ufff…hushhhhh…thak gayi may to….”…….,,aur usne apni najre dhondu ki taraf ghumayi to wo bechari shramse pani pani hogay…kyoke dhondu shradha ke patle gownse ubharkarr dikh rahe chuche badi besharmi se dekh raha thaa…shradhane jayse tayse dhondu jo uski chuchiyonko dekhe jaraha tha usse pucha..”apko paani chahiyee..?.ah”
Shradha ke samne khada dhondu besharmise shradhake red patle gownse ubharkarr dikhrahe stanonko dekh te huwe bola..”memsahib appka dudh nahi milsakta hay kya?”…….
Pahalesehi shradha dhondu jo kamarse uparr pura nanga tha ..ussko dekh asahej to nahi lekin kaam uttejit jarur thi..aur abhi dhondu ko apne stanonko dekh aysi double meaning baat karte dekh uski gulabi yoni may to gudgudisi horahi thi…
Shradha jayse tayse dhonduki batsunn ,,dhonduki apne stanonko ghurti aankhonko dekh boli…”pahale to aap 2 dinse dudh dene nahi aaye,,,aur abb pine ke liye dudh maang rahe ho…dudh nahi hay chacha…uff,.kuchbhi mangte rahate ho..”.aysa bolkar shradha apni sharmahhatko chipate huwe bedroomse baharki oor jaate huwe ..boli..”chaliyaa,,aap leaving room may thahariye ,,may aapke liye paani laati hu….unhe abb aaram karne dijiye..bahot thake hay ,,aap dostonki vajahse…”..….
Tabhi bedroomse bahar aate huwe shradhake piche piche chall raha dhondu shradha ki harr chalparr thirakti gaandko dekhte huwe usne ek baar apna lund masala aur mann hi man bola..”memsahib dilki bahot achi hay..itni high class hokarr bhi,,mere double meaning baatonkaa bura nahi maanti…bada maja aata hay memsahib ke saath….meri kisi baatka bura ahi maanti hehe…aaj memsahibse khelne may bada maja ayegaa,,kyoke moodme bhi hay memsahib aaj..hehe…sahabki maujudgi may memsahibko chedne may alag hi maja hay..”..aysa sochte huwe dhondu shradha jo aage kitchenki oor badh rahi thi uska chalte waqt thirakta pichwada dekhte huwe dhondu bola..”memsahib..joronki mut-lagi hay ..”
Dhondu ki batsun shradha thamgayi aur piche dhondu ki oor dekh boli..”kya?”
Dhondu shradha ko dekh bola”bathroom jana hay”
Shradha bathroomki oor ishara karte huwe boli,,.”waha uss taraff…!!.”..aur aysaa bolte huwe aage kitchenme dakhil huwi…..
Kitchenme jaate hi usne fridg khola aur ek bottle ko muhme lagakarr pani gatakne lagi..pani pineke baad shradhane ek glass liya usme paani bhardiyaa aur mann hi man boli..”kitne gawar hay chacha,,,gandi language use karte hay hamesha…’mut’ chee yuk…..”,…
tabhi shradha paani kaa kachka glass lekarr leaving roomki oor jaate huwe achanak manki gaheraiyonse shradhako ek baar firr aawaj sunayi di.”shradha yahi gawar hay jo tumhare musibatke darwaje ki chabhi sabit hogaa………............ohhh realy?...”……aysa sochte huwe shradha aage leaving rroomki taraf badhi…..kayi dinonse shradha dudhwaleki kamuk harqatonka shikar hote aayi thi,,isme lund chusnese lekarr masalne takk sabkuch shamiltha,,to iss baar ayse gharparr ratke waqt ,,dudhwalese saamna karne kaa sochkarr shradha ki gulabi yoni gili hochuki thi…
Uske kadam dhire dhire leaving roomki taraf hathme paani kaa glass liye huwe badh rahe the…uske harr kadam parr bajti payalki cham!! cham! ratke sannate may gunjati huwi mahesuss horahi thi……..aur jayse hi shradha leaving room may dakhil huwi to shradhaka expression aysa tha ke maano koyi jagli baagh dekhliya ho……
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Jangli baaghto nahi thaa,, lekin jo shradhake najronke saamne thaa ,,wo shradhake hosh udanekeliye kaafi thaa,……….
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To Be Continued
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Shyamke 7.30 minute….
Shradha aaramse leaving room may red colorke patle gown may three sitter sofe parr baithi TV dekh rahi thi…kalayi par bandhi ghadi may time dekha to 7 bajkar 27 minute huwe the….ramesh ke aane kaa time 7 kaa hota thaa.aur abbhitakk apne pyare patiko gharr naa aata dekh usse andaja huwa ke uska pati niche party may hi ruk gaya hogaa…Ramesh ko alcohal jara bhi pasand nahi tha to iss karan shradha jyada tentionme nahi thi…firbhi shradhane apne patiko SMS karke bola..”gharr jaldi aajaye gaa.,,jyada party may rukiyega matt…”….aur iska reply bhi kuch minitonbaad shradha ko milaa thaa…wo reply tha..”haa jaan may time parr gharr aaungaa,,tum dinner karlena,,aaj yahi khalungaa..”
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Ratke 10:35 minute….
shradha plastic wale moje pahenkarr kitchenme dishes dho rahi thi…uska dinner kuch samay pahale hi ho chukaa thaa..kyoke usse pata tha ke uska pati kantilalke birthday may hi khakar aayega….lekin apne pati ko abhitak gharr aata naa dekh shradha ko rameshki fikarr satane lagi…kitchenki bassing may dishes dhone ke turantabad hath-muh dhokarr wo leaving room may aayi,.,,,..,jaha usne apna mobile sofe parr rakhaa thaa..usne zatse phone uthaya aur apne pyare patidevko call kiyaa….Tring!! tring!! Tring!! tring!!...
.lekin rameshne phone uthaya hi nahi..ayse hi karte huwe shradhane 4-5 baar rameshko phone kiya, lekin Ramesh ne phone uthaya hi nahi..abb shradha ko apne pati ki chinta satane lagi,,…mobile wahi sofe parr fenkarr shradha waysehi red colorke patle gown may leaving room kaa darwaja kholl flatse bahar jakar darwajeko baharse lock kiya,,..aur sandle pahenli..firr sidhiyonse nicheki oor apne payalki madhur cham cham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ki aawajke sath aage badhi……
(andheri raat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Raatka waqt hay,,,….rraatki kidonki kirr!! Kirrr!! Kirrr!! Ki awajj,,ratke sannate may gunj rahi hay…naa gadiyonki aawaj naa logonki,,,. iss ratke saanate may kuttonki rone ki aawaje aarahi thi jo behadhi darawni thi ..Bhauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
..apartmentke parking ka bulb kharabthaa jiss karan wo off aur kabhi ONN hojata..iss vajahse parking lot may ek horror type sine creat huwa thaa…wo kharab bulb wahi apartment se bahar jate waqt gate ke pass apartmentki slap parr laga huwa thaa..jabb wo off hota to gate ke ass-pass puraa andhera chaa jata..aur kuch 5 secondme firse on hojata thaa……bada hi horror type najara thaa apartment ke exit gate parr……….
To dusritaraf Ratke sannate may kutonki bhonkane ki aur ratke kidonki KIRR!!! kIrr!!!!! Ki aawajonke bich ek madhur payalki cham cham cham cham!!!!!! Ki aawajke sath shradha parking lot may sidhiyonse apne madak badanko matkate huwe pahonch chukithi……..
Shradha bachpanse darpokto nahi thi…lekinn usse abhi itni raatme ayse akele bahar jarasa darto lag raha thaa..uparse kutonki rone ki aawaje bhi shradhako dara rahi thi..lekin shradha aage badhi…..
Shradha patle gown may thi,, iss wajahse ..ratki thandi hawaonme shradhake madak jism ko jarasi thand lag rahi thi……..firbhi shradha apne pyare patidevkeliye apne najuk kadam aage badhate gayi,,…cham cham cham cham cham!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
..uski najar apartment ki exit gate parrbhi gayi ,,jahanki light on-off horahi thi,,uss najare ko dekh shradha ko jarasa darr lagne lagaa…firbhi apne pyarke liye..iss sunsaan ratke sannate may ek madak khubsuratt afsara aage badh rahi thi……cham cham cham !!!
Lekin jabb shradha apartment ke gate ke pass pahonchi tabb ek najar usne uparr bulb ki oor dekhaa jo abhi ON thaa…..lekin tabhi!!!!!!!!!! kuch secondme hi bulb off hogaya..aur chagaya apartmentke exit door ke ird-gird andhera…aur shradha to apne hathko bhi iss andhere may dekh nahi parahi thi…itne andhere may khudko akela pakar shradhake hath paav fulgaye..usne aaw- dekha na –taav lagbhagh bhagte huwe wo uss gate se bahar jaa pahunchi,..jaha road side may lage light ke polse aati roshnise andhera jarasa kamthaa…
….gate se bahar darte huwe bhagkarr aate hi shradha hafte huwe mann hi man boli..”uffff!!!!!...kitni darpokk hu may…….andhera hi to thaa….”…ye sochte huwe uski najar saloon ki dukanparr gayi..jiska shutter aadha khula huwa thaa..aur wahanse light ki roshni bahar arahi thi...
…dukanke bahar shradha ko kuch sandeles ke sath boot bhi dikhe jo Ramesh ke the….ye dekh wo aage saloonki dukanki taraf badhi….kuch minitonme shradha adhe khule shutter waale saloonke najdik jaa pahunchi….aur turant usne aadhe khule shutterse zukarr dukanme yaha waha dekhne lagi..to usse 3 mard dono charpayinparr sote dikhe..lekin chautha mard khatparr baitha huwa koyi magzine dekh raha thaa…aur uss magazine ko dekhte dekhte apni half pant ke uparse apne lundko masall raha thaa… shutter sirf aadha khulaa hone ke karan shradha to sirf uss aadmika kamartak kaa hissa dekh pati hay…..yaane uss mardko lund masalte huwe dekhti hay…..
Dukanme yaha-waha kachra fayla huwa thaa….pasine ki ,,shrabki badbu shradhake nakme jarahi thi…pata nahi kyu lekin shradha aysi ghinoni jagah dekh aur badbu sunghkarr ek alagsi kamukta mahesuss karr rahi thiii……gandagi aur kachra dekh ye to saaf hogaya tha ke yaha kuch derr pahale tagdi party huwi thi……
Iss gandagi may Shradhaki najar dusre charpayi parr gayi ,,to usparr formall dressing may ek aadmi soya huwa tha..uska muh dusri taraf thaa..usse dekh shradha ko samazne may derr nahi lagi ke ,wo uskaa pati hi hay……..firkyatha,,shradhane koyi derr naa karte huwe dukanke bahar aadhe khule shutter se zukarr andarr apne pati ko aawaj lagate huwe shradha boli,.,..”oooji …..uthiye,,oooji”…ke tabhi jo magazine padh raha mard thaa wo uth khada huwa…wo shutter ke pass aaya…shradha ko samaz aaya ke wo abb shutter upparr uthane wala hay to wo sidhi khadi huwi…..jayse hi shutter uparr uthaa,,to shradhake saamne thaa dhondu dudhwala apni pili batisi dikhate huwe….
Shradha ki sans ek palke liye dhondu ko samne khada dekh ataksi gayi thi….dhondu sirf half pantme thaa,,kamarke uparr pura nangaa thaa dhondu..sabb sinepe baal the,,,..pet baharki oor nikla huwa thaa..pura kala damber hi lag raha thaa dhondu….
apnaa pet khujate huwe shradhake madak jism ko uparse niche dekhte huwe dhondu bola…”memsahib hamne bahut rokaa ,,,mana bhi kiya thaa..lekin sahib mane hi nahi…”
Dhondu ki batsunn shradha ke mathe parr chinta ki lakire agayi..aur wo saloonki dukanme enter hote huwe boli..”kyaa?..matlabb”
Dhondu shradhaki batka jawab dete huwe hathse pine kaa ishara krte huwe bola..”..sahabne bahot pili hay..memsahib”..
Shradha dhondu ki batsunn shock hogayi..aur boli..”oh my god…lekin wo alcoholic nahi hay..fir aaj kyu” ke tabhi dhondu bichme shradhaki baat katate huwe bola….,,,,,,....”memsahib unke dost ka birthday thaa..sahab ne jarasa enjoy kiyaa isme koyi buri baat nahi hay..”
Shradha dhonduki baatko ignore karte huwe aage apne patiki taraf gayi jaha wo khatparr kantilalke saath soya thaa…. shradhane rameshka kandha hilake uthane ki koshish ki..lekin wo nahi uthaa..ayse hi wo 2-3 baar try karti rahi parr asafal rahi….aur tabhi shradha ke piche khada dhondu apni pili batisi dikhate huwe bola..”memsahib…sahib abb kall subah hi uthenge…aapki ye uthane ki koshishe bekarr jayengi”…
Shradha dhondu ki batsunn uski taraf ghurte huwe dekh boli..”to kya inhe ayse yaha gandagi may sonedu?..”….ye kahate huwe shradha ,,Ramesh jo sine ke ball soya thaa ,,usse pithke ball karti hay..firr apne patika ek hath pakadkarr apne kandhe parr dalti hay..aur support dekarr uthane ki koshish karti hay,, lekin wo madak najuk hirni apne pati ko utha nahi paati…ye najara dhondu shradha ke piche khade rahekarr dekh raha thaa…sala sirf shradha ke aanese lekarr abtakk uskaa patle gownse ubharkarr dikhta pichwada hi dekh raha thaa………
.apne pati ko support dekarr bhi uthane may asamarth pakar shradha piche dhondu ki taraf dekhti hay aur irrited hokarr bolti hay….”kya abb bass dekhte hi rahoge kya chacha?,,..”
Shradha ki batsunn dhondu zatse rameshko uthanekeliye agge badha…shradhane rameshka ek hath apne kandheparr to dusra hath dhondune apne kandhe parr leliyaa …aur abb jabb donone uthane ki koshish ki to isme we safal rahe…ayse hi supportse we rameshko dukanse bahar le aaye..aur apartmentki gate ki oor aage badhe…ayse hi aage badhte huwe shradha boli..”apne inhe roka kyu nahi pinese..?”
Dhondune yaha apni gentlemen giri dikhayi,, usne Rameshka jyada tarr load apne uparr hee leliyaa…uss karan shradha ko jyada Ramesh ko lejate waqt kathinayi nahi horahi thi……..
Shradhaki batsunn dhondu bola..”..mayne to sahibko rokne ki koshish ki lekin wo mane hi nahi..kahane lage ke,,’aaj mere dost ka birthday hay,,ajj muze enjoy karna hay..’..”
Shradha dhondu ki batsunn rameshko support dekarr aage badhte huwe boli “kyaa apne nahi piii?...”
dhondu shradha ki batsunn bola..”nahi memsahib ..may nahi pitaa,…aaj dost ke khatir ek peg hi piya hay…”
Tabhi shradha ki manki gaherahiyonse ek aawaj gunji..”shradha yahi sahi waqt hay…nohhh……ha shradha yahi sahi waqt hay,,,…..nahi ye waqt thik nahi………shradha ye matt bhulo ke tumhare sarparr kitni badi musibatt hay..matt bhulo shradha….shuruwaat to karo..”
ye sunte hi shradha tont karte huwe boli…”aapto ayse batt karr rahe hay ke .,,jayse aap dudhke dhule hi ho.”….
shradha ka tana sunn dudhwala taavme aagaya..aur usne janbuzkarr support dekarr pakde rameshko halkasa Dhaka diya,, uss karan shradha jo rameshka hath apne kandhe parr liye support diye huwe thi..wo jarasi aage badhte huwe ladkhada gayi,…..aur fir apne aapko sambhalte huwe wo shockme boli,,,”chacha…kya karr rahe ho…abhi may girne hi waali thi…bahot bure ho aap…”………..
dhondu haste huwe bola “muze aapko dhake marne may bahut maja aata hay memsahib..hehe”…
dhondu ki double meaning waali batt ko ignore karr shradha aage boli…”wo rahane do..aap ye bataye ke aapke biwi bache hay ke nahi..?”…ayse hi karte huwe shradha apne patiko support dekarr aage badhte huwe dhondu ki puri family ke baare may sabb pata karleti hay….dhondu bhi sab khule dilse shradhako bata raha tha…usse khushi iss baatki horahi thi ke shradha jaysi afsara uske saath abb freely baate karr rahi thi….
Baatonka silsilaa bahot lamba chala…..aur abb bate karte karte rameshko support dete huwe shradha aur dhondu jayse tayse flat se sirf 4 sidhiya durthe.,,
…sabb aramse chall-hi raha thaa kee shradha ki chal ladkhada gayi..aur wo picheki oor girti uske pahale zatse dhondune mauke kaa fayda uthakar shradha ke najuk gadedaar pichwadeke ek hisse ko patle gown ke uparse dabochkarr shradha ko girnese bachaya..aur apna hath wahanse hathakarr firse rameshki kamar pakadte huwe support dediyaa…dhonduki iss achanak huwi kamuk harqatparr shradhaki siskariya nikli,,”ahhhh…”
dhondu "jara sambhalkarr memsahib.."
Shradha dhondu ki iss kamuk harqatparr shock to huwi lekin usse laga ke dhondu ne ye janbuzkarr nahi kiyaa..to dhonduko ‘thank u’ bolne ke alawa kuch boll naa payi…..
Wo dono aage badhe aur flatke samne rameshko pakadkarr khade huwe…
shradha gharki chabhi apni gownke pocketse nikalkar darwaja ek hathse kholchuki thi…uske turantbaad rameshko support dekarr akhirkarr badroomtakk wo dono usse laaye aur bedparr usse leta diyaa……..firr shradha ke muhse sirf ek hi aawaj nikli “ufff…hushhhhh…thak gayi may to….”…….,,aur usne apni najre dhondu ki taraf ghumayi to wo bechari shramse pani pani hogay…kyoke dhondu shradha ke patle gownse ubharkarr dikh rahe chuche badi besharmi se dekh raha thaa…shradhane jayse tayse dhondu jo uski chuchiyonko dekhe jaraha tha usse pucha..”apko paani chahiyee..?.ah”
Shradha ke samne khada dhondu besharmise shradhake red patle gownse ubharkarr dikhrahe stanonko dekh te huwe bola..”memsahib appka dudh nahi milsakta hay kya?”…….
Pahalesehi shradha dhondu jo kamarse uparr pura nanga tha ..ussko dekh asahej to nahi lekin kaam uttejit jarur thi..aur abhi dhondu ko apne stanonko dekh aysi double meaning baat karte dekh uski gulabi yoni may to gudgudisi horahi thi…
Shradha jayse tayse dhonduki batsunn ,,dhonduki apne stanonko ghurti aankhonko dekh boli…”pahale to aap 2 dinse dudh dene nahi aaye,,,aur abb pine ke liye dudh maang rahe ho…dudh nahi hay chacha…uff,.kuchbhi mangte rahate ho..”.aysa bolkar shradha apni sharmahhatko chipate huwe bedroomse baharki oor jaate huwe ..boli..”chaliyaa,,aap leaving room may thahariye ,,may aapke liye paani laati hu….unhe abb aaram karne dijiye..bahot thake hay ,,aap dostonki vajahse…”..….
Tabhi bedroomse bahar aate huwe shradhake piche piche chall raha dhondu shradha ki harr chalparr thirakti gaandko dekhte huwe usne ek baar apna lund masala aur mann hi man bola..”memsahib dilki bahot achi hay..itni high class hokarr bhi,,mere double meaning baatonkaa bura nahi maanti…bada maja aata hay memsahib ke saath….meri kisi baatka bura ahi maanti hehe…aaj memsahibse khelne may bada maja ayegaa,,kyoke moodme bhi hay memsahib aaj..hehe…sahabki maujudgi may memsahibko chedne may alag hi maja hay..”..aysa sochte huwe dhondu shradha jo aage kitchenki oor badh rahi thi uska chalte waqt thirakta pichwada dekhte huwe dhondu bola..”memsahib..joronki mut-lagi hay ..”
Dhondu ki batsun shradha thamgayi aur piche dhondu ki oor dekh boli..”kya?”
Dhondu shradha ko dekh bola”bathroom jana hay”
Shradha bathroomki oor ishara karte huwe boli,,.”waha uss taraff…!!.”..aur aysaa bolte huwe aage kitchenme dakhil huwi…..
Kitchenme jaate hi usne fridg khola aur ek bottle ko muhme lagakarr pani gatakne lagi..pani pineke baad shradhane ek glass liya usme paani bhardiyaa aur mann hi man boli..”kitne gawar hay chacha,,,gandi language use karte hay hamesha…’mut’ chee yuk…..”,…
tabhi shradha paani kaa kachka glass lekarr leaving roomki oor jaate huwe achanak manki gaheraiyonse shradhako ek baar firr aawaj sunayi di.”shradha yahi gawar hay jo tumhare musibatke darwaje ki chabhi sabit hogaa………............ohhh realy?...”……aysa sochte huwe shradha aage leaving rroomki taraf badhi…..kayi dinonse shradha dudhwaleki kamuk harqatonka shikar hote aayi thi,,isme lund chusnese lekarr masalne takk sabkuch shamiltha,,to iss baar ayse gharparr ratke waqt ,,dudhwalese saamna karne kaa sochkarr shradha ki gulabi yoni gili hochuki thi…
Uske kadam dhire dhire leaving roomki taraf hathme paani kaa glass liye huwe badh rahe the…uske harr kadam parr bajti payalki cham!! cham! ratke sannate may gunjati huwi mahesuss horahi thi……..aur jayse hi shradha leaving room may dakhil huwi to shradhaka expression aysa tha ke maano koyi jagli baagh dekhliya ho……
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Jangli baaghto nahi thaa,, lekin jo shradhake najronke saamne thaa ,,wo shradhake hosh udanekeliye kaafi thaa,……….
To Be Continued
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