26-06-2020, 03:53 PM
update-16
wasim aur verma car se ghar pahuchte h. verma chala jata kuch office k kaam niptane k liye aur wasim wahin ghar m rahta h . wasim boriyat feel karne lagta h toh wo t.v. on kar deta h . t.v. m shahar k kuch jagaho k bare m jankari di ja rahi thi unme se ek tha bar Cuba . wasim is club ki taraf aakarshit ho jata h aur wahan Jane ki sochne lagta h . yeh sab hote hote shaam ho jati h aur wahan verma aa jata h.
verma:- kya hua itna ganda chehra kyu bana rakha h.
wasim:- kya uncle aap toh chale gaye par mujhe akela chod gaye the . aap nahi jaante mai kitna bore ho gaya hu .
verma:- yeh France h my dear . yahan har kisi ko apni manmani karne ka pura hak h isliye aapka Jo marji kariye aur life enjoy kijiye .
wasim:- aisi baat h .
verma:- haan .
wasim:- mujhe bar Cuba Jana h .
verma:- bar Cuba ... yeh toh bhut achhi jagah h aapko jarur Jana chahiye .
wasim:- thank you
verma:- thank you baad m kahiyega pahle jakar taiyyar ho jaiye . bar Cuba m bhut bheed hoti h isliye wahan sirf limited logon ko hi andar Jane diya jata h.aap jaldi kijiye.
wasim:- ohhhh haan mai abhi aata hu .
wasim chala jata h taiyyar hone wahin verma call karta h aur bar m wasim k liye seat reserve kar leta h .
wasim thodi dair m aajata h. usne jeans aur T-shirt pahna hua tha .
verma:- kya aap inhi kapdon m jayenge .
wasim:- yeh mere best h .
verma:- acha h kal hum kuch kapdon ko shopping karenge . filhaal isi se kaam chala lijiye . yeh bar k owner ka number h koi bhi problem bar related ho toh direct use call kar dijiye .
wasim:- acha h .
verma ek almirah k pass jata h aur usme se ek wallet nikalta h aur wasim ko deta h .
verma:-yeh apne paas rakhiye yeh appka pocket money h aajka .
wasim:- OK .
verma wasim ko apni car deta h aur sath m ek card bhi .
verma:- aapke paas driving license toh h nahi isliye yeh card rakhiye agar aapko security officer pakde chahe koi bhi matter ho unhe yeh dikha dijiye wo aapko chod denge .
wasim:- acha h .
verma:- apna khayaal rakhiyega aur koi bhi problem ho mujhe inform kardijiyega .
wasim:- OK ... bye .
wasim ghar se bahar nikalta h aur car lekar nikal jata h . wasim car m music loud karta h aur windows niche . car ko teji se bhagaye ja raha tha . us bar ka address wasim ne pahle hi nikal Liya tha aur ab uski madad car m laga gps kar raha tha .
wasim ki car thode hi dair m bar k aage lag jati h . bar k bahar such m bhut bheed lagi hui thi . bar m entry band ho chuki thi . wasim car se nikalta h aur apne kapde sahi karta h aur bar ki taraf badhta h . wasim ko in kapdon m dekh kar koi bhi yeh nahi kah sakta tha ki wo France ka arabpati h.
wasim gate par jata h . wahan par kuch bouncers khade the .wasim unhe dekhkar aage ki taraf badhne lagta h ki tabhi use ek bouncer rok leta h .
bouncer1:- kahan ja rahe ho ?
wasim:- andar .
bouncer1:- entry band ho chuki h aur waise bhi in cheap kapdon m tum he koi entry nahi dega .
wasim:- kya majaak kar rahe ho Bhai yeh mere liye sabse mahnge kapde hain . jante ho mene inhe pure 3000 m kharida h .
wasim k thodi si doori par kuch log baithe hue the . 3 ladkiyan aur ek ladka . wo wasim ki baat sunkar has dete h . unke hasne ki awaaj wasim k kaano tak aati h. wasim bouncers ko chod kar unke paas aajata h.
wasim:- mene kya koi joke mara h .
ladka :- Bhai tu bura mat manio par tu khud joke lag raha h .
wasim:- hehehehe verry funny .
ladki1:- dost is bar ki entry fees hi 5000 h aur andar ka toh isse bhi bura haal h .
wasim:- haan toh .
ladki2:- mere lallu laal matlab yeh ki andar jakar kya bandar banna h . jeb bhaari karke lao fir andar jao .
wasim:- acha tab toh tum logon ki jeb bhut bhaari hogi .
ladki3:- bhaari toh bhut h par entry ka koi jugaad nahi ho paya warna hum bhi andar hote .
wasim:- ohhh toh yeh baat h .shukriya itna Jada batane k liye .
wasim mud kar wapas bouncers k paas jata h .
bouncer 2:- tu fir aagaya .abe mere baap tu jaane ka kya lega.
wasim:- entry
bouncer 1:- wo toh Milne se rahi .
wasim:- par mera naam register h bar m entry k liye .
bouncer2:- kya baat kar raha h .
wasim:- haan aap ek bar register toh check karo .
bouncer1 jakar register lekar aata h aur wasim se uska naam puchta h . wasim apna naam abhinav batata h . bouncer uska naam pa jata h par fir bhi entry nahi dete h
wasim:- ab toh mil gaya ab kyu nahi Jane de rahe ho .
bouncer2:- kapde bachhe tere kapde tujhe nahi jaane denge .
wasim:- oh my god kaise besharma log ho mujje kapde utarne k liye kyu kah rahe ho .
yeh baat sunkar sabhi hasne lagte h .
bouncer 2:- kapde change karke aao .
wasim:- yaar mai toh pareshaan ho gaya hu . sala yeh nahi h wo nahi h .
wasim apna mobile nikalta h aur bar k owner kp call laga deta h . bar k owner ko verma ne wasim ka number de diya tha . jaise hi bar owner wasim ka number dekhta h wo turant call utha leta h . wasim use sari baat bata deta h yeh sunkar owner wahan 2 min m aane ka kahkar call cut kar deta h .
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wasim:- yaar baat ho gayi 2 min m tumhare owner yahan aa rahe h .
bouncer1:- hum wait kar rahe h .
tabhi wahan owner aa pauchta h . wo bouncers k paas jakar abhinav k baare m puchta h . wasim khud ko introduce karwata h . bar owner wasim ko apne sath lekar andar chala jata h yeh dekh kar wahan sabhi log hairaan the .
wasim jate hue us group ko ek baar dekhta h aur andar chala jata h .
wasim :- Sir ek baat puchu .
owner:* boliye Mr abhinav mai aur kya kar sakta hu aapke liye .
wasim:- mere 4 friends aur h aur wo log bahar h agar aapki permission ho toh kya wo bhi aa sakte hain .
owner:- entry full ho chuki h par aap chahe toh unhe as a v.I.p. k taur par la sakte h . lekin sirf aap aur koi nahi .
wasim:- thank you...
owner wasim ko ek table par lejata h aur wahan se 4 special entry k pass deta h .
owner:- iska sara kharcha aapke account se katega .
wasim:- haan thik h .
wasim wo passes lekar bahar aata h toh dekhta h wo group ja raha tha . wasim unhe awaaj deta h . wo log piche mudkar use dekhte h .
ladki1:- ab tu bahar kyu aagaya
wasim:- andar chalna h .
ladka:- chalna toh h .
wasim:- toh fir turant yahan aajao mere paas tum 4 k liye passes h .
sab log ek sath cheekh padte h kya??????
wo 4 daudkar wasim k pass aate h aur wasim se passes le lete h .
ladki2:- iske Badle tujhe kya chahiye .
wasim:- matlab ????
ladki1:- matlab yeh ki yeh ehsaan karne ki jagah tujhe kya chahiye .
wasim:- are yaar kya majak kar rahe ho . tumne mujhe dost bola tha toh bas us dosti k naam .
ladki1:* hehehehe tu natak kar raha h yeh sach m bevakuf h.
wasim:- matlab ?
ladki1:- idiot mene tujhe dost bola aur tune yeh kar diya .
wasim:- madam kya karein yeh bevakufi toh hum logon k khoon m bhti h .
ladki1:* kahan se h tu France ka toh nahi lagta .
wasim:- India. India se hu
ladki1:- tabhi ... tum sare bevakuf hi ho yahan log kabhi ek dusre ki help bina matlab nahi karte aur tum baat te fir rahe ho .
wasim:- madam agar ek baar hum kisiko apna maan lete h toh uske liye jaan dene ka jazba bhi rakhte h. chahe wo humara khoon ho ya na ho .
ladki2:* impressed. par hairaani hui yeh sunkar ....
wasim gana chalu kar deta h ....
wasim:- $$$ hum logon ko samajh sako toh samjho dilbarjaani jitna hi tum samjhoge utni hogi hairaani ..... fir bhi dil h Hindustani. fir bhi dil h Hindustani $$$$#$$
ladka:- abe chalo yaar yahin sari raat nikalne ka iraada h kya ???
saare log andar ghus jaate h. wo log ek table par baithte h aur kuch drinks order karte h .
sabhi log whisky peene lagte h .ek ek krke sab apna intro dena chalu karte h aur sath m daru bhi peete h .
ladki1:- hi ...mera naam nisha h aur hum sab students h...
ladki2:- suziii .....
ladki3:- manota .
ladka:* jaffery ..
wasim:- mera naam abhinav h .
ladka:- waah naam bhi rakha h toh abhinav .tum he pata h abhinav maatre naam ka ladka yahan ka billionaire h .
wasim:- jaanta hu ...
ladka:- kaise?
wasim :- kyuki mai hi abhinav maatre hu . tumhara billionaire...
wasim ne jab yeh baat kahi toh sabne apne muh m daaru bhar rakhi thi wasim ki baat ka reaction yeh hua ki unke muh ki saari daru wasim k chehre par thi .
wasim aur verma car se ghar pahuchte h. verma chala jata kuch office k kaam niptane k liye aur wasim wahin ghar m rahta h . wasim boriyat feel karne lagta h toh wo t.v. on kar deta h . t.v. m shahar k kuch jagaho k bare m jankari di ja rahi thi unme se ek tha bar Cuba . wasim is club ki taraf aakarshit ho jata h aur wahan Jane ki sochne lagta h . yeh sab hote hote shaam ho jati h aur wahan verma aa jata h.
verma:- kya hua itna ganda chehra kyu bana rakha h.
wasim:- kya uncle aap toh chale gaye par mujhe akela chod gaye the . aap nahi jaante mai kitna bore ho gaya hu .
verma:- yeh France h my dear . yahan har kisi ko apni manmani karne ka pura hak h isliye aapka Jo marji kariye aur life enjoy kijiye .
wasim:- aisi baat h .
verma:- haan .
wasim:- mujhe bar Cuba Jana h .
verma:- bar Cuba ... yeh toh bhut achhi jagah h aapko jarur Jana chahiye .
wasim:- thank you
verma:- thank you baad m kahiyega pahle jakar taiyyar ho jaiye . bar Cuba m bhut bheed hoti h isliye wahan sirf limited logon ko hi andar Jane diya jata h.aap jaldi kijiye.
wasim:- ohhhh haan mai abhi aata hu .
wasim chala jata h taiyyar hone wahin verma call karta h aur bar m wasim k liye seat reserve kar leta h .
wasim thodi dair m aajata h. usne jeans aur T-shirt pahna hua tha .
verma:- kya aap inhi kapdon m jayenge .
wasim:- yeh mere best h .
verma:- acha h kal hum kuch kapdon ko shopping karenge . filhaal isi se kaam chala lijiye . yeh bar k owner ka number h koi bhi problem bar related ho toh direct use call kar dijiye .
wasim:- acha h .
verma ek almirah k pass jata h aur usme se ek wallet nikalta h aur wasim ko deta h .
verma:-yeh apne paas rakhiye yeh appka pocket money h aajka .
wasim:- OK .
verma wasim ko apni car deta h aur sath m ek card bhi .
verma:- aapke paas driving license toh h nahi isliye yeh card rakhiye agar aapko security officer pakde chahe koi bhi matter ho unhe yeh dikha dijiye wo aapko chod denge .
wasim:- acha h .
verma:- apna khayaal rakhiyega aur koi bhi problem ho mujhe inform kardijiyega .
wasim:- OK ... bye .
wasim ghar se bahar nikalta h aur car lekar nikal jata h . wasim car m music loud karta h aur windows niche . car ko teji se bhagaye ja raha tha . us bar ka address wasim ne pahle hi nikal Liya tha aur ab uski madad car m laga gps kar raha tha .
wasim ki car thode hi dair m bar k aage lag jati h . bar k bahar such m bhut bheed lagi hui thi . bar m entry band ho chuki thi . wasim car se nikalta h aur apne kapde sahi karta h aur bar ki taraf badhta h . wasim ko in kapdon m dekh kar koi bhi yeh nahi kah sakta tha ki wo France ka arabpati h.
wasim gate par jata h . wahan par kuch bouncers khade the .wasim unhe dekhkar aage ki taraf badhne lagta h ki tabhi use ek bouncer rok leta h .
bouncer1:- kahan ja rahe ho ?
wasim:- andar .
bouncer1:- entry band ho chuki h aur waise bhi in cheap kapdon m tum he koi entry nahi dega .
wasim:- kya majaak kar rahe ho Bhai yeh mere liye sabse mahnge kapde hain . jante ho mene inhe pure 3000 m kharida h .
wasim k thodi si doori par kuch log baithe hue the . 3 ladkiyan aur ek ladka . wo wasim ki baat sunkar has dete h . unke hasne ki awaaj wasim k kaano tak aati h. wasim bouncers ko chod kar unke paas aajata h.
wasim:- mene kya koi joke mara h .
ladka :- Bhai tu bura mat manio par tu khud joke lag raha h .
wasim:- hehehehe verry funny .
ladki1:- dost is bar ki entry fees hi 5000 h aur andar ka toh isse bhi bura haal h .
wasim:- haan toh .
ladki2:- mere lallu laal matlab yeh ki andar jakar kya bandar banna h . jeb bhaari karke lao fir andar jao .
wasim:- acha tab toh tum logon ki jeb bhut bhaari hogi .
ladki3:- bhaari toh bhut h par entry ka koi jugaad nahi ho paya warna hum bhi andar hote .
wasim:- ohhh toh yeh baat h .shukriya itna Jada batane k liye .
wasim mud kar wapas bouncers k paas jata h .
bouncer 2:- tu fir aagaya .abe mere baap tu jaane ka kya lega.
wasim:- entry
bouncer 1:- wo toh Milne se rahi .
wasim:- par mera naam register h bar m entry k liye .
bouncer2:- kya baat kar raha h .
wasim:- haan aap ek bar register toh check karo .
bouncer1 jakar register lekar aata h aur wasim se uska naam puchta h . wasim apna naam abhinav batata h . bouncer uska naam pa jata h par fir bhi entry nahi dete h
wasim:- ab toh mil gaya ab kyu nahi Jane de rahe ho .
bouncer2:- kapde bachhe tere kapde tujhe nahi jaane denge .
wasim:- oh my god kaise besharma log ho mujje kapde utarne k liye kyu kah rahe ho .
yeh baat sunkar sabhi hasne lagte h .
bouncer 2:- kapde change karke aao .
wasim:- yaar mai toh pareshaan ho gaya hu . sala yeh nahi h wo nahi h .
wasim apna mobile nikalta h aur bar k owner kp call laga deta h . bar k owner ko verma ne wasim ka number de diya tha . jaise hi bar owner wasim ka number dekhta h wo turant call utha leta h . wasim use sari baat bata deta h yeh sunkar owner wahan 2 min m aane ka kahkar call cut kar deta h .
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wasim:- yaar baat ho gayi 2 min m tumhare owner yahan aa rahe h .
bouncer1:- hum wait kar rahe h .
tabhi wahan owner aa pauchta h . wo bouncers k paas jakar abhinav k baare m puchta h . wasim khud ko introduce karwata h . bar owner wasim ko apne sath lekar andar chala jata h yeh dekh kar wahan sabhi log hairaan the .
wasim jate hue us group ko ek baar dekhta h aur andar chala jata h .
wasim :- Sir ek baat puchu .
owner:* boliye Mr abhinav mai aur kya kar sakta hu aapke liye .
wasim:- mere 4 friends aur h aur wo log bahar h agar aapki permission ho toh kya wo bhi aa sakte hain .
owner:- entry full ho chuki h par aap chahe toh unhe as a v.I.p. k taur par la sakte h . lekin sirf aap aur koi nahi .
wasim:- thank you...
owner wasim ko ek table par lejata h aur wahan se 4 special entry k pass deta h .
owner:- iska sara kharcha aapke account se katega .
wasim:- haan thik h .
wasim wo passes lekar bahar aata h toh dekhta h wo group ja raha tha . wasim unhe awaaj deta h . wo log piche mudkar use dekhte h .
ladki1:- ab tu bahar kyu aagaya
wasim:- andar chalna h .
ladka:- chalna toh h .
wasim:- toh fir turant yahan aajao mere paas tum 4 k liye passes h .
sab log ek sath cheekh padte h kya??????
wo 4 daudkar wasim k pass aate h aur wasim se passes le lete h .
ladki2:- iske Badle tujhe kya chahiye .
wasim:- matlab ????
ladki1:- matlab yeh ki yeh ehsaan karne ki jagah tujhe kya chahiye .
wasim:- are yaar kya majak kar rahe ho . tumne mujhe dost bola tha toh bas us dosti k naam .
ladki1:* hehehehe tu natak kar raha h yeh sach m bevakuf h.
wasim:- matlab ?
ladki1:- idiot mene tujhe dost bola aur tune yeh kar diya .
wasim:- madam kya karein yeh bevakufi toh hum logon k khoon m bhti h .
ladki1:* kahan se h tu France ka toh nahi lagta .
wasim:- India. India se hu
ladki1:- tabhi ... tum sare bevakuf hi ho yahan log kabhi ek dusre ki help bina matlab nahi karte aur tum baat te fir rahe ho .
wasim:- madam agar ek baar hum kisiko apna maan lete h toh uske liye jaan dene ka jazba bhi rakhte h. chahe wo humara khoon ho ya na ho .
ladki2:* impressed. par hairaani hui yeh sunkar ....
wasim gana chalu kar deta h ....
wasim:- $$$ hum logon ko samajh sako toh samjho dilbarjaani jitna hi tum samjhoge utni hogi hairaani ..... fir bhi dil h Hindustani. fir bhi dil h Hindustani $$$$#$$
ladka:- abe chalo yaar yahin sari raat nikalne ka iraada h kya ???
saare log andar ghus jaate h. wo log ek table par baithte h aur kuch drinks order karte h .
sabhi log whisky peene lagte h .ek ek krke sab apna intro dena chalu karte h aur sath m daru bhi peete h .
ladki1:- hi ...mera naam nisha h aur hum sab students h...
ladki2:- suziii .....
ladki3:- manota .
ladka:* jaffery ..
wasim:- mera naam abhinav h .
ladka:- waah naam bhi rakha h toh abhinav .tum he pata h abhinav maatre naam ka ladka yahan ka billionaire h .
wasim:- jaanta hu ...
ladka:- kaise?
wasim :- kyuki mai hi abhinav maatre hu . tumhara billionaire...
wasim ne jab yeh baat kahi toh sabne apne muh m daaru bhar rakhi thi wasim ki baat ka reaction yeh hua ki unke muh ki saari daru wasim k chehre par thi .