25-02-2019, 06:39 PM
Update 31
Us din ki baat hee alag thi, do sher aamne samne the, farak sirf itna tha ki ek asliyat ka tha to dusara
plastic ka bejaan.....ek sher to main tha aur dusara sher wo pancho chudail khud ko maan rahi thi , wo us
waqt college ke peechhe wale gate ke pass khadi hokar is dhun me magan thi ki unke boyfriend meri
achchhi khabar lenge, lekin usse bhi achchhi khabar to mere pass thi.....wo pancho bhi shayad college ke
peechhe wale gate par mera hee intezaar kar rahi thi.....
"la cigarette de, dhua udate hue jaunga...."jhhadiyo me ghuse hue maine kaha"aur waha meri bejjati kar dena, main jo kahu use karna aur aise react karna jaise main tera baap hoon..."
"pakad ke hila le phhir..."
"mazak kar raha tha, chal aaja..."
Cigarette ke kash marte hue main unki taraf taish se badha , aankho me kala chashma aur ungaliyo me
cigarette phhirata hua main unke pass pahucha....
"kya haal hai bandariyo, us din ka yaad nahi jo aaj yaha phhir marane aa gayi...."apna chashma neeche
karke maine cigarette ka kash liya aur un pancho ki taraf fek diya....
"jyada over acting mat kar"Arun mere kaan me fusfusaya....
"aisa kya..."dheemi aawaz me maine kaha"chal ab dekh..."
"achchha ye batao, tum pancho chudail yaha kya soch kar khadi ho...."
Pahle bandariya aur phhir chudail....apne liye aise word sunkar unka pahle se hee sab kuch laal ho gaya
tha tabhi Vibha ne mujhe dhamki di ki Varun will fuck you.....
"kyun tu kam pad gayi kya ya phhir wo pahle se hee aisa hai..."
"aaj tujhe ghaseet-ghaseet ka marenge humare boyfriends...."
"ma kasam bahut bekar dialogue tha...."apne jeb se rajnigandha ka packet nikal kar maine muh me dala
aur phhir bola"muh me rajnigandha....kadmo me laundiya, aise dialogue mara kar...."
na jaane wo kya soch kar aaj yaha khadi hokar mera intezaar kar rahi thi...khair maine apna programme
jaari rakkha aur sabse pahle Vibha ke seene par nazar daali...
"yar, Arun aajkal tennis baal bade mahenge ho gaye hai aur inko dekho do do latka ke ghoom rahi hai...."
"You bastard, your kind of boy is like my piss, go fuck yourself and your family, "jhallate hue Vibha boli....
"and your kind of girls are like my lawda ka safed pani, just shag and flow into toilet by applying
Bernoulli's theorem and the energy produces by me for this work is equal to the your sucking power of
dick,....."
"what...."wo apna sar gusse se khujate hue boli....
"matlab ki dil ke arman aansuo me bah gaye "
"tu rook , abhi Varun ko bulati hu...."paanv patak kar Vibha waha se chali gayi aur uske peechhe -
peechhe baki ki chudail bhi chal di....
"kya gali di hai bhai...."Unko jaate hue dekhkar Arun ne kaha..."waise Bernoulli theorem ka formula kya
hai ,mujhe yaad nahi aa raha..."
"wo to mujhe bhi nahi maloom "main bola" aur pahle to Vibha ki gand se apni nazar hata...."
"wo to bas main......kyunki i like pichhwada "
"ye mat bhool ki abhi hum bhi college ke pichhwade me khade hai, jaldi chal warna class ke liye deri ho
jayegi...."
.
panga to aaj hona hee tha, kyunki Varun aur uske dost mujhpar pahle se hee bhadke hue the aur upar se
aaj maine unki items ko bhi chheda tha, aur jaha tak mera andaza tha uske anusar wo pancho phhir se
meri shikayat karengi aur uske baad Varun apni puri gang ke sath mujhe marne aayega lekin uske aur
mere beech Sidar khada tha.....
"yadi Sidar nahi aaya to...."meri dhadkane light ki velocity se bhi tej chalne lage, jab mere dil me ye
khayal aaya....kyunki main janta tha ki yadi Sidar nahi aaya to Varun aur uske chamche mera bahut bura
hashra karenge, maine khud ko kayi baar samjhaya ki ye sab mere betuke khayal hai, Sidar mera sath
jaroor dega lekin jab dil nahi mana to maine apne mobile nikalkar Sidar ka number dial kiya aur udhar se
turant responce mila...
"hello..."
"Sir main Arman...."
"Arman...."use mera naam aise liye jaise kuch yaad karne ki koshish kar raha ho aur phhir bola"haan bol,
Arman..."
"wo sir, maine aaj phhir un ladkiyo ko chheda , jo college ke peechhe wale gate par khadi rahti hai...."
"good, lekin abhi call kyun kiya...."
"Sir, wo Vibha bol ke gayi hai ki wo mujhe dekh legi aur uska ishara saaf tha ki wo mujhe Varun se...."
"dar mat, aaj recess me call karna"meri baat kat kar Sidar ne kaha aur call cut kar di....
Mobile jeb me rakhkar maine time dekha, recess hone me chand min. hee baki the aur meri saanse tej
ho chali thi.....teacher ne 10 min. Pahle hee class chhod di thi lekin ye hidayat di thi ki jab tak recess ka
time nahi ho jata koyi bhi class se bahar nahi niklega.....kitaabo se to dushmani ho gayi thi isliye padhayi
ke baare me sochna maine munasif nahi samjha aur ek baar phhir Sidar ke baare sochane laga.....
Sidar jaha ek taraf is saal NSUI ke election me president ke post ke liye khada hua tha wahi dusari taraf
Varun bhi President post ke liye ek mazboot ummidwar ke roop me Sidar ke khilaf tha, isliye dono me
anban ek normal si baat thi....lekin ye anban is saal se nahi balki bahut purani thi....pichhale saal Varun
ne college ke main gate ke pass hostel wale ek ladke ka shirt fad diya tha aur use bahut mara bhi tha aur
jab ye baat Sidar ko maloom chali to wo pure hostel walo ko samet kar dusare din Varun ko usi ki class
me yani ki 4th year ki class me ghuskar sabke samne Varun ko aukat me rahne ki hidayat di thi....Varun
na to us waqt Sidar ka kuch kar paya aur na hee uske baad Sidar ka kuch ukhad paya.....Sidar ke pass
jaha ektaraf hostel me rahne wale 200 ladko ka support tha wahi college staff bhi uske sath tha, college
staff ka Sidar ke sath hone ki sabse badi vajah shayad ye thi ki wo apne class ka topper tha , upar se
football ka ek shandar player bhi tha.....
"multi talented launda..."kul milakar Sidar ko yahi bol sakte hai.....
Recess me maine ek baar phhir Sidar ko call kiya aur usne mujhe bataya ki aage kya karna hai.....main,
Arun ke sath class se bahar aaya aur bike stand ki taraf badhne laga....ye jante hue bhi ki waha is waqt
Varun ki mandali jama hogi....lekin humare plan ke mutabik mujhe bike stand par jana hee tha.....
"College me jakar padhayi karna be, laundiya bazi me busy mat rahna aur na hee is chakkar me
padna..."mere bhai ki is pahli advice ki maine kal hee dhajjiya udayi thi....kyunki yadi ek ladka kisi ladki se
milne hospital me jata hai wo bhi bina jaan pahchan ke to ise hindustan ke log laundiyabazi hee kahte
hai.....ya phhir uski shuruat.
"daru, cigarette in sabko chhua bhi to soch lena...."bhai ki is advice ka haal pahle wali advice ki tarah
tha....
.
"aur yadi ladayi jhagde ki ek bhi khabar ghar par aayi to usi waqt tera T.C. Nikalwa dunga samjha..." aur
ab main apne bhai ki is aakhiri advice ki dhajjiya udane ja raha tha.......
"Varun wo dekh...."mujhe dekhkar bike stand par baithe ek bhari bharkam sharir wale ne meri taraf
ishara kiya....
Us din ki baat hee alag thi, do sher aamne samne the, farak sirf itna tha ki ek asliyat ka tha to dusara
plastic ka bejaan.....ek sher to main tha aur dusara sher wo pancho chudail khud ko maan rahi thi , wo us
waqt college ke peechhe wale gate ke pass khadi hokar is dhun me magan thi ki unke boyfriend meri
achchhi khabar lenge, lekin usse bhi achchhi khabar to mere pass thi.....wo pancho bhi shayad college ke
peechhe wale gate par mera hee intezaar kar rahi thi.....
"la cigarette de, dhua udate hue jaunga...."jhhadiyo me ghuse hue maine kaha"aur waha meri bejjati kar dena, main jo kahu use karna aur aise react karna jaise main tera baap hoon..."
"pakad ke hila le phhir..."
"mazak kar raha tha, chal aaja..."
Cigarette ke kash marte hue main unki taraf taish se badha , aankho me kala chashma aur ungaliyo me
cigarette phhirata hua main unke pass pahucha....
"kya haal hai bandariyo, us din ka yaad nahi jo aaj yaha phhir marane aa gayi...."apna chashma neeche
karke maine cigarette ka kash liya aur un pancho ki taraf fek diya....
"jyada over acting mat kar"Arun mere kaan me fusfusaya....
"aisa kya..."dheemi aawaz me maine kaha"chal ab dekh..."
"achchha ye batao, tum pancho chudail yaha kya soch kar khadi ho...."
Pahle bandariya aur phhir chudail....apne liye aise word sunkar unka pahle se hee sab kuch laal ho gaya
tha tabhi Vibha ne mujhe dhamki di ki Varun will fuck you.....
"kyun tu kam pad gayi kya ya phhir wo pahle se hee aisa hai..."
"aaj tujhe ghaseet-ghaseet ka marenge humare boyfriends...."
"ma kasam bahut bekar dialogue tha...."apne jeb se rajnigandha ka packet nikal kar maine muh me dala
aur phhir bola"muh me rajnigandha....kadmo me laundiya, aise dialogue mara kar...."
na jaane wo kya soch kar aaj yaha khadi hokar mera intezaar kar rahi thi...khair maine apna programme
jaari rakkha aur sabse pahle Vibha ke seene par nazar daali...
"yar, Arun aajkal tennis baal bade mahenge ho gaye hai aur inko dekho do do latka ke ghoom rahi hai...."
"You bastard, your kind of boy is like my piss, go fuck yourself and your family, "jhallate hue Vibha boli....
"and your kind of girls are like my lawda ka safed pani, just shag and flow into toilet by applying
Bernoulli's theorem and the energy produces by me for this work is equal to the your sucking power of
dick,....."
"what...."wo apna sar gusse se khujate hue boli....
"matlab ki dil ke arman aansuo me bah gaye "
"tu rook , abhi Varun ko bulati hu...."paanv patak kar Vibha waha se chali gayi aur uske peechhe -
peechhe baki ki chudail bhi chal di....
"kya gali di hai bhai...."Unko jaate hue dekhkar Arun ne kaha..."waise Bernoulli theorem ka formula kya
hai ,mujhe yaad nahi aa raha..."
"wo to mujhe bhi nahi maloom "main bola" aur pahle to Vibha ki gand se apni nazar hata...."
"wo to bas main......kyunki i like pichhwada "
"ye mat bhool ki abhi hum bhi college ke pichhwade me khade hai, jaldi chal warna class ke liye deri ho
jayegi...."
.
panga to aaj hona hee tha, kyunki Varun aur uske dost mujhpar pahle se hee bhadke hue the aur upar se
aaj maine unki items ko bhi chheda tha, aur jaha tak mera andaza tha uske anusar wo pancho phhir se
meri shikayat karengi aur uske baad Varun apni puri gang ke sath mujhe marne aayega lekin uske aur
mere beech Sidar khada tha.....
"yadi Sidar nahi aaya to...."meri dhadkane light ki velocity se bhi tej chalne lage, jab mere dil me ye
khayal aaya....kyunki main janta tha ki yadi Sidar nahi aaya to Varun aur uske chamche mera bahut bura
hashra karenge, maine khud ko kayi baar samjhaya ki ye sab mere betuke khayal hai, Sidar mera sath
jaroor dega lekin jab dil nahi mana to maine apne mobile nikalkar Sidar ka number dial kiya aur udhar se
turant responce mila...
"hello..."
"Sir main Arman...."
"Arman...."use mera naam aise liye jaise kuch yaad karne ki koshish kar raha ho aur phhir bola"haan bol,
Arman..."
"wo sir, maine aaj phhir un ladkiyo ko chheda , jo college ke peechhe wale gate par khadi rahti hai...."
"good, lekin abhi call kyun kiya...."
"Sir, wo Vibha bol ke gayi hai ki wo mujhe dekh legi aur uska ishara saaf tha ki wo mujhe Varun se...."
"dar mat, aaj recess me call karna"meri baat kat kar Sidar ne kaha aur call cut kar di....
Mobile jeb me rakhkar maine time dekha, recess hone me chand min. hee baki the aur meri saanse tej
ho chali thi.....teacher ne 10 min. Pahle hee class chhod di thi lekin ye hidayat di thi ki jab tak recess ka
time nahi ho jata koyi bhi class se bahar nahi niklega.....kitaabo se to dushmani ho gayi thi isliye padhayi
ke baare me sochna maine munasif nahi samjha aur ek baar phhir Sidar ke baare sochane laga.....
Sidar jaha ek taraf is saal NSUI ke election me president ke post ke liye khada hua tha wahi dusari taraf
Varun bhi President post ke liye ek mazboot ummidwar ke roop me Sidar ke khilaf tha, isliye dono me
anban ek normal si baat thi....lekin ye anban is saal se nahi balki bahut purani thi....pichhale saal Varun
ne college ke main gate ke pass hostel wale ek ladke ka shirt fad diya tha aur use bahut mara bhi tha aur
jab ye baat Sidar ko maloom chali to wo pure hostel walo ko samet kar dusare din Varun ko usi ki class
me yani ki 4th year ki class me ghuskar sabke samne Varun ko aukat me rahne ki hidayat di thi....Varun
na to us waqt Sidar ka kuch kar paya aur na hee uske baad Sidar ka kuch ukhad paya.....Sidar ke pass
jaha ektaraf hostel me rahne wale 200 ladko ka support tha wahi college staff bhi uske sath tha, college
staff ka Sidar ke sath hone ki sabse badi vajah shayad ye thi ki wo apne class ka topper tha , upar se
football ka ek shandar player bhi tha.....
"multi talented launda..."kul milakar Sidar ko yahi bol sakte hai.....
Recess me maine ek baar phhir Sidar ko call kiya aur usne mujhe bataya ki aage kya karna hai.....main,
Arun ke sath class se bahar aaya aur bike stand ki taraf badhne laga....ye jante hue bhi ki waha is waqt
Varun ki mandali jama hogi....lekin humare plan ke mutabik mujhe bike stand par jana hee tha.....
"College me jakar padhayi karna be, laundiya bazi me busy mat rahna aur na hee is chakkar me
padna..."mere bhai ki is pahli advice ki maine kal hee dhajjiya udayi thi....kyunki yadi ek ladka kisi ladki se
milne hospital me jata hai wo bhi bina jaan pahchan ke to ise hindustan ke log laundiyabazi hee kahte
hai.....ya phhir uski shuruat.
"daru, cigarette in sabko chhua bhi to soch lena...."bhai ki is advice ka haal pahle wali advice ki tarah
tha....
.
"aur yadi ladayi jhagde ki ek bhi khabar ghar par aayi to usi waqt tera T.C. Nikalwa dunga samjha..." aur
ab main apne bhai ki is aakhiri advice ki dhajjiya udane ja raha tha.......
"Varun wo dekh...."mujhe dekhkar bike stand par baithe ek bhari bharkam sharir wale ne meri taraf
ishara kiya....