25-02-2019, 05:58 AM
Update 25
"Aaj to beta deepika mam tujhe chod ke rahegi..."Arun mere maje lete hue bola...3rd Period shuru ho
chuka tha lekin teacher lapata tha aur tabhi maine apni akal daudayi aur Naveen se uski bike ki chabi mangi......
"abey bahar seniors honge..."Arun ne kaha aur jise samajh kar main baith gaya.....
Maine socha tha ki ek Assignment copy kharid kar is khali period me hee Assigment pura kar lu aur
recess me deepika mam ke muh par assignment de maru, lekin Seniors ka naam sunkar mera pura plan
chaupat ho gaya.....
khud ko bajirao Singham aur uske sath rahne wala uska ek aur dost aksar first year ki class ke corridor
me chakkar marte rahte the aur jo class bhi khali dikhi wo usme ghuskar apna rola jhadte, us din jab
humari class khali ja rahi thi to usi waqt wo dono tapak pade......unme se ek jo khud ko bajirao Singham
kahta tha wo andar aaya aur uske sath hamesha college ke chakkar katne wala uska dost gate par khada
hokar nigrani karne laga.....bajirao Singham ladkiyo ki taraf jakar gappe marne laga, isi beech sab normal
ho gaye aur aapas me baat karne lage....tabhi wo cheekha aur sab shant ho gaye....
"kya hai be ye...Senior class me hai aur tum log diag ki ma-bahan kiye ja rahe ho...."ladko ki taraf aata
hua wo bola aur phhir usne mujhe dekh liya"tu khade ho, kya naam bataya tha tune apna..."
"Arman....."
"Arman...."mujhe upar se neeche tak dekhte hue usne wahi kaha jiski mujhe ashanka thi"jyada udi-udi
me rahna band kar de ,warna....."gate par kade apne dost ko pass bulakar usne apne dost ke kandhe par
hath rakkha aur phhir bola....
"ye jo tumhara senior hai na main iska bhi baap hoon...."uska ishara gate par khade rahne wale senior ki
taraf tha...."to ab soch le ki main tera bhi baap hoon...."
uska ye kahna tha ki mera khoon hazar degree celsius par khaula, maine use ghoor kar dekha....ek baar
phhir wahi hua jo maine soch kar rakkha hai, wo mere pass aaya aur mera collar pakad kar bola..
"kya ghoor raha hai , main hoon tera baap..."
"baap ke collar se hath hata..."
ye sabke liye ek dhamake ki tarah tha, mere muh se wo lafz sunkar khud bajirao Singham aur uska dost
bhi dhamake ke chapet me aa gaye....maie bajirao Singham ke sharir ko dekha aur andaza lagaya ki yadi
humari ladayi hui to result bahut der tak me aayega, matlab ki hum dono barabar the......
"tu janta hai kaun hoon main...main hoon bajirao Singham..."apna seea thok kar filmi style me wo
bola....
"tu agar bajirao Singham hai to main hoon Chulbul Pandey...ab bol."
Wo shant ho gaya ,aur kuch der tak meri aankho me aankhe daal kar a jaane kya sochta raha, uske baad
usne apne dost ko bulaya....aur maine Arun ko khada hone ke liye kaha.....us waqt dono taraf do log the
aur dono hee barabar lekin palda humara bhari tha kyunki maine isi beech un dono se kah diya tha ki jab
humari ladayi chalegi to usi samay humare class ka koyi ek student jakar Principal office me ye news
deke aayega ki Mechanical first year me kuch seniors , juniors ko buri tarah peet rahe hai, aur Principal
sir maan bhi lenge....uske baad tum dono ko college se nikal diya jayega.....to behtar yahi hai ki abhi
class se bahar chale jao warna college se bahar jana padega........
.
wo dono class se bahar chale gaye,lekin mujhe yakin tha ki wo dono mujhe bahar jaroor pakdenge aur
usi waqt maine apne dushmano me un dono ka naam bhi jod liya.....Meri aaj is dileri ki vajah se sabki
nazar mujhpar hogi ye maine pahle hee soch liya tha, aur usi waqt maine khud se bola ki"kash Esha is
class me hoti to aaj wo mujhse jaroor pat jati, phhir hum dono uske paise par bahar khana khane jate,
uske baad ek hee cold drink me straw daal kar peete aur uske baad main use ek laal gulab deta aur wo
sharma kar kahti ki "Arman...tum kitne wo ho...""
"deepika mam ke pass nahi jana kya...."Arun ki besuri aawaz ne mujhe hosh me laya....
"recess ho gaya..."
"5 min. bhi ho gaye hai...."
"tu bhi chal na..."
"tu ja "angdayi marte hue Arun bola"mujhe neend aa rahi hai.."
main akele hee apni jagah se utha aur class se bahar jane laga tabhi Arun ne aawaz di"sambhal kar kahi
wo tera bang na kar de........"
"Aaj to beta deepika mam tujhe chod ke rahegi..."Arun mere maje lete hue bola...3rd Period shuru ho
chuka tha lekin teacher lapata tha aur tabhi maine apni akal daudayi aur Naveen se uski bike ki chabi mangi......
"abey bahar seniors honge..."Arun ne kaha aur jise samajh kar main baith gaya.....
Maine socha tha ki ek Assignment copy kharid kar is khali period me hee Assigment pura kar lu aur
recess me deepika mam ke muh par assignment de maru, lekin Seniors ka naam sunkar mera pura plan
chaupat ho gaya.....
khud ko bajirao Singham aur uske sath rahne wala uska ek aur dost aksar first year ki class ke corridor
me chakkar marte rahte the aur jo class bhi khali dikhi wo usme ghuskar apna rola jhadte, us din jab
humari class khali ja rahi thi to usi waqt wo dono tapak pade......unme se ek jo khud ko bajirao Singham
kahta tha wo andar aaya aur uske sath hamesha college ke chakkar katne wala uska dost gate par khada
hokar nigrani karne laga.....bajirao Singham ladkiyo ki taraf jakar gappe marne laga, isi beech sab normal
ho gaye aur aapas me baat karne lage....tabhi wo cheekha aur sab shant ho gaye....
"kya hai be ye...Senior class me hai aur tum log diag ki ma-bahan kiye ja rahe ho...."ladko ki taraf aata
hua wo bola aur phhir usne mujhe dekh liya"tu khade ho, kya naam bataya tha tune apna..."
"Arman....."
"Arman...."mujhe upar se neeche tak dekhte hue usne wahi kaha jiski mujhe ashanka thi"jyada udi-udi
me rahna band kar de ,warna....."gate par kade apne dost ko pass bulakar usne apne dost ke kandhe par
hath rakkha aur phhir bola....
"ye jo tumhara senior hai na main iska bhi baap hoon...."uska ishara gate par khade rahne wale senior ki
taraf tha...."to ab soch le ki main tera bhi baap hoon...."
uska ye kahna tha ki mera khoon hazar degree celsius par khaula, maine use ghoor kar dekha....ek baar
phhir wahi hua jo maine soch kar rakkha hai, wo mere pass aaya aur mera collar pakad kar bola..
"kya ghoor raha hai , main hoon tera baap..."
"baap ke collar se hath hata..."
ye sabke liye ek dhamake ki tarah tha, mere muh se wo lafz sunkar khud bajirao Singham aur uska dost
bhi dhamake ke chapet me aa gaye....maie bajirao Singham ke sharir ko dekha aur andaza lagaya ki yadi
humari ladayi hui to result bahut der tak me aayega, matlab ki hum dono barabar the......
"tu janta hai kaun hoon main...main hoon bajirao Singham..."apna seea thok kar filmi style me wo
bola....
"tu agar bajirao Singham hai to main hoon Chulbul Pandey...ab bol."
Wo shant ho gaya ,aur kuch der tak meri aankho me aankhe daal kar a jaane kya sochta raha, uske baad
usne apne dost ko bulaya....aur maine Arun ko khada hone ke liye kaha.....us waqt dono taraf do log the
aur dono hee barabar lekin palda humara bhari tha kyunki maine isi beech un dono se kah diya tha ki jab
humari ladayi chalegi to usi samay humare class ka koyi ek student jakar Principal office me ye news
deke aayega ki Mechanical first year me kuch seniors , juniors ko buri tarah peet rahe hai, aur Principal
sir maan bhi lenge....uske baad tum dono ko college se nikal diya jayega.....to behtar yahi hai ki abhi
class se bahar chale jao warna college se bahar jana padega........
.
wo dono class se bahar chale gaye,lekin mujhe yakin tha ki wo dono mujhe bahar jaroor pakdenge aur
usi waqt maine apne dushmano me un dono ka naam bhi jod liya.....Meri aaj is dileri ki vajah se sabki
nazar mujhpar hogi ye maine pahle hee soch liya tha, aur usi waqt maine khud se bola ki"kash Esha is
class me hoti to aaj wo mujhse jaroor pat jati, phhir hum dono uske paise par bahar khana khane jate,
uske baad ek hee cold drink me straw daal kar peete aur uske baad main use ek laal gulab deta aur wo
sharma kar kahti ki "Arman...tum kitne wo ho...""
"deepika mam ke pass nahi jana kya...."Arun ki besuri aawaz ne mujhe hosh me laya....
"recess ho gaya..."
"5 min. bhi ho gaye hai...."
"tu bhi chal na..."
"tu ja "angdayi marte hue Arun bola"mujhe neend aa rahi hai.."
main akele hee apni jagah se utha aur class se bahar jane laga tabhi Arun ne aawaz di"sambhal kar kahi
wo tera bang na kar de........"