A wedding ceremony in village

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Dhamu un dono ko idhar udhar dekhne laga ki tabhi uska pair sadak ke kinare sote ek kutte ki pooch par pada aur kutta baukhla kar uth baitha aur dhamu par bhaukne laga, is achanak hui ghatna se dhamu ghabra gaya aur wapas haweli ki taraf daud pada par kutta bhi uske peeche daud pada. Servant quarter me so rahe naukro ne bhi kutte ke bhaukne aur kisi ke daudne ki awaaz suni jise sunkar unki neend khul gai. Unhe laga ki kahi koi chor to nahi aa gaya.
Ramu kaka: Are zara bahar nikal kar dekho ye kutta kis par bhauk raha hai. Kahi koi chor to nahi hai
Kallu: Malkhan singh ki haweli me itne logo ki maujoodgi me kaun himmat karega yaha aane ki.
Ramu Kaka: Shaadi ka ghar hai chori ke liye bahut kuchh hai yaha isliye choro ki himmat ka kuchh na kaho. Bahar jakar dekho.
Kallu: Kya kaka aap bhi aae chhotu zara dekh bahar jakar.
Ramu kaka: Are us bachhe ko kaha bhej rahe ho tum log jakar dekho itne mushtande mushtande ho ek chor ko jakar nahi dekh sakte. Kallu Bhola Kanhaiya chalo tum teeno dekho jakar bahar.
Kallu: Jate hai jate hai kaka kya tum bhi sone nahi dete.

Kallu (wo waiter), Bhola ( Labour ), aur Kanhaiya ( Electrician ) teeno bahar dekhne aae. Bahar dhamu haafta hua dauda jaa raha tha kutta ab bhi uske peeche tha. Dhamu kabhi gardna ghuma kar apne peeche daudte kutte ko dekhta to kabhi saamne haweli ki taraf. Daudte daudte achanak wo haweli ke gate se bahar aa rahe ek shaksha se ja takraya par isse pehle wo bhadbhadakar girta us shaksha ne use tham liya. Dhamu ne aankhe khol kar us shaksha ko dekha wo aur koi nahi uska apna chhota bhai Vikram tha jo isi samay neha se milne ke liye tayaar hokar haweli se bahar aya tha aur achanak saamne se aate dhamu se ja takraya. Dhamu ko itni raat me yu haweli ke bahar dekh Vikram shock reh gaya. Vikram ki ek ghudki me kutta waha se nau do gyarah ho gaya. Dhamu ke thoda realx hone ke baad Vikram ne usse is waqt yaha hone ka karan poocha.



Vikram: Dhamu bhai aap is waqt yaha kya kar rahr ho.
Dhamu: Wo na wo na dulhan gir gai thi usko chot lag gai thi mai to mai to use ye cream dene ja raha tha taki doctor use injection na laga de.
Vikram: Dulhan gir gai thi doctor injection kya keh rahe hai aap. Kaun dulhan Shobha ki baat kar rahe hai.
Dhamu: Nahi nahi shobha nahi tumhari dulhan nahi meri dulhan gir gai thi.
Vikram: Aapki dulhan aapki dulhan kaun hai. Kiski baat kar rahe ho.
Dhamu: Are wo hai na gori gori si khoob sundar si.
Vikram: Gori gori si khoob sundar si kaun kiski baat kar rahe ho.
Dhamu: Are wo jo sheher se aai hai.
Vikram: Sheher se aai hai Shobha ki saheliya unme se kisi ki baat kar rahe ho.
Dhamu: Haha wahi wahi.

Dhamu ki baat sunkar vikram soch me pad gaya ki bhaiya kiski baat kar rahe hai shobha ki saheliyo me se char vineeta garima neetu aarti to haweli me hai hi nahi. Sirf neha aur shabana hi hai yaha unme se shabana to seedhi saadhi hai itni raat me bahar aaegi nahi to kya ye neha ki baat kar rahe hai par ye neha ko apni dulhan ko kyu keh rahe hai. Zaroor usne inke saath bhi flirt kara hoga. Wo isi type ki hai har baat me fantasy dhoondti hai ek kum dimaag wale insaan ke sath flirt karne me bhi use fantasy lagi hogi. Par dhamu bhaiya ye kyu keh rahe ki wo gir gai doctor use injection laga dega.

Vikram: Dhamu bhai wo kaha gir gai aur kaun sa doctor use injection laga dega.
Dhamu: Are wo doctor jiske paas Lalu le gaya hai wahi.
Lalu ka naam aate Vikram ka maatha thanak gaya ki zaroor Lalu ki niyat Neha par kharab ho gai hogi aur neha to hai hi is type ki wo bhi maza karne uske saath chaldi hogi. Par sala mujhe yaha bula kar khud lalu ke sath chali gai.
Vikram: Wo log kidhar gae hai bhai.
Dhamu: Wo us taraf.
Vikram dhamu ko lekar usi taraf chal diya jidhar Lalu Shabana ko lekar gaya tha par uske dimaag me ab bhi yahi tha ki Dhamu Neha ki baat kar raha tha Shabana ka to khayal bhi uske zehen me nahi tha.
Servant Quarter ke saamne khade Kallu Bhola Kanhaiya ne jab Vikram aur Dhamu ko dekha to hath jod kar khade ho gae.
Kallu: Kya hua chhote maalik itni raat me aap yaha.
Vikram: Tehel raha tha aur bade bhaiya kutte se dar gae koi baat nahi hai tum log jai jakar so jao.
Kallu: Jee chhote maalik.

Vikram Dhmau ko lekar aage bad gaya aur wo teeno wapas servant quarter ki taraf mude ki mudte mudte kallu ki nazar bheema ki jhopdi ke peeche bani jhadiyo par padi aur usne ek saya un jhadiyo ke jhurmut me dekha deeldaul se wo saya ek auart ka tha. Dhyan se dekhne par jab kallu ne uski chal dhal aur tight tight chhote kapdo ko dekha to unhe dekhte hi wo samajh gaya ki wo saya kiska hai.
Kanhaiya: Aae kallu kya hua chal andar ye udhar jhadiyo ki taraf kya dekh raha hai.
Kallu: Hai ha wo kuchh nahi koi khargosh tha udhar, ha tum log chalo andar mai jara moot kar ata hu



Kanhiya aur Bhola andar chlae gae aur Kallu un jhadiyo ki taraf chal diya. Bheema bhi use us taraf jaate dekh raha tha par uske chhoti jaat hone ki wajah se naukar use jada muh nahi lagate the isliye usne bhi kuchh na poocha.



Idhar Gaushala me Lalu ne Shabana ko lakar apne dosto ke saamne patak diya jo waha sharab ki mehfil sajae baithe the. Aur shabana ko dekhkar apne lund ragadne lage. Sabse pehle Kundan ne balo se kheechkar shabana ko uthaya aur use apni baho me jakad kar uski gaand masalne laga. Peeche se Lalu ne bhi shabana ko apni baho me jakad liya aur doodh masalne laga. Aise me Dev aur Pratap kyu peeche rehte wo bhi apne peg khatam karke shabana par toot pade koi uskr honth choos raha tha koi kamar. Shabana ke badan se khelte khelte charo ne sharab ki bottle utha li aur sharab peete hue shabana ke badan par toot pade. Shabana ek baar phir un vehshi darindo ke saamne bebas lachaar thi, Rehem ki koi umeed na hote hue bhi shabana haath jod kar unse rehem ki bheek maang rahi thi par uska yu gidgidana to un hawas ke bhooke bhediyo ko aur sukoon de raha tha. Uske badan ko choomte hue wo shabana ko jagah jagah kaat rahe the shabana dard se tadap rahi thi aur wo sab has rahe the.



Bachne ki sari umeede to shabana ne chhod di thi par jab insaan sari umeede chhod deta hai tab hi umeed ki halki si lau use jeene ki nai wajah dedeti hai. Shabana ki wahi umeed usi taraf aa rahi thi, Dhamu apne bhai Vikram ko lekar servant quarter ke peeche aa gaya jaha se wapas lauta tha. Udhar Neha talab ke paas pahuch gai thi aur ab Vikram ka intezaar kar rahi thi, Kallu us baag me pahuch gaya tha aur andhere me yaha waha neha ko dhoond raha tha. Talab ke paas pahuch kar Neha ne Vikram ko call lagaya, apne phone par Neha ka call dekh Vikram chaunk gaya ki agar ye Lalu ke sath hai to mujhe call kyu kar rahi hai kya threesome karna chahti hai. Ye jannne ke liye Vikram ne phone uthaya.



Neha: Mai yaha pahuch gai hu tum kab tak aaoge.
Vikram: Kaha pahuch gai ho.
Neha: Talab ke paas aur kaha yahi milne wale the na hum.
Vikram: Tum Lalu ke sath nahi gai ho.
Neha: Lalu ke sath nahi to mai kyu jaungi uske sath aur kaha. Tum ye batao tum kitni der me aaoge mujhe yaha akele dar lag raha hai.
Neha lalu ke sath nahi hai ye sunkar vikram soch me doob gaya ki phir wo kise le gaya kisi ko le bhi gaya hai ki kahi dhamu bhaiya ne koi sapna to nahi dekha.
Vikram: Ha ata hu thodi der me ata hu.
Itna kehkar vikram ne phone rakh diya.
Vikram: Dhamu bhai Lalu to kahi dikh nahi raha apne koi sapna to nahi dekha.
Dhamu: Wo sahi me unko doctor ke paas le gaya tha ye dekho mai ye cream bhi laya tha.
Vikram: Kisko le gaya tha.
Dhamu: Meri dulhan ko.
Vikram: Kaun aapki dulhan naam kya hai uska.
Dhamu: Wo to nahi pata wo sheher se aai hai gori gori sundar si dulhan.

Vikram ne Lalu ka number dial kara par phone switchoff tha.
Vikram: Dekhiye dhamu bhai yaha to koi dikh nahi raha ab pata nahi wo kaha gaya hai abhi hum wapas chalte hai kal lalu se baat karenge.
Dhamu: Par doctor ne unke injection laga diya to.
Vikram: Par is waqt uss kaha dhoonde andhere me abhi raat bahut ho gai hai wapas chalte hai.
Dhamu: Theek hai.
Idhar gaushala me un charo ne shabana ki salwaar khol kar neeche sarka di thi. Girne ki wajah se shabana ke ghutne se khoon beh raha tha usse theek se khada bhi nahi hua ja raha tha par uska behta khoon dekhkar bhi unka dil nahi paseej raha tha. Shabana ke aanso beh rahe the par aur us gaushala me bandhe jaanwaro ko us par daya aa rahi thi khaskar Badal apne paav patak patak kar hinhina raha tha khud ko azaad karne ki koshish kar rah tha par un patthar dil logo par koi farq nahi pad raha tha. Par badal ka yu zor zor se hinhinane ki awaaz sunkar vikram ke wapas lautte paav ruk gae.
Vikram: Ye badal itni raat me kyu hinhina raha hai, Dhamu bhai ek kaam kariye aap wapas laut jaiye mai zara badal ko dekh kar ata hu. Aur jakar aram kariye dubara apne kamre se mat nikal jaiyega apni dulhan ko dhoondne. Hum dono bhai kal subah apki dulhan ko dekhenge ok.
Dhamu: Theek hai.



Aur shabana ki wo aakhiri umeed Dhmau bhi wapas haweli ki taraf chala gaya par Vikram ke kadam ek baar phir us gaushala ki taraf chal diye. Par ab Kya wakai koi umeed thi bhi kya vikram wakai umeed ke layak tha jo shaksha khud ladkibaaz ho ayaash ho apni nai byahta biwi ko dhoka dekar usiki saheli ke sath ayashi karne ja raha ho kya wakai wo bharose ke layak tha. Wo to khud Lalu aur uske dosto ke sath ladkibaazi ka shaukeen raha hai kya wo shabana ko bachane ke liye apne hi dosto ke khilaaf jaega ya shabana ka bepanaah husn ko dekh kar uska bhi imaan dol jaega. Kya aaj Vikram ke roop me shabana ko ek maseeha milne wala tha ya kal raat ki tarah aaj raat bhi shabana ke saath vehshiyat ka nanga naach hone wala tha ya kuchh usse bhi badttar hone wala tha aur uske gunehgaaro ki suchi me ek aur naam shamil hone wala tha.