24-02-2019, 08:13 PM
Update 21
"what..."naak sikodti hue Sherin boli,...
"Haweli me milna phhir bataunga tujhe ,What...."
"ye to bahut daring hai sala..."is waqt mere dono aankhe do taraf dekh rahi thi, main kabhi Sherin ka
chehra dekhta to kabhi Arun ka aur mujhe Na Jaane kya sujha main Arun ke kaan me dheere se bola...
"tere liye perfect maal hai..."
"zindagi bhar muth maar lunga, lekin ise nahi chodunga...."
Arun to Sherin ko dhamki dekar chup ho gaya, lekin ab agla number mera tha ,us waqt mujhe bhi khade hokar Arun ki tarah bol dena chahiye tha ki"jisko bhi mere baare me janna hai wo Haweli me aakar
mile,...."
lekin mujhme us waqt utni himmat nahi thi, sabke samne jaane se dil ghabra raha tha,lekin phhir bhi
main utha aur jaise -jaise mere kadam aage badhe, main andar hee andar kanpne laga....
"GM , friends... I'm Arman..."ek mari si aawaz mere muh se nikli...jise samne wale bench par baithe
students hee sun paye honge.....
"please speak loudly...."Sherin phhir boli....
us waqt Sherin ka face dekhkar man kar raha tha ki apna juta utarkar seedhe uske muh pe de maru,...aur
usi waqt Civil subject wali mam andar ghusi aur ghuste hee mujhe par goli dag di....
"yaha kya kar rahe ho khade hokar...."
"w...w...wo wo kuch nahi, bas apna introduction de raha tha aur kuch nahi...."
"jao, apni jagah par jakar baitho..."
.
"dekh be wo bajirao Singham pure corridor me ghoom raha hai..." apni copy me likhkar Arun ne
bataya...
"abey formal dress to maine nahi pahni hai...sala phhir lafda karega"
"ek plan hai...."Samne board par jo kuch likha hua tha use utarte hue Arun bola"recess me yadi college
ke bahar chale to bacha ja sakta hai, aur recess jaise hee khatam hoga wapas aa jayenge...."
"solid idea hai...."
isi dauran Civil wali mam board par kuch likhne ke liye mudi, aur uski badi-badi gand humare samne
thi....waise to civil wali mam ki age 45+ rahi hogi aur unhe samne se dekhkar koyi galat khayalat apne
man me na laye, lekin peechhe se yadi koyi unhe dekhe to phhir........
"oye, sale isko to chhod de "meri nazar puri tarah se civil wali mam ke gand par jami hui thi....
"kya hua..."main aise react karne laga jaise maine kuch kiya hee na ho , lekin Arun mujhse jyada kamina
tha
"abey ise kyun ghoor raha hai, ise to sab log Mummi bolte hai...."
"Mummi "
"Naveen bol raha tha ki ye bahut pyar se padhati hai...matlab ki ek question ko chahe jitne baar bhi
puchh lo, hamesha shant hee rahti hai...Prof. Hai ye yaha lekin is baat ka ise bilkul bhi ghamand nahi
hai..."
Us pure class me maine aur Arun ne full2 masti ki , Civil wali mam ne hume kayi baar baat karte hue aur
haste hue bhi dekha, lekin wo har baar ignore kar deti....civil wali mam sach me Mummi thi
.
pichhale kuch dino ki tarah main aaj bhi recess me Esha ke class me ghusa is aas me ki shayad wo late
aayi hogi, lekin jawab ek baar phhir na me sar hilakar Arun ke dost ne diya....uske baad main aur Arun
bike stand par aaye, maine Naveen ke bike ki chabi usse mang li thi, bike stand par jaha ek taraf Arun
,Naveen ki bike nikal raha tha wahi main dsari taraf us jagah ko dekh raha tha,jab kuch din pahle maine
Esha ko pahli baar dekha tha....uski car aaj waha nahi khadi thi aur na hee Esha us din ki tarah waha
thi,lekin phhir bhi NA JAANE KYUN mujhe mohabbat si ho gayi thi us jagah se, main us taraf badh hee
raha tha ki Arun ne horn mara....
"oye idhar peshab mat kar, bahar kar lena...."
"abey main.... "aage kya bolu kuch samajh nahi aaya isliye main itna bolkar chupchap bike me baith gaya....
"do plate samosa dena kaka..."college ke main building se 2 k.m. door college ka main gate tha aur usi
ke aas-pass bani dukano me se ek dukan par baith kar maine do plate samose ka order diya....
"ek plate bana ke dena...matlab namkin, salad, teekhi-meethi chatni sab daal dena....aur ha thoda dahi
bhi daal dena..."Arun ne apni farmaish jhadi, jise sunkar maine kaha...
"jab itna sab kuch dalwa raha hai to thoda zameen ki mitti bhi dalwa liyo..."
"wo tere liye chhodi hai...."
"thanks... "
Pet puja karne ke baad Arun ne apne jeb se 10 ka note nikalkar table par aise phheka jaise tash khelne
wala hukum ka ekka phhekta hai.....
"main aaj bhi feke hue paise nahi uthata hayiiii...."
"thik hai..."us 10 ke note ko uthate hue Arun ne kaha"tu hee de de mera bill..."
"nahi be main to aise hee Amitabh bachchan ka dialogue maar raha tha...."aur maine uske hath se 10 ka
note chheen liya.....
recess me jab kuch der hee rah gaye the tab main aur Arun class ki taraf pahuche, hum dono us waqt
khud ko chalak samajh kar bahut khush ho rahe the ki recess me hone wali ragging se hum dono bach
gaye, lekin humari chalaki us waqt dam tod gayi jab bike stand par seniors ne hume pakad liya.....
"Arman & Arun...."seniors ke puchhne par maine hum dono ka naam bataya.....
"tera kya naam hai..."
"Arman...."
abhi maine apna naam hee bataya tha ki hostel wala wo senior waha aa dhamka jisne kal se mujhe
pareshan kar rakkha tha, usne pahle apne dosto se hath milaya aur phhir mujhe dekhkar apne dosto se
bola...
"aur pahalwan kya haal chal hai..."
"sab badhiya...."
Mera itna kahna tha ki usne kas kar ek thappad mujhe jad diya, aur uske baki dost hasne lage.....
"kitni baar samjhaya ki eye contact mat kar...lekin tere gand me baat ghusti hee nahi...."
Khoon ka ghoot peekar maine apni aankhe neeche ki, aur jab sare seniors ne mujhe gher liya to main
samajh gaya ki mere sath kuch bura hone wala hai kuch bahut hee bura....jiski maine kalpana tak nahi ki
thi..........
"what..."naak sikodti hue Sherin boli,...
"Haweli me milna phhir bataunga tujhe ,What...."
"ye to bahut daring hai sala..."is waqt mere dono aankhe do taraf dekh rahi thi, main kabhi Sherin ka
chehra dekhta to kabhi Arun ka aur mujhe Na Jaane kya sujha main Arun ke kaan me dheere se bola...
"tere liye perfect maal hai..."
"zindagi bhar muth maar lunga, lekin ise nahi chodunga...."
Arun to Sherin ko dhamki dekar chup ho gaya, lekin ab agla number mera tha ,us waqt mujhe bhi khade hokar Arun ki tarah bol dena chahiye tha ki"jisko bhi mere baare me janna hai wo Haweli me aakar
mile,...."
lekin mujhme us waqt utni himmat nahi thi, sabke samne jaane se dil ghabra raha tha,lekin phhir bhi
main utha aur jaise -jaise mere kadam aage badhe, main andar hee andar kanpne laga....
"GM , friends... I'm Arman..."ek mari si aawaz mere muh se nikli...jise samne wale bench par baithe
students hee sun paye honge.....
"please speak loudly...."Sherin phhir boli....
us waqt Sherin ka face dekhkar man kar raha tha ki apna juta utarkar seedhe uske muh pe de maru,...aur
usi waqt Civil subject wali mam andar ghusi aur ghuste hee mujhe par goli dag di....
"yaha kya kar rahe ho khade hokar...."
"w...w...wo wo kuch nahi, bas apna introduction de raha tha aur kuch nahi...."
"jao, apni jagah par jakar baitho..."
.
"dekh be wo bajirao Singham pure corridor me ghoom raha hai..." apni copy me likhkar Arun ne
bataya...
"abey formal dress to maine nahi pahni hai...sala phhir lafda karega"
"ek plan hai...."Samne board par jo kuch likha hua tha use utarte hue Arun bola"recess me yadi college
ke bahar chale to bacha ja sakta hai, aur recess jaise hee khatam hoga wapas aa jayenge...."
"solid idea hai...."
isi dauran Civil wali mam board par kuch likhne ke liye mudi, aur uski badi-badi gand humare samne
thi....waise to civil wali mam ki age 45+ rahi hogi aur unhe samne se dekhkar koyi galat khayalat apne
man me na laye, lekin peechhe se yadi koyi unhe dekhe to phhir........
"oye, sale isko to chhod de "meri nazar puri tarah se civil wali mam ke gand par jami hui thi....
"kya hua..."main aise react karne laga jaise maine kuch kiya hee na ho , lekin Arun mujhse jyada kamina
tha
"abey ise kyun ghoor raha hai, ise to sab log Mummi bolte hai...."
"Mummi "
"Naveen bol raha tha ki ye bahut pyar se padhati hai...matlab ki ek question ko chahe jitne baar bhi
puchh lo, hamesha shant hee rahti hai...Prof. Hai ye yaha lekin is baat ka ise bilkul bhi ghamand nahi
hai..."
Us pure class me maine aur Arun ne full2 masti ki , Civil wali mam ne hume kayi baar baat karte hue aur
haste hue bhi dekha, lekin wo har baar ignore kar deti....civil wali mam sach me Mummi thi
.
pichhale kuch dino ki tarah main aaj bhi recess me Esha ke class me ghusa is aas me ki shayad wo late
aayi hogi, lekin jawab ek baar phhir na me sar hilakar Arun ke dost ne diya....uske baad main aur Arun
bike stand par aaye, maine Naveen ke bike ki chabi usse mang li thi, bike stand par jaha ek taraf Arun
,Naveen ki bike nikal raha tha wahi main dsari taraf us jagah ko dekh raha tha,jab kuch din pahle maine
Esha ko pahli baar dekha tha....uski car aaj waha nahi khadi thi aur na hee Esha us din ki tarah waha
thi,lekin phhir bhi NA JAANE KYUN mujhe mohabbat si ho gayi thi us jagah se, main us taraf badh hee
raha tha ki Arun ne horn mara....
"oye idhar peshab mat kar, bahar kar lena...."
"abey main.... "aage kya bolu kuch samajh nahi aaya isliye main itna bolkar chupchap bike me baith gaya....
"do plate samosa dena kaka..."college ke main building se 2 k.m. door college ka main gate tha aur usi
ke aas-pass bani dukano me se ek dukan par baith kar maine do plate samose ka order diya....
"ek plate bana ke dena...matlab namkin, salad, teekhi-meethi chatni sab daal dena....aur ha thoda dahi
bhi daal dena..."Arun ne apni farmaish jhadi, jise sunkar maine kaha...
"jab itna sab kuch dalwa raha hai to thoda zameen ki mitti bhi dalwa liyo..."
"wo tere liye chhodi hai...."
"thanks... "
Pet puja karne ke baad Arun ne apne jeb se 10 ka note nikalkar table par aise phheka jaise tash khelne
wala hukum ka ekka phhekta hai.....
"main aaj bhi feke hue paise nahi uthata hayiiii...."
"thik hai..."us 10 ke note ko uthate hue Arun ne kaha"tu hee de de mera bill..."
"nahi be main to aise hee Amitabh bachchan ka dialogue maar raha tha...."aur maine uske hath se 10 ka
note chheen liya.....
recess me jab kuch der hee rah gaye the tab main aur Arun class ki taraf pahuche, hum dono us waqt
khud ko chalak samajh kar bahut khush ho rahe the ki recess me hone wali ragging se hum dono bach
gaye, lekin humari chalaki us waqt dam tod gayi jab bike stand par seniors ne hume pakad liya.....
"Arman & Arun...."seniors ke puchhne par maine hum dono ka naam bataya.....
"tera kya naam hai..."
"Arman...."
abhi maine apna naam hee bataya tha ki hostel wala wo senior waha aa dhamka jisne kal se mujhe
pareshan kar rakkha tha, usne pahle apne dosto se hath milaya aur phhir mujhe dekhkar apne dosto se
bola...
"aur pahalwan kya haal chal hai..."
"sab badhiya...."
Mera itna kahna tha ki usne kas kar ek thappad mujhe jad diya, aur uske baki dost hasne lage.....
"kitni baar samjhaya ki eye contact mat kar...lekin tere gand me baat ghusti hee nahi...."
Khoon ka ghoot peekar maine apni aankhe neeche ki, aur jab sare seniors ne mujhe gher liya to main
samajh gaya ki mere sath kuch bura hone wala hai kuch bahut hee bura....jiski maine kalpana tak nahi ki
thi..........