Romance 8th SEMESTER.... By SGP bro xossip (Completed)

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Update 20
"Arman, stand up...."deepika mam ne mujhe aawaz di, lekin kyun...na to maine puri class me kuch bola 
aur na hee kisi se baat ki,...us class me us waqt sabse shant bachcha main hee tha, phhir mujhe kyun 
khada kiya
"What is JVM ? " apni jagah par main thik se khada bhi nahi ho paya tha ki usne missile dag di....deepika 
mam ke is question ka answer dena to door ki baat thi maine to ye word JVM hee pahli baar suna tha.....
"chup kyun ho answer batao, abhi kuch der pahle hee to bataya tha...."
"mam, wo main bhool gaya....ek baar phhir se bata do..."kuch der tak deepika mam ko dekha, phhir 
samne ki deewar ko dekha, aur jab kuch nahi soojha to kuch der is intezaar me chup-chap khada raha ki 
shayad mere agal-bagal baithe Naveen aur Arun me se koyi dheere se bol de,...lekin jab charo khane 
main chit ho gaya to deepika mam ke aage maine surrender kar diya.....
"Java Virtual Machine....ab yaad rakhna..."smile marte hue wo boli, mujhe answer usne is andaz me 
bataya jaise ki The Matrix movie usi ne banayi ho....
"now sit down..."ghamand bhari aawaz me wo boli...
uske baad usne apna pravachan phhir chalu kar diya, aadhe ludhak gaye aur aadhe samne ki taraf 
dekhkar apne khayalo me khoye hue the....
"now i'm going to ask some basic questions...."
"Arman...."
"yes mam..."ek baar phhir bali bakra main hee bana(aa chus le Arman ka, sali jab dekho gand hilate rahti 
hai...)
"kuch normal question puchh rahi hu tumse, i hope ki mujhe jawab milenge..."
"i will try..."....(lawda phhek ke marunga nahi to baitha de)
"Windows xp kya hai..."
"matlab..."
"matlab ki what do you mean by Windows xp ? "
"wo to operating system hai, bas itna hee maloom hai..."
"not bad, achchha ye batao, computer use karte ho..."samne ki chair par apni gand sata kar usne agla 
sawal kiya...
"bilkul karta hu..." (bf dekhne ka maza to bade screen me hee aata hai...)
"to batao ki kisi bhi document ko print karne ke liye shortcut tarika kya hai...."
"Ctrl + P...."idhar ek taraf maine jawab diya aur wahi dusari taraf apne bade bhai ka man hee man 
shukriya ada kiya , kyunki unhi ke badaulat hee maine is sawal ka jawab diya tha.....
deepika mam ke do questions ka answer kya diya, usne mujhe computer ki duniya ka godfather samajh 
liya aur phhir ek ke baad ek sawal puchhati gayi, aur main har baar yahi bolta"sorry mam...."
CS subject ka koyi theory exam nahi tha, ye subject fully practical based tha aur jis subject ka kewal 
practical ho to use practical exam wale din ke aalawa kisi aur din padhna PAAP tha, aur ye PAAP main 
kaise karta, isiliye deepika mam ke baki ke questions par sirf do shabd muh se nikle "Sorry mam..."
"padhna chalu kar do ,warna fail kar dungi...sit down..."
Usne fail karne ki dhamki dekar sit down kya bola , mera shut down hee ho gaya, aur main chup chap kisi 
lute peete ki tarah baith gaya.....
"Arman, is par try kar ,ye pat jayegi..."deepika mam ke class se jane ke baad Arun bola
"ise pata kar kya karunga, sali chudte waqt HTTP ka full form puchhegi "
"abey isse achchhi maal nahi milegi, "
"Esha darling hai na...."
" apne Armano par kabu rakkho beta Arman ,warna....."
"warna...."
"ye BC phhir aa gayi..."Arun ke is tarah se turant topic change karne se main chauka
"kya hua be..."
"ye Sherin lodi ,phhir aa gayi samne..."
maine samne ki taraf nazar dali to dekha ki samne wahi ladki khadi thi, jo college ke pahle din hee 
netagiri jhadte hue introduction class chala rahi thi, Arun waise to class ki dusari ladkiyo ko gali nahi deta 
tha,lekin Sherin ko dekhte hee uska para garam ho jata aur uske muh se Sherin ke liye pyar bhare shabd 
nikal jate......
"itne din ho gaye hai aur hum sab ek-dusare ka naam bhi nahi jante...."muh banate hue wo boli....
Sherin na jyada moti thi aur na hee jyada patli...lekin yadi uska face aur uski adat dhang ki hoi to shayad 
hum use chhod bhi dete....class khali ja rahi thi aur introduction ka daur aage badhte hue Arun tak 
aaya....
"your turn...."Arun ki taraf ungali dikhati hue Sherin boli....
Apne Arun bhai taav me aa gaye aur khade hokar bole ki jisko bhi mere baare me janna hai wo dabi me 
aakar mujhse mil le....