24-02-2019, 08:09 PM
Update-18
"sorry...."jab Arun ne darwaja khola to maine usse kaha....jiske jawab me wo haste hue bola
"sorry se kaam nahi chalega, main to gand marunga...."
"chal be, door chal...main to tujhe dekhte hee samajh gaya tha ki tu hai..."
Andar aakar maine apna bag ek taraf phheka aur bistar par let gaya, abhi kuch hee der hue the ki ek
chhote kad ka ladka Arun ke pass aaya, uski aankho me laga chashma use ek serious student ki upadhi
de raha tha....wo seedhe mere pass aaya aur mujhse hath milaya wo bhi bina kuch bole.....aur phhir
seedhe jakar Arun ke pass baith gaya...
"sala pagal lagta hai..."use dekhkar maine kaha....
Arun ke pass jakar wo baat karne laga, aur Arun se baat karne ke dauran wo apna chashma utarta aur
meri taraf kuch der tak dekh kar wapas apna chashma apni aankho me taangar Arun se baat karne
lagta.......
" sun be Arman...ye Bhupesh mere hee yaha ka hai...."
us chhoti si height wale ladke ka naam Bhupesh tha, jiska naamkaran Arun ne pahle hee kar diya tha....
"B.H.U."Arun use isi naam se bulata tha....
"us ladki ka naam kya hai , jo CS me hai..."bhu ne ek baar phhir apna chasma nikal kar meri taraf dekha
aur phhir chashme par phhook mar kar Arun ki chadar se chashme ko saaf karne laga....
"Esha...."Arun bola...
Esha ka naam sunte hee sari thakan door ho gayi, main uthkar bistar par baith gaya aur Arun ki taraf
dekhkar bola"kya hua..."
"bhu ko Esha se pyar ho gaya hai..."
"ise aur Esha se pyar "Bhupesh ki taraf dekhkar main bola....(abey sale, apni shakal dekhi hai,
kaha wo aur kaha tu )
"iske pass uska mobile number bhi hai..."
ye sunkar mujhe jhatka laga,waise to Esha ka no. Maloom karna koyi badi baat nahi thi, uske class me jo
bhi uske karib ho usse Esha ka number liya ja sakta hai....lekin mujhe jhatka isliye laga kyunki bhu Esha
ke mamle me mujhse jyada active tha....jaha maine use chupke se ghoorne ka aalawa aur kuch nahi kiya
tha, wahi bhu ne uska no. Apne mobile me save karke rakkha tha.....
"use call karta hoon..."Arun se wo bola aur apna Nokia 1200 nikal liya....
Maine apni 18 saal ki zindagi me bahut se premi jode dekhe the, lekin unme se sirf ek ya do premi jode
hee ek-dusare ke liye perfect the....warna ek se badhkar ek ghonchu launde tanatan maal lekar ghoomte
hai, jise dekhkar aksar mera kaleja jal uthta hai aur sirf ek line muh se nikalti hai
"hum mar gaye hai kya, jo is gandu ke sath ghoom rahi hai...."
aur isi dar me ki kahi Esha ke sath ye bhu na set ho jaye, main apne bistar se utha aur Bhupesh ke hath
se uska mobile chheen liya....
"abey yadi usne tere mobile no. Ki report kar di to...."use darate hue main bola....
"koyi baat nahi sim farzi hai..."
"aajkal location trace ho jate hai, aur waise bhi wo kisi na kisi se set hogi to kyun apna balance faltu me
kharch kar raha hai...."
"baad ki baad me dekhenge..."mere hath se mobile lekar Arun ne mobile bhu ko thama diya aur bola"tu
call kar..."
"ye sala Arun, mera sath hai ya iske sath "
"tune kuch bola kya..."Arun meri taraf dekhkar mujhse puchha....
"na, maine kuch nahi bola....main kyun bolunga kuch...Esha meri wife hai kya, jo mujhe uski fikar hogi...."
Mera itna kahna tha ki darwaje par kisi ne dastak di...
"le yar khol..."Arun mujhse bola,...
maine pura darwaja khola bhi nahi tha ki ek jordar tamacha mere gaal aur kaan par pada, main sann rah
gaya us waqt aur kaan par hath rakhkar wahi khada raha...andaza lagana mushkil nahi tha ki room ke
andar kaun aaya tha, jisne abhi-abhi mera gaal laal kiya tha wo wahi tha jisse meri mulaqat hostel ke
bahar hui thi.....
"chal be side chal..."main is waqt darwaje aur room ke beech me khada tha, isliye usne mujhe dhakka
dete hue kaha aur seedhe jakar mere bistar par baith gaya, jo haal mera tha, wo haal bhu aur Arun ka
bhi tha, wo dono bistar se khade ho gaye the.....
"neeche baith wahi zameen par..."meri taraf ishara karte hue wo bola"shakal yaad hai meri ya bhool
gaya..."
"yaad hai..."
"haan to hamesha yaad rakhna, tere baap ki shakal hai..."
usne jaise hee ye bola, pura jism gusse se laal -peela ho gaya, yadi us waqt mujhe apne bhai ke kahe hue
shabd yaad na aaye hote to ma kasam us sale ko bahut marta......
"eye contact karega be..."bistar par pura pasarta hue room ke deewar ki taraf ishara kiya"us deewar ko
dekh raha hai...maine usi deewar par tere jaise hee ek chutiye ka sar pakad kar de mara tha, sala chaar
mahine coma me tha....security officer bhi kuch nahi ukhad payi, kyunki use koyi gavah hee nahi mila jo ye bolta
ki wo sab maine kiya tha...."
"to ye sab mujhe kyun bata rahe ho...."khoon mera bhi garam tha, isliye maine bol diya...jiska nateeza ye
hua ki wo senior jo kuch der pahle mere bistar par pasra hua tha wo ekdum se uth khada hua aur gusse
se apne daant peeste hue mere pass aaya....
"sorry sir, use chhod do, pagal hai wo..."Arun ne us senior ko pakda....
"samjha de is launde ko warna yahi jaan se maar dunga...."
"thik hai, main ise samjha dunga...."
"ja ek glass pani la..."
Arun waha se pani lene chala gaya aur idhar room me chuppi chhayi rahi, Arun kuch der me hee wapas
aa gaya,lekin uske hath khali the....
"sir, wo waha ka glass shayad kisi ladke ne apne room me rakkha hua hai, main botal me aapke liye pani
lata hoon...."andar ghuste hee Arun bola aur botal lekar waha se pani lene chala gaya.....
"tu idhar aa be..."Arun ke jaane ke baad usne mujhe apne pass bulaya aur Cigarette peene ke liye
puchha....
"main nahi peeta..."tapak se maine bina ek pal ganwaye jawab diya,
Wo senior aage kuch bolta uske pahle hee Arun daudte bhagte hue botal me pani bharkar le aaya aur
use de diya....usne botal me muh lagakar ek ghoot pani piya aur phhir botal meri taraf badha di...
"relax ho ja, aur le pani pee..."
"mujhe pyas nahi hai..."khoon mera ab bhi garam tha....
"pee le pani ,kyunki iske baad main jo karne wala hoon usse tera gala sookh jayega..."
Uske baat ka maine koyi jawab nahi diya aur wo apne kandhe uchkata hua bola"teri marzi...."
usne apne jeb se cigarette ki packet nikali aur Bhupesh ko apne pass bulaya aur room me jal rahe bulb
ko off karne ke liye kaha....
"wapas on kar jake..."andhere me dhua udate hue usne bhu se wapas bulb ko on karne ke liye kaha aur
jab bhu ne wapas bulb ko on kar diya to wo bola....
"ab tu 100 baar bulb ko on karne ke baad bistar par aakar baith jana aur phhir uthkar bulb ko off kar
dena...chal shuru ho ja...."
Bhupesh ki pahle se hee sitti-pitti gum thi ,wo kya bolta...bina kuch bole wo Arun ke bed se board tak
200 chakkar marne laga......
"le pee..."on-off hote hue bulb ke beech me usne mujhe ek cigarette diya....
"meri adat nahi hai..."
"isiliye to pila raha hu, engineer saheb...jab tak nasha patti nahi karoge to engineer kaise banoge...."
mazboori me cigarette ko muh se lagana pada, bhaiya ke dwara di gayi naseehat me ye bhi tha ki main
cigarette aur sharab se door rahu, lekin yadi main us waqt ye sab nahi karta to unke dwara di gayi dusari
naseehat ,jisme unhone kaha tha ki ladayi - jhagda mat karna, wo toot jati.....
"dhua andar le...muh me rakhkar to pahli-dusari class ke launde bhi cigarette pee lete hai..."
maine waisa hee kiya, cigarette ke dhue ko andar liya...cigarette ke kash ko andar kya kheencha, pura ka
pura kaleja jaise bahar aa gaya, aur main khasne laga.....
"ek kash aur maar..."
Maine phhir kash andar liya aur nateeza wahi pahle jaise hee raha...
"ek kash aur..."
teesari baar himmat to nahi ho rahi thi, lekin us waqt koyi dusara rasta bhi nahi... bhu ab bhi bulb ko on-
off karne me laga hua tha....
"tere kitne round hue be.."
"80...." hanfte hue bhu ne jawab diya,
"beta abhi to aadhe bhi nahi hue,...chal shuru ho ja..."
teesari baar bhi maine cigarette ke dhue ko apne seene me ghusaya aur is baar khasne ke sath-sath meri
aankho se aansu bhi nikal gaye aur sar bhi ghoomane laga....
"aaj ke liye itna hee kafi hai, kal phhir milenge...."
Uska room se bahar jana tha ki main aur bhu bistar par let kar hanpne lage.....
"gand....gand...."bhu bas itna bol paya aur hanpne laga,
"kya gand-gand kar raha hai be..."
"gand maar li sale ne, chakkar aa raha hai, pani....pani..."wo phhir hanpne laga....
"idhar to BC sar hee ghoom raha hai...."apna sar pakad kar main bola...
"cigarette ka asar jyada der tak nahi rahta, don't worry..."
"worry gayi ma chudane, tu ja daudkar pani la..."
Arun ke waha se jana ke baad main bhu ki taraf muda, wo apne sar chhat ki taraf kiye hue hanf raa
tha....
"kyun beta, kya haal hai...maza aaya.."
"bahut maza aaya, dobara karne ka man raha hai...."
"jab se college me aaya hu, sala sab maar ke chale jate hai, ab deepika mam ko hee le le, aaj lab me sali
ne mera hath chut se hee touch karwa diya...."
"kya...."usne jaise hee ye suna uski sari thakan door ho gayi aur wo mere pass aakar bola"deepika mam
ke bahut charche hai college me ,jara sambhal kar...ek baar jisko tad leti hai, use chodkar sorry usse
chudwakar hee dam leti hai....sali caracterless hai..."
"tujhe kaise pata..."
"mera ek dost 2nd year me hai, usi ne bataya deepika ke jalwe ke baare me, usne ye bhi bataya ki isi
vajah se usko last year college se nikalne bhi wale the...lekin phhir hod aur uske beech .....lekin tu
fikar mat kar, tujhe wo chhod degi..."
"aise kaise chhod degi..."
"tere me wo baat hee nahi hai, wo unhi ladko ke sath setting karti hai jo handsome ho..."
"sala khud to bawarchi lagta hai aur mujhe bol raha hai, chal bhag yaha se..."
"sorry...."jab Arun ne darwaja khola to maine usse kaha....jiske jawab me wo haste hue bola
"sorry se kaam nahi chalega, main to gand marunga...."
"chal be, door chal...main to tujhe dekhte hee samajh gaya tha ki tu hai..."
Andar aakar maine apna bag ek taraf phheka aur bistar par let gaya, abhi kuch hee der hue the ki ek
chhote kad ka ladka Arun ke pass aaya, uski aankho me laga chashma use ek serious student ki upadhi
de raha tha....wo seedhe mere pass aaya aur mujhse hath milaya wo bhi bina kuch bole.....aur phhir
seedhe jakar Arun ke pass baith gaya...
"sala pagal lagta hai..."use dekhkar maine kaha....
Arun ke pass jakar wo baat karne laga, aur Arun se baat karne ke dauran wo apna chashma utarta aur
meri taraf kuch der tak dekh kar wapas apna chashma apni aankho me taangar Arun se baat karne
lagta.......
" sun be Arman...ye Bhupesh mere hee yaha ka hai...."
us chhoti si height wale ladke ka naam Bhupesh tha, jiska naamkaran Arun ne pahle hee kar diya tha....
"B.H.U."Arun use isi naam se bulata tha....
"us ladki ka naam kya hai , jo CS me hai..."bhu ne ek baar phhir apna chasma nikal kar meri taraf dekha
aur phhir chashme par phhook mar kar Arun ki chadar se chashme ko saaf karne laga....
"Esha...."Arun bola...
Esha ka naam sunte hee sari thakan door ho gayi, main uthkar bistar par baith gaya aur Arun ki taraf
dekhkar bola"kya hua..."
"bhu ko Esha se pyar ho gaya hai..."
"ise aur Esha se pyar "Bhupesh ki taraf dekhkar main bola....(abey sale, apni shakal dekhi hai,
kaha wo aur kaha tu )
"iske pass uska mobile number bhi hai..."
ye sunkar mujhe jhatka laga,waise to Esha ka no. Maloom karna koyi badi baat nahi thi, uske class me jo
bhi uske karib ho usse Esha ka number liya ja sakta hai....lekin mujhe jhatka isliye laga kyunki bhu Esha
ke mamle me mujhse jyada active tha....jaha maine use chupke se ghoorne ka aalawa aur kuch nahi kiya
tha, wahi bhu ne uska no. Apne mobile me save karke rakkha tha.....
"use call karta hoon..."Arun se wo bola aur apna Nokia 1200 nikal liya....
Maine apni 18 saal ki zindagi me bahut se premi jode dekhe the, lekin unme se sirf ek ya do premi jode
hee ek-dusare ke liye perfect the....warna ek se badhkar ek ghonchu launde tanatan maal lekar ghoomte
hai, jise dekhkar aksar mera kaleja jal uthta hai aur sirf ek line muh se nikalti hai
"hum mar gaye hai kya, jo is gandu ke sath ghoom rahi hai...."
aur isi dar me ki kahi Esha ke sath ye bhu na set ho jaye, main apne bistar se utha aur Bhupesh ke hath
se uska mobile chheen liya....
"abey yadi usne tere mobile no. Ki report kar di to...."use darate hue main bola....
"koyi baat nahi sim farzi hai..."
"aajkal location trace ho jate hai, aur waise bhi wo kisi na kisi se set hogi to kyun apna balance faltu me
kharch kar raha hai...."
"baad ki baad me dekhenge..."mere hath se mobile lekar Arun ne mobile bhu ko thama diya aur bola"tu
call kar..."
"ye sala Arun, mera sath hai ya iske sath "
"tune kuch bola kya..."Arun meri taraf dekhkar mujhse puchha....
"na, maine kuch nahi bola....main kyun bolunga kuch...Esha meri wife hai kya, jo mujhe uski fikar hogi...."
Mera itna kahna tha ki darwaje par kisi ne dastak di...
"le yar khol..."Arun mujhse bola,...
maine pura darwaja khola bhi nahi tha ki ek jordar tamacha mere gaal aur kaan par pada, main sann rah
gaya us waqt aur kaan par hath rakhkar wahi khada raha...andaza lagana mushkil nahi tha ki room ke
andar kaun aaya tha, jisne abhi-abhi mera gaal laal kiya tha wo wahi tha jisse meri mulaqat hostel ke
bahar hui thi.....
"chal be side chal..."main is waqt darwaje aur room ke beech me khada tha, isliye usne mujhe dhakka
dete hue kaha aur seedhe jakar mere bistar par baith gaya, jo haal mera tha, wo haal bhu aur Arun ka
bhi tha, wo dono bistar se khade ho gaye the.....
"neeche baith wahi zameen par..."meri taraf ishara karte hue wo bola"shakal yaad hai meri ya bhool
gaya..."
"yaad hai..."
"haan to hamesha yaad rakhna, tere baap ki shakal hai..."
usne jaise hee ye bola, pura jism gusse se laal -peela ho gaya, yadi us waqt mujhe apne bhai ke kahe hue
shabd yaad na aaye hote to ma kasam us sale ko bahut marta......
"eye contact karega be..."bistar par pura pasarta hue room ke deewar ki taraf ishara kiya"us deewar ko
dekh raha hai...maine usi deewar par tere jaise hee ek chutiye ka sar pakad kar de mara tha, sala chaar
mahine coma me tha....security officer bhi kuch nahi ukhad payi, kyunki use koyi gavah hee nahi mila jo ye bolta
ki wo sab maine kiya tha...."
"to ye sab mujhe kyun bata rahe ho...."khoon mera bhi garam tha, isliye maine bol diya...jiska nateeza ye
hua ki wo senior jo kuch der pahle mere bistar par pasra hua tha wo ekdum se uth khada hua aur gusse
se apne daant peeste hue mere pass aaya....
"sorry sir, use chhod do, pagal hai wo..."Arun ne us senior ko pakda....
"samjha de is launde ko warna yahi jaan se maar dunga...."
"thik hai, main ise samjha dunga...."
"ja ek glass pani la..."
Arun waha se pani lene chala gaya aur idhar room me chuppi chhayi rahi, Arun kuch der me hee wapas
aa gaya,lekin uske hath khali the....
"sir, wo waha ka glass shayad kisi ladke ne apne room me rakkha hua hai, main botal me aapke liye pani
lata hoon...."andar ghuste hee Arun bola aur botal lekar waha se pani lene chala gaya.....
"tu idhar aa be..."Arun ke jaane ke baad usne mujhe apne pass bulaya aur Cigarette peene ke liye
puchha....
"main nahi peeta..."tapak se maine bina ek pal ganwaye jawab diya,
Wo senior aage kuch bolta uske pahle hee Arun daudte bhagte hue botal me pani bharkar le aaya aur
use de diya....usne botal me muh lagakar ek ghoot pani piya aur phhir botal meri taraf badha di...
"relax ho ja, aur le pani pee..."
"mujhe pyas nahi hai..."khoon mera ab bhi garam tha....
"pee le pani ,kyunki iske baad main jo karne wala hoon usse tera gala sookh jayega..."
Uske baat ka maine koyi jawab nahi diya aur wo apne kandhe uchkata hua bola"teri marzi...."
usne apne jeb se cigarette ki packet nikali aur Bhupesh ko apne pass bulaya aur room me jal rahe bulb
ko off karne ke liye kaha....
"wapas on kar jake..."andhere me dhua udate hue usne bhu se wapas bulb ko on karne ke liye kaha aur
jab bhu ne wapas bulb ko on kar diya to wo bola....
"ab tu 100 baar bulb ko on karne ke baad bistar par aakar baith jana aur phhir uthkar bulb ko off kar
dena...chal shuru ho ja...."
Bhupesh ki pahle se hee sitti-pitti gum thi ,wo kya bolta...bina kuch bole wo Arun ke bed se board tak
200 chakkar marne laga......
"le pee..."on-off hote hue bulb ke beech me usne mujhe ek cigarette diya....
"meri adat nahi hai..."
"isiliye to pila raha hu, engineer saheb...jab tak nasha patti nahi karoge to engineer kaise banoge...."
mazboori me cigarette ko muh se lagana pada, bhaiya ke dwara di gayi naseehat me ye bhi tha ki main
cigarette aur sharab se door rahu, lekin yadi main us waqt ye sab nahi karta to unke dwara di gayi dusari
naseehat ,jisme unhone kaha tha ki ladayi - jhagda mat karna, wo toot jati.....
"dhua andar le...muh me rakhkar to pahli-dusari class ke launde bhi cigarette pee lete hai..."
maine waisa hee kiya, cigarette ke dhue ko andar liya...cigarette ke kash ko andar kya kheencha, pura ka
pura kaleja jaise bahar aa gaya, aur main khasne laga.....
"ek kash aur maar..."
Maine phhir kash andar liya aur nateeza wahi pahle jaise hee raha...
"ek kash aur..."
teesari baar himmat to nahi ho rahi thi, lekin us waqt koyi dusara rasta bhi nahi... bhu ab bhi bulb ko on-
off karne me laga hua tha....
"tere kitne round hue be.."
"80...." hanfte hue bhu ne jawab diya,
"beta abhi to aadhe bhi nahi hue,...chal shuru ho ja..."
teesari baar bhi maine cigarette ke dhue ko apne seene me ghusaya aur is baar khasne ke sath-sath meri
aankho se aansu bhi nikal gaye aur sar bhi ghoomane laga....
"aaj ke liye itna hee kafi hai, kal phhir milenge...."
Uska room se bahar jana tha ki main aur bhu bistar par let kar hanpne lage.....
"gand....gand...."bhu bas itna bol paya aur hanpne laga,
"kya gand-gand kar raha hai be..."
"gand maar li sale ne, chakkar aa raha hai, pani....pani..."wo phhir hanpne laga....
"idhar to BC sar hee ghoom raha hai...."apna sar pakad kar main bola...
"cigarette ka asar jyada der tak nahi rahta, don't worry..."
"worry gayi ma chudane, tu ja daudkar pani la..."
Arun ke waha se jana ke baad main bhu ki taraf muda, wo apne sar chhat ki taraf kiye hue hanf raa
tha....
"kyun beta, kya haal hai...maza aaya.."
"bahut maza aaya, dobara karne ka man raha hai...."
"jab se college me aaya hu, sala sab maar ke chale jate hai, ab deepika mam ko hee le le, aaj lab me sali
ne mera hath chut se hee touch karwa diya...."
"kya...."usne jaise hee ye suna uski sari thakan door ho gayi aur wo mere pass aakar bola"deepika mam
ke bahut charche hai college me ,jara sambhal kar...ek baar jisko tad leti hai, use chodkar sorry usse
chudwakar hee dam leti hai....sali caracterless hai..."
"tujhe kaise pata..."
"mera ek dost 2nd year me hai, usi ne bataya deepika ke jalwe ke baare me, usne ye bhi bataya ki isi
vajah se usko last year college se nikalne bhi wale the...lekin phhir hod aur uske beech .....lekin tu
fikar mat kar, tujhe wo chhod degi..."
"aise kaise chhod degi..."
"tere me wo baat hee nahi hai, wo unhi ladko ke sath setting karti hai jo handsome ho..."
"sala khud to bawarchi lagta hai aur mujhe bol raha hai, chal bhag yaha se..."
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