A wedding ceremony in village

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Garima kitchen ki slabe ki taraf muh kare khadi aur bihari kaka uske peeche zameen par pairo ke paas baithe the aur dhadakte dil ke saath garima ke apna ghaghra uthane ka intezaar kar rahe the. Kya wakai garima unke saamne apna ghaghra upar kar degi unhe ab bhi is baat par yakeen nahi ho raha tha. Kahi garima unke sath mazak to nahi kar rahi unhe test to nahi kar rahi par mana bhi wo kar nahi sakte the kyuki agar kahi ye baat sach hui to bewajah ye haath aya sunahra mauka unke haath se nikal jaega. Yahi sochte hue wo garima ke agle kadam ka intezaar kar hi rahe the ki garima ne haule haule apne haath neeche ki taraf lejakar apne ghaghre ke nichle chhor ko apne dono haatho me tham liya. Kuchh pal yuhi khadi rahi yu jhuke hone uski phoole hue kulho ka sudaul akaar uske ghaghre me se saaf nazar aa raha tha.



Garima ka yu jhuke hue khade rehna kaka ko shashankit kar raha tha ki kahi usne apna irada badal to nahi diya. Wo ye sab soch hi rahe the ki garima ke haath dubara upar ki taraf jane lage aur sirf haath hi nahi un haatho me thama uska ghaghra bhi uske haatho ke sath upar hota ja raha tha aur garima mansal jaanghe har beette pal ke sath bihari kaka ke saamne nangi hoti ja rahi thi. Ghaghra behad ahista ahista apna ghaghra upar karti gai karti gai jab tak ghaghra uski chaddi ke upar nahi pahuch gai. Garima ka ghaghra puri tarah upar uth chuka tha aur uski kasi hui kali chaddi jo bamushkil uske chaude bhari kulho ki dhak pane ki nakam koshish kar rahi thi ab kaka ke saamne puri tarah beparda tha. Kaka ko apni aankho par yakeen nahi ho raha tha ki garima ne vastav me apna ghaghra utha diya. Yu to unhone kal raat hi garima ki nangi chut dekhi bhi thi aur chodu bhi thi par aaj ki baat kuchh alag hi thi kyuki jab aurat apni marzi se apna badan dikhati hai to alag excitement hota hai. Kal garima ne jo kuchh kara nashe me kara par aaj usne sab kuchh jante boojhte soch samajh kar apna ghaghra uthaya tha.



Kaka apalak se garima ki us kali chaddi aur unme se thoda thoda idhar udhar se jhakte uske bade bads kulho ko hi nihaar rahe the. Wo kis kaam se garima ke peeche baithe the garima ne kyu apna ghaghra upar kara ye baat unke dhyan se hi utar gai aur shayad unhe dhyan aati bhi nahi agar garima khud unhe na tokti.
Garima: Kaka O bihari kaka kya hua aap to chupchap baithe hai maalish nahi karni kya.
Kaka to jaise kisi neend se jaage: Ha hmm hai ha ha karta hu karta hu.
Kaka ne katori se thoda tel apne haatho me liya aur use apne haatho me chupad kar apne hath garima ke kulho ki taraf bada diye. Aur chaddi ke kinare se bahar nikle kulho ke hisso par hi maalish karne lage. Par garima ne to unhe apne kulho ka poorna deedar karane ka faisla kar liya tha.
Garima: Bihari kaka maalish kya meri chaddi ke upar se hi kar doge.
Kaka: Hai kya jee
Garima: Jee maalish kya chaddi ke upar se hi kar doge chaddi to neeche karo meri mai ghaghra pakde hu nahi to mai hi kar deti to abhi aap hi kardo taki achhe se maalish kar sako.

Kaka ne dhadakte dil ke sath garima ki chaddi ke siro ko dono taraf se tham liya. Garima badi kushalta se bihari kaka ko apne triya charitra ke darshan kara rahi thi. Bihari kaka ne bhi garima ki baat mante hue apna thook gatakte hue garima ki chaddi ko neeche sarkana shuru kar diya aur use neeche karte gae karte gae jab uske kulhe puri tarah nange nahi ho gae aur garima ki chaddi uske ghutno tak neeche kar di.



Ab garima ke bade bade kulhe unke saamne puri tarah nange the jinpar bihari kaka pehle din se fida the. Bihari kaka ka man to kar raha tha ki aapn chehra aage un bade bade tarboozo ko apne daanto me bhar le unhe upar se neeche tak chat le par kahi aisa karne se garima naraz na ho jae aur jo kuchh mil raha hai wo bhi haath se nikal jae yahi soch kar unhone apni bhavnao ko kabu me rakha. Aur apne haatho me dubara dher sara tel malkar garima ke kulho par haule haule maalish karna shuru kardi.



Apne chutado ki naram tvacha par kaka ke khurdure jhurridaar haatho ka sparsh garima ko alag hi anand ki anubhuti kara raha tha. Usne apni aankho ko band karke kitchen slabe ko kaskar tham liya par kaka ka yu haule haule uske kulho ko dabana use gawara nahi thi wo to chahti thi ki kaka uske chutado ko masal kar rakh de.
Garima: Kaka aisa lag raha hai jaise aap meri kulho ki maalish nahi kar rah waha cream laga rahe hai. Thoda zor lagaiye taki mujhe bhi kuchh aram mile mera dard door ho.
Kaka: Theek hai bitiya.
Kaka ne apne haatho ki pakad garima ke kulho par mazboot kardi aur apne haatho ki giraft me lekar garima ke kulho kl kas kas kar masalne dabane lage. Kaka ke yu takat lagane se Garima ko ab jada maza aa raha tha.

Garima (man me): Kya baat hai buddhe badi takat hai tere haatho me chinta na kar aaj raat bhar me teri sari takat nichod kar rakh dungi. Kal raat to tere man me ek dar tha jis wajah se tu puri takat nahi laga paya par aaj tera sara dar door karke tujhe puri takat se chodne ko majboor kar dungi taki tu bhi maza le aur mujhe bhi is gaanv me meri aakhiri raat me bharpoor maza aae. Aur ab bhi bitiya keh raha hai agar teri koi beti hoti to kya uske chutad bhi aise masalta tharki buddhe.
Garima chupchap waha khade khade ek 56 saal ke buddhe se apane kulhe masalwa rahi thi aur bihatri kaka bhi puri tabiyat se apne kaam me lage the par isse aage badne ki unme himmat nahi thi. Par garima to aaj puri tayaari se aai thi aur ab samay tha is khel ko uske doosre charan me le jane ka aur iske liye kya karna tha wo garima ne soch liya tha.



Garima: Bihari Kaka aapse ek baat poochu.
Kaka: Ha ha bitiya poocho mai kyu bura manuga.
Garima: Jeetu ne bataya tha apni maa ki bare me ki wahut sundar aur gori chitti thi aue mai to samanya si hu koi bahut jada sundar bhi nahi hu phir kal raat aap mujhe apni biwi kaise samajh baithe.
Kaka: Kisne kaha aapse ki aap sundar nahi koi aankh ka andha hi hoga.
Garima: Mere pati kehte hai ki unke liye badi khoobsurat khoobsurat ladkiyo ke rishte aae the par unke maa baap ne mujhe pasand kara.
Kaka: Are nahi nahi bitiya wo mazak me kehte honge aap to bala ki khoobsurat ho shayad humaar biwi se bhi jada khoobsurat.
Garima: Nahi mazak to aap kar rahe ho.
Kaka: Nahi bitiya hum sach keh rahe hai ganga maiya ki saugandh.
Garima ne jaanboojh kar aisa kaha tha kyuki wo janti thi aisa kehne par kaka usne husna ki tareef karne se khud ko rok nahi paenge. Kaka se apne husna ki tareef karwane ke kaab garima ne apna agla paitra chala.

Garima: Achha kaka kya mujhme aur aapki biwi me koi samanta thi jo aap mujhe apni biwi samajh baithe sach sach bataiyega.
Kaka: Ha bitiya tumhara deel daul bahut kuchh humaar biwi jaisa hi hai.
Garima: Deel daul se apka matlab zara khulkar bataiye kya kya milta hai humara jhijhakiye mat jab apse kal raat ke liye gussa nahi hu to ye baat to khud mai pooch rahi hu iska kyu bura manugi.
Kaka: Bitiya uska badan bhi tumhaar tarah gadraya hua tha.
Garima: Gadraya badan kya hota hai.
Garima ki baate kaka ka dhyan uske gadrae badan ki taraf akarshit kar rahi thi aur kahi na kahi kaka ko uttejit kar rahi thi aur wo uttejna garima ke kulho par padte uske haatho ke dabaav se saaf pata chal rahi thi.



Kaka: Ab kya batae hum bitiya kaise batae.
Garima: Bataiye na humne kaha na hum bura nahi manege gadraya badan kaisa hota hai.
Kaka: Jab aurat ke har ang par charbi bharpoor ho to use hi gadraya badan kehte hai.
Garima: Matlab mota yani mai aur apki biwi mote the.
Kaka: Na itna mota ki bhadda lage aur na itna patla ki kisi ang ko haatho me lo haddiya tak pakad me aa jae. Gadraya Badan to wo hota hai ki kisi bhi ang ko haatho me lo to aisa ehsaas ho koi gudgudi cheez pakdi hai na ki haddi ka dhacha.
Garima: Ye to rahi overaal badan ki baat par koi vishesh ang aisa nahi tha jo humara ek jaisa ho.
Kaka: Aapki kamar bilkul humaar biwi ki tarah mansal gudgudi aur chikni hai uski kamar me bhi aise hi do do bal padte the.
Garima jaanboojh kar ka ko apne har ang ki tareef karne ko majboor karke unka dhyan apne apne ek ek ang par le ja rahi thi.

Garima: Aur
Kaka bhi ab josh me aa chuka tha: Aur apki ye moti moti bhari bhari jaanghe humari biwi ki jaanghe bhi apke jaisi bhari bhari thi.
Ye batate batate kaka ka dhyan swatah hi garima ki jaangho par pahuch gaya.
Garima: Aur
Kaka: Aur aapki hasi bilkul humari biwi jaisi hai sundar si pyari si.
Garima: Aur kuchh hia humme jo apko apki biwi ki yaad dilata hai.
Kaka kuchh pal ko chup ho gaya, garima bhi samajh gai ki ab wo jin ango ke bare batana chah rahe unke bare me bolne se hichkicha rahe hai.
Garima: Maine aapse kaha nai khul kar kahiye mai yaha aapse khul kar baat kar rahi hu aapke samne yu khul kar khadi hu aur ap ab bhi hichak rahe hai. Mai yaha sirf apke andar ka guilt door karne aai hu sach me isliye khul kar boliye.
Kaka: Apke choochi mera matlab hai ki apke ye bhari bhari stan humaar biwi ke bhi ye bahut bade bade the.

Garima apne stano ki tareef sun kar sharma gai.
Garima halka halka haste hue: Achha to inhe choochiya kehte hai ye to hume aaj pata chala hum to inhe boobs ya doodh hi kehte the.
Garima ka yu khul kar baat karna kaka ko bhi ab thoda frank kara raha tha. Garima ke kitchen me aane par jo dar kaka ke man me tha wo ab thoda thoda door ho raha tha. Par puri tarah khulne ki ab bhi usme himmat nahi thi.
Garima: Kya koi aur ang bacha humara jo apko apki biwi ki yaad dilata hai.
Kaka: Jee ek jagah aur hai.
Garima: To wo bhi bata dijiye.
Kaka: Apke ye koolhe ye mote mote bade bade koolhe humaar biwi ke koolhe bhi pure gaanv me sabse bade the hum to shaadi se pehle uske koolho ka size dekhkar use pasand kar liye the.
Itna kehte kehte kaka ek pal ko behek sa gaya aur apna chehra garima ke koolho ke nazdeek le gaya aur ek gehri saas lete hue uske koolho se aati mehek ko soonghne laga. Garima ko bhi kaka ki saso ki garmahat apne koolho par mehsoos ho rahi thi. Garim ko bhi isme badi kinky feeling aa rahi thi par usne apni bhavnao par kabu rakha aur ye zahir nahi hone diya ki use pata chal gaya ki kaka uski gaand soongh raha hai.



Garima: To apko mote koolhe wali aurte achhi lagti hai.
Kaka: Behad
Bihari Kaka puri tarah garima ki koolho ki mahek me magan the aur isi maganta me wo haami bhar gae. Par jab unhe apne jawab ka ehsaas hua ki wo kya bol gae to ekdum sakpaka gae.
Kaka: Jee mera matlab hai ki mai wo keh raha tha ki aisa nahi hai wo darasal bus apka deel daul humaar biwi jaisa tha to bus wo......
Garima: Jee mai samajh gai ki mai uparse neeche tak apko biwi ki yaad dilati hu isiliye aap wo sab kar baithe.
Kaka: Jee jee ha ha yahi baat hai.
Garima: Chaliye jo hua so hua uske liye na puri tarah aap doshi hai na mai hum dono nashe me the aur nashe me hum wo sab kar baithe par mujhe khushi hai ki nashe me hi sahi meri wajah se aap jis biwi ko din raat yaad karte hai ek raat ke liye hi sahi apko uske saath hone ka ehsaas mila. Shayad isilye wo sab hua.
Kaka: Phir bhi hum bahut sharminda hai kal raat jo hua.
Garima: Chaliye hum yaha itni raat me aae hi isliye thi ki aapki sharmindagi aur dar ko door kar sake aur mujhe lagta hai ab mujhse yu khul kar baat karke aap achha feel kar rahe honge.
Kaka: Jee

Ab Bihari Kaka kya batate ki uske chutado ko masalte hue wo kya kya feel kar rahe the. Wo to apni imagination me uski gaand me lund bhi pel diye the.
Garima: Waise ab mere koolho ka dard bhi theek lag raha hai to mai apna ghaghra neeche kar leti hu.
Kaka ke dil par to jaise vajrapaat ho gaya. Unka bus chalta to saari raat yuhi garima ke koolho ko masalte rehte par ab garima ne fullstop laga diya to bechare kar bhi kya sakte the. Beman se unhone apne haath peechhe kheech liye aue garima ne apna ghaghra neeche karke apni chaddi ko upar chada liya. Khud ko theek karke garima bihari kaka ki taraf palti jo ab bhi neeche zameen par baithe the.
Garima smile karte hue: Ab apne man me koi sharmindagi mat rakhiyega na ye sochiyega ki mere man me apke liye koi bura bhav hai mai ab apko samajh gai hu. Aur ha kal raat humare beech jo bhi hua wo sirf humare beech me rahega mai us bare me kisi se kuchh nahi kahungi apni saheliyo ya apne ghar pe bhi nahi.



Kaka uthkar garima ke saamne haath jodkar khade ho gae : Jee bahut bahut shukriya apka dil sach me bahut bada hai.
Garima: Aur koolhe bhi aapki biwi ki tarah aap hi ne to bataya na. (Khilkhila kar haste hue)
Kaka thoda jhepte hue: Kya aap bhi.
Garima: Achha ab hum chalte hai ap bhi aram kariye aur apni biwi ko itna mat yaad kara kariye duniya me aur bhi cheeze hai unme dil lagaiye.
Kaka: Ab kya kare bitiya din to kat jata hai par raat me akelepan me nirmala yaad aa hi jati hai. Ye akelapan cheez hi aisi hai kya kar sakte hai. Ab ye akelapan to humari maut ke sath hi jaega.
Garima: Mai samajh sakti hu aap kitna akela mehsoos karte honge. Kash mai apki kuchh madad kar sakti. Chaliye ap aram kariye mai bhi chalti hu.
Kaka ko bhi beman se haa karni padi. Kaka ko good night kehkar garima waha se chal di aur kamre se bahar nikal gai aur bechare apna khada lund ragadte hue use peeche apni gaand matkate hue jate dekhte reh gae.



Par garima ek anubhavi mahila thi wo bhale hi neha ki tarah kheli khai nahi hui thi par yaha aane ke baad uska mardo ki jin hawas bhari nazro aur niyat se samna hua usne chand dino me hi use mardo ka expert bana diya tha. Aur wo samajh gai thi wasna ki chingari ko jitna hawa di jae stree purush me milan ki aag utna hi bad jati hai uske hariya ke case me bhi yahi hua tha hariya ne bhi uski wasna ko itna bada diya tha wo usse milan karne se khud ko rok nahi pai. Aur yahi ab wo bihari kaka ke sath kar rahi thi. Bihari kaka to bechare man masos kar wapas apni chatai par akar let gae aur garima ko yaad kar karke hi apna lund masalne lage. Par garima seediyo se wapas jane ki bajae darwaaze ki jhirri se unhe apna lund masalte dekh rahi thi.
Garima man me: Bihari kaka kai raat mere khane me neend ki goli milkar sirf mere pet par lund khad kar chale jate the na aur mujhe wo maza mehsoos bhi nahi karne dete the uski itni saza to jhelni hi hogi. Par chinta na kare saza ke baad maza bhi bharpoor milega. Ab samay aa gaya hai apna final step lene ka.

Garima apna aakhiri vaar karne ko tayaar thi kya chal raha tha uske dimaag me. Ek taraf to wo kaka ko uttejit karke tadapne ki saza me chhod kar chaldi ab kis tarah wo kaka ki is saza ko maza me badalne wali thi wo to Garima aur Bihari Kaka ke milan ke is aakhiri update me pata chalne wala tha. Pichhle teen charan me usne kaka ke wasna roopi jis lohe ko garam kara tha ab samay tha us par apni kamukta ke lohe ki antim chot karne ki. Jitna buildup hona tha ho chuka tha jitna intezaar hona tha ho chuka tha ab samay tha ek bade update ka Bihari kaka aur Garima ke milan ka.