21-02-2019, 08:24 PM
Update 12
"isko to aisa chodunga ki iske chut aur gand ke sath sath muh se bhi khoon nikal jaye...."
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Apna naam meri beeti zindagi me sunkar mere khas dost Varun ne mujhe meri college life se bahar
ghaseeta....
"abey, ye 7 saal se lagatar fail hone wale ladke ka naam Varun kase hai..."
"ab tu ye uske baap se puchh, ki usne uska naam Varun kyun rakkha..."
"le yar ek aur peg bana..."Arun ne apni khali glass meri taraf badhayi, aur maine Varun ki taraf....
"raat ho gayi kya..."maine uthane ki koshish ki ,lekin sar ghoom raha tha, isliye wapas baith gaya...
"din hai be abhi...dopahar ke 12 baj rahe hai..."Varun ne peg banakar glass meri taraf badhaya aur
bola"aage bata, canteen ke baad kya hua..."
"canteen ke baad..."
mujhse yadi us waqt koyi kuch aur puchhta to shayad main nahi bata pata, lekin meri college me beeti zindagi mujhe is tarah yaad thi ki raat ko 12 baje bhi koyi utha ke puchhe to main use bata doon..
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us din canteen ki harkat ne mujhe jhanjhod kar rakh diya, Arun bhi chup baitha hua tha, main buri tarah
gusse me tha, aur jab canteen wala humara order lekar aaya to main bola...
"ab tu hee kha BC..."
main waha se gusse me utha aur Canteen se bahar aa gaya, Arun bhi peechhe-peechhe tha...
"Arman, rook na be,..."Arun daud kar mere samne khada ho gaya aur mujhe rok kar bola"bhool ja..."
" us laundiya ka kya naam hai , bata sali ko chod ke aata hoon..."
"uska name to mujhe bhi nahi maloom..."aisa bolte bolte Arun ne mujhe gale laga liya, pata nahi sale me
kya jadu tha ki mera gussa shant hone laga....
"door chal, main gay nahi hoon..."jab mera gussa puri tarah shant ho gaya to maine kaha...
"ek baat bata, tujhe Varun ke sath wali ladki maal lagi na..."mujhse alag hote hue Arun ne mujhse
puchha...
"maal to hai, isiliye to uska name puchha "
"to bhai, use bhool ja, Warna Varun nanga karke daudayega..."
"wo utni bhi hot nahi hai ki main uske liye pure college me nanga daudu...now concentrate only on
deepika mam "
Uske baad hum dono apni class ki taraf aaye, first year ki sari class aas-pass hee thi, isliye recess me har
branch ki ladkiyo ko line mara ja sakta tha....hum dono apni class ke bahar khade students ke pass jakar
khade ho gaye,jaha group bana kar kuch ladke baate kar rahe the aur jaisa ki maine socha tha topic girls
par hee tha.....
"kaha gaye the yar..."Naveen ne hum dono se hath milaya aur puchha...
"canteen..."Arun ne jawab diya...
"Canteen "uski aankhe na jaane kitni badi ho gahi ye jaan kar jab usne suna ki hum dono
canteen se hokar aaye hai....
"kya hua..."Uski badi -badi aankho ko dekhkar maine puchha...
"ragging hui ,tum dono ki..."
Ragging....ye sunkar main aur Arun ek dusare ki aankho me jhakne lage aur sochane lage ki ise kya bola
jaye...
"nahi...kisi ne ragging nahi li..."
"aaj to bach gaye ,lekin kal se udhar mat jana, seniors dera daal ke rahte hai udhar...."
"to kya hua, phhati hai kya..."ye lafz maine aise kaha, jaise kuch der pahle Varun ki us hot item ne nahi
balki maine uske face par samosa dala ho.....
"dekh bhai, jaankari dena apna kaam tha..."Naveen bola
"waise aur kaha-kaha ye seniors pakadte hai hume..."
"teen jagah fixed hai, first canteen, second city bus and third one is hostel...."
Hum is masle par kuch der aur bhi baat karte lekin uske pahle hee waha khade ladko me se kisi ek ne
topic ko change karke, apne college ki haseenao par goal mara.....aur is mamle me sabse pahla name jo
aaya wo tha deepika mam,...sab yahi chah rahe the ki deepika mam unse set ho jaye, kuch tharkiyo ne
to ye tak bol diya tha ki...
"aaj college se jane ke baad deepika mam ko sochkar 61-62 karunga "
"tu bhi bol le kuch..."Arun ne mujhe kohani maari....
"main to us futiye Varun ki maal ko chodunga, wo bhi leta-leta kar..."
"Varun..."ye name sunkar sab chup hokar meri taraf dekhne lage,..us sab mujhe aise dekh rahe the jaise
ki maine kisi ka murder karne ka public me elaan kar diya ho....
"maine to aise hee bol diya..."maine baat wahi khatam karni chahi...
"yar, aise mat bola kar, kahi se Varun ko maloom chal gaya to phhir panga ho jayega..."
Naveen ki baate sunkar maine charo taraf dekha aur jab confirm ho gaya ki ,humare gossip ko kisi ne
nahi suna to main bola...
"darta hu kya, "
"dekh, jyada sher mat baniyo, warna pol khul javegi..."Arun mere kaan me fusfusaya....
Kuch der aur college ki ladkiyo ke baare me baate karte hue, humne apna samay barbaad kiya aur isi
beech mujhe aur bhi kaye sare facts maloom hue jo ki humare college me barso se chale aa rahe the....
1. Jab tum first year me hee raho ,tab hee koyi maal pata lo,warna pure 4 saal khali hath se kaam
chalana padega aur honth par ladki ke honth ki jagah boro plus laga kar rahna padega.... "
2. Humara college Govt. tha, isliye college ke principal aur teachers ko bhale hee respect na do ,lekin
waha kaam karne wale worker aur peon ko SIR kahkar bulana padega, jisse time aane par wo hume
lambi line se bacha sake....
Us din ek aur jaroori fact jo maloom chala wo ye tha ki...
3. Jab bhi koyi maal patao to use jaldi chod do, humare college me padhne walo ka manna tha ki
girlfriend ko chodne ke baad ladkiya, ladko se kisi strong chemical bond ki tarah bandh jati hai....
Us din aur bhi kuch maloom chalta yadi recess ke baad Mathematics wali mam na aati to....
"kitna baat karte ho tum log,pure Corridor me tum logo ki aawaz aa rahi hai..."samne wali bench par
apni books rakhkar Maths wali mam ne dialogue mara....
Maths wali mam ka naam Damyanti tha, jo baad me humare beech "DAMMO RANI" ke naam se famous
hui
"isko to aisa chodunga ki iske chut aur gand ke sath sath muh se bhi khoon nikal jaye...."
.
.
Apna naam meri beeti zindagi me sunkar mere khas dost Varun ne mujhe meri college life se bahar
ghaseeta....
"abey, ye 7 saal se lagatar fail hone wale ladke ka naam Varun kase hai..."
"ab tu ye uske baap se puchh, ki usne uska naam Varun kyun rakkha..."
"le yar ek aur peg bana..."Arun ne apni khali glass meri taraf badhayi, aur maine Varun ki taraf....
"raat ho gayi kya..."maine uthane ki koshish ki ,lekin sar ghoom raha tha, isliye wapas baith gaya...
"din hai be abhi...dopahar ke 12 baj rahe hai..."Varun ne peg banakar glass meri taraf badhaya aur
bola"aage bata, canteen ke baad kya hua..."
"canteen ke baad..."
mujhse yadi us waqt koyi kuch aur puchhta to shayad main nahi bata pata, lekin meri college me beeti zindagi mujhe is tarah yaad thi ki raat ko 12 baje bhi koyi utha ke puchhe to main use bata doon..
.
.
us din canteen ki harkat ne mujhe jhanjhod kar rakh diya, Arun bhi chup baitha hua tha, main buri tarah
gusse me tha, aur jab canteen wala humara order lekar aaya to main bola...
"ab tu hee kha BC..."
main waha se gusse me utha aur Canteen se bahar aa gaya, Arun bhi peechhe-peechhe tha...
"Arman, rook na be,..."Arun daud kar mere samne khada ho gaya aur mujhe rok kar bola"bhool ja..."
" us laundiya ka kya naam hai , bata sali ko chod ke aata hoon..."
"uska name to mujhe bhi nahi maloom..."aisa bolte bolte Arun ne mujhe gale laga liya, pata nahi sale me
kya jadu tha ki mera gussa shant hone laga....
"door chal, main gay nahi hoon..."jab mera gussa puri tarah shant ho gaya to maine kaha...
"ek baat bata, tujhe Varun ke sath wali ladki maal lagi na..."mujhse alag hote hue Arun ne mujhse
puchha...
"maal to hai, isiliye to uska name puchha "
"to bhai, use bhool ja, Warna Varun nanga karke daudayega..."
"wo utni bhi hot nahi hai ki main uske liye pure college me nanga daudu...now concentrate only on
deepika mam "
Uske baad hum dono apni class ki taraf aaye, first year ki sari class aas-pass hee thi, isliye recess me har
branch ki ladkiyo ko line mara ja sakta tha....hum dono apni class ke bahar khade students ke pass jakar
khade ho gaye,jaha group bana kar kuch ladke baate kar rahe the aur jaisa ki maine socha tha topic girls
par hee tha.....
"kaha gaye the yar..."Naveen ne hum dono se hath milaya aur puchha...
"canteen..."Arun ne jawab diya...
"Canteen "uski aankhe na jaane kitni badi ho gahi ye jaan kar jab usne suna ki hum dono
canteen se hokar aaye hai....
"kya hua..."Uski badi -badi aankho ko dekhkar maine puchha...
"ragging hui ,tum dono ki..."
Ragging....ye sunkar main aur Arun ek dusare ki aankho me jhakne lage aur sochane lage ki ise kya bola
jaye...
"nahi...kisi ne ragging nahi li..."
"aaj to bach gaye ,lekin kal se udhar mat jana, seniors dera daal ke rahte hai udhar...."
"to kya hua, phhati hai kya..."ye lafz maine aise kaha, jaise kuch der pahle Varun ki us hot item ne nahi
balki maine uske face par samosa dala ho.....
"dekh bhai, jaankari dena apna kaam tha..."Naveen bola
"waise aur kaha-kaha ye seniors pakadte hai hume..."
"teen jagah fixed hai, first canteen, second city bus and third one is hostel...."
Hum is masle par kuch der aur bhi baat karte lekin uske pahle hee waha khade ladko me se kisi ek ne
topic ko change karke, apne college ki haseenao par goal mara.....aur is mamle me sabse pahla name jo
aaya wo tha deepika mam,...sab yahi chah rahe the ki deepika mam unse set ho jaye, kuch tharkiyo ne
to ye tak bol diya tha ki...
"aaj college se jane ke baad deepika mam ko sochkar 61-62 karunga "
"tu bhi bol le kuch..."Arun ne mujhe kohani maari....
"main to us futiye Varun ki maal ko chodunga, wo bhi leta-leta kar..."
"Varun..."ye name sunkar sab chup hokar meri taraf dekhne lage,..us sab mujhe aise dekh rahe the jaise
ki maine kisi ka murder karne ka public me elaan kar diya ho....
"maine to aise hee bol diya..."maine baat wahi khatam karni chahi...
"yar, aise mat bola kar, kahi se Varun ko maloom chal gaya to phhir panga ho jayega..."
Naveen ki baate sunkar maine charo taraf dekha aur jab confirm ho gaya ki ,humare gossip ko kisi ne
nahi suna to main bola...
"darta hu kya, "
"dekh, jyada sher mat baniyo, warna pol khul javegi..."Arun mere kaan me fusfusaya....
Kuch der aur college ki ladkiyo ke baare me baate karte hue, humne apna samay barbaad kiya aur isi
beech mujhe aur bhi kaye sare facts maloom hue jo ki humare college me barso se chale aa rahe the....
1. Jab tum first year me hee raho ,tab hee koyi maal pata lo,warna pure 4 saal khali hath se kaam
chalana padega aur honth par ladki ke honth ki jagah boro plus laga kar rahna padega.... "
2. Humara college Govt. tha, isliye college ke principal aur teachers ko bhale hee respect na do ,lekin
waha kaam karne wale worker aur peon ko SIR kahkar bulana padega, jisse time aane par wo hume
lambi line se bacha sake....
Us din ek aur jaroori fact jo maloom chala wo ye tha ki...
3. Jab bhi koyi maal patao to use jaldi chod do, humare college me padhne walo ka manna tha ki
girlfriend ko chodne ke baad ladkiya, ladko se kisi strong chemical bond ki tarah bandh jati hai....
Us din aur bhi kuch maloom chalta yadi recess ke baad Mathematics wali mam na aati to....
"kitna baat karte ho tum log,pure Corridor me tum logo ki aawaz aa rahi hai..."samne wali bench par
apni books rakhkar Maths wali mam ne dialogue mara....
Maths wali mam ka naam Damyanti tha, jo baad me humare beech "DAMMO RANI" ke naam se famous
hui
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