21-02-2019, 06:56 PM
Nahi koi gym wym nahi banaya hai aur gym hota to tumko pata hota na kahin chupa le rakhne wali chiz to hai nahi – main boli
Haan yar wahi to main soch rahi thi – wo boli
Bas yog karti ahi wo bhi main bhi – main boli
Oooh desi kudiyon ki desi kasrat shastriya vyayaam– wo chidhate hue boli
Jo bhi chaho kaho – main boli lekin mujhe apna kaam karne do
W uth kar bahar chali gayi aur thori hi der ke baad bhagti hui wapas aayi aur boli - hey gul shahnaz ke badan me haddiyan nahi hain kya ?
Kya matlab hai tumhara haddiyan nahi hain kya subah subah fir se bhang khakar aayi ho – main boli
Chalo dekho yaar mera dimagh ab mat kharab karo – wo ye kahte hue mujhe khinchti hui le gayi
Oooh to ye kah rahi ho tum arey ye to is ki practise hai aur ye is se kahin zyada flexible hai – main boli
Shahnaz ki peeth hum logon ki taraf thi aur wo ek tang pe khari thi usne apni left leg ko kandhe pe rakha hua tha fir us ne yahi apni dusri leg ke sath kiya fir usne apni leg ko peeth ki taraf se la kar ek hath se kande pe rakha aur isi tarah kuch der tak karti rahi fir dono hathon ko farsh pe tika kar ulti ulti khari ho gayi
Kya tum bhi aise kar leti ho wo boli
Kuch kuch to kar leti hun nahi lekin shahnaz ke itna nahi us ki bachpan se hi adat hai to ab wo aisi ho gayi hai – main boli
Hmmm tabhi to ye itni dubli patli teeli jaisi hai itni khtarnaak exercise jo kar rahi hai – wo boli
Tum bhi seekh lo– main boli
Nahi mujhe koi zarurat hai mujhe to dekh ke hi paseena choot raha hai – wo boli
Main fir wapas kitchen me aagayi chuzi bhi pas aakar khari ho gayi
Ye batao ye itni sari qualities tum logon me kyun koot koot kar bhari hui hain kya upar wale ko koi rishwat dekar aayi thi kya – wo boli
Main uski baathans dii , aisa kuch nahi hai chuzi ye sab apni mehnat aur lagan ka nateeja hai - main boli
Haan ye bat to thik hai mehnat to dikh rahi hai – wo boli aur hansne lagi
Acha ab jaldi se khilao yaar bahut bhookh lagi hai – wo boli
Kyun aaj itni bhookh kyun lagi hai tum ko tumhari to khane se dushmani rahti hai – main boli
Wo kya hai yar kal main so gayi thi aur raat ko kuch khaya hi nahi main soti rahi subah uthi to pata chala ki mujhe bahut jagaya gaya lekin main uthi hi nahi maine bas chai hi pi thi fir tum se bat hui main fatafat taiyar hui aur yahan aa gayi – wo boli
Hmm to laddu se hi pet bhar gya aap ka – main boli
Haan yar wahi to main soch rahi thi – wo boli
Bas yog karti ahi wo bhi main bhi – main boli
Oooh desi kudiyon ki desi kasrat shastriya vyayaam– wo chidhate hue boli
Jo bhi chaho kaho – main boli lekin mujhe apna kaam karne do
W uth kar bahar chali gayi aur thori hi der ke baad bhagti hui wapas aayi aur boli - hey gul shahnaz ke badan me haddiyan nahi hain kya ?
Kya matlab hai tumhara haddiyan nahi hain kya subah subah fir se bhang khakar aayi ho – main boli
Chalo dekho yaar mera dimagh ab mat kharab karo – wo ye kahte hue mujhe khinchti hui le gayi
Oooh to ye kah rahi ho tum arey ye to is ki practise hai aur ye is se kahin zyada flexible hai – main boli
Shahnaz ki peeth hum logon ki taraf thi aur wo ek tang pe khari thi usne apni left leg ko kandhe pe rakha hua tha fir us ne yahi apni dusri leg ke sath kiya fir usne apni leg ko peeth ki taraf se la kar ek hath se kande pe rakha aur isi tarah kuch der tak karti rahi fir dono hathon ko farsh pe tika kar ulti ulti khari ho gayi
Kya tum bhi aise kar leti ho wo boli
Kuch kuch to kar leti hun nahi lekin shahnaz ke itna nahi us ki bachpan se hi adat hai to ab wo aisi ho gayi hai – main boli
Hmmm tabhi to ye itni dubli patli teeli jaisi hai itni khtarnaak exercise jo kar rahi hai – wo boli
Tum bhi seekh lo– main boli
Nahi mujhe koi zarurat hai mujhe to dekh ke hi paseena choot raha hai – wo boli
Main fir wapas kitchen me aagayi chuzi bhi pas aakar khari ho gayi
Ye batao ye itni sari qualities tum logon me kyun koot koot kar bhari hui hain kya upar wale ko koi rishwat dekar aayi thi kya – wo boli
Main uski baathans dii , aisa kuch nahi hai chuzi ye sab apni mehnat aur lagan ka nateeja hai - main boli
Haan ye bat to thik hai mehnat to dikh rahi hai – wo boli aur hansne lagi
Acha ab jaldi se khilao yaar bahut bhookh lagi hai – wo boli
Kyun aaj itni bhookh kyun lagi hai tum ko tumhari to khane se dushmani rahti hai – main boli
Wo kya hai yar kal main so gayi thi aur raat ko kuch khaya hi nahi main soti rahi subah uthi to pata chala ki mujhe bahut jagaya gaya lekin main uthi hi nahi maine bas chai hi pi thi fir tum se bat hui main fatafat taiyar hui aur yahan aa gayi – wo boli
Hmm to laddu se hi pet bhar gya aap ka – main boli