A wedding ceremony in village

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Garima dheeme dheeme seedhiya utar rahi thi, uske har neeche jate kadam ke saath uska bacha khucha charitra bhi neeche jata ja raha tha. Garima seediya utar kar seedha kitchen ki taraf bad chali. Kitchen ke darwaze par pahuch kar usne andar jhak kar dekha andar bihari kaka farsh par chadar bichhae apne sir par ek haath rakhe aankho ko band kare lete hue the. Wo so rahe the ya nahi ye to nahi kaha ja sakta tha par aaj subah ki ghatna ke baad unke armaan zaroor so gae the ab samay tha un armano ko wapas jagane ka. Ek 32 saal ki mahila 56 saal ke buddhe ko apna sab kuchh saupne ja rahi thi kaafi kuchh to wo kal raat hi saup chuki thi par tab bhi ek cheez bachi thi uska samman kyuki kal raat jo bhi hua wo usne un bhang ke ladduo ka avran od kar kara par aaj to wo aavran bhi nahi tha. Kal to usne ek 12-13 saal ki garima ka swang rach karke apne hawas ki aag shant karli par aaj jo karna tha wo is 32 varshiya garima ko khud karna tha.



Kitchen ke gate par pahuch kar garima ne darwaaze par ek tez khatkhat ki jise sun kar bihari kaka ki neend toot gai aur unki gardan swatah hi awaz ki disha me ghoom gai aur kitchen ke darwaaze par garima ko yu khade dekh wo hadbada kar uth baithe.
Kaka- Memsaab aap yaha, k k kuchh kaam tha.
Garima- Memsaab Bitiya se seedha Memsaab.
Kaka ne sharm se apni nazre jhuka li- Kya kare memsaab bitiya kehne ka haq to hum kho diye hai kal raat jo hum aapke saath kiye uske liye upar wala hume kabhi maaf nahi karega.
Garima- Isiliye aap uparwale ka kaam aaj khud karne wale the un neend ki goliyo ko khakar.
Kaka- Aur kya karte kaha muh chhupate apna mana apne bhang ke laddu kha liye the par hum to hosh me the hum kaise behek gae.
Garima- Par behoshi ka asar to aap par bhi tha subah aap mere bhi baad uthe isse saaf hai ki aapne bhi wo bhang ke laddu khae the warna agar aap raat me mere sath wo sab karke yaha aa jate to mujhe kuchb pata chalta hi nahi. Par aap bhi wahi so gae isse saaf zahir hai ki aap bhi nashe me the.

Garima ki baat sunkar to kaka ka muh khula ka khula reh gaya unhe to apni safai me kuchh jawab nahi soojh raha tha yaha to khud victim hu muzrim ki pairvi karne laga.
Kaka- Ha bitiya shayad yahi hua hoga humne bhi tumhare sath wo bhang ka laddu kha liya hoga aur bhang ke nashe me hume yaad nahi aya. Ha aisa hi hua hoga.
Garima- Memsaab se phir Bitiya achha hai, Par bhang ke nashe me hone ke bawjood bhi aapne wo sab to kara na mere sath. Aur insaan nashe me wahi sab karta hai jo wo actual me karna chahte hai to matlab ye sab karna chahte the tabhi bhang ke nashe ne apko ye sab karne ko majboor kiya.
Garima ki baat sunkar Kaka ek baar phir sakpaka gae unhe to laga tha garima unke prati thoda naram ho rahi hai par achanak se badle tevar ne phir se unki bolti band kardi. Wo to badi jaldi memsaab se dubara bitiya par aa gae the garima ne phir se unhe backfoot par dhakel diya.



Kaka: Memsaab wo mai mai wo.....
Garima: Pehle aap decide kar lijiye ki aap mujhe kya bulana chahte hai jo apka dil sach me chahta hai wo bulaiye mujhe. Ye memsaab bitya memsaab karke khud ko aur mujhe confuse na kariye.
Ab kaka kahe to tab jab unhe kuchh samajh aa raha ho wo to garima ke tevar ko samajh hi nahi pa rahe the ki wo tevar uske paksha me hai ya vipaksha me.
Garima: Mai samajh sakti hu ki patni ke chale jane ke baad itne saalo tak patni ke bina jeena pada aapko. Din ka ujala to kaam ki bhag daud aur jeetu aur baki logo ke beech kat jata hoga par raat ki khamoshi aur akelapan apko bechain kar dete honge. Aap apni patni ko bahut miss karte honge aur aise bhang ke nashe me mainapke paas aai to mujhme hi apko apni biwi nazar aai hogi aur apni biwi ke dhoke me aap mere sath wo sab kar baithe.
Garima ki baat sunkar Kaka ki phir se jaan me jaan aai ki haa ye baat chal jaegi.

Kaka: Ha ha bitiya bilkul yahi hua tha (rote hue) bahut yaad karte hai hum apni nirmala ko, jeetu ko janam dete hi hume chhod kar chali gai. Jeetu bahut chhota tha to dusri shaadi kaise kar lete pura jeewan akele hi guzaar diya kal raat bhang ke nashe me jab tum humare paas aai to hum tohka hi apni nirmala samajh liye aur uu sab kar baithe. Humse bahut badi galti hui gai humka maaf kardo.
Garima: Agar gussa hoti to itni raat me yu akele me aapke paas na baithe hoti.
Kaka: Matlab kal raat jo hua uske liye aap mujhse gussa nahi ho.
Garima: Kal raat ke liye to nahi par aaj subah jo hua uske liye zaroor gussa hu.
Kaka: Jee mai kuchh samjha nahi.
Garima: Are mana nashe ki halat me aap behek gae aur mujhe apni patni samajh kar wo sab kar baithe par itni si baat par aap apni jaan dene nikal pade.
Kaka: Aapse itna bura bhala sunne ke baad aur kya karta kuchh samah nahi aya mujhe.
Garima: Manti hu mai gussa hui par us condition me mai aur kya react karti par mera gussa thanda hone ke baad apko mujhr sari baat samjhne ki koshish karni chahiye na ki apni jaan lene ki. Ab dekhiye na apko bachane ke chakkar me mai seediyo se gir padi.

Kaka ko ab thoda relax feel ho raha tha ki garima ne kal raat ke liye use maaf kar diya. Warna wo to subah se isi dar me tha ki kahi wo is bare me lakhan singh se na bata de.



Kaka: Mujhe maaf kar dijiye meri wajah se apko chot lagi.
Garima: Ab maafi mang rahe hai subha se to ek baar bhi poochne nahi aae ki kaisi hai chot dard to nahi ho raha.
Kaka: Aisa nahi hai bitiya man to bada kar raha tha poochne ka par himmat nahi ho rahi thi tumhare saamne aane ki. Par maine jeetu ko bheja tha tumhare paas lekar maalish ke liye.
Garima: Mujhe chot jeetu ki wajah ss nahi lagi thi apki wajah se lagi thi apko poochne ana chahiye tha.
Kaka: Ha ana to chahiye tha meri galti hai par ab pooch leta hu ab sahi hai na chot jeetu ne achhe se maalish kardi thi na.
Garima: Ha jaha jaha wo kar sakta tha aur mai karwa sakti thi waha waha kardi thi par wo bhi ek jawan ladka hai ab har jagah usse maalish nahi karwa sakti na.
Kaka: Jee mai samjha nahi
Garima: Are seedi se mai kulho ke bal giri thi to waha bhi dhamak lagi thi par ab usse waha par maalish nahi karwa sakti thi na to kewal kamar kamar ki karwa li thi.



Bihari kaka to waise bhi garima ke kulho ke kuchh jada hi deewane the. Pehli baar garima ke kulho ko uske peticote ke upar se hi dekh kar wo apni dhoti me hi jhad gae the. Aise me garima ke muh se uske kulho ka zikra sun kar unke zehen me wahi drashya taza ho gaya. Aur wo sochne lage ki kaash unhe garima ke kulho ki maalish karne ka mauka mil jata. Par unhe kya pata tha ki 24 ghanto me ek pal aisa hota hai jab aap upar wale se jo mango mil jata hai aur shayad ye wahi pal tha.
Garima: Kya sochne lage aap.
Kaka: Ha hmm kuchh nahi kuchh bhi to nahi.
Garima: Waise aap bura na mano to ek baat kahu.
Kaka: Ha bilkul mai kyu bura manuga.
Garima: Ab jeeti se to mai apne kulho ki maalish nahi karwa sakti thi par ab aap to mujhe bina kapdo ke dekh hi chuke ho bhale hi nashe me dekha ho par dekha to hai to kya aap mere kulho ki maalish kar sakte ho.



Kaka ko apne kano par yakeen nahi ho raha tha ki jo unhone suna wo sach hai. Abhi chand second pehle unhone upawale se ye wish mangi aur 4G se bhi tez speed se uparwale ne wo wish puri bhi kardi. Par kaka ko ab bhi ye ek mazak lag raha tha.
Kaka halke halke haste hue: Kya mazak kar rahi ho aap.
Garima serious hote hua: Apko kyu lag raha mai mazak kar rahi hu mai serious hu. Mere koolhe ab bhi dard kar rahe hai aur jeetu se yaha maalish nahi karwana chahti aur khud kar nahi pa rahi to mujhe apka khayal aya. Par agar apko koi dikkat hai to koi baat nahi kal raat tak ki baat hai kal mai apni saheliyo ke paas pahuch jaungi unse karwa lungi.
Achanak kaka ko haath ya laddu haatho se nikalta mehsoos hua to usne use lapak kar use pakad liya.

Kaka: Are nahi nahi bitiya aisi baat nahi hai mai mana kaha kar raha hu bus mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha mai ye kaise karunga.
Garima: Jaise kal wo sab kara tha.
Kaka: Jee matlab
Garima: Are matlab ab mera kuchh apse kaha chhupa sab kuchh to aap kal hi dekh chuke ho to mai kitchen ki slabe ke paas peticote upar karke khadi ho jaungi aur aap mere peeche baith kar meri chaddi thoda neeche sarka ke mere kulho par maalish kar dena. Agar apko dikkat na ho to.
Garima ka erotic proposal sunkar hi kaka ka khoon unki naso me tez tez daudne laga. Unka ling dhoti ke andar apna akaar bada kar apne maun samarthan ke sanket dene laga. Aur apne thook ko gatakte hue bihari kaka ne sir hilakar apni sehmati zahir kar di. Garima bhi man hi man apni chalaki par muska di aur sochne lagi ki tu mana bhi kaise karta tharki buddhe meri gaand
dekhkar to tu dhoti me hi jhad gaya tha to bhala ye mauka kaise chhodta. Tu bhi kamal hai garima subah bete se gaand masalwai aur baap teri gaand masalne ko vyakul hua ja raha hai.

Kaka fauran lapak kar kitchen me wo tel ki sheeshi dhoondne lage aur garima uth kar kitchen slabe ke paas akar khadi ho gai. Bihari Kaka badhawas se kitchen ke saaman me wo tel wali seeshi dhoond rahe the. Jab insaan jada hi excited hita hai to uska dimag kaam karna band kar deta hai kuchh yahi sthiti is bihari kaka ki thi jo din bhar kitchen me kaam karne wale insaan ko bhi ek tel ki sheeshi dhoondni pad rahi thi. Unki furti aur tezi dekhte hi ban rahi thi wo badi mushkil se apni khushi ko chhupane ka prayas kar rahe the par unki aankhe unki khushi ko zahir kar hi de rahi thi.



Garima ko bhi unki is vyakulta aur bhagam bhag par badi hasi aa rahi thi.



Aakhirkar wo tel ki sheeshi dhoond kar kaka use lekar garima ke paas le aae. Garima bhi ek halki si smile dete hue palat kar unki taraf peeth karke khadi ho gai aue kaka ek katori me tel lekar apne tezi se dhadakte dil ke saath uske peeche uske pairo ke paas zameen par baith gae.

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