13-05-2020, 05:42 PM
Champa aur kamla ki baatein nahi smajha paya. Main ball lekar wapas aa raha tha tabhi peeche se darwaza kholne ka awaz aya. Mai murke dekha ke woh dono bahaar aa rahe hai. Kamla aur champa masi dono hi mujhe dekha aur chowk gayi.
Champa masi: arey beta...... tum yahan?
Main: ball neeche aa gaya to lene ayaa tha masi.
Kamla : champa..... yeh pyara sa baccha kaun hai?
Champa: yeh hi to hai malkin ka beta.
Kamla: arey wahhhh..... kitna pyara baccha hai. Kitna khubsurat hai.
Kamla masi mere pass akar mere gaal pakar ke boli : wahhh... kitne pyare ho tum. Naam kya hai aapka beta?
Main: Rohan.... aunty.
Champa : jao beta..... aap upar jakaar khelo.
Main upar jaane laga tabhi peechey se sunaai diya kamla masi bol rahi hai champa masi ko kuch.
Kamla: arey champa tu boli thi ke yeh baccha bilkul apne maa ki tarah dikhta hai. Agar yeh sach hai to teri malkin to bahut hi sundari hogi kyunki yeh baccha to bahut khubsurat hai.
Champa: aur nahi to kya...... aap jisdin malkin ko dekhengi.... bus..... delhti hi rehe jaogi.
Kamla: ufffff... jaldi kar champa.... ab raha nahi jataa.
Main upar wapas aa gaya. Upar aakar dekha tv chal rahi hai par dadaji wahaan nahi hai. Main dadaji ke kamre mein jakar dekha par eahan nahi the. Phir bathroom ke paas gaya to under se kisi ki susu karne ki awaz aa rahi thi. Matlab dadaji bathroom mein hai. Main wapas aa gaya aur socha ekbar mummy ke paas jata hoon. To main mummy ke kamre ke paas gaya. Kamre ke paas jaate hi under se mummy ki sshhhh.. ahhhhhh... ummmmm aisi awazein aane lagi. Main kamre ke bahar us khirki se dikhta hua woh mirror se under dikha mummy bed pe soyi hui hai par mummy fir se angraai le rahi hai, bar bar apne jism par hat ghuma rahi hai aur apna honth chaba rahi hai. Mummy pair se pair ko ghis rahi hai. Mujhe yeh dekhkar fir se ajerb lagaa. Kyun bar bar mummy aisa kar rahi hai? Pehle to kabhi nahi dekha mummy ko aisa karte hue. Phir yahan aane ke baad kyun? Main yeh sab soch raha tha taahi dadaji peeche se aaye aur mujhe godi mein utha liya. Main ek pal ke liye darr gaya tha par dadaji ko dekhkar thik ho gaya. Dadaji mujhe godi mein uthaake boley...
Dadaji: beta aap yahan kya kar rahe ho? Under mummy ke paas jao
Main: dadaji mummy kaisi ajeeb harkat kar rahi hai.
Dadaji: accha.... zaraain bhi dekhu.
Yeh bolkey dadaji mujhe godi mein lekar us khirki ke paas gaye to unhone bhi mummy ko woh sab karte hue dekha. Mere liye mummy ka aisi harkatein ajeeb thi par maine dekha dadaji mummy ko aise karte hue dekhkar muskurake apne honthon par jiv ghumaya aur apne aap ko boley: uffff..... bahu.... tumhari yeh taraap aaj hi bujha dunga main.
Main : dadaji taraap matlab?
Dadaji : huh? Nahin nahin kuch nahi..... asal mein tumhari mummy ko kuch nahi hua hai. Bas aise hi angraai le rahi hai. Koi darrne ki baat nahi. Tum insab ko lekar chinta maat karo.
Main: mummy ko kuch hoga to nahin naa?
Dadaji haskar: ha... ha... ha... arey nahin beta.... aapki mummy bilkul fit hai. Aur agar zarurat pare toh main dawai dunga. Aisi dawai dunga jisse tumhari maa bilkul fit ho jaegi balki usey bahut maza bhi ayegaa. Aur haa...... yeh sab baat apni mummy se pochna mat... thik hai?
Main: accha dadaji.
Dadaji: theek hai beta..... ab chalo..... hum chad par jaate hai. Aaj main aapko dikhaunga ke main kaise vyaam karta hoon. Chalo.
Dadaji mujhe lekar upar chad pe chale aaye. Dadaji sirf ghar ke pant pehne hue thei. Lekin upar koi shirt nahi pehna tha. Dadaji apna exercise karne lagey aur mujhse baatein karne lagey. Mausam dekhkar lag raha tha thori der meun hi baarish shuru hogi. Main dadaji ke sath baat karte karte ghumne lagaa. Thori der baad meri nazar chad ke darwaze par pari. Yeh kya! Mummy wahan khari hui hai. Pata nahi kabse. Shayad mujhe dhundte hue upaar aayi hai. Lekin mummy ki nazar mere taraf nahi balki mere dadaji ke taraaf hai. Dadaji uswaqt chest expand exercise kar rahe thei. Unka chowra chaati ko meri mummy dekh rahi thi. Mummy aaj pehlibaar dadaji ko ek ajeeb nazar se dekh rahi thi. Tabhi dadaji ki nazar mummy ke upar pari aur dadaji haskar boley: arey bahu.... aao na.
Dadaji ke awaz se mummy ka dhyan toota. Mummy firse normal hokar under aa gayi. Thori der hum chad par ghume phir baarish shuru ho gayi toh hum wapas neeche aa gaye. Thori hi der mein baarish ka zor bar gaya. Lag raha tha yeh baarish toofan ka roop le legi.
Lekin mujhe kya pata tha bahaar ke toofan se bhi hazar guna vayanak toofan ghar ke under shuru hone jaa raha hai.
Shaam ko main dadaji aur mummy drawing room mein tv ke samne baithe hue the. Tabhi champa masi chaai lekaar aayi. Lekin champa masi ko dekhkar hi dadaji uthkar apne kamre mein chale gaye. Pata nahi kyun. Mummy ko chai dekar masi dadaji ke kamre mein chale gayein. Mummy apna serial dekh rahi thi par mujhe boring lag raha tha to maine socha jaakar kamre se comic book lekar ataa hoon jo dadaji ke room mein tha. Main dadaji ke kamre ke paas gaya toh sunaa under se dadaji bol rahe hai..
Dadaji: sun champa.... aaj khaney mein double doze de dena..... jitna dawai deti hai har din uska double... bus aur nahi ruka jaata mujhse....aaj hi lunga main apni bahu ka jawani ka maza.
Champa: lekin..... choti malkin agaar na maani toh? Koi apne sasur ke sath kaise woh sab karega?
Dadaji: arey isii liye to aaj zyada powder milaane ko bol rahaa hoon.... yeh powder bahut strong hai..... bahu apne aap ko rok nahi payegi..... uska jism us waqt sirf tarpegaa aur us taraap ko khatam karne ke liye ek mard ka zarurat hoga. Chaahe koi bhi ho.... bahu chahakar bhi apne aap ko rok nahi paayegi.... aakhir mein bahu ko mujhse hi bheek mangni paregi apni hawas ko shant karne ke liye. Tu kal ki tarah aaj raat ko bhi bahu ko garam kar dena..... aur darwaza khula rakhna...... chinta maat kar.... aaj tujhe zyada kuch nahi karna parega..... jo karega aaj woh dawaai hi karega.... yeh le 500 rupay.... aur jo bola woh kar....
Tabhi main bina kuch samjhe under aa gaya aur dekha dadaji champa masi ke kamar par haat rakhkar unse baat kar rahe hai aur masi bhi dadaji ke chaati par haat rakhkar unse baat kar rahi hai. Mujhe dekhte hi dono alaag ho gaye turant aur champa masi bahaar chali gayi.
Dadaji bed pe baithke chaai peene lage. Main comic book lekar bahaar aya to dekha champa masi mummy ke peeche khari hokar mummy ke kaan ke paas apne muh le jakaar mummy ko kaan mein kuch bol rahi hai. Woh sunke mummy bhi muskura rahi hai. Aur uske baad champa masi mummy ke gaal par kiss karkey chaai ka cup lekar neeche chali jaati hai. Mummy jaati hui champa masi ko dekhti rehti hai.
Raat ko khana khane ke samay ek aur ajeeb drisshya dekhne ko milta hai. Champa masi plets ko dining table par sajaake chali gayi thi. Main khane ko aya, mummy bhi aayi, lekin dadaji nahi aaye. Mummy mujhe boli ke main kamre mein jaakar daaji ko bulakar laau. Toh main kaare me gaya par dadaji wahan nahi the. Main wapas aaya toh dekha mummy bhi bahaar nahi thi. Mummy ab kahaan gayi? Dhundte hue main mummy ke kamre ke paas gaya. Par mummy room mein nahi mili. Main wapas aaya aur ab bathroom ke taraaf gaya aur dekha... haaan.... mummy bathroom ke bahaar khari hai. Par mummy bathroom ke under kya dekh rahi hai? Main thora paas gaya to dekha bathroom ka darwaza adhaa khula hua tha. Aur us khuley hue jagaah se kuch dikhai de raha hai. Maine dusre side mein jakaar dekha toh dekha under to dadaji hai. Aur dadaji shayad susu kar rahe hai. Yeh to normal baat hai..... to mummy aise bina palaak hilaye aisa kya dekh rahi hai? Main mummy ke peeche tha isliye mummy mujhe nahi dekh paayi par maine mummy ke peeche se hi dekha ke dadaji apna lungi uthaake apna nunu bahaar lakaar susu kar rahe the. Maine pehlibaar dadaji ka nunu dekha. Woh normal size mein hi tha par normal size mein bhi woh kisi kharey lund se kam nahi tha. Normal size mein hi dadaji ka nunu lag bhaag 6 inch ka tha. Dadaji upar ki chamri hataakar laal mundi ko bahaar nikal ke susu kar rahe the. Lekin mummy ko yeh sab dekhne mein maza kyun aa raha hai? Maine dekha mummy ki nazar straight us susu karte hue nunu ke upar hai. Nunu se bahut tezi se pishab bahaar gir raha tha.
Mummy apne galey par haat ghis rahi thi, dusre haat se apne pairon ke beech ghis rahi thi aur dadaji ko susu karte hue dekh rahi thi. Mummy phir se ek ajeeb nazar se dadaji ko pishab karte hue dekh rahi thi aur honthon ke upar apna jiv fira rahi thi.
To be continued....
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