Adultery Mere Ghar Me Matakte Gand - मेरे घर में मटकते गांड

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Update 2
Man me chulbuli si sawaalo ki jhadi lagi thi. Nilesh bhi kafi khush tha, ki uski love story Annu ke sath shuru honi hi waali hai.
Me –“Kya bhai, bade khush nazar aa rahe ho, kya baat hai teri to lottery hi nikal padi hai.”
Vicki –“Kya hua bhaiyo kis baat ki lottery nikal padi hai, aur kiski nikli hai.??”
Me –“Are tum to puchho hi mat, sun nahi payega tu, Nilesh ji ko pyar ho gaya hai, ab pucchega ki kis-se. Puchh puchh hey”
Vicki –“Are kya baat hai. Ab bata bhi do kis-se pyar hua hai bhai ko.”

Nilesh ki to “teen tiya barah” ho rahi thi dar se, kuch bol bhi nahi sakta tha, aur na mujhe rok sakta tha, chupchap khade chehre par banawati muskan liye has raha tha. Main bhi tang khichne ka mauka khona nahi chahta tha.
Me –“Ab to na college me man lagega Nilesh ko, na hi ghar me. Bas chain aayega to bathroom me. Ha hahah”
Nilesh –“Abe bas karo, bahut bol rahe ho tum, tezz mat bano to Sourav.”
Vicki –“Kya bol diya be aisa ki aag-e ugalne lage ho bhayanak type ka yar. Bas itna hi to bola hai ki pyar karte ho. Kyu bathroom me pyar nahi karte ho kya, ooooo to fir room me hi karte hoge ahhaha hahah”
Me –“Abe ab bas karo yar, bhai ke dil ka Volleyball mat banao to ab. Chalo class chalte hai.”

Class me aj kuch man nahi lag raha tha. Soch soch kar maza bhi aa raha tha aur aane wale dino ke liye taiyar bhi hona tha. Jo bhi ho, lekin ab Pooja Didi apne saath thi, bas khali time par pahuchna tha. Aur fir le... dhaka dhak......... fucka fuck..........
Yeh sab baat sochte sochte ek period khtm ho gaya. Fir dusre class me Sumit aakar mere saath bagal me baith gaya, hum dono dhire dhire baat karne lage.
Me –“Kya bola didi ne, gand marane ke liye ready hai kya?”
Sumit –“Gand marane ke liye bekarar hai didi to, lekin bolti hai ki pahle mujh se marwayegi.”
Me –“Are yar gajab musibat hai ye bhi, ab nahi maan rahi hai to pakad ke jabardasti pel dete hai bolo to.”
Sumit -“Nahi yar Didi hai meri, aj nahi to kal maan hi jayegi, jabardasti balatkar thhode karna hai. Fir jabardasti karenge to Bhabhi ko kaise patayenge. Dono hath se nikal jayegi.”
Me –“ha yar, baat to sahi hai, dekh mere to kuch samjh me nahi aa raha hai, tu hi ab kuch soch, mujhe to nind aa rahi hai, kal raat so nahi paaya yar isi tension me.”
Sumit –“Tu tension mat le yar, main Didi ke gand nahi fadunga pahle, Pahle tu aram se gand marna, fir agar didi fir se gand marane ko ready hui to hum lenge.”
Me –“Ha yaar, bas ek baar rasta khulne ka der hai, fir to jitna chahe chod sakte ho. Tera land ka kya haal hai, kal bhi to raat bhar chudai chala hoga.”
Sumit –“Ha yaar, badi chudasi maal hai yar Pooja Di, jab dekho tang faila ke bolti hai lauda do boor me, sala 2 hi din me bahanchod 7 pose me chudwa chuki hai, gajab experiment kar rahi hai mere land par, kabhi upar kabhi niche, kabhi bed par, kabhi sofa par, saala aaj to nahaye bhi saath hi hai.”
Me –“Bhag sala, kya baat kar raha hai.. Kasam????”
Sumit –“Kasam se yar, Garam garam badan par jab thanda thanda pani pad raha to, oo ho ho.... kya bataye. Nahane se pahle bhi ek round ho gaya dhaka dhak.... Aur pata hai iss baar to Didi ne mera land chusa bhi, wo bhi pura andar tak le ke.”
Me –“Dekha bola tha na, ek baar chusegi to fir land chhodegi nahi, hamesa chusti rahegi, ab to Pooja Didi 10 inch ka land bhi pura ghusa legi muh me. maine pura rasta clear kar diya hai jo.”
Sumit –“Maza to khub aa raha hai Didi ko bhokiyane me, lekin teri Maa ka gand mil jaata na to gajab chodte suta suta ke, teri Maa ki gand kya chiz hai yar. Utna bada to mera takiya bhi nahi hai yar. Mann karta hai tere maa ki gand par sar rakh kar soya rahu. Jugaad bhida raha hai ki nahi. Jaldi se dilaa de yar, teri maa ki gand.”
Me –“Teri maa ki bhosda, itna try kiya fir bhi koi baat nahi bani hai abhi tak, pata nahi maa ki boor kab milegi thokne ko, upar se agar maa ne gand marane se mana kiya to, dono khelte rahenge apna apna khutta se, samjhe.”

Sumit –“Abe nahi yaar, try kar na, teri maa ka gand ke bare me sochte hi land khada ho jata hai yaar, aaah dekh fir khada ho gaya hai. Dard bhi kar raha hai ab to land, bahut chudwayi hai didi. Yaha se sidhe mere ghar chalna be, kahi didi fir chodne boli to tum hi chod dena, mera haalat kharab kar di hai.”
Me -“Thik hai, chalenge. Teri didi ko khatarnak randi ho gayi hai yaar, aise hi progress karti rahi to ‘Jynx Maze’ ko bhi fail kar degi saali.”
Sumit –“Sahi bola, lekin madarchod wali, tere se gand marwane me kya problem hai usko, ek hi baar to marwana hai, fir hum marenge na daily. Lekin, bahanchod taiyar hi nahi ho rahi hai.”
Me –“Abe bahanchod Pooja Didi nahi, tu hai, samjha laude ke 13.”
Sumit –“Ha be laude ke 8, hum tumko roke hai kya apni bahan chodne se, tu kyu nahi chodta apni bahno ko, ek kaam to hota nahi hai, mujhe bol raha hai.”

Maine socha Maa ko to approach kiya nahi hai, Pammi Didi to mujhse marwane ko ready hi hai. Aur, garam to aisi thi ki gadhe se bhi pelwa legi. Maa ke badle Didi ki deal kar lete hai, aur Didi ki gand pahle maar ke isko denge 2nd hand maal. Aur, fir Maa ke gand ke badle iski bhabhi ki gand le lenge. ekdum sahi rahega.
Me –“Yaar Sumit, ek baat bolun”
Sumit – “ha bol na, ek nahi 100 baat bol. Hum kya tera jujji pakad ke rakhe hai jo tera baat nahi nikal raha hai.”
Me –“Yaar Maa meri taiyar hogi ki nahi pata nahi, ek kaam karte hai ki teri Didi ki gand ke badle me tu meri Pammi Didi ki gand le lena, fir teri maa ya bhabhi ki gand dilawna tab meri Maa ki gand le lena.”
Sumit –“Nahi yaar, mujhe to bas teri Maa ki gand hi acchi lagti hai. Talab lagi hai abhi mujhe teri maa ki, aur tu mujhe Pammi Didi ki gand dekar nipta raha hai.”

Me –“Nahi yaar, pata nahi Maa manegi ki nahi, lekin Pammi didi ko patana mushkil nahi hoga. Unki baato se laga mujhe ki wo bhi pelwana chahti hai. Maa ka pata nahi par Didi ko pata hi sakta hoon tere liye dost, kya karun bata.”
Sumit –“Dekh mujhe tujh par pura bharosa hai, main Pooja Didi ko tujhse gand marwane ke liye patata hoon, tu mere liye apni Maa ki gand tel laga kar taiyar kar. Samjha, time to lagega thoda lekin par bina try kiye pata kaise chalega. Kya????”
Me –“Kosis karunga aj ghar wapas jate hi. Everything will be planned. Mujhe ye to pata hai Maa bahar kisi na kisi se pelwati hain, lekin kisse ye pata chal jaye ek bar to Maa to puri tarah se hamare giraft me aa jayegi. Fir jo bolengi hum wahi karna padega saali rand ko.”
Sumit –“Bahanchod, teri plan ki maa naa chud jaye kahi, sambhal kar. Chipak jaa apne Maa ke sath saaye ki tarah, do char din me to doodh ka doodh pani ka pani ho hi jayega.”
Me –“Behanchod main nahi tu hain. 2 din se Pooja didi ko din raat chod raha hain. Maine to aisa kuch kiya hi nahi. Chal ab ghar chalte hai, sochne ka nahi ab kuch karne ka samay aa gaya hai.”
Sumit –“Bye, see u tomorrow..”

Charo dost ‘Me-Nilesh-Sumit-Vicki’ apne-apne ghar chale jate hai college se wapas. Mujhe ab tak ye bhi pata nahi tha ki meri garam Pammi didi ne mere jane ke baad bathroom me kya kiya. Apki boor ki garmi ragad kar nikala, ya jalti bhatti par paaani daal kar aag bujha di. Abhi didi ki bhatti ki aag puri tarah shant nahi hui thi, aag bujhane ke baad bhi dhuwaa to uthta hi rahta hai, wo Pammi didi ki aankho se pata chal hi raha tha. Mere ghar pahuchte hi Pammi didi ki aankho me ajib si hunger dikhay de rahi thi, jaise mujhe aagaah kar rahi ho ki beta mil kone me batati hu, jam kaar chodungi tujhe.