20-02-2019, 09:51 AM
Main uth karkhari hui aur uski taraf barhi to uske chehre pe hawaiyan urne lagin
Maine pas jakarus ke kaan pakarte hue kaha – haan to ab boliye kya farma rahi thi aap
Nahi sorry bibbiwo main main nahi , nahi sorry bibbi – wo boli
Dekho tum ko aurtumhari didi dono ko bandh ke itne thappad marungi ki sab samajh me aa jayega ,aura b ap ko pas hone ke bad bhi camera nahi milega – main boli
Nahi bibbiplease i am sorry , bibbi ab nahi kahungi kuch nahi bolungi main – wo boli
Main kuch nahiboli , lekin eb uski halat dekh kar mujhe bahut pyar aa raha tha us par aur chuzi ke upar bahut hi zyada gussa bhi
Maine chuzi kophone kiya aur us se ghar aane ko kaha to wo boli kya hua yar main aaj kalbahut busy hun Holi ka bahut sara kaam hai
Kya kaam ho rahahai holi me – maine pucha
Arey yar bahutsara kam hota hai bahut kuch banana parta hai ab main eke k chiz tum ko name kesath nahi bata sakti – wo boli
Acha to tum shamko ana zarur holi koi aj nahi hone jar hi hai main boli
Thik hai yaraaungi sham KO – wo boli aur bat khatam ho gayi
Sham ko chuziaayi hum log bat kar rahe the us ne pucha haan batao kya hua kyun bulaya tha
Bulaya aap ko isliye tha ki ye bataiye ki aap ne shahnaz ko kya parhaya tha – main uske baal pakarte hue boli
Wo bahut hibhaddi muskurahat ke sath mujhe dekhti rahi aur fir shanaz se boli to tum nesab kuch bata diya na
Jis ke jawab meshahnaz sirf haan wo jee jee ji pee pee hi kah payi is se zyada us ke munh sebol nahi foote
Jao yar tumbekar ho wo shahnaz se boli tum ne to phansa diya naam zad report ho skti haitumhari sopt pe hi areest ho gayi tum , tum kabhi LLb nahi ho sakti
Kya matlab haitumhara – kya bakwas kar rahi ho – maine pucha
Kuch nahi basmain to us ko apne hak ke liye larna sikha rahi thi shahnaz ko kranti kari bana rahi thi – wo boli
Tumhari aisi ki taisi maine uske balon ko jhtakte hueboli kyun bigar rah ho bachon ko bewakoof
Arey kuch nahiis ne hi to mujhe bataya tha ki jab pas ho jayegi to camera milega is liyemaine kah diya ki kya guarantee hai ki milega hi is liye pahle hi sab kuchlikhwa lo bad me beimani ho sakti hai na – wo boli
Tum ko kuchsamajh me nahi aata jo chahti ho bakwas karti rahti ho – main boli
Ab main wakeelhun na aur ek acha wakeel achi advice deta hai – wo seena tankar boli
Maine pas jakarus ke kaan pakarte hue kaha – haan to ab boliye kya farma rahi thi aap
Nahi sorry bibbiwo main main nahi , nahi sorry bibbi – wo boli
Dekho tum ko aurtumhari didi dono ko bandh ke itne thappad marungi ki sab samajh me aa jayega ,aura b ap ko pas hone ke bad bhi camera nahi milega – main boli
Nahi bibbiplease i am sorry , bibbi ab nahi kahungi kuch nahi bolungi main – wo boli
Main kuch nahiboli , lekin eb uski halat dekh kar mujhe bahut pyar aa raha tha us par aur chuzi ke upar bahut hi zyada gussa bhi
Maine chuzi kophone kiya aur us se ghar aane ko kaha to wo boli kya hua yar main aaj kalbahut busy hun Holi ka bahut sara kaam hai
Kya kaam ho rahahai holi me – maine pucha
Arey yar bahutsara kam hota hai bahut kuch banana parta hai ab main eke k chiz tum ko name kesath nahi bata sakti – wo boli
Acha to tum shamko ana zarur holi koi aj nahi hone jar hi hai main boli
Thik hai yaraaungi sham KO – wo boli aur bat khatam ho gayi
Sham ko chuziaayi hum log bat kar rahe the us ne pucha haan batao kya hua kyun bulaya tha
Bulaya aap ko isliye tha ki ye bataiye ki aap ne shahnaz ko kya parhaya tha – main uske baal pakarte hue boli
Wo bahut hibhaddi muskurahat ke sath mujhe dekhti rahi aur fir shanaz se boli to tum nesab kuch bata diya na
Jis ke jawab meshahnaz sirf haan wo jee jee ji pee pee hi kah payi is se zyada us ke munh sebol nahi foote
Jao yar tumbekar ho wo shahnaz se boli tum ne to phansa diya naam zad report ho skti haitumhari sopt pe hi areest ho gayi tum , tum kabhi LLb nahi ho sakti
Kya matlab haitumhara – kya bakwas kar rahi ho – maine pucha
Kuch nahi basmain to us ko apne hak ke liye larna sikha rahi thi shahnaz ko kranti kari bana rahi thi – wo boli
Tumhari aisi ki taisi maine uske balon ko jhtakte hueboli kyun bigar rah ho bachon ko bewakoof
Arey kuch nahiis ne hi to mujhe bataya tha ki jab pas ho jayegi to camera milega is liyemaine kah diya ki kya guarantee hai ki milega hi is liye pahle hi sab kuchlikhwa lo bad me beimani ho sakti hai na – wo boli
Tum ko kuchsamajh me nahi aata jo chahti ho bakwas karti rahti ho – main boli
Ab main wakeelhun na aur ek acha wakeel achi advice deta hai – wo seena tankar boli