Romance sardani aunty ko apni banaya

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Beejee : hune nahin....
khaana khaane de baad  boli jaavin bachpun mein mere kafi yaar dost ban gaye theh jo meri hi tarah sadkon pe rehteh theh..hum aapas mein khoob holi khele karte theh..bhaang bhi peeteh theh.. Khaana khaane ke baad mein market se thoda gulaal, thoda pakkaa rang, gubbaare aur khud ke liye bhaang le aaya.......lekin ghar aakar main-ne beejee ko sirf gulaal aur gubbare hi dikhaaye.. Beejee table pe khaana khaatee thee aur main farsh (floor) pe. Jab sardar ji  hote theh toh main khaana kitchen mein khaata tha...lekin jab sardar  ji  nahin hote theh toh main aur beejee tv dekhteh hue khaana khaate theh..beejee table pe aur main farsh pe....khaana khaate hue beejee bolin


Beejee : ramu , tenu dum aaloo banane hune aaye nahin... 
Main : kyun beejee, kee kamee see
Beejee : dum aaloo di grevi kafi gaadi honee chaahiye..aur teri teh bilkul paani see 
main : gaadi kaise kee jaandee hai ?



Beejee : aglee vaar main banaavaangi dum aaloo teh dekhee.. 

Main-ne haste hue kaha main : haan..ho sakdaa hai   bejee twaade aaluon ich dum ho or apni nazar beejee ki badi chuchiyo  per gada di.. bejee nu pata chal gya si  ki mi ye baat unki bdi chuchiyo ki or dekh kar bol raha hu  per beejee ne muje kuch nahi kaha or baat ko dusri or ghuma diya


Beejee : aur eh jeh tu kal aam laayaa eh..vilkul sookeh eh..iss ich teh zara vee rus nahin..tenu aam dekhne nahin aandeh ? 
Main : beejee mere khayaal naal teh aam jitna badaa honda eh..us ich utnaa zyaada rus honda eh..aisa nahin hai kee?
Beejee : zaroori nahin....tu aam dabaa ke nahin dekhdaa.. 
Main : nahin
Beejee : agar aam asaani naal dab jaayen teh vo raseeleh hain..agar nahin teh unhaan ich rus nahin hai 
main : theek hai beejee, ab se har vaar aam dabbbbaa ke dekhoonga..waise  beejee daban naal kya aam bade ho jaate hi . bejeee  vi samaj gayi ki mi unha de mamme de baare bol raha hu.
Beejee : aur tu kaatneh waleh aam kyun laayaa hai..chusan waleh kyun nahin layaa 
main : kyun beejee, chuuusssan waleh aam koi alag honde hain
Beejee : aur kee..chusan waleh aam ich rus zyaada honda eh.. 
Main : beejee par mere khayaal teh chusan waleh aamaan da size thoda chota honda eh..teh jin aamaan da size bada honda eh veh kattan waastey honde ehn..
Beejee : chusan waleh aam chote teh nahin....lekin inhen bade vee nahin honde ki kisi de haath ich hi na aayen....chusan waleh aam haath ich asaani naal aa jaande ehn...... 
Main : main teh kadi chusan waleh aam khaaye nahin te na kade hath  fich fade...
Beejee : chusan waleh aam hon teh ik aamon jee nahin bhardaa...do aam teh khaane hi pendeh ehn ne tenu  pata  marda nu te chusan wale aam bade change lagde ne.ki tenu nahi  change lagde choosan  aam. mujhe nahin maaloom beejee ne kis meaning se kaha tha..lekin mujhe laga beejee aam ke baare mein nahin apne mammon (breast) ke baare mein bol rahee hain..jo ki unki kaali kameez ich dabbe hain..

Main :beejee change ta bade lagde ne choosan wale aan  mera  ta dil karda dono  aamo ko hath mi pakad kar daba daba kar chusu per ki kara tusi  chusande hi nahi. saare aano ka ras to  aap sardar ji ko hi pila dete ho ab mi sidha  sodha beejee ko unke mamme chusne ki baat kar raha  tha meri baat sun kar beejee ka chehra ekdum se laal ho gaya  to wo sharma kar boli chal  ve khasama bada  badmash ho gaya  hi apni chunni thik karte darwaze se bahar nikal gayi  beejee ko jaate dekh meri nazar beejee ki bade chutaro per thi jo upar niche hote matak rahe the unko dekh kar  apne laude ko masalte  maine apne aap se  kaha sach kiha tu meri sardarni  hun tera ta mi khasam hi  ha or bola aaj raat sali sapne mi aa kar dhamaal macheygi.mi phir apne kaam i lag gaya or sochne laga kab raat ho mi apni sardani ke sapno mi kho jau.