19-02-2019, 05:36 PM
Update-10
"tum apni copy lekar idhar aao..."deepika mam ne mujhe samne bulaya....
dil ki dnadkane badhne lagi aur yahi khayal aata raha ki deepika mam kahi kuch puchh na le, kyunki abhi
tak na to maine kuch likha tha aur na hee kuch padha tha, abhi tak mera dhyan sirf aur sirf usi par tha....
"yaha main comedy kar rahi hoon kya...."
"no mam..."apna sar jhukaye main kisi bachche ki tarah samne khada tha, aur us samay ka intezaar kar
raha tha ,jab wo gusse se chillati hui meri copy phek de aur main phhir apni copy uthakar wapas apni
jagah par baith jaun.....
"naam kya hai tumhara..."
"Arman...."
"kya Arman hai tumhare,...jara sabko batao..."
"sorry mam, aage se kuch nahi karunga...."ye to maine mam se kaha , lekin main use kuch aur bhi bol
sakta tha aur wo ye tha"mere Arman ye hai ki tujhe patak-patak kar chodu, kabhi aage se to kabhi
peechhe se...."
"sit down, aur dobara meri class me koyi harkat karne se pahle soch lena..."
Apna muh latkaye , main wapas apni jagah par aaya ,jaha Arun baitha maze le raha tha....
"ab chup ho ja..."khunnas me maine kaha aur meri aawaz jara tej ho gayi ,jisse wo 5'8" height wali phhir
bhadki aur mujhe ek baar phhir se khada kiya....
"wo mam usse main kuch puchh raha tha..." deepika mam, mera gala dabati usse pahle hee maine bol
diya....
"tum bhi khade ho..."abki baar ishara Arun ki taraf tha, aur jab mam ne use khade hone ke liye kaha to
uske chehre ka rang bhi badal gaya,...
"kya puchh raha tha ye tumse..."
"wo mam, binary ko octal me convert karne ki method, puchh raha tha..."jhooth bolte hue Arun ne meri
taraf dekha aur sari class ne hum dono ki taraf nigahe dali...
"get out...."
"kya..."
"meri class ne bahar jao aur aaj ka tumhara attendance cut, aur agli lass me aao, to jara dhyan se, kyunki
yadi next class me tumne koyi harkat ki to Assignment double ho jayega.....is aas me ki mam ka dil thoda
dariyadil ho aur wo mujhe wapas neeche baitha de , isliye main thodi der apni jagah par khada
raha,...lekin wo is beech hazaro baar mujhe bahar jane ke liye chilla chuki thi , aur phhir usne aakhiri
baar Principal ke pass le jaane ki dhamki di...puri class ke samne meri ijjat me char chand lag chuke the,
lekin jab deepika mam ne Principal ka naam liya to main kisi bheegi billi ki tarah class se bahar aaya.......
Mujhe ab bhi yaad hai us din main pure 40 min. class ke bahar khade raha, aur phhir jab deepika mam
ka period khatam hua aur wo bahar nikali...lekin meri taraf gusse se apni naak sikod kar waha se aage
chali gayi, aur jab main class me ghusa to tab sabhi ki najare mujh par hee tiki hui thi.....
"aao beta Arman, kya pure hue aapke dil ke Arman..."
"chup rah sale, warna yahi fod dunga, munda mat bamka..."
"o teri, sorry yar...yadi tujhe bura laga ho to..."Arun bola...
us din us class me do log aise the, jinhe main chahkar bhi nahi bhula sakta hoon, ek to mera khas dost
bana aur ek ladki aisi thi, jise dekhkar hee mere muh se galiyo ki pavitra dhara nikalne lagti thi....
"Naveen..."ek ne pahle Arun ki taraf hath badhaya aur phhir meri taraf....
Naveen Mining branch ka tha, aur wo bhi thoda sawla tha, Naveen ko dekhkar ek baar phhir maine khud
se chillakar kaha ki"main to isse jyada handsome hoon...."
"bhai, agli class se thoda sambhal kar..."mujhe naseehat dene laga wo.
dusari class to shuru ho chuki thi, lekin teacher abhi tak nahi aaya tha,ladke ho ya ladkiya sabhi sabzi-
mandi ki tarah cheekh rahe the, aur usi dauran ek ladki samne aayi aur hum sabko shant rahne ke liye
kaha....lekin halat pahle jaise hee rahe...jisse wo ladki samne wale bench par baithe ladko se kuch boli,
aur samne bench par baithe chutiyo me sabko shant rahne ke liye kaha, kuch der laga sabko shant karne
me....
"Good Morning friend...My Name is Sherin...."
"to kya chusegi sab ka..."Arun ne ek pal bina gawaye ye bola, sun to sabne liya tha, lekin sab sale
reaction aise kar rahe the, jaise kaano me rui daal ke aaye ho, samne khadi us ladki ne bhi sun liya tha,
lekin wo bhi aise react kar rahi thi, jaise usne suna na ho.....
"ye to chudegi, sali BC..."
"gand me laat maarkar baithao isko..."pahle Arun aur phhir uske sur me sur milata hua Naveen bola,
main bhi josh me aa gaya aur bola
"is introduction wali laundiya ko nangi karke pure college me daudana chahiye...."
"main bolta hoon ki muthi maar ke sali ke face pe daal dena chahiye, hoshiyari chodne aayi hai yaha...."
udhar Sherin ke baad baki ki ladkiyo ne bhi apna introduction diya, ye silsila aur bhi aage chalta yadi
thermodynamics ke sar waha na aaye hote to....basically humara subject tha,basic mechanical
engineering, (BME) , lekin jo sir hume padhane aaye the, unka khud ka base clear nahi tha , puri class
ke dauran usne kya padhya kuch samajh nahi aaya, sala boa bhi kis language me tha, ye bhi samajh me
nahi aaya....padhayi ki taraf main thoda sensitive tha, aur apna pura sar BME ke period me khapane ke
baad bhi jab , kuch samajh nahi aaya to, ek dar dil me uthane laga ki sala exam me kya hoga....
"kya hua,..."
"yar kuch samajh nahi aa raha..."
"to tension kis baat ki ye topic hee chhod de...kaun sa tujhe top marna hai"
"mujhe top hee marna hai..."us waqt to Arun se maine ye kah diya ,lekin ye junoon mere sar se bahut
jald utarne wala tha, ye main nahi janta tha.........
"tum apni copy lekar idhar aao..."deepika mam ne mujhe samne bulaya....
dil ki dnadkane badhne lagi aur yahi khayal aata raha ki deepika mam kahi kuch puchh na le, kyunki abhi
tak na to maine kuch likha tha aur na hee kuch padha tha, abhi tak mera dhyan sirf aur sirf usi par tha....
"yaha main comedy kar rahi hoon kya...."
"no mam..."apna sar jhukaye main kisi bachche ki tarah samne khada tha, aur us samay ka intezaar kar
raha tha ,jab wo gusse se chillati hui meri copy phek de aur main phhir apni copy uthakar wapas apni
jagah par baith jaun.....
"naam kya hai tumhara..."
"Arman...."
"kya Arman hai tumhare,...jara sabko batao..."
"sorry mam, aage se kuch nahi karunga...."ye to maine mam se kaha , lekin main use kuch aur bhi bol
sakta tha aur wo ye tha"mere Arman ye hai ki tujhe patak-patak kar chodu, kabhi aage se to kabhi
peechhe se...."
"sit down, aur dobara meri class me koyi harkat karne se pahle soch lena..."
Apna muh latkaye , main wapas apni jagah par aaya ,jaha Arun baitha maze le raha tha....
"ab chup ho ja..."khunnas me maine kaha aur meri aawaz jara tej ho gayi ,jisse wo 5'8" height wali phhir
bhadki aur mujhe ek baar phhir se khada kiya....
"wo mam usse main kuch puchh raha tha..." deepika mam, mera gala dabati usse pahle hee maine bol
diya....
"tum bhi khade ho..."abki baar ishara Arun ki taraf tha, aur jab mam ne use khade hone ke liye kaha to
uske chehre ka rang bhi badal gaya,...
"kya puchh raha tha ye tumse..."
"wo mam, binary ko octal me convert karne ki method, puchh raha tha..."jhooth bolte hue Arun ne meri
taraf dekha aur sari class ne hum dono ki taraf nigahe dali...
"get out...."
"kya..."
"meri class ne bahar jao aur aaj ka tumhara attendance cut, aur agli lass me aao, to jara dhyan se, kyunki
yadi next class me tumne koyi harkat ki to Assignment double ho jayega.....is aas me ki mam ka dil thoda
dariyadil ho aur wo mujhe wapas neeche baitha de , isliye main thodi der apni jagah par khada
raha,...lekin wo is beech hazaro baar mujhe bahar jane ke liye chilla chuki thi , aur phhir usne aakhiri
baar Principal ke pass le jaane ki dhamki di...puri class ke samne meri ijjat me char chand lag chuke the,
lekin jab deepika mam ne Principal ka naam liya to main kisi bheegi billi ki tarah class se bahar aaya.......
Mujhe ab bhi yaad hai us din main pure 40 min. class ke bahar khade raha, aur phhir jab deepika mam
ka period khatam hua aur wo bahar nikali...lekin meri taraf gusse se apni naak sikod kar waha se aage
chali gayi, aur jab main class me ghusa to tab sabhi ki najare mujh par hee tiki hui thi.....
"aao beta Arman, kya pure hue aapke dil ke Arman..."
"chup rah sale, warna yahi fod dunga, munda mat bamka..."
"o teri, sorry yar...yadi tujhe bura laga ho to..."Arun bola...
us din us class me do log aise the, jinhe main chahkar bhi nahi bhula sakta hoon, ek to mera khas dost
bana aur ek ladki aisi thi, jise dekhkar hee mere muh se galiyo ki pavitra dhara nikalne lagti thi....
"Naveen..."ek ne pahle Arun ki taraf hath badhaya aur phhir meri taraf....
Naveen Mining branch ka tha, aur wo bhi thoda sawla tha, Naveen ko dekhkar ek baar phhir maine khud
se chillakar kaha ki"main to isse jyada handsome hoon...."
"bhai, agli class se thoda sambhal kar..."mujhe naseehat dene laga wo.
dusari class to shuru ho chuki thi, lekin teacher abhi tak nahi aaya tha,ladke ho ya ladkiya sabhi sabzi-
mandi ki tarah cheekh rahe the, aur usi dauran ek ladki samne aayi aur hum sabko shant rahne ke liye
kaha....lekin halat pahle jaise hee rahe...jisse wo ladki samne wale bench par baithe ladko se kuch boli,
aur samne bench par baithe chutiyo me sabko shant rahne ke liye kaha, kuch der laga sabko shant karne
me....
"Good Morning friend...My Name is Sherin...."
"to kya chusegi sab ka..."Arun ne ek pal bina gawaye ye bola, sun to sabne liya tha, lekin sab sale
reaction aise kar rahe the, jaise kaano me rui daal ke aaye ho, samne khadi us ladki ne bhi sun liya tha,
lekin wo bhi aise react kar rahi thi, jaise usne suna na ho.....
"ye to chudegi, sali BC..."
"gand me laat maarkar baithao isko..."pahle Arun aur phhir uske sur me sur milata hua Naveen bola,
main bhi josh me aa gaya aur bola
"is introduction wali laundiya ko nangi karke pure college me daudana chahiye...."
"main bolta hoon ki muthi maar ke sali ke face pe daal dena chahiye, hoshiyari chodne aayi hai yaha...."
udhar Sherin ke baad baki ki ladkiyo ne bhi apna introduction diya, ye silsila aur bhi aage chalta yadi
thermodynamics ke sar waha na aaye hote to....basically humara subject tha,basic mechanical
engineering, (BME) , lekin jo sir hume padhane aaye the, unka khud ka base clear nahi tha , puri class
ke dauran usne kya padhya kuch samajh nahi aaya, sala boa bhi kis language me tha, ye bhi samajh me
nahi aaya....padhayi ki taraf main thoda sensitive tha, aur apna pura sar BME ke period me khapane ke
baad bhi jab , kuch samajh nahi aaya to, ek dar dil me uthane laga ki sala exam me kya hoga....
"kya hua,..."
"yar kuch samajh nahi aa raha..."
"to tension kis baat ki ye topic hee chhod de...kaun sa tujhe top marna hai"
"mujhe top hee marna hai..."us waqt to Arun se maine ye kah diya ,lekin ye junoon mere sar se bahut
jald utarne wala tha, ye main nahi janta tha.........