26-04-2020, 02:37 PM
Phone kat ne baad mere dil aur dimaag me ajeeb sawal gumne lage. Sala e chal kya raha hai. Jo mai soch raha tha ko smita ne ch
Lass chodi hai vo sahi hai ya koo aur baat hai
..sala e bhola bouk kya raha hai..
Smita ko dek ke to kuch andaaza bhi nahi lag raha hai
Behan chod e suleman kar kya raha hai..
Kher muzhe kaise bhi kar ke e sala bhola ko bulana hee hoga..chutiya sala kuch bhi poora nahi bolta ab sale ko pakad ke puchunga...
Kal to sala meeting hai..kaise bhi kar ke kaam jaldi niptana hoga ... Milna hee hoga bhola se..
Next day mai jaldi ready ho ke aj per schedule meeting ke liye chala gaya... Dare client se mila aur meeting jaldi khatam karne ki koshish ki mera dyan bar bar bhola ke baat par jaa raha tha.
Khere jaise taise maine aaj ka meeting khatam kia aur unse vida leke hotel ke aur nikal gaya
Raste me maine bhola ko call kia aur kaha free ho to aa jav
Shayad bhla bhi mera wait kar raha tha. Jaise maine poocha vo turant milne ke liye ready ho gaya.
Lekin uske ohonch ne me 1 ya ded ghanta lagta to mai hotel ka adreess usse de dia aur kaha a aa ke phone karna.
Phir mai hotel ponch ke sare mere personnel samn and lap top se smita ke tasveeer hide kiye aur wallet me se smita ka photo nikal ke chupa di...
Aur bhola ka wait karne laga..
Lag bag 40 mins ke wait ke baad bhola aaya usne call kia aur maine reception me bol ke usse uper bej ne ko kaha so finally bhola reached me...
Ab muzhe pata chal ne wala tha ki chal kya raha hai
Bhola came to my rooom
Me: aavo bhola kaise ho
Bhola: bhayya badiya aapnkaise ho
Me : theek hu
Bhola: bada aalishaan hotel hai bhayya
Me: ha vo to hai. Aur tu suna kya chal raha hi kyin suddenly aa gaya tha .. Ghar me sab theek hai
( mai apna utsukta usse nahi dikana chahataha to thodi idar udar ki bate ki mai chaha tha tha ki uske mu see hee baat nikle)
Bhola: ha ab sab thee k hai..sab sahi chal raha hai.
Me ;: to sale ek call to kar leta. Kuch help chaiye to bolna
Bhola : haalat hee kuch aise ho gaye the ki muzhe maboran aana pada
Me: aise kya hua jo bangalore ne nikala pada
Bhola: aap gussa mat hona. Bhola bhayya vo salma yaad hai
Me: ha
Bhola mai ek din usse daboch liya tha bath room se side me
Me : matlab sale jabardasti.. Chutoya hai kya tuuu
Bhola: nahi bhayya pichli raat neri aur uski kafi garm bate huvi to mai control nahi kar paa raha tha
.. To daboch liya
Me : to problem kya huva vo bhi to ready thi na
Bhola: ha bhayya leikin kala sulem maan ne dek liya aur peet le laga .. Aur sali vo rand bhi rone ka natak ki to uske aur peeta.
Me: phir .
B: peetai se bach ne ke liye maine usse keh dia ki muzhe sab pata hai jo vo kar raha hai aur kaha ki sab madam aur gym owner ko bata dunga
To sulman peetna band kia phir jaha kinikal jaa yaha se tabhi tu nachega
To mai eaha se bag nikla
_( phir mixhe laga ki e to chutiya hai ab isse ghanta kuch pata chalega)
Mai: chalo theek hai ab yahi delhi me sette ho jana
Bhola: are nahi bahyya mai bangalore aa raha hu
Ab meri usse suleman se dosti ho gai hai aur hum ab sab baate karte hai .. Vo ab nuxhe sab batata hai... Salma konhata dia hai ab beech me se
Me : thoda chakit hote huve kaise??
Vo : bhayya ek din uska call aaya aur kaha sorry muxhe nahi pata tha ki salma bhi yahi chahati hai maine bhi damkinke liye sorry bola phir vo muzhe help mang ne laga
Me : kaisa help?
Usse: ek room chaiye tha gym me jaha vomrest kar sake aur uski tarref behi karwani thi usse aur ek naatk bhi karna tha
Me: accha to aabbb
Ab : hum dost hai aur rooj call pe baat hoti hai
Me : sahi hai.. Aur madam kya hua
Bhola: kon madam
Me : sale .. E sab tum.log kar rahe ho na uska
Bhola: bhayya ab vo dono thoda close ho gaye hai ...aaur kafi bate karte hai ... Aur
Me : kya aur....???
Bhola: bhayya aap ne kaha na ki madam gym chod di ???
Me : ha
Bhola: Nahi bhayya..
Vo aaj kal jaldi phohonch to hai
Me : vo time change kar di kay
???
Bhola: hahah nahi
Vo aaj kal bike pe aati hai
Me thoda chakit hote huve) accha bike?? Vo kaisr i mean vo chala leti hai hike itne trafdic me???
Mere iss sawal.ke baad bhola ne jo answer dia vo mere pairo tale jameen kheec li
Bhola: vo kaha bhayya
AJJ KAL VO SULEMAN SIR KI BULLET BIKE PE AATI HIIII.
E sun ke muzhe bada dhakka laga
Jo rani mere sat bike pe baite se darti thi aur hamesha car prefer kar thi to vo aaj ek. Gande insaan ke saat bike pe kaise
Mai : kuch bhi mat fek vo kasie aa sakti hai..
Bhola : bhyaa aap mano yaa naa mao ye hi haqeeqat hai..
Edeko
To
E pic dek ke mere hosh udd gaye
Bhola: e suleman ki bike aur ee apni maal
Dekha ka kua gazab hai
Me: lekin kaise huva e......kaise kia usne. Suleman ne pata lia kya. ?
Bhol: Kise kia vo bataunga .. Lekin abhi oati nahi hai lekin pat jaayegi
Lass chodi hai vo sahi hai ya koo aur baat hai
..sala e bhola bouk kya raha hai..
Smita ko dek ke to kuch andaaza bhi nahi lag raha hai
Behan chod e suleman kar kya raha hai..
Kher muzhe kaise bhi kar ke e sala bhola ko bulana hee hoga..chutiya sala kuch bhi poora nahi bolta ab sale ko pakad ke puchunga...
Kal to sala meeting hai..kaise bhi kar ke kaam jaldi niptana hoga ... Milna hee hoga bhola se..
Next day mai jaldi ready ho ke aj per schedule meeting ke liye chala gaya... Dare client se mila aur meeting jaldi khatam karne ki koshish ki mera dyan bar bar bhola ke baat par jaa raha tha.
Khere jaise taise maine aaj ka meeting khatam kia aur unse vida leke hotel ke aur nikal gaya
Raste me maine bhola ko call kia aur kaha free ho to aa jav
Shayad bhla bhi mera wait kar raha tha. Jaise maine poocha vo turant milne ke liye ready ho gaya.
Lekin uske ohonch ne me 1 ya ded ghanta lagta to mai hotel ka adreess usse de dia aur kaha a aa ke phone karna.
Phir mai hotel ponch ke sare mere personnel samn and lap top se smita ke tasveeer hide kiye aur wallet me se smita ka photo nikal ke chupa di...
Aur bhola ka wait karne laga..
Lag bag 40 mins ke wait ke baad bhola aaya usne call kia aur maine reception me bol ke usse uper bej ne ko kaha so finally bhola reached me...
Ab muzhe pata chal ne wala tha ki chal kya raha hai
Bhola came to my rooom
Me: aavo bhola kaise ho
Bhola: bhayya badiya aapnkaise ho
Me : theek hu
Bhola: bada aalishaan hotel hai bhayya
Me: ha vo to hai. Aur tu suna kya chal raha hi kyin suddenly aa gaya tha .. Ghar me sab theek hai
( mai apna utsukta usse nahi dikana chahataha to thodi idar udar ki bate ki mai chaha tha tha ki uske mu see hee baat nikle)
Bhola: ha ab sab thee k hai..sab sahi chal raha hai.
Me ;: to sale ek call to kar leta. Kuch help chaiye to bolna
Bhola : haalat hee kuch aise ho gaye the ki muzhe maboran aana pada
Me: aise kya hua jo bangalore ne nikala pada
Bhola: aap gussa mat hona. Bhola bhayya vo salma yaad hai
Me: ha
Bhola mai ek din usse daboch liya tha bath room se side me
Me : matlab sale jabardasti.. Chutoya hai kya tuuu
Bhola: nahi bhayya pichli raat neri aur uski kafi garm bate huvi to mai control nahi kar paa raha tha
.. To daboch liya
Me : to problem kya huva vo bhi to ready thi na
Bhola: ha bhayya leikin kala sulem maan ne dek liya aur peet le laga .. Aur sali vo rand bhi rone ka natak ki to uske aur peeta.
Me: phir .
B: peetai se bach ne ke liye maine usse keh dia ki muzhe sab pata hai jo vo kar raha hai aur kaha ki sab madam aur gym owner ko bata dunga
To sulman peetna band kia phir jaha kinikal jaa yaha se tabhi tu nachega
To mai eaha se bag nikla
_( phir mixhe laga ki e to chutiya hai ab isse ghanta kuch pata chalega)
Mai: chalo theek hai ab yahi delhi me sette ho jana
Bhola: are nahi bahyya mai bangalore aa raha hu
Ab meri usse suleman se dosti ho gai hai aur hum ab sab baate karte hai .. Vo ab nuxhe sab batata hai... Salma konhata dia hai ab beech me se
Me : thoda chakit hote huve kaise??
Vo : bhayya ek din uska call aaya aur kaha sorry muxhe nahi pata tha ki salma bhi yahi chahati hai maine bhi damkinke liye sorry bola phir vo muzhe help mang ne laga
Me : kaisa help?
Usse: ek room chaiye tha gym me jaha vomrest kar sake aur uski tarref behi karwani thi usse aur ek naatk bhi karna tha
Me: accha to aabbb
Ab : hum dost hai aur rooj call pe baat hoti hai
Me : sahi hai.. Aur madam kya hua
Bhola: kon madam
Me : sale .. E sab tum.log kar rahe ho na uska
Bhola: bhayya ab vo dono thoda close ho gaye hai ...aaur kafi bate karte hai ... Aur
Me : kya aur....???
Bhola: bhayya aap ne kaha na ki madam gym chod di ???
Me : ha
Bhola: Nahi bhayya..
Vo aaj kal jaldi phohonch to hai
Me : vo time change kar di kay
???
Bhola: hahah nahi
Vo aaj kal bike pe aati hai
Me thoda chakit hote huve) accha bike?? Vo kaisr i mean vo chala leti hai hike itne trafdic me???
Mere iss sawal.ke baad bhola ne jo answer dia vo mere pairo tale jameen kheec li
Bhola: vo kaha bhayya
AJJ KAL VO SULEMAN SIR KI BULLET BIKE PE AATI HIIII.
E sun ke muzhe bada dhakka laga
Jo rani mere sat bike pe baite se darti thi aur hamesha car prefer kar thi to vo aaj ek. Gande insaan ke saat bike pe kaise
Mai : kuch bhi mat fek vo kasie aa sakti hai..
Bhola : bhyaa aap mano yaa naa mao ye hi haqeeqat hai..
Edeko
To
E pic dek ke mere hosh udd gaye
Bhola: e suleman ki bike aur ee apni maal
Dekha ka kua gazab hai
Me: lekin kaise huva e......kaise kia usne. Suleman ne pata lia kya. ?
Bhol: Kise kia vo bataunga .. Lekin abhi oati nahi hai lekin pat jaayegi