Adultery PERVERT - BABAN

[Baban]

Usdin pehlibaar maine apne mummy ko ajeeb rup mein payaa. Shaam ko jab main utha to ghar mein sirf papa the. Woh tab bhi so rahe thei. Main bahaar aya to dekha bahaar koi bhi nahi hai. Main thora agey gayaa to bathroom se koi awaaz aa rahi thi. Aahhhh... ssshhhh.... aahhhhhhh...... ufffffff..... yeh main kya kar rahi hoon.... ahhhh.... ssshhhhh.... ufffff.... lekin usse bhi zyada ajeeb yeh tha ke darwaze ke bahaar mere dadaji khare hue they. Under se jiski awaz aa rahi thi woh mere mummy ki thi woh main janta tha lekin dadaji bahaar kyun khare hai phir se? Bathroom janaa hai kya unko? To neechey ke bathroom mein kyun nahi jaa rahe hai? Aur dadaji ke chehre pe yeh muskaan kyun hai? Aur mummy aise awazein kyun nikal rahi hai under se? Mummy ki awaz phir se sunaai di.. 


Mummy: ohhhhh... ssssshhhhhhhh... uffffffff..... ahhhhhhh.... yeh... yeh.... galat hai.... abhi mujhe yeh sab nahi karna....... chahiye par main rik hi nahi paa rahi hoon.... aahhhhh..... ummmmmmm..... sssshhhhhh..... 

Udhar maine dekha dadaji bathroom ke darwaze ke hole se under kuch dekhne ki koshish kar rahe hai par jo aur bhi ajeeb tha woh yeh ki dadaji ke dhoti bahut fula hua tha. Matlab dadaji ke pair ke beech mein dhoti bahut fulaa hua tha. Iska kya matlab hua? Aur aise fula huaa kyun hai wih jagah? Tabhi under se mummy ki awaz aayi... 

Mummy: ahhhhh.... ahhhh.... main ab... nahi ruk.... paungi.. ahhhh.. ahhhh.. ahhhhh.. ahhhh.. ahhh.. ahhhh...... aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mummy ki ek lambi cheek aur phir chharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr karkey paani floor pe girne ki awaz ayi. Aur tabhi dadaji ne bhi apne us fule hue hisse ko pakar kar apne honthon ko jiv se chat liya. Phir dadaji jaldi se wahaan se nikal kar apne kamre mein chalein gaye. 

Mujhe kuch samajh nahi ayaa. Lekin mujhe lagaa shayad mummy ko koi chot ayi hai varna mummy kyun cheekti? To main bathroom ke paas jakaar mummy ko bulane laga. Mummy darwaza kholkar bahaar ayi to maine poocha : mummy kya hua aapko? 

Mummy: mujhe? Kuch bhi nahi beta kyun? 

Main: to aap cheekhi kyun? 

mummy is baat ko sunkar thora ghabra gayi aur phir boli: wohh.....woh... asla mein betaa woh..haaan....ek cockroach aa gaya tha to amain darr gayi thi. Woh kuch nahi..... lekin tum yahan kyun aaye? Bathroom karna hai? 

Main: haaan.. 

Mummy : accha....chalo main karwa deti hu. Aao. 

Bathroom ke baad mummy mujhe kamre mein le aayi. Papa ko uthaya aur chai banaane ke liye neeche chali gayi. Papa uthkar bathroom chale gaye. Main bhi kya karta... bahaar aa gaya. Tabtak dadaji bhi bahaar akar shaam ka news dekh rahe the. Main unke paas jakaar baith gaya. Tv nein dangaa fasad, murder kidnap aise hi khabre hamesha aati thi, tab bhi aisi hi khabar chal rahi thi. Dadaji chanel change karkey dusra chanel dekhne lagey. Tabhi dadaji ne ek chanel pe akar ruk gaye. Maine dekha koi film chal rahi thi wahaan. Tab us film mein ek hot scene chal rahaa tha.  Us waqt mujhe yeh sab kuch bhi samajh nahi ataa tha. Maun sirf dekh rahaa tha. Maine dekha ek hatta katta admi exercise kar raha hai aur dur se ek aurat usko ajeeb nazron se ghur rahi hai. Woh aurat dikhne mein bahut bare ghar ki lag rahi thi. Aur woh aadmi shayad naukar tha. Tabhi us aurat ka pati  apni biwi ko bye karkey car lekaar bahaar chala gaya. Toh us aurat ne apne naukarni ko bola raju ko mere paas bhej do kuch kaam hai. To naukrani us admi ke paas jakar boli malkin bula rahi hai. Woh admi kapra pehen kar malkin ke kamre ke paas akar knock kiya toh under se awaz aayi darwaza khula hai under aa jao. To woh aadmi under chala aya. Lekin under koi bhi dikha. Tabhi peeche se woh aurat darwaze ko bandh kar diya. Jaise hi woh admi peeche mura to woh aurat us aadmi ke upar  uchal para. Usko chumne lagaa. Woh aadmi bar bar malkin... yeh aap kya kar rahi ho.... yeh galat hai.. yeh sab kehe raha tha par woh aurat usko nahi chori aur us aadmi ko bistaar pe dhakka dekar sula diya aur khud uske upar aa gaya.  

Main yeh sab dekhkar kuch samajh nahi paya. Yeh sab ho kya raha hai? Yeh aurat us aadmi ko chum kyun rahi hai? Maine dadaji ke taraaf dekha to dekha ke dadaji bari curious hokar oh scene dekh rahe hai. Udhar woh aurat us admi ka shirt ke button khol chuki thi. Tabhi camera wahaan se hat gaya aur floor pe focus kiya. Tab ek ek karke sarein kapre neeche girne lagey. Phir se camera un dono pe gaya. Ab dono ek chaddar ke under the. Ab woh aadmi bhi us aurat ko chum raha tha. Ab woh aadmi us aurat ke upar tha aur bar bar hil raha tha. Pata nahi kyun. Woh aurat ahh.. ahhh.. kar rahi thi aur us admi ke peeth ko pakar kar nakhun se uske peeth se khun nikal rahi thi. Babare..... kya tha yeh? Main to confuse ho gaya tha yeh sab dekh kar. Lekin tabhi dadaji ke muh se awaz aaya: ahhhh..... chod sali ko.... faida utha kutti ka.... saali ko maza de..... wahhhh... 

Dadaji bina nazar hataye woh dekh rahe the. Tabhi sirion se pairon ki awaz aayi. Maine dekha mummy aur champa masi chai aur khana lekaar aa rahi hai. Tabhi dadaji ne unko aate hue dekhkar jaldi se jaldi us channel ko change kar diya. Mummy ne akaar dadaji ko chaai diya phir mummy papa ko chai dene chale gaye. Champa masi mujhe shaam ka khana dekaar chali gayi. Maun aur dadaji kahney lagey. Fir mummy papa ne bhi akaar hume join kiya. Dadaji, main, papa aur mummy sath mein baithkar baat karte karte tv dekhne lagey. Sab kitna normal aur accha chal raha tha. Lekin mujhe nahi pata tha raat ko phirse mujhe ajeeb kuch dikhne walaa hai. 

Raat ka khanaa bhi mummy ne banaya tha. Par usko upar lekaar aayi champa masi. Hum jab khaney baithe to  champa masi humko dinner serve kar rahi thi. Sab ka khane ka plate dene ke baad champa masi ne aakhri khane ke plet mummy jo diya. Mummy aur hum sab ne khana start kiya.  Lekin pehla niwala muh meij lekar jab mummy khaa rahi thi tab maine dekha ke dadaji mummy ke taraaf dekh rahe the. Phir dadaji ne champa masi ke taraf dekha. Aur champa masi isharein mein mummy ke plet ke taraf dikhaa ke muskurayi. Dadaji bhi muskuraye. Phir champa masi chali gayi. Khair..... hum khane lagey. Mummy ne bahut accha khana banaya tha. Khaney ke baad papa tv dekhne lagey aur dadaji main aur mummy wahin pe walking karne lagey. Main bar bar jab upar sar uthake dadaji ko dekh raha tha to main dekh raha tha me dadaji mummy ko ajeeb nazron se dekh rahe the. Mummy ko pata nahi chal raha tha ke dadaji unko dekh rahe hai. Thori der baad dadaji ne tv off kar diya aur mummy ko boley soney jaane ke liye. Aur mere chaddar aur pillow ko dadaji me kamre mein shift karne ke liye. Main khush tha ke main dadaji ke saath sounga. 
Main dadaji ke kamre mein mummy ka wait kar raha tha. Thori der baad mummy aayi aur mere pillow aur chaddar ko mere paas dekar mere gaal pe kiss karke boli: acche se rehna aur dadaji ko pareshan mat karna. Ok? 

Main: ok. 

Dadaji: tum chinta mat karo bahu.... hum acche se rehengey. Tum jao... so jao. 

Mummy chali gayi. Main dadaji ke sath so gaya. Dadaji mujhe kahaani batane lagey. Woh kahaani sunte sunte main kab so gaya pata nahi chala. Raat ko bahaar ke thand se meri neend khul gayi. Mera chaddar siraak kar dur chala gaya tha. Main uske wapas lene gaya to dekha dadaji kamre mein nahi hai. Maine socha ke shayad dadaji bathroom gaye honge. Lekin wait karne ke baad bhi jab woh nahi aaye to mujhe thora darr lagne laga. Chota tha na.... to yeh normal tha. Main bahaar aya. Bathroom ke taraf gaya. Bilkilul sannata tha aur andhkar. Matlab dadaji bathroom nahi gaye. To kahaan gaye? Sochte hue main agey barne laga. Drwaing room ke paas akar mujhe balcony ke paas se light jalta hua dikhaa. Yeh light mere mummy papa ke kamre ke paas se aa raha tha. Matlab mummy papa abhi bhi jaag rahe hain? Main agey barne lagaa. Jab main balcony ke paas aya to dekha sach mein khuli hui khirki se light bahaar aa raha tha. Aur qahi light balcony ko ujala kar raha tha. Lekin balcony ke bahar maine dekha dadaji kharey hue hai aur us khirki ke paas nazar lagaake kuch dekh rahe hai. 

Maine pehle hi bataya tha ke woh khirki ke paas wali deewar pe ek baraa sa aaina yani mirror tangaa hua tha. Us mirror se ghar ka lagbhag sara hissa dikhta tha. Woh khirki khuli hone ke wajah se mujhe bhi baahar se hi under kya ho raha tha woh dikh raha tha. Us mirror pe maine dekha meri mummy ko. Lekin yeh kya? Mummy aisi halaat mein kyun hai? Mummy nangi kyun hai? Aur mummy yeh kya kar rahi hai? Mummy papa ke upar aise baithe kyun hai? 

Mummy papa ke upar uchal rahe the. Aur is wajah se mummy ke barein barein chuchia bahut hil rahe thei. Mummy ki chuchian bar bar mummy me up down honei ke sath sath woh bhi up down hokar uchal rahe thei. Maine kabhi bhi mummy ko ya papa ko aise nahi dekhata. Woh pehlibaar tha main apne parents ko aise bina kapron ke dekh raha tha. Isse pehle mummy mere samne dress change kiya hai par yeh to ajerb hai. Mummy papa ke upar aise uchal kyun rahi hai. Aur yeh kya? Maine dekha dadaji bhi us mirror ke taraf dekhte hue apne dhoti ke paas hat firaa rahe hai. Udhar under se mummy ki awazein aa rahi thi. Humare ghar ke aas paas koi ghar na honei ke karaan yeh jagah pura shant tha. Isliye mujhe dur khare hokar bhi under ki awaz acche se sunaai de raha tha. Mummy ke muh se ahhhhhhh... ahhhhhh... ufffffff.... aur karo.... aise haaan.... ahhhhh

Mujhe lagaa usdin jab main raat ko susu karne ke liye utha tha tab dadaji ke kamre se bhi champa masi ka aise hi awaz aa rahi thi aur ab mummy bhi aisi awaz kar rahi hai... par kyun? Tabhi papa ka awaz sunaai diya... 

Papa: Latika..... pls.... mann nahi kar raha hai. 

Mummy: ohhhhhh... please.... thori der.... pata nahi mujhe bahut karne ka mann kar raha hai.... jaan pls thori der... ahhhhh... ahhhh.. 

Papa: tum janti ho mujhe iswaqt yeh sab accha nahi lag raha hai.... please... ab so jao. 

Mummy : main janti hoon.... lekin please thori der.... aur thori der tak karne do.... please inko pakro naaaa... 

Mummy ne papa ke haaton mein apna chuchiyon ko pakra diyaa.... aur papa ke upar aur zor se uchal ne lagi... aur papa ko kiss karne ko koshish karne lagi..

Papa : Latika please.... abhi nahi... mujhe neend aa rahi hai.... ab jee nahi kar raha hai... please so jao... 

Mummy ko thora gussa aya aur boli: ufffff... accha thik hai... so jao... tum bhi naa.... 

Mummy ko thora gusse mein lagaa. Mummy ke uthte hi papa murkar so gaye. Aur mummy papa ke baaju mein sokaar papa ko sotey hue dekhkar bed se utar ne lagi. Tabhi maine dekha dadaji bhi jaldi jaldi wapas aa rahe hai. Mujge bhi lagaa mujhe bhi janaa chahiye. Warna mummy ko pata chal gaya ke itne raat ko main jag raha hoon to mummy bahut daategi. Main daur ke kamre mein akar so gaya. Lekin main sochne lagaa: yeh kya ho raha tha? Mummy yeh kya kar rahi thi? Aur dadaji bahaar khare hokar yeh kyun dekh rahe the? Tabhi dadaji aaye to maine aankh bandh kar liya. Maine mehsoos kiya ke dadaji bistar par charkar so gaye. Lekin dhire dhire kuch bol rahe thei. Mujhe sunaai diya ke dadaji bol rahe the...

Dadaji: salaa..... namard kahin kaa.... aise bete ka baap honei par bhi sharam ata hai.... isko mere hi ghar janam lena tha? Sala..... itni khubsurat biwi usko sukh de rahi hai par sala mera beta... usko to sonaa hai.... salein mere bete ka lund khara bhi hota hai ya nahi? Agaar mein uske jagha hota toh Latika ko dikha deta asli mard kya hota hai.... kamse kam subah ke 4 baje tak usko pyaar karta.... aur yeh mera beta.... sala..5 minute bhi nahi kar payaa.... thik hai.... ab mujhe hi uska jagah lena parega.... sab acche se chal raha hai....dawaii ka asar shuru ho gaya hai.....ab to woh din dur nahi jab bahu ke neeche mera beta nahi..... uska baap hoga...ha... ha.. ha... ha.. ha. 

Us waqt dadaji ki baatein main nahi samajh paya. Samajh hi nahi paya mere hi baju mein sokar woh aadmi mere aur papa ki barbaadi ka plan discuss kar raha tha.

To be continued... 

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