Adultery PERVERT - BABAN

[Baban]

Ek hota hai insaan,  aur ek hota hai insaani rup mein shaitaan. Mere dadaji bhi wohi the. Ek bacche ko apne hi maa se khoon karwakey dadaji ko bahut mazaa ayaa tha usdin. Main samajh nahi payaa ke aise baap ke bete hokar mere papa itne acche aur itne bhaley aadmi kaise baane? Shayad dadimaa ke wajaah se. Jab tak woh thi mere papa aur humare pariwar mein koi pareshaani nahi thi. Lekin unke bimaar honey ke baad sabkuch tahes nahes ho gaya. Us umaar mein mujhe kuch bhi samajh nahi ayaa tha. Lekin aaj jab un baaton ko sochta hu...toh darr ke marein aur sharam se pani pani ho jataa hu. Baar baar sochta hu...kyun? Kyun gaye the hum us ghar mein? Kyun...? Sabkuch khatam ho gayaa mera.


Dadaji aur ramesh dadu aise bhayanak baaton ko enjoy kar rahe the. Dadaji ne aur bhi bahut kuch bola ramesh dadu ko. 

Dadaji: sach mein saale manoj ko pehle to maine har din college mein daraaya,  maraa, bully kiya.....lekin usko uske hi maa ke haaton maarwa ke ajeeb sa maza mila mujhe. Janta hai....chad pe le jaane ke baad manoj ki maa ne manoj ko chad ke corner mein le jaake bahut daraya tha. 

Manij mi maa uske bete ko Bol rahi thi : agaar tere pitaji ko kuch bhi bola na to fek dungi yahaan se. Bol.....bolegaa apne pitaji ko? Bol...bolega tere pitaji ko kuch bhi? Dekh..... ekdum chup rehna varna sach fek dungi. Yeh nahi sochungi tu mera beta hai. Bol...bolega? 

Main peechey se sab sun raha tha. Bahut maza aa raha tha. 
Aaj us manoj ko main nahi.... balki uski aapni maa bully kar rahi thi, daraa rahi thi. Maa ke haaton bete ko humilate karna uffffff kya maza aata hai yaar. Lekin mujhe tabhi manoj ko humilate karne ka ek idea ayaa.

Ramesh: kya idea? 

 Main manoj ke maa ke paas gaya aur manoj ke baal pakar kar bola....

Dadaji : kyun be saale? Apne baap ko bolegaa? Accha? Aaj main aur teri maa tujhe chorenge tab to tu kuch bolega naa.....

Manoj ki maa: bol..... bolegaa apne pitaji ko? Varnaa....

Dadaji: kya hua? Teri mummy tujhse kuch puch rahi hai... jawab de. Tuney kya socha tha? Mujhse bach ke bhag jaega? Subir naam hai mera....itni kacchi khel main nahi khelta. Maine tere maa se suna tha ke ghar akar tu aunty ko bolta tha ke maine tuhje kaise bully karta hoon? Tuney kya sochata? Isse mujhe koi faraak parega? Main tujhe bully nahi karunga? Yey dekh.....teri khud ki maa ab mere sath hai. Jis maa ko tu mere barein mein complain karta tha aaj usi maa ke sath milkar main tujhe upaar pahucha dungaa....ab tu kabhi apne baap se nahi mil payega.. 

Manoj: nahi....main pitaji ko sabkuch bataa dunga. Maa aap is ke sath kya jar rahe the? Main pitaji ko sabkuch bataa dunga.

Dadaji: zinda rahega to naa...

Manoj: kya matlab? 

Dadaji: matlab? Aunty zara apne bete ko samjhao iska matlab. 

Phir ek dhakaa mara manoj ko uski maa ne..... bus....sala sab pareshani khatam. Sab ko lagaa khelte hue....manoj ka accident hua tha. Us din ke baad kuch dino tak hum nahi miley....phir manoj ke papa ka transfer ho gaya woh chale gaye.

Ramesh: lekin bechare uske baap ko pata bhi nahi chala uske bete ka accident nahi hua hai balki murder hua hai. usko pata chalta to kya hota? 

Dadaji: abey yeh soch....usko agar yeh pata chalta ke uske bete ka murder uska biwi matlab manoj ke maa ne khud kiya hai to uska kya halaat hota ha...ha...ha..ha.. 

Ramesh : haa.....sach mein... 

Dadaji : arey....yeh to thi meri college ke time ki baat....uske baad jab main baraa hua....officer banaa to kitne aurton ke maze liye maine. 

Ramesh : haan.....tuney aur jaggu ne milkar bahut aish kiye. Aakhir usi jaggu ko bhi raste se hataa diyaa bari chalaki se.

Dadaji: kya karta.....sale ke paas meri ek gupt jaan kari thi. Mere haaton ek leader ka kaam tamaam hua tha. Uske liye mujhe accha maal bhi mila. Iski khabaar us jaggu ko pari. To usne mujhe blackmail karna shuru kia. Tu toh janta hi hai......jo mera saath deta hai main unka saath deta hoon, lekin jo mujhse takkar leta hai usko raste se hatane ke liye ek second bhi nahi leta. Bus......lorri se uraa diya saalen ko. Phir salen ki patni ko bhi nahi chora. Tujhe kya lagta hai? Jaggu ka beta uska khudka baccha hai? 

Ramesh : tu to khel gayaa re saaley.....isi liye college ke nikalne ke utne saal baad tuney  phir se woh powder liya tha mujhse? 

Dadaji: haan.....us jaggu ki patni par meri nazaar thi. Lekin dost ki biwi samajh kar kuch nahi kiya. Lekin jab us kaminey jaggu ne mujhse sharaa panti ki to....saley ko raste se hataa bhi diyaa aur uski patni ke sath aish bhi kiya. Woh bhi us jaggu ke mala dale hue photo ke samne. Maza agaya tha....saalen ke photo ke samne usi ki patni jab mere lund pe uchal rahi thi. Uffffff......kuchidin pehle pati ko khoya tha aur jisne uske pati ko maraa usike lund ki sawaari kar rahi thi woh. Phir usko ek baccha bhi diya maine aur paise bhi diye. 

Ramesh: tu toh master aadmi hai bhai....tere jaisa koi hain hi nahi.

Dadaji: aab yeh saab puraane baatein chor aur asli mudde par aate hai. Jo powder tuney pehle 2 bar mujhe taab diyaa tha.......woh aab mujhe phirse chahiye. Intezam kar sakta hai? Paisa jitna chahiye milega tujhe.

Ramesh : woh powder? Aab? Lekin aab kyun chaa.......


Ramesh dadu puri baat khatam nahi kiye aur dadaji ke taraaf dekhte rahe kuch der. Phir haaskar boley...

Ramesh: saaleyyyy.....kamineyyyyyy.......samajh gayaaa.......abey saaley apne bete ki patni par nazar to teri pehle se thi.....aab kya usko bhi........????? 

Dadaji : aab kya karoon yaar......isi liye to itna sab plan kiyaa......tere zarie....... itna baraa plan ko success banaya...... aab jis kaam ke liye yeh sab kiya woh karne ka waqt aa gaya hai......aisi nasheeli chees akhon ke samne ghum rahi hai....aur main sirf dekhu? Yeh kaise ho sakta hai? Ab to bahu ko dekhana paregaaa.......asli sewa kaise kiya jataa hai..

Ramesh: tu to khel gayaa re....isi liye tuney apni patni ko bhi mere zariye slow poison dekar maar.......


Dadaji : ssshhhhhhh.......chup......ab bol....intezam kar payega Ke nahi? Tu acchi taraah janta hai bhaai...tere kitne kale kartoot main janta hoon....agar tu mere raaz janta hai toh main tera janta hoon.....agaar main bolne pe aa jauuu to....


Ramesh : arey....tu....tu....buraa kyun manta hai....main kal lataa hu na.... mujhe pataa hai kahaan milta hai woh....kaal lekar 11 bajey aata hu main....tu fikaar mat kar...bus.... kisiko kuch batana maat.

Dadaji: sabash......tu mere kaam aaa, main tere kaam aaunga......chal abhi main chalta hoon....tu kaal dawaai le ana thik hai.

Ramesh dadu thik hai bolkey dusri taraaf jaane lagey. Aur dadu mere paas akar mujhe godi mein lekar wapas ghar ki taraaf jaane lagey. 

Main: dadu... kon bimaar hai? 

Dadaji: bimaar? Matlab beta? 

Main: aapne bola na ramesh dadu ko dawaai lekar aane ke liye...

Dadaji : ohhhh...tumne woh sunaa?  Haaan woh..... tumhari dadi ke liye....

Main: dadi ke liye? 

Dadaji : hummm....beta woh bahut bimaar haina.....isiliye to tumko, papa ko tumhari mummy ko bulayaa....woh unki dekh vaal karengi......aur mujhe bahu ki sewaaa milegaaa....haaa....haaa...pyari bahu ki sewaaa....

Mujhko us waqt kya pata tha woh dawaai dadi ke liye nahi.... kisi aur ke liye tha.

Raat ko khaana khaney ke baad hum sab baithkar tv delh rahe thei. Papa dadimaa ke paas the thori der tak fir humare kamre mein chalein gaye ek jaruri phone karne ke liye. Tab main mummy aur dadaji baithe the. Main beech mein baitha tha. Pata nahi kya hua dadaji ne mujhe aapne godi mein uthake bithaya aur mummy ke thora paas siraak kar baith gaye. Mummy tv dekhneein busy thi. Main bhi. Lekin maine dadaji ko dekha to maine dekha dadaji tv nahi dekh rahe the....balki mere mummy ko dekh rahe thei. Balki yeh kehna chahiye mummy ke cleavage ko dekh rahe the. Dadaji 6 foot se bhi zyada lambe hai isliye sofe par baith kar bhi mummy ke sar se dadaji ka sar bahut upar tha isliye dadaji acche se mummy ki husn ko dekh paa rahe the. Maine dekha Dadaji mummy ke maxi se nikla hua cleavage ko dekh kar ekbar apna honth chabaya phir mummy ke taraf dekhkar shaitaani hasi hasaa. Lekin tabhi mere papa wahaan aa gaye to dadaji ne nazar ghumake tv dekhne lagey. 

Dadaji : chalo rohan beta....hum thora yahan walking karte hai. Khaney ke baad thora walking sahet ke liye acchha hota hai. Bahu tum bhi walking karo..
..waise bhi tum apne aap ko maintain karti ho... mere bete ko kuch bolti nahi ho kya...dekho kaisa pet ful raha hai iskaa.....haat pairon se dubla patla lekin...pet se mota.

Mummy : hazar baar boli hoon babuji....lekin yeh sunte hi nahi....sirf khana aur let kar tv dekhna hota hai inko.

Papa : mujhe yeh sab exercise pasaand nahi latika.

Dadaji : woh toh tujhe bachpan se pasaand nahi. Kitna koshis kiya tujhe exercise karaane ka par tu kar hi nahi pata thaa......aur baar baar mere haaton maar khata tha.

Papa: ufffff...pitaji....yaad maat dilaiye woh baat....aapke haaton maar kha kha ke meri to halaat kharap ho jaati thi...maa akar mujhe bachati thi.

Dadaji: tere maa ne hi tujhe bigaraa hua thaa.....mere rule ke hisab se chalta to aaj mere taara na sahi...kamse kaam ek accha body to hota.

Mummy : bilkul sahi kahaan babuji....chaliye hum walking karte hai. 

Mummy, main ayr dadaji walking karne lagey lambe balcony mein. Dadaji mummy se baat kar rahi thi aur hum walking kar rahe thei. kuch der baad dadaji ne tv off kar diya aur hum apne apne kamre mein aa gaye. Sabkuch normaal tarikey se hi abtak chaal raha tha. Lekin usi raat se shuru hua woh sab jo nahi hona chahiye tha. Raat ko mummy ka neend achanak khul gaya. Mummy bistaar se utarne lagi. Unke vibration se mera bhi neend khul gaya aur maine aankh kholkey dekha....mummy uthkar bahaar jaa rahi thi. Shayad toilet jaa rahi thi. Main soya raha. Darwaza khula hi thaa. Maine dekha mummy bahaar chali gayi. Floor pe mummy ka shadow bhi gayaab hi gaya. Kuch der baad mujhe lagaa ek aur shadow mummy ke peeche peechey chala gaya. Main yeh dekh kar uth gaya. Thori der baitha raha. Fir uthke kisi tarah bistaar se neeche aya(kyun ki bahut chota tha main tab) aur bathroom ki taraaf jaane lagaa. Bathroom humare ghar se thora door ek gali ke under tha. Main wahan pahuch ke dekha bathroom ka door bandh tha lekin under mummy thi kyun ki under ki light bahaar bhi aa rahi thi. Bathroom ke darwaze pe do teen jagah hole tha kyun ki bahut puraana darwaza tha. Wahaan se bhi light bahaar aa raha tha. 

Tabhi under se paani girne ka huuusshhhhhh aur paani comode mei girne kaa charrrrrrrrrrr charrrrrrr awaz ane lagaa. Matlab mummy susu kar rahi hai. Lekin us waqt jo baat mujhe ajeeb laagi maine dekha darwaze ke bahaar mere dadaji khare hai aur darwaze ke hole se under dekhne ki koshis kar rahe hai. Unka ek haat uswaqt apne dhoti ke paas tha. Dono pauron ke beech dadaji apne haat ko ragar rahe the. Jaise hi mummy ki susu ki awaz ruk gayi to dadaji jaldi se wahaan se nikal kar bahar chale gaye. Mujhe lagaa tha shayad dadaji ko bhi bathroom janaa tha par woh waise bhaag kyun gaye? 

Us waqt mujhe kya pataa tha mere dadaji susu karne ke liye nahi... balki susu ki awaz sunne ke liye gaaye the. Lekin yeh to bus shuruaat tha....agey jo hone wala tha duaa karta hoon woh kisi ke saath kabhi naa ho.

To be continued.... 

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