chachaji milked mom(collected from net)

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Me: Mera matlab.. mujhe laga... nischit roop se mai bol nehi sakti... mujhe laga... Ram bari bari meri taraf dekh raha hai... matlab...directly nehi Chacha-ji...

Chacha-ji: Beti... ye to bahut natural hai... tumhari jawani... tumhari ye sundar shape... gora badan... us-e akarshit kar raha hai... aur ye to bilkul swabhabik hai...

I was obviously somewhat annoyed at such a loose comment from Chacha-ji.

Me: Ye kaise swabhavik ho sakta hai Chacha-ji? Har bête kya apni maa ko iss nazar se dekhta hai? Issi gandi soch ko to hume sudharna hai...

Chacha-ji: Zarur sudharna hai Beti... par Ram ka jo umar hai wo ek parivartan aur tabdilili se gujar raha hai... so you have to be v-e-r-y patient... mard aur aurat ke jaun-sambandh aur maithun ke bare mei wo abhi jaan raha hai... aurat ke sharir ke rahasya mei wo bada utsuk hai...

Chacha-ji probably paused a second so that I could grasp what he tried to mean.

Chacha-ji: Beti....is bich agar tum us-e rokogi... tokogi... ya fir harbadi mei koi decision logi... to wo tumse chupake sara kaam karne lagega... that’s why I said you have to be extremely patient.

I could feel that what this elderly man was saying probably made sense.

Me: Ji... mai jaldi bol gayi... ap shayad sehi bol rahe hain!

Chacha-ji: Aur Ram ke iss growing age mei hume us-e har tarah ki support karna chahiye... naki pratibandh aur rok...

Me: Ji... mai samjh gayi... ap jaise bolenge mai waisa hi karoongi Chacha-ji!

Chacha-ji: Beti, tum agar thoda compromise aj karti ho... kal ke liye wo Ram ke liye swdarthak hoga!

Me: Ji...

Unknowingly I was getting entangled inside the web of my elderly landlord’s perversion.

Chacha-ji: Iss liye Ram ke har ek movement mere liye jan-na bahut zaruri hai Beti...

Me: Hmm... mai samajh sakti hoon...

Chacha-ji: Ab ye batao ke ye do din mei Ram jo tumshe chipkata tha... wo kya aage se ya peechhe se tumhare kareeb ata tha?

I thought for a while recapturing the moments in my mind when my son hugged me in the kitchen or elsewhere.

Me: Umm... normally Chacha-ji.... matlab... peeche se!

Chacha-ji (almost muttering): Saali randi ke liye ye normal baat hai ki uska jawan beta us se roz peeche se chipakata hai!

Me: Kya?

Chacha-ji: Kuch nehi Beti... mai ye keh raha tha ke ye jo Ram tumhe peeche alingan karta hai... tau tum apni pichwade pe uska lund feel kiya tha ki nahi?

Chacha-ji again started injecting bold direct physical words in our conversation which immediately made me feel embarrassed and blushed.

Me: Haan... shayad thoda kiya tha...

Chacha-ji: Matlab... uska khada tha?

Me: Khada?... err... matlab... haan shayad... par mai thik se dhyan nehi de payi... kitchen mei kaam jo kar rahi thi.

Chacha-ji: Ram ka lund zarur khada tha Beti jab wo tumhare karreeb tha... ye to swabhabik sharirik prakriya hai... (thinking for a while looking upwards) kya woh apna lund tumhari gaand per ragad raha tha?

I naturally objected immediately as nothing of that sort happened.

Me: Nehi nehi Chacha-ji! Aisa kuch Ram kabhi nehi kiya hai!