Adultery WHO WATCHES WATCHMEN

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Agale din ACP zoya Dara ke society mai karib subah 10-11 baje pahunch jati hai.. Pahunchate hi wo society ke chairman se milate hai.. Society ka chairman baat karte hui kahta hai.. 


Hamare yaha ek watchman hai.. Dara naam hai uska.. 

Dara ka naam sunate hi ACP ke chehare mai chamak aa jati hai.. Uske aankho ke samne kal wala nazara aa jata hai.. 



ACP kahte hai 

Uska kya hai 

Chairman kahta hai 

Wo aap ko .. Matlab security officer walo ko help karna chahata hai.. 

Kaise help 

Chor ko pakadane mai 

Kya use pata hai kya chor ke baare mai 

Wo mai nahi janata.. Shyad chor ko pakadane mai help karna chahata hai wo.. Ya koi plan bana raha ho..Wo kal muje bol raha tha.. 

Zoya maan mai kahte hai 

Wo kya help karega.. Use aurato se fursat mile to.. 

Madam ek baar aap use mil lo .. Matlab mai bulata hu use.. Wo aa jayega.. Fir aap puch lo use.. Wo kya kahna chahata hai.. 

ACP ha mai gardan hilate hai.. Tab chairman sahab Dara ko bulate hai.. Dara aa jata hai.. Jab wo ACP ko  dekhta hai tab dekhte hi rahta
 hai



Dara ye ACP zoya madam hai.. Hamare society mai jo choriya ho rahi hai na ye zoya madam hi handle kar rahi hai.. Dara haat aage kar ke zoya ki taraf badata hai.. Zoya bhi aage haat karta hai..  

Hello madam.. 

Hello.. 

Zoya aapna goggle thoda neeche kar ke Dara ko dekhne lagta hai.. 

Dara.. Maine inne bata diya hai.. 

Kya bata diya hai.. Chairman sahab.. 

Wahi kal jo tu bol raha tha na.. Ki mai chor pakadane mai security officer walo ki help karunga.. 

( tab Dara ko yaad aa jata hai ki kal usne josh josh mai kaha tha ki mai security officer walon ki help karunga.. Wo sochane lagta hai.. Aise kadak security officer wale hai pahle pata hota to chairman sahab ko pahle hi bata deta ki mai security officer walo ko help karunga.. Jaane do der aaye.. Durust aaye.. ) 

Ye sab sochate hui Dara ACP ko hi gur raha tha.. Specially uske mamme.. Jo tight top mai bahut mast lag rahe the.. ACP ye achhe se jaan gayi thi dara kaha dekh raha hai.. 

Tabhi chairman sahab kahte hai madam aap isse baat kar lo.. Mai aata hu.. Thoda kaam hai.. 

Haan.. Jaroor.. 

Aisa ACP kahti hai.. 


“society ke chairmen sahab  bata rahe the ki tum chor pakadane  ka plan kar rahe ho “


Acp ke bato me dara ke liye koi anjan shaks se baat karne ke bhhav the.. Wo ye nahi jata rahi thi ki usne use kal un ladies ke saath wo sab karte hui dekha hai.. 


“ha “


“kaise “


“pata nahi “


“wah..” 

usne sar hilaaya aur chehare par smile aa gaye.. 


“kya hua ??”


“bate badi badi karne se koi aera gera chor ko nahi pakad sakta..  ?
Mr. Watchman.. “


Acp ne muskurate hue kaha

Aera gera??? 

ha Mr. Watchman ?? 

Main koi aera gera nahi hu madam 

Wo muskurai

security officer ke samne koi watchman aera gera hi hoga na.. Mr. Watchman .. 

Main sirf watchman nahi hu 

To kon ho??? Koi detective ho kya?? 

Chehare par nakhra dikhate hui acp kahte hai.. 



Mai pahle military mai raha chuka hu.. 

To 

Military ke investigating team mai maine kaam kiya hai.. 

Ohhh.. I see?? 

Acp ke chehare par aashrya ke bhav the?? 

To Mr. Investigating officer.. Sorry.. Ex. Investigating officer.. Chor ko pakadane ka plan kya hai.. 

Plan to abhi banaya nahi hai.. Madam.. 

To kab banaoge.. Aur kaam kab shuru karoge?? 

Madam ji…  kaam bhi ho jayega aur chor bhi pakada jayega?? 

Par kab?? Muje chor ko jald se jald pakadana hai.. 

“yaar hamara kaam hai koshis karna, result to uper wale ke hatho me hai “

Yaar..  Bolane ko Mai koi tumare friend nahi hu.. 

Sorry…  madam.. 

“philosophy mat jhado koi plan ho to batao “


“plan to Mai bana lunga.. Par kyo na main pahle aap ke kaam karne ke tarike  ko samjh lu.. 

To uske liye muje kya karna hoga?? Mr.ex . Investigating officer..

Kuch jada nahi..   tum mujhe apne saath rakh lo.. Kuch dino tak  .. 


Dara ne aise kahte hi acp ne use  ghura.. Aur kaha.. 



Jada smart mat bano.. 

Rakh lo na madam.. 

Kya bol ke saath rakh lu.. 


“dost bana kar .. ya fir bf “


Usne Dara ko muskurate hue dekha, ajib bat thi ki uske chahre me abhi bhi koi gusse wala bhaw nahi tha


“apni aoukat me raho samjhe “


Ye bhi usne muskurate hue hi kaha tha.. 


“aur meri aoukat kya hai “


“tum ek watchman ho.. aur Ek budda kala sa watchman ho .. Koi young.. Dashing watchman nahi ho “


“lekin watchman to hu na “


“achcha ?? “


“yaar tumhe budhhe kale watchman  se kya problem hai ??  “


Usne bas ek gahri sans li

Fir se yaar.. 


Sorry madam ji.. 


Dara ki bat sunkar usne najre uthaakar  Dara ko ghoora


“yakin nahi hota ??”


Dara ne acp ko ghoorate hue kha


“kya??”

Ek kala sa budhha watchman mujse flert kar sakta hai.. Aur wo bhi mere aankho ke samne.. Aur mai.. 

Aur mai hone de rahu hu na.. 



Aise bat  kar ke Dara  joro se hans pada wahi acp bhi hasane lagi , ye uski masoomiyat se bhari hansi thi na ki security officer officer ki  kisi pai gussa aane ke baad aayi hansi , aur is hansi ki bat hi kuch alag thi , uska chahra khil gaya tha kisi bachche ke jaise wo swakchhandta se khulkar hans rahi thi ..

 Acp ne hasate hue kaha


“ ek fatichar mujhase flert karne  laga hai “


Dara ne bhi use muskurate hue dekha.. Wo kuch kahe iss se pahle uski  nigah dur se dekhti hui reshma par padi, Dara ko ACP  ke sath hansata hua dekhkar uska muh gusse se phool gaya tha .. Dara ne jaise hi use dekha waise hi uske taraf dekhte hui aapna haat hilaya lekin wo Dara ki taraf na aakar dusare or chali gai ..dara ko samjh aa chuka tha ki usne aisa kyon kiya ..


“chalo bad me milta hu plan banane ke liye “

Aisa kaha ke Dara acp se dur jane laga ... 

“are ruko na kaha ja rahe ho “


“thoda kaam hai “

Aisa kah ke Dara ne ACP  se alvida liya aur reshma ki or bhaga, wo society ke gate ke paas ek sabji wale ke paas khade thi.. Saath mai jhanvi bhi thi..

Acp uske piche jane lage.. Acp dekhnaa chahati thi wo kaha ja raha hai .. Use laga ki ye itane jaldi mai kisi na kisi lady ke pichhe hi ja raha hoga.. tabhi society ka chairman waha aa gaya.. Aur usse baate karne laga.. Aur idhar Dara reshma ke paas chala gaya....


hii reshma.. Kya kar rahe ho 

Reshma kuch nahi bolati hai .. 

tum mujhe dekh kar bhi ignore kyo kar rahi ho 

Tab reshma gusse se bola te hai 




“tum mere pas kyo chale aaye ho us  kamini kutti chhinal Sali ke pas hi rahte .. Kon  hai wo Sali rand “

Wo ACP hai.. Chori ki investigation karne aaye hai.. 

Bhabhi jaisi sabhy sushil lady ke muh se ye sab sunkar jhanvi ka dimag hi chakra gaya .. Wo  muh fade use dekh rahi thi.. 

itana bolkar shayad wo chup chap sabji nikaalne  lagi thi ..dara aur jhanvi  chup chap wahi khade rahkar use dekh rahe the.. 


“aise kya ghur rahe ho jaao na usi ke paas “

Aisa reshma ne kaha tha.. Aur Dara kuch aage kahta usse pahle hi reshma ne kaha.. 

Chalo.. Jhanvi.. 

Aisa kah ke wo jhanvi ka haat pakad ke use waha se leke gaye.. 

Aander jate hi jhanvi kahte hai 

“itana gussa .. akhir kyo ??:?: hamari sidhi sadhi bhabhi   ke muh me itani gali ?:?: bat kya hai..  “


“koi bat nahi hai .. Sab tum jante ho jhanvi.. Aur puch rahi ho baat Kya hai ' 
Usne aur kuch kiya kya aap ke saath bhabhi.. Isliye maine pucha 


tum jaao na yaar yaha se.. mujhe kitchen Mai ka bacha hua kaam karna hai  .. 



Jhanvi ne uske hath se sabji wali thaile chhinkar baju me rakh di.. 


“are ye kya “ 

wo apne thaile ko pakdne ki koshis karne lagi lekin jhanvi ne uske hath nahi lagne diya


“do ise idhar “


“bahut ho gaya bhabhi itana bhi kya jal rahi ho tum usse, sirf usse bat hi to ki hai us ACP ne “


Jhanvi ki bat sunkar wo jaise jam hi gayi, thodi der tak bas use hi dekhti rahi


“us sale ne kisi ke saath  bat karne par main kyo jalungi, khud ko samjhta kya hai wo “


Usne joro se kaha lekin jhanvi uske gusse se damakte hue chahre ko dekh rahi thi wo .. Uski bhabhi use aur bhi pyari lag rahi thi ..


“to fir usse aapne sahi se baat kyon nahi ki "

Mai kyon karu usse baat.. 

Thik hai baat nahi karne hai to mat karo baat aap.. Par Usse  dekhkar bhag kyo gai aur us ACP ko aap galiyon kyon de rahi ho aap aisa to  aourate tab jalti hai jab unka pati kisi dusari aourat se bat kar raha ho “


Uska chahra lal ho chuka tha ab jhanvi ke aise kahne se..


“tum pagal ho gaye ho kuch bhi bol rahe ho chalo mujhe mera kaam karne do “


“pahle tum batao ki tumhe Dara sse koi problem hai ya us ACP se “


“wo Dara bhi aur ACP bhi bhad me jaaye  .. Muje kya karna hai “


Itna bolkar wo uth gai aur kitchen ki taraf jane lagi.. 

Bhabhi.. Iss mai us ACP ka kya dosh hai.. Ya aap ka Dara se badla lene ka irda hai kya 

“jhanvi  mujhe koi badla nahi lena hai na hi main is bat ke liye ACP ya Dara se jo koi lady baat karege usko dosh deti hu, lekin kya karu jab wo samne aata hai to main ye bhool bhi to nahi sakti ki usne mere saath kya kiya .. Aur muje bahut gussa aa jata hai uspar.. 

Aisa kah ke reshma kitchen mai chali jati hai.. Jhanvi  use kitchen mai jate hue dekhti  rahi aur thodi der me wo bhi kitchen mai chali gaye ..

Reshma ka chehara  thoda Gambhir ho gaya tha .. Pure samay jhanvi  bas reshma ke chare ko dekh rahi thi uska masoom sa chahra aaj utra hua lag raha tha, dekhkar hi lag raha tha ki aab wo jo kaam kar rahi thi usmai uska thoda bhi dhyan nahi hai.. udashi uske chahre par chhai hui thi …….ek bar reshma ne jhanvi ko dekha to wo use hi dekh rahi thi.. Tab reshma niche gardan kar ke fir se kaam karne lage.. Reshma  ka chahra abhi bhi utra hua lag raha tha …