15-02-2019, 09:56 PM
Update 37
Mai jaldi se haath muh dho ke aa gaya aur khane ke liye baith gaya khushi meri god mai aa ke baith gayi maine use ek kiss kiya aur phir hum dono bhai-behan khane ka intzaar karne lage aur thali se music bajane lage.
Ab aage...
Mom- ye kya hai ankur thali bajane ke liye nahi hai use neeche rakho abhi ke abhi nahi to kisi ko khana nahi milega.
Mom ka aisa farman sun ke khushi meri taraf dekhne lagi phir ek dam se hum dono hasne lage aur phir jor-jor se thali bajane lagi (khushi lagatar hasti ja rahi thi use aisa haste huwe dekhke mujhe bada sukun mil raha tha).
Tabhi mom khana le ke aa gayi aur apna lecture dene lagi khair mom ne hum ko khana diya aur maine jaise hi pehla niwala toda khane ke liye ki tabhi ghar ki doorbell baji.
Mom- tu khana kha mai dekhti hu kaun aaya hai.
Mom chali gayi unhone jaise hi gate khola samne rg aur aryan khade the.
Rg- hello aunty hum ankur ke dost hai usse milne ke liye aaye hai.
Mom- ander aawo beta wo ander khana kha raha hai tum bhi aa jawo.
Mai- mom koi jarurat nahi hai ye bhukhad saara kha jayega isse bahar se hi nipta deta hu bas aap mujhe ek min. dijiye.
Rg- dekha aunty aap ka beta kya sochta hai mere bare mai waise khusbu badi hi acchi hai (rg kameena mom ke saath mere pass aa gaya).
Mai- maine to shaam ko aane ko kaha tha na to is samay kyu.
Rg- chal baate band ker khana khane de mujhe bahut bhuk lagi hai (kisi bhukhad ki tarah wo khane mai jut gaya pehle to aryan thoda sa hichak raha tha per phir wo bhi pakka beshram ban gaya ye s*** rg kisi ko bhi beshram bana sakta hai).
Mom- beta aap ka naam kya hai.
Rg- aunty mera naam gaurav hai aur ye aryan waise aap ke haath mai sach mai jaadu hai maine itna tasty khana bahut dino ke baad khaya hai thanks.
Mom- tumhe jab bhi khane ka dil ho tum behichak yahan aa sakte ho ye aaj se tumhara bhi ghar hai.
Mai- aap isse gaud le rahi hai to mera kya hoga [img]/images/smilies/loadstears.gif[/img].
Aryan- ro mat tujhe to ek bhai mil gaya.
Mai- chup ker nahi to tere saare daanth tod dunga.
Mom- tum logon ka khana ho gaya ho to ab khushi ko sula do uske sone ka samay ho gaya hai.
Rg- are ha mai to khushi se milne ke liye aa tha aur ye gift bhi laya tha uske liye (ek chocolate ka bada sa packet).
Mai khushi ko apne kamre mai le aaya aur usko sulane laga waise wo bhi kam shaitan nahi thi jaise hi mai usko sula ke wahan se uthne ki koshish karta wo uth ke baith jati aur hasne lagti.
Aise hi use sulane mai muje pure 1 ghanta lag gaya uske baad mai rg aur arayn ko lekar upper chaat pe chala gaya.
Mai- itni jaldi kaise aa gaye tum log.
Aryan- wo hum pass mai hi aaye the to socha ki tere pass hi aa jaate hai waise bhi tu akela hi tha mujhe nahi pata tha ki aunty wapas aa gayi hai.
Mai- chal koi nahi chal chalte hai.
Rg- kahan?
Mai- aryan ke liye job ki baat karne ke liye.
Aryan- tu majak ker raha hai na.
Mai- nahi mai majak nahi kerta meri ek friend yahan ke sabse acche mall ke ek kaffi popular section ki manager hai to tu lucky hai shayad tera kam ho jaye.
Rg- waah aaj tune sach mai mahan wala kaam kiya hai chal chalte hai mere liye bhi baat karenge.
Mai- kaminey gaon basa nahi aur lutere pehle hi aa gaye.
Hum log wahan se nikal pade maal ke liye (ye wahi mall tha jahan maine annu ko bewakoof banaya tha pata nahi kyu per mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki yahan mera kaam ho jayega).
Jald hi hum wahan pahunch gaye mai dobara ussi section mai chala gaya aur usse dhundne laga per wo mujhe kahin dikh hi nahi rahi thi aakhir kar mere jaise mahan ko bhi waha kisi se pucchna pad gaya aakhir mai maine pata laga hi liya ki wo kahan hai hum seedhe uske office mai chale gaye office kya ek chota sa karma sa tha jahan do-char chair aur kuch files si rakhi huwi thi aur ek sofa set aur kuch table bhi.
Mai- hello mam kya mai ander aa sakta hu.
Manager- oh, tum to aaj phir yahan kisko ullu banana ka iraada hai.
Mai- kya mai ander aa sakta hu.
Manager- dimag to mana ker raha hai permission ke liye per dil keh raha hai ki tum interesting bande ho isiliye aa jawo.
Maine rg aur aryan ko bahar hi ghumne ke liye pehle hi bol diya tha main nahi chahta tha ki agar mera majak bana to kam se kam unhe to pata nahi chalega [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img] hu na mai mahan.
Manager- ha to kis kaam se aaye ho.
Mai- kya aap apne dosto ka swagat aise hi kerti hai na kuch thanda-garam are kam se kam pani to puch hi leti.
Manager- had hai yaar tum sach mai aise ho ya mere samne banne ki koshish ker rahe ho aur hum friends nahi hai samjhe.
Mai- to mai tumhe ag mahan ke is mahan creation ko apna dost banane ka ek sunehra moka deta hu wo bhi bilkul free me bas tumhe mera ek kaam kerna hoga chota sa [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img].
Manager- wo kyu bhala.
Mai- kyunki agar wo kam nahi huwa to mere dost mujhe taane maar-maar ke hi jaan se maar denge.
Meri baat sun ke pata nahi use kya huwa kuch second tak to wo mujhe ghurti rahi phir wo ek dam se hasne lagi kamal ki bat thi ki aaj pehli baar muje apne pe sharm aa rahi thi wo bhi kai kilo ke hisab se.
Manager- ok mera naam nisha hai.
Mai- mai ankur b.tech 1st year aur ha meri already do gf hai to mere pe chance marne ki sochna bhi mat.
Ek baar phir wo apna pait paked ke hasne lagi.
Nisha- tum sach mai bahut interesting bande ho chalo tum se bhi friendship karke dekh lete hai bolo kya kerna hoga uske liye.
Mai- kuch jyada nahi bas mere do smart dosto ko part time job deni hogi acchi sallery ke saath per ha wo mere se jyada smart nahi hai meri to baat hi kuch aur hai.
Nisha- agar mai mana kardu to.
Mai- to mai yahin tumhare saamne us fan se latak ke wapas neeche uttar jayunga aur kuch nahi.
Nisha- tab to tumhari help kerni hi padegi unko kal shaam ko cv lekar bhej dena mai dekhti hu ki kya ker sakti hu.
Mai- kya nisha tum kis sadi mai ho abhi to 21 sadi chal rahi hai jahan sab kuch super fast hai mai abhi unko bula leta hu.
Maine rg aur aryan ko text karke ander aane ko kaha dono 2 min. mai mere samne khade the.
Nisha- quick service (maine apni 32 si dikha di[img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img]).
Nisha- to aap ka naam kya hai.
Rg- ji gaurav.
Aryan- mai aryan.
Nisha- isse pehle kahin job ki hai.
Rg muje ghurne laga jaise ki ye sab mai ker raha hu.
Mai-nisha ji ye mere saath meri hi class me padhte hai.
Nisha- ok apne-apne doc bahar sandeep ji ko de dejiyega.
Mai- abhi ye tumhare employ nahi huwe hai to apna kam khud karo samjhi[img]/images/smilie3/nana.gif[/img].
Rg- koi nahi mam hum de dete hai aur mujhe ghurte huwe bahar chale gaye.
Nisha- to maine tumhara kam ker diya per meri ek shart hai.
Mai- bas mujhe I Love You bolne ko mat bolna nahi to mai ro padunga.
Nisha- haste huwe tum itne bhi lucky nahi ho per smart ho aur dimag bhi bahut chalta hai tumhara isiliye tumhe bhi apne dosto ke saath yahan job kerni hogi.
Mai- mere jaisa mahan ye kaam nahi ker sakta.
Nisha- to sorry mere pass tumhare dosto ke liye bhi koi job nahi hai.
Mai- tum to bura maan gayi yaar mai to majak ker raha tha waise meri sallery kitni hogi.
Nisha- baki ki jaankari ke liye sandeep ji se contact karo wo hi yahan ke account dekhte hai aur baki ka bhi unse jake mil lo. ok bye mujhe abhi aur bhi bahut kaam hai.
Wo wahan se uth ke chali gayi aur mujhe bina maange hi ek mast job mil gayi ab to her shaam rangeen hi hogi meri ladies store jo tehra [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img].
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Mai jaldi se haath muh dho ke aa gaya aur khane ke liye baith gaya khushi meri god mai aa ke baith gayi maine use ek kiss kiya aur phir hum dono bhai-behan khane ka intzaar karne lage aur thali se music bajane lage.
Ab aage...
Mom- ye kya hai ankur thali bajane ke liye nahi hai use neeche rakho abhi ke abhi nahi to kisi ko khana nahi milega.
Mom ka aisa farman sun ke khushi meri taraf dekhne lagi phir ek dam se hum dono hasne lage aur phir jor-jor se thali bajane lagi (khushi lagatar hasti ja rahi thi use aisa haste huwe dekhke mujhe bada sukun mil raha tha).
Tabhi mom khana le ke aa gayi aur apna lecture dene lagi khair mom ne hum ko khana diya aur maine jaise hi pehla niwala toda khane ke liye ki tabhi ghar ki doorbell baji.
Mom- tu khana kha mai dekhti hu kaun aaya hai.
Mom chali gayi unhone jaise hi gate khola samne rg aur aryan khade the.
Rg- hello aunty hum ankur ke dost hai usse milne ke liye aaye hai.
Mom- ander aawo beta wo ander khana kha raha hai tum bhi aa jawo.
Mai- mom koi jarurat nahi hai ye bhukhad saara kha jayega isse bahar se hi nipta deta hu bas aap mujhe ek min. dijiye.
Rg- dekha aunty aap ka beta kya sochta hai mere bare mai waise khusbu badi hi acchi hai (rg kameena mom ke saath mere pass aa gaya).
Mai- maine to shaam ko aane ko kaha tha na to is samay kyu.
Rg- chal baate band ker khana khane de mujhe bahut bhuk lagi hai (kisi bhukhad ki tarah wo khane mai jut gaya pehle to aryan thoda sa hichak raha tha per phir wo bhi pakka beshram ban gaya ye s*** rg kisi ko bhi beshram bana sakta hai).
Mom- beta aap ka naam kya hai.
Rg- aunty mera naam gaurav hai aur ye aryan waise aap ke haath mai sach mai jaadu hai maine itna tasty khana bahut dino ke baad khaya hai thanks.
Mom- tumhe jab bhi khane ka dil ho tum behichak yahan aa sakte ho ye aaj se tumhara bhi ghar hai.
Mai- aap isse gaud le rahi hai to mera kya hoga [img]/images/smilies/loadstears.gif[/img].
Aryan- ro mat tujhe to ek bhai mil gaya.
Mai- chup ker nahi to tere saare daanth tod dunga.
Mom- tum logon ka khana ho gaya ho to ab khushi ko sula do uske sone ka samay ho gaya hai.
Rg- are ha mai to khushi se milne ke liye aa tha aur ye gift bhi laya tha uske liye (ek chocolate ka bada sa packet).
Mai khushi ko apne kamre mai le aaya aur usko sulane laga waise wo bhi kam shaitan nahi thi jaise hi mai usko sula ke wahan se uthne ki koshish karta wo uth ke baith jati aur hasne lagti.
Aise hi use sulane mai muje pure 1 ghanta lag gaya uske baad mai rg aur arayn ko lekar upper chaat pe chala gaya.
Mai- itni jaldi kaise aa gaye tum log.
Aryan- wo hum pass mai hi aaye the to socha ki tere pass hi aa jaate hai waise bhi tu akela hi tha mujhe nahi pata tha ki aunty wapas aa gayi hai.
Mai- chal koi nahi chal chalte hai.
Rg- kahan?
Mai- aryan ke liye job ki baat karne ke liye.
Aryan- tu majak ker raha hai na.
Mai- nahi mai majak nahi kerta meri ek friend yahan ke sabse acche mall ke ek kaffi popular section ki manager hai to tu lucky hai shayad tera kam ho jaye.
Rg- waah aaj tune sach mai mahan wala kaam kiya hai chal chalte hai mere liye bhi baat karenge.
Mai- kaminey gaon basa nahi aur lutere pehle hi aa gaye.
Hum log wahan se nikal pade maal ke liye (ye wahi mall tha jahan maine annu ko bewakoof banaya tha pata nahi kyu per mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki yahan mera kaam ho jayega).
Jald hi hum wahan pahunch gaye mai dobara ussi section mai chala gaya aur usse dhundne laga per wo mujhe kahin dikh hi nahi rahi thi aakhir kar mere jaise mahan ko bhi waha kisi se pucchna pad gaya aakhir mai maine pata laga hi liya ki wo kahan hai hum seedhe uske office mai chale gaye office kya ek chota sa karma sa tha jahan do-char chair aur kuch files si rakhi huwi thi aur ek sofa set aur kuch table bhi.
Mai- hello mam kya mai ander aa sakta hu.
Manager- oh, tum to aaj phir yahan kisko ullu banana ka iraada hai.
Mai- kya mai ander aa sakta hu.
Manager- dimag to mana ker raha hai permission ke liye per dil keh raha hai ki tum interesting bande ho isiliye aa jawo.
Maine rg aur aryan ko bahar hi ghumne ke liye pehle hi bol diya tha main nahi chahta tha ki agar mera majak bana to kam se kam unhe to pata nahi chalega [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img] hu na mai mahan.
Manager- ha to kis kaam se aaye ho.
Mai- kya aap apne dosto ka swagat aise hi kerti hai na kuch thanda-garam are kam se kam pani to puch hi leti.
Manager- had hai yaar tum sach mai aise ho ya mere samne banne ki koshish ker rahe ho aur hum friends nahi hai samjhe.
Mai- to mai tumhe ag mahan ke is mahan creation ko apna dost banane ka ek sunehra moka deta hu wo bhi bilkul free me bas tumhe mera ek kaam kerna hoga chota sa [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img].
Manager- wo kyu bhala.
Mai- kyunki agar wo kam nahi huwa to mere dost mujhe taane maar-maar ke hi jaan se maar denge.
Meri baat sun ke pata nahi use kya huwa kuch second tak to wo mujhe ghurti rahi phir wo ek dam se hasne lagi kamal ki bat thi ki aaj pehli baar muje apne pe sharm aa rahi thi wo bhi kai kilo ke hisab se.
Manager- ok mera naam nisha hai.
Mai- mai ankur b.tech 1st year aur ha meri already do gf hai to mere pe chance marne ki sochna bhi mat.
Ek baar phir wo apna pait paked ke hasne lagi.
Nisha- tum sach mai bahut interesting bande ho chalo tum se bhi friendship karke dekh lete hai bolo kya kerna hoga uske liye.
Mai- kuch jyada nahi bas mere do smart dosto ko part time job deni hogi acchi sallery ke saath per ha wo mere se jyada smart nahi hai meri to baat hi kuch aur hai.
Nisha- agar mai mana kardu to.
Mai- to mai yahin tumhare saamne us fan se latak ke wapas neeche uttar jayunga aur kuch nahi.
Nisha- tab to tumhari help kerni hi padegi unko kal shaam ko cv lekar bhej dena mai dekhti hu ki kya ker sakti hu.
Mai- kya nisha tum kis sadi mai ho abhi to 21 sadi chal rahi hai jahan sab kuch super fast hai mai abhi unko bula leta hu.
Maine rg aur aryan ko text karke ander aane ko kaha dono 2 min. mai mere samne khade the.
Nisha- quick service (maine apni 32 si dikha di[img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img]).
Nisha- to aap ka naam kya hai.
Rg- ji gaurav.
Aryan- mai aryan.
Nisha- isse pehle kahin job ki hai.
Rg muje ghurne laga jaise ki ye sab mai ker raha hu.
Mai-nisha ji ye mere saath meri hi class me padhte hai.
Nisha- ok apne-apne doc bahar sandeep ji ko de dejiyega.
Mai- abhi ye tumhare employ nahi huwe hai to apna kam khud karo samjhi[img]/images/smilie3/nana.gif[/img].
Rg- koi nahi mam hum de dete hai aur mujhe ghurte huwe bahar chale gaye.
Nisha- to maine tumhara kam ker diya per meri ek shart hai.
Mai- bas mujhe I Love You bolne ko mat bolna nahi to mai ro padunga.
Nisha- haste huwe tum itne bhi lucky nahi ho per smart ho aur dimag bhi bahut chalta hai tumhara isiliye tumhe bhi apne dosto ke saath yahan job kerni hogi.
Mai- mere jaisa mahan ye kaam nahi ker sakta.
Nisha- to sorry mere pass tumhare dosto ke liye bhi koi job nahi hai.
Mai- tum to bura maan gayi yaar mai to majak ker raha tha waise meri sallery kitni hogi.
Nisha- baki ki jaankari ke liye sandeep ji se contact karo wo hi yahan ke account dekhte hai aur baki ka bhi unse jake mil lo. ok bye mujhe abhi aur bhi bahut kaam hai.
Wo wahan se uth ke chali gayi aur mujhe bina maange hi ek mast job mil gayi ab to her shaam rangeen hi hogi meri ladies store jo tehra [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img].
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