15-02-2019, 09:55 PM
update 36
Mai- Beta mai mahan hu aaj maine ek aur mahan kam kiya hai class attend karne gaya tha per professor ne nikal diya yaar koi chahta hi nahi ki hum sudhre.
Ab aage...
Uske baad hum wahan se canteen mai chale gaye aur maine raj ko ishaare se apne kam pe lagne ko kaha jo shayad wo samajh gaya aur wahan se nikal liya. Jab hum canteen pahunche to wahan aryan phir se apna latka huwa muh le ke baitha huwa tha jisse dekh kar mujhe thoda bura laga aur maine uska mud thik kerne ke liye kuch sochne laga ki tabhi mere dimag ki batti [img]/images/smilies/newsmilies/idea.gif[/img] jali.
Mai- Hi bro kya ho raha hai.
Aryan- kuch khas nahi bas yu hi.
Mai- Good tere pass aaj sham ko thoda samay hai kya.
Aryan- Ha hai kyu koi kam tha kya.
Mai- Surprize hai tere liye.
Rg- Lagta hai koi dhasu cheez hogi mai bhi aa sakta hu.
Mai- Faltu logon ki jarurat nahi hai wahan pe (mere dialogue se aryan ke latke huwe chehre pe bhi ek muskan aa gayi aur rg ne bura bhi nahi mana).
Hum log aise hi kuch der tak baate kar rahe the ki tabhi annu aur reet bhi wahan aa gayi aur aaj ki sabse breaking news reet annu ke saath na baith ke hamare table pe aa gayi sabhi hame aise dekhne lage ki jaise kisi ne alien dekh liya ho.
Mai- Chalo dosto mai chalta hu mujhe kuch kaam hai.
Reet- Per abhi to break time hai na thodi der baitho na.
Mai- Rg tu chal raha hai mere saath mujhe sach mai kuch kaam hai tere se abhi.
Rg- Na pehle maffi mang aaj subah ke liye .[img]/images/smilie3/nana.gif[/img]
Mai- Chal na ladkiyo ki tarah nakhre karna chhod aur chal nahi to yahi tere pe aise-aise dialogue chipka dunga ki tu sharm se hi mar jayega.
Rg- Tu sudahar ja nahi to…
Abhi hum baat hi kar rahe the ki kisi ne mere kandhe pe haath rekh diya maine peeche mud ke dekha to wo prince bhai the.
Mai- Hello jaane bahar jaane dildar kya haal chal hai.
Prince- Meri tang kheech raha hai ya sach mai mere aane se khush hai.
Mai- Aap ne to dil hi tod diya yar [img]/images/smilies/loadstears.gif[/img].
Prince- Chal nautanki chod aur ye bata kyu dhund raha tha.
Mai- Kuch khas nahi bas aise hi timepass ke liye [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img].
Prince- Seedhi tarah bataye ga ya mai dusra tarika apnau.
Mai- Mujhe aapse us new website ke bare mai baat kerni thi mujhe pata chala hai ki hamari city se jo mod hai us site ke liye wo aapka friend hai.
Prince- Ha to.
Mai- Mujhe uspe ek ladki ki information upload karwani thi.
Prince- To ye baat thi itna pyar aane ki chal koi nahi sari detail mail ker diyo mai kerwa dunga waise tub hi chaya huwa hai kaffi follower tere bhi hai chal mai chalta hu baad mai milta hu aur sun raj ko jyada pareshan na kiya kar seedha baccha hai bechara mere se teri shikayat kar raha tha agli baar chodunga nahi use tu tension na le [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img].
Prince bhai ab wahan se chale gaye aur jo mera kaam tha wo bhi complete ho gaya to mai apni seat pe virajmaan ho gaya aur do char plat samosa khane ka plan kerne laga ki bina chatni ke khayu ya chatni ke saath aur agar chatni ke saath khayu to kis chatni ke saath mitthi ya khatti.
Rg- Lagta hai agla budget tujhe hi pesh karna hai India ka.
Mai- Abe usse bhi jyada jaruri baat pe vichar kar raha hu.
Rg- Wo kya.
Mai- Yahi ki samosa mitthi chatni ke saath khayu ya khatti.
Meri baat sun ke reet apna pait paked ke hasne lagi aur mai use aise ghurne laga ki abhi kaccha chaba jayunga.
Reet- Sorry kya tum hamesha aise hi majak karte ho.
Mai- Mai to tumhe bhool hi gaya tha koi kam tha.
Reet- Ha bhi aur nahi bhi kya bina kaam ke mai tumhare pass nahi aa sakti.
Mai- Oh, madam thoda aaram se yahan kisi baat ko failne mai jyada time nahi lagta aur mujhe apni izzat bahut pyari hai aur dusri baat mera free time ya to mere family walo ke liye hota hai ya dosto ke liye.
Reet- To kya hum dost nahi hai.
Mai- Mujhe jitney dosto ki jarurat hai mere pass usse jyada hai to plz aap mere se dosti ki umeed na rakhe mai aapke liye sirf ek driver hu sirf driver umeed hai aage se yaad rakhengi aap.
Meri baat sun ke reet wahan se pata nahi gusse se ya sharm se per uth ke chali gayi.
Aryan- Yaar wo dosti hi to kerna chah rahi thi phir itna natak kyu.
Rg- Tu nahi janta is kaminey ko chal chod na use ja order le ke aa dekh garma-garam samose ban rahe hai jaldi ja nai to yahan baithe sabhi bhukad kha jayenge.
Aryan wahan se samose lene ke liye chale gaya aur tabhi rg ne apne sawalo ki top chalani suru kardi.
Rg- Tu thik to hai na.
Mai- Ha mujhe kya hona hai mai to bilkul thik hu.
Rg- Mujhe pata hai annu ke dhoke ne tujhe ab kisi se bhi dosti karne ke kaabil nahi choda per tu us baat ko kab tak.
Mai- Chal chod na kuch aur baat karte hai kahan tu bhi in faltu baato mai lag gaya.
Rg- Nahi aaj mujhe mere sawalo ke jabab chahiye kya tujhe sach mai pehle se pata tha ki annu tere saath sirf dosti karne ka natak kar rahi hai.
Mai- Tujhe kya lagta hai.
Rg- Yahi ki tune wahan bhi apna dimag laga ke victor ko sirf bhondu banaya.
Mai- Sahi kaha tune mujhe bhi usi din pata chala tha jab hum tere pass aaye the usse ek din pehle ki annu victor ki gf hai wo to maine aise hi dailouge bazi kardi thi.
Rg- Good chal ek baat hamesha yaad rakhio hum hamesha tere sath hai aur maine suna hai ki tere pass koi angel hai mujhe nahi milwayega usse.
Mai- Shaam ko aryan ke saath aa jaiyo aur mil liyo.
Issi tarah ki kuch khatti mitti bate karte huwe humne apna samay kat diya college khatam hone ke baad maine reet ko uske ghar choda pure raste bhar hum ne koi baat nahi ki.
Reet ki car ko park kerne ke baad maine apni bike li aur bahar ko jane laga ki tabhi muje subah ka seen yaad aa gaya aur mai us superwiser ko dhundne laga per shayad wo round pe gaya huwa tha per maine uski baat ko rekhte huwe apni entry karne ka faisla liya aur maine in aur out ki full entry kardi maine socha ki kal usse mil ke mai usse maffi bhi maang lunga kyunki uski to koi galti bhi nahi thi wo to bechara apni duty hi kar raha tha.
Aise hi bahut kuch sochte huwe mai ghar ke liye nikal pada rasta kaise kat gaya pata hi nahi chala maine jaise hi gate ko unlock karne ke liye keys nikali to dekha ki gate pehle se hi unlock hai mujhe thoda ajeeb laga per tabhi mom bahar aayi aur sach mai meri khusi ka koi thikana nahi raha maine mom ko kas ke gale laga liya.
Mom- Oh, mera beta tu mujhe miss ker raha tha.
Jhuta gussa dikhate huwe nahi mai kyu miss karne laga.
Mai- Sorry beta (kan pakadte huwe).
Maine ek bar phir unhe gale laga liya tabhi khushi unke peeche se nikalke aage aayi aur mere pairo se lipat gayi.
Mai- Meri pari kaise hai.
Mom- Mujhe pata chala ki kya huwa iske saath sach mai aaj kal insaniyat naam ki cheez bacchi hi nahi hai duniya mai aacha hai tu isse yahan le aaya bahut hi pyari bacchi hai ye khushi beta chalo khana khate hai ab to aap ke bhaiya bhi aa gaye.
Mai- Mom ab nana ji ki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Mom- Ab wo thik hai chal tu fresh ho ke aa tab tak mai khana lagati hu phir saath mai khate hai bahut dino se tujhe apne haato se khilane ko taras rahi thi.
Mai jaldi se haath muh dho ke aa gaya aur khane ke liye baith gaya khushi meri god mai aa ke baith gayi maine use ek kiss kiya aur phir hum dono bhai-behan khane ka intzaar karne lage aur thali se music bajane lage.
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Mai- Beta mai mahan hu aaj maine ek aur mahan kam kiya hai class attend karne gaya tha per professor ne nikal diya yaar koi chahta hi nahi ki hum sudhre.
Ab aage...
Uske baad hum wahan se canteen mai chale gaye aur maine raj ko ishaare se apne kam pe lagne ko kaha jo shayad wo samajh gaya aur wahan se nikal liya. Jab hum canteen pahunche to wahan aryan phir se apna latka huwa muh le ke baitha huwa tha jisse dekh kar mujhe thoda bura laga aur maine uska mud thik kerne ke liye kuch sochne laga ki tabhi mere dimag ki batti [img]/images/smilies/newsmilies/idea.gif[/img] jali.
Mai- Hi bro kya ho raha hai.
Aryan- kuch khas nahi bas yu hi.
Mai- Good tere pass aaj sham ko thoda samay hai kya.
Aryan- Ha hai kyu koi kam tha kya.
Mai- Surprize hai tere liye.
Rg- Lagta hai koi dhasu cheez hogi mai bhi aa sakta hu.
Mai- Faltu logon ki jarurat nahi hai wahan pe (mere dialogue se aryan ke latke huwe chehre pe bhi ek muskan aa gayi aur rg ne bura bhi nahi mana).
Hum log aise hi kuch der tak baate kar rahe the ki tabhi annu aur reet bhi wahan aa gayi aur aaj ki sabse breaking news reet annu ke saath na baith ke hamare table pe aa gayi sabhi hame aise dekhne lage ki jaise kisi ne alien dekh liya ho.
Mai- Chalo dosto mai chalta hu mujhe kuch kaam hai.
Reet- Per abhi to break time hai na thodi der baitho na.
Mai- Rg tu chal raha hai mere saath mujhe sach mai kuch kaam hai tere se abhi.
Rg- Na pehle maffi mang aaj subah ke liye .[img]/images/smilie3/nana.gif[/img]
Mai- Chal na ladkiyo ki tarah nakhre karna chhod aur chal nahi to yahi tere pe aise-aise dialogue chipka dunga ki tu sharm se hi mar jayega.
Rg- Tu sudahar ja nahi to…
Abhi hum baat hi kar rahe the ki kisi ne mere kandhe pe haath rekh diya maine peeche mud ke dekha to wo prince bhai the.
Mai- Hello jaane bahar jaane dildar kya haal chal hai.
Prince- Meri tang kheech raha hai ya sach mai mere aane se khush hai.
Mai- Aap ne to dil hi tod diya yar [img]/images/smilies/loadstears.gif[/img].
Prince- Chal nautanki chod aur ye bata kyu dhund raha tha.
Mai- Kuch khas nahi bas aise hi timepass ke liye [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img].
Prince- Seedhi tarah bataye ga ya mai dusra tarika apnau.
Mai- Mujhe aapse us new website ke bare mai baat kerni thi mujhe pata chala hai ki hamari city se jo mod hai us site ke liye wo aapka friend hai.
Prince- Ha to.
Mai- Mujhe uspe ek ladki ki information upload karwani thi.
Prince- To ye baat thi itna pyar aane ki chal koi nahi sari detail mail ker diyo mai kerwa dunga waise tub hi chaya huwa hai kaffi follower tere bhi hai chal mai chalta hu baad mai milta hu aur sun raj ko jyada pareshan na kiya kar seedha baccha hai bechara mere se teri shikayat kar raha tha agli baar chodunga nahi use tu tension na le [img]/images/smilies/icon10.gif[/img].
Prince bhai ab wahan se chale gaye aur jo mera kaam tha wo bhi complete ho gaya to mai apni seat pe virajmaan ho gaya aur do char plat samosa khane ka plan kerne laga ki bina chatni ke khayu ya chatni ke saath aur agar chatni ke saath khayu to kis chatni ke saath mitthi ya khatti.
Rg- Lagta hai agla budget tujhe hi pesh karna hai India ka.
Mai- Abe usse bhi jyada jaruri baat pe vichar kar raha hu.
Rg- Wo kya.
Mai- Yahi ki samosa mitthi chatni ke saath khayu ya khatti.
Meri baat sun ke reet apna pait paked ke hasne lagi aur mai use aise ghurne laga ki abhi kaccha chaba jayunga.
Reet- Sorry kya tum hamesha aise hi majak karte ho.
Mai- Mai to tumhe bhool hi gaya tha koi kam tha.
Reet- Ha bhi aur nahi bhi kya bina kaam ke mai tumhare pass nahi aa sakti.
Mai- Oh, madam thoda aaram se yahan kisi baat ko failne mai jyada time nahi lagta aur mujhe apni izzat bahut pyari hai aur dusri baat mera free time ya to mere family walo ke liye hota hai ya dosto ke liye.
Reet- To kya hum dost nahi hai.
Mai- Mujhe jitney dosto ki jarurat hai mere pass usse jyada hai to plz aap mere se dosti ki umeed na rakhe mai aapke liye sirf ek driver hu sirf driver umeed hai aage se yaad rakhengi aap.
Meri baat sun ke reet wahan se pata nahi gusse se ya sharm se per uth ke chali gayi.
Aryan- Yaar wo dosti hi to kerna chah rahi thi phir itna natak kyu.
Rg- Tu nahi janta is kaminey ko chal chod na use ja order le ke aa dekh garma-garam samose ban rahe hai jaldi ja nai to yahan baithe sabhi bhukad kha jayenge.
Aryan wahan se samose lene ke liye chale gaya aur tabhi rg ne apne sawalo ki top chalani suru kardi.
Rg- Tu thik to hai na.
Mai- Ha mujhe kya hona hai mai to bilkul thik hu.
Rg- Mujhe pata hai annu ke dhoke ne tujhe ab kisi se bhi dosti karne ke kaabil nahi choda per tu us baat ko kab tak.
Mai- Chal chod na kuch aur baat karte hai kahan tu bhi in faltu baato mai lag gaya.
Rg- Nahi aaj mujhe mere sawalo ke jabab chahiye kya tujhe sach mai pehle se pata tha ki annu tere saath sirf dosti karne ka natak kar rahi hai.
Mai- Tujhe kya lagta hai.
Rg- Yahi ki tune wahan bhi apna dimag laga ke victor ko sirf bhondu banaya.
Mai- Sahi kaha tune mujhe bhi usi din pata chala tha jab hum tere pass aaye the usse ek din pehle ki annu victor ki gf hai wo to maine aise hi dailouge bazi kardi thi.
Rg- Good chal ek baat hamesha yaad rakhio hum hamesha tere sath hai aur maine suna hai ki tere pass koi angel hai mujhe nahi milwayega usse.
Mai- Shaam ko aryan ke saath aa jaiyo aur mil liyo.
Issi tarah ki kuch khatti mitti bate karte huwe humne apna samay kat diya college khatam hone ke baad maine reet ko uske ghar choda pure raste bhar hum ne koi baat nahi ki.
Reet ki car ko park kerne ke baad maine apni bike li aur bahar ko jane laga ki tabhi muje subah ka seen yaad aa gaya aur mai us superwiser ko dhundne laga per shayad wo round pe gaya huwa tha per maine uski baat ko rekhte huwe apni entry karne ka faisla liya aur maine in aur out ki full entry kardi maine socha ki kal usse mil ke mai usse maffi bhi maang lunga kyunki uski to koi galti bhi nahi thi wo to bechara apni duty hi kar raha tha.
Aise hi bahut kuch sochte huwe mai ghar ke liye nikal pada rasta kaise kat gaya pata hi nahi chala maine jaise hi gate ko unlock karne ke liye keys nikali to dekha ki gate pehle se hi unlock hai mujhe thoda ajeeb laga per tabhi mom bahar aayi aur sach mai meri khusi ka koi thikana nahi raha maine mom ko kas ke gale laga liya.
Mom- Oh, mera beta tu mujhe miss ker raha tha.
Jhuta gussa dikhate huwe nahi mai kyu miss karne laga.
Mai- Sorry beta (kan pakadte huwe).
Maine ek bar phir unhe gale laga liya tabhi khushi unke peeche se nikalke aage aayi aur mere pairo se lipat gayi.
Mai- Meri pari kaise hai.
Mom- Mujhe pata chala ki kya huwa iske saath sach mai aaj kal insaniyat naam ki cheez bacchi hi nahi hai duniya mai aacha hai tu isse yahan le aaya bahut hi pyari bacchi hai ye khushi beta chalo khana khate hai ab to aap ke bhaiya bhi aa gaye.
Mai- Mom ab nana ji ki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Mom- Ab wo thik hai chal tu fresh ho ke aa tab tak mai khana lagati hu phir saath mai khate hai bahut dino se tujhe apne haato se khilane ko taras rahi thi.
Mai jaldi se haath muh dho ke aa gaya aur khane ke liye baith gaya khushi meri god mai aa ke baith gayi maine use ek kiss kiya aur phir hum dono bhai-behan khane ka intzaar karne lage aur thali se music bajane lage.
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